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Version 1.6.16 is confirmed to be releasing before 1.7 and it's coming... Someday. Haunted Chocolatier is also a game that will be released.
1.6.16 modder's pre-alpha is now available.
Check some of the expected changes (mods-wise):
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Migrate_to_Stardew_Valley_1.6.16
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First post to announce that apparently the sve dev is now the lead writer for stardew valley and has been for a while. For some reason, anons here see no problem in their favorite characters having their dialogue and lore changed by the sve dev who is now the lead dev
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Everyone please ignore the mentally ill retard
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I love my tiny witchy wife!

Previous thread for posterity: >>555823501
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>>557767004
OPBP
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>>557768893
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>>557764250
Geodes give rewards on a pre-set order that progresses by one any time you open any geode (or artifact crate I think). Because the amount of geode cracks can be well over 100 (more if you stick to ignoring either cave or omni geodes) towards the end of museum completion a predictor can make it infinitely easier to farm since it lets you use omni geodes or geodes you've already gotten all minerals from to get the mineral you need. Basically, it's cheating your ass off, but that cheating is to avoid lots of grind and shit RNG.
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>>557772782
Shit I explained it a little retarded, sorry. It lets you use omni geodes and useless geodes to get through geode rolls you know you'll get nothing from, while saving cave geodes you haven't gotten all minerals from yet/a single Omni until you get to a geode roll where you know you will get something.
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>>557768558
Retarded retard
>>557773332
Oh shit I'm sorry
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>>557768893
>>557771264
Stop posting your off topic garbage.
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>>557779143
It's good to see that you didn't take 700 posts to find a thread to samefag in again.
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>>557768893
>>557771264
The little witchy I love the most!
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>>557779143
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>>557771264
I want to kiss her on the lips
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>>557782241
>pedofags are so insufferable they drive away normal fans
Expecting indians to have self awareness is too much it seems
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>>557782241
Stinky pajeet cope
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less bitching
more farming
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>>557787356
Fuck you
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>>557787356
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>>557787356
i'm not 100% sure how this works. will i be able to get a second giant powdermelon or should i chop it now and hope for a second?
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RSV isn't that bad
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>>557795371
Are those children? What the fuck is wrong with you...
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>>557788154
dunno why but this farm layout really made me wish that there was a mod that turned the slime hutch into a white castle.
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>>557795371
based
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The CGs have so much SOVL.
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>>557790765
There is roughly a 1% chance for a 3x3 crop plot to turn into a giant overnight, but it only happens on the top left plot, I believe? It used to be the middle plot, but then they changed it I think. It can trigger that chance every night as long as those are full grown and I think watered. The chances of you getting a second one are quite low desu
This is because when you have a large feild, like you had, presumably you had powdermelons everywhere and that means that almost every plot inbetween the sprinklers each had an individual chance to grow into a giant, provided they had enough crops around them. Planting a deliberate 3x3 and hoping for it to grow will be difficult. You can keep them there for the rest of the season, but you'll only have 1% chance per night
You can destroy it and take your chances, but your chances of growing another are low.
I had one savefile where I tried to grow giants in specific spots. It took me 5 years of cycling to get them to grow. This was in vanilla.
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>>557795371
why are they looking at me like that?
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>>557795371
last one looks like a monkey
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>>557804702
They want your seed.
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>use the mod that lets you look up things with f1(i think its a mod)
>cucumber
>caroline likes this
uh... is caroline a size queen? Is she fucking demetrius on the side?
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>>557815006
>cucumber
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>>557815006
>Is she fucking demetrius on the side?
we need this mod
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I love farming so much bros...
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>>557823972
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>>557797435
i fucking love this frog
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>>557825741
Same
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>>557784938
This general is probably 90% subhuman pedophiles unfortunately
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>>557797435
Yeah!
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>>557797435
>>557828071
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>>557788154
where are the cars? Do you park your hogs there?
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>>557788154
you missed behind the barns. also, fill those lakes up with crab pots
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>>557826834
But what if I'm into both lolis and hags?
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>>557841667
what is wrong with her titties? Is that the consequences of too much tea?
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>>557841916
gravity is a myth
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we need more lolis and milfs with huge tits ffs
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I fucking love Jojamart
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>>557846247
from the day the speed boost from the joja cola saved me from passing out beside my bed, I have been a joja believer. Their war funding? My beloved.
glory to joja
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>>557846024
Said every man ever.
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>>557767004
>that fp
Undeniable proof that Jasless threads are godless threads.
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>>557768558
I hope this is true so faggots like you can have a mental break down over how you were betrayed and how you've always known ConcernedApe was a secret commie DEI lover.
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>>557824138
Too white
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Sve mogs your retarded esl pedo mods btw. Actaully insane how many third world freaks cope and seethe over it too
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>>557857152
Based brown loli enjoyer. Bow Kid appearance in the C-team mod when?
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>>557858656
never because she belongs to me
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>>557863029
kyute!!!!
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557863029
557863853
>Getting so btfo you have to same fag
Heh
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>>557863968
They call him the shadowboxer
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need
more
batteries
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>>557869370
Make sure to feed the batteries you already have
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>>557869370
I don't get how people struggle with batteries. Just plop down 12-15 lightning rods and you will literally never run out of them by the time summer ends.
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>>557883602
i had 8 lightning rods on summer 1 and i only had 2 storms from summer 3 till winter. as such i only have 12 iridium sprinklers
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>>557883602
It's so ugly...
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>>557883602
People just forget and struggle later
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>>557815124
already exists in the netorare mod unironically
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>>557857152
>>557858656
just got reminded there is a not insignifigant amount of swarths in these threads, day ruined
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Any mods like Stardew Reimagined? Basically just changes the layout of vanilla without adding anything crazy.
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>>557890048
Apparently that mod author is slowly working on a v4 of that mod
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>>557768558
>SVE
>works alongside the original game
the option mature dialogue is all retarded shit that doesn't fit the game at all, making shit like Pierre getting cucked absolutely canon, and most of the new characters are either poorly done (the dude I can't remember that is just an alcoholic redneck and nothing more) or insufferable (the pink haired uwu too shy gamer girl farmer who is perfect at absolutely everything, does cosplay and is the self insert of a literal tranny)

this is to say nothing of the retarded worldbuilding by giving a scifi explanation for the town's name and why your farm is so fertile (some shit about stars falling on the town many years ago and enriching the soil) or the fact that the new map is mostly empty space that makes running around more tedious
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>>557890390
I might just have to make it myself. I'll look for a suitable German or Polish village to base it on.
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>>557890565
SVE certainly has the most questionable dialogue, and the new characters are a mixed bag. I did marry Olivia, a proper milf whose backstory is honestly pretty decently written compared to the rest of the SVE cast.
My friend married Sophia which is funny since he doesn't usually like her archtype. He admitted later that she's not exactly the most compelling character, if what you're saying is true that it's a self-insert then go figure.

As for the worldbuilding, I actually forgot a lot about it. It would've been better if they tried to keep things vague, but because it's supposed to be an expansion of the base game, it's inevitable they would cross into fanfic territory. I was also the dedicated miner/fighter of the group, so I had the unfortunate experience of going through the new areas. The first new forest you unlock through the adventurer's guild is honestly not bad, and I really like the new enemy types it introduces. The badlands can go fuck itself, it's just a battlefield full of enemies which I personally wouldn't mind if I just cared about fighting, but it along with the rest of the new maps don't really have much to discover.
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Would anyone be interested in a 4 corners multiplayer game? Ive never done a multiplayer game in Stardew but it seems like a 4 player server would be a lot of fun if we could agree upon like, an hour a day to play.
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Imagine the autism of modders if they allow for new custom AIs for monsters.
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Is there an optimal layout for starting a plot of crops? I haven't done any farming yet
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>>557907452
You're good as long as you don't plant them leagues apart for no reason

