why did you not put NR back in the subject jesus christ

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ded q

erg is finished

>>559056180
pretty good

last thread was epic

>>559056185
It's implied because Elden Ring Nightreign is an Elden Ring

qing...

Please queue. Good players ONLY please!

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Good night erg sama

>>559056772
shota sexo

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>>559056808
Would miquella steal your heart with his fat cheeks?

>>559056901
shut the fuck up trish

>>559056494
yeah hell man shit was so movies and hellas man you had to be there

>>559056028
me on the left

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>>559050435
This took me exactly 2 tries after trying out the Crimson Seed Talisman +1.
What the fuck do you MEAN this shit boosts healing by 30% that is absolutely deranged.

>>559056568
no

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hello gamers. you've done well thus far in defeating the dreglord. however...your final challenge is to replay scholar of the first sin on pc...with mouse and keyboard controls...and autoblock enabled. good luck.

>>559057379
i've beaten the ER DLC rl1sl0 and i couldn't stand ds2 so much that i quit it 10 hours in

The queue seems a bit.... hmm..... richer!

>>559057725
tummy...

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riveting gameplay

>>559057379
what the fuck is autoblock

>>559056258
Stop shitposting for once in your life annoying maggot

built for big small cock

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>Use MY ult to gamble on a statue to find a smithing stone 2
>Laggy chink Revenant swoops in and steals everything while not even animating
Fucking animals

>>559058162
sebastian is a stupid asshole, i gave up on trying to break statues with rev

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>>559058079
Hey now, at least he isn’t pulling out pic related (give it time though he will)

>>559058402
baffling that a tard like this exists. hopefully he goes the way of the troon and leaves us be one day.

>>559058402
South Andean CHAD vs nordcel

>>559058402
>>559058457
even doe thousands of us

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I'm qinging

>>559058402
That gr*** pic is so fucking iconic

>>559058797
name? so i know if it's worth booting up my game?

>>559058818
when it dropped it changed my life a little, you can't replicate of the energy, the buildup of his thread personality against the face reveal

>>559057903
ywnbaj

>>559056901
Too big

>>559038558
>>559055328
>>559056336
No no no, we are not doing revisionism on the demake. When it came out everyone on /v/ and /dsg/ was shitting on it and so were OG fans outside 4chan. It butchered just about everything from the original artistically and even the music fucking sucks. You'd know if you did the slightest bit of research.

>>559060159
I still see plenty of people under all those tweets about Bluepoint closing down being happy they didn't get to fuck up BB or complaining about the DeS remake. It definitely wasn't contained to 4chan

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>literally queued for an hour now
Surely the servers are just down or something right? This is the longest I've ever waited on erg

>>559060159
I don’t disagree I just agree with the last bit of his post

>>559060341
I hate you

>>559060341
We’re all playing Resident Kino dude. It’s very fun. Give it a week or so.

>>559060272
I was referring to the game's release.

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>>559060341
are you going to play a fun build?

I want to be happy

>>559056410
Best characters. They deserved better.

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>>559060849
No I'm just going to pick wylder and hit stuff with the biggest sword I find

>>559060341
Unblock me

>>559057379
I look like this
>>559060686
This this this

>>559060969
You will never be cc

>>559060969
greatswords aren't the biggest sword you can find

>>559060969
You have to play revenant or duchess or undercaker

>>559060891
*hug*
unless ur nezuk then kys

>>559060915
they will be back in the next nightreign dlc for sure.

3/3 when i wanted to masturbate

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>troonlardshitcake banned

>>559061237
thanks for the hug and I'm not nezuk

>>559061245
So true. Releasing in February 30th

>>559056028
Finally a good thread baker

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I’d like to announce that I am done with ironic threadshitting. My goal is to only post my true thoughts and opinions, in hopes that this will improve the quality of this general. The main thing I did was false flag. I false flagged constantly. I will say: I was not the only threadshitter in /erg/. I’m only 1/3 of the problem. And you will still have to read my dogshit real opinions too because I’m not going anywhere. So maybe only 1/6 of the problem is gone. But hey it’s a start, right?

>>559062723
so you're just longwindedly saying you will choose to have less fun and jog and become more boring and dejected, still having achieved nothing to change the state of the thread?

