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* (It crawls into the thread.)

>>558864293
*it shits on it’s apple scented eyestalks*

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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

So did Chara ever Save and Load in the underground

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Personal creations anchor! Reply to this post with your latest work!

>>558864360
*pays in three digital buckethead pikes *

>>558864364
If they were able to I think at least Asriel would've mentioned something about it
Saving and Loading might be something that only became a thing after the CORE was built

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>>558864434
>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,
>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST
>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS
>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES
>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT
>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE
>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE
>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM
>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!
>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES
>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!
>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!
>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!

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Spamton my belampton

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Artistic Anons, what program do you use for drawing? I just got a drawing tablet for free but never really drew anything on PC before

>>558866104
I use Krita, there's a decent amount of options and tools there, figuring out some interface details may be tricky initially, but afterwards it's smooth sailing.

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>>558866218
Thanks, I'll check it out

>>558865680
The guy just can't stop himself from having affairs with deities

>>558866104
I used to use firealpaca when I drew on a computer before I got my tablet.

>>558866104
I like Clip studio paint

When does it happen?

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>>558864142
Hooman!

>>558867620
When does what happen man

Newsletter tomorrow
ARG update tomorrow

>>558867693
Suspicious white bars

>>558868035
frisk has four nipples

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>>558867847
calendaric spring is in 20 days.

>>558868134
That's why she got tossed down the hole

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSOKeSqM1Oc

how did the patience soul got to asgore? did a monster take it? why? the monsters in the ruins all follow toriel's beliefs right? was one of them rogue and wanted to kill the human? I imagine that was quite the drama given how it's stated some of the humans stayed with toriel for years which sounds like patience

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Fave has finally reached the caves in Mewgenics.

>>558868650
Just because Patience dropped their stuff in the Ruins that doesn't necessarily mean they died there
Maybe they just got some better equipment

how about "fave" shuts the fuck up and reach for my balls with their mouth?

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>>558866924
are there anymore gangsta spongebob edits?

>>558868830
it's this one, i think toby said none of the souls made it past asgore

>>558868830
idk I think the implications of the items is just to tell the player who died where
that's why its generally accepted that justice got the farthest

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>>558868163
yo kraut, Liquid Tasquefag may be good for /utg/, it will make the place toxic for vermin that don't like me anyway.

it's funny how anons can screech and be so secure a random tenna fangirl is me, but a clear fake me gets treated as if they were me. It's almost as if.... my time informing as volunteer for the NSA taught me things. One is that writing style is a clue but never legitimate evidence, let alone typing.
Anons got hubris in thinking they are on par with detectives and criminologists that mill over the data I collected. (stopped in 2022)

Dunning Kruger at play?

>>558868893
he did? so they all made it to Asgore but died? that's so weird

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>>558868970
who the fuck is liquid tasquefag?

>>558868951
logically justice had to have trashed their weapons in waterfall for bratty and catty to find, unless that dumpster wasn't emptied for 100 years

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>>558869120
you know the fake one? it's a reference to picrel lore

i need a moment to think this is all too weird cuz it makes sense...

>>558869193
sure, I never tripfagged like you said when I asked. I did try getting my old one but I forgot kek.

>>558869181
I just called him faquefag (like fake and tasque combined)
If you're going to call him liquid, you might just call him superfluous.

>>558869307
what? I'm talking about the idea of the souls having dropped their items and died somewhere else. I spent a whole decade thinking they died where the items where(the general area)

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>>558869308
topkek, I legit wonder why they do it.
Liquid Tasquefag is a better name for what lives in doomer now.
Oh, if you could look up the wonderfully weird world of gumball ''the distance'' when you have time you can see how I want us to be.

oh, deltarune related, yesterday I had a thought, what if you turn people into balls? say, Susie dies, you cut her up into a homogeneous slurry, dry that out and press her into an uniform ball. what would it be like?

>>558869458
oh that, or the items just circulated owners and someone tossed them? asgore ended them, that shopkeep got clover's gun for example.

I love fish

>tasqued potatoes pretender going into tryhard overdrive after the real one showed back up
never change /utg/

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>>558869630

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>>558869630
same

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>>558869653
oh you want proof I'm the real one?
Okay, so, thought I milled on, if wasps and bees where the universal world currency, how do you handle change? like how many bumblebees do I get for my Asian Giant Hornet? and, does the value drop if they are dead? as for breeding them so everyone can print money? how would that affect society? would people make frankenbees and wasps to increase the density of value so they can smuggle live ones in a bottle in their ass for the cartels? are fairy flies (the tiniest wasp) 1 cents? is wallace giant bee the prime specimen due rarity? I feel the breeding and hybrids make this system very libertarian and green, as bees are on the decline.

