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Name a crpg developer with worse romance options than Owlcat
you can't
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>>736966728
Anon, I really hope you're a paid Russian intelligence shitposter, and you haven't just been autistically posting about a game developer 'cucking' you since 2018 because of some undiagnosed mental illness.
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>>736966898
Zoomid. Fucking is an integral part of life (for a whole host of reasons), any game where you are to inhabit a character should axiomatically include fucking.
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>>736966728
It has good options OP, a wide array of terrible and fucked up people.
Kingmaker is all about a bunch of losers and outcasts making their own kingdom with blackjack and hookers, which is why remaining virginal is required for the true ending. You shouldn't want to fuck any of these people.
WotR, in the meantime, is about a bunch of evil shits being thrown at more evil shit with the hope there will be less evil shit by the end of it. Best you can do in this scenario is a prissy gay black man. So why not aim for the worst instead, and date Cam?
Rogue Trader as well gives you an array of degenerates and dysgenics interspersed among autistic uptights. In a universe of extremes, there is no hope of a balanced relationship with an equal.
Regardless, Owlcat companions are deeply flawed people who are ultimately pretty fun in narrative sense, even if it's because they're a specific kind of retarded or evil. Overall, they're blatantly making fun of the concept of having a romance option in such a game at all, and making fun of you for falling for it. Wanting 'romance options' in an RPG is a general sign of low cultural literacy, and Persona 4 and its consequences have been a disaster to the medium. Go play Rance or a BL visual novel or something if that's what you want. Do NOT go replay mass effect for the 4th time, because it doesn't even do what you want very well at all. You are just simultaneously oversocialized, leading you to believe this kind of thing is required, and also starved for genuine human interaction. But I don't blame you, because there are many like you, and you are being used by a political agenda.
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>>736967104
I remember chatting up aerie but otherwise being more engaged in the adventure.
>>736967206
I'm far older than you. Get your romance from real life or books or shows or something. Games will never be good at it, especially now that everyone is player sexual.
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>>736966728
>Kibellah
>Cassia
Nah
>>736966908
there are literal demons more sympathetic than that insane piece of shit
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>>736966728
Owlcat have the incel version of the dragon age fandom
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>>736967104
Feature bloat, but it seems like they hire more people for the horrible e-dating scenarios than the actual game at this point and they're still fever dream nonsense. Here's a question, why aren't gays normal
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>>736967454
You know what I mean. They're dregs, in a different sense than Kingmaker companions. Kingmaker companions do not belong into society for one reason or another, while Wrath of the Righteous companions are people society would be better without. Expendable. Sewer mutants, street thieves, corrupt nobles.
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>>736967579
Are you sure? It's like HR for women and gays, especially the mocappers and animators. Basically just positions created in gaming so industry flunkies from streaming/wrtiting can get jobs. Hell the director of obsidian's games is an interracial romance writer married to a stinky pajeet
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>>736966728
>Arue openly admits to being a voyeur because she diesn't understand how humans can have mutually benefecial relationships
Her past was obvious but I didn't realize she was putting herself in the cuck chair when other people were entirely unaware.Daeran is honestly pretty cool if you're playing a female KC.
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Owl cat just sucks period. I can’t be bothered to play out any of their games.
>entire party dies to a level 1 crowd of small spiders because the only thing that can hit them is aoe spells and I have no magic casters
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>>736967948
>unintentional
She openly admits she actively goes looking to watch how mortals sleep together and both get off. Even if shes being shameful about it. Your options are
>give people privacy
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>just don't get caught
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>>736967897
>Complaining about a problem that affects one encounter in their first game almost a decade ago that was patched almost immediately
You don't want to play their games, no dramas.
You could have just said that instead of shitposting about a nonexistent issue you saw on 4chan.
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>>736968028
Unintentional because it's not fetishistic, she's not getting off to it, and it's still not cuckoldry which was my point. There's one girl in this game that's okay with you fucking someone else and it ain't her
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>>736966728
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my fishwife moaning while we fuck like animals
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>>736967896
Okay? Have you looked at something like BG3 which is supposed to set new standards and how much time they wasted trying to create a stinky EDM festival tent cuckhold sim over writing a plot? Or how much of the story and characters was verbatim thinly veiled projection by the queer/female writing staff.
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>>736968090
If you're playing Angel, I suppose.
Aeon can fix both of them, but in Cam's case it's probably wrong to do so.
Apotheosis is the only ending where is more or less truly redeemed - all her insanity was in service of becoming a goddess of insanity.
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>>736967870
Daeran is cool even as a male KC
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>>736968152
She's not getting off to anything, lets not pretend that a fucking succubus doesn't know what sex is or that watching it is a kink or that denial and chastity play are also kinks.
