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Updated Cover Site Edition
PC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/
PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/
To join, you have to:
>Set profile to public
>Open friends list
>Go to the crew page and request to join
>Drop your name here
>New Players Guide:
https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides
>Vehicle Testing Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzG gx
>Vehicle information
https://gtacars.net/
>Custom crew colors hex codes
https://gtacolors.com/
>Interactive map
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map
>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealers
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g
>Fix car plate bug
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729
>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammo
https://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8
>Cover archive
https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
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Sorry guess that was a dick move on my part by not using a cover as the thread image. I'm tired...
Starting tomorrow is the Neighbourhood watch event in #GTAOnline
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· Bravado Buffalo STX Pursuit (Emergency) – free to claim for GTA+ Members this week and available to everyone from April 9
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· Log in and purchase or own the Declasse Park Ranger (Emergency), and you will be rewarded with the Winter Park Ranger Outfit (within 72 hours)
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• Wildlife Photography (4X for GTA+ Members)
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• The Vespucci Job
• Community Race Series
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· The Gangbanger Robbery: Albany Hermes (Standard)
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· The Cargo Ship Robbery: Enus Paragon R (Top)
Weekly Challenge:
• Complete 5 Dispatch Work Missions to be rewarded with the Summer LSPD Officer w/ Tie Outfit & GTA$200,000.
Premium Race:
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HSW Time Trial:
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Time Trial:
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FIB Priority File:
• The Fine Art File
The Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:
• Grotti Cheetah Classic
• Vapid Ellie
• Bravado Greenwood
• Albany V-STR
• Benefactor Schafter
Luxury Autos:
• Benefactor Vorschlaghammer
• Declasse Tampa GT
Lucky Wheel:
• Maibatsu MonstroCiti
Prize Ride:
• Finish Top 2 in the LS Car Meet Series for 4 consecutive days to claim the Ocelot Swinger.
Premium Test Ride:
• Declasse Vigero ZX Convertible
Test Rides:
• Western Wolfsbane
• Declasse Vamos
• Vulcar Fagaloa
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Also hey, website hit 10k views, yay!
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• Stun Gun
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Rough time of night to launch a replacement thread.
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finally new bread
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lmao I know...
But I just got done updating and I was surprised there was no thread up already.
Feel free to let it die and remake at a more lively time.
Oh question, who made the guest cover 2 threads back? With the waitress picture in the center spot?
I don't wanna make a mistake like last time so I left it blank.
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Damn, I wasn't expecting the pic I drew to be a cover for these threads, feels good.
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>>562589983
According to people who've tried to buy the new STX cruiser, it's true. You get a notification that says "you have not yet unlocked this vehicle". I've only seen this shown with the STX but presumably rockstar has done with with all gta+ pre release cars. No surprise they'd do that.
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Replicated the Yosemite from the Salvage Yard poster
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>When you have 380M in the game but now youre just bored
>Owned 2 MK2s originally
>Bought 10 more just to flex to everyone and before they raised the price to 6M on these
>Currently own 300+ cars
>Also bored
These days Im either cruising or completing certain Career progress Tier 4 challenges
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>>562580696
Nice job cover anon!
>>562583579
I have the banshee one too, it's just too good and perfectly match the chibi style decorations from the autoshop
>>562601475
yes, but it keeps you "playing" for 48 mins more. Thus working as intended
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Greetings from Liberty City btw. Good morning. Just wanted to show a few cars I own.
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Are we still showing each other with Hermes? Here's mine
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>>562602571
I bought three just for the hidden liveries
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>>562604308
Had no idea there were hidden liveries on those. Speaking of liveries. These cars should have got Taxi liveries. Miss opportunity right there. A shame
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Afternoon lads,
I've recently started playing GTAO with my mates and we've quickly discovered that unless you're hosting the missions, you don't actually make any progress and only get like 10% of the cash reward, is there any way around this or are we going to have to do these mission lines 3 times so we can all stay relatively in sync?
This happened with the cluckin bell cocaine raid and the dax fooligan missions, is it like that for everything?
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>>562604420
Yeah I think Mk2 got all the After Hours liveries
>These cars should have got Taxi liveries
True, we don't have a single conventional taxi livery or even car, really. Best we got is the Hardy and its livery is based on Japanese taxis. lol
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>>562604965
Let me show my taxi fleet in a bit. Took this 2 years ago. Was getting an Earthbound vibe from the UFOs. Those were fun. I do like the halloween filter however i fucking hate when its forced to rain at night. Just take away the damn rain
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>>562606491
Damn nice. I barely interact with the casino games. Are they all luck base games?
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I wonder how many of you own this? Its from arena war which no one fucking plays that awful mode. It had potential but the way it was executed was too convoluting. Too expensive to upgrade anything and way too much grinding for fucking sponsorship tiers. I only went to a certain level just for this taxi alone. Everything else fuck that unless R* boost the AP points then maybe people would play more of it
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I see
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>>562583579
Let me post the big one to do it justice.
>>562602696
Thank you and thanks to everyone last thread that was saying nice thing about me.
>>562606491
Lucky motherfucker... most I ever won was 125k.
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>minor spelling mistake
things*
Since I'm posting... here's EthnicAnon as a cop.
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>>562610842
I've won 1 million a couple of times before. And some in the 100ks
Then again I used to blow every chip I got from the wheel on the slot machines so I've played a lot
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>>562604420
>These casrs should have got Taxi liveries
Please don't remind me, i'm still mad about it. It's even more ridiculous since there already is the Die Hard's xmas event
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>Dynasty
iirc it wasn't eligible for taxi work despite having the taxi livery (and being the first one at it too). Have they changed it?
one more too:
>Albany Brigham
another missed opportunity. It could have been turned into a sedan or convertible through modifications the same way the Coquette Classic does and it would have been a perfect reference to the Crazy Taxi Eldorado
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>>562607942
I've barely touched the Arena, and advancing to get the cars at this stage seems like a lost cause. I don't supposed you have the Go Go Monkey Blista you could sell me?
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Thinking about getting the yosimte rancher. I like the truck but kinda hate how raised it is, can't beat the customization though.
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cant believe anyone is looking forward to 6
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>>562624619
>Absolutely get it
I probably will. What really sold it to me was the option for blankets or were they ponchos? on the seats, idk why but I just love that.
>I'm thinking about getting a 3rd
Gawdamn. Post em if you want, I'll share mine later.
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>>562625892
'm not at home at the moment. I only have this pic of one of them.
Although if you go to the cover website you can see my other one in cover 13. Main pic at the saw mill
I'll get some clearer pictures later
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>>562602696
Nice, I do remember that one too
>>562606491
Damn, most I won was like 12k
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Nice! I hope I get to do more in the future, these are pretty fun (pic semi-related)
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>>562640492
coming with the save
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>>562612964
>Dynasty taxi livery
Correct. Its not eligible for taxi work. I guess because its taxi livery is rusty only
>>562617635
I bought that blista from someone in the car meet. I'm only on ps5
>>562624295
Just lower the suspension. I like it too. Reminds me of some hotwheel cars i have
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>The boor
Does anyone here have the boor with the NOOSE livery on ps5???
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Here's my clean one
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>>562652481
And the off road one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEWh_q5h2A
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Nice. What color is that on the clean one by the way? I really like that. Here's mine that I just got done creating, its a bit basic and I kinda ran out of money near the end so I'm stuck with the default tires but I got most of what I wanted and liked how it turned out. Also holy fuck I was not expecting it to drive the way that it does, not that I'm complaining.
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>>562665584
Lol i was just there got the free night stick. I like to make references from other past GTA games or TV/film/media. Several of my cars are based from specific cars from gta games.
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Rip Grove St Families
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Same here, this is just meant to be a recreation of the Vice City police car, tho i think there might be a more appropriate model for it, still Declase XL is a great car to base it on.