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Leaning on the kitchen counter besides Asgore as we watch the marshmallows on a rotating paper plate rapidly puff up to appropriate s'mores sizes, all the while he's wearing an expression of melancholic nostalgia as he tells a story about the time years back when he was teaching Asriel and Kris how to safely operate a microwave with their own set of s'mores until eventually he turned his back for but a moment as a work call came in only to find that they had placed the moving fork in with another batch and were subsequently given an impromptu lesson on fire safety (I tried to mend the fatherly yearning I had unintentionally spurred in him by having the idea in the first place with a hug and asking if he was okay, but he simply gave his best attempt at a warm smile before assembling his dessert with the promise he was alright). Leaning over to place my chin on Asgore's shoulder to hear what country music he's currently jamming out to through his headphones while perusing gardening supplies online (his desk is positioned to see the office door so no startling this time), soon after which I reach my left hand around to start softly caressing his ear hanging down below the earpiece (he seemed surprised at first, but actually leaned into it after a couple of strokes). Getting back from a lovely evening walk with Asgore to enjoy some cool early-spring air as we seat ourselves upon the first step of our front porch to enjoy the burning auburn sky past the trees, during which I scoot close enough to bring his arm across my chest in a hug before whispering that I love him and that I'm glad we can find these little moments to spend together (my paltry attempt at a romantic gesture was then immediately upstaged by him leaning over to kiss the top of my head and saying in that low hum he knows I love that he's lucky to share this beautiful world with me, upon the hearing of which compelled me to turn my face into his bicep to not show just how insanely hard I started blushing)

>>558869875
Yep it's him

why is tasquetard posting fucking gay and retarded things now.
i am okay with him being retarded but not gay AND retarded.

16% of the year has passed

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>>558868035
Kek. Got to censor hooman goods.

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>>558870653
a bit over 16,664% actually
we are 59 days into the year. that's 16,164~%
locally we are almost at 13:00 which i rounded down to 12:00 so i could confidentally add 0,5.

anyway 16% is 58 days and 6 hours in the morning.

please learn math.

>>558870974
i'm not a nerd, i use a website to tell me the number
do you feel your fave would be a good math teacher?

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>>558870974

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>>558871058
you are very susie-like.
except for the part where people say they like her, you are not that. nobody thinks that of you.

>>558871213
i found that funny and laughed, do you think that means it's true or that is not?

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>>558866104
I use MSPaint because I've used it too long to be comfortable in other programs

Guys I fell back asleep and just woke up can I have some more good mornings and headpats or no

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>>558869670
Not the kind of fish I love in particular, but still appreciated
>>558869765
That's the one
Kind of

>>558871396
>i found that funny
good.
glad we're on the same page.

Hello ladies. Look at your fave. Now back to me. Now back at your fave. Now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash, and switched to Old Spice, they could smell like they're me.

>>558871213
i like him a lot better than i like you, kwautsie-chan

>>558871574
that's good at least you will be entertained when your life will get even shittier

>>558866104
Krita like the other anon, but I gotta be honest some of the UI designs are my ass.

>>558871729
all things worse from here is [[FREEDOM]]

Nobody responded
To me because everyone hates me

Something has gone horribly fucking awry at every concievable level when threadshitters who contribute jack shit to anything make up 70% of discussion.

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>>558871841
Its a tough and mean world out there.

>>558871937
i contribute stuff. like… like….um

>>558871482
Good morning sleepyhead
*Kisses your messy hair/bald head*

>>558871939
I want it to be a soft and nice world…

>>558872029
Hehe yay

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>>558870974
use exact fractions if you get an irrational number when it's put into % broski.

did /utg/ get the news? the war against the Iranian apes is on.

Dess should give Kris lots of handjobs

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what if the mountain king will rule the mountain nation now?

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pick one

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>>558872220
*headpats

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>>558872220
What's the appeal of handjobs? It's something I can do myself, and I can do that shit way better than the girl, I got years of experience

>>558872179
the chance of me talking to a woman is high, i am using irrational numbers so they feel welcome because irrationality is in their blood.