>watch this random girl get fucked lovingly and sit there thinking about how its not you because you don't deserve it and you aren't allowed to get off
Lets not pretend a succubus doesn't understand that even if its self-imposed rules and shes hiding behind a thin veneer of scientific curiosity.
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>>736968362
Coward
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>>736967896
and that's a good thing, rpgs should be about adventure and romance (not the gay physical kind)
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>>736968440
Not if you get the best romance ending. She still won't have kids with you, I don't think it's even possible really, but she won't marry and have kids wiht another navigator out of obligation, she stays unmarried and continues her affair with you for the rest of her life.
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>>736968498
i dont think that's allowed in warhammer, if you're a navigator you MUST continue the bloodline as navigators are mandatory for going through the warp. "romance" has no fucking place in a navigator's life, they're destined to be livestock
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>the first primary tank in the game is a sassy black paladin woman whose defining character feature is being comedically incompetent and overly defensive of her hood rat friends
>the second primary tank is a sociopathic serial killer who lies with every breath (but it's ok because she's hot and likes the feeling of a man inside her)
You know we're not breaking the jackpot with Valerie either, but still, can I just get Hellknight Valerie instead?
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>>736968579
That's why you need to get the absolute best ending, otherwise she'll still continue her affair with you but will marry and have kids. She's the head of her house also, so even though it's probably very controversial she can refuse to procreate.
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>>736968484
Good because they're literally trying to get you to be gay and engage in their projected fantasies into a male hobby. Bg3 and pillars 2 was "mask off" with both games featuring "romance bugs" that made you gay if you talked to a male companion
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>>736966872
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>>736966728
Larian and Obsidian easily.
Obsidian either doesn't have or has some fucking horrendous options that make staying a virgin unironically appealing.
Larian's game are full of literal manwhores and sluts who fuck you 5 minutes after meeting. There's no romance or courtship, it's a literal meet and fuck that cheapens any emotional payoff.
BG2 and Dragon Age Origins is still the king when it comes to romance in CRPGs.
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>>736968968
>Larian's game are full of literal manwhores and sluts who fuck you 5 minutes after meeting
funnily enough, the one companion that doesn't jump on your dick immediately turns out to be the biggest turbowhore in the game, but this fact isn't revealed to you until the final act of the game.
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>>736968950
As a critique of the concept and a future reference point, they're a productive addition to the medium, pushing the discourse forward in some way, shape, or form.
This alone is more than can be said about anything Bioware has done past DAO.
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>>736969160
>play 50 hours burning through the slowest slog gameplay imaginable
>act 2 is "I hate my dad/white men"
>whew finally act 3, thank you mr larian sar
>*act 3 loads*
>that hot babe catphishing you through telepathic tapeworms is actually a tranny squidman that wants to groom you
>your girlfriend cucks you
>dragonborn, punch the brain to win
THAT happened
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>>736969948
Its too bad I knew fuck all about mindflayers and githyanki when I tried this shit and it expected me to think I was going to zombify in 24 hours to establish any kind of stakes when there was a clear transformation pod on the ship with a fucking activation code and I wasn't in one. At least I managed to sneak around half of act 1 with no companions before I met the only tolerable one (Karlach)
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>>736970584
The best part is it's entirely fanfiction so even people that know the lore don't know what BG3 is. I'm pretty sure the entire plot was originally you getting catphished/coached by a homosexual mindflayer who sticks estrogen patches on you to power you up but they realized that's too on the nose so they made upconstructs powered by telepathic tapewormsfor act 3
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>>736966872
It's a set side quests and a hidden progress bar. It's not even about being "gross wish fulfillment" or whatever, its just stilted unnatural trash that's tacked on because it's an expectation even if romantic involvement is extremely out of character. I have always hated it.
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>>736971324
I want games where romance is part of the story, not complete separation of sex from plot. Nu-media is gay as fuck when it removes all normal romance whatsoever.
Knight saves princess for romantic reward. Who gives a fuck if its problematic as long as its heroic.
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>>736971809
Not really much of a romance but I remember appreciating that Jump King delivered on the promise of a hot babe at the top without pulling a subversion
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>>736966950
Unironically these games never let you go far enough on that end, why can't I ask to watch Camilla get destroyed by a couple of black guys if I want? They want to simultaneously give you slutty used goods while not letting you watch the slut part, I get that it's not a porn game but they could just slip some casual
dialogue in referencing it
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>>736966728
If you can't handle the writing why don't you just pretend like that one fucking comic faggot who has made endless garbage about him and Yrilet not acting like Yrilet in the slightest?