>>559061325
proofs?
>>559061303
show cock

>>559062723
i respect your attempt but it's practically futile because as long as DOS, TOS, trishjeet and troonboard are around this general will never heal. expect this place to be completely unrecognizable in a few years similar to dsg's final moments.

gg bugger
>>559062987
im shy

why are normal bosses still in d5 it's grim desu

>pests again

>>559062723
Hate to break it to you, but with posters like terrjeeta and deviltroon around it’s less to what you do and more what they’re inevitably going to do.
>>559062987
Xhe has no proof just talking out xher asshole as per usual.

>CC playing on Zorban stream but not in erg
Why did she betray us...

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>>559063209
>DOS, TOS
...what?

>>559063414
shut the fuck up trish

>>559063414
erg is finished diddyblud

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>>559063426
dragonirian schizo, terr obsessed schizo. the latter being also the same mass reply spammer you see at the end of threads just less egregious now so xhe doesn't get banned

>>559063414
>caliing him Zorban instead of Zorfat
Zorban post spotted

>>559063724
And your evidence for this is?

>>559063724
>dragonirian schizo, terr obsessed schizo
they're the same person

trying to make anything out of Elden Ring lore is honestly painful
it's like they both tried too hard and didn't even bother, both at the same time

>>559063414
wut?

>>559063908
Yes, because that’s what happened essentially

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>>559063908
it's somehow worse than dark souls lore, which is really saying something

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Serious question

How good is a heavy zweihander against Malenia?

>>559063842
none, just the thread shitter inventing people to throw heat off xher back, been it’s newest tactic for the last month or so.

>>559064008
they based st trina on what its like trying to message me

>>559064061
fine? malenia isn't hard because of your build, she's hard because waterfowl is bullshit

>>559063842
exact same posting style and always mentions terr in xherr's reply spam
>>559063896
not exactly true because dagonirian schizo changes targets like every month but i get what you mean. but there's only person here who will always call you terr if xhe disagrees with you

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>>559063908
>trying to make anything out of Elden Ring lore is honestly painful
Its why I think there's so little fanfiction for Elden Ring, there's so little to work with that you're basically writing original fiction and at that point why waste your time writing Elden Ring fanfiction.
Dark Souls in general never had too much fanfiction but there's enough stories out there.
Elden Ring just doesn't really have anything beyond the most low level crossover slop

>>559064061
Pretty good, she's easy to poise break. Like the other guy said though Malenia mostly comes to learning to deal with Waterfowl.
If you learn to dodge it she's pretty easy, but you should be able to manage so long you can at least run away from it on reaction.

>>559064298
>exact same posting style and always mentions terr in xherr's reply spam
Except that’s not what your image shows at all so your story isn’t adding up

>>559064336
>Its why I think there's so little fanfiction for Elden Ring, there's so little to work with that you're basically writing original fiction and at that point why waste your time writing Elden Ring fanfiction.
That’s a great way of putting it. Most people just opt for fan art of the characters and that’s it.

I miss Madison

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double bugger

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gg oops all swamps. wtf was this shit

gg bugs, lmao i fucking hate the dlc pois, all risk, all timesink, and zero reward

>>559065424
that madness swamp was a trainwreck lmao
I thought you were fighting the madness dudes at the start because there was a seal pedastal nearby, otherwise I wouldn't have committed so hard
Let's have dozens of adds all over the place that all spew aoe frenzy that oneshot you at d5. good poi!!!!!

GMIHW

>>559064061
Your R1's will microstagger her granted she doesn't have her hyperarmor active (most of her attacks give her it). For example the kick or triple slash.
For Zwei I'd just go full RKR degeneracy. GV, Howl, Ritual Sword, Axe talisman, 2H talisman, etc. is my favorite way to use Zwei. Otherwise imbue it with Fire and use fire scorpion + fire tear.

>>559060341
have you tried duo mode?

>>559063209
TOS? Like Trish obsessed schizo so you?