59 days and 13/24th. or 1429/24th

>>558872270
Toriel so she can give me motherly handjobs

>>558872270
>ERRRRM just pick between oxygen or water dude

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I love my wife

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>>558872270
Spidor

>>558872270
>alphys
heavy
>undyne
loud and gay
>toriel
weird...
>muffet
im judging you personally
>mettaton
like a m and m you never know if this one has nuts

>>558872356
lmao good one

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>>558872270
Whoriel, but only cause Noelle isn't an option

>>558872468
It's a Tobysoft game all of them have nuts

>>558872270
mettaton should plap them all

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giwtwm

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>>558871482
Good morning! I always have time for headpats.

>>558871584
But I like favesmell.

find the image that looks different THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME

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>>558872270
Only one I desire

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*moves ass over the thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLukULBTbU&list=RDbbLukULBTbU&start_radio=1

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why does everyone want to fuck the british girl with bad teeth?

>>558872934
noelle is as american as its possible for a person to be

>>558872934
Pedophilia.

>>558873206
Kill.

>>558872345
it feels more personal than just sticking it inside of someone. atleast to me it does

>>558873262
... oral?

>>558872270
Spider.

>>558873064
>french name
>well-behaved
>not overweight
she is a french exchange student or canadian.
>>558873123
i don't quite think that's it.

>>558873206
Imagine if the final evolution looked like Super Saiyan Toby (Human form). What would the type be?

>>558873320
do you even know what kind of spider she is? you know, so you don't die.

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>>558873458

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>>558873634
sweet-toothed asshole.

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>>558873797

i want ralsei or asriel to become hitler and i want either of them to do things to me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GQt_Zan9AM
>Tasque Manager is Normal/Ground
Is this a bit

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>>558874190
give you a sense of belonging in a dire time of your life and unify your country and create marvels of technology and make you dodge poverty?

also "fuck them polish"?

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>>558874190

>>558874190
you want them to make everyone happy by killing themselves?

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Fluffy

>>558874389
Kraut just wants Hitler back so he can legally kill his demented mother

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>>558875146
pippshit anon, he's dead.
or had a very long vacation in argentina.

>>558874524
>The anon design
Meat?

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>>558873723

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>>558864429
girl why are you making that face?

>>558877935
Kris' "sword" just entered her "thorn ring"

The pokemon stuff is so forced literally dont even look alike

what a dead thread, did everyone move to /v/?

hey guys!

favegenicing it up rn

>>558878635
graveyard hours + new pokeslop announcements pulling attention

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>>558878635
It's 6am and 1/10th of the posts in this thread were made by an actual lumpy potato faced subhuman.
I don't know who you expect to be excited to show up to this mess of a thread.

>>558879313
I'm going to rape this flower

/utg/ wouldn't protect the original tasquefag from a potential grooming and Moot themselves knew Jeffery Epstein, coincidence?

>>558878635
But there's no /v/ thread up.

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>>558879605
>grows

>>558878635
currently shitposting over the Faveran attack

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>>558864429
i will now buy your videogame

>>558879165
Then fave must be alone and unprotected!

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>>558864429
:p

>>558879941
this will be toby dev team in 2013

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>>558880205
Damn this is awesome, love gunsmith cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMJhGLzmcCs

>>558880213
why is susie suffering from the bubonic plague?

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why do they hate each other

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>>558880642
I said 1/10th of the posts not 1/10th of the day.

>>558880730
two bitter wineaunts.

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Good evening fellow /utg/iggers

Famous Deltarune fan Khalameini is believed to be dead, having been murdered by the nation of Satan

>kraut can't read
Doesn't surprise me in the least.

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>>558880913
It's the not-deleted-quite-fast-enough post that surprised me, not the contents.
He almost got away with it.

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>>558880205
thanks :p-anon.

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Ral

>>558880559
I could use a fish like that
Like, right now

>>558880205
nice, why didn't make it say "gunsmith doe instead"?

>>558881146
i want to slap her belly and squeeze roe out of her cunt.

>>558880559
Im eternally jealous of undyne

>>558881216
i was gonna but i forgot whilst copying the text, i did put, probably wrong though, the japanese title with deer or so, so at least part of it was correct

>>558880205
You can tell Deltarune isn't a real Japanese property because it doesn't have any lovingly and meticulously rendered guns in it

>>558880730
They're both gay and homophobic

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>>558881345
The fandom is Japanese-ing it up

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>>558881575
>m.jpg

>>558880205
Excellent work. Top marks.