>Wahhh but my ending slide isn't a perfect ending of romance and love in fucking 40k
I hate you people on a level I could never express with words
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>>736966908
Chaotic evil is such an awful alignment for a human-adjacent character. A lawful or even neutral evil character with grand ambitions is 100x more compelling than a crazy bitch who kills just because it makes her cum hard
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>a crazy bitch who kills just because it makes her cum hard
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>>736973440
what was the bait exactly? her nonstop murders and you allowing her to do it? her murder of slaves behind your back? finding out that her spirit's desires are actually hers? finding out that she wants to murder her father and not really hesitating when killing his clone?
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>play wrath of the righteous because /v/ keeps jerking it off as the greatest crpg ever
>get the corniest writing I've ever seen
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>>736966728
They also like to actively waste character slots on characters very obviously no one gives a shit and no one puts on their team giving the choice, instead of using that dev time on literally anything else.
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>>736966728
I don't think it's even BAD romances. Owlcat is intentionally blue balling players.
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>>736974968
never seen anyone praising the writing beyond the waifufags slurping up everything about their oneitis
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>>736975217
Lets see
>the orc and the slut
>gay priest, reddit dwarf and the black paladin maybe
>jae and the secret companions
Thats my list, you could add the undead elf and doomer dwarf for kingmaker too, put that was more my personal problem of not figuring out how to build them
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I love Owlcat because I hate RPG romance schlock and all of the faggots that love it
I genuinely couldn't care any less about CRPG romances.
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Use your imagination, retard. Make the romance inferred. We don't need devs wasting months of dev time to help you masturbate.
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>>736975772
>just completely headcanon an entire shipping tier subplot that the game will directly contradict
People do this whether an actual romance is written or not. But its no reason not to implement it if both people and devs want it in. Yes there are still examples of games both with or without romance as an option.
You could play the outer worlds or crimson desert or something if you hate expressions of affection so much. I can play pathfinder or dragon age origins or dragons dogma or fable.
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Valerie is the funniest Owlcat companion. She has 8 int, and the game constantly makes fun of her for being, at her best, the exact thing she is trying to not be perceived as.
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>>736975772
>I love Owlcat because I hate RPG romance
Owlcat likes romances and they know it's popular so that's a bit odd
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>>736966728
I actually like most of them
90% of cuckposting is headcanon, out of context, or bad faith
I'll admit Jae and Octavia are a bit daring and deserve the shitposting, though I will make the case that Octavia is well written and her situation makes sense (while still being degenerate)
Mind you, while they are mostly fine they could be much better, Owlcat definetly has bad habits when it comes to the companion roster.
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>>736968853
>regardless of how Neeshka's author felt about her place in the story
maybe don't fucking write multiple instances of Neeshka getting jeaous over you paying attention to other women in the party then, CUNT
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>>736977407
As much as I'm against non-virgin romance, I think the core concepts of a lot of these characters are well formed. I just personally wouldn't follow through with a romance with any of them myself, thats why its up to fictional characters to do it.
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>>736975772
Appropriate you used Bret there since he's a bitter self mark retard that almost nobody agrees with aside from his takes on HHH sucking omega dick
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>>736974968
I think a lot of that just comes from the pathfinder setting, because I remember being irked by that in those games too but had no such problems with rogue trader. Still, wotr has some kino stuff too.
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>>736966872
This, "romance" in games is always time wasting garbage only retarded porn addicts can enjoy
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>out of nowhere
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Behold the best written companion for a cRPG for the last 20 years. A random bumfuck racist farmer that travels with you as a tank having a crisis of faith because his god started a rebellion and got btfo'd. Even his own companion-related quests don't do him justice, in BOTH games.
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>>736974968
Play Pillars of Eternity if you want good prose for a semi-recent cRPG. Every other cRPG writes prose like a cheap YA novel. Although, it does get very purple-y at times, that's more forgivable than having curt or bland writing.
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>>736966872
If you want a game that explores the human condition and relations, to just pretend love and romance just don't exist is to give a painfully limited and usually incorrect out look on things, people can and will fall in love with each other and have feelings and shit and have all sort of complicated situations or feelings as a result of that, it's just if you treat it as something to put a check mark on rather than something that is actually apart of the story and has meaning to the overall message to the game it comes off as cheap, boring, even detrimental to a character, which is probably why you feel the way you do cause you've been burned by shit writing.
And RT kinda has both Romances that do feel like they are actually trying to communicate something and others that feel like they're just like there for arbitrary reasons.they also have a romance that should exist but doesn't for arbitrary reasons
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Octavia is 11/10.
People just dislike how she already had a relationship with her childhood friend orc-stepbrother when you found her.
