Someday we will all be free from the tyranny of our ohimba oppressors…

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Red Desire followed Vodka.

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>>558923762
>alternatives
>oboba oppressors
>filthy n*ngen
nyoooooooo.....

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An apple a day keeps the rapist away

>>558924293
If Shion became my oppressor, I’d be okay with it even if she hit me sometimes…

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Shion could only rape a gay man, because I don't believe there is a straight man that would say no to her.

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>>558927327
-ack!

>>558927327
The spirit may be willing, but the flesh is weak and easily bruised.

I'm going to commission rulership instant loss 2koma, any request?

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sssssssseeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>558929221
Will it be NSFW?

Dreams not coming with a scenario-only aptitude bonus for the required races like L'Arc had is super annoying

>>558929641
Yeah, but I have too many ideas in my head and can't decide on one.

>>558929221
Forced to dress like gyaru like her mother.

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>>558929221
tries her hand at (lewd) fantasy VR, instant loss to orc gangbang with one of them sitting on her face cumming between her tits

>>558929221
>Jerking/shlicking each other, whoever cums first loses
>Penis over eyes, instant cum
>Classic mating press

>>558929221
Strip. Poker.

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ウマオオオオ has 3 slots. Apply in-game or reply with your ID for an invite if interested.

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New player here, how do I proceed if I want to pull Forever Young?

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>Umalator turned into a brainwashing device
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>558932504
just roll

>>558932728
Maybe Tracen should consider getting non-Satono umalators...

Is PUMA recruiting this month?

Alright, so Ebayan really is human right level for this scenario, huh?
My score jumped from around low UB to UA4 to 9 by just by having her in my deck.

>>558932915
Why would they not use umalators from one of their largest sponsors that are provided free of charge?????

>>558933313
That's my feeling so far.
Might change if we get another strong Scenario Link general purpose card in the next month.

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Puma bros, what happened?

I've been running parent runs in the new scenario and consistently getting fewer whites than in onsen. Is this normal or just me being lucklet?

>>558933539
i carried

>>558933539
I was farming bond points

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>>558923762
Have you heard about your future trainee and savior?

>>558933614
Nah, it was me.

>>558933887
Getting saved (noconsentual) by my trainee...
Wonder what her trainers deal is gonna be

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Current odds for the Tulips Sho.
Coney and Kawada are third favourite.

>>558929221
>start with Ruleship asserting that she won’t lose to trainer’s cock
>instant cut to her climaxing on his dick for the XXth time
>have her stomache bulge a bit if you’d like

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What a guy.

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>>558934162
Rooting for the NAR Heroine Sakidoritokken

>>558933539
The power of x3 bond points and bond 11 casuals.

>>558936641
Aitore is an extremely dedicated man. No surprise Ai fell so hard for him

>>558936660
>didn't even show up on the interesting runners by the JRA
What an insult.

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SEX CAFEEEEEEE

>>558937775
>5th Anniversary
>What a party eh, fellow torena?
>Wait, what anniversary are we supposed to be celebrating anyway?

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>>558937775
I love this lifeform so much.

>>558938246
Such a retarded specimen
How fascinating

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I hope they make more nuis.

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>>558939596
I need more kuripans

uh what's the most generalist speed support that isn't ai at this point?
do i have to go back in time even farther if i dont have SiL?

I'm trying to make a mutant Almond Eye that can win the BC sprint, but she naturally has no aptitudes for Sprint or Dirt. What's the best parent setup for genes for getting 2 new aptitudes onto her? Should I go 9* Dirt/9* Sprint? Or something else?

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Just want Forever Young to return safely bros. It sucks that the Dubai Turf lineup is crazily good but that pedo goy had to ruin the hype.

>>558940078
>No Museum Mile vs Jantar Mantar vs Gaia Force vs Ombudsman
That sucks

>>558939743
It might have been El? SiL's sashi/oigomi. At this point, it might be better to just abandon the skill aspect and go with Teio to get max speed gain instead.

