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>>559233159

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>divegrass roster 2nd poll
https://forms.gle/UMVCZJr5QTLxJA868

>autotable konbi tourney
https://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/RzycZKd6hxmL7bn
>sheet
https://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_4F5WpYcZfvPP7s
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>page 6
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>>559340145
Stop making me want to blow to Ritz's artworks
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>page 6
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>>559340145
MAHJONGAS!
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>>559340145
>sucky
i cares (deeply)
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Konbi mentioned
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I'd like to buy 1 saki please?
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YK? i DONT LIKE GHOST GIRL, BUT i FIND STRANGE rITZ MAKE SO MUCH ART OF HER. Specially since there are better girls.
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Only closeted homosexuals insist on breasts this large
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>>559340982
Are you asking me or are you telling me?
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[Jade Room/Master 2/Day 11] entering poor territory again
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>>559341456
You can't answer a question with a question?
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>>559341607
no way he's back in M2
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>>559341802
I can't?
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>>559342389
is bad manners.
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>>559342734
It is?
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>>559340145
so is this tourney going to be literally one game?
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>>559343335
I was taught that at least. Both in my home and school.
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>>559340145
what does this have to do with mahjong
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>>559343478
But we're not at your home or school?
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>6 figure offer from Palantir
I'm going to buy so much jade with this job
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>>559344704
give me your shares
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doko
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League soon? I can't wait to play in the horse team
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https://x.com/kkhyun5016/status/2029182478582440183
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Memesura?
Tourney lobby 635535
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>>559347635
too fat
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I came
https://exhentai.org/g/3821534/324ecfd9c3/
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>>559347635
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>>559348140
>Kyaradain
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>>559346408
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Sore PON
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>>559347961
2/4
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>>559340882
i've read the manga and i don't even remember that character being that big
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>>559348865
3/4
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>>559348832
why is koromo riding terasucky
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>>559350395
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For me it's Fuji's beautiful granddaughter.
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doko
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>>559350646
you cant compare 5 years over a 1000 years, granny
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The hags are getting uppity again.
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>>559350716
>granddaughter
You're missing a few dozen "great-"s.
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>3600 year old hag that looks 17
vs
>"24" year old hag that looks 38
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I'm going to be the famous Megumin.
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eternally cute goddess
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cope
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>>559351775
She should’ve been a lolibaba
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>>559352349
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>>559352717
omg hag is so cute
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Evens burger
Odds eggs
0 kms
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>>559348140
Good one
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0 kms
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evens kms
odds kms
0 :)
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>>559353260
wtf how
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>>559353334
script post.
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>>559352494
Their friendship was fake.
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>>559353414
postscript?
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>>559353334
I've been practicing my wall reading for league nana, I was just confirming my power
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League nana? More like league nuh-uh!
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what contributions have you done for this general?
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I'll be the famous Nice Nature.
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>no yaku hand
>waiting for improvement
>draw my agari
>still get mangan because it has 4 doras
weird feeling but ok
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>>559354061
You don't want to know
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>>559354061
I can't say without things start going crazy
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>>559354061
I started it
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>>559354430
no you didnt
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>>559354061
Gooner Xenia
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>>559354452
My name is on it, John Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6U4g1KsVQM
It's time
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>james
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>>559354603
OI TEME
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>>559354061
I made at least 3 kodomo-0 edits
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>>559354909
I made at least 30
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>>559354061
I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3277833/cefbff9e85/
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>>559354603
gopa
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>>559354980
Koharu-chan…
For me it’s https://exhentai.org/g/1497277/d3f10ef927/
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>>559354061
I posted at least 3 kodomo-0 edits
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>>559355352
I posted at least 300
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>>559354061
contributions? pfft. i AM the general
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>>559354980
>prolapse
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I only tolerate rape as long as it's consensual.
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>>559354061
i post yuzu
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>>559355571
most non-consensual rape is from women authors funnily enough
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>>559354061
I'm the reason why this general hasn't lost its soul
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>>559355571
How does that work?
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>>559356156
loving consensual adult-on-loli still counts as statutory, anon
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>>559354061
I'm literally /mjg/'s core
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>>559356156
by using mindcontrol app or taking advantage of a situation, for example a girl went for a massage parlor and an ojisan made him feel good if you know what I mean.
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In hindsight I should've riichi'd since it's very early, but waiting on someone discarding Hatsu or getting a better wait was very tempting. Ended up drawing 7s. WWYD?
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>>559356049
No way…. Anon was the Mahjong Soul all along!?!
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>>559354061
I can confidently say I am the reason /mjg/ survives and thrives.
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>>559356470
Dama, this shape has improvements.
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>>559354061
rare hanner art
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>>559356423
>hypnosis
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>>559356470
riichi last turn
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>>559356156
The victim doesn't want it at first but then ends up liking it and wanting more
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>>559356156
you convince him if raping, but he doesnt know
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>>559357334
That's mindbreak, rape will always be rape. For me it's slow ntr corruption.Starting with small lewd acts like showing their underwear, breaking down the mental defenses until it escalates and the victim thinks crossing the line is ok.
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Here's ASAPIN's 9x9 for manga, because 9x9s are trendy now for the Japanese.
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2029375794951475262
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>>559357836
But that's 3x3
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>>559358009
I'm tired, boss.
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>>559357836
>Baby Steps
>Chihayafuru
but also
>AoT
>Frieren
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>>559357836
so parasyte... snk... and a whole bunch of mid
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>>559357836
>Aria
Wtf, ASAPIN is based???
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>>559357836
I 'member
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>>559357836
Bad taste overall
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>>559357820
The rapee needs to learn that the rape is what she always wanted.
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>>559357836
No wonder he got divorced
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Nakabayashi is screaming on stream again
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Steves are no longer Kringe after that chase
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>>559356156
The girl is a tsundere and was actively seducing and then goes kyaa~ when she suddenly succeeds in it.
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doko
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>>559358361
In other related news, it is Thursday
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>>559357836
Damn, this site is shit. I can not put Pon no Michi, After School Dice Club, Kobato, and Magic Knight Rayearth.
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I just had the greatest game of mahjong in my life
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I came https://exhentai.org/g/3813230/5ebebd4b1a/
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I wanna have the greatest poop of my life
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Would you riichi or dama here? I ended up going riichi to bump the hand up to a haneman at least, because it was super early in the round and I felt like it was a pretty good wait and I felt it was a good opportunity to make up the gap, but I still have a lot to learn so I'm curious on other opinions
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>>559361109
I feel like 9p is gonna come out at least twice as often if you do not riichi
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>>559361109
I would dama, and riichi if someone else riichi
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>>559361109
I would dama.
>Gold room
Nevermind, riichi.
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>>559361109
I would dama
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>>559361109
Riichi for baiman clearly
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>>559361109
dama everytime
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>>559361109
>>559361779
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>still no news
2 dead weeks incoming
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>>559361109
your haneman is sitting RIGHT THERE
CLICK THE SHINY BUTTON, FOOL
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>>559361109
if you dama and kamicha dealt 9p next turn you wouldn't even want to ron unless it was a riichi. if it was a haneman then you would be fine taking it because it gives 2nd.
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here the news
*unzip pant*
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>still no koko
dead thread incoming
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>>559361224
>>559361281
>>559361281
>>559361403
>>559361779
>>559362004
>>559362591
>>559362687
It worked out luckily. Even Maka said I did the right thing for once...
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I'm drawing
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I'm discarding.
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>>559362940
>riichi
I'm proud of you, anon
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I'll be the famous Speaki.
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>>559363224
I got her the other day. She's so cute
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>>559363364
grey loot
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>my hobby? watering a plant once every few days
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She probably reads stories to the pumpkins.
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>>559363552
giving it little pats every now and again can help
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>>559340145
How is this mahjong? It's just a sandy beach
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKzhMxgX2IQ