>>557901109
I can't imagine anything to do with AI could be achieved without custom code, so monster AI has always been allowed but the skill barrier is too high for even modder autism
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>>557911185
What about using water sprinklers and scarecrows or other things? I've been doing enough other stuff where I have money for equipment
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>>557788154
Kinda based ngl
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>>557916237
Scarecrows have a circular radius you need to keep in mind but you can also just make more anytime you need them so there's really no way to fuck it up unless you're doing it on purpose
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>>557930610
heh, nothing personal kid
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>>557931936
>pizza as ammo
>not broccoli
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>>557907452
You kinda just learn as you go. The 'most optimal' is always just going to be as many of the largest sprinklers you have in a flat grid, but depending on the farm map you chose you may run into times where it's not really possible to make it that even or organized. You kinda have to play it by ear and figure out how work your own space as you go along. Don't worry too much because you can always just redesign it. Winter is basically made for that purpose
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>>557901109
It would most likely require actual effort like the other anon mentioned so I hardly doubt it. Never forget that Monsters the Framework in 1.5 never got a SINGLE content pack for it, 50:50 because nobody knew how to do shit with its sheer complexity and because the retarded fuckwad author never made documentation.
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Dammit all these porn mods and not a single one featuring Pam. Is it too much to ask for a mod that forces her to prostitute herself to her son in law to make ends meet?
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>>557952473
beastiality is banned in most mod hubs.
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>>557952473
>>557953039
This. No one want that shit
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>>557952473
>>557953039
>>557956229
But what if she's pretty
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17774
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>>557959247
That ruins the appeal for me. I want desperate late 40's bitch not some hottie dammit.
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>>557956229
What does it mean that they also ban pedophilia?
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>>557959607
>actively seeked by literal billionaires
>nobody wants it
Pick one and only one.
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what us your favourite custom npc?
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>>557968864
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>>557969861
*what us your favourite custom npc not made by pedophile pajeets from Bangladesh?
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I want to see Beebz wearing her (100% official) sundress in a future C-team update.
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>>557968864
Eloise
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>>557968864
None, they're all shit.
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>>557968864
Recette
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>>557968864
satan
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>>557968864
My beautiful wife Morgan!
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>>557968864
Ashley
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>>557969861
>>557976265
>>557974018
>>557986292
>>557991025
>>557994112
None of these characters have anything to do with stardew valley fuck off
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>>557998428
>characters in mods for the game stardew valley have anything to do with stardew valley
ok retard
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Mushrooms or fruit bats?
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>>558005701
fruit for a faster community center and gifts
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>>557949319
It's really weird that the documentation for the monster framework was so bad and incomplete when it's the same dev as Spacecore and a bunch of other stuff
I guess it's so complicated to use that even their autism couldn't hold out
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>>558005701
Mushrooms because I don't like the bats just leaving fruit all over the damn place it looks like a fucking mess
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>>557841667
I saved this image.
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>>557986292
I'm not a hoe, cunt
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>>558005701
I've been a mushroom kind of guy in all my playthroughs, but fruits might actually be better choice as you can already get mushrooms easily from stumps.
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>>558020775
Respect
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>>557968864
Jas of course
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>>558020831
I used to be a massive mushroomfag until 1.6 nerfed them into the dirt by fixing the daily mushroom bug (yes, said behavior was a bug that just happened to be left into 1.5 for years) AND introducing stumps. Still don't like fruit even if I always pick it now.
>>558026850
Holy Jased!
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>>558028463
I used to pick mushrooms to make Life Elixirs, but after playing more I realized it was simpler to just bring cheap but effective food like a pocket full of raw hops until you start finding rare mushrooms and magma caps on their own, which work well enough as full heals
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>>558043046
You just can't beat the cheese.
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>>558051232
Thanks for the input hat kid
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anyone got the catbox links for c-team etc?
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>>558067845
Here you go. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/555823501/#557644971
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>>558074375
sorry I'm not fucking that. Let's leave this place, Morgan.
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>>558026850
lolicon mod when???
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>>558075920
You're living it right now
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>>557968864
Morgan
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Any good fishing mods?
Mods that
>add more fish that look consistent with vanilla
>adds more mechanics to fishing somehow, perhaps new lures or baits
>changes the minigame so it's not just the same damn thing over and over again
>etc
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>>558085701
>pedoslop ai shit
Truly a match made in hell
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>>558085803
A cosmetic one I always use is visible fish. The fish just swimming about is such a nice thing to look at while waiting for a nib.
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>>558085803
>adds more mechanics to fishing somehow, perhaps new lures or baits
This is literally the only one that isn't cheaty shit, and even then it's mostly a meme mod.
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/36611
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>>557968864
Trinnie
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Real quick, have any of you got a screencap that includes the tooltips for running out of bait and/or tackle? I would have to go into the game myself to get it but I'm lazy
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>>558092438
Damn it even if I wanted to go into my game it's snowing and I cant cheat the weather so the screenshot would look bad
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>>558092858
not him but couldn't you just go indoors and take the screencap?
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>>558093008
An indoor screencap of fishing?
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>>558093476
The mines.
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>>558093602
Ahh
Fair point
However I have also decided that I need a screencap of catching a rainbowfish
I will use a different save file where it is hopefully not snowing and cheat the season
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Who should I commission Jas art from?
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>>558093701
Fishing Sister #2...
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Went ahead and got it myself
Feel free to use for your own purposes
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Feel free to have these aswell
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This took me far too long
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>>558100637
I don't get it
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>>558101410
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>>558104296
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>>558101410
Sorry, this one >>558104630 was also meant for (You)
This last image is off-topic spam, feel free to report
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>>558093802
Born-to-Die.
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Bros, is jas mod at least somewhat close to being finished?
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>>558115006
The only thing that's a "main component" of a marriage mod that's missing is proper heart events, since the current ones in the mod are mostly edits of events from previous Jas mods (to the point you can tell none of them have dialogue as brilliant that present through the rest of the mod). JasAnon is working on it™ albeit slowly.
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>>557968864
Constanze
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>>557968864
my wife, even if isayama is pozzed and claims shes non-binary
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I was reading Hat Kids wiki in order to get to know her before starting C-team and
>or when she burned paintings containing the souls of trapped individuals in a fire in order to help a group of Fire Spirits commit suicide in Subcon Forest. Despite this, she is, at times, rather friendly.
Is her game actually worth playing? I always assumed it was a kids game
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>>558131170
it's incredible solo and even more so if you manage to convince a friend to play Bow Kid. Just a fun game all around.
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what are the best mods that let you steal the married girls
i got the caroline and the robin mods(with polyamory for my harem of course!)
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>>558131170
Hat Kid is fun but I would pirate it because the devs are cringe
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>>558131170
Hat Kid is basically the PG-13 sociopath thing incarnate.
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Morgan? A cutie
Recette? A cutie
Spooky? A cutie
Ashley? A cutie
Trinnie? A cutie
Renata? A cutie
Nobeta? A cutie
Anubia? A cutie
Bebz? A cutie
Carol? A cutie
Hat kid? A cutie
Jas! A cutie
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>>558149191
I'll just take the witches you can keep the rest
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WIth polyamory does every wife live with you?
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>>558150618
You have the biggest fucking bed ever it's so silly
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>>558151281
imagine being a dude from the village then this absolute gigachad comes from the city and steals half the girls in the village(including the married ones)
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>>558149191
>oh man, I need to have sex with exactly 12 cute little girls, if only there were a town in the world for me!
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>>558154207
>>558152261
I love pelican town!!!!!!
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>>558156325
Only need to change 3 letters for it to be Lolicon Town
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>>558075006
uh oh looks like Morgan's new spell turned her into a furry as well
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>>558158967
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1538
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any tips on how i should be making the layout to use sprinklers+scarecrows?
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>>558161091
Butchering animals so I can provide tasty meat for my bunny wife.
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>>558162497
bunnies eat their poop...
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>>558112593
Nah
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>>558162379
Scarecrows have a range of 7 or 8 and are kinda circular. Just plonk them at the edges of your feilds and they should reach the middle provided you don't just put 100 quality sprinklers next to eachother in a grid lol
What map are you playing on?
if you're playing on a non-standard map, you'll have to think much more about your layout to maximize space and work around the uneven terrain. The standard farm you can basically just do a grid, but imo those are boring if that's all you do.
Personally, I prefer to have a combination of symetrical grids and asymmetrical design, shaped after the landscape. When you're just starting out, you dont need to worry too much because you'll have the opportunity to change up your layout every winter
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>>558156635
Home.
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>>558166961
>provided you don't just put 100 quality sprinklers next to eachother in a grid lol
The one true way to play Stardew.
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>>558188728
Thank you, Eric. So is Jas one of the two new dateable npcs?
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>>557968864
Blanche
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can i install mods mid run?
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>>558196475
stardew always makes a backup of the past day when you sleep, so you can install as many mods as you want and if the save breaks, just load the backup.
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>>558196475
New NPC mods and anything else affecting schedules won't work right on the first day since schedules are calculated on the previous night's save, but that'll go away after you play another day
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I forgot, is there even support for dating multiple of the C-team characters?
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>>558208756
Only with harem mods, but nothing actually built into the mod.
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>>558198556
The cookie baking sessions are one of the best features ever implemented into a mod.
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>>557968864
Mado
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>>557968864
C- Team mod ofc
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just fought shadow morgan, who the fuck cracked that bitch up????
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>>558234530
Well, you people complained "SDV" combat is very easy, so yeah...
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>>558234530
She drop any good loot?
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>>558238639
the stardew valley equivalent of a fent syringe. You load it with void essence, fent folds away some of your defence and you gain a random temp bonus
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>>558232129
Beebz my beloved...
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>>558232129
>pajeet malware that bricks your computer
Don't install this shit
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>>558260781
>he thinks malware is the issue
>not the brats breaking in and physically deleting everything
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>>558260953
They are using your credit card to buy Google play cards
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>>558260953
I need more heart events with them.
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>>558262274
Pic unrelated of course, but it's also part of the Anon mods. The C-Team need more love.
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>>558196298
im surprised nobodies made a slave mod yet
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>>558196298
Blanche is the only truly worthwhile hag.
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>>558279351
Is she part of some big mod, standalone, or deprecated/not ported to 1.6? I'm interested now.
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>>558279653
Standalone korean NPC who's very cute and sweet, basically wife material without feeling like she's explicitly designed to be waifubait.
https://blog.naver.com/blythe0kim/222121642257
Warning for modded perfectionfags like me: She has an item you can only get from dating (marrying? dunno) that's counted for perfection, but I believe it's eligible to appear in the traveling cart.
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>>558280039
Thanks for the disclaimer, will be saving that cutiepie for my next playthrough then
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>>557968864
Harriet
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>>558296375
it's just some popcorn dude, calm down.
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>>558196475
In addition to what other anons said, you may need Reset Terrain Features (use the one on Github) to remove misplaced bushes and the such if you're suddenly installing an expansion mod.
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>>558287028
>genderbends dull character
>suddenly character is interesting
Fascinating.
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>>558301185
Vanilla Harvey's not interesting regardless of whether he's a cute girl or not, he's just that dull
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>>558310772
he has a good job. that already makes him top choice
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Anons, where do you get mods other than Nexusmods? I've always played vanilla and I managed to get perfection completion, and so now I wanted to try a new save with mods. However, Nexusmods kind of sucks and removes/ censors a lot of stuff. Also hopefully I don't get fucked for starting a modded game with 1.6.16 and 1.17 around the corner.
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>>558316651
>around the corner
LOL
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>>558300164
Oh, thanks this is useful. I heard ridge village or some shit was a 'must' so i might put it on.
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>>558320896
Ridgeside is a town of OCs grafted onto a game that already rather under-utilizes its existing cast of characters, hardly something close to a "must"
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>>558196298
I love her.
I love trees.
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>>558320896
If you like trannies who hang around children, yeah it's a must
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>>558320896
Hope you enjoy hearing about how the farmer's mother was in a circle of dyke furries that saved the planet bro
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>>558320896
It's only good for the sheer cringe material. And Trinnie.
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>>557968864
Mouri Ran
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>>558345569
>4 red peppers
>1 wheat
>the rest is all over the place and at different growth stages
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>>558346030
Only the farmer have the junimo and the wizard blessing. Don't espect other npc do the same.
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>my town's building a community center in a dilapidated building that's been vacant for decades
Wtf Stardew is real
They're gonna kill all the Junimos
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>>558352542
go protect jasnimo nigga
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Reminder we're 3 days away from finding out who the new relationship candidates are
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>>558357037
Clint and Sandy

