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my wife got brain damage and now she's a retard

>>558297283
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/road-to-restoration--aura-overhaul

>Removing Auras from the game will allow you to play RuneScape on your own terms, without time pressures, and without feeling like you're less powerful compared to your friends. No more attempting to fight a boss before realising "Oh I don't have that Aura yet...". Our ultimate goal with this is to create fairness and accessibility of content, while also supporting the game's simplicity and long-term sustainability.

They better replace auras with equally as powerful scrimshaws or this is garbage.

Fuck it I'm starting RuneScape 3 tonight. I'm making a main. FUCK IRONMAN.

>>558298495
Don't forget your WONDERLUBE! You'll need it.

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Thinking about coming back once they overhaul combat or w/e they're planning on doing soon. Haven't looked into it too much.

I invested in picrel in 2023 before i quit. hope it kept up with inflation.

>>558298325
>Our ultimate goal to create fairness and accessibility of content.
BIG DADDY JAGEX WANTS TO ACCESS THE CONTENTS OF YOUR ASS!
Hahaha! Yes! Yes!
Chortle!
Snigger!
Guffaw!

>>558299480
CEO of the WONDERLUBE™ corporation here.
I would like to thank you for recommending our product.
Runescapers are our best customers.
At WONDERLUBE™ we like to think we make a real difference to Runescaper's assholes by providing their assholes with a gentle silky slide. But sometimes even our near friction-less lubricant is not enough to provide relief from the pain that comes from being assfucked by Big Daddy Jagex. Which is why we are excited to announce the release of our newest product WONDERLUBE+™.
New improved WONDERLUBE+™ comes loaded with truly heroic amounts of ANALgesics, ( lol, that's painkillers ) and enough industrial grade anesthetics to knock a fucking herd of elephants out.
Get through your next Runescape session with new improved WONDERLUBE+™!
Buy yours today!

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obligatory carby tax

fuck it im giving rs3 a try

i think it's time we start the rs3 friends chat

>>558281959
nah it's my oldest account since I lost my classic one, and I've yet to max so I'll do that first if anything
>>558287025
I mainly do gathering, and that actually makes me some good money (magic and elder frames I see you) but I don't have time anymore to spend 8 hours a day mining/chopping, so I have to find an alternative to be able to buy t95 gear at least
>>558297531
fuck your tax
>>558302856
based carby

Attention Runescapers!
Industrial spy reporting in.
I want to warn you all about this WONDERLUBE corporation >>558300885
They are not being entirely truthful. The fact is Runescape players are 100% of their customers. So its not surprising that they claim "Runescapers are our best customers"
Furthermore their advertising states that WONDERLUBE was developed by NASA astronauts. Notice they never say which astronauts? Well I can tell you. They were the crew of the ill-fated Space Shuttle Challenger which blew the fuck up shortly after launch.
The flight telemetry shows the entire crew was still alive as the crew compartment hurtled, in flames, towards the ocean.
Those guys knew they were fucked.
They were also aware that it was NASA that had fucked them.
So they hurriedly worked on inventing an anal lubricant to ease the ass fucking they were shortly about to receive from Big Daddy Earth.
Thus WONDERLIBE was created. Think about that next time you lube up.
And it doesn't end there either. You know this "new improved WONDERLUBE+" they are going on about? Well my espionage activities reveal that its not just stuffed full of painkillers and anesthetics. but also contains large amounts of highly addictive substances such as gambling and alcohol. Yes that right! Use it and the next thing you know you will be going out getting blind drunk at Casinos while getting fucked up the ass by any passing big dick tranny.
And you thought Jagex was bad lol.

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99% of the feedback I read about any of the blogposts is coming from people who have been maxed for years on a single character. I feel like I'm the only sane motherfucker who's experienced the whole account progression multiple times for the last 10 years
my last time was when group ironman released, and the game was in a pitiful state. every single XP nerf is deserved
fucking whirlwigs can suck my dick and so can this overpowered piece of shit thieving skill you have to max out as your first skill every single time.
they should be listening to zero of the lebbit feedback.
also FUCK auras, even when you get all of them for free its still a pain in the ass. Penance and vampirism completely break the progression.
FUCK wilderness flash events even harder

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>>558308336
>I feel like I'm the only sane motherfucker who's experienced the whole account progression multiple times for the last 10 years
You're not alone bud. Also happy 7k days of being chicken man to me

>>558309664
Are you like 50?