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the options are all pretty awesome when it comes to what they go for there's just 0 conventional romances that are played totally straight. More fun to engage with in a game than say bg3 but not so much so when you want to talk waifushit with the boys on the basket weaving forum
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>>736966728
your fault for picking the worst options than
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>>736980092
No, the writing is like watching pain dry and the gameplay is dull and tedious.
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>>736980496
That was usually my party too along with either Aloth, the monk or robot from the DLC. Deadfire's companions were just not as good sadly and it's telling that the best companions were the returning ones from the first game.
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>>736980496
Durance has the best companion quest in the game but they way how they designed it was the worst. You basically have to convince a priest that his own god wanted to kill him but how Obsidian did it was to exhaust SPECIFIC dialogues checks by conversing with him that are not only dispersed throughout the main questine but he refuses to speak to you after a few lines so you have to rest again (which is bugged for some inns to not progress because he and Grieving Mother conflict with progressing their quest through resting).
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>>736966908
Nothing, bitches can't handle her because she's helpful.
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Plenty
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the main theme of the game is how you cope with becoming an unpaid janitor, everything else is secondary
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At some point in my early 20's I realize romance in games is fucking stupid and I actively avoid it.
If anything Owlcat is based for having bad romance. I'm still not going to play their games for other reasons but I will applaud them for not investing.
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>>736981614
Every time you post this you get btfo, this has been going on for 2 years now
When will you get tired? Everyone who ACTUALLY played the game knows the context for this line. If you wanted to shit on the romance in good faith you would use the ending.
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>>736969948
>make dream guardian male so it's not a tranny catfish
>dreams become obviously gay-coded
the only winning move is not to play
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>>736980372
She needs to lay dragon eggs
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>>736981882
>knows the context for this line
What does Cam like to do after killing?
>If you wanted to shit on the romance in good faith you would use the ending
Like the one where she starts fucking other men if you sacrifice yourself, being the only romance to do so? Yeah I know
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>>736981849
>>Romance is bad
no rpgs other than old Bioware ever did good romances so that's not really a knock against the games
>>Stories are endlessly meandering
filtered
>>Gameplay is obnoxious stat-padded bullshit
GIGAfiltered
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>>736982010
>What does Cam like to do after killing?
I don't know anon, the first time she explores caves and sleeps in a tent, the second time she helps you hunt gargoyles
Statistically, it depends.
And Herrax is clearly trying to piss her off there so if she did anything beyond killing she would obviously mention it
Though you will ignore these arguments as you have done every single time you got btfo in the past
>Yeah I know
Then why do you use your headcanon intead of the in game canon? Just use the ending, you will look less retarded
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yes and no
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>>736966985
Cassia is basically the default romance thoughever?
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I should have fixed her...
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>can turn lower deck into unwilling followers of Nurgle
>can't do this to any other part of the ship
I want my main deck on my ship to be tzeentch or slaanesh themed, the heretical aligned changes are so ugly because it's all just generic spikes and cages compared to Iconoclast (blue explorer themed) and dogmatic (red church themed) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zse5v0glUDM
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Yrliet literally always betrays you
>b-b-b-b-but it wasn't a b-b-betrayal she just got tricked!
Lmao yeah sure, tricked by deldar, telling her to go to point A and taking you there without telling you who told her to, the most obvious trap ever
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>>736982495
Least you could do is post good fanart of her, not Raszard's
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>>736983140
Feeling lust towards the sex demons is only natural, guardsmanI really wish we got a daemonette companion for the heretic path
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>>736983319
I wish owlcat was more brave with companions, rogue trader and wotr really could've benefited from more "exclusive" companions. RT already has an extremely bloated companion roster that honestly should've been trimmed depending on which alignment you play. Would've helped to make each path feel more unique since they wouldn't have to account for 12 different companions in every scenario.
WOTR was especially retarded in that sense in which you could go for a literal demon or lich path and still have holy paladins or hellknights working with you.
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all wrpg "romances" are shit because devs aren't actually interested in creating appealing heroines and are just making checkboxes for mentally ill california gaymers and retards who don't know better because they refuse to play anime games. even if they did want to they couldn't because they are ideologically limited by woke imperatives. basically every wrpg heroines falls into one of 3 categories:
>domineering bitch who judges everything you do (will tell you about her past relationships so you can't accidentally think she's a virgin)
>bisexual whore who will fuck anyone and everything
>quirk chungus
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>No (good) Eldar lady romance for my Iconocuck playthrough
>No Sister of Battle romance for my Dogmachud playthrough
>Not even a Daemonette romance for my Chaosnigger playthrough because she got cut from the game
I'm never gonna forgive Owlcuck. I'm also pirating all their games from now on until this is corrected.