>>558939753
>9* Dirt/9* Sprint
You could do this, but what you're trying to accomplish is a tall order, since both of those are G and raising more than one aptitude is already hard enough with the RNG based on several factors.
You could also just buy ウマプラン and get what you want all the time with any character.

>>558940078
>>558940169
are they actually cancelling? it's a whole month away, nothing ever lasts more than a week anymore.

>>558939753
>reverse Urara challenge
Might be interesting.

>>558939743
Probably SiL
>No SiL
Uhh, Larc El? They did just add her to the bluetix shop. But if you have maxed Teio or Air Groove it might be better to just run them and forfeit the skills instead for the card effects.

>>558940337
Unless the track gets hit or most of the racers drop out i doubt they will cancel

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That girl ain't right.

>>558940337
They won't unless there's a keiba hating fag in iran that specifically sends a missile meydan's way. But I think fewer overseas competitors would be coming even if they open up the airspace soon

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clueless trainer: MOMMY AND BOYFAGGOT THREESOME WOOOO

>>558940319
>spoiler
i couldn't understand how it worked anyway

>>558940710
imma be honest her haircut looks like the barber fucked her shit up

>>558940337
Well the owners need to make their decision early before shipping their horses ~1 week prior the race

I found an actual guide to min-maxing in BD, will post in the next OP.

>>558944784
Post it naow.

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Even Rijicho can't make this feel special
>>558945051
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing

>kigi draw gentil and Still 3P
>still didn't get fucked

fking gay...

>No Ai ギフト vocal
CYGAAAAAY.

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gurunee-san's genes...

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>MCR Shakur
A month of torment

>>558946165
I fucking love shakur

>>558940258
>>558940586
yeah i guess i'll just stick to using teio/guru nee
i'll still be borrowing the 'meta' MLB stam that i don't have at all and i don't want to waste selectors/rainbow stones on a 0 lb one

>stego visits from the monthly ticket
Hell yeah

>>558936660
>descended from seeking the pearl
huh

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>>558945326
Wanna switch? I'd rather have more Bright in my life.

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The urge to smash yanko umanko grows stronger.

Think of Shin

>>558948054
nyo

Is there complete info on how the new spurt mechanic works yet?

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This girl is genuinely autistic. Still the most normal triple tiara so far though.

>>558948507
if it wasn't for her salty tryhard attidute, Ai would be fairly normal girl.

Never expected that she is capable of taking care other people without bragging it. Except for the part of dealing Fusupan.

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why she is looking at me like that?

>>558949058
you probably have a vodka t-shirt on

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>didn't even want the Triple Tiara, she just wanted to beat Lala
>her only goal is to win
While I admire how dedicated she is to winning, I feel really bad for Lala and any other girls with actual, deeper reason for running the tiara races. Their once in lifetime dream is about to be crushed by Ai simply because she can.

>>558949058
mentally ill horse

>>558949408
She's such a fucking bully bros...

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>>558949524
Excuse me, she's a mystic.

>>558949408
remider she had fun beating up her juniors. truly a pyscho.

>>558949619
sorry thats my bad
mentally ill mystic horse

>>558949540
bullying my penis

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>>558949883
And she spent her day off beating her friends. I'm surprised she even have any friends when she's like this.

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>>558950273
>ai drags you into a competition for nights nonstop because she can’t win

>>558950273
>ai spent her day off beating her friends
truly more anal than Still, Gentil and Ramonu combined. lmao

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>>558949408
>head empty, only winning

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>>558950867
>Almond Eye, I've heard that you aim to enter the Oka Sho. You are a strong runner with potential to become the next Triple Tiara winner, so tell me, why do you run?
>I just want to win :DDDDDDD
>............huh? Is that it?
Even dad was baffled.

>>558950598
>Ramonu: obsessed with racing
>Still: obsessed with love
>Gentil: obsessed with power
>Ai: obsessed with winning
So what’s Tact?