>>558308336
>sane motherfucker
>experienced the whole account progression multiple times
Pick one.

The rest of your post is correct though.

What are some ways to actively / afk train farming? Doing herb runs but need 110 for the 12 seed goat and doing my daily pof. Heard that vyres/turoths are an option but I feel like I'm missing something else?

>>558319756
The best method is stockpiling beans and then using leafy growth potions with the best cactus you can plant during dxp.

>>558318110
no I started when I was 6 or 7

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>>558305867
Max tax

>>558319756
farming is a patient mans skill
hopefully you are growing your dinosaurs, dragons and trees
and yes if you got beans you can use growth potions, tree seeds are cheap

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/february-patch-week

>>558304079
And get banned? No thank you

>>558350940
why would we get banned

>>558339017
• Graphically updated chicks across the game.

we won. we're back.

>>558333496
sexo rape-o

>>558307323
why dont u get into some industrial sabotage?
add some sand into the mix when they arent looking

Any good non-conventional use for hunting brawlers or should I just equip them and go do croesus hunting area with them?

>>558375117
Big game hunter

>>558297283
Is Runescape still going?

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>>558362056
SEXOOOO

honestly how the fuck did you keep this bumped for a month

>>558399670
HOLY ANAL SEX
what do her panties smell like???

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>>558404768

How do you efficiently used a portable crafter? According to the guide it's supposed to be possible to get 10k hides in ten minutes but I only managed about 1700 in five. It doesn't seem possible to increase my rate by 3x unless I can place the crafter immediately beside the bank but it doesn't allow you to deploy them within several spaces.

>>558408227
For the record yes I set the crafter to the tanning menu and I was immediately withdrawing a preset of 28 hides from the bank.

okay individuals! i just started a runescape 3 main!

should i lock myself to free to play until I've done everything I can? that's honestly what i think i will do.

>>558399670
Holy Christ. Imagine her looking at you like that as you pummel that firm round booty. Fuuuuuuuuck!
Fuck.
That's some real "fuck yeah" banging.
Jesus.
I honestly do believe Dang is our savior.
Guys, lets just be sensible here and consider only the cold hard facts. As Runescape players we are subject to daily sessions of assfucking from Big Daddy Jagex. Its no wonder then that many of us become so used to having our rectums stretched out by a large Jagex penis that we begin to lose sight of what it means to have hot passionate sex with a woman. Which is how God intended it to be.
Now here comes Dang with her voluptuous breasts, firm thighs and juicy booty to remind us that yes, straight hetro sex is both normal and desirable. No red blooded male can look upon Dang and be immune to her appeal. Why, just one glance should be enough to make your penis rock fucking hard. It should take a team of Sumo wrestlers to hold you back from jumping through your computer screen in your desperate desire to inseminate the pixels of that hot big tiddy bitch with a load of your sticky spermatozoa.
Yes.
Yes indeed.
Dang shows us all the path to righteous is through jacking off furiously to her visage. As the great Roman statesman Cato the Elder once said: "Jacking off to Dang each day keeps the Big Daddy Jagex away". Or maybe it was something to do with Carthage. But whatever, the meaning was clear. Even when we are face down in the dirt having our anus forcefully plumbed out by Jagex cock we must think of Dang, and in that manner we may retain some measure of self respect and decency.

>>558408361
Bank chest in lumbridge or fort.

>>558408227
Go be a stupid cunt somewhere else.

>>558420190
Thanks that worked.
>>558424306
???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtH07gc2VnY

>>558297283
Legitimately just how bad was Timbo as CEO of Runescape. Because how the fuck was his time as CEO plagued with a shit ton of issues, and then suddenly this new guy comes in and the game looks to be magically on the right track.

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>>558454542
I especially love that Reddit hates him. Very solid CEO and guy. Thanks Mod North

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runescape 3 is quite fun so far! i do wish microtransactions didn't exist at all though! they should remove buyable bonus xp and bonds!

>>558469064
>remove bonds
an unimaginable boon to the venezuelan economy but i would not buy GP from sketchy randos

>>558469064
Why are you playing at minimum settings?

>>558472263
my computer cant run the game on anything but the lowest settings

Man I kinda want to come back to this game.