though i'm surprised we don't have more people wanting the dwarf. or is krobus a sufficient chungus?
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>>558357037
Cmon, Ape, give us dateable Gourmand Frog
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>>558357037
how I wish Ape would have Marnie be a bachelorette just so I could dunk on Lewis's retarded ass. That motherfucker really thinks dating the modern-day equivalent of a milkmaid is bad for his reputation
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>>558196298
What's the correct pronunciation: Blon-she, Blon-khe, Blan-shi, or Blan-khe?
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>>558357037
yes yes its obviously going to be Clint and Sandy...

let us old farts hope for Willie/Marnie.
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Can't wait for the shitstorm of the stardew girlies on reddit pissed they got the icky incel instead of the wizard
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>>558362316
>instead of the wizard
why would they care when there is already a mod that makes the wizard romanceable?
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>>558364796
About a third of the game's millions of sales are on consoles
Mod users only number a third of the PC sales at most going by SMAPI's unique downloads
I don't think Ape lets existing mods dictate what he adds to the game
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>>558359504
BLAHNCH like google say maybe? French name.
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>>558365691
Le blanc...
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>>558359504
>>558365691
H is silent in french
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>>558370368
Thanks Carol.
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>>558371474
She don't like common bread
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if artisan goods don't have inherent quality, why does the dehydrator take into consideration mushroom quality? Just use the 5 purple mushrooms, so what if one is gold quality???
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>>557767004
Creepy
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>>557968864
Lunna
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>>558395078
she looks unhinged
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>>558395078
Hate to say this but Lunna is the worst part of her own mod. All her dialogue is short and extremely generic, with the brothers who aren't that much more original being marginally more interesting (hated getting spammed with their events in town though). However, Dianna, the nudist loli, unironically mogs them all as one would expect.
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>>558396090
Turn her in her own character. To marry both sisters would be nice.
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It's honestly crazy how much I can sustain my funds through monster slaying because of this thing.
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>>558399315
MORE
PIGS
LESS WALKABLE SPACE
THE WHOLE WORLD IS A TRUFFLE TO BE DUG OUT AND PROCESSED INTO OIL
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>>558026850
Good taste, but
>jas
>custom npc
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>>558399315
Makes me imagine a type of run where you start with one of these things (maybe a low level one) and use that for your primary source of income
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>>558396090
Does Lunna have a half-decent story to go with her, at least?
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>>558359504
blan-ch
(can't say chu because you fuckers would weeb it up - it's ch as in chud, which Pierre never will be.).
Also funny because blanche is a white color.
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>>558296375
hey dad check out my winter star gift
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>>558358462
he's embarassed about riding the village bicycle.
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>>557767004
Is there any hope 1.7 could drop on the 10th anniversary? In theory it would be the perfect time for a nice big update release. I cant wait much longer bros
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>>558424063
Absolutely zero chance, 1.6.16 isn't even out yet and Pathos is still actively tinkering with that
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besides the 14 heart event, has anything changed with Haley since launch?
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>>558427503
Nothing particularly significant that's unique to her, she shows up in Emily's special order cutscene but has no special order of her own, got a couple of new expressions when 1.6 added contextual reaction dialogue to the townspeople (might have been the only character to get them), has a schedule for sunbathing at the Desert Festival
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>>558420028
No woke/dei shit, so that's a plus. She's waifu tier
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>>558421024
The mod is korean so yeah. Everything is fiction and possible after all.
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>>558424063
The 1.7 update will take a year or two, so if you're working in a mod, you better release it now instead wait.
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>>558421024
>Also funny because blanche is a white color
she's a cutie with a contrast
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Seem like Nyapu is still around. I want Blanche portraits from her so much.
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>>558443512
those are some very expressive portraits, damn
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>>558443731
She's making portraits for the new additions to East Scarp.
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>>558443731
They all look like mentally ill fent zombies.
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>>558443512
Massive improvement. Bless Nyapu.
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any lore reason for this hag to be tending the flowers during a thunderstorm? Is she just that autistic?
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>>558461747
She just really likes to stay hydrated.
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Thought some of my Haley portraits were looking a bit inconsistent compared to the others so aw shit here I go redrawing the wife again
More cuteness for the wife
Infinite cuteness for the wife
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>>558463916
>bigger panties
Subarashi...
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>>558463916
Very nice.
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>>558463916
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>>558463916
She gotta eat two units of hay per day to keep those milk factories operational goddamn
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Everyone, it is with my great displeasure to announce that AllTheFallen is closing its doors due to mounting server costs, potential (not current) legal issues, and the general mental and physical health of the admin.