>>558951386
camping

Senpais, when did they add hidden inherit skills like ビュービュー?

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>>558951386
>>558951428
Hunting.

>>558951386
tact is obsessed with (me)

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Indy Champ won

Coney marked Alankar the whole race but got blocked as she was trying to break from the outside. Very unfortunate.

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>dupe halloween cringe from a 3* ticket
>newma from a 2* ticket
Not bad

LEBENSSTIL COMING IN FROM THE BACK

>>558952806
What back, he was behind hades the whole time. But that was some forceful riding by tosaki, opening that block

>>558952913
I misread the number and thought he was further behind than he actually was

>Coney got 13th
I hope she's alright.

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Why she so fucking smug lmao

I Was Kicked From My S+ Rank Circle So Now I Live A Slow Life Making Sports Shoes (And Occasionally Sashes) With My Former Trainees

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real

>>558954565
She has received word from the 3 goddesses that she is guaranteed to win. So she's waiting to destroy her competition.

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Cool, I guess.

>>558951434
last year

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>1.0 odds
>wins

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>>558955237

It's such a juxtaposition seeing how goofy and lighthearted the Uma in America winning live is in comparison to how I actually feel about this damn country.

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>>558955953
USA in umaworld must be less tense than IRL...

yet wars still happened anyway.

>>558933887
sssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxx

Ai has lost to ToreASMR for the 9th straight time

>>558955953
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Well, if it can make you feel any better there's this little game that always makes me smile. Why don't you give it a try?

It's about counting off as many words that begin with a specific sound as you can.
Maybe the long oo sound this time, like so:
Oof.
Ooze.
Oops.
Shit, what else is there? Oo. Oo, Ooooooo...

U U U U U U U U U U U U UMA
U U U U UMA
UMA IN AMERICA

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finally an actual no AIslop umanko of Hope and Fami...

although artist fk it up and Hope's boobs are too flat

>>558957316
She'll win next time. It's not like she keeps intentionally losing so she can challenge her trainer over and over again or anything.

whenever i see lala i want sex

>>558957506
I fucking hate you.

>>558958083
Would you prefer smug Kyoto lala, or broken by Ai lala?

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>>558959401
Smug kyo-onna broken by torena Lala

>>558959479
Who would win in a trainer enslavement race, Ai or Lilac?

>>558959589
Orfe would probably summon the whole Stego gang if (you) actually tried that.

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Vodka...

I am happy Taisei Vogue winning Tulip sho, I always believed she has potential after her run at Hanshin JF. looking forward to see her Classic run
but man, seeing nips shitting on Contrail's child is kind of funny.
he doesn’t have a single classic runner among his offspring yet, even though he’s been bred with high-quality mares from Shadai.

it would be funny if Blaenavon performed well in the Spring stakes and went on to run in the Satsuki sho.
Indy Champ is a really underrated sire. his kids have delivered solid performances so far, hope his kids keep doing well in the future.

>>558929221
Singular panel of aftermath pregnancy.

>>558957736
This artist always nerfs the tits.

>>558954683
ive read/seen enough of this slop to know the shoes mc makes give speed boosts

any clubs accepting sweepers next month

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>>558958259
You're welcome burgeranon.

>>558962413
>Epipipipi completely unrepentant compared to the Kita version of this comic

Tacto, your slut dad...

>>558960907
If Indy Champ failed as a sire, stego lineage is done...

Globalbab question, when does affinity get changed to only count for G1 wins? If this update happens early, will it still be worth making parents in MANT instead of just URA?

>>558962413
That's my boy.

>>558962413
proud of you son

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It's like I'm really playing iM@S.

>>558933887
Crown!?

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>>558960907
>Mare quality 3 times as high as the others
>On average only produce 1.26x better kids
Yeah not looking that good...

>>558962742
>when does affinity get changed to only count for G1 wins?
What? Nothing changed, G1s boosting parent compatibility has been in the game since launch.