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Here's my blista i bought off from someone. I been playing this game regularly since May, 2020. Played Online once in 2015 on ps3 (story mode in 2013) then i never touched V until I bought the ps4 version in 2019 and eventually the ps5 version in 2024. Currently at level 666 which I dont want to gain RP too quickly for now lol and sitting at 383M. These days Im kinda bored so I been looking for car meets and buy players modded cars most notably if they have a liberty city or las venturas plate or hidden liveries that I would like
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The VC Cop cars are based on the 4th gen Ford LTD but yeah the Impaler ZX is the closest to resemble those cars
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>>562672276
From what i recall they removed them.
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>>562672428
Ohhhh this must be the old plate creator. Yeah i think that was before i joined GTAO. Rip. Ashame too because these days I like to have a diverse cast of cars with different plates not just the same boring san andreas plates. Having many cars with different city plates makes them feel more special and makes the game world bigger i guess with having different plates. Like it creates a story to a car with a non San andreas plate. I wish you can just select any plate without having to do convoluting car merge glitches or buying some off from car meets
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It was always just teaser material. We never actually had access to the options.
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>>562673197
Oh. Rip damn
The Toreo should have been called the Infernus classic. Its literally the Vice City Infernus while the actual "Infernus classic" is I mean yeah its sort of based on the gta 3/LCS Infernus which is based on the Diablo, Vector M12 but eh i guess they could have named it something else like Infernus "Diavolo" I suppose
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Italo here, I'm gonna contriboot my Hermes.
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I guess I can give some tips for anyone on money making in the game:
>Best vehicles to grind on some missions
The MK2, Sparrow, and F160 Raiju or as I call it the Raichu lol
>When can I sell my business?
Typically during double money weeks. But some businesses are fine being sold during any time such as the Bunker and Acid Lab. I never sell my MC products because most of the sell missions (except the 1 truck) suck hard. I only sell during double money weeks for those MC business. Otherwise I now keep the supplies/products full, why? More on that soon.
>Best spawn points?
Arcade, Garment Factory and Mansions are good if you want to start any of your businesses. Master Control.
>Current best business?
These days I mostly touch the Nightclub, Acid Lab and Bunker. Before the mansions, i never touched bunker (only 2x week) due to raids and i fucking hated it so much it pissed me off. Used to keep my cargo warehouse under 77 crates to prevent ghost raids but now after mansions, I can fully fill them to 111 at ease and now I can mess with the bunker thanks to no more raids.
>Business to fill up and later sell
Nightclub, Acid Lab, Bunker, are in my opinion, great. The reason I say to keep your 5 MC business full is because for Stash houses which spawn once a day fills up supplies to any of your businesses randomly as long as its not a full supply bar. So in my case when I go do stash houses it will either fill up my bunker or acid lab which i prefer now. The reason I think the Bunker and Acid Lab are the best is because well for Acid Lab you always get 1 sell vehicle and for bunker you can make a million after selling everything just hope you either get the Phantom wedge or Insurgent pickup cars to sell. Shoot might make a part 2 for this
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Hermes seating is so low it makes me look like a midget.
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>>562680932
If that anon is busy I can also add you if you want, you can hit me up if the deal doesn't get done, I'm also always open to play.
btw be wary that messages don't give notifications anymore for some reason.
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Got it, thanks guys
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Part 2
>Best Heist to grind
Casino and Cayo Perico. I used to grind soooo much on Cayo when it was brand new before all the nerfs. That heist saved me as a solo player. I hardly ever touch it these days. Used to speedrun that shit. I miss the shorter cool down period but i digress. My record was 7 and half minutes. I dont do Casino because I have no one to play with anymore. My other friends are just waiting for gta6.
>The essential vehicles to own?
IMO, for moving around the map, its the >MK2
very agile
>the sparrow
being the fastest helicopter in the game. Spawns instantly next to you. I use this more often than the MK2 sometimes
>The Raiju
Being the fastest aircraft if you're traveling somewhere far use that.
>The Iron Mule
Maybe not entirely essential but Its better than the cargobob in several ways (still kinda flawed) can help you with certain sell missions(not MC tho) and some setup missions i think, havent tried it. Could use some improvements
>The Toreador
Best submersible vehicle in the game. Fast underwater
>Owning All the service vehicles (except yacht)
Pretty self explanatory. Yacht is just to flex though. I bought it on sale once.
>Armored Kuruma
About 85-90% bullet proof. Not fully but still good. I use it for several missions that have way too many enemies. The Coquette D5 was better than the Kuruma as that car was 100% bullet proof for a year and its faster but Too bad they patched that so longer use it much
>Everything else?
Every other vehicle imo is optional, not a must to have in the grand scheme of things but usually for funzzy.
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I assume lots of people have the Hermes lol.
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BREACHING
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>The D5 has a glorified police livery based on Cross' cop car from N4S Most Wanted.
Its cool but i guess they could have released a D5 cruiser variant rather presenting a glorified cop skin for it. Still I like the reference to one of my favorite racing games of all time
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Um i think you should see a doctor now anon lol just kidding, typo im assuming.
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killing makes my dick hard
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Forgot to show the pic.
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ENTERING
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And speaking of Most Wanted, I actually tried to replicate all 15 blacklist vehicles from that game to the best of my ability.
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"I got the need for speed"
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Oh lol its fine
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>>562687942
And brace for impact.
Also fuck you Rockstar for never giving us Undercover Cheetah Classic 0 fucking sense why it's not there.
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>skidroaches are back in full force
new free online menu I guess
was fun while it lasted, I really enjoyed buckbreaking hostile shitters until they quit the session
still hoping they get castrated irl though, subhuman online = subhuman irl
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I mean i guess thats a Vice City thing only. Not sure if LA ever did that back then but you could say that for several other cars. They should have released the FIB Buffalo so damn long ago(one of my favorites to drive in gta 4) but I guess with the new Buffalo S cruiser you can replicate it in a way. I havent bought that one yet
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Im hoping to find someone on ps5 owning a Buffalo cruiser with a liberty city plate on it.
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Since its a cop week, might as well show some fleets
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I like to think this is an ex police car now retired. I dont own all the police cars you can buy in the game. Just some I like
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Uh let me know what other cars you guys wanna see, ask away, I most likely own it
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>do tier 4 challenges in the career progress to get these vans
>Find out there aint much customization options.
>For some reason, the Pony can only be modded in the facility. Fuckingwhy?
>LD Van looks cooler and can be modded anywhere but its slower than the Pony
I only bought smoke on the water just to get the Pony and to fill my Van Garage. I never touch that business.
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What are you doing anon?
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Very good work, Sir
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I think it's just carbanet red in metallic but I'd have to check later
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>>562698780
Cleeeeeen.
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I wish more lobbies were like this
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Some gang cars from gta 3
Cartels
Yardies
Leone Mafia
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"You're surrounded assholes! Come out now"
After I took this photo, a chopper was spazzing and lost control and blew up and then all the cops just walked away and some quickly despawned. Took the FIB Suv
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Want to go bowling?
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>>562704764
The Swinger is an underrated fun ride, but this is a rare week in which I'm not willing to sell the car I have to swap in the free prize replacement.
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>>562688060
100% agree, even more so considering its basic customizations suck ass
>>562688637
Odd we haven't got the IV "E36" yet, since it's been confirmed for VI
>>562699375
>orbital you
nuffin personel kit
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wow, waiting a couple days really does increase the chances of getting pink diamond
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>>562724004
Nah i think that shits rigged. After completing the heist, i dont do it. Then a week later i get back on the game and do it and i get the fucking tequila wtf. I didnt touch the heist. Can someone explain? I know after 72 hours the diamond is more likely to spawn
>>562717634
Well the XS4 is basically the Sedan version of the gta4 Sentinel which is mostly based on the E46
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>>562726468
>Nah i think that shits rigged
definitely rigged, and theres probably more variables that increase/decrease the odds.
its complete schizo speculation but I feel like it might take into account the last approaches you used
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I've did it hard twice in a row. Last time 3 bags of weed at the airstrip, this time 5 stacks of cash. Saw gold both times in basement storage. This time painting, no painting last time. Tequila both times.
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i wish i could wear a pair of aviators with this outfit
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Does cop week cause you to visit Cayo more often than usual?