>>559063414
Xhe couldn't take the chudcel bullying

>>559063414
lol I checked and it's just someone playing fists duchess, PWsissy that's just a popular build

Alright when are we playing this? https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/578
Yeah seamless starts you at D1 and doesn't let you choose the boss but fuck it, its more fun than just playing vanilla more

>>559066382
cc invented fists duchess after he invented magic duchess

>>559066465
>chungus mods
Speak for yourself, not interested in 6 player epic chungus mod or that botnet bullshit

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Uninstalled it after 1900 hours. I'm so fucking sick of balancer meta. Every fucking game there's a Duchess spamming halo scythe with balancer relics melting every boss in seconds. How do people find this crap fun?? It's a souls game where the fun lies in the challenge. And what the hell is Fromsoft doing?? NERF SKILL ATTACK BUILDS ALREADY!!

>>559066506
I didn't say anything about 6 players. Seamless lets you use 3 players, and Seamless is how you play mods online

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>>559066542
There's broken bullshit builds in every single souls game it's your fault for expecting a BALANCED meta hyuk

>>559066542
Nah, the double balancer meta isn’t that strong, it’s just the haloslop.

>>559066609
Name 3 broken builds in Dark Souls 2

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Who has the most aura?

>>559066749
Dark ice rapier
Dark kumo
Any dlc hexes

>>559066749
off the top of my head
full phys Katana with 999999999999 counter attack damage
ice rapier
any hex

>>559066861
see

>>559066734
Kek agreed
Next patch they're going to make it so Halo Scythe can spawn with other AoW's or some goofy shit.

>>559066542
>>559066609
They're never going to just nerf halo scythe, they'll do some esoteric bullshit like always like fixing a bug nobody has ever heard about and making another WA even more broken

>>559066734
>Holy knives melt holy weak bosses
>Even family heads does 4k-5k per usage
>Katana, Great spears, Curved swords, Colossal greatswords all have premium skills that do more damage than casters
>Crit builds cut bosses in half
>Ironeye still exists
Everyone's sick of ED Balancer games showing up so often but everything else except maybe ED Libra is so easy it's impossible to lose if you tryhard. When you have to self-nerf to keep the meta fun then the game isn't balanced.

There was a huge spider next to me while I'm shitposting :( I killed it tho

>>559066135
Thats way more fitting and actually exists you’re right

>>559067191
Don’t kill spiders (unless you live in Australia or something) they eat worse pests than them only kill centipedes who are assholes to anything and everything
>>559066609
Best boy

>>559067702
I usually don't mind them, they live in my room but when they get too big they freak me out on a primordial level... Should I grab them and throw them out or smth, sorry

>>559067702
Australian spiders are overhyped, the dangerous ones are in South America.
And either way instead of keeping spiders around to let them feed on other bugs, just kill all the bugs...

Sens have you ever met bryan cranston

Guys was discussing with my friend there's so many australians on erg, you guys should have a CUNT meetup

>>559068338
No, why?

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Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee

>>559068703
because you play like you're on blue sky

>>559068350
I'll fly to australia and propose to shiftyduck

>>559068793
return of the king
>>559068942
beat you to it back off

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>>559068875
I don't know what that means.

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>>559069412
>>559068942
Sissysucc running away when you do

>>559068703
breaking bad

>>559069545
Watch breaking bad

>>559069583
>>559069584
I forgot thats what they called the drugs because the actual meth hardly mattered in the later seasons. Thanks, i think?

Sex with sens

>>559069713
I was just messing around, love you sens

q up

>>559069908
are you going to play something fun

>>559069956
I'm going to hit the luddy on your corpse

>>559069956
What would you like?

>>559070018
a balance patch

>>559070051
Here's your balance patch babe *dropkicks you in the kidney*

Although it should be soon-ish according to their schedule? Im starting to think they might really be done with this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KviZeFkl35Y

>>559070262
Not learning.

Going randos

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>>559069565

>>559070262
I have my own strat where I put them in a backstab loop.

>>559068350
there's only troonyduck, dingjeet left when it got exposed he's the bbc spammer

>>559071136
naefy is also from straya

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Why is every blue such a colosal fagot. What is the purpose of blue even? Invader is already outnumbered fighting an uphill battle and blue niggers get to pick easy fight every time.

>>559071136
mush too

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good morning erg!!

>>559071408
Theres 1 more person and I can tell theyre straya just from our latency lmao

>>559056028
So I just installed the perfect coop mod to nightreign. But I didn't realize it wouldn't copy my save 1 for 1. Am i really going to have to start all over just to play with you bros?