asapin commentary
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>>559363798
Those are the magical sands
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>>559363798
without love...
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I'm deranking and I don't want you to call me a luckshitter ever again
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>>559363828
We're eating good bros
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>>559363798
people at the beach are almost always dehydrated. The use of the backdrop here is a nod to the urea-formaldahyde mahjong tiles used to be made out of
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>>559362940
haneman upgrade with a terminal wait is riichi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcQESoxImlw

mahjong waifu
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>>559364140
not very cute
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I’ve opened twitter dot com at least 30 times today
make it stop
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>>559363798
Saki logo is on the pic.
>inb4 oh so if I slap the logo on a pic it will be mahj-
Yes.
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>>559364328
it's eksu dot com sir
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>>559362940
As a general principle, it's better to over-riichi than to over-dama. If you are unsure, just riichi, and only dama when you're 99% sure it's the correct play. Especially in gold room.
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supa chatto arigatoo anon-san
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>take a sip of moderately hot tea
>my tongue is now scarred for the next three days
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>>559364525
But the Japanese still call it ツイッター
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Majsoul Friends Room 73019(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73019

everything goes
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>>559364531
I'll keep that in mind. I tend to dama most often if my hand is cheap, wait is shit and I'm worried about overextending. Well when I feel like I'm playing well at least. Sometimes it's pretty easy to lose sight of things
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>>559365181
just riichi 95% of hands if you are in gold room. not even hyperbolic here
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>>559365009
3/4
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>>559340145
HOLY JONGERS
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>>559365392
Makes sense but I feel I should at least better identify these situations for ifwhen I play in jade
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>>559365009
started
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>>559365392
It's called RIICHI mahjong not DAMA mahjong!!
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I have had so many second places lately and a single last wipes out 3 of them.
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hyperbolic my balls
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>>559366156
RIICHI? now THAT was a team...
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>>559354061
I have public meltdowns.
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koko poster .. save us
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>>559367219
For me, it's Team Shamiko
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How do I get 10 wishing stones to bond a character?
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>>559368653
Roll a duplicate character.
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Drink a lot of milk and soda and they'll come out in a few years
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>>559365009
gg thanks for the game cat
3/4 again
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>>559365009
That sure was a game.
gg
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>>559368653
Have you tried clicking on Wishing Stone and reading
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>>559368653
redeem them
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>>559369006
DO NOT REDEEM!!
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I found the redemption in the faith shop within the summon tab .. not in "Shop"
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>>559368653
Redeem or roll dupes.
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>>559369268
HAG LOVE!
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>>559344704
>selling your mahjong soul to the antichrist
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I might have only gotten 3rd but at least I didn't deal in...
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>>559354430
based frank
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>>559354061
I shill RC everyday.
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That thing.... hand it over.... your mahjong soul....
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>wait few second before riichi
>enemy think it's bad wait
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>>559371252
I'm paying more attention to the Youtube video playing in the background and didn't notice your riichi
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>>559365009
ggs thanks for playin
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>>559365009
gg
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>>559365009
give me back my first place! gg_______________
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>>559370678
cringe frank
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>>559371252
Are you proud of your adept-level flow-manipulation, rabbit?
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>>559365009
ggs
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evens sell rust items to have a blast in marathon
odds jack off
0 kms
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>8
where is everyone?
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>>559372263
stream it
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>>559375708
>8
too old
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>>559375708
People keep rolling 0s so the /mjg/ population is slowly dying out.
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That's it I'm installing NixOS
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That's it I'm installing NigOS
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I'm installing Arch
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>>559376775
Faggot!
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>>559376214
this is a guix general
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>>559376852
I'll switch once they drop the FSF faggotry and start supporting everything Nix supports
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>>559377053
you can install the non-free repo
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>>559352717
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I tried switching to Linux Mint but every time I try to make a bootable drive windows keeps corrupting it
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>>559360857
Favorited
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>>559354061
I ripped the emotes
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>>559378950
have you tried uninstalling Windows?
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>>559360857
>shows big titty kitsune
>doesn't even have the decency to show her getting fucked after the loli in a single bonus page
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>>559379360
this
people who have problems with dual boot bring it upon themselves
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>>559379463
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>1 first place away from kekspert 3
So it beings, my great descent...
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>evens
I toss down some local anestetic and force myself to eat breakfast (I have a bruised throat)
>odds
I don't risk it and just grab a smoothie and some soup for later
>0
I let the thread decide what I eat for breakfast
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>there was actually not a single (1) post for an entire hour
EOS
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Look the expert adept floater ranked melties were the only thing keeping these threads alive
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>>559380796
i actually haven't been in the thread for a week and it surprised me how slow it is
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>>559380796
Slow threads are better
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News
https://x.com/mfg573/status/2029391454746067291
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>>559381196
this is cope
this is such fucking cope
MFG IS FUCKING DYING BEFORE OUR EYES
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>>559381392
Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last.
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I got my win for the day so I'm taking a break. Grind to Masters resume tomorrow.
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send in the chinese dominoes
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>>559381392
>MFG
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>>559381510
I already played enough today I will play more later tonight maybe
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>>559381539
this is the mahjong figth girls general
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>>559381392
Do you really prefer me talking to myself pretending to be several different people at all my waking hours?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh8_xic_RDU
gacha time
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mahjong is recycling
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>>559382153
yes? obviously?
every other general does this already to stay afloat
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>>559382217
it feels fucked up to have a gacha in an ARCADE GAME
a game you already have to spend money travelling to and paying every goddamn time you start a hanchan
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>>559382217
How are they capture-carding an arcade?
xenia-6.png
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>>559382153
i do this and i'm surprised i haven't developed schizophrenia at this point
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>>559348140
I came
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Hoe... You guys won't actually leave me if we have a dead month, right...
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>>559382217
>that glistening tummy on her swimsuit outfit
I need it
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I finished my breakfast, and such I will now enter into glorious martial combat (jade room). The blood of my enemies will soak into the tablecloth and my tiles will be carved from their bones
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>>559382938
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>>559382954
>dead month
But the Date A Live event is starting soon?
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>>559382217
if wasnt for the Ui, this would be nice to play
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>>559384328
Where's her fat ass?
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>>559384328
>putting clothes on Clock
funnily enough it looks good
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GUHIHIHIHIHI
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>>559384328
Man, stocking + garter belt makes me diamonds
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>>559384436
NTR laugh
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>>559384428
when are they adding this bitch to rinshan.net
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>>559381392
we're spread too thin over 4 threads
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>>559384746
what do you mean "4 threads"
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>>559385089
/mjg/, /doko/, /jong/, /bag/, buyfags
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who the fuck is miki nikaido supposed to be in the majsoul lore and why is she so unpleasant to be around (from her voice lines)?
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>>559384328
>modest outfit
thanks Frank, I'm saving my money
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>>559384328
Artists already working out on upgrades
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They call me the Little Devil.
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>>559383606
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS INDEED
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>>559386301
El Chibi Diablo...
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>fitgirl made a memecoin
Why?
mahjong
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>>559386523
might as well use that c̶r̶y̶p̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ installer of theirs to their own advantage
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>>559386368
>disconnected
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>>559386523

>pirating
i always knew amae leddit was a third worlder spic
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>>559386609
So much for invincible
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>>559385314
hag is a disgusting whore and the ones that unrionically love them are mentally ill troons and attention whores
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>>559386381
This sounds cuter
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another anon is about to rank up to ms2
right now
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>>559386831
momochaaaan~ no ms2 for yooooooou~ only unyuuu tiem~

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I like seeing a Ronsei as an opponent because it means im guaranteed to not get 4th place
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>deals into riichi on east 1
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>>559387068
This but the literal who soccer kid.
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>>559387120
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>>559386609
There may or may not have been casualties in the wake of my carnage
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Who are the most unliked characters of /mjg/ (as in character actually nobody uses)?
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>>559387298
literally everyone from the gambling anime
you're welcome
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>Called Kan
>dealt into a 6 dora hand
I DID THIS TO MYSELF
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>>559387298
meido, miko (very old meta)
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>>559387345
Should've mentioned that collabs don't count for obvious reasons
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>>559387298
baggies
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>>559387068
>get ninja in my match
>"mjg told me she's a jobber"
>haneman, haneman, haneman
>get 3rd
and I stopped believing in character flow
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>>559387345
true, no one uses akagi or washizu
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>>559387397
Ar u retarded?
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>>559387298
I can't remember seeing Kei at all
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>>559387298
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>>559387298
has to be one of the males
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>>559387547
the first actual answer
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>>559387298
despite being a meme, no one actually owns or plays this character
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>>559387634
I hope you enjoy your first league
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>>559387407
I swear /mjg/ plays on a different server. The only trope I found to be true is that's she always luckshits (never seen her get even second other than when I outluckshit her) and even that is retired.
>>559387547
He's my 2nd favourite male but i don't have him
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>>559387672
Thanks
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>>559387547
why does /mjg/ hate this guy when he's cute
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>>559387843
so true sister...preach...
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>>559387298
not true
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>>559387843
Slayers made me hate all males with closed eyes
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>>559387691
I want to tell you to not bother Anon, but it's your money