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>>562784471
There used to be a trick you could use with the helicopters, but they patched it about a day after they came out with the police uniforms. You could still add some glasses to the set, by sinking your sparrow into the casino pool, but it wouldn't be the glasses you wanted.
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>>562814361
>woman doing laundry
what a pleasant sight
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>>562814361
I wish this game gave me more freedom while filming, alas.
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>>562815014
this little mod is your friend if you are on pc
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/no-rockstar-editor-restrictions
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I love this unwieldly piece of shit.
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Holy I don't think I've ever cleared a full business battle before. Also near the end some dude was chasing me in a weaponized car but slick mines saved the day, god I love those things
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>>562812626
For around 10 or 12 or however many years, the planes and helicopters would ignore your character settings and place their favorite helmet/glasses combo on your character when they got in to fly. This made it pointless to buy your own flight-suit or helmet combination, because the game just replaced parts of it whenever they felt like. The up-side is that you could use that game behavior to move hats and glasses from one outfit to another, even to the suborn ones.
Since they released the police outfits, the game mechanics has changed a couple of times. Not sure how this varies between PC/console, but it's like this on PC. Now an aircraft may add a piece of gear, but it won't replace one that you already have on. They spent 10 years teaching you that it was pointless to have your own flight-suits, but now technically you can finally pick your own helmet without interference, but of course it came at the cost of the useful glitch.
The good news, if you wanted night-vision or even heat-vision in your planes, it should now be easier than ever, without using any of the old glitches to sneak them in there. The game won't even resist you anymore. Why? I guess emergent individuality from the costumes is seen as not training you to helplessly purchase your approved uniform individuality from the hands of Rockstar. At least Rockstar is accepting that GTA has never, and will never be, taken seriously as a real e-sport.
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>>562853201
no, it needs script hook v, but script hook won't let you go online
you just record as normal, quit the game, throw script hook and the mod into the game, start it, go to the rockstar editor, enjoy your free camera movement
if you wanna play online again, just remove the script hook files and the mod again
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>>562855279
There has to be somebody at rockstar that when you ask them why unlocked costumes are unbreakable instead of just unlocking the individual pieces, they just tilt their head like a confused puppy that's just been exposed to calculus.
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>>562858831
it frees you from the zancudo restriction
the mod also removes the bubble so you can move the camera 300 meters away from your character if you feel like
also removes camera collision so you can move the camera through walls and more
it's basically a free cam cheat for the editor
see example pic for camera moved very far away
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>>562859947
oh sorry, if you can't record in the first place, the mod doesn't change that
but if you record in first person for example the mod allows you to change the camera in the editor
I rarely do online screenshots now, so I don't have many examples. But this picture was taken in zancudo during halloween and the mod allowed me to move the camera around
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>>562860705
>I rarely do online screenshots now
What do you use to get your online character in offline? How does it work with the stuff you've unlocked online? Does that copy over in any way at all or does it copy your single player file?
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>>562860705
I see. Thanks. The 300 meters thing definitely sounds helpful, being as I've tried taking recordings of planes lik the alkonost that were WAY to zoomed in when I went free cam. I can imagine that could make for some more interesting screenshots.
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We cruising today
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>>562861328
there's two ways to go about it
the easy way: just use director mod
the hard way which might trigger battleye now:
1. use a mod called skin ripper (https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/skin-ripper) which has no been updated in ages and you have to load into creator until the game notices you have modified files and will kick you back to singleplayer. This is the big IF of it might trigger Battleye now. I have no idea and I am not willing to find out, I did this part years ago.
2. use Menyoo to spawn a mpfemale ped, become said ped, save as an outfit
3. use the values that the mod dumps into some text file and transfer these values into the <FacialFeatures> section of mpfemale menyoo outfit file
4. use Menyoo to load said outfit, fix makeup and hair, save the outfit again
5. now you have your character saved as an menyoo outfit and can basically load that into singleplayer when you want
in general I use Menyoo to pose my character and make the clothes with it which allows for non possible combinations of clothes and decals although I rarely do those combinations since it's a headache to find the correct clothing and skin parts so that nothing clips
>>562861543
only downside to going way way way further away is that sometimes the LOD hits and things start becoming lower resolution which can show itself in odd times when for example tattoos suddenly become 144p instead of the 720p
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>>562867754
I used to do this while i was playing Los Santos Red who remembers, just rebuilt my online character in single player and played the modded game.
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>>562867754
hard way 2:
just remodel your online character in menyoo by hand
upsides: safe
downsides: tedious and probably not accurate
on another topic, I would like the oni masks to be available as half masks so I don't have to use a mod for them
>>562868829
I don't use director mode since it feels pretty dead compared to normal single player imo but I know my way of doing screenshots is not for everyone and can be very tedious
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>>562870526
Nice fit. Can we still do the patches on chest glitch or did they get that too
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>>562870526
Not exactly using director mode but the hard way which was basically modding classic GTA V with a single player RP mod that lets you recreate your online character through the online system so I could actually fix many clothing that in online are bugged due to the devs using wrong body pieces under clothing.
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>>562872252
I have sadly no idea, those pics were done in modded single player
>>562872312
menyoo gives you full access to the individual clothing slots too but it's a manual scroll list so you have to go through all the clothes by ID
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Anyone available to sell me a hermes with the Amazing Hermes livery at LSCM?
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>>562884525
Cool if you get it, it means when we finally find a day where we meet again on gta i can buy it from you.
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>>562889601
For sure. Not trying to ghost you by the way, I saw your last massage, and I don't know if that was sent when I was online. I noticed there was a number indicating the amount of messages I have again, which stopped happenning after messages got bugged, so it's possible they're fixed now.
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If the game will cooperate and let me log in.
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>>562891915
Yeah I too am having issues. I had to accept the updated rockstar policy and now I'm getting the "we can't download your data from rockstar servers at this time" thing. Anyways, don't fret it lol, I've got the time and we can do this any time you like. I expect these sorts of things with this game. It's extremely busted. I don't know if you saw my message in game but doing a clean boot (I think) fixes it. I typically do a clean boot of my PC in conjunction with verifying my game files though steam, which can take like 15 minutes. I'll see if that fixes it.
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>>562893068
I had the same thing. Had to accept it, and restart the game, and dance while crossing fingers. If our paths don't cross today, you know how to flag me down. If I don't see message notifications, jump in my session and run me over with a car or something, and I'll notice that probably.
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>>562893548
Thanks again!
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I now have Hermes shots for the cover! (if there's space). I messed with the editor and realized that particle affects from the point you pause a clip will remain as they are if you click at another point in your clip, so long as you don't drag along the line (during which it will effectively overwrite). Using this I was able to try and get a cinematic explosion clip, remiscient of something like jumping through a ring of fire.
I think it kinda flopped but I tried, and I think it came out alright.
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>>562901302
So for example, if you record yourself standing on C4, move away from it, then detonate it, then in your recording, you can play your clip, pause where it detonates, then click at the point in your clip where you were standing over the C4, and you'll be standing in the explosion. This is why my hermes wasn't annihilated.
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Someday i will have to tinker with the director stuff.
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Starts replaying gtav in anticipation for vi. did anything ever come of this?
kifflom
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>>562922859
This is the only new thing I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv24Q4EUp5Q
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>>562726468
the XS4 is based on the 5er. It should have been under the Oracle branding or else a new name, as they did with the Vorschlaghammer
>>562830295
>Cosmos
there are some good wired wheels options in the OG lowriders wheels category and a couple more Benny's ones
>>562840413
wish they gave us more classy outfits that weren't business ones, rather than the umpteenth garish ghetto rags
>>562901302
amazing cinematic shot
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>>562941145
Thenk. Here are a few more angles, since I took more shots. The prior ones were just what I thought were my best selection but some of these are good too. The powerline got in the way in one which kind of annoyed me so I initially didn't post that one.
>>562903925
I actually haven't used director mode much. Director mode and rockstar editor are related but they aren't the same. Director mode lets you stage scenarios playing as characters including NPC's, lets you place props, (I think) NPC's, and other things, so you are making something entirely staged. You can also use it to in effect, just play gta with a bunch of cheats, make race tracks, or what have you. You can record what you do in there and then put it through the editor to make films or take screenshots, but I've only taken screenshots from my online recordings.