Is there any way to get the blue interfaces back? This brown is ugly and there's no contrast.

i just really think the remaining MTX elements need to go. i mentioned in an rs3 friends chat, "reddit" that i liked the game but disliked the mtx elements and they called me a troll because the game doesnt have mtx

MTX : Bonds
Buyable "bonus xp stars"
There's probably more I'm not even thinking of

Bonds are very OP and kinda make the game stupid.

rs3 actually needs a massive f2p overhaul. i think the best solution is obviously to just give them more members content ie making that content free to play. some people suggest making new content outright which is also a good idea. the real solution is to do both.

They need to get rid of anything that isn't best described as "tedious and annoying".
Mmos are supposed to be the worst thing you could possibly do with your time, and I'm tired of the game not making me want to kill myself.

>>558482631
well we have osrs for that!

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>>558482393
have you tried rs3 f2p recently? what do you think is missing? i think f2p is currently well built as a demo/tutorial for the game, not an alternative gamestyle as it was in 2005 since you couldnt get your family to buy you membership
it could do with some attention for sure i suppose but not in high priority

>>558483248
yeah its a tutorial when it should actually just be the entire game.

the subscription model is antiquated.

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>>558399670
>>558297531
>>558298064
Dang gets boned daily by the Skull Lord

>>558485603
based skelly chad

what the fuck is wrong with j1mmy cc holy shit are these people literally just evil millennials

im never playing osrs again because of sailing. fuck sailing.

markdonalds left? Are there any og's other than ash left at jagex?

is buying membership with irl money pay to win?

should i grind the gp and buy a bond instead?

or is that also pay to win since bonds are purchased with real money

I thinks its time to sit back and have a good long look at Runescape with a calm and clear mind. Lets consider the journey we have been on as Scapers, watching things develop over the years. When you think about it so much has changed. So many updates, so many differences from the game we used to originally play. But one has not changed and that is the amount of semen deposited into our rectums by Jagex. Personally I am glad that this is one thing we can always be certain will never change

okay so after a day of runescape 3 i can safely say i've had a soulless time

everyone i talk to on this game is so fucking retarded and mentally weak

i have had a lesser life experience because of this game.

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I made an Ironman around a month ago and was looking up herblore training methods and everyone just says do JoT 3 times a day, penguin points, and herby werby. All the info I saw is 1-3 years old but with the removal of JoT and daily challenges do I have to start doing herb runs or is there a new method that came out in that time?

>>558502004
Runescape is for dolts. The only reason some of us post here is to shit on a game we once played as children. We shit on it because in its time it was a good kid's game, but we hate what its become and the loser retards it now attracts.
Time for you to move on. You have outgrown it. Start playing some historical or grand strategy games. Something actually challenging where you can still relax and have fun but where you will be using your intelligence and playing with people far smarter than the drooling fuckwits you will meet on Runescape.

>>558502123
you will have to do herb runs either way
there's also dream of iaia on top of the ones you listed
but without daily challenges, 120 is gonna be rough for the newbie irons
99 should still be largely manageable

>>558469064
>they should remove buyable bonus xp and bonds!
Jagex's goal is to maximize income for minimum effort
They're only pivoting because of the lootbox/gambling laws; the recent changes aren't out of the goodness of their hearts

>>558405750
I reflexively punched a hole through my monitor. Try not to scare people with something so disgusting.

>>558473201
You should not be playing then. Get with the times, poor fag.

>>558509664
Correct.
Jagex is English.
If you are a superior person like me and have studied English history you will know one thing stands out about the English. They are masters of Black Treachery.
Through nearly 2000 years of history the English have excelled in betrayal, double crossing, deceit, bare faced lies, and the most unspeakable black treachery imaginable.
They are the biggest complete cunts the world has ever known. Things like loyalty, trust, and honesty are for the English mere weapons to be used to take advantage of the foolish, the innocent, and the naive.
They would sell their own mothers out for a buttered scone. No seriously. Screwing over other people is fine but they will also do it to their own countrymen, friends and family included. Without a twinge of guilt.
If you were to somehow unravel a strand of DNA from a typical Englishman there would be found some uniquely English genes whose sole purpose is to deliberately fuck over someone else. For the giggles if nothing else. Its so deeply ingrained into their cultural psyche now they dont even give it a second thought. In fact not fucking over people who trust them is like a foreign concept to them, something incomprehensible.As far as the English are concerned people exist to be betrayed, what else would they be for?
So while they will make the most of pretending to be good boys by rolling back some of the pay to win they will at the same time be planning some new way to fuck your ass, smirking as they do it, and then gloating about it afterwards. Then they will point to the fine print and threaten you with legal action if you dont lick your own shit off their dirty STD ridden cocks. Then they smirk some more and promise never to do it again while secretly planning exactly how to do it again.