Grab as many mods from there as you can, loli or not.
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>>558474614
I saw that, shame
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>>558474614
Shit, that sounds like it's going to be a problem. Stardew aside that's the only place I know of to get several mods for other games like Skyrim that Loverslab doesn't want to handle.
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>>558474614
I would love get the Jas update and share it there before the closure. But we don't hear from JasAnon in a while. Maybe a long time.
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https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/42803 Creativity, also cheaty but fun.
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>>558482885
I'd probably kill myself if I had to look at those sprites every day.
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>>558483083
Still not as bad as the content mods with poorly resized default RPG Maker sprites.
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>>558483083
I think it look good enough
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>>558443512
dog looks very huggable 10/10
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>>558482885
this Morgan is far too smug... it's mocking me.
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>>558504423
I've seen the other one
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>>558504608
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>>558504423
Holy cute
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>>558483083
Those are either resized drawings, AI-generated, or resized AI-generated drawings...
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>>558512329
I don't think so. The AI wouldn't be able create this sprites in details. Always something go off if you use AI. The upgrade colors and details make me think it was made by hand. If was resized or not, I don't know.
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>>558514257
There's pretty awful artifacting going on with the quarry sprites, as well as very clear mismatches in pixel size and blurriness that comes from resizing pixel art

They look like absolute garbage, is the important part.
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>>558504608
>>558504829
I don't get it, is there something from her mod?
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>>558515769
There's a transparent one
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>>558530712
What a guy.
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>>558530712
me but on a steam deck
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>>558474614
It's a shame considering literally the only non-pozzed places to discuss SDV on the entire internet are 4chins and ATF.
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>>558530712
my hero
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Forgive me, Mr. Qitler... Blanche was simply too cute, I had to marry her...
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>>558560385
Blanche is very cute, yes.
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When is the anniversary again?
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>>558562617
TOMORROW.

so far the only "official" announcement is that they will be streaming a recording of the stardew symphony

however on that interview a while back ape said he was thinking of doing a retrospective video on the evolution of stardew with a message to the players and also the announcement of the romanceable characters
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>>558563172
In twitter for sure. Hopefully no when I'm sleeping
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>>558427503
no need to change perfection
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You shouldn't be allowed to marry Morgan before catching this lil' fucker.
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>>558568596
agreed, you wouldn't want to start off on the wrong foot.
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>>558568596
How do you get it?
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>>558570835
Fishing level 15.
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>>558570835
this >>558571087 and magic bait (Morgan sends you some in the mail after you get the feather), then you fish in Cindersap forest.
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>>558563172
>romanceable characters
I don't love myself so I never romance characters in video games
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>>558530712
is that cowgirl Jas new? Or have a achieved the next Jas level and just noticed it finally?
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>>558571480
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>>558563172
The stream link
youtube.com/watch?v=geiTg6Z7w3A
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>>558576000
Inb4 completely new original character spouses rather than someone anyone was expecting
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Why do dragon teeth spawn inside the skeletal ass of some dragon carcasses?
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>>558576153
in the interview he was very apprehensive to the idea of adding new characters
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>>558576000
>>558576153
>>558576835
Wait, we're getting two villagers as marriage candidates? Now?? Who's even left?
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>>558577816
Clint and Sandy feel like the most likely ones.
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>>558576835
Leo was a pretty nice addition, would be fun if we got the Wizard's ex-wife as a new dateable character, understanding her POV of the shitstorm that led to their divorce. You'd help her cope with her envy and jealousy, move on from the Wizard, and then dick her green pussy
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>>558578273
at /sdvg/ we don't like hags
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>>558578050
>someone in the middle of fucknowhere that new players and relaxers won't even get to in year 1, let alone be able to dance with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clint
It can't be Marine because that's miserable
>Pam or Gus would be incredibly odd
>>>Morris
Please have Caroline and Pierre be siblings I beg
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>>558578958
Who the fuck is Marine?
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>>558579159
Marnie AU where her retarded ass didn't fall through the pier when she was a child and she grew up loving the sea do much she became a mariner
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>>558571480
I added it a year ago and sporadically post it
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>>557771264
here from the catalog but cute
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>>558579159
Marnie, I just woke up ;_;
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>>558576479
Gay dragons
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I finally got to live my dream of marrying Tear.
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>>558585343
the flowerpots by the arch always piss me off
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>>558578050
wizard is most likely option, players has requested him for a long time no one gives a shit about clint, gunther would be an even more likely pick than him
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>1 am in-game
>get home after profitable Ginger Island
>feeling good
>screen is black, event?
>landline rings again and again
>sudden big ass explosion and thunder
>evil laugh, Morgan_Jas_Evil.png
>passing out.sfx
this is it, the lolis are coming for me and not in the good way. Gud-bai everyone.
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>>558316651
game banana?
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>>558346030
Ran was never smart.
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>>558519753
I want to commission fanart of this
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>>558571480
He's gaslighting you by randomly adding and removing details.
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Never equipping the healing fairy trinket again. I just had a heartfelt heart event but that BITCH kept bobbing up and down and making me giggle
fuck you heal fairy
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>>558601607
No way
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>>558610016
>Green farmer comic
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>>558601607
>>558580442
as if I'd need reasons to stare at Jas all day.
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>>558602163
The parrot is even worse. Or better.
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>>558618329
Does the parrot stay perched on your head throughout Penny's 10 heart event? Feels like it'd be the funniest thing ever if it did
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Stop giving me life elixir Morgan, the bottle is too ugly...
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>>558576479
they ate smaller dragons
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>>558619427
It stays on you 100% of the time in every single event.
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>>558463916
nice haley update! also looking forward to seeing what you'll do with the two need marriage candidates when they come out
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>>558643464
Well, the news couldn't have come at a more perfect time because I haven't begun on most of the townspeople yet and the new love interests are gonna need the unique pose treatment to match the standards of the other candidates
Whoever the male one is, I think I like my designs well enough to give them the full treatment but if the female one is Marnie I think I'll have to give her another look to make her a bit more distinct
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so who's going to be the new spouse option announced today? leo? the dwarf? the lava monkey?
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>>558652312
>Sophia is introduced as a canon NPC
Imagine the cataclysmic shitstorm both from here and elsewhere.
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>>558659245
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>>558593797
You can't be serious, gunther isn't even a proper npc, he does not have a life, he does not participate in events or even have a birthday, you could replace gunther with a cat that meows when you donate an artifact and that would be an improvement.
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>>558661420
>you could replace gunther with a cat that meows when you donate an artifact and that would be an improvement.
it'd sleep inside the dwarven helm and push the highly sensitive gems off the counter...
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>>558652312
My preference would be Sandy and Morris, both being characters that have virtually no characterization
If Morris got more fleshed out in vanilla I'd even be able to ditch SVE for good, I think
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3 hours until Cli(n)tfags seethe about it being the Wizard and Sandy
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>>558664201
1.7 drops today
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If it's the wizard I can officially declare Stardew jumped the shark. In fact any other characters besides sandy and clint will do that
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>>558659245
>yfw it's Jas and Vincent
>they age with game years and become the secret final bachelor/ettes
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>>558668823
You wish
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>>558652312
Morris and the Joja Cashier alongside with the previously datamined Waterfall/Joja Debt farm. JojaChads are going to feast today!
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>>558675279
it would be nice if the cashier weren't characterized as another Jodi but dateable, like the SVE version.
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>>558675279
She look old and ugly in SVE
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>>558661420
the fact gunther is currently a piece of furniture is a plus, it means making him an actual npc with some new events wont clash with anything already in the game to possibly need to write around. its not gonna happen but clint is still a never ever
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they/them option will be added this round
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>>558679447
every update is a russian roulette, hope this one ain't the bullet....
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30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiTg6Z7w3A
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>>558682804
I'll be there, Eric!
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>>558683594
That's such a thin envelope, no way Clint could fit in there
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>>558683962
only small human children could fit in there....
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>>558683594
>upside down J on the floor???
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I come from the future and the marriage canditates are the dwarf in the mines and the goblin near the witch hut. Thank me later
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CA fucking DIED
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man, I thought I was going to be late
just in time....
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Damn, those mines looked cool...
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>every update adds a new farm
1.7 waterfall farm, give it to me NOW eric!!!!!!!
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qwee quests?
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Wow I did not see that coming.
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>Clint and Sandy
Get fucked Wizardfags
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it's confirmed, incel dick and desert pussy
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Marnie fags... we lost.....
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Clint and Sandy
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NOBODY is going to marry clint
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called it
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Now you can fix Clint! Just like you fixed Shane!
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>>558687861
just think of the NTR shenanigans
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>>558688020
but Shane is now, and not fat, and not an incel, and probably a violent drunk which is hot...
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>>558687861
he showed a alpha version of clint where he is less doughy. would be nice if got in shape like that if you pursue him
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We need to start making assets for a loli Clint mod.
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Clint is now officially bisexual.
Time for his haters to clean up all the incel accusations and act like they sympathized with him all along.
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>>558679237
how do i delete 4ch posts? still a win for me tho its more fun with clint than wizard
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>>558688110
sketches?
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I for one am okay with this
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who's brave enough to go on twitter and reddit and grab some funny anti-clint salt?
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>>558688350
Delicious.
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who the fuck even wants to marry Clint?
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>>558688663
Me.
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>>558687850
Maybe in another 5 years...
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>>558688098
>in the sprout valley portion ape shows off some of the earliest portraits
>>yeah these dont look very good
>reaches clint
>>eeugghh clint
Kek
Ape trying his hardest to subdue his hatred of this faggot
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>>558688350
Very niceu
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no way!
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>>558688098
it would not be nice at all his fat belly is a perk (also he would get blasted about faftphobia)
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>>558688978
LET'S GOOOOOO!!
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>>558688978
Ew, garbage
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Did anyone truly expect for it to not be clint? all the remaining guys are either too young or too old.
It was either him and Sandy or brand new npcs, there was never a third choice.
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>>558689000
fine then have him trim that facial into a scruff
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>he's still fat when you marry him
ew...
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>>558688978
I wonder if Ape realised the mistake he made with this. Now people will meme this image so hard for the next years.
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>>558689275
you lost. Kys
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>>558689275
he looks like a mob boss in this suit
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>>558689314
>mistake
he knew exactly what he was doing
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clint is gonna have a gus-like appeal when he learns to love himself/have someone show him real affection
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was hoping for an eta tease, has one been hinted at on other platforms?
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With my boy Clint as an option I might finally engage with the marriage mechanic
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>wake up
>sprint outside and hold my tools up in the air like the baboon holding simba
>till dirt and plant parsnips (they're the crop of the week)
>run to town at mach speed
>say hello to Haley and call her cute. She insults my shoes, says they're made of plastic. They are.
>head into seeds n' stuff to buy more seeds for next week (I checked the board, kale is going to be the crop of the week next week)
>go down to the beach to forage for clams (item of the day)
>enter clint's shop to call him a faggot
>go up to the mountains to mine until nightfall. It takes me 10 seconds to get there from the bottom of town
>return home and sleep
>life is good in sprout valley
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>>558688350
I want her to complain about her apron being too small and sparks hitting her exposed bits
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>>558690237
>sprout valley was a terrible name which is why I changed it
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>>558690806
Stop teasing me Eric!!
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>>558688978
best end
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Honestly Sandy deserved it the most because she's the single most useless NPC in the game, her shop aside. You're forced to friend her for Perfection and yet she doesn't have ONE singular event besides her intro. Clint is whatever, I preferred Gus because he's a cool guy with an awesome eggplant jacket and he deserves it more.
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>>558690680
Haunted Chocolatier is a GODtier name thoughever
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Will Clint quit even earlier if you marry him? Will his evil cousing Clunt take over?
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>>558688350
happy to see hear wear such a robust sweater, a blacksmith shouldn't have flimsy clothes after all
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>>558691320
Krobus is open 24/7 even as roomie so I don't see it making a difference
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name fits him better than alex but probably too stereotypical. the equivalent of stacy or becky for haley
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>>558691623
Krobus warps to his sewer lair or you buy from him at the farm?
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>>558692638
Why is his head sticking out of the portrait box?
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>>558690237
What kind of giga inspiration caused him to ditch the lame name and juice all the color saturation?
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>>558688978
based
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>>558693914
Chucklefish approached him and became his publisher. Their famous big game was Starbound, Ape will deny this because he's not on good terms with them now but "Stardew" was directly riffing of "Starbound"
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can i kill clint so he stop stalking my wife Emily?
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>>558695224
And let his ghost peek on her always? Better to leave him alive.
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>>558694948
Shut the fuck up chucklecuck
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>>558694948
damn I had forgotten about starbound. back in the day I was hyped and thought it was going to be huge like terraria, but turned kinda meh. Meanwhile stardew is still getting updates to this day.
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>>558664201
OHNONONONO AHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE
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symphony stream in 4 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knx-_GIkH8M
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>>558694948
kys chucklecuck
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saltyyyyy
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>>558696657
I smile every time I see Ape
He's just such a cool guy
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Kinda surprised by Sandy, but Clint was kinda the only male option left, other than guys who never step foot out from behind a counter.
Fun watching the fallout though.
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>>558697457
>posting leddit screenshot
Fucking hell the absolute state of this website man
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>>558697590
The other people are too old and it would feel very wrong. People forget the farmer is kind of young after all.
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Clint has literally done nothing to earn the hatred some people have for him. Leave my future husband alone.
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>>558698391
He's a BLACKsmith
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>>558697590
I personally believe Apes choice was atleast in part influenced by which villager didn't already have a popular mod that made them marriage candidates. To my knowledge there aren't any Sandy or Clint mods.
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>>558698391
But anon...
The ick...
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>>558698525
Both have marriage mods. Sandy one is called rose in the sand or something. Clint have some mods what "fix" him and add some little details, but he doesn't have much mod content. Vincent's first place in that category btw.
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What the fuck? Clint the incel is a marriage candidate? What woman would want to marry Clint? I guess the same type of woman who would fuck a criminal in prison. Mentally ill women.
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>>558699106
Or men into fat men
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people who were legit hoping for the wizard are delusional. imagine marrying abigail then you divorce her and marry her father