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This thing completely obscures your character's line of sight.
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>>562944915
In a theoretical sense, it should protect you from incoming bullets. Especially if you use the duck button. Certain vehicles do just kinda have beneficial geometry.
>>562922859
Unless I'm wrong, can't most of it be accounted for in the single player campaign as part of completionist? I guess with exception of the jetpack. It should be easy to attribute the jetpack to a CJ reference, although i feel like I once heard somebody claim that some parts of the Doomsday heist had been intended for single player mode originally.
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>>562946405
Thenk!
>>562946859
I actually didn't consider that.
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>Cayo decides to provide a ruby necklace and two office paintings, with easy uniforms and grapple right there at my preferred landing spot.
Not bad. Now if only I had time to actually stay online and play the game.
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If anyone happenned to be curious about it, no, you cannot lift the police transport for police work with the mule.
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I'm back, I'll try to catch up to what I missed.
>>562901302
Oh that's a cool trick.
>>562944672
Added.
>>562679513
Ugh... this is why I'm not a fan of adding cars to the cover, it's so hard to get them to fit.
We need 2 vertical style pictures, like the one on the left there.
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Well fuck you too rockstar
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>>562840000
checked and addedand un-blue'ed
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Also, you can't use a vagos car stored as a personal vehicle for the driveby payphone hit challenge, if you were curious.
>>562956236
You can use a tampermonkey script for this by the way, but you have to keep your browser open of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvhtnEZTrSU
There's still time if you care about the winter patrol outfit or the million dollars.I hate doing these things though
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>>562474124
Added, two more needed.
>>562964410
If you can take a far away shot of you three flying together it would be nice for the center picture.
>>562814204
always nice seeing gta character smile instead of doing their weird faces
>>562814464
kek
>>562803031
After the career progress I'm Cayo'ed out.
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>>562965106
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>>562965106
I know I know I am already on these but I have more old pics that might fit
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>>562969057
oh look an actual online pic
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>>562969259
and another one
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>>562963606
My Hermes is just the same as top right not worthy getting into the game for another picture
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Love these 2
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>>562971843
thank you :)
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>>562969437
Really cool shots, and I like the tacticool babes.
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>>562973708
which one?
the online looking characters are online characters recreated with menyoo :)
see explanation up here
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>>562944672
>Director mode and rockstar editor
I suppose I conflate them in my mind. Haven't tried either of them, but whichever could create more interesting screenshots, could be fun I guess. At most I take regular screenshots of the game, and maybe occasionally make obvious touch-ups the results for fun.
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>562974087
AH I see. Thanks! I might dabble in this stuff when I have the time.
>which one?
My bad I habitually removed the post tag lol. It became a habit from replying to multiple parts of individual posts. I meant this one >>562969057
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>>562975036
>greentexting the post number
Wow I can't do anything right.
On an unrelated note, I saw this guy playing blackjack so I thought I'd stop in for the fun of it, and absolutely FELTED him and the house. It was as though the gods were whispering the right plays in my ears and the guy rage quit. I had a laff.
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>>562971937
It do be like that.
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>>562975036
modded single player with menyoo trainer
spawned the characters, edited their outfits, set up poses, attached characters to helicopter, attached a runway light for the red light effect into the cabin of the helicopter, fly around while recording, made the pics with the editor
that's the short form
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>>562971468
>Equip ensemble with tie
>Remove the hat
>Removes the tie as well for some reason
>Cant re-equip a tie cause its "not compatible"
good ol rockstar quality
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>>562978215
There are some t-shirts that are prizes for the claw machine, but they are plushie version of the characters.
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>>562978849
I just want more and better suits and the ability to wear watches with my fucking Hawaiian shirts.
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>>562979185
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>>562979185
>2x bail office bounty
>barely breaks 300K even from the primary weekly bounty
ew
>>562978947
I wasnt aware those existed, I'll have to grab them.
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>>562976185
I wish this game played a little bit more into the tactical element. It leaves a lot to be desired and it could be so kino. Co-oping cayo with Italoanon gave me a thirst for that. Maybe ghost recon wildlands would sort of offer what I'm looking for, but it's not really the same.
>>562979010
And matching tactical gear for that matter! I'm pretty sure they were goofing off when they made some of these wears, like I'm fairly positive there are camo underwear options that share the same textures as barets but no actual military gear does. Can't confirm but I suspect it.
>>562978947
Reminder that you can AVOID getting trapped here, so long as you close out background stuff on your PC and internet that eats your bandwidth, and you do it with 3 players (2 works sometimes but it's risky).
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>Bravado Buffalo STX Pursuit
DOESN'T HAVE IMANI TECH
I REPEAT, IT DOES NOT HAVE IMANI TECH
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I will say, though, the restrictions on clothing makes it so you have to be creative with less. So when you find an outfit that works it activates the neurons ever so slightly
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>>562979671
wildlands and breakpoint somewhat scratch the itch but they are way more open compared to gta so you don't actually need that much coordination and they play much faster than gta
still can be a good time but it's not the same
imo breakpoint has the better gameplay (when you turn off all the gear stat stuff that is) than wildlands but the map sucks
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>>562981323
most annoying restriction is accessories
Just let me wear a scarf without having to resort to glitches or external tools. I don't care if it clips with the jackets just let me wear it.
Also sell all heist and mission outfits how they are so I don't have to use yet again a glitch to get the tacticool catsuit with the vest from a doomsday setup
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>>562982343
It might sound weird, but when the game actually pays out, it seems to do 3 in reasonable succession.
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>>562982676
Yeah I ended up getting Humpy and Muffy back to back, so makes sense. Still need to go for the rest. How long would you say it took to get all off them? Did you get them all in one session or space it out
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>>562983497
Once i finally decided to just not quit at it, it took me two long evening play sessions on consecutive days. Occasionally I left to empty safes.
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Looking at file dates of screenshots... maybe three evenings...
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>>562979402
>winky
>rampant rocket
>comet safari
>arbiter GT
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>>562984486
The safari is probably going to come around again at the chop shop, if you want to grab it there. Not sure when, but they place does repeat.
I'm not saying it wouldn't take a while, but you can get the Winky for free for completing the Cayo heist teir 4 objectives.
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Hmm, thats not as bad as I thought. Definitely easier to justify dedicating the time to it now that I have good passive income on this account
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>>562986631
The arcade is a nice hangout, when I cannot convince myself to grind any further. As a bonus, getting the plushies will decorate your arcade office and become available in your casino penthouse.
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>>562986997
Everything in this game is a half cooked idea completely forgotten by the next update decorating the penthouse becomes useless because there's already a better property which can't use those decorations.
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whats in your bail office garage? I need inspiration
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>>563000874
what's the gta equivalent of this thing?
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>>562994996
I reroll depending on which vechilces I get, because some just aren't worth trying solo in a public lobby, too risky. If I'm selling with multiple people I'm comfortable with any one of the sales.
>>563000487
It's slightly thrilling and I'm a bit of a masochist after torturing myself relentlessly when I grinded the game years ago. I can also bare the slight hits to the payout when I have to restart it. If you aren't experienced getting molested in this game (as I've thorougly been) it seems reasonably daunting, but I've done public sales so much now the occasional whuppings I get are so clearly outweighed by my gains it's not much of a question for me whether I'm selling public or solo. Afterall, if you have 20 players or more in a session your bonus is 50% of the initial pay. It's more shocking to get blown up doing a sale if you don't have a lot of experience with it and public lobbies, because in the scope you are familiar with it's a much bigger blow. Definitely better to sell in solo or friend lobbies if you value your sanity and aren't about longhaul maxxing.
>>563000874
I think I threw something kind of random in mine, but an armored car of some kind feels right.
>>563001630
Maybe a granger, or a contender. Neither look quite right but that might be as close as you'll get. You can have a look here https://www.gtabase.com/grand-theft-auto-v/vehicles/#sort=attr.ct3.fro ntend_value&sortdir=desc&attr.ct1.v alue=suvs&page=1
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>>563001630
Albany Cavalcade XL if you want the 2020's equivalent.