>>558960907
People are just desperate for a successor to Pui.

>>558963329
Currently all graded races count in global I believe, then apparently an update changed to only G1s boosting compatibility.

>>558963329
nta but I think he means the change where G1s give more compatibility but G2s and G3s stop giving it entirely

>>558959479
>Keep cucking her race for no reason
>Snapped and now tries to steal her trainer out of spite
Ai...

https://youtu.be/evayysKQ-mY

>>558963606
>bouquet keeps dying

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I need healing...

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>>558963546
Ai is like Jason Voorhees, but instead of killing Lala, she just shows to upstage her at everything. There's no reasoning with her, you can't stop her, you can't escape her, and, worst of all, you don't even know why she's doing this.

>>558964385
She can fix me...

>>558964616
But you're not even broken...

>>558964713
If you would please refer to the link...

https://youtu.be/aYErFMmDBb8?si=FAxbpocpHuk0suOV

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>>558963606

>>558965585
Delete this

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Yami Vacchi...

>>558965585
Why did she do it, bros?

>>558965661
>Rulership
>アニメ版
Which one is the angel and which one is the devil?

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>>558965585

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first time running air bags after months of dropping her because she didn't give me her wedding outfit.
also my first run in her 3 star form, and one of her events had me relieving her of her stress in my apartment
what the fuck? why is rudolf enabling torenarape?!
isn't she StuCo president?!?!?!
seriously, it feels ooc for an upstanding student to allow, and even encourage such a thing

>>558966725
oops, wrong thread

https://x.com/pakatube/status/2028062136916947005

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As an anon said, perfectly valid crashout. Now I want Lala so I can give her the tiara she deserves.

>>558965585
AAAIIIEE

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Epiiiiii

>>558967468
I wonder how inflated and skilled up Ai will be in Lala's campaign. Because she basically curbstomps the entire competition that classic round.

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Look at evil Cheval

SUS

Maru-chan why.... why kill Bouquet...

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Sasuga Aamondo Aiiiiieee.

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Apple time again?

>>558973604
SEX

Romantic warrior running in QE2C before the final leg of triple crown, which will help him defend the earnings leader even if ebayan wins DWC. Some talk about saudi next year but take that with a grain of salt

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Orfe, your beautiful daughter...

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>>558973817
It is always slender uma sexo time.

poor bouquet.....

>>558974132
Does Lalatorena need to go questing on behalf of her daddy Orfe to secure her hand in marriage?

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>>558974347
He must rise through the Stego mafia family ranks to officially enter a relationship with the daughter of the boss' son.

bouquet is so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzEMFhpfFtw

Bouquet POV is healing

>>558977081
Lala-chan you cunning woman... how could you

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I want to fuck this apple

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I want to fuck this bird

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AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIiiiiiii

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evil...

Ai being terrible at controls is very funny

https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2028074322372514025

LOL

>>558968065
Why does Kaneko refuse the call? We need her.

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Trainer is sooo fucked

>>558922850
she's so bad at video games.. it's funny how the fanarts are real

https://x.com/syrmaumauma/status/2028065290718982258

ohimba...

>>558978652
>the next generation is just going to be spe again

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>>558978869
We get to use this pic more than once now.

>>558979585
ai being a "pleasant" yandere with a bad gaming and sore loser as a personality.. god I'd love to bully her in games

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FUCK

>>558980493
GOD I LOVE OHIMBAS

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THE STRONGEST IN THE EAST AND THE WEST

https://x.com/ccc_mofu/status/2028071512172036311

bros lala is so cute

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Lelouship

Labubuship

>>558988725
Lelouch uma soon

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globalfag here how many carats does a new player receive? I want MLB forever young

>>558991616
Use a rental deck and do an auto run on some of the new scenarios.
You'll be swimming in jewels.

