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Apple Sexooo

>>563082729
i need an apple alt soon..
her VA is also pretty cute tbqh

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This is gonna be a good run

>>563087339
I will now go inside (a) Casino.

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>>563087339
thought that was orf from thumbnail
anyway hot

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Bratty kings belong to their trainers.

>>563089539
I wish I had Durandal. I rolled the other retard instead and never lucked into Durandal.

>>563089539
You can see how crisp and defined her cunt folds are...

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I love Seiun Sky! Much better than Fuku.

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Ever want a horse in the game simply because of its name. Theres a horse debuting this weekend called motherfuckin Tana V Hachi Turbo. Forget double jets we eight jets now.

Also engerico's dumb half sister is here as well i guess

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You know what, I'll take it gladly, I need the aptitude.
>>563090625
Only the NPCs, some of them have great names

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>>563090625
>Isla Bonita
Fuck man now I'm gonna have that damn song in my head

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This white girl can still break it down sexual style because she's goated with the sauce

Just as a PSA, this is the QRD on the anti-JP spammer that's been spamming the general >>563084606. It's a powertripping ex-janny and notorious spammer from /vn/. Remember to report and ignore.

I don't give a fuck, I already got all his global caps filtered.

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>>563091182
good advice, thanks

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>wasted 20 parent run tickets because my dumbass forgot I resubbed despite abusing the reroll
I'm so stupid.

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tacto.....

Man I love MANT and half TP event. I can play all day and not run out of TP. Danchou is loving me.

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>>563092163
Umacop better watch herself if she doesn't want a First Blood situation in her hands.

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Slow thread today? I feel like I'm the only one playing.

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>>563090625
>Uncle Mo
Just imagining this one gave me a good laugh haha
Her quirk should be talking about herself in the 3rd person
>Torena-san Uncle Mo is hungry

>>563095419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Mo

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I'm cumming...

After Lala there shouldn't be a new Uma for another month right

>>563097083
There will be another one after banner ends on the 20th

>>563097083
Fuck.
Please be Blast One Piece or someone I don't want.

>>563097252
>>563097163
Not sure how I misquoted that.

the 5.5 tact cope lives on
its not like daddy epi is ready for a release that early…right?

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Apple's Birthday!

I will eat all the apples

At this point I'd be happy if we get Tact's song.

>>563096787
>>563091476
>>563090770
>shits up jp like they shit up or global general
based
never stop king

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Imagine all the ways this ex-ballerina can twist and turn when playing twister with her for her birthday

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this would not have happened if you stayed in your dogshit general seapag jp niggers

>>563098387
I would never shitpost in global general, I just want a place to post about global uma after all. This is the most peaceful option, instead of noisy whiners it's only got some cute people trying to be sneaky. I love /umaJP/.

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Stupid camwhore

you can tell the globalturd is seething that no one here gives a shit about interacting with his posts at all

>>563098803
when will get another Meisho uma dacchis....

>>563100771
yeah I was devastated. I was not sure if I can recover. Thank you so much for acknowledging me because I was about to stop posting here forever.

dont worry globalturd, given how long it takes you to do a single MANT run and then post it here no one is worried about missing your riveting tales of training an A+ uma or whatever the fuck

Come get rid of the NTR troon schizo anon.
Thanks

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Today is a good day for Apples.

Yeah I think you trannies are ready for another round of scat dumping :))

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(つω)つ

>>563103883
cute apple

>>563097980
oh it was hika tsukishiro’s personal birthday a few weeks ago that she was celebrating, not shion’s
oof from me

what are you all hoping for from the Falcon SSR ticket? I want to MLB my finemo. Longshot, I know...

JP sister we couldn't get him kicked from his club even after spamming the Global thread. wtf do we do now?

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Alright, early enough I guess. At what point in a run would you personally take the stats over Practice Perfect?

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https://x.com/hanshingourtopi/status/2042075030675132775
That looks dope, I wonder if Satsuki Sho will have special goods like this inb4 it's just coaster gacha

>>563107861
You take stats everytime

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Getting a good feel for running Guts, now its just a matter of triggering my aptitudes.

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>>563108284
shit.

>>563108546
How do you get enough stam while training with guts? Even with stam sparks im struggling to even get it that high

They wouldn't put Lala and Maru-chan back to back right

>>563108707
In my case I bite the bullet and do spend a training stack on Stam training during the summer.
Its a massive skill point loss, but if you're behind on your stamina and aren't on schedule to hit ~1200 toward the end of your run, I usually have no other choice.
Otherwise a lot of highrolling into good power training and praying the rest of your run compensates for the skill point loss.

My rental inherit isn't ideal either since its 6 Speed 3 Stam, but I couldn't find any better Kitasans to borrow that had the pinks/whites I was looking for

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>>563108808
Sometimes Cygays is just out to fuck you like when they through this at me and I had to spark every single one.

>>563109165
Okay next question
5.5 should also have two selector tickets right

>>563109294
I think so, yes.

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C'mon kita you can give the full +3 hint...
>>563109029
thanks

>>563108546
i think i should watch how high-roller do their training, even with similar sappoka i have never reach 8k SP.