But the Granger 3600LX is the closest direct equivalent to that generation of Yukon.
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>Definitely better to sell in solo or friend lobbies if you value your sanity and aren't about longhaul maxxing.
But if you're feeling adventurous you can try it. You MIGHT have fun! I wouldn't recommend doing anything but the 2 semi, or 3 (one stop, as opposed to 15 drop) insurgenet sales solo. When you reroll (go to a new session to start a new sale), you'll lose a bit of product but it's nothing catasrophic, and assuming your sale is successful you'll still get paid more than with no bonus at all. I'm probably making it sound a little more crazy than it actually is. If you go into it with the mindset of what you gain in a broader context, and you don't let the outcome disturb your serentiy, it won't bother you as much. If you switch lobbies just as you're being attacked you won't lose all of your product, just the bit of time you took trying and a little bit of product from cancelling the sale. You are taking a risk though, of course.
Alright, that's enough sperg rambling from me for now.
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>>563009739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L3zK6pkVJ8&t
I don't know how credible the source is tho sorry if this is a known shitposter because i only engage with HarmNone but he only talks about the in-game stuff only.
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I was born too late, I would've BEEN the 90s
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>>562968448
I can replace that AK one, it doesn't look as military anyway, also the top right pic was already used and the characters are repeated twice over so I'm removing that too.
So we still need 2 more, but different ones.
I'll try to play a bit tomorrow and contribute my part to these ones.
>>562967263
Well the problem isn't that its too dark, more that there's no contrast so it just looks like a blue blob until you look at it full size.
>>562982445
You got some ketchup on your mouth.
>>562979010
Ok... you're not gonna believe me, BUT...
>>563009504
There was that "discord integration" thing from a few weeks back that we thought was going to replace the text chat, but then I guess nothing happened?
>>563009881
>dorkviper
I ain't watching that, but there was already an old leak that text chat is in the game, its just deactivated for some reason.
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I guess no reason not to post the progress.
Obviously I'm removing one of the repeats, it fits well on both places.
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>>563016142
I know but this leak is new and says they're seem to be doing some new embed chat but I wanted to ask here if anyone heard something else
>>563019407
If you want to buy a Mafia buy Mafia II the original.
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All you need are cars.
Dodo do dooo.
All you need are cars.
Dodo do dooo.
All you need are cars.
Cars
Cars are all you need.
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>>563022594
It plays like online but without retards trying to fuck your day up, if it gets lonely me and a couple of anons do added up each other over the years to acquire some vehicles and ended up being mission partners and cash farmers.
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Messages are still fucked, I sent you a message goofball.
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>>563023345
Oh, didn't see it. Yeah they're still busted. I kept checking while I saw you were online, but there was no update. I noticed a couple of times messages only popping up after I sent one myself, or only after relaunching the game. I can get on now with you if you want.
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>more limited-time events coming soon
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>>563035206
Thank you for a great night.
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oops meant to reply to you
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>>563042181
You too Anon, I had a good time.
By the way, ragarding the rockstar email, they said they "won't take further action", but repeated violation "may" result in suspension of my chat privilages, so I probably have nothing to worry about.
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>>563043528
Happy it didn't became an issue issue.
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Found a lot of cool shots from the footage btw.
I insist on the COPS cover again
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skipping a lot of screenshots that im saving for further down the thread.
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But have the one you probably care the more about lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5TWbeav7hI
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>RELEASE ME NOW!
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they will surely fix this right?
right?
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>>563074059
if it had a ranger hat i might have actually considered buying this thing (no dispatch work btw)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyeXETJFNhg
do you remember fighting Herobrine as a kid?
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My game stayed in last week's update when when I tried to play it, I got the classic "we couldn't download your save data from rockstar servers" thing. This has become way too frequent and I never used to have this problem. I've been told a couple of times that deleting the profile folder or a file inside it in documents fixes it. I've tried that before but it deleted my single player save data it seems, and I think I still needed to verify my game files. Verifying my files has worked for me but it takes literally 15 to 20 minutes which is kind of a pain in the ass.
>>563084689
Are they down? This game really has been collapsing from the inside out since April fools. The joke has overstayed it's welcome.
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RELOAD
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>>563086035
>we couldn't download your save data from rockstar servers
Got this earlier today on a loop, would happen anytime I entered freemode through the Main Menu even after deleting my profile (5 fucking times), but never if I entered Online through story mode.. fixed it by enabling cloud saves on Steam and Rockstar Launcher. Never had to before last week's update.
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>>563088578
I'll have to try this. So gay. From my experience (and having done it again just now to fix the game being broken)
>clean boot PC
>verify game files (through steam or whichever launcher you use)
>clean boot PC again
Helps. My clean boots might be redundant but I was told to do it by rockstar once and it solves certain problems when this game wants to go haywire.
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>>563089706
What else am I going to spend my money on? I feel like most players are vets with more money than they know what to do with at this point.
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>>563090348
Not a bad idea, I recently started playing again and was relatively pissed they started gatekeeping past cars like that. At least I got most of them before that so I take them to the car meet sometimes.
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>>563088578
i got an error yesterday about "being unable to maintain a connection with the rockstar servers" during the final drive of the dr dre contract but nothing actually happenedwas that actually a world premiere when the contract came out?
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Does anyone here know how much discord impacts desync in online? I haven't used it or any similar client, I've only used it on a browser, and having a browser open eats up bandwidth and really deals a blow to this game. I'm just curious because all other methods for chat in this game are broken, limited, or draconian.
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I think i've got them all now
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>>563041861
I'm assuming next week and the week after will be the winter/summer highway patrol outfits WITH ties.
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>>563129350
Gaem bein wierd agen. Changed my port forwarding and things went Cantonese if you know what I mean. I'll try to be on soon if you are. Verifying my game files for the umpteenth time.
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So, you and your "date" think you can come on my beach and "have fun? Where do you think you are, an amusement park? Drop the ice cream, and put your hands against the car!
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So if this is the kind of police car that GTA6 will have, why not let it come with some Vice City liveries, instead of just the standard Los Santos stuff? Why not have fun?
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>>563136218
>So if this is the kind of police car that GTA6 will have, why not let it come with some Vice City liveries
I don't know why they don't! They should all have LC, VC, SF, and LV liveries. TO be fair though, they'd probably have to go with like one livery per PD, if they did it LSPD style they'd have a ton of liveries to be making, and I highly suspect rockstar gets really austistic about this kind of thing, hence all of the little things they arbitrarilly choose to and not to do. They do kind of act like a "small indie company" lol.
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>>563136616
A-men. You speak truth.It's hard to tell if Rockstar is being anal about some perceived roleplay community, or if they just want to limit what exists so they don't have to maintain expectations later, or if they are just legitimately phoning it in.
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>>562973521
more tacticool babe pics as promised
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pc magic
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I've tried looking around but I haven't really found anyone talking about it, but to the end goal of maximizing money, what should one do with their secondary character?
I bought all the businesses (excluding Arena War if that counts) on my main character, mansion and everything and have been alternating between stuff weekly (this week it's bounties, last week it was dispatch work in between mc/acid/weapons/nightclub plus the animal photography)
I figured out that weekly one should probably have a salvage yard on both characters, despite how boring it is to do it twice, you do get to "double" how much you get from the salvage yard weekly. But as I was playing on my second character I had this feeling of, why shouldn't I have the same passive income flowing in on the secondary character too?
And then I reminded myself that I would need between 25-50~ million to buy back all the properties I would need to put myself on the same income and system I have on the primary character, and god knows how long that would take to even make back, making the investment rather pointless.
Has anyone else "strategised" for stuff like this? The only guide I found is from 7 years ago or something.
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>>563154790
Second character I believe are more to do specific playthroughs or like rp playthroughs where you don't have an incentive to have all the content and engage with all the farming again, like you pick one or two businesses or dedicate him to CEO or Biker, etc.