>>558437305
>comment section dunking on rs3
;_;

okay ive been playing rs3 for like a day....

this shit is kinda ass if im gonna be honest....

should i just go on over to osrs?

maybe even play both games but keep rs3 on a leash?

depends, what's your ><> lvl?

osg has been removed from 4chan forever btw

>>558546108
I'm glad it did but why tho

>>558513982
Well yeah anytime RS3's retarded economy is mentioned it's gonna be a laughing stock. That's why his ironman videos had a more positive reception, cause they avoided that shit.

>>558437305
sometimes I think about creating a spinnie but what's the point when the GE is so fucking dead that nothing is buyable

fucking copy paste schizo im seeing the same posts in every rs thread on the website

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moo

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>progressing through my first account
>enjoying the game everything going smoothly
>time to get fighter torso
>feel the sudden impulse to hang myself
why is such a core item locked behind such aids content? how long would it take me to farm it out for each role to get the torso on average?

>>558551380
>core item
Just smith (or buy) yourself an adamant set.

>>558551508
isn't it for the strength bonus or some shit, if i can just wear some dragon armour or something without heavily nerfing myself until i can afford bandos i would happily skip it

>>558551904
It's level 40 armor, you're going to use it for a few hours at most.

>>558546313
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're asking this in good faith, probably a mistake but w/e. It was constantly shit up by troons who would samefag incessantly, and any time legitimate discussion would try to happen, they'd post disingenuous arguments and want to go back off topic posting because they were so desperate for attention. Also huge amounts of ban evading when mods would give them a 3 day vacation, followed up with having a legitimate meltdown and go on even more spam sprees as retaliation.
Tldr- severe mental illness and attention whoring is a bad mix

>>558552859
It's still there under a different name.

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>>558551978
am i being trolled here i feel like every guide i read says to get fighter torso until bandos or better. i'd be happy to sit on obsidian with the +3 and skip the torso if i'm not nerfing myself real bad

>>558553637
You are in the RS3 general posting a screenshot from the osrs wiki.

>>558553691
>runegame thread on /v/
>something or other makes me want to check value of barrows items
>google barrows brothers
>proper wiki is 8th result
sad

>>558553635
>ban evading

Fuck fishing fuck! Need GRACE TO AFK for days. GIMME THAT FISH YOU FUCK

After looking at the rs3 roadmap, I'm thinking about giving it a try after the 2nd deep sweep scheduled for autumn if the 4th raid in osrs ends up being shit, which is getting more likely given the osrs jmods continual insistence on sucking off every streamer imaginable. Haven't played the main game since early 2008 (and a month in 2012 to help my friend get a clan citadel). My question - how feasible would it be to make a new character (not ironman) and progress through the content by release date? E.g train and make gear to kill kbd, get d-med + few other unique drops, move to KQ, get d-chain, etc?

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>>558548917

Osrs general got nuked? Maybe God does exist. It was such a miserable thread.

>>558572331
the necro upgrade tasks are in order of difficulty instead of release date but it's nice and streamlined if you want that
https://runescape.wiki/w/Kili
kq is a complete joke with necro

If rs3 is so good then why does my anus hurt so much?

>>558577026
I am still debating if I have interest in allowing necromancy to be used off the bat or waiting towards the end to use it since it was released only like 2 or something years ago

>>558576858
i miss when we would get accidental posts from /rsgg/ and vice versa

Never mind they lied. The OSRS general still exists...

>>558576858
squeegee

If rs3 is so safe then why is my anus terrified?

>premier is gone
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/updates-to-premier-membership-benefits

If rs3 is saved then why is there a Jagex cock up my ass?

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rs3 is kill, they're crashing it with no survivors

>>558620624
>get rid of all the shit that makes "premier" anything different than regular membership
Well, it makes sense that they're getting rid of the name.