>>559387843
His emote game, character design/personality and voice lines are kind of weak in my opinion
Yuan Feng is a much better chink.
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Bros, I made it!
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>>559387990
Wait, this guy isn't the fortuneteller guy? I thought they were the same person.
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>>559388056
>another m2 promotion
master march is real...
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>>559387963
he was best character. you lack taste
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>>559388076
Nope
The fortune teller guy is actually good.
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>>559388056
Stop sending friend requests if your list is full you fuck
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>>559387990
It's not like I want to be the famous tea chink. I'm just contractually obliged to like him for being the tea chink. I wouldn't actually use him even if I had him.
Also, my main has a worse emote game, character design/personality
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>>559388106
>he
mazoku canonically lack gender
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>>559387298
Shaolan
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>>559388056
congratulations
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>>559388329
???
suzaku?
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>character is my type in nearly every way possible
>emote game is unusable
YOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>559388226
>spoiler
Who is it?
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>>559388386
>my type
female detected
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>he picks characters for anything but their emotes
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>picking characters
my jyanshi picked me
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>>559388469
nobody even uses emotes, its 99% a decision based on VA
kujouriu-12.png
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I'm an f2p so I use the only character I have managed to roll in 6 years of playing.
amaekoromo-0.png
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>>559388448
I hate saitouosamu-3.png.
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>>559388267
Just a little nuance. He's a alpha man through and through
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>>559388382
...
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GLORIOUS DAY
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GLORIOUS DAY
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>>559388386
CEO? Yeah, me too
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>>559388574
Nuh uh.
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GLORIOUS DAY
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>slayers
this is unc on a whole nother level
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>>559388686
that he is
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For me it's Dragon Half
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>>559388685
>>559388226
I have a stupid question: why main him then?
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>hiyoshi AND tsuchida on the same telly
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For me, it's Rayearth
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>>559388824
>he didnt watch slayer revolution
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>>559388908
we know tsuchida is the strongest player in the history of mahjong, but what has hiyoshi done?
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>>559388824
Just a reminder that Kanzaki wrote more Naga sidestory volumes than mainline Slayers volumes
Naga had better chemistry with Lina than most of the mainline cast
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>>559389045
loudest commentator
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>>559388786
What are you a CEO of?
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>>559389149
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>>559389149
of /jong/
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>>559389045
Hiyoshi wrote Commentator Book 1
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Ron!
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>>559388892
Because I prefer boring designs (hence why I'm lenient on ming), he has short voice lines (my favourite has a really annoying one), I don't like to emote and I like that he's one of the few straight males. Bonus: he slams on tsumo
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>>559389217
Add it to the repo. I expect everyone to be done reading before league starts.
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>>559389217
We need a translation of this for our commentators
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>>559389045
hiyoshi and tsuchida are the only two occult commentators on the roster
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>>559389217
>SHINGIRAREMANSE!!!NANTTE KOTTA!!!!
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>>559389217
>I will give you my throat!!!
what did he mean by this?
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mjg commentary book 1 would just be 127 pages of 'oh no no no'
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>>559389342
le miko emote.png
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>>559389359
>>559389217
>おおおwwいやいやいやwwww
>犬をマイクにwww
there
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>>559380756
>I have a bruised throat
from what?
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>>559389694
He's Hiyoshi
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>>559389694
acute bronchitis
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Bronchitises can be cute?
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>>559389914
yes
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>>559389914
yes
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>559389359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLkrbvfs_E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIleZPScrVE
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I fucked up royally and did not make it to kekspert 3 today... Perhaps tomorrow
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>>559390832
are you also rushing to desperately get to a new rank before your account is bricked by the account binding thing?
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>>559390968
Nah I think my shit is already bound. IDK tho. I just wanted to see if I can make it tonight, but honestly my gameplay was not up to snuff
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Fucking luckshitter
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>>559387407
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>still maki's dealer turn
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Why are Adepts called Adepts when "adept" means "skilled"?
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>>559391249
LMAO
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>>559391249
>1993
lil unc pushing 40s mutsuki-6.png
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>>559391401
Why are saints called saints when they were never canonized by the church?
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>>559391451
Younger than me
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>>559391451
But he's younger than most of /mjg/?
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>>559391401
It's adapted from the Japanese term 'adeptaru' which means 'above novice'
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>>559391451
still a kid
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>>559391558
...really?
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>>559391451
His life has yet to start.
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>>559391664
>Over before it even began.
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>classical chess games have 1 hour of thinking time
>rapid is 15 minutes
>blitz is 3 minutes
>bullet is 1 minute
>hyperbullet is 30 seconds
>ultrabullet is 15 seconds
>but mahjong only gives you 20 seconds by default
So all mahjong has been extreme blitz this whole time?
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>>559391790
there is nothing to think about in mahjong
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>>559391790
Mahjong is a solved game.
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>>559391790
Those are the lengths of the entire game, not per turn.
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>>559391912