besides, and age gap aside, it's too much of a power imbalance. "should I marry the brooding emo, the athletic jock, the sensitive writer or this all powerful magical being?"
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>>558697590
(Large) Willy and Wizard.
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>>558699649
>Willy
creepy age gap

>Wizard
see >>558699575

sandy and clint are believable as late 20s/early 30s single people a la Harvey, guys like Gus, Marlon, Willy, Linus, etc are very clearly from an entirely different generation than the farmer
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>>558688350
Naturally, I've always liked Clint (female)
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>>558698391
so being a stalker to Emily is nothing?
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>>558697457
This is funny
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>>558362316
>>558697457
like clockwork
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>>558701131
>Stalker
If you are going to hate on someone is the valley for hiding in a bush once, then (you) should look in the mirror. Not only has the player character done the exact same thing, they also rummage through people's trash, have memorized everyone's schedule for every day of the week, and has a spreadsheet with everyone's favourite items so they can love bomb them with it. And how did the player obtain that information about their favourite items in the first place? Then there is the whole mess with the shrines in the witch hut...

Anyway, if you are still playing Stardew Valley in 2026 you have no right to judge him for being too skittish to ask for a date.
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>>558699575
>imagine marrying abigail then you divorce her and marry her father
can i have her mother instead
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Is Clint good in bed?
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>>558702195
Damn. Pierre used to look like THAT?!
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>>558702252
no but he can be if you teach him
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>Not Caroline
Gay
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>>558699106
Clint is not an incel. That's what the troons and faggots think just because some bad programming and the lack of writing in the game for his character. I'm sure Ape will add more content for him and turn him better. Either
redemption arc, or remove the scenes where he follow Emily.
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>>558702579
a divorce is 50k g man, shit is expensive
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1.7 Clint
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>>558703065
Incel clint is funny tho.
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>>558703065
https://youtu.be/83DYlsJoaFk?si=sFGnfEyK1MgFhelT&t=1034
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>>558703539
It is funny. But depending how or what Ape do, we won't be able to make fun of him anymore.
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>>558703862
the other spouses also lose their personalities post marriage so its hardly unique to him, if you want a character to retain their essence just dont marry them
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>>558704164
>if you want a character to retain their essence just dont marry them
Just like in real life.
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1.7 new marriageable characters: The supreme gentleman and the desert rose
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>>558699106
>>558703065
>>558703539
Unless Ape turn him in some sort of villain, I'll always defend Clint. He's a good man, a stable job, strong enough to be a Blacksmith, his own house, etc. Just because some twitter faggots disliked how some bad programming made him to try get Emily even if she's already married, it doesn't mean he's a bad character. If Ape really hated him, he wouldn't choose him as a marriageable character. Ape, if you're reading this. This "people" in twitter tried/are always trying to hurt, damage, and destroy the rep of those who disagree with them. Anime like MHA, demon slayers, and now Digital Circus, just because the creator didn't gave importance enough to their fav characters. Don't let this people control you or live rent free in your head. It's your game and your characters. Do whatever you want.
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>>558705042
Ape, can you add Jas as romanceable too?
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>>558705271
Ape here. I'm waiting for JasAnon update.
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>>558705425
JasAnon here. Werk.
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live reaction to the announcement

https://youtu.be/dkhFqTuqnUw?si=9wCr83IhH9u7nxjv&t=1353

LMAO
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>>558705324
Downloading the multiple marriage mod to marry both Emily and Clint at the same time
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>>558705497
Jas here. I'm 8 and what is this?
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>>558705648
Faggot
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>>558705535
>woman
opinion not heard but discarded.
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>>558149191
give this anon a True...
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>>558705685
you should hop off Shane's computer; this site we are in, 4chicks, is an adult-only site. Shane is an adult and can browse, but you shouldn't.
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>>558705758
And now I'm marrying (You) too, come here
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Lets see YOU marry Clint
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>>558706345
I'll marry Sandy...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://youtu.be/U3xX3cTQft8?si=PsTBtH5nsGMduvKM&t=1334
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>>558703065
Let's be real, him not showing the absolute extremes of what incels are doesn't disqualify him, the fact that a lot of his existing dialogue is him spilling spaghetti over Emily or his self-image does sorta qualify him as one, bad programming be damned.
If anything, him being a marriage candidate at least gives him potential to see some serious character growth similar to other candidates like Haley. There's definitely going to be dialogue mods for him once the update is out as well, if you really care that much.