If rs3 is fixed then why is there Jagex jizz leaking out of my butt?

wtf Apmeken is hot

you know what? i like runescape 3.

i have my main.

i will eventually make a hardcore ironman in probably a year or two. might even make me a cgim in a few years.

hopefully the game makes a massive resurgence.

i'm locking in.

>>558630592
you know what? i like jagex cock up my butt

i have my ass filled with BDJ monster whopper

i will eventually learn to take two Jagex cocks at the same time probably a year or two. might even take three in a few years.

hopefully my rectum gets a massive load of Jagex jizz

i'm locking in a big jagex cock up my ass.

>>558622308
Cambridge was always a bit like that innit?

lol
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558581509/

honestly, if dungeoneering can't be updated for necromancy and stuff
just make it a minigame
remove it from the skills panel
keep the rewards and stuff but make the whole thing a minigame

I know many of you will piss and shit your pants due to this idea but it's the best solution

>>558659767
while i agree with dung being a minigame inherently i don't see it as necromancies fault
frankly it shouldn't be too hard to work necro in it's more a matter of the juice not being worth the squeeze

>>558661151
dung will just keep rotting away while the rest of the game gets updated
literally no one likes training it the normal way either
and like you said, it's not really worth updating unlike construction

it can be a really good minigame with some good rewards though but as a skill it was always a failure

We are so back.

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/road-to-restoration---grand-exchange-improvements

>>558667480
blog post literally saying nothing

hahahha guys we are so back!

it's over.

>>558551380
>fighter torso
nobody has even thought of that item in centuries

Just been grinding mining in f2p! Can't get membership as Jagex declines my debit card for no reason.

If rs3 is back then why is my anal sphincter stretched out?

just did the osseus and soul searching quests and man, so many of these newish quests are literally 30 second quests. how lazy.

>>558552859
how do i get to karamja

>>558695174
just keep walking north, i believe in you.

>>558298325
As a mostly-OSRS player who liked the idea of playing RS3 but never stuck around for longer than 3 weeks due to dailies and auras, this change seems to be good. Could anyone here tell me if this change is actually good or is it bait for newbies like myself?
I have been interested in retrying rs3 with all the news

Man, what a day! I logged into Runescape and instantly I discovered a fat Jagex cock had slithered up my rectal passage! Pesky blighter! So I dug it out with a silver fork. But as I was cleaning off my fork in a nearby river wouldn't ya know it! The beastly devil was back! Jammed itself all the way up my ass in a blink of an eye it did. Cor Blimey! You just can't relax for minute in Runescape without a Jagex dick wrangling its way up your poo chute!

>>558710486
Most auras are just "do thing x% better" with no mechanical depth.
It's good for noobs in the sense that there was no way to obtain them other than being subscribed for long periods of time so your brand new account isn't at a disadvantage.

when jagex accounts were created they said they would be mandatory soon. but it's been like 3-4 years now and they're still optional.

>>558567150
wut?

>>558719797
You know I really thought I would be safe do some mundane activity like running laps of the gnome agility course. Just clicking away grinding up levels like a good boy. But half way through one lap I noticed a nearby bush moving around and shaking. In that moment I knew what was coming and I was not wrong. Yup. You guessed it. Out jumped Big Daddy Jagex and the next thing I knew was there was a hot load of sticky Jagcum injected up my tight tender little bum hole. Couldn't walk straight for a week. But what was worse I didn't complete the lap so missed out on the xp.

>>558690140
https://runescape.wiki/w/Quests#Bottle_quest

I've determined that RuneScape has one of the worst "trial periods" of any MMO I've played. At no point have I felt like Jagex has been trying to give me an enjoyable experience in hopes that I would like the game enough to give them money and access the full package. The entire time I've felt like a second class citizen constantly being mocked and having dirt kicked in my face and I have to pay a gang extortionist to be left alone so I can do what I want to do.

>>558721032
no shit

trying to fight the urge to try this game for the 5th time...

>can't log into rs3 while also being logged into my UIM on osrs
well fuck that

>>558754834
>UIM
I don't think you'd find RS3 mind numbing enough for your taste anyway.

Its the same old story. You know how it goes. You are just innocently going about your Runescape grind as usual, minding your own business, bothering no one, harming nothing, when all of a sudden Big Daddy Jagex jumps out from behind a bush and fucks you up the ass. You have every right to be annoyed. He doesn't even say "please" or 'thank you".