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>>736983514
is that you Sawyer?
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>>736974524
Yes. Up to this point in RPGs, no matter how vile and evil she was, you could always "redeem" a romantic interest through love.
Viconia is the ur-example:
>served an evil goddess for 150 years,
>then switched over for an even more evil one,
>had three husbands prior to meeting the main character,
>had multiple lovers prior to meeting the main character,
>prostituted herself on the surface,
>a confirmed child-killer,
>made numerous sacrifices to her evil goddess,
>still hits on a different man in your party (Sarevok), even if you're romancing her,
But people still ate it up, because you could switch her alignment and make her a bit less of a bitch for the last 30% of the second game's expansion.
So Camellia is a giant middle finger to those types of romances.
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>>736983816
Cambros' need to feel unique and special will never not be funny, to the point that they genuinely have to convince themselves that she's some kind of "subversion" even though the game fully expects you to be an evil asshole alongside her
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>>736983514
You're just a tasteless bitch. Here's a list of female romances who fit none of the three, just off the top of my head:
>Raven (Arcanum),
>Aerie (Baldur's Gate II)
>Elanee (Neverwinter Nights II)
>Trish Merigold (The Witcher Series)
>Lara Ravel (Pathologic II)
>Kibellah, Cassia (Rogue Trader)
>Wenduag (Wrath of the Righteous)
>Aribeth (Neverwinter Nights; Neverwinter Nights II)
>Fall-From-Grace; Annah (Planescape: Torment)
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>>736981645
The actual main story is about becoming an entity that is both beyond and outside of humanity.
Unfortunately, the only paths that achieve it fully are Aeon and Demon. Even Lich, for 80% of his playtime, feels more like just playing a Necromancer. Trickster, Azata and Angel just have you feel like a super-powered human.
>>736984003
Yes, you retard, maybe actually try playing the game. Her whole schtick is that she's acting like a slavering toady for the majority of the game.
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>>736983481
It's understandable from a dev time perspective since it takes a large amount of dev time to make a companion that's fully fleshed out with sidequests and such so it's wasted if you have to dumpster that companion for some large % of playthroughs
the way they get around that is by making the exclusive companions extremely lategame with no content aside from just getting the character which also sucks
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>>736983319
I'm honestly fine with not having the daemonette, but I really do wish that you actually saw companions becoming degenerate as you become more evil, just like Kotor 2 and falling to the dark side.
Both Cassie and Jae are basically immune to chaos and have no real changes happening to them during heretical run, think Cassie only comments on seeing weird colors around you but that's it. Not even sure if they have unique ending slides at all for heretical, something that Kibellah,Solomorne,Idira and Abelart have
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>>736983874
She lies to you and tells you its for a greater purpose (while its still obvious she's fucked up), that is the classic playbook of a character arc questline, she also gets a tragic backstory. The game then subverts this as it becomes increasingly clear that it all doesn't matter, she's still irredeemable, none of that was relevant, even the true parts like the backstory.
>Cambros' need to feel unique and special
It's literally what her character is, there is no need for anything. It's not super deep or complicated, it's pretty on the nose, but somehow you still missed it.
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>>736984116
Yeah, I like RT companions, it's probably the best roster of Owlcat yet, but there is a lot of room for improvement in that regard, it still feels like all runs are the same when it comes to companions, in fact in RT the issue is worse than in Wrath where you had a decent good/evil balance
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>>736984098
Try to not to view everything from the angle of your own insecurities.
You're not lovers. You are her MASTER. You can use her body because she sees it as your right. It's not a relationship, but a transaction. Only if you go on the True Love route does she start changing.
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>>736984184
The game doesn't subvert anything because it never expects you to "fix" her, it's obvious that she's lying from the get-go unless you're a brainlet and you're supposed to be okay with her committing mass murder, the game already has an I can fix her slut, as badly done as it may be, you consistently have to encourage her to be better. That doesn't happen with Camellia because there's no subversion, the gotcha towards "I can fix her" fags only exists in your head
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>>736984398
And can your little brain understand you're not in a romance with her?
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But it portrays from the very start that you're slowly turning into a different being altogether, and your companion reactions reflect that.
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>>736966728
Only Owlcat were capable enough to create my husband, so i cannot possibly agree with your assessment of their romances. Total Jimmy Love!
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>>736969335
I get that she'd be disgusted by sex or breeding. That makes sense, since to her kind it'd be the same as bestiality
But the part that's weird/retarded is why would hugging or regular intimacy be uncomfortable for her?
IRL, people hug their pets or let dogs sleep on the bed all the time. You can care deeply about an animal and form a lifelong bond with one without wanting to fuck it.