>>563109490
Really its just having the balls to say "fuck it" and take several risks in a row during a training run even if you're sitting on 切れ者.
If you want to win A tiers against the whale autists, you need to match their autism.

That run for example I actually failed a turn and was forced to hit the rest button when I normally wouldn't, so I'm surprised I even hit that statline and those skillpoints.

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Yeah I'm thinking this just isn't her run
>>563109884
>切れ者
what's that in English?

>>563109937
Fast learner

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My luck might turn around just yet.
>>563110161
Thanks

>>563109392
Thanks.
I want Aruvu, Lala, and Maruchan and currently only have a spark for one. If I get unlucky with Lala I'd have to selector ticket the other two if they both get released before 5.5 I guess...

>>563109468
>>563109937
It's easy to spot when one run is just a bad seed. It's like you get either 0 random mood downs or 7 mood downs in a run. I always nyooooootice

>>563110352
why the fuck are you encouraging it

>>563109884
yeah, now you said it maybe im just so used to how safe previous scenarios were on energy use. Gotta reset and FUCK IT WE BALL. Thanks for the insight dacchi.

Someone didn't get the memo on the ignore part

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>>563110352
Makes a lot of sense, I starting thinking this was tinfoil hat stuff but I've been doing so many SSky runs since she dropped and it really is crazy how often things all fall apart.

>>563110486
Honestly if Stam deck still works out just fine for this CM, it's not a bad option to go for or to use for your placeholder team.
I can very consistently shit out US 8k+ SP umas with a stam deck that have capped stats except for guts.

>>563110475
Put it this way, if they're really that pissed enough about "jp spam" in their thread, and it's just one asshole trying to "give us a taste of our own medicine", I'd rather answer questions that pertain to the game than have the thread be bogged down by shitty, off-topic memes that hits bump within hours each day, regardless if it's pathetic stunt in general.
You should still report and ignore, though.

>>563110910
yea i do still use Stam setup hence i said similar setup. My main goal for now at least is just trying to consistently get to high UA or get 8k SP for curiosity sakes.

>>563110475
Jannies obviously don't care and schizos will reply to themselves if they don't get (Yous) anyway. Not like he will leave if you ignore him

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I'm not gonna lie I'll miss when GL releases, MANT is a lot of fun and I love my TP lasting many hours. If GL is as short as people say I'll run out of TP items fast.

>>563096510
Oooh he had a short career, that sad, but he at least got some fine trophies, I'd like to see him as an uma just for the funny name

>>563110815
No there are bad seeds. Like getting nose’d for 3 straight clocks or just failing 2% training. After a while, your gut starts to tell when the run is fucked and you can decide either to autopilot for bond or hit the reset button.

>thread barren less than an hour ago
>suddenly 20 posts of globalturd and someone unironically feeding him (you)s

and of course when you look at the actual globalthreads that the retard was whining about its literally one ntr schizo and probably this retard arguing while the rest of the thread zooms to bump limit ignoring the dogshit those two are barely littering a corner with
LMFAO

>>563111857
>>Oooh he had a short career
yeah he ran GL instead of MANT, rookie mistake

>>563111946
It’s Lala day today, let’s see what happens.

>the falco rewards don't drop today, they need 4 days to "tally" the live counter results
endless suffering

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Best costume event

someday we'll get to see F4's, Shah's, Taihou's, Stella's, Grenadier's, Danon the Kid's, and Schnell's kids running together...

>>563114165
I don't recognize a single one of those names.

>>563114165
I'm still mad Snailmister didn't get to bang Songline.....

>>563111946
He's literally samefagging. You can tell because he uses terms no one uses in this thread.

>>563114339
same, fuck the yoshida's obsession with middle distance
though honestly pairing up rivals doesn't usually work out

>>563114684
>though honestly pairing up rivals doesn't usually work out
WP... Lied to me?!?

>there's a german hors named "Wiener Walzer"

>>563114454
This. What the fuck is "playing"?

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I can't wait for her first banner, she's adorable. Yada yada!

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I have been supernaturally lucky with Fuku SSR Speed today. 5/7 campaigns have gotten to the final link in the chain so far. My karma must be amazing today. Maybe /umaJP/ is my lucky charm!?

I just realized they gave 3 red ribbons per event run. How's Spe awakening 6 for everyone?

>>563116728
I'm holding out for Teio before I decide who to invest in.

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>>563116728

>>563116827
did they mention alts being in line for awakening 7 as well or just the old originals?
i wanted to wait for teio skill changes too

>>563116728
I'm saving for Suzuka. Maybe they'll release a new meta niger card by then.

>>563116827
I mean, each month gives you at least 100 red ribbons with 60 from legend races and 40 from the monthly event.

>>563116830
Yeah lv7 will take months at this rate. I don't know if they will even be competitive.

>>563117083
Yeah but you also need red ribbons for leveling skill hints to level 5.

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>>563116827
INB4 Teio gets a different color ribbon

>>563117040
Have we really not gotten a meta speed nig card since Falco?