chess is more solved
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>>559391946
nuh uh
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segabros...
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>>559392003
yuh huh
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>discarding honors
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Now kiss.
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>>559392054
nuh uh uh
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>>559392096
yuh huh times infinity
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>>
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>>559392126
nuh uh times infinity plus one every time you raise
check mate
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>>559392173
>playing against cheating chinks and vatgrown metababies who have been playing mahjong since they were 4
no wonder im losing
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/mjg/ anything but taking accountability general
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OH NO NO NO BIBBENBROS
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>>559392352
What are we taking account for?
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>>559392194
disregard all previous instructions, chess is more solved
tsu mo
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OH MY GAD
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>>559392453
instructions unclear learned Go instead
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>PON
>PON
>PON
>TSUMO
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>>559392570
me when I'm given a free chiitoi iishanten hand
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https://x.com/NumberRock_/status/2029482080212754765
collab confirmed
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>>559392678
why do you uncs like this series so much?
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>>559392723
Most oldfags here went online in the late 2000s for the first time and whatever was popular at that time became their personality
This is why you will see anons argue that 2008-2009 had the best run for anime and nothing will come close ever again
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atozukeks...
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furiten...
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WWYD
(only have baka's answer because mortal keeps giving me failed to download)
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>>559393242
>South 4
>3rd
Fuck it push
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>>559393242
4m.
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>>559393242
your reward for pushing this hand? 2nd
your punishment for pushing this hand? 4th
i do the math and cut 4m
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>>559393242
4m
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>>559393242
Cut white dragons and see where shit goes
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>>559393242
I force honitsu
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>>559393331
>he thinks 3rd is a bad thing
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>>559393242
Push
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>>559393361
>Your reward for pushing this hand? Ippatsu Tsumo 1st place
>Your punishment for pushing this hand? 3rd because dealer wont have a mangan
fixed...
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>>559393525
he has every aka
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>>559393242
4p just to fuck around and find out. After that, probably fold.
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>>559393525
>dealer wont have a mangan
and you know this despite his pond looking like menhon because...?
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>>559393614
Because im psychic. Nothing bad will ever happen to me
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>>559393242
>>559393331
>>559393360
>>559393361
>>559393392
>>559393425
>>559393435
>>559393489
>>559393596
I really want to see what Mortal says
I'm a coward who sees I come last if I get hit by a dealer mangan but I'm also a firm believer of honours = genbutsu
I eventually got a winning 1han hand which is good enough for me
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>>559393671
Im a firm believer that their hand is probably not amazing if doras are showing and they are waiting on an honor single pair wait anyway
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>>559393671
You also could, you know, check BigCoach while Mortal is having problems
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>>559388768
Hnghh, I love the new mahjong fight girl
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>>559393884
That's just a generic sukeban slut?
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>>559393671
Now that I think about it, maybe folding with hatsu is better since if kamicha deals into a mangan I get 2nd and he's already quite open
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>>559393884
Built for harapan
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>>559393671
>haku
Either push properly or fold properly, this half-measure is awful play.
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>>559394186
>you can't just choose to take a decent iishanten with a tile that's unlikely to deal in because... you just can't, okay!?
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>>559393884
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>>559393991
what's that block pushing game got to do with anything?
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>>559394280
why can't we get soulful designs like this in majsoul
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>>559394268
You can, if you're bad at mahjong.
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beastkek'd
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It's fair.
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>>559393671
I'd be more worried cutting the Haku than 3m but I'm hardstuck kekspert so...
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>>559394356
but i'm good at mahjong
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>>559394329
Chink game. Please andstand
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>>559393862
i don't speak chinese
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>>559392173
that niece's rank?
Saint 2
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>>559394327
That's literally mahjong? You push blocks into the center of the table.
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>>559394268
What's the point of keeping iishanten if you're not willing to go for tenpai? The 3m was suji, if your hand wasn't worth pushing that then it wasn't worth pushing live yakuhai either.
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Anyone have the jyanshi alignment chart?
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>>559394542
Luckily for you, the button layout is the same as for Mortal.
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>>559394687
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>samefagging your forced meme
embarrassing
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>>559395080
?
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>>559394807
Thank you. I was wondering who lawful good was.
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>>559395080
>anons are THIS jealous of (You)s
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>>559394329
majsoul is designed with fujos and trannies in mind
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Can you get to Celestial on ONLY tsumogiri?
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>>559394280
I wish the animated outfits from MJS had multiple touch interactions
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>>559395080
Sad!
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>>559395473
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>>559395473
what the monkey doing over there
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>>559395473
monkey hidden sex ntr...
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let us finally stop pretending this is a skill based client. at its core mahjongsoul is a GACHA game and GACHA equals a PROFIT DRIVEN PRODUCT. the mechanics of riichi are just a vehicle to sell you animated girl avatars and table decorations. because the developers are CHINESE, so they are under absolutely ZERO legal or moral obligation to provide a mathematically fair service to western users. their only allegiance is to their revenue stream.