Besides, outside of his obsession with romance and Emily, I personally thought that he'd be a decent guy and friend to have. His ties with the adventurer's guild and Marlon certainly lays groundwork for some more interesting interactions with him, and me usually being an adventurer-focused player always made me feel a bit of a kinship with Clint. If anything, people making expansion mods for the adventurer's guild should honestly include Clint since he's already received high praise from Marlon for his smithing skills.
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>>558706345
I would be interested to see what it's like, but unsure if I'll do it myself rather than watch someone else do it.
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>>558706468
nigga I'm not watching women basedfacing
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>>558706468
>>558705535
LMAO reactions like those are already reason enough to like that decision lol
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>Clint marries the player and moves to his farm
>brings his shop to the farm too
>You can now process geodes and upgrade your tools without leaving your house, making marrying Clint the smart meta move
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>>558706345
I will, once the update comes out.
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>>558707095
ape has talked about how he doesnt want spouses to have specific gameplay perks so you make the decision out of love not self interest
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>>558707237
But I love perks
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>>558707237
Which is why I will once again marry Penny
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>>558708226
Wow...so beautiful...
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>>558708226
Why'd they give her a fugly as shit septum piercing?
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>>558708226
>nose ring
Every time
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>>558708226
Ugly ass drawing
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>>558706468
wtf I love clintcel now
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>>558705685
Show tummy and go to bed
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>>558149191
True
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Clint is the least egregious of the two choices. Sandy's only personality trait is that she is Emily's friend
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>>558709721
It's a tainted canvas vs blank canvas situation, one has potential and the other was squandered long ago
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>>558709871
i'm not sure what niche Sandy is going to fill is the thing. Clint is already just a fat Harvey who's aware of his awkwardness
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>>558710129
independent mommy
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>>558709349
>>558705897
Okay mister...
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It should have been Marnie...
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>>558710129
I'd be very nice if you and Sandy could work together in her business to grow the desert as a sort of oasis of commerce and tourism, like with you helping Leah get an art business out of the grow but in a greater scale and with more pressure, like one year time limit from the moment you start otherwise she loses her unprofitable business and moves from the valley, essentially losing her as a bachelorette, character and trader
It'd be the first character to have something like that, but it may be too out of line of Stardew's "no persistent punishment" philosophy
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>>558710549
fat
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>lives in a desert
>called Sandy
bravo Ape
maybe she'll tell us her real name now
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>>558712441
Her favorite dish? A dessert.
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>>558712860
it's not wrong
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>>558706468
The same people who literally cried when Trump won.
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>>558708226
Disgusting shit.
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The girlies will come around to our boy Clint
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>>558719492
you mean the farmer?
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>>558719492
Ape will probably overcompensate and make him too virtuous and good natured so he has some appeal
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>>558719857
if you marry him surely he will let you upgrade tools and weapons, and let you break geodes for free
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>>558721480
see >>558707237
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I wonder if the new marriage candidates play into what's new in 1.7
Sandy could be
>a desert farm that comes with a specialized clay harvesting spot for pottery (new artisan good) and a coop for breeding scorpions (a new animal) for their venom, which is incredibly profitable in the long run, whereas other farms you'd need to construct the specialized building and make the specialized clay with normal clay and something else like sap
Clint
>his romance/friendship sees you helping him make a new tier of bomb that's so powerful it sometimes opens shafts in the ground if in the skull cavern and digs artifacts burrowed deep in the ground but it is very costly to make and deals a lot of damage
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>>558722319
he has hinted at the "new farm type" likely being a "design your own custom farm from scratch" tool
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>>558700170
I'm a 50 year old single farmer when I play, picard haircuit and everything.
>just looking for fresh eggs to fertilize
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>>558723004
That sounds cool, I wonder how in-depth that would be if it does happen. I had an idea for a map for a while but I never was bothered learning how to make a custom one myself.
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>>558723004
>max size farm map, flat terrain, no river, no declines
>1x1 pond next to the house
>cave, grandpa's shrine and greenhouse ordainly next to the house too
>every remaining tile is tileable soil
Yep, it's farming time
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they are streaming the stardew concert

https://youtu.be/knx-_GIkH8M?si=1NLVajuelbxUzHOP
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>>558694948
keep coping chucklefuck, I'll stay over here laughing while swinging my infinity sword with the meowmere transmog.
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Ape why the fuck do you have your tower that close to the edge you're giving me a concerned now
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yes let's pretend it was a coincidence concernedape just happened to come up with the name "made up star+__ word" after chucklefish, creators of "made up star+__ word" became his publisher

come on I love stardew and idgaf about chucklefish and its understandable not wanting to highlight the relationship now but to pretend it wasn't intentionally connected is pretty silly
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>>558708226
Fucking gay faggot shit poopwashing canonically WHITE characters I hate this shit so much
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>>558722319
>scorpions as a new animal
Doesn't really fit at all with the other animals in the game desu
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>>558727986
They didn't even get her hair colour right.
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>>558727907
>the argument the owner of the word sky dished out so Hello Games would pay them royalties for their game No man's sky
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someone asked if he will ever add new characters
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>>558728110
Desert and "exotic" stuff usually go hand in hand, and I thought scorpions with their bioluminescence could be a fun thing to play around, like have the ones that produce iridium quality venom glow in a rainbow pattern similar to the prismatic jelly
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>>558688350
>grumpy entitled aspergers
Hm
>grumpy entitled aspergers, female
Woo!!!
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>>558730103
Only now discovering how much shit women get away with?
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>>558730103
Never heard that women are at their cutest when they're nearly retarded?
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Guys I think you also forgot that Clint talked about going or being in the mines, I forget what he says at some festival next to all the weapons, I think about showing off and impressing the girls. There's probably some genuine moment where you do see him being a semi-capable fighter, maybe even rescuing your player out of a jam with like, 2-4 affection in the mines.
>>558730619
No I hate that, that's not what I meant, I meant that it's endearing and not retarded if it's a seething girl because I can't take it as seriously or as depressingly
>>558730643
No, I genuinely want them to be smart and reliable and loyal
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>>558730941
he does go into the mines himself.

1: he sells ore, it has to come from somewhere
2: his quest involves killing pests in the mines
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>>558730941
Host of gay club 4schlongs right here gentlemen, gayest brother I've ever seen. Sweet as plum pudding.
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>>558731068
Right, it's just that aside from information we can deduce from basic reasoning, it never ever ever ever comes up in the game in a way that matters to the rest of the community. Idk who even buys or uses his services. Robin for carpenting and Demetrius for metallurgy? So just the literal race-mixers? So he contributes nothing to the community despite the fact that - for whatever reason - there's a chance that the neighbouring unclaimed farmland was always inhabited by monsters at night, let alone the danger of anything weird crawling up the mines like those stupid bugs? The combat HAS to come up, it's easy and makes sense. If it's just him fumbling with a sword and bonding over the player teaching him how to fight, then I'll be disappointed. But I believe in Ape.
>>558731171
If they're basically retarded and I have to wrangle and supervise them, that's basically like marrying a chi- oh. I see.
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>play CDDA for a while
>start thinking "damn, I should really keep a folding plastic poncho in my car, maybe a small medical kit, should get a couple multitools, collapsible water bottle..."
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>>558728593
Aged up jas confirmed
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so, i should play with expanded mod or is no longer worth?
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>>558735609
On first playthrough? I wouldn't recommend it. It adds a lot of stuff I don't think fits the Stardew world. Check the villagers it adds and if you want them, I guess.
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>>558735609
Nah, vanilla is already perfectly sized. Most of what SVE expands upon ends up being bloat.
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the beach farm is too big

riverlands is nice
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Steam message