>>558755589
that's needlessly reductive. Do I need to bond up a different account to play both?

>>558756648
Yes

>>558754834
pls understand smol indie dev servers very expense tank u

Just delete auras and don't replace them with anything, it's that simple.

delete auras but put them in the astrology skill, tie astrology with observatory and clues

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what is this blue spinny?

>>558791053
Don't touch that, it makes mustard gas.

>>558791760
is that why they didn't give it an examine text?

>>558560870
for me it was the fourth, after the osrs wiki, then the osrs wiki again for some reason and then a reddit thread.

>>558795765
im more mortified that the wikia isnt completely dead and buried at this point

Logged into Runescape and am genuinely surprised I did not get a Jagex dick shoved up my asshole so I....what?...OH NO!...OMG!....No! NOOOOO! Please no Big Daddy Jagex! That's where my poo comes out! NOOOOO!
Eeeeeeeeee!

>>558799050
What's preventing whoever edited that one to just wipe all the content?

>>558800448
wikia terms and conditions. they own whatever content was contributed to it.

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page 10

>>558811905
We can chill on page 10 for hours.
Where's your ability bar?

>>558812158
1) I like legacy combat. Especially for Chaos Elemental.
2) Don't think I ever set up F2P bars.
3) My interface layouts are all smooshed about because I have a higher resolution monitor than when I played last. (Why in the world would I put the debuff bar in my chatbox?)

>>558812883
>1) I like legacy combat. Especially for Chaos Elemental.
Addendum: I have yet to start necromancing so maybe that will effect my current opinion.

I began leveling up my necromancy a while ago. I was sort of surprised how easy it was. All the long hard hours I put into leveling up the other combat skills seems like a waste now. All the millions of gp I spent on range, melee and mage gear also seem to be a huge waste. So I checked my anus. And yeah, sure enough there was a big fat jagex cock shoved all the way up there. Well color me pink! What a surprise! Although I guess I should have expected as much.

i am locked in on my runescape adventure

i made an rs3 main, an rs3 hardcore ironman, an rs3 competitive group ironman

an osrs main, an osrs hardcore ironman, an osrs hardcore group ironman, an osrs ultimate ironman.

yep, i'm thinking we're back.

>>558823926
i am locked in on jagex's cock

i made an rs3 main, an rs3 hardcore ironman, an rs3 competitive group ironman, all so I can get assfucked harder by BDJ

an osrs main, an osrs hardcore ironman, an osrs hardcore group ironman, an osrs ultimate ironman becasue I can never get enough jagex cum squirted up my ass

yep, i'm thinking I am going to enjoy riding all that dick.

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>Q
so whats a maxstack look like these days?

>>558826275
You will never see it because the current max stack is more than there is gp in the entire game..

>>558826952
sure, i'd also never see one because i'm a shitter
but in theory whats the max number now if not 2.1b?

>>558827228
You can put 2,147,483,649,147,483,647 in the pouch, trade, and GE but an inventory slot is still limited to 2.1B

>>558827387
now that's a proper integer
shame they cant use Q again for quint though

How does bonus experience work? I figured it would just be a multiplier until I gain that amount but I have 3k Prayer bonus exp and I'm still getting the normal 4.5 for burying bones.

>>558838532
It's a members-only feature except during Double XP events

>>558842972
>members only feature
>given by a f2p quest
Jagex jewery is something else.

>>558843451
No surprise that the game has been in decline for the past decade. More than you'd expect considering the stagnant genre at least

bump

another bump has been made

You know what just occurred to me?
None of these moves are actually to appease the players. None of it was actually voted on or even really discussed. The closest they got was rolling back pick pocketing when it was especially dumb. None of the changes really benefit the player either, beyond letting people pretend that they're playing "the right way" now that there's no alternative.
But it does make the player numbers seem higher than it would otherwise be by pretending to be big changes that people "voted on" and should check out (were so back!!), and would more or less force people that do actually decide to level to spend time leveling instead of relying on lamps from mtx to level instead and thus make player engagement higher. All of which would look good to prospective buyers looking for an "established" and "popular" mmo/ip to buy.

I just got my explorer ring. Please clap.

>>558865875
The cosmetic toggle appeases me and I'm sure newfags will appreciate the skilling changes they made to make thieving tolerable.
One reason why I didn't train thieving on my alts is because of how miserable it is.