But in Yrliet's case, the player is like... barely a close friend? Even after everything you do to help her.
Really weird writing.
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>>736984878
I'm sorry but how is Kibellah a whore who will fuck anything?
Has shitposting evolved to a new level that I was not aware of?
Like, the worst thing you can say about her is that (after travelling with you for a while) she has sex at the first "date", but she sees you as a literal god, it's not like Jae who was going around distributing blowjobs to the crew
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>>736984031
she's also a disgusting mutant and lann's sloppy seconds. also aerie was the original non-threating quirky girl.
>>736983590
he was 100% right but for the wrong reasons
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>>736984285
WotR roster is better. RT companions have almost no content. They are cool but unless you are named Kibellah, Heinrix, Yrliet or Cassia you basically don't exist past Act 1.
Argenta especially is a travesty with her turning into a merc when you leave Footfall and not getting even a single iota of content or reactivity until Comorragh.
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>>736985387
>WotR roster is better
No way. Only Daeran and Regil are good. The rest can go die in a fire for all I care. They are all extrenely unlikeable. RT companion might have jack all for content but they completely mog in terms of likeability and banter
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>>736985470
Disagree. I like RT roster but they're just objectively less fleshed out than the WotR one. You might not like the WotR characters but none of them feel like mercs unlike RT.
RT needed a dlc to add content to every companion rather than adding even more companions that'll get 1 quest then remain silent for the rest of the playthrough.
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>>736985591
I don't care how well fleshed out a character is if they're unlikeable. wotr roster isn't just the bottom of the barrel. They had to turn over the barrel and scratch the other side of it, then made wotr companions from what they'd gotten there
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>>736985470
arue, woljiff, and ember are all fine
camilla is funny if you like her gimmick and you can kill her quickly if you don't
the only companions in wotr who i think are really irredeemable are the dwarf guy and wendawg
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>>736985728
>arue, woljiff, and ember are all fine
Lol, ablooblooefag immediately jumping to his garbage waifu's defense. Fuck off, retard, and kill yourself. Terrible character, just like emder. Woljif is at least isn't offensively bad
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>>736985728
>dwarf guy
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>everyone
No, just /v/ contrarians, the characters are mostly beloved or at worst divisive, with some exceptions like Sosiel or Gaybore who are so boring nobody cares about them
Also this contrarianism applies to every modern CRPG, people always act like the companions are the absolute worst of the worst but then they go and jerk off to their favorite turnip midget from their favorite boomer game
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Dual wielding is just bad in Pathfinder without a fuck tonne of investment. Also he's a dwarf (20 ft move) and specialized in Dwarven Axes (medium sized weapons) and has no defense since he's a slayer with low DEX.
Probably the worst built companion desu. Lorewise he probably should be effective against the dragon.
Regill's build is also not great but it can be redeemed unlike Greybor.
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>>736986330
Can't slayer just cheat all the dual wielding requirements? Greybor still gets full bab and has okay stats so how bad could he really be?
>>736986453
Ignore hell knight completly and go all in on fighter levels. Going strength is also an option despite his initial build, it’s just a much easier stat to buff sky high.
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>>736986453
Triceratops statue to give him a mount. Completely ignore hellknight and level him exclusively on Fighter. Grab mythic finesse to convert his DEX to dmg. He'll eventually become a blender that shits out dmg with his full attacks.
If Triceratops is too immersion breaking for you you prolly won't have a great experience since Gnome also has the movement malus for being a small race.
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>>736986359
It's not an issue of effort, by nature romance in a crpg has to satisfy a bunch of requirements
>several dialogue options
This is a huge limiting factor, you are not writing both characters, you are only writing the npc, and the player needs to have different options that fit different players. This already makes it harder to do than a romance novel
>decent amount of options and appeal
You can't write a properly placed, unique romance path, you have to write several paths, for several girls, and for at least some of them to be generic enough for wide appeal
>separate from the companion's quest
Since the romance options are companions, you want their bulk of content to be outside of the romance. This makes the romance much shallower because the bulk of the character writing happens outside of it.
Still, I wouldn't say it's not worth doing, players like it, me included. It cannot be a gourmet dish like a well written book/show/movie romance but its a decent burger.
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>>736986559
Fighter is the only class that can cheat medium weapon dual wielding. He's also just made of paper. STR dual wielding is horrible for defense. His AC is so pathetic he'll likely get shredded by even the shittiest fodder enemies.
He CAN shit out dmg if he's untouched but most companions can do that while not being a glass cannon.
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>>736986559
OK so just fightermaxx him? That sounds easy enough.