>>558881679
Stupid fucking chrome just downloads mobile images, im supposed to open up a new tab and delete the M and hit download everytime?
Absolute dogshit browser

>>558881345
true, those guys know attention to detail despite having the strictest gun laws.

>>558881679
Thanks

>>558869630
Does it feel like praying sometimes, when you imagine yourself look into her eye? Cause that's how I feel.

Pick a Fave and pray!

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Desert Punk is my favorite gun anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwkFoeG4HUI

>>558881880
That's literally what I do lmao.

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The roaring knight...

>>558882358
Im tired
I'm now realising half of my collection is m
What the fuck

why did tocky faux rape me?

>>558883118
ralsei... easy on the cake

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>>558883160
He casts his spells from body fat, it's good to keep reserves

>>558883118
Oh my
I wanna fondle his fluffy belly so bad

>>558875289
rent free

>>558882829
My condolences.

Kraut is the prime example of the pot calling the kettle black

>>558879880
This is how I find out oh my god bruh

>>558883403
I wonder if the Japanese fanbase has made any epic style Susie is Calling fan art

How can monsters bleed if they don't have blood???

>>558883885
I remember reading a theory that Susie was just full of red juice from the church that her body absorbed like a sponge because apparently monsters work like that, and it's till the funniest shit I've ever read on several levels.

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>>558882829
Sorry, anon. It just happens sometimes. Try finding the source and downloading from there.

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>>558883990

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Krisp (edible)

>>558883404
it's called "being right"

>>558884832
rent freeeeee

kris and susie
https://files.catbox.moe/biiwc5.webm

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I saw this piece credited as "4chan artist" on e621 and now I'm curious who it was

>>558885710
lol

>>558885751
I don't think this is one of our regulars, might be a /v/ delivery

What if Crash Bandicoot went to Deltarune and said "Whoa!!!" and spun into Ralsei launching him into the horizon

>>558886593
Which of the Fun Gang's heads would be floating tokens to collect?

>>558886393
I figured, that or /doe/ but I don't think they're that interested in carol

>>558885751
BOOOOOOOOOBBAAAAAAAAAAAA

utg died because you're not autistic enough to care about deltarune after all this time

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>>558886815
True, true...

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>>558886815

>>558886593
What if Yugioh went to Deltarune and yelled "PLAYTIME IS OVER!" and Lancer just plays Go Fish with the cards

Because the Smash Bros characters are toys Kris and Susie can never appear in it

>>558887390
Deltarune is a toy, though

>>558883521
Kraut is Black

Kris should be in smash bros

>>558887568
they could do like a downward slash and maybe a parry with their sword and charge a slash

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>>558887481
Frens

>>558887568
nah
unironically the best smash candidate is tenna
it avoids toby's autism, he's popular and he's already the most animated character from deltarune with enough reality warping powers that giving him a moveset should be easy

Dubious Favemon Favedex Entry

*blows off cold mist from finger gun*
Now that everyone's been snowgraved from this winter, it's time we remade /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACFgdjLh88

oh boy! world war 3!

>>558888413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nh6PG1jxTA

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fave wants israel and usa to get nuked

>>558888413
anons that say this are under the age of 20 btw

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>>558888413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZOlZs0u1_Y

>>558888747
let em enjoy the reruns

The hugs

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>Jeh Vihl
I have always said it as JEEvul

>>558889080
carnevil jeevil

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>>558886815
thread wouldn't entertain my autistic thirst for schizotheories or theories anyway.

all they do is bitch and post bad faves.
except undynefag.
i like that guy.

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>>558889340
You've been real quiet since you deleted that post earlier today.

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>>558888785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvz8S4blThk

I'd hold hands with Kris

>>558889447
i have a headache.

Deltarune ending leaked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f28yzBD6Vo
No im not the anon who posted kum susie tod shut up

Deltarune would be better if you had a text interface and could send commands and messages to Kris directly

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>>558888413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzvfY0d7kGg

>>558889893
Party Chat was an existing mechanic in 2000
Deltarune could never.