He knows
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>>558738021
>it's real
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What will Clints 10 heart event be?
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>>558739583
you walking in on him talking to Emily about how much he loves you and he realizes he's relaxed around her now
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get rekt pedophiles lmao
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>>558739915
You walking in on him talking to his mirror about how much he loves Emily and he realizes he's relaxed around you now
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>>558740576
You walk in on him wearing a blue wig and make up, pretending he's Emily in the mirror and ranting about how it's not gay this way.
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It's amazing how CA managed to make a character that everyone practically hates to the point no one wants to be with him, all because he acts slightly like a wimp
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>>558741536
he's the only male character that shows any initiative to improve themselves without your direct involvement
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>>558740778
You discover Emily's lifeless body and you find out he killed her before moving in and has been pretending to be her ever since, nobody noticed a thing because who the fuck needs a blacksmith in current year? That is, until you came along. But since you're a schizo, nobody believes you when you say that emily and clint are the same person.
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>>558741536
If he wasn't a heart villager they probably wouldn't have cared. But since he is they need to interact with him. He reminds them of themselves too much or find his lack of confidence off-putting enough to hate him.
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The less doughy beta Clint ape showed in the video would make this whole thing a lot easier to digest
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why do you guys care. were you ever going to marry Clint regardless? what are you gay?
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>>558742854
Need to know for when the mod that turns him into a girl arrives and how it differs.
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>>558742854
I'm marrying Clint because it's funny
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>>558743609
imagine divorcing him but you still need to upgrade your tools
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>>558741536
For the first half of the game's lifespan Clint was just a lonely sad sack, I don't know how he turned into one of the game's pariahs on par with Pierre's jewish ways just for being a loser
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>>558746141
topless sprite in ginger island
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>>558744332
It would be very funny if he would not accept upgrading your tools or breaking geodes after doing that.
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>>558746883
He's too much of a cuck to refuse.
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>>558742854
Clint is my FRIEND. I want to see the poor fuck improve for once, or at least more than his current heart events imply.
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>>558749330
no wonder clint turned gay
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>>558739915
Kino...
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you shouldn't be able to marry fat people
it's offensive
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>>558756527
Don't worry, someone will marry you too. Just don't lower the bar too much.
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>>558756527
congrats on coming out as aromantic anon
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>>558688978
If only this world weren't so gay.
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>>558710549
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>>558688350
>clint is fat yet the female version has the exact same body type as all the other big titted girls
Tummy oppression at an all time high
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>>558761891
Artist don't like fat girls and we don't either.
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femcel clint
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>>558765112
Speak for yourself vanillafag
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>>558761891
you would only be happy if it was a female vore.
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>>558766017
>Vanilla
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>>558769096
>didn't collect the booty boots
a true gentleman, grats
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>>558769909
You can collect them?
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>>558772734
Yeah, a shame you can't give them back either. Morgan is sad for a day.
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>>558738021
Bro, he had the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he opened the envelope. Motherfucker knows exactly what he was doing.
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>>558775529
So he's trolling the haters? Based
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I hope rival romances will be a thing 'cus the community response would be REALLY funny if Sandy and Clint hook up.
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>>558779449
It won't be a thing. And that's a good thing. Ape hate it, and there's a reason why he created those statues in the witch hut. For players who want to try different girls in the same playthrough. Tho it's true If Clint and Sandy dance in the flower event, it might be together.
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>>558746141
>I don't know how he turned into one of the game's pariahs on par with Pierre's jewish ways just for being a loser
He's awkward which gives women the ick
You could be a grumpy smelly overweight unemployed alcoholic that doesn't wash his ass and at least one ovulating woman will try to fix you because of her misaligned maternal instincts and with psy-opping by slow-burn romance fanfiction about melting some asshole's frozen heart.
However if you're relatively functional but also awkward, boring and bad at small talk, women will think of you as worse than the devil himself.
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Fuuuuuuuuuck just got the bj event with Morgan but I was flashing green from drinking too much swirly stuff, my character was literally flashing green throughout the whole ordeal it looked so retarded fuck me man
I hope she doesn't get sick from the radioactive cum
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>>558749330
Kek I can actually see Clint join Alex in the "informal gay option" club
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what even is sandy's thing personality wise?
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>>558793471
Being coarse and everywhere
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>>558793471
loneliness, I guess? She's a rose stranded in the desert. Guess your role in the relationship would be bridging the gap more thoroughly than Emily's friendship
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>>558793471
I get the vibe that she's supposed to be peppy, outgoing, and fashionable, but she just has zero opportunities to show any of that
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>>558793471
exotic foreign lady with a vaguely mysterious past
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>>558795976
This except Ape forgot to actually give her a past or anything at all besides "her name isn't Sandy"
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>"well, dear, now that we're married I should tell you my real name. I'm Abdullah Aisha. My entire extended family should be arriving soon to live with us, by the way! Hope you understand it's a cultural thing for the parents to move into their child's house."
Thanks, Ape...
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>use milk pail on Sandy
>get milk
>upgrades to large milk after you have children
Thank you Eric "NervousPrimate" Barone
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>use scissors on Vincent
>healthy snack
>Baal is proud of me
Shalom, Eric Baronstein
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>>558809649
>didn't use your teeth
Unkosher
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>>558808902
>Aisha
>>558809427
>milk
https://youtu.be/WlKPK6HDnjQ?si=xGXePazEYBpOJwY3&t=28
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>>558810150
kek
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Eric...
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>>558812101
U mad bro?
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>>558738021
>>558739224
>>558775529
>>558812101
>>558812330
CLINT CHADS
WE WON
FOIDS LOST
STARDEW VALLEY IS A CHUD GAME
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>Clint actually will be marriage-able before this semen demon
Bros...
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>>558813341
Literally who
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>>558813790
SDVE character. Some witch from that Castle Town place that doesn't at all fit the time period of SDV
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>>558812490
Always was
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>it's been ten years already
Damn. I remember being mad that Sandy wasn't romanceable when I started my first file, because I didn't like any of the other girls that much at the time
I'd hate to start a new file since there's still so much new stuff I haven't caught up on, but I think I might have to
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>>558814030
The entirety of SVE doesn't make a single smidgen of shit's sense if you wanna go that way. Magic is supposed to be something hidden that normal townsfolk are unaware of but in SVE everybody's all over your face about "OH YEAH IT'S THE WIZARD IN THE TOWER HE DOES MAGIC SHIT LIKE SUMMON FOREST SPIRITS AND STUFF IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL". There are some minor exceptions to this, like Abigail actually going into the dungeons where there are walking skeletons I guess.
This is Flashshitter's biggest fault, completely stripping away that veil of mysticism and making literally all of his mod's content about magic shit happening out in the open instead of keeping it ambiguous at best
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>>558815101
We love starting new files here
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>>558815101
Hate to start a new file? Have you been playing only the same farm the whole time? I've started like 20 farms and only got to perfection on 1 of them.
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>>558815876
Nah, my current file is only 2-3 years old. I don't think I've ever made it to the third year despite owning the game for close to decade lol
I used to start from scratch every time I took a break from a playthrough (not just with Stardew, other games too) but I stopped doing that when I realized it wasn't fun anymore. Turns out, if a game has a ton of new content that I haven't seen, it's probably a good idea to experience it at some point
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>>558710549
Is this from jasanon or wax, I can't tell.
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>>558820492
it's from Jas (>>558705685), can't you read?
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>>558820684
>jas is out there and I'll never meet her
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pregnancy makes her into spider-man...
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Ape was great in the video. To think SDV even would be the first core keeper, but the idea was discarded. Maybe eith today tech and knowledge he would added it. Inb4 someone make a mod to add that to the caves.
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loli Clint mod...
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>>558832649
What could have been.
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>>558833272
It will be when 1.7 rolls up mashallah
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When do I get to watch Spooky make ectoplasm?
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>>558844331
Really the kind of thing that shouldn't need to be said but some people just take any excuse they can to be vile to a perceived punching bag
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>>558844331
Fuck Clint and fuck the person who wrote this.
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>>558688350
would fem clint still have a crush on emily or would she be pinning for shane instead
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>>558832616
>To think SDV even would be the first core keeper
???
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>>558844331
Gay
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I must be going insane. Isn't there a mod that allows you to save the starting options in profiles? So you can just click profile A and it sets the farm type, how your farmer looks, the name and all that.
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>>558852478
Ape showed off how one of the dev versions of the Mines was procedurally generated with the ability to mine through walls, which is basically Core Keeper's gimmick
It proved too complicated for him to get working properly, but it was kinda neat
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>>558805858
I much prefer the bara variant
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>>558775529
Re-reviewed the footage, kek yeah that look on his face feels like the look I get when I'm trying to hold in laughter.
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>>558871110
He's a 4chan user. He knew what would happen. Maybe is all part of his masterplan.
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>>558808902
Why do all these mentally ill niggers make her brown/ ugly
Take your picture, whats up with the moles??
Look at the sprite, clearly a fair skinned snow princess
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>>558874874
They are "fixing" them.
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>>558874874
At least in that pic she's still white leaning on lightly tanned and has no piercings. Making her brown and have a nose ring is fucking sacrilegious.
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>>558874874
The same usual reason.
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When is this Fucking Cocksucker ConcernedApe going to finish Haunted Chocolatier? Stop Fucking making Shit for a 10 year old game!
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>>558877726
Said no one ever
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>>558877726
We love Stardew Valley here. And Ape said before it'll take 2-3 years and we'll wait.
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>>558877726
Branch out and try other farming sims nigga.
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>>558877726
Try out that one with the stretch marks bitch, seems right up your lane
>>
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>>558884683
How's the 'My Time at X' ones? The cartoon style is kinda ugly but the gameplay looks decent
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>>558808902
>>558874874
Made my own version
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>>558898767
I don't remember what game was, but I watched a video how the player was somewhere killing stuffs in a sewer to collect stuffs? Genshin style. Grindy
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>>558902487
made a lighter version of the rose
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>>558902893
>Genshin style
yikes nevermind then
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>>558904089
How'd you do it so fast? Sandy but with no tan lel, reminds me of Ariel from the Little Mermaid.