>>558867872
Get yourself a ring of vigour and turn it into a passive and then I'll clap.

>rs3 is more hardware intensive than space marine 2
literally how

>>558872090
Small indie company please understand

>>558872187
HOW is rs3 ultra graphics harder to run than dragons dogma 2, HOW

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*cums in your cup of tea*

>>558872460
What? You must be getting throttled somewhere. RS3 runs just fine on ultra for me. DD2 frequently dips down to 30-40 FPS in certain areas even without maxed settings because the engine is dogshit and Capcom needs to start using something else already because it clearly can't handle large-scale games.
>>558868021
>Get yourself a ring of vigour
I can't that's members content.

>>558872460
just don't play ultra if your pc can't handle it
I'm running 144 fps with medium graphics on my 5 year old laptop with no dedicated gpu
rs3 optimization isn't that bad compared to most slop these days

>>558872090
>comfy osrs ironman thread on /v/
>consider booting up osrs and seeing all the differences from rs3 while comfily ironing men
>doesn't run in browser like rs2
oh the times they are a changing

I am becoming a master of tanning hides. Consistently getting over 7k per hour.

>>558880685
>At peak efficiency, 60,000 dragonhides can be tanned in an hour
Uuhm...
also we have machines for that.

>>558883812
Whoops I'm retarded and tired I meant 7k per portable crafter.

>>558611492
me when i see dang

>>558872090
The game doesn't even look that great but makes my GPU go crazy and sound like a jet engine.

>>558552859
that explains why the one time I stopped by that thread to ask about starting an osrs account was met with schizophrenic vitriol

Runescape makes my anus live in fear

>>558901450
train def

>>558909602
No. That will not make any difference. What he needs is a silver fork.
Only a silver fork jammed up your butt delivers adequate protection against the monstrous Jagex whopper.
The trick is to insert the fork the right way. Noobs often get this wrong. The handle must be inserted first so the sharp pointy tines of the fork are facing outwards. That means any attempt by Big Daddy Jagex to enter your most private orifice is met with a row of needle-like prongs. Some players refer to this as the "Phalanx Defense", named for the ancient Greek military tactic of arranging soldiers in a solid mass with their long spears facing the enemy.
This phrase became famous during the so called "Battle of the Chaos Altar" when a group of heroic runescape players ventured out into the Wilderness to do mighty deeds but were ambushed by Big Daddy Jagex. Fearing for their anal virginity the players quickly closed ranks and jammed make-shift forks up their asses.
Bits of broken planks, tree branches, some even used the fractured bones of long dead players.
"Form a Phalanx" was the battle cry!
The defense held.

In the first ever instance of repelling the gargantuan monster whopper of Big Daddy Jagex the players were able to save their tight tender little anal openings from the vile depravity of Jagex.
It was a glorious victory.
...while it lasted.
The players involved were all later permanently banned by Jagex on some entirely fabricated charges of real world trading.
Nevertheless their sacrifice was not in vain.
A cult grew around the glorious "Battle of the Chaos Altar" with devotees forging silver forks to honor the deeds of their fallen heroes.
Thus "The Shining Fork Path" was born.
Word quickly spread. Desperate players in sore relief from the constant Jagex ass ravagings took up silver forks and jammed them up their asses.
Some shoved them up the wrong way, but enough succeeded with the correct insertion to guarantee the survival of the "Shining Fork Path"

>less dailyscape
>combat rework
>"this will make the game more fun"
>still have to grind each boss 9001 times for the codex grind

>>558721032
good

>>558932213
Hahaha! Yes! Yes!
Keep your face down in the dirt grinding while BIG DADDY JAGEX sneaks up behind you and then "delivers" a MASSIVE load of his HOT STICKY JAGEX JUICE up your ass!
Snigger!
Giggle!
Tee Hee!

Today I will reach mining level 99 almost entirely from mining Iron.

>>558960285
it's not 2007 any more, mine something else

>>558961440
But I bought 100k spirits and I have to use them.

Make amascut a solo boss.

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>"Road to Redemption"
>everything is made worse.

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Still no Hazelmere's, by the way.