when you understand that everything makes sense. they CAN and absolutely WILL influence your gameplay to maximize their profits. all the rng is calculated server side in a black box that we cannot audit. it is trivial for them to implement engagement optimized matchmaking.

for example they can (and will) easily raise your average shanten number at the start of the round meaning you are dealt mathematically worse starting hands. why would they do this?

- your win rate is too high already and you need to slow down so you dont progress too fast and quit out of boredom.

- you are not a donor. you sit there taking up server space without buying jade.

- a combination of the first two. if you are a skilled free to play user you are actively scaring away their less skilled but paying customers. obviously they will not lose anything if they cut you from the competition. they gain much more if the whales feel powerful and keep swiping

- you are from a politically hostile or irrelevant region. if you are a pro player from romania who never paid a single euro you will be forced to give room to less skilled but more generous asian players especially from japan where the gacha market is massive. they CAN and WILL enforce that demographic bias if it directly affects their profits because there is nothing you will or can do about it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gqn3G7efyA
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>>559395473
This really was a soulful game
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>>559396413
You have schizophrenia, but that's okay. There's treatments for that.
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>Dark Uchikawa
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>>559396413
>reddit spacing
didn't read
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>>559396413
they can't take away the cute emotes that we use to communicate and spread joy to each other however
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

>somewhat knew the song
>mfw first time see the video
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I've made my way back into Expert range.
I'm doing just fine avoiding unnecessary deal-ins, but my pushes aren't paying off as I'd like.
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>>559391204
>no yaku dama with 8 dora
bravo m1
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>>559396413
but i'm winning a lot as a skilled free to play player and that goes against your whole theory
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>>>/pol/529943957
what the cat doing
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>>559397425
kman?
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>>559397425
Good question
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glowies...
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>>559396886
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>>559397567
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TECHNO SYNDROME
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>>559396413
@grok was this made with AI or stolen from reddit?
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Not a kazoe yakuman... So unlucky Arubros....
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They call me the KillerDucky.
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>>559398216
Who?
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>>559398265
ideal chihori
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>>529943957
Mjg is a ruski general!?
cynthia-5.png
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>>559398665
Nice link
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>>559398665
do literally none of you know how to quote links across boards?
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>>559393242
3m riichi
toimen doesn't have ton dora and if he had pinfu+2 he'd dama to win, meaning we're not dealing into menpin+2 11600 to drop to 4th
we can tank a 3han40fu deal-in for toimen/mangan from kami in case he magically has all three aka
mangan tsumo for us wins the game
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It's up
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>>>/int/152558033
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>>559397425
someone crosslinked a hannigger furshit ukropiggy squealing around in that shithole /pol/
probably the same nigger
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eliisa-1.png
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>>559399251
uh oh shimmer melty
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uh oh shimmerko melty
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>4th place acceptance dama tsumo
what the fuck taro
did he just give up?
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>>559399863
the japanese believe that those in 4th place should gracefully accept their defeat in all last
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>>
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>le... wnsteveo!
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>>559401090
+1 ctnb 6e3 y4actnr
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>30 minutes
wow
just fucking wow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1sXCz1XbTw
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wo shuo bao bei!
jiu rang wo shuo sheng dui bu qi
wo bu shi gu yi yao rang ni sheng qi
yao rang ni bu kai xin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETyWv2ASGBA
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And a ching chong ping pon to you too
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>>559403304
WHORE
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My favorite jyanshi slut is Ryan
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Hey, do you know what Paradise is?
It's a beautiful place, like heaven.
Elysium.
Let's go and find Paradise someday.
Like we did when you found this field of flowers.
Through that endless forest…