t. Did mine by finger lel
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>>558904528
>magic tool to select skin tone
>fill in the selected area with a lighter tone from a sample of the existing tone in another layer
>divide
works well with simple tones
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>>558688098
Rune Factory had a game where you could support a romance-able character to go on a diet or not and it changes their romance a decent bit depending on which you pick
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>>558913221
>Wii
Downloading an emulator right fucking now
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>>558915065
It's also the game where you can fuck twin vampire lolis.
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>>558913221
>>558916945
Shame the graphics and gameplay are bad and slow af.
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>>558919596
>Shame the graphics [...] are bad
I will kill you, I will rape your corpse, I will cook you and I will eat you.
Don't you ever call RFF ugly.
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>>558919596
>Complain about a game being slow in stardew valley general
Bruh
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>>558919815
>>558921205
Well I don't like how stiff the character move and look, and how the graphics look in the farm. https://youtu.be/PldrWKFrySA?t=607 Ignore the dude talking.
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>>558922393
Are you actually retarded? That's the DS game you fucking idiot. We were talking about the first Wii game. Frontier.
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>>558923229
>Frontier
>Improved, still some similar things from DS
At least the camera angle was fixed.
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>>558923364
Farmer's and Abigail's daughter if she is raised right
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>>558921205
NTA but Stardew is infinitely more intuitive and fast paced than Frontier. I tried Frontier for like 4 hours and spent over half of that just trying to find any NPCs to interact with or something to do. I couldn't tell what my next steps were or where to go at all and nothing really indicated how anything worked. You can call it a brainlet issue on my part but I immediately understood what to do in Stardew without any guides or wiki help and had a ton of fun. Frontier was boring as shit for the entire small amount of time I played
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what did he mean by this?
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>>558929286
old fuck got so addicted to viagra that he started hunting down rare bones to alchemize into it.
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>>558929459
viagra? you mean vinegar
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Apparently some guy on nexus updated the datable jodi mod but it got removed pretty fast. Did anyone grab it where they can share it here?
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>>558930545
was just browsing mods and saw it in the weekly popular, why would it be removed?
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>>558930817
The one you're seeing is a different mod that he made himself. The same guy made a 1.6 update of the older mod but it got removed since he didn't have permission to make it apparently.
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>>558931267
ah, my bad then.
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>>558930545
Datable Jodi 1.6 - DELETED
Datable Jodi 1.6-42585
https://files.catbox.moe/a1kzh2.zip
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>>558932179
What was the reason it was deleted?
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>>558932575
The mod's author said:
"No. This is completely made from scratch. I got in trouble for altering someone else's mod without permission."

He made another Jodi mod:
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/42758
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>>558933029
So the first mod was an update of that old version abandoned. And he got chewed cause it. So he made a new one, what seem to contain more drama. I guess is good he didn't gave up.
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>>558933978
holy sexo, would gas every Gatorade in the name of the Fernborea Republic if it meant I'd come back home to this
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>>558932179
ty based anon
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>>558934393
She married a trashman.
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Recently got back into Stardew Valley and found that ModdingHaven is down. Anyone know where to get some of the mods that used to be there? I'm looking for the Clint to Cleo mod in particular, but I'm sure there's others I'd like if they've got any updates.
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>>558935363
here >>558072417
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>>558935581
Appreciated, thanks!
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>>558933978
Kent, i'm sorry...
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>>558933978
guh...
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Beloved.
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>>558933978
Damn Kent is so lucky.. He gets to PTSD murder suicide with this hot mama.. It's not fair..
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>>558725098
wet dream for metagame faggots like cityslicker
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>>558948167
my wife
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What's an alternative to nexusmods where whiny modders can't whine about some other mod using the same palette or similar designs and thus having the mods removed from the site?
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>>558948167
Cute
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Shame the video didn't show us beta vers of Jas. Or maybe she never had one.
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>>558972458
she was perfect down to the finishing stroke of her first iteration
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>>558972458
>Or maybe she never had one.
I'm fairly sure Ape once said that both Jas and Vincent were final additions before release, thinking the town needed more kids to feel more lively, yet he didn't put much effort into their dialogues.
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>>558973320
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Anything else for 1.7 besides the new marriage candidates?
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>>558976260
nothing, nadda
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>>558976260
Nothing else. It was just news for the anniversary, but that update will take a year or two.
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>>558974334
provocative angle...
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>>558976260
Didn't he say 1.7 would have a long requested feature? Did he elaborate?
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>>558988713
main one I can think about is toddler expansion. Here's hoping you or your wife can take the kids around town in strollers and a few Farmer/spouse/kids events, like first steps.
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>>558989994
Nice I thought it'd be marriage/child related
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>>558974334
Damn brat...
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workshopping a skill rework even though i could never make i
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>>559006257
Oh no the sniper got ano
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hey guys what's happe
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>>558974334
needs correction...
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Anybody try Fields of Mistria? Is it any good? I need a comfy game to play until 1.7 drops.
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>>559023016
>I need a comfy game to play until 1.7 drops.
you mean like stardew valley 1.6?
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almost had to reset during the Egg Hunt because I forgot to buy strawberry seeds, but then I just walked to the stall during the hunt and found out it was accessible even though Recette wasn't manning it so.... thanks Recette for letting me buy half a thousand packs of seeds while you were away from the stall I swear I put the money in the register!!!!
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>>559027154
you almost had to recette
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>>559023016
I like it, it has some blacks and 2 clothes items with gay flag color options, and it still has 1 more update before it's finished, but otherwise it's pretty good.
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The pot calls the kettle black
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>>559039943
Cute Morgan is cute
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Someone have the last update of Jas mod and the others loli mods? I got a new status recently, the Wagie Wojak...
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>>559044517
Read the thread >>558072417
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i did it bros
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>>559066659
gj anon your legend grows
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>>559066659
Now put it in a fish pond and get a whole lot of free money for the rest of the playthrough.
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>>559066659
Nice! throw it in a pond and you will have a nice source of money from the roe it produces. You can make preserve jars and age it to sell it for a lot more too.
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>>558919815
Even the Gameplay is fine once you understand how to keep the spirits alive. After that, it's basically the best RF.
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>>559066659
eat it
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Summoning JasAnon
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>>559090653
Who?
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>>559066659
turn it into sashimi
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>>559096451
It's kinda weird sashimi doesn't scale with item quality like wine or other artisan goods. It'd be pretty fun to act as a sashimi chef, treating the fish before cutting and plating and going out with Willy to the deep ocean to catch rare tuna
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>>559097594
It's filed under cooking, not artisan goods, and cooking items have a fixed value. There's several things which could be considered artisan goods but due to the hard-coded categories Ape came up with, they aren't.
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https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/38008 Why do I feel the writing was made by a karen?
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>>559100191
I shan't click the link so you'll have to use your words to explain
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>>559100191
Blanche is right there and with 100% less predictable bullshit.
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Got the other two spouse paintings done, do you lot think the reference is easily recognizable to a layman here
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>>559107573
wow the pietà
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>>559107630
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>>559100191
>She can be a bit negative at times, but she swears she's working on it! Don't take her comments personally
Oh look, it's the 38421st NPC who's an absolute thundercunt of an asshole at low hearts but then becomes all slap happy after a few events. How original!
>Joja route ends your friendship with her
Base game elements cucking you out of content? Yep, that's a massive red flag right there.
>Tilly is a bit of a projection of myself
Yeah no thanks. I'm not joining this fag's vent session in video game form.
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>>559100191
>Tilly is a bit of a projection of myself, the original OC being somewhat of a sona. However, she is possesses many qualities that I do not and probably never will. I take bits and pieces from my own life and add in details that I think would be interesting.
Holy mother of all mary sues
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>>559107573
I don't recall the Mona Lisa having such honkers, great improvement.
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>>559107573
hmm the booba leah...
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>>559108696
You're going to absolutely love La Joconde nue/Monna Vanna
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>>559107814
This is what we're getting lately, and a bunch of male shit. We need JasAnon!
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>>558974334
My fashion is beyond your childish understanding

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