>>559071490
Good morning, I hate women.

>>559071589
tinpo?

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>>559071332
When I was called as blue I'd pretend I was hitting stuff so they wouldn't kick me out

>>559071010
Do you have a video of that please do share

>>559071943
What the fuck are you talking about?

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We just played a d5 bird run with a rando executor that soloed the Worm spamming L2, he had a standard balancers build and only like 1 skill attack.

We should start going for the worm more it's not even that hard to kill with a good build

>>559072812
>we

>>559072812
nah trish, I'm not gonna risk a wipe because we did not do enough poise damage.

>>559072895
But he killed it just spamming RoB L2 It doesn't even have that much HP

>>559072812
I guess the complexity is supposed to be that it's hard to put yourself in a good position to kill it, but when you already know the worm phase it's not too difficult

>>559072939
cool but if you don't kill it, what happens?
if you do kill it what happens?
of course, i don't expect an underage mexican who replies to himself to understand risk vs reward so go for it if it only takes one person to break it

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>>559072869
Yes Im happy Ive met cute erg friends to play with...

>>559073179
If you kill it all the bouncers are stunned for like 5 seconds so it's a pretty big DPS window

>>559071274
he's from the islamic caliphate of great britain
>>559071408
he's from bangladesh

>>559073208
except you're right next to them so you'll get charged by 3+ at the same time when the 5s stun fades

>>559073245
cope
kino

why is everyone brown

>>559073282
At this point that always happens so whatever, if you can kill them fast enough it's not so bad

>>559073295
everyone used to be a troon but something changed and now the goto insult is brown or indian
anyone know what the turning point was?

>>559072812
But you and tinpo will be 3 barred in the side of the screen at that point so is it really worth the risk

>>559073295
Im unironically super pale I even have a Vitamin D deffiency from being a vampire

>>559073316
???
stupid fucking retard shut the fuck up, you're worse than manta

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>>559073353
That's just every general now anon, it's like the 2026 version of being a lol so randum /b/tard, they just go monkey see monkey do

>>559073357
We have never died in nigreign tho

>>559073393
I already usually handle like 3 balancers, the aggro never lets me have 2 or whatever

>>559073518
i said shut the fuck up

>trish regularly 3 bars on stream as duchess even though he stands 3 miles away from every boss flicking the menu open and closed and checking behind them like a schizo nonstop and ults in the middle of empty fields
>here’s my opinion
No one wants to do anything you want because you’re shit

>>559072321
This was on a base, relicless wylder at D0, but the only difference between D0 and D5 is health, stance health and damage so if you're consistent enough it should be fine. On the halberd ones I already between staggering and not staggering them on wakeup so show that both are viable. I did make some mistakes but it's a no hit anyway.
https://litter.catbox.moe/aa0n2etzt3jcjgso.mp4

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I just woke up and queuing.

>>559072812
Maybe learn how to ult better before you start tacticool advice…

>>559073706
>I already
I alternate*
Let me know if there's anything wrong with the video. On the twin axe ones, whether it does a follow on the lightning or the double slash is highly dependent on your position and takes some practice. So you can just roll on the lightning attacks on the halberd ones and there's some backstab opportunities if you know how to backstab them after regular attacks. Overall it's not very hard to perform.

>>559072812
>>559073795
cat fight!

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>>559073586
nono, situation A is the same as situation B so whatever or whatever
t. trash

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I made a big hp claw build that I want to try out. Please be patient

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>>559073795
The other day you were the one who ruined my ulti, you broke the stealth and made them attack and you didn't even know that enemies attack in your direction after that happens lmao, it's almost cute how oblivious you are slug

>>559073586
Im playing for fun idc @your opinion

>>559073903
>idc @your opinion
>in the same post where he's obviously flapped by sludge's comment
you shouldn't be dying as duchess ever you can't talk shit

>>559073980
Im not letting lies pass by!

>>559072761
Well I installed the perfect coop mod as op instructed and I thought I'd try and play with you guys.
This is the place where we arrange nr runs, right?

>>559074003
speak english you stupid fucking mutt

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>>559074060
Make me ahnnnn!

