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the game(s) I want to play doesn't(don't) exist, how do I force the president of video game to make it?
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it probably does exist
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>>734155357
That was originally the shape of a buttplug before it was shoved in my ass.
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I want a good game were at all times I can fly around like superman.
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>>734155434
ok so a 3rd person, single player, knife combat only game. it has combos, parry, riposte, grappling, minor hand to hand maneuvers, etc. kinda similar to the fight scenes from dune. not a fighting game or a souls like, attacks must be mapped to the face buttons.
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>>734155434
>that drop from 2025
huh
what happened there?
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the kilogram cube of tungsten has to be the absolute zenith of gay nerd shit ca 2008
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but what about muh AI? Can't you just make the game you want? If you don't know how to approach some aspect of it, you can ask the AI that too.
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>>734155357
>ow do I force the president of video game to make it?
make your own espionage agency and pedo ring to blackmail developers
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>>734155904
what's wrong with gay nerd shit? What is this, SomethingAwful ca 2006?
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>>734156101
Ok, done. What next? Should I email dev teams now and invite them over?
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Create a wiki for your game.
Imagine yourself playing it.
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>>734155647
That sounds incredibly boring, like it would get old within an hour of gameplay. Are you sure that's what you want your dream game to be?
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>>734155357
You need to manifest it through channeling Vril and Willpower

If you're brown however then there's nothing you can do
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>>734155647
The closest you can get right now is hellish quart but that's swords
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>>734160474
>picks the most generic mechanics that have already been done to death in a million games
SEKIRO you stupid bastard. The Batman games, dark souls, pick one dude. Your dream game is the most trite mechanics known to man
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That's a sexy fuckin' cube.

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