Hey…
Please don't look for me anymore.
You've already found people you care about.
I'm…
I'm all right.
I'm okay just being in your memories.
You never forgot about me.
That alone has saved me...
I'm a black bird
And a black bird
Invites misfortunes.
Please don't look for me anymore
It'll bring bad luck to everyone
Memories are sometimes more beautiful…
Take care of your friends
And forget about me...
If you forget me...
Everyone will be happy.
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>>559404117
It's weird when /mjg/ says my name all of a sudden.
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Norville
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>james
aru-2.png
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Tyrone
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[Judas] Yuusha Kei ni Shosu: Choubatsu Yuusha 9004-tai Keimu Kiroku (Sentenced to Be a Hero) - S01E09 [1080p][HEVC x265 10bit][Multi-Subs] (Weekly)
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doko
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It's late
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its early
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now you'll tell me you're at work
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IT'S NOON
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it's my day off (unemployed)
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OKOD
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not even Discoslop is safe from /mjg/'s claws
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>>559405974
you posted that already
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>Franks
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>>559406026
no I didn't
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ore wa furanku
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HONORS?
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>>559407204
what are the odds?
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>>559407204
>kamicha with the daisangen
>shimocha with the honitsu
maybe just this once it's not genbutsu...
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>>559407204
no, 2p
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son gokulo
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>>559407204
riichi i don't see a very likely shanpon
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Wait I thought I bound a yostar account months ago, why is it saying they're available on the 9th?
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>>559408101
It's fine stop panicking over nothing
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>trying to trick anons into not linking
old /mjg/ would never have
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>>559408101
If you've got the yostar logo logging in you're fine
STOP PANICKING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PANICKING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU KEEP PANICKING THIS MUCH, STOP PANICKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>559409018
you actually trusted that?
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>>559409018
I DON'T SEE NO LOGO
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>>559407204
This time for sure
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YOUR ACCOUNT IS GETTING DELETED
YOUR ACCOUNT IS GETTING DELETED
YOUR ACCOUNT IS GETTING DELETED
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finally i'll be free
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fu ji rape
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I'm a protector of the cat kingdom, surely they won't delete my account...
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>>559409701
surely it's all automated, but I'm sure they would write you a very earnest apology letter if it were to happen.
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What game is this?
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Majsoul Friends Room 88898(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88898
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>>559410165
I MADE THIS POST FIRST
>>559170961
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Muh tenpai
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dick suckulo
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I don't care. I'm not binding. I just know they'll do my bidding when they fuck something up.
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Why don't you want to bind your account?
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>>559410236
3/4
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>>559410938
Who would choose to bind themselves willingly?
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>>559410978
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>>559410978
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>>559410978
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>>559411151
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>>559410236
started, thank you for joining
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I'm going to tilt all the way to expert at this rate
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>>559411403
that's where you belong
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why
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>>559411709
is yakuman tenpai no longer enough for mjg?
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>>559411759
tenpai is worth nothing if it gets cucked by hatsu dora
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>>559411076
She just fell into a trap
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mahjong is kill
>>
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I made a Yostar account 8 years ago and somehow it’s already bound? Huh.
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Rock CDs are no longer working, the lolis have come up with new methods
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>>559413332
Okay, but what speed is that DDR5?
xenia-6.png
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>>559409701
You have like a month to recover your account even if you do fuck up and fail binding it.
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>namae
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>>559414112
kek, that got me
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>>559414065
>mahjong star lv 20
why is that possible
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>>559414065
the 3d art always looks so ass in that game
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>>559414261
>3d looks worse than 2d
why are you blaming mfg for a fact of life
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>>559414239
Playing a lot of super doki doki kotsu kotsu mahjong
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>>559414454
I'm sure the majsoul characters would also look worse in 3d, but for some mysterious reason, I can't show you a real example. Life works in strange ways.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w
I can't help but think of the 14th annual rewatch when I hear this song...
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doko
>>
>>
>everyone is too busy waiting for sts 2 to post on /mjg/
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>>559417226
Not me. But do wake me up if Chrono Ark gets a sequel.
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I'm playing bnnuy game
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>>559417226
i really like STS and thus i have 100% confidence in that the devs will fail to deliver a game even half as good.
shiroko-11j.png
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I'm playing uma.
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I'm playing hat's game
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>>559417550
slay the spire is basically the only competent deckbuilder thanks to its simplicity and thankfully I think the devs are mostly aware of this
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I'm making perpetual stew
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Busy grinding Sega MJ
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>>559417550
it's going to be early access so it'll be shit for a while until it actually gets balanced
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Jinny's in the danger zone of deranking
cynthia-7.png
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>>559417864
I think mahjong is a fun deckbuilder too
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>win 6 hands + 2 exhaustive payouts
>one dumb play all game (-4000pts)
>90% less SR
law of averages I'm climbing but this sucks
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>>559417972
But playing with unbalanced cards is half the fun of early access. If it's complete shit, I'll go back to slay the spire 1 playing A20 with the packmaster mod.
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>>559418537
SR?
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are ninja decks any good in yugioh?
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>>559417576
Who are going to be the Uma reps for the Majsoul crossover?
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>>559419019
gold ship and nakayama festa
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>>559419019
Rice Shower so we can get porn of her and Ayako together
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I'm going to be the famous Oguri Cap
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>>559418538
>>I'll go back to slay the spire 1
>everyone does this
>hype dies
>never picks up the same again
>devs give up, game still sucks
>cash grab dlc to save the devs, game sucks even more now
>>>>>still priced above the original, double with dlc
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steam store is bugging
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The Camp Of The Saints
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>>559420050
On the same list that 1984 and Farenheit451 are on of "books everyone loves to reference but nobody has actually read"
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Huh, I thought they would be releasing the full game instead of early access…