>>559073894
>Please be patient
>Threw shade at me in his previous post
Sludge did you hit your head as a kid like me

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>>559073903
Imagine citing devil knight shitposts as though they’re some sort of fact. You do realize pidf went into dog form to bark and “break” stealth too

>>559073894
on recluse?

>>559074334
Well it's on both of you then, and you also died before me. duchess ulting on dk's is just standard, you're the one who can't resist recluse ulting, like as soon as you arrive to condemned camps

>>559074339
Yup, people seem to be getting bored of plying with double balancer. Even though I don’t really get how double balancer builds are much different from playing with a duchess or iron eye.

>>559074334
Also I wasn't citing any DK shitpost wtf lmao, rent free much?

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>>559074403
True…true. Maybe you’re just showing us how strong this not breaking stealth meta is

>>559074595
The funny part about that webm is that like 5 seconds after I did pull out the fire whip to melt bbk, I was just testing how much damage bows did to him

>>559074595
average meleekek high survivability gameplay

>>559074689
>>559074595
This is what it looks like when you guys played griefbow

>>559074595
Boxysenoritas we’re losing the narrative

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>>559074007
Is anyone using the perfect coop mod? Or was I mislead?

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My sisters woke up so feisty today, cute..

>>559074893
I've had some way worse moments in stream already, like 6 barring to lion LMFAO

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>>559074914
*seamless coop

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When are we doing this to tr*sh I can't hold it in anymore

Are the servers down? I can’t even find a rando game

>>559074914
Seamless coop lobbies are exceptionally rare, I tried to make one during the last maintenance downtime and no one joined. Mostly people just play on the pw, or shitpost about whoever is streaming.

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>>559074640
i went to check lmao
MELTED him with those whip R1s

>>559075064
This didn’t really help your cause, in fact it might have made it 43 seconds worse

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>>559075064
Bro really cut right when I start doing 1 million damage weapon arts, convenient...

i miss senor crease

>>559075064
>wylder ults, lightly staggering it
>trish runs at it, pauses, runs away without doing anything
kek

>>559072812
nah ill parry

>noooo you can't do 1 million damage it makes the game too easy
>nooo you can't do 1 damage it griefs your teammates!

pick a lane chudcels

>>559075031
Maybe you wouldn't be the blocked if you weren't a jerk, ever thought of that

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>>559075195
I mean that was enough time to do like ONE r1...

>>559075395
I wouldn't call that a backstab loop? More like you're just good at the game but cool demonstration regardless

>>559075669
It's still a loop.
>backstab
>it attacks
>you walk to the side
>repeat
You're just setting it up for the next backstab.

>>559075014
erg sex

>>559075251
Haloslop is griefing because it trivializes everything. Haloslop and an fully optimized beastclaw rev are the only things I would consider OP to the point of ruining the game.

Zdps is fine as long as you aren't dead, tanking the floor is negative dps and is the real problem with most bad players. Even then its only a problem when they are consistently on the floor.

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>>559075757
>haloslop is griefing but webm related is fine

>>559075732
Good to know their attacks don't really follow much, I'll try that thanks

>>559075814
Our sisters just like cherry picking random stuff daily, they're cute

>>559075064
>Nooo why isnt trish doing everything optimally when I myself am mid as fuck at the game

>>559075814
Seems alright to me, compared to throwing perfect tracking halos from 50m away that generate zero aggro. Shield crash does more damage and is a more effective greatshield skill anyway.

>>559076127
who isn't mid as fuck at the game? if you can give me a list I'll tell you if I'm mid as fuck or not

>>559076165
That's the point

>>559075814
wyldsaar got demolished by exegawt

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>>559076141
You tell me. Even shield bash is decent at what it does, good damage and blocks, like shield crash.

>>559076165
Creasy is very good for a new player

>>559075014
Putting white babies in trish

>>559075051
Bummer. Thanks

>>559076210
Mixed erg family..

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>>559076210
>white
Hate to tell you but...

>>559075814
>>559076207
oh you're actually serious about those being OP skills? lmao
fire face shield is above average damage, but not by much and it leaves you quite vulnerable while using it
shield crash is similar, eats a lot of your stamina and the benefit of it counting as blocking isn't a good point - it's also really hard to hit properly so you need very specific openings for it

>>559076207
I think the shield skills have a reasonable opportunity cost in that you have to be close, position yourself for the long animations, and time your skill so that they actually land. There is definitely some specific medium enemies that get trivialized by it, but greatshields dont do nearly the same universal damage output as haloslop.