>>558986359
i got one back in 2019 from abby demons

>>558932213
My hope was that they'd make unlockable abilities less necessary or easier to get
I guess it's not such a big problem in Mainscape but holy fuck it ruins ironman so much
it's such a bad design to have rare unlocks that completely and permanently change abilities on your account
if the goal is to make the game easier to understand that's the opposite of what they should do
every ability on every account should function the same fucking way or be accessible relatively easily
even the retarded WoW devs understand this

>>558986268
better
literally everything is better now

>>558986268
WTF? I didn't know BDJ wore a dress!

>>558986268
wtf i am JACKING OFF to this image so hard right now because it makes my penis very big and hard?!?!

>>558986268
Holy curly cunt hairs! Does this mean getting ass fucked by Jagex is not gay????
RUNESCAPE IS SAVED!
Oh boy! I cant wait to log in and get my ass fucked

>>558986268
We've never been more back.

>>559045783
We've never had more packed in the back.

Anyone got that chibi zaros floating in the void image? Lost mine in the void.

Today I will level Strength and Attack to 50

Is the OSRS general gone? Do.. do I just talk about OSRS here??

>>559065691
It's been added to the ban on sight list for mods.

>>559065895
Lmao for real? I'm kind of glad, those people who were constantly in the general should be on a list.

>>559065691
>>559065895
Every time someone here claimed that osrs general was banned or gone I checked the catalog and it was there >>559038143

>>559066750
So is it just /osg/ that's banned or what?

>>559066750
Anon they keep changing the name for a reason.

yall gettin any rain up your way?

>>559073742
Nope I'm getting fish though. Going for level 50.

>>559012253
So long as its in Runescape. Yes! You can jack off to this!
Now you receive a girl cock all the way up your ass, wiggle around and squeal like a bitch, take a fat load of Jagex jam, and you are not gay at all!

>>559073742
I don't need rain I use growth potions.

is there any real reason to use the masterwork sword over the spear? I know the sword has better stats but honestly it feels really undewhelming compared to the longer bleeds
did I get got?

>>559076325
If it's not in the pvme upgrade list isn't not worth using.

>ammo changes
>makes ranged cancerous unless you're a member
Are they actively trying to sabotage player retention? I don't understand it.

so uhhh in what way are the other styles as streamlined as necro now?
still looks like necro is the easiest one to go with

>>559085579
>not being a member 2026

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We are so back.

>necromancy buffs
Let's fucking go

>>559073742
blue skies and sunshine
springtime is here and with it the bugs

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>>558986268
We're actually back to where we were before in terms of monthly player count.
I agree with most of the changes, but the problem is that the majority of people who cared already left and moved on, so you can't just rope them back in by fixing the game

>>559086739
necromancy was heavily nerfed by today's removal of combat auras.

>>559086059
my last bond cost 23m

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>>559091068
There's new people coming in though.

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>>559094764
fucked by BDJ again!

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>no OSRS general
based
anyway almost there bros! going to make my torture any day now :)

>>559074990
praise mod blkwitch!!!

>>559098162
anime girl sex........

>>559098162
I wouldn't mind her girl dick if you know what I mean.

>>559094764
Don't care, more adrenaline, more fun.

>>559091068
I'm very interested in playing at the end of the year when they finish most of the clean up stuff on the road map. I imagine the second leagues will also draw lots of people in as well to see what changed since last year

Melee is awesome, and Bloodlust is based.
Ranged still feels great, feel like I haven't optimized it yet.
Magic seems the same. Just more tools and different ways to emulate what we were already doing.

>>559110091
Getting dicked down by girl cock is awesome, and anal stretching is based.
Having my ass rammed still feels great, feel like I haven't learned to relax enough yet
Jagex jizz seems the same. Just more sticky and takes longer to drip down my legs.

>>559110091
Apparently ranged is buggy in that arrows aren't being picked up even with eva and using more stuff than intended. You will use like 4k mech chins in an hour for instance.

>New skulls CD means conservation of energy isn't borderline mandatory
>Fury of the small and impatient perk actually working on the necro auto now
>Ultimatums buffs skulls even further
WE'RE SO FUCKING B-
>No auras
>Other combat styles buffed even harder
>Still 4th place, now by a wider margin
...ACK

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>>558812158
alright i made a f2p bar now that all my old bars are a mess
judge and disparage at your leisure

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>Jagex started fixing the game right after I quit
I will continue to not play the game. You're welcome