I see no point in making a second character personally but if i had to pick one it would be to have a very specific kind of playthrough, maybe more grounded ignoring a big part of the content.
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>>563154790
There's basically no point having a second character, the option even got dropped with RDO.
I ran two characters for a while up until shortly after the yachts came out, have a different one on each, but more and more businesses just made it overwhelming to have to, so I just stuck to one of them from there on.
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It's pretty much what I did, RP'd them as siblings with different styles.
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they aren't that good imo
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Fair enough.
I do think having a secondary salvage yard just for the heists is worthy enough but I couldn't really find much else that fulfilled that requirement of, weekly task that would consistently give me a large reward that is also locked to 1 character at a time.
I have sorta being RPing too, been buying cars I don't buy on my main character because I'm trying to go for an almost stereotypical California girl or something.
Limiting weapon selection is really nice too, I don't even use ARs on this character, just the TMP/MP9.
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>>563160418
I did try to RP on my early days but I've fell victim to late stage farming so I lost some of that over just being a bit more productive, I do still enjoy being driven around in Limo once in a while instead of using my Sparrow or the occasional Vanilla Unicorn visit.
But I tend to do that when I'm alone rather than with company just to not waste time of people.
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>>563161874
Got the color off of a real Porsche color thingy, kinda reminds me of strawberry yogurt...
And your pictures are cool!!
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Thank you, I've been trying to put more effort but I can't beat Menyoo and stuff like that.
I still have made basically mini movies through screenshotting my missions over time.
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>>563160225
It's the catsuit with vest from Doomsday Act 3 - Setup Rescue Agent 14.
You can save it just how any other heist setup clothing glitch. Make sure you own all the individual parts first or it might not save.
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imo just taking screenshots the normal way makes you more creative since you have restrictions to get a round. With Menyoo I am sometimes just stunlocked because I have too many options.
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>>563170336
>pretty pissed the stx didn't get the jammer and armor
It has jammer
For some reason it can only be applied in the mansion tho, not the agency.
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You're slow
You have low maneuverability
You have no armor
You have no counter-measures
You have almost no customization
Your autocannon has a really short range
Your massive blades make city landings difficult
We can't even rappel off of your sides
And yet i wouldn't change you for any other chopper. I love you, savage
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It's possible; I specifically paid for this month cause I saw in the newswire you got the new car a week early, and for free.
I had it sent to my mansion, where I modified it with the jammer at the first chance I could.
I did notice the jammer isn't modifiable at the Agency tho. Which is abnormal.
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>still no sheriff's deputy uniforms
>still no regular (non motorbike) highway patrol uniforms
>still no motorbike variants of the LSPD uniform
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because it's meant for PvP cop RP. the game is set in Los Santos, it wouldn't make sense to have cop cars from across the country.
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they wholesale invented entire new agencies with the liveries they've made for the cop cars. there is no Davis PD or Port of LS PD or Grapeseed PD in-game. They're based on real agencies, but that's not how the system works in-game. canonically there's only the LSPD (who police the whole city, along with all surrounding waters and sky even outside of the city), the LS county sheriff (who police in Blaine county), and the San Andreas Highway Patrol who only appear in a handful of missions in story mode.
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>Step out of casino
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>Fingers are misplaced by 1 button
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Why not?
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OK, xisters, I've got those 6 - the left ones are old, the right ones were boughted last week. What else, any suggestions? I don't have any sheriff wheels, what do they usually drive? Something like a Dorado or Caracara?
Or maybe a Park Ranger for that homosexual suit I'm never gonna wear?
Not buying an STX right now tho, waiting for a discount.
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I own both the Park Ranger and the Dorado because I think they look good
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>>563217708
I know right? Now please excuse me while I pull this cigarette out of my ear
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I always found it weird that they made hair get pushed down like you have a hat on in cars.
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Magic.
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>>563220840
The winter patrol outfit, but that one appeared in the past right? Maybe you already have it.
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>>563221231
This >>563119767 looks like a way bigger list of outfits than I remember, I gotta get to a wardrobe to check.
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btw the clothing keeps losing it's labels when i get into helicopters.
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I'm missing the NOOSE outfit cause I don't do heists >>563119767, but I think I have all the rest that are available.
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Rockstar trying to make me play this game daily.
>>563222882
Looks like the difference is long sleeves versus short sleeve and long sleeve with tie.
If that's all then I don't mind missing out on a couple of them.
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>>563222570
I'd report that to rockstar, but they put people through the troubleshooting ringer, and being as I don't have the same issue, I couldn't do that. They might dismiss it. I do have this screenshot of it having happenned to another player though, so you could use that as further support for it being a a game wide bug. They're really putting me through the ringer right now though with this chat thing. They just keep finding new lists of things to tell me to troubleshoot. I can't tell if they're trying to widdle down to certainty, make me bug off, or if they're just looking for ways they can ignore the bug until it's impossible to ignore. I'm guessing not a lot use those chats or just haven't been given a reason to realize it's bugged because I haven't seen anyone with reach on youtube say anything about it.
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>>563224870
level 3 of the business career for Bottom Dollar Bounties.
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>>563223768
the short sleeve one without the tie is the only good looking one in my opinion
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career reward
>>563224898
I reported the Granger 3600XL Imani armor being broken since nearly two years
It has not been fixed at all
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Another day another Urban American I capture.
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>want to buy cop car
>game refuses to spawn trade price mission
Thanks Rockstar...
Now to move them to a mansion or maybe the agency? I think they fit better in the Agency style wise, definitely not lore wise... Franklin would probably kill me if he saw a bunch of cop cars parked inside his building.
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When I have the time I'll give a look on the thread and make that cop cover you asked for.
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>>563230576
Finally. I still need to unlock the badge for doing 100 bounty missions.
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>>563229772
ohhhh cop cover? count me in
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>>563230885
Ug lee livery but I might keep it cause it's part of the trophy.
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A spot in the cover, a number nine large... and ME... Which would you like first?This has to be dumbest picture idea I've had. lol
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Most of my career stuff I kept unclaimed.
Also I said when I have the time but I meant when I'm in the mood... clearly I have the time now.
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>>563235293
kek, that is something that singleplayer Jimmy would say, but online Jimmy and I are budsalso I would fire him.
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Surprisingly difficult time trial this week.
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>>563229772
Bothers me that theres 16 emergency vehicles total. Can't have them all in one garage or fill an office garage
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Another grain of sand.
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Hey, you think you can take Screenshots while in the Cutscenes?
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Shit! what I meant to say was can you take pics next to NPCs in Cutscenes?
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>>563254783
there aren't that many left they can do. a purchasable version of the Taurus, a SWB cop version of the Granger 3600, a 4 door cop version of the Tornado, and maybe backport the Explorer from 6. beyond that the only 'iconic' California cop vehicles are the CHIPS Kawasakis and a 1970 Dodge/Plymouth.
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>>563236121
You guys use HSW cars for the regular time trials?
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>>563242232
Took me 4 missions to get both of the discounts, they really should make it so if you have a trade price to unlock the mission always spawns.
>>563248607
Well the problem is that you can't record while a cutscene is playing, so you can't reframe the shot.
You'd need a mod to let you replay cutscenes and another to let you record them.
>>563251534
I had to watch that scene for the first time to make that joke and its a lot weirder than I thought... at the end she flashes herself to the kid, all that was missing was the
>directed by Dan Schneider
>>563264567
They say that black don't crack, but you look too old for this shit.
>>563265189
Impressive.
>>563286393
Hmm... I prefer the others, your sidekick here looks like your clone.not to mention a dirty sprunk drinker
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>>563302124
that's actually a friend's character
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Aight, here what I got with the cop cover.
I tried making a big one but there's too many repeat people so I deleted and remade into a small.
>>563227503
Can you retake this one a little zoomed out to fit better?
... oh nvm I guess I can just use this one you posted while I was writing this lol.
>>563107348
Can you retake this vertically so it fits in the center spot? maybe a bit zoomed out too so your character fits better in frame.
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>>563229772
Don't add this one >>563264567
to the cop cover. The original was already in one.