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>>558880205
hot and cute

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>>558882136
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe at times when I'm really lonely
I'd say it really depends on the circumstance. Because most of the time, it's just this wistful longing on the back of my mind

Wouldn’t it be nuts if it was revealed the Dark Worlds were actually the true state of things

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>sheath
>breath quickens around "swords"
toby confirming that kris is a cocksleeve slut who is built to be raped

>>558889893
>*I don't know how to "fuck goat"

>>558889893
Kris won't know how to "Make friends with Susie" but will happily "Throw baby"

>>558890847
Which is, incidentally, the first step to making friends with Susie

>>558890513
I just got a flashback to that OFF crossover.
>"What do I do, Player?"
>save goatbro
>"...I don't know what that means."
>okay um
>save the world
And I remember almost nothing else.

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I love chara and wish I could cuddle her.

>>558889893
you can't, because you can only do things the soul and kris want to do

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>>558891156

>>558888563
Fitting thumbnail, since Spammy also has an inhale attack.

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(actually good music)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH5z4B3-l2Y&list=RDRH5z4B3-l2Y&start_radio=1

>>558891257
>only the soul (player) AND Kris want to do
has interesting implications for snowgrave, especially given how Eram (John Mantle) says Kris doesn’t mind what they have done and probably likes the opportunity to blame the Soul for it.

>>558891558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlX42oVpFmM&list=RDOlX42oVpFmM&start_radio=1

>>558891618
>soul (player)
no, you're separate from it
it's a chara situation again, don't be deceived by fandom memes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Faves

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green apple

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>>558891790

That fat retard had his thread 404'd because nobody wanted to use it lmao
What a loser and complete outsider.

>>558891618
The take I like the most is that the more fucked-up options are Kris' intrusive thoughts that the Soul latches onto. If pushed, Kris follows through on them but feels terrible after the fact. Eram, being his dark side, kind of serves as a seducer to push him further over the edge.

>>558891915
and he's still using doomer's avatars to suck up to him

Could fave challenge the invincible samurai Miyamoto Musashi?

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>>558891123
This but include Frisk

>>558892127
I think what eram was getting at is that kris DOESNT feel terrible for those actions. He may not like the tangible results, but he shifts the blame to us so much that he does not personally feel responsible for it, and thus derives enjoyment from doing it without any of the guilt or regret. In truth he's only pretending to care, trying to convince himself that he doesnt want to see the people around him get hurt, but sooner or later he wont be able to hide that smile any longer

>>558892360
Alphys would show him anime and delight him enough with the little animated characters to avoid bloodshed
Undyne would unfortunately go directly to Undyne Isekai

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>>558892356
What's really funny is he's only obsessed about me because I, completely correctly and very accurately, figured out he was a gross weird person nearly immediately.
I clocked him hard.

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>>558892048
that was liquid tasquefag, I belong here because I say I do, I make my presence clear and nobody of the peasants could lay a scratch on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64PQZwjrF2E&list=RD64PQZwjrF2E&start_radio=1

tasquebrap is just doomerfag^2

>>558892684
I want to see his reaction when Fasque/Liquid Tasquefag comes around kek.

>>558892808
Your dad fucks dead deer.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768

There is no "player". The Soul is Kris, and the fanbase has been lying for years.

>>558892524
All these "Kris is literally the Devil" theories are really weird to me. He beats the shit out of the Soul on the Weird Route after we put the ring on Noelle, it's clear he doesn't like whatever's happening. Kris is a troubled kid at most, and the player can exacerbate it by picking at his dark impulses. Also, like I said, Eram is not a trustworthy character, he's the closest thing this game has to a demon, of course he would embellish the truth to make Kris flip.

Crusader of Jihad is slowly dying from God’s divine judgment upon his foul soul, praise be

>>558893093
knightkriskucks jobbed so they’re trying to salvage edgefagmaxx kris to the best of their ability

Kris is capable of being both a hero and a devil and the distinction between normal and weird routes is which side of them you cultivate
This of course leads to Toby's main point which is that the types of people who "just follow orders" or "just go with the flow" are scum

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Hollow man, hollow hand puppet
Where's the applause when you need it?

>>558893093
Thats why I said he's "Trying to convince himself". He's someone who wants to be better, whos tired of living like that (assumedly). But that in itself doesnt change who he is. A sadist doesnt suddenly dislike violence because they want to stop liking it. A drug addict doesnt stop craving that hit just because they locked away the needle. We're abusing that, we're denying him his chance at redemption by shoving his shit back in his face, telling him that he's still the same dickhead who abuses the fears of his friends for a cheap laugh. Without giving him his chance to grow, you prove to him that all he really needed was an excuse to keep being who he once was