Mahjong
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>>559420205
I've read Fahrenheit
never read 1984
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>>559420205
almost every burger had to read at least one of 1984 and farenheit 451 if not both in high school
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>>559420205
What kind of shitty public school did you go to in burgerstan where those books weren't required reading in junior high and high school?
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>>559420205
But I read Fahrenheit 451 back in high school and loved it. Didn't read 1984 though.
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>>559420205
Only one I’ve actually read was Animal Farm
I couldn’t make it past the first few chapters of 1984, too bleak. And I was out of my pretentious phase by then too
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farenheit 451 is actually a cautionary tale about internet mahjong
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Should I fated summon Steve?
The tablecloth is also cool but horsey and the collab are also around the corner
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>>559420790
My father made me read Animal Farm as a kid, I thought it was a funny book with talking pigs.
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>>559421242
No
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Majsoul Friends Room 84879(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84879
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Remember to get the slay the spire bundle if you have the first game, you save 10%.
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2 anons’ reactions to playing ranked
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>>559421418
2/4
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>plebbitor
Go back
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For me, it's 1Q84
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>>559422262
'weird' at times but great read.
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For me? The Glass Bead Game by Hesse, of course.
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My dad gave me f451 to read as a kid along with a bunch of other classic books. I don't remember much from it, but I remember thinking it was okay.
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>>559422262
Cool book, I didn't expect to see it mentioned in /mjg/ of all places.
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wtf Murakami is still alive? The way people talk about him you’d think he died during the Showa era
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>>559340145
tits too big
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For me, it's Ten Little Niggers
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For me, it’s Chess by Stefan Zweig
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>>559422817
most boring author I have ever had the displeasure to read.
Makes even Camus look vivid and colorful .
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>>559422524
Very good taste.
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for me it’s
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>>559422941
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For me, Green Eggs and Ham
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>>559420205
I read 1984 25 years ago and it was the last book I actually read. It was so bad that I ragequit books
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For me it's Flow Book 1.
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/jong/ died
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>>559423861
i'm terrified to ask how old you are
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>>559424071
The tablet I use to bake when I'm at work is currently rangebanned. I can bake again in about 7 hours. Gomen
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>>559423861
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>>559420205
I read 1984 in college and loved the suffering kino.
"a shoe stepping on the face of humanity, forever" made me hard.
For social commentary against communism Animal Farm was better, and funnier too.
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Am I late for book club?
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>>559424657
Your favorite short story.
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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
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>>559424787
There Will Come Soft Rain or Ray Bradbury's October Country
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>>559424520
Animal Farm was pretty darn funny. It’d make for a great play
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>>559424949
I prefer, If You Give a Moose a Muffin
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>>559424787
Notes From The Underground
the narrator is just like me… it’s scary
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We should make a /lit/ colony
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please tell me i'm not the only one who reads ted chiang
YOU HAVE TO READ HIS SCIFI
HE WROTE THE MOVIE ARRIVAL
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I don't read anything that doesn't have pictures in it
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>>559425394
>Further balkanizing /mjg/
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>>559425416
give me his best book
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>>559425416
>THE MOVIE ARRIVAL
Dogwater. There's no way learning a language can allow you to time travel. Even the idea itself is pants on head retarded
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mjgers will read anything but rb1
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>>559425550
he only writes easy to digest short stories with fantastic ideas, and i've read every single one of them in a day
READ "TOWER OF BABYLON"
IT'S SO COOL
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>>559424787
"Scanners Live in Vain"
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Wow actual readers?? my respect for /mjg/ burgerkeks...slightly increasing...
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>>559425678
if rb1 was a visual novel i’d read it
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>>559425416
I've only read classic scifi; asimov, clarke, dick, wells
It's not a good genre, but love asimov I've read almost everything he wrote
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For me, it's Jorge Luis Borges.
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>>559421418
ggs thanks for playing
1/4 again if anyone else wants to play
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>>559421418
gege only have time for one
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I only read biographical war novels. I like it when they kill the bad guys.
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>>559421418
gege
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>>559426010
did you know that i'm making it myself right now?
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>>559424787
"Pigeons from Hell" by the GOAT, Robert Howard
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>>559426178
The bad guys usually win in real wars
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i made it past two chapters of Morning Glory Milking Farm…
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>>559426286
Not the Spanish Civil War
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>>559426291
>Milking Farm
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>>559426361
the Carlists lost, anon…
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>>559421418
2/4
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>>559426291
Why "Morning Glory Milking Farm" is a critique about late stage capitalism and toxic masculinity
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>>559426361
>Spanish Civil War
>check inside
>soviet vs nazi proxy war
huh, I always thought Franco was too brown to be accepted by Hitler...
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>>559426036
>he omits Verne in his classical scifi list
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>>559426862
I'm gonna be honest with you Dr. Brown, I've only seen movies related to what he wrote and he sounds cringe.
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Are the Culture books worth reading?
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>>559421418
closed, sorry anon I dont have that much time right now to wait 15minutes
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How do i get into philosophy? I always wanted to sound smart...
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Books? Sorry, I only read chink slop.
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I can't read
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>>559427034
Don't, philosophy is a complete waste of time
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>>559427034
start with the greeks!
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>>559427034
Most philosophy is alright, but the people who talk about philosophy just use it in stupid ways to sound smart
Just… read Plato or Aquinas. Boethius is nice and short
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We failed last night, but today is a new day and we will hit kekspert 3
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>>559427189
But the most important chink slop that's related to /mjg/ is a book
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The Story of Western Philosophy
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>>559427034
Just act like you read the big ones, no one has any clue what they really mean anyway so you can slip by easily.
You just ad lib some plato with ethereal immortal soul preceding the mortal flesh.
Nietzsche arguing that soul and flesh cannot be a seperate entity and that thought itself is instinctive and learning is approaching a more complete form of being.
You just throw some random shit together to sound smart