>>559076442
There's a ton of skill sticks that are just as potent as halo scythe, all the purple daggers, all the purple katanas, they're not gonna fix this game buddy

>>559076442
I'm half serious half joking.
If I wanted to compare halospam to something else on a similar level I would have talked about things like RoB or BoC/Kriss etc.
Daggers especially are as OP as haloscythe. Little less range (for BoC and BK), but 1.5x more damage than haloscythe.

Shield crash is completely retarded since you are basically invincible during the skill BUT you even with dormant greatshield it's not common.

>>559076591
Nah nothing’s as good or as effortless as Haloslop.

i love skillslopping

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It's kinda funny how halo slop went under their radar because it wasn't a base game staple, but things like ancient dragon lightning or black flame DPS got absolutely gutted

>>559076442
>fire face shield is above average damage
It's not above average, dps wise (as in, damage per second literraly), it's the strongest ash of war and nothing comes close. Of course it is limited by your stamina but number wise it's unbeatable.

You can test all of them in the training room.

>>559076591
>>559076614
sorry you've misunderstood, i'm against the balancer meta for most things and i'd be happy if they cut its power in half (or more)

shield crash isn't in the top percentile of broken skills, it does less damage than family heads and you don't see people running dormant flails even though it's more consistent and is ranged

>>559076798
it's definitely not the strongest ash of war

>>559075814
this looks more fun desu

>>559076591
haloslop is op not just because of the damage but also it's range as well

>>559076831
I think they should nerf skill atk power, the fact that the purple one is 20% on top of double balancers lets it scale too absurdly

>>559076614
as someone who's used both the daggers and halo slop i can tell you that while the daggers are strong they are not halo slop level

>>559076831
>it's definitely not the strongest ash of war
I agree, it's not what I said. Just saying it's way above average. It has issues but damage is not one of them.

Your average ash of war is something like redmane flame.

Guys... at the heat death of the universe only fist duchesses will remain

>>559076980
redmane flame is in the bottom percentile of aows
if i had to give a baseline average i'd say the purple curved sword with the flowing whip art

>It's not above average, dps wise (as in, damage per second literraly), it's the strongest ash of war and nothing comes close
>>it's definitely not the strongest ash of war
I agree, it's not what I said. Just saying it's way above average.
???

>>559077045
Fist duchess is just a shitter cope for saying max hp duchess

>>559076974
I don't know. I have tons of games as duchess and at this point for me it makes no difference. As soon as I get Kriss/BoC/BK the game is over. I have not used haloslop (unless it's offered by teammates) in the last 2 months.

Halo slop is fine if you're not running dormant, I'm trying to get a streak here

>>559077123
I was speaking about damage, sorry it was not clear.
Kinda like wild strike where you can get ludicrous damage with it but you still need to stay in close range.

They should make balancer relics not effect weapon specific unique skills, then it will be the giant hunt chads time to finally rise up.

>>559077151
>i haven't used halo but i'm giving my opinion that the daggers are equal to halo
ok you do you druggie anon
kriss is also not on the same level as the holy daggers, in fact it's quite mid as far as ashes go
>>559077219
no, it's not

>>559077136
umm...no, you're missing a lot of crucial things here

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>''i-i play for fun you f-f-fucking chuds!"
>meanwhile ragequits live on manta's stream after jobbing to demon prince (as ironeye mind you)

>>559077334
no you don't get it he rage hit his keyboard so hard it turned off his monitor! and that closes the game for him! or whatever so whatever

>got a gawdlike dormant reapers with holy +4 relic
>can't use it now because doing big damage is considered griefing
and then I pick guardian and people alt+f4 on me, make up your fucking mind you autistic retards

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Guess i'll go back to the eternal q

>>559077473
just use it, what are they gonna do about it? sue you?

>>559077527
that damage isn't you buddy lmaoooooo

Can someone post Sludge's steam? I don't have him blocked yet but I don't want to queuedodge just to get his steam.