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>>736986739
I'm talking about effortless dual wielding (no penalties on dual wielding medium weapons).
Only Fighter has access to that. You're pretty much stuck with using a handaxe in his offhand if you don't want -4 to all attacks.
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>>736986559
>Greybor still gets full bab and has okay stats so how bad could he really be?
in pathfinder martials are second class citizens and owlkek makes the problem 10x worse with their "core" enemy stats. you need a seriously minmaxed build as a melee fighter to even hit enemies reliably. greybor has a shitty "roleplaying" build so he's just a walking liability.
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>>736987164
>making fun of waifuniggers by adding impregnation endings, a DLC companions that's your devoted servant (you can also impregnate her) and this hot bimbo
Please Owlcat keep making fun of me
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>>736988134
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>>736985973
You know what, that's not even the worst thing about Greybor. The worst thing by far is that the game tries to pretend that he's a neutral guy when he's the definition of an evil bastard. He murders people for money, he takes pride in murdering people for money and constantly brags about it, fuck it he even tries to kill the guy stopping the demonic invasion if he doesn't like him.
The whole nothing personal is not an excuse for not being evil
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>>736989725
Not really. The worst you could say is that Daeran is just an asshole rather than actually evil or that someone like Seelah and Nok Nok veer of from their alignment a little but that's just being obtuse about the whole thing.
Meanwhile Greybor is giddy at the chance of joining and taking over a demonic assassin guild and use it to further his own self interests. Whatever token code of honor he has is pointless at that point, which is also ridiculous because he betrays it if offered more money of the chance to kill someone he dislikes.
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>>736979420
There is a part of me that died when they turned the pillars universe into we wuz venetians. They couldn't leave well enough alone. Every little human race had their own represented culture and it was completely randomized and they said that it wasn't enough, they needed the entire game to be about the one black culture and... colonialism! If there's one thing I hate being a magical homosexual pirate it's mercantilism
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>>736980013
>If you want a game that explores the human condition
No one fucking wants this, it's just something midwits say to try to put the thing they like above criticism.
If you want to explore any topic at all seriously, the medium isn't games or art, it's books or wikis or for the very ADD, targeted video essays.
"The human condition" is the most overexplored thing ever and very few creative works have anything of unique value to add, most just crib off the same basic universal rubrics, or in the case of bg3 the fake gay "safe" anti-moral "progressive" subset of them.
The human condition is also the relentless everyday experience for everyone seeking to escape it by playing games
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>>736990607
Yeah it was pretty jarring as I'm playing through the game that 99% of all the Valian Republics(Italian) character are all black. Like they are clearly spouting italian words with one letter removed along with the accent but their in-game portraits are clearly black. It's like they made them all the dedicated Pallegina race (minus the godhead) because she's black and also from the republics in the first game.
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>>736990790
The valians are all black. It's actually brilliant, give blacks their wakanda empire, but it's on the decline and just about at remotely relevant as ALL the other cultures in the game, allowing you to select whatever race and it make sense. But what they did was they made some white cultures which are strictly sword and sorcery and then some asians doing some stuff in the plains. That's how you know 2 was just this nonsensical top down mess where they had to teleport cultures around to get a tropical black pirate game
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>>736990989
The only crpgs that make it their goal and successfully manage to explore the human condition in any significant way are Planescape, Disco Elysium and Pentiment. Everything else, including owlkek games, is low-brow slop.
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>>736991074
Low brow or high brow, it is still indelibly about the human condition, so clearly it's a worthless distinction. A romantic chivalric epic is still about the human condition as the most post-modernist cynical story that touts about the falseness of grand narratives. They both tap into the human condition.
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>>736990986
Here's your Italian fantasy culture, bro
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I like romance in my vidya and I'm the most important person on this planet and things happen according to the way I want so enjoy having romance in vidya games you lesser abhumans. Its my gift to you.
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>>736991527
They are MY RPGs and not yours. They are toys for ME. You get to play them because I allow it.
Enjoy the shit I like or suffer, subhuman bitch.
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not a crpg but don't forget the hags
this one's not available probably on account of being an actual literal cat
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>>736991441
>hiding behind the majestic woodcock
I cast detect evil
>ishygddt
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>>736992025
Its just Story of Season/Rune Factory things where they don't allow mature women to be a love interest for male characters ever since they went with dual protag.
Pic related is the last adult/mature bachelorette that we get to romance.
Also btw this doesn't apply to female MC. They got more variety in term of age.
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Why is Arue so cute?
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>>736966728
having none is the best
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>>736966728
Larian
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>>736966872
Based. Romance never can be properly integrated into main plot and themes without sacrificing consistency. Or doing shit ton of extra work, basically rewriting script multiple times. It's always ends up same companion scenes + 2 more for romance. Always feel out of place too. Just play romance VN at this point.