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>>563306818
I also have this one
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>>563307401
Well no one liked that heavy filter so I figured I might as well re-use it.
I don't see any other pics from that anon, maybe these? >>563214141 But they're tiny.
Also I wouldn't doubt that I already used that picture of me getting arrested.
Anyway here's the military cover.
>>563159445
What? They're fine. Also we've been neglecting the helicopter spot for a while now.
>>563308634
I actually prefer that other one because the high heels barely show in the frame, so you look at it and its like
>oh cool cop lady picture... wait a minute
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You'd think that after losing 5 cars the chinks would realize that these casino chips aren't worth it but no. Over the course of 10 minutes they lost like 30 cars, 20 bikes and at least 100 goons
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It tickles my curiosity that the chips can be physically moved. Makes me wonder if a player could just yoink a box to a distant location and just sleep until the timer ran out. Or even cargo lift them out of there to leave on the roof.
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>>563306818
I can try to take the same picture in another angle, i still have the footage.
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just have to stop being lazy and get into the editor.
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there are no more colors to paint a police car :(
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Fun coincidence, for this shoot we came out with the SPAS for some arbitrary reason and when checking the footage I realized the SPAS is mounted in the gun racks in the car, I also realized how unsafe the Police Car is because there is no division between the backseat and the front seat, meaning anyone who you "arrest" and transport in this car can just try to make you crash whenever you drive.
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>>563318951
Oh cool lol. That never occurred to me but I pulled mine out when I saw yours, and I realized I didn't use it often though it's kind of a good gun.
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Is there a way to have multiple different crew colors for cars? When I tried long ago with a custom crew I made, then switched crews, and the cars switched accordingly which really annoyed me, I'd hoped they'd just stay. It then made me wonder what would happen if you bought a car from someone at LSCM that was set as a custom crew color. Would it do the same or would you actually keep it? Side note, good grief, this shit's so pointless and annoying, it wouldn't kill them to just give us a custom color wheel, but as I've said previously, I highly suspect rockstar is really autistic about these kinds of things.
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>>563320240
I see. Oh well. I try not to complain about these things, if I did complain, I'd never stop having things to complain about lol, just kind of a pain in the johnson. I try to mirthmax and forgivenessmax it.
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>>563320003
Your car spontaneously switched color without painting it? Only my MOC trailer ever does that. Once I paint a car, that's its color, even if I change what my crew color is. I can even sell copies at the LS meet, and they'll keep the color I painted them.
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Maybe? If the method of the hack caused them to blindly harden some security aspect without seeing what broke downstream, that might be why we aren't getting message notifications, and might even be why things are extra crashy. Can't really guess without knowing how the game was programmed.
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>>563324541
Well it's been a while since I've done it, and I did it on xbox, so it may have been different there. I might have to try again.
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Possibly, but in the support ticket I've sent there's been no mention of this from them.
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Are the Casino games logic broke down? I've been playing roulette everyday, betting on the same number, 00, and everytime I do that, the first number to come is Black 11, without fail. I know they're rigged because it's all digital simulation, but I figured they wouldn't make it this obvious
I thought that maybe there numbers were crunched for how it works.
Pic related: I want those dresses, dammit
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probably an audio bug, i remember helicopters being loud as shit when enhanced came out, not just that but there is a bug where the audio for wooden bridges keeps playing long after you've left the bridge
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>>563348437
>Pic related: I want those dresses, dammit
Me when I play the Paris level on Hitman.
>>563349504
Sounds good.
>>563316748
If you don't want to bother I can get another, I just thought the pic from the chain link fence looked kewl.
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I don't know if it looks as good as the og i took.
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GIVE ME MORE OBSCURE POLICE JURISDICTION CAR PAINTJOBS
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>>563361302
Eh, I don't wanna nitpick too much, It looks fine.
Framing stuff for the center is hard, I know because I tried with those dancing pictures.
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speaking of audio bugs, i just experienced a new one right now during the oscar guzman finale. When you destroy the first convoy with the titan oscar will start using his dialogue from the final bit of the heist when you blow up the train and will repeat them again when you actually get to that part
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Aight you guys let me know which looks better and I'll add that to the site.
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Oh I also updated the silly poses one.
Which reminded me... I wanna do one with everyone having the drunk filter over their character making it look all distorted.
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i decided to go all in and gave him some wrinkles, can't be young forever
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>>563384173
>never forget what "they" took from you
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https://scarface.fandom.com/wiki/Whiskey_Ghost
I had it on the original Al Capone Green but I decided to base it on the Whiskey Ghost from Scarface The World is Yours that had it painted on a gold/yellow paint, preferred Gold to make it even more valuable.
Used to have the Toreador because it was based on a concept car that never got released.
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I have a whole auto shop garage full of police cars now, but the only one which look I'm fully satisfied with is my buffalo. I think it actually came out looking kinda nice.
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>>563414337
Yeah. I typically don't like those kinds of gaudy looking rims but it suits the boxy buffalo.
>>563414263
I did it with my shiddy bounty van because it's a clown mobile. It doesn't look fitting so I said "fuck it" and thought pink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiS-hvQUbDE
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YEP. They even had customization options for it in the game files, they just didn't enable it for whatever reason. Classic rockstar autism I guess lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vR4smcnoX0
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>>563417082
My game is running at the moment but maybe it will go haywire when I get off. Yesterday it was acting REAL screwy. Everyone was being hit with saves not working and transaction pending delays, among other problems in the last week.
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I have noticed though that it's FULL of invisible surfaces just like the McTony submarine though, which is weird given the same sub used in the cayo perico heist prep doesn't have that problem. That's how it be lAuL.
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It was acting like I was pointing it at a civilian I couldn't hurt.
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Also once I do get him I have to hit E a hundred times before the bus loading anim starts. Only him.
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JEJ. Did you at least get a laugh from the absurd missfortune? When tits go sideways, make do and mirthmax.
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>>563431445
Yeah, what else is there to do besides laughing it off. Shit like that is why I'm still not bored of grinding, some of the shit that happens in some missions it straight out of a cartoon
I remember one time the vagos aggroed the police chasing me, so I stood there eating popcorn and watched the whole deal.
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>Car has tons of livery options
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>>563438821
Yeah I should have said
>me remembering this was a thing
That paper boy one is hilarious.
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Check this cover out.
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Added.
Sorry if I left anyone out.
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Now I remember why I gave up on this idea, trying to edit anything is such a pain, rendering video is a full 2 minutes.
Then 4chan doesn't like the resolution and I gotta do another pass to resize the thing.
Yeah this only works when I'm in the mood to futz around with it.
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>>563440217
Your guy looks like he is a happy go lucky chap, my guy looks like he is about to lose it at any minute.
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That's not to say I won't finish it. Just that you people need to bother me and say "hey check this webbum maybe it would work in that animated cover" and make me feel bad for abandoning it.
There was also this thing that also got abandoned cause no one posted pictures of their character that I could use.
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Don't worry it's staying on
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I'll try to get you some things. I still need to get thelotus espiritshot.
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I tried looking into possibly joining a dedicated grinding crew, because eventually it started gnawing at me that I was losing out on the high demand bonus or whatever from selling in public sessions, except I can't even do tow trucking in public sessions let alone do sales so I don't even bother.
I look around, most of the crews for such things seem to be dead or either closed off, I look at the biggest one, and one of the requirements is to remove friends from your list that are in the huge crews like the IGN one, and it just tells me that these sorts of communities are made for people with genuinely no friends.
It's bizarre to me it's so hard to get something like this organised with so many people playing this game.
tl;dr grinding crews are barely a thing on PC at least and even if you try to get in one you have to go through so many hoops it stops being worth it
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I will never not be mad at R* for not giving us the ability to purchase the entire Casino.
I've always wanted to make insane money off of it, god FUCKING damn it.
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the HDB caps at 50% and it's not really that worth it unless, as you said, you have 20 people you can pull into a lobby every time you want a sale.
just grind the money casually and you'll make bank, your logic is the same as those niggers that want every super car in the game.