>>559077334
Why would you ragequit after you lost

>>559077821
Why would you ragequit after you win
Everyone's a retard these days jesus.

ok so an honest build is:
>full 6 relics set (unequipping relics is not a build)
>no double balancers, one is ok
>no dormant reapers
>no spell school stacking with affinity/sorcs/incants damage
>no crit executor
>no rev starting with beast claw
>no guardian
did I miss anything?

>>559077821
notice how the word ragequit has "rage" in it?

>>559077821
Idk it only makes sense if you're indian

>>559077897
pretty much

>>559077882
I mean it's not gonna save you points or anything in fact it's gonna substract

>>559077936
I was frustrated at myself

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>>559077618
I know, I kinda phased out when I seen what was happening

>>559077682
If you've not played with me in my last 100 games then why would you want my steam. I assume you're just trish being a little discord army weirdo

>>559077897
spellstacking's only a problem with full CEkino + starting spell

>>559077897
>no phys att UP (damage slop)
>no increase Max HP (HP slop, the game is only fun if you are at the risk of one shot constantly)
>All Res Down and reduced damage negation after repeated evasions are mandatory curses
>can only pick raider or undertaker (no wylderslop)

>>559077897
I think the crit build gets a pass because you are basically useless until you get the crit, and 90% of the time the enemy will die to getting stunlocked by the crit anyway, AND on top of that you will get fucked out of the crit by either someone taking it first or the boss re-staggering and breaking out of the stun.

>>559078131
lmao It's not me sludge, I don't dislike you it's not your fault you're a little slow

>>559078131
I'm not trish and I hadn't thought to grab your steam from my history, I'll do that thanks
Please let me know when you stop playing melee recluse

>>559078165
>crit build gets a pass
>can one shot nameless king
>can 3 shot ed birds
>can do 75% of fulghors hp
ok terr

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>>559078165
this isn't balanced

>>559078339
I think he had a bunch of tenacity stacks, a grease buff, and probably several crit hit passives too. just very lucky.

>balance
>in a FS game
it's not an EVO tourney game you retards lmao

does anyone else play with mouse and keyboard

>>559078450
I do.

>>559078339
>>559078252
I cant remember the last time I saw greg do the 'quad slam into exploding lines' attack, because he usually dies 20 seconds after he does his 50% ultra dunk, so I don't really care if someone oneshots him from that point.

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>>559078221
Personally would rather have your name so I could block you desu

>>559077473
imo you can bust that bad boy out when you don't trust your team to do good damage

>>559078427
>roguelike
>battle-royal style ring closing
>zoom zoom gameplay
>in a FS game
more likely than you'd think

>>559078131
>>559078221
I deserve an apologize for this, I haven't even been giving you shit, you're the one who randomly throws shade like the death knight thing

>>559078642
you don't deserve anything from the way you act retard
if you did get what you deserved then you wouldn't be able to post here anymore

>>559078538
the one I don't trust is myself tho, can't deal damage if I'm 3bar'd
might as well maximize my output while I'm up

>>559078714
Sorry I didnt ask you

>>559078714
they're calling this the truest post in this thread

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>>559078165
saar this is balanced bloddy benchode if you use halo i will afk stare at you SAAAAR

>>559078813
>comparing exodia vs a 50/50 on a purple orb

>>559078859
i played with terr enough to know this is no exodia combo, it's very consistent just like skill monkey builds or sorcery builds are

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>>559078714
what does that even mean lmao, if I should be banned I would be, my bratty sisters are so cute this morning..

>>559078813
He wouldnt have poise broke that early if it werent for a second character spamming powerstanced colossal attacks, and 3rd spamming heavy halberd attacks. I have no issue with the players working together to make a thing work.

>>559078952
don't repost my laughing whores

you can tell trash genuinely thinks he deserves to live

>>559079010
Except I posted them first

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don't reply to me twice, trash

Altho I only replied once

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less shitposting, more queueing

that mine route was nice ggs

>>559079017
you sound genuinely upset... concerning

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gg bugs, marais sword wasted on regular...
>>559079280
I wanted a smithing stone but 40% negation was too good to pass up

>>559078738
>>559078952
>>559079312

>>559079413
I can't differentiate every schizo cutie I get on my g*ck

>>559058162
ugly...

>>559060341
>blocked troon
kino