>>558992740
ok tx

>>558991616
If you manage to class up in TT (basically just wait a week) , you'll get enough for pity just from adding umas to the 2nd row and ranking up

Nice, AiTore can simply avoid umapyoi by betting against Ai in video games during heat season
Don't think he'll say no though

>>558979585
I bet she tilt queues like crazy in bronze/silver ranks and takes it out on her trainer

Please in 4 years never merge with us, it's just not worth it.

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bouquet was so cute...

>>558997917
Assuming you're still playing this RNG torture game by then.

https://x.com/Kin40519_Love/status/2028084133201920360

I just wanna melt

>>558997525
She'll simply straight up rape him after a day or two.

>>558998504
Doing so would just mean she admits to losing

>>558999019
Yes, and he'll still be raped and she'll still say it's all his fault.

>>558999019
>>558999592
maybe toreina "loses" if he cums first or some shit
idk

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Why is whors like this???

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>>559000540
The need to take the initiative

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Here's our divegrass group for the upcoming Ladies Night, first match is against /1999/ on Saturday.

>>559002458
Kill /1999/

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Nyo...

>>558932210
5 slots open now. Cleaned up the applicant list, if you applied without indicators on your profile, please reply with your ID for an invite instead.

>>559002458
Surely we'll get our revenge against /1999/ right?

>>559013156
Dacchi, I...

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Fusapan was literally designed to impregnated.

>>559017693
You’re not supposed to actually do the JC Ohimba: Teen Pregnancy Derby…

>>559018121
his trainee forced him

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That took too long.

>>559020705
what do you mean you didn't have a gorillion ninjillion statues lying around to do that at any time?

For the Oonige/Senkou comp, do you need to minmax the Oonige or is it okay for them to just be happy to be there in the race?

Made it in time.

>>559021541
Might as well minmax the Oonige. The problem is that's a lot of effort so most people's "minmaxing" of Oonige is a debuffer.

>>559023652
i'll turn ur fuckin NUTZ into a jiggie if you get the wrong thread again

https://litter.catbox.moe/04nsc3.png

Ebimanko momitai!

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Hello UmaJP, globab here
I'm sure you guys are aware of botting/auto tools that work better (I assume) than the game's own auto mode, but are you aware of any bans for it's usage?

This is my first cygames game, but I hear talk from veterans that they do squash bot/external tool users (heard it for gbf), and apparently these bans come in waves like steam's vac bans.
Have you heard of such things happening in Uma? Have you tried these tools yourself?

>>559024978
Outside of some top CN circles nobody here really uses bots to farm fans, so we can't really help you there. And from what I know some globalbabs already got banned for using them, so don't.

>>559024978
They were apparently catalogued way back when, mainly players from china taking advantage of the fact that there was no auto training at the time.

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Smug Lala established.

>>559024978
Cygames hates external tools.
Also the in-game auto mode is more than enough for our purposes here. I can't think of a reason why I would risk a ban over using something that already works well for my purposes.

>>559024978
>Have you heard of such things happening in Uma
Not really?
>Have you tried these tools yourself
Nope

>>559024978
I dont see any advantage for using the chink bot now. Why do globalfags care about fan count anyway? The monthly jewel is negligible.

>>559027087
Because their circles have much more strict quotas. 10m/week is liike an average quota on global. Probably even higher for A+ circles.

>>559027087
Globals penny pinch every bit of rolls they can get.
I'd imagine a lot of them are still using SRs in their decks too.

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>steals your moment to shine

almond bros...

>>559027773
One of the many pros to being a cygays nepobaby

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NYOOOOOO

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>>559029395
hinba creatures need to stick together and chase off pests

>>559027087
>Why do globalfags care about fan count anyway? The monthly jewel is negligible
You underestimate to what lengths a f2p metafag will go to increase his chances at winning CMs
+ I am pretty sure botting is a burnout-free way for them to farm parents for every CM too

>>559027343
That's not the issue here, the reward is just not worth the effort even with bot. It's like 3000 per month, that's only 1 spark every 10 months.