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I will say that a lot of the game's enjoyment for me is car collecting, It's honestly a better "Car RPG" than even Forza or Gran Turismo in some aspects so most of my money making goes directly into that (I have like 350m earned and spent, while already having every property in the game)
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>>563458127
cartism is the endgame of gtao
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>>563459128
This happened to a friend who was taking us to Cayo Perico, and the plane landed between trees and got stuck, lmao
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>>563459126
I'm glad you get me
I think GTA 5 also just built my appreciation of almost every type of car
There's something cool about luxury cars, retro or modern, classic, muscle, and of course even shitboxes, it's really great.
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>>563459126
Collecting cars is kinda the obvious thing to do, but at the same time, i would feel more satisfaction if there was more of a game to gathering them than just buying and painting. Something that was always nice about GTA3/vs/sa/4,5, was that there were often special NPC cars that appeared exactly once, and you could retain them if you made a point of stealing them at the right moment. Yeah, it's convenient that you can re-make any combination with online, but at the same time nothing is really special.
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don't know if this one is better or not, or too late
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>>563437930
amazing!
>>563458127
still have to find a nice bronze that will fit my V-str. I even tried the "official" zeus bronze from the gtacolor but ingame it looks nothing like it
>>563480843
why does she look like a 40yo hag in game?
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>>563440217
wow 5 pics on the cover
you know you can have other people's pics on there besides mine
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>>563448051
would this one work?
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>>563472418
It's never too late, I'll update before uploading to the site.
>>563508757
Five? I see you three times... and somehow I missed ItaloAnon... MUH BAD.
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>>563508757
>would this one work?
That's more on this tool than on me... but yeah it did work.
https://www.photoroom.com/tools/background-remover
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>>563512208
yeah 5 times, sometimes I do other things besides character pics
>>563512443
cool tool, stops me from looking up PS tutorials
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Me pondering if I should spend my entire 13 million that I made in a week and a half on the remaining police cars that I want or if I should just keep it so I don't have to grind on DLC day
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>>563508223
where else am I gonna post my pics?
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>>563513678
Good question
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>>563512443
Neat
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>>563460015
Kek more like f to pay respects
>>563460154
It happens to me at least once a week grinding cayo, I get burned out and I'm trying to steal the plane and start flying as quick as possible
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>>563512208
Im gonna start donkey punching people on the cover and taking their spots suddenly the cover will become italocover mama mia!.
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>>563540691
>Me being sent to the cayo farming zone as a punishment.
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>>563541216
That would work for this cover >>563363401
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>>563540691
I gotchu famiglia.
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Nice underwater pogostick.
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>>563544168
Im gonna have to take a normal picture with no background for that one cover, gonna need to find a good spot for it tho and a good pose.
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>>563544368
Italo's real secret.
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>Consistently win drag races when in Pisswasser Dominator
>See no reason this one shouldn't go the same way
>Had a perfect burnout
>Shifts seemed to go perfectly
>No driving mistakes
>Just can't seem to close the gap to the Dominator ASP that the other person had
Was it lag? Was it the rain? Was it just the first time I've seen someone drive the ASP properly? if the ASP is legitimately the better option, I'll have to switch to it.
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It seems the earning numbers have actually leaked, a bunch of sites are reporting on them
PC is the lowest earner by a longshot, and apparently only 4% of users spend in the game
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>>563517592
I think I prefer the character being cut off at the thighs instead of showing the full character.
Anyway here ya go... nameless anon.
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>>563512846
And another, forgot how easy these are to make.
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Quick test on adding everyone together.
Forgot I had to make the solo videos without the GTAG logo because otherwise the logo comes rushing down as they appear.
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>>563551571
You like this one or you would prefer something less copy and more normal, also what leg level would you prefer.
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>>563551948
I think this one is too angled, If anything I might get a new one with my classic hawaiian shirt outfit since it's what it made me stand out in the first place, I need to RETVRN.
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There are 4 unnoficially stated mechanics for cars in the game (differs between vehicles but it's generally the same), double clutching, break boosting, short shifting, and bump/curb boosting. It's quite possible he implimented those things, though I don't know how double clutching or short shifting factor into drag races, being as shifting gears in those is a manual button press and in the normal game or normal races you are working with the automatic shifts of the cars. You could have been dealing with a cheater. I've heard there are speed glitches but I don't know if that's a prevalent thing or how it works.
This video talks about the mechanics I mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki18L3dITEw
and he mentions another channel which goes into ULTRA autistic detail about it. Racing is unintentionally rather in depth in this game and I don't fully understand it myself. Not all cars benefit the same way from these things and they can function a little bit different between cars, but they are principally the same between them, same methods and all that.
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I'll get a shot to contribute soon.
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>>563549432
I'll make a new one. I was just testing the waters
I think it'll depend on the character and/or the pose, though. Because I think the full character works great for >>563549645
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>>563551948
That is just right.
One thing I forgot is to show the backgrounds I have and let people pick them.
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>>563553142
All good, I had completely forgotten I had this template.
Here's the backgrounds I have btw.
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That painting was just made for me.
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I really wanna get a lowrider but I don't know which one. Might get the buccaneer. Also its totally bs the camino never got the benny's treatment, I know that can be said for many cars but seriously
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>>563555865
It actually does look really nice without the rusty shit. I never even considered it cause of that lol
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>>563556306
The Voodoo is a great pick. My favourite is the Chino Custom, though (The Vapid one)
Peyote is another good one
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>>563557190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9Dhp-BlqQ
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>>563553616
I think the beach one or the mirror park one might work for me
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>>563551571
I dunno if you're still taking pics for this, but here's one if you do
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>>563559350
Huh, don't know then lol. The double clutching thing SORT OF does that but again, I don't know if that actually works for drag races anyways. It's not immediately but it can take place in the first couple of gears. Drag races in particular do have a built in boost at the start based on your burnout I think, but I imagine that's obvious, and I don't know if it's THAT affective.
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>>563554250
>You like this one or you would prefer something less cop and more normal
I ain't the fashion police. You do what feels right for you.
That said, I'm never gonna be a fan of doing the default pose.
>I think this one is too angled
1000%
>>563555656
Whatever you do you gotta remove the roof so you can drive around with your arm over the door like this >>563557190
>>563558248
The quality is already gone lol, everyone turning to mush.
I dunno if I should try lowering everyone to like 5 seconds each or just upload to a place that allows videos over 4mb.
>>563559550
Sure, unfortunately that was the last image on the thread lol
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>>563561017
>That said, I'm never gonna be a fan of doing the default pose.
I wish Rockstar made a pose with the PC checking a stack of bills in his hand and im not talking like the throwing bills animation but like pulling a wad of cash and doing like a fast bill count animation like shuffled cards.
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Thanks to everyone that contributed.
These are fun to make while I'm listening to my music.
I have no interest in playing with the timeline tho so I just halved the resolution to make everyone fit and not look like a mess.
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I'll post it next thread.
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>>563562247
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_YJnor4XH4/maxresdefault.jpg
I wanted something like this.
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>>563548730
Only times I spent on the game were back when I had it on 360. I was doing like 80+ hour weeks at work for months on end so I had about 4 hours a night I could drink beer, eat dinner and play vidya. I bought like 3 or 4 $100 shark cards so I didn't have to grind for a few cars and a high end apartment so I could run heists when my cousin I played with wasn't on. I started fresh a few months ago on pc and never even considered paying for anything. Grinding is a lot easier now anyways and you don't really get penalized for doing missions solo.
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>>563557190
I got a voodoo and a buccaneer custom. They're cool and I just did basic stuff to them for now but I didnt really like the options I was given sorta like with the liveries. Granted right now I'm not feeling really creative so I'll probably revisit them tomorrow and maybe then I'll really customize them
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>Whatever you do you gotta remove the roof so you can drive around with your arm over the door like this
I did see that when driving lol. Thats a pretty cool feature.
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>>563562247
The game could use a lot more emotes.
Personally I always wanted them to add some marching band outfits and emotes, like twirling a baton and stuff like that. Or maybe more Mime emotes since they have the makeup anyway.
That reminds me... I gotta record that webm of my character doing the "pulling rope" dance.
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