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For me it's the power fantasy, I just want a CRPG where I can become the most powerful or a literal god in the setting and not just in term of stats, WoTR is the only one that actually fit that bill and every others CRPG is more or less the same stuff, and yet when I bring this up people act like power fantasy in CRPG is a common thing and therefore bad.
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>>736985386
as anon said, shitting is a negative thing, not a positive thing like romance/sex
You can also eat food in the vast majority of these games even though just replacing all food with potions is probably easier from a dev perspective. Why? Because it immerses the player into a positive experience. And no this isn't a food "analogy", you can literally eat food.
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>>737003181
it's one of the worst facets of that game. still, it wasn't nearly as gay as owlshit
>>737003316
don't you like dpsing mobs with your toons
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>>737001734
>jealous
>of Shart
lol
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Lets be honest, if we were in commanders position we would obviously pivot towards Camellia. Why wouldn't you enjoy a good murder orgy if you're in a position of power? Imagine what fun you could have with her and her victims. Like you could do in anyone you want. Some elf bitch disrespected you? You could be pumping her headless corpse and have camellia do cumplay with the severed head by morning. Some dwarflet had too high prices? Put a stake up his ass and cut him limb from limb in your dungeon
We all have fantasies of being serial killers and rapists, don't even try to deny it. We've all thought about, we've all had a hypothetical perfect murder in our minds, we've all had a girl you just want to bend over have our way with. For me it was thinking about killing hitchhikers with a bow and arrow, with two people the options are endless
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>>737003783
I can do all the raping and pillaging by myself. She doesn't bring enough to the table and mostly is an unstable liability. I'd let her live for a bit just to kill her during sex, right as we orgasm.
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Wenduslag was a good IQ litmus for both regular and emotional IQ and most people failed it.
We are shown explicitly the characters greatest desires and hers is to be the dom and brainlets still think bullying her into being a sub is what she wanted.
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>>737007140
1: First time I've posted that, I rarely visit these threads
2: What the fuck is your point, brainlet. Unsmartlet. IQ lacking ludite. Her romance plays out with you bullying her into pretending she likes submitting, when its super easy to get betrayed because she canonically likes to be the dom.
Anyone with an IQ above 30 would recognize she should have a path where you submit to her.
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>>737007291
Not only does her romance not work like that but she also will never betray you if you're romancing her. You're just confirming my theory that Wendubros don't actually play her romance.
Also fuck gookmoot and this captcha, I don't even know if I'll be able to post this
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>>737003745
>we're making an evil game with evil sex companions
>holy fuck I get to have sex with she devils and kill dragons? dayum larian I'm listening
>actually all we have is a non binary with 0 sexual interest from a sex cult that immediately cucks you after you "crack her shell"
>what about that sexy demon lady on the box?
>oh her? we spend 10,000 hours modelling her and she shows up for 3 minutes in the game, yeah we literally couldn't be asked to make her interesting she's leftover from the early access
>oh... kay? what else do you have
>what about an english slag with horns that fucks you in the ass, that's kind of the same thing
never again
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>>736967104
>BG2
I will never forgive Larian for what they did to my girl...
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>>737010623
You and me both, brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg7qOLq7vHM
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>>736966872
Some crpgs should have romance options, depending on the crpg.
Not every romance should be fully fleshed out or even consummated, it should be dependant on the crpg's story pacing.
But if having a romance option in the game means identity politics then its better if games had no romance options at all.
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Only you're all wrong. The guy is LITERALLY LARPing and coping. If you get the True Aeon Ending and keep his memories, he stays home and never becomes an assassin.
Given the choice for a redo of his life, he does the exact opposite of what he constantly proclaims.
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>>737010749
If anyone thought they'd make her "redeemed" epilogue canon, you're a moron. NONE of the evil companions from any of the games got a happy ending:
>Xzar is murdered by Harpers
>Montaron is murdered by Harpers
>Tiax is killed by Irenicus
>Korgan is killed in battle
>Edwin gets turned into a woman, depowered, and becomes a waitress
And so on. It was obvious her and Sarevok's non-redeemed epilogues would be canon.
And thank God for that. Sarevok switching into CHAOTIC GOOD within a few weeks is completely moronic, since he has no reason nor motivation for such a drastic change.
And Viconia is even worse. She spent a total of 250 years serving either Lloth or Shar, the latter of which is the single most evil deity in the setting, one who actually wants to erase all of existence. You literally CANNOT be a non-evil cleric of Shar in either 2nd or 3rd Edition.