>>559024978
>I'm sure you guys are aware of botting/auto tools that work better (I assume) than the game's own auto mode, but are you aware of any bans for it's usage?
Yes the chinks who used them do get banned in jp. I know because I read cheaters complaining at NGA many moons ago.
>This is my first cygames game, but I hear talk from veterans that they do squash bot/external tool users (heard it for gbf), and apparently these bans come in waves like steam's vac bans. Have you heard of such things happening in Uma?
The chinks weren't banned immediately after they turned on their macros. By their own admission, the ban usually came a few months after they started using it.
>Have you tried these tools yourself?
No. The in game auto mode is more than sufficient for fan and factor farming.

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Kyo-onna with a knife.

How does an Oonige debuffer look like?

>>559024978
>sure you guys are aware of botting/auto tools that work better (I assume) than the game's own auto mode
Wut. If you're just farming fans, the in-game auto mode is more enough.

New(ish) player here, is it a bad idea to buy the voucher for a year 1 uma? I'm not really concerned about effectiveness, I just don't know if there are other ways to get them

>>559037541
In your case; nyo

>>559037541
It's a pretty bad use of your money, yes, but you do you. I have to ask the obvious though, are they really not farmable in daily races?

>>559037541
The only ticket worth is the start dash that lets you pick semi limiteds. All of the year 1s have daily farmable legend races at this point.

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The unspeakable things I would do to this spoiled dork's belly.

>>559038292
...I completely forgot about that vro

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I never realized Chrono is capable of dropping honorifics.

>>559039104
Cute creatures. It's funny how terrible Ai is at video games, she can barely even move her camera.

>>559038445
>>559038292
Yeah, but you forget that each race is only once or twice per day, with a total 150 shards needed to unlock a 3* Umamusume.
So sure he can farm them, but it will take him months before he can even unlock one.

While I do agree its generally not worth paying for year 1 umas and that you're better off just running into them while rolling for other umas, a good handful of them are still useful parent material for their unique skills.

>>559021541
you make it strong enough to spread the 馬群 as much as possible but also weak enough so your own uma can overtake it. ideally you want it to stay ahead of any sashi or oikomi before 終盤 starts so you can force them to run on the outside lane as they try and overtake your oonige
I wouldn't recommend using oonige though unless you are confident in your own uma as it will just help your opponent if you don't take the lead

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>>559038490
wolf tummy olev

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I desperately need this big dog in the game soon.

Maybe the global fanbase's not all bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHvCzYr5jzo

>>559042261
If Teddy was alive today, he would have retired from politics to move to the mountains with his horse-fu unironically.

How many Ebayans do you need before you can actually start playing the game?

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Kraft...

Any open clubs with a comfy/no quota?

>>559043154
Ideally MLB.

>>559045183
does it have longevity to justify spark + 4 rainbow stones? or do I just permaborrow her for 4 months while using 0lb casino?

https://x.com/RacingDubai/status/2028284397036749067

>>559046181
So the background explosions in the Dubai visit are going to be an excuse for skinship in her story, innit?

>>559046381
>police are too busy responding to the war and cant stop ebayan from raping her trainer
devious

>>559042261
Roosevelt would've hated video games and he was a proto-boomer.

>>559047057
aiie?

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>>559047057

>>559045442
She's the best int card right now. Should last at least few months until more specialized int cards on her level come out in the future.
Personally I wouldn't spend more than 1 stone on a card. Maybe 2 is fine if you have extra stones but 4 is way too much.

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New player here, I got Forever Young MLB2 with 130 pulls

>>559024978
they banned external tool users before and there's no reason to risk using it anymore because the auto is more than enough for parent farming

>>559046181
https://x.com/WHR/status/2028287648075252170

posing for camera as usual

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>>559048916
What an attention whore.

Horses are so fucking cool

>>559049092
That's what I'm sayin'!

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>>559049092
Nyes.

>>559049092
Everybody likes horses.