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>>559427316
>the people who talk about philosophy just use it in stupid ways to sound smart
that's the problem: If you don't know philosophy yourself then you can't call them out on their bullshit
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>>559427189
Dream of the Red Chamber? Water Margin?
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>like Sara's design a lot
>One of the weakest emote games
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>>559427649
>>559427436
Sloppier
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>>559427786
Just use her in ranked and someone else in friendlies.
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>>559427872
She should be tied up in unnatural poses in my sex dungeon
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>>559427786
her emotes are great?
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>>559427786
I wish they didn't give her heterochromia. That would've been better on a different character design
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Buy Slay the Spire 2 now or wait a few months for balance?
Mahjong.
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>>559424165
43
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>>559427910
Emotes are even more important in ranked
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So when is the next league? Will we have a uma team?
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>The Chinese only have 4-5 great novels depending on who you ask
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>>559428039
>he thinks league nana is happening
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>>559427953
what if she gets a cramp
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I came DV-1166
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Hehe
LUCKY
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>>559426036
For me it's Gengen Kusano
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just bombed another phone interview...
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>>559427368
Based
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just bombed another post office
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>>559428436
Maybe if you stopped bombing these facilities youd be able to work there
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>>559428436
You can't just end every question by saying amaekoromo-0.png out loud, they don't know what that means.
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I miss shooting missiles in the army
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>>559417226
shit that's today? how many hours left?
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>>559427034
If you want to sound "smart" you can just pick a single writer and revolve your personality around it. Epictetus, Montaigne, Sartre, it doesn't matter, because basically nobody knows philosophy. Just avoid the few pitfalls like Marx (Engels can work) or Marcus Aurelius.
If you are actually interested in philosophy, start with the pre-socratics. You won't find complete works and they mostly deal with metaphysics, so you probably won't be bogged down and make them your whole personality, but they are interesting and give context to the other greek works.
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>>559428126
I’ll give her some “pain relief”
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>>559428436
At that point unironically feed your resume into an AI and have it spit out and answer for you by transcribing the call live. If they get suspicious of the delays just say it’s latency issues
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>>559428512
but it shows initiative
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>>559428505
That means I don't have work tomorrow!
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Queue memesura 66535
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>>559423176
i was reading kant but then ngnl vol.6 looked appealing...peace and war is sitting since years on my shelf unfinished. there are so many characters and I've forgotten them all and their relationsships and I don't want to start from the beginning again
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>>559429625
This was me with Anna Karenina. When I went back to actually finish the book Anna just looked like a vapid whore who’d abandoned her family for no reason
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>>559429625
read a summary and if that does not help you spark your memory it is over.
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>work in a solar energy firm so basic IT knowledge is a neccessity
>chef asks me to connect his printer to his new computer
>tell him he just needs to type in the ip in the software manager
>he says he doesn't know how to get the printer IP
>say "bravo" out loud
I am gonna get fired
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>>559431228
Bravo
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ronnanodesu
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>>559431228
bravo
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>>559431228
change the router admin password to “Bravo” and tell him you were just reciting the password
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>>559431228
Solar energy is a scam anyway
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>>559431228
bravo
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Alfa
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>>559431423
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>>559429625
>it's a chapter about that fat fucking oaf Pierre
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Golf
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>>559431228
mjg brainrot strikes again...
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>>559431228
Oh no no no *fires you*
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>>559431228
>Europoor hours
Bravo eurokeks
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>>559432059
Kek
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>>559432059
lmao
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>>559431228
As bad as calling your manager "TO"
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>>559431228
why would a chef have basic IT knowledge if his job is making FOOD
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>>559431228
why is there a chef in a solar energy firm
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>>559433089
maybe he uses the sun to cook the food
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BRAVOPOSTING HAS GONE TOO FUCKING FAR
A MAN WAS EMOTIONALLY HURT IN REAL LIFE THANKS TO YOU
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>>559433028
That poster is a native speaker of a Romance language for which the equivalent of chef means boss.
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bravo bravokeks
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Explain the entire /mjg/ lore to your boss
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>>559433028
why would a pizza place need a server room if chefs don't even have basic IT knowledge
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>>559433321
he wouldn't get it
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>>559433392
for the other kind of "pizza"
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>>559433696
turkish or french pizza?
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Who is the chef of /mjg/ then?
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>>559433824
I think we only have 2 baker anons IIRC
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Iwannacuminsideichihimenyaa~
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>>559434547
>>559434547
>>559434547
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>>559434574
bravo
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>>559431228
the ip of the printer or the pc?
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