>still no release date
fuck bamco

It is incredible how long this shit is taking to release when the only new additions are (useless) horse armor for Torrent, the Mirrah Set, and a starting class that gets a Light Greatsword that likely copies Milady's moveset so people can use not-Milady before the DLC.

>>737157304
What did PCbros and silkbros ever do to you???

>>737157194
>Tarnished edition
Lmao they named it well

Elden Ring really needed quest arrows and at least some voice lines for your character so it doesn't seem so autistic when you do something cool or something scary happens.

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kek he's going all out.

>>737157805
quick rundown on this?

Didn’t tendies say this game was trash in 2022

>>737157901
Some guy doxed himself on 4chan.

>>737158045
Well, it is the worst Souls game. So...

>>737158045
Tendies are in a quantum superposition where every game that isn't on Switch is trash until it gets ported at which point it's amazing

>>737158045
It was trash then, the Tarnivorous edition on Switch 2 is kino albeit.

What pisses me off the most is that it's delaying the Tarnished edition stuff from all the other versions until this piece of crap releases

>>737157901
sharty tried messing with 4chan and exposed himself. You can usually see him fagging up the place with sharty slang like doebeit or albeit.

>>737157194
inb4 it's an amiibo compatible game

>>737158119
DS2 is still not on Switch, tho, nor is the DeS remake

>>737157194
>do tendies need to be treated like 8 year olds
Yes anon. Anymore questions?

>>737157194
>$80 for a 4 year old game

>>737157194

-GAME KEY CARD

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>>737157194
>do bing bing wahoo manchildren need assistance

>>737158125
because it's amazing to play games on the go but trash to play them on a nonhibrid device with less gameplay options, yes?

>>737157194
>playing on switch instantly makes you not beat the game
oh no no no

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>>737157194
>80$

I am.never buying a switch 2 at this point.

>>737157314
You forgot the other starting class and there are probably a bunch of other balance changes they're making. Honestly, they need to integrate all the new weapon types into the base game, including Dryleaf Arts. Having to play through 70% of the game to get access to Great Katanas, Dryleaf Arts, and Light Greatswords sucks asshole.

>>737157376
They added a marker for the last NPC location and people had aggressively explosive diarrhea all over themselves. I don't think they could handle anything more

>>737157194
>New player-friendly enhancements
This describes every souls game from DS3 onwards

>Bosses with delayed attacks
>Enemies that react the exact frame you press R1 or X
>Big empty world

See that mountain? You can climb it.
>Reward is an arteria leaf(whatever those are for)

>100 Copy-pasted catacombs
>Watchdog or crucible knight at the end of them
>Maybe even two of them if you're lucky

Enjoy, tendies.

>>737161472
What games do you like?

>>737158791
>>737159881
It comes with the DLC too. Plus, Tarnished edition isn't just a switch 2 release
Buying it separately would be $100
Also, the game is good enough to warrant $80 in my humble opinion as someone who bought it for full price on release day.

>>737157803
these only show up if you lose multiple times and they're optional
if you pick any of the other options you have nobody to blame but yourself