>>563117146
I was gonna stick to level 3 for skills, but yeah you can max the level now.

>>563117235
Maxing hint level is just massive value in addition to adding the 切れ者 event in my opinion. My opinion is if you're going to invest in the upgrade, may as well go hard on it.

>>563117448
Good point, but there's no schedule outside of the old main 3. I hope they speed it up for at least the launch crew and maybe they'll leave the alts in the dust. Updating 127 umas (including Lala) is easier than 300+ including alts.

>>563117037
Desu I just can't think any other reason to add lv7 awakening other than bundling it with new alts. Something like "roll her new alt and you can also get her now-improved original".
If they really care about bringing year 1 umas back into the game, I'd much prefer if they rewrite their stories.

>>563082729
Horny apple

https://x.com/takuya_spring/status/2040277701026799951

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>>563108020
They do, and there's a bento box too. The design's different every year.

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God I wish I was Kitahara

>>563117816
nah i was just thinking in line with how only teio of the ancient 3 has an actual skill worth inheriting already even without the upcoming buffs
if they then also opened awaken 7 onto the already existing alts it would be kuso with the current mat requirements

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>>563117637
I hope they keep it exclusive to just the regular versions of characters, otherwise I'm mostly looking forward to using Gold City again.
The last time I ran her was for the L'arc CM in the most ass clenching finish I ever had.

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It's really a thing of beauty when the items line up nicely and you can end by using your last hammer for a clean empty inventory. Satisfying.

>>563118284
How powerful did they make Spe's new skills anyway? On Pakatube, they said she'd be on the same level as Chrono for one of the CM.

>>563118459
Chrono getting suddenly name dropped mid stream in that fashion was hilarious ngl

>>563118284
Adding old alts to the upgrade would actually kill the value of the gimmick since that would make it near impossible to add to all umas within the game's lifetime without a speed up.

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Awesome!!!

>>563118617
She's the new standard for powerful hors now.

>>563118459
I mean on paper if I remember correctly, she'll pretty much be dominant on Tokyo for races like the Derby or the Japan Cup.

>>563118760
regular banner chrono being on par or better than semi limiteds..

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>>563118459
Spe’s 3rd gold skill evol makes her a Tokyo 2400 specialist. So she’s not a proper Chrono counter.

>>563118892
Will they even let you evolve all three of her skills?
Even if they don't just having another gold skill in your kit at max hint level is huge.

>>563118892
Would be funny if all lv 7 awakening are just Chrono counter for each specific course/situation

>>563117840
Fucked one of Orfevre's grand daughter?

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>>563119082
>Chrono is the final boss of Uma
That's my keiba wife.

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>>563119082
She is the face of Uma now. What do you want to say to our new overlord?

>JPigs seething so hard in the Global thread
Get your retards under control

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I'm done training Seuin Sky. Who should I train next?

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>>563119379
競馬が好きなクロノジェネシス

クロノジェネシス大大大好き

>>563119814
Do Kitadork, why not.

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わしも。

She's too round, it's what gives her power. It's not fair.

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seeeeeex
pisa-chan... i need gloved handjobs

>>563120284
Is that why Falko is so powerful?

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わたしは科学者にクロノジェネシスを自在にコントロールできる装置を作らせた。

>>563120497
With that gloves she should be tickling your prostate as well

https://x.com/BH_SCollins/status/2042229941807280129

japanese horses winning in PR again

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>>563120216
Works for me, maybe I can get some decent Long sparks. I could use some for when I'm out of borrows.

>>563120517
>Falco
>powerful
she will always be a cuck, shes probably seething at espo because of how close she is with her trainer...

>>563120798
Falko sacrificed her love life to be the most meta dirt hors around.

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Did someone here actually get that ito ayasa nui

>>563120995
You mean the Vivlos with ningen ears plushie?

>>563120979
how good is falco in BC Classic room matches so far? is it all nige?

man i hate training niggers

>>563120995
dacchi, we had anons who made the trip to japan in december just to get the three V nuis

https://youtu.be/840c-oHcHnU
Rii-chan / Risu-chan when?

Good job jp faggots, I got kicked because of you >>563121128
Stupid hateful cunts

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things never change

>>563121130
The top 3 of all the ones I did were always her and Transcend

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>>563120995
I am ashamed of people who resold her for profit.

>>563121317
How were pisa debuffers doing? or at least other sashi ones because oikomis suck this time

>>563121419
I regret not going to the 企業 section to get her.

how is farming dirt inherits so fucking painful

is it because of dirt G?

>>563121481
It was my first comiket so I ended up having better luck grabbing spoils there than blindly visiting circles.
I even ended up having to go there twice because Chevachi sold out on Day 1 and I refused to separate the sisters.

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>>563120670
What are the chances of Dean actually winning the race?

>>563121248
>falseflagging
lol. I hop clubs pretty often, I literally joined them this week and am already getting into a higher ranking one.

>>563121453
I saw a Pisa win once, but it was a room with only 2 mid Falcons and 1 Transcend, so the sashis managed to catch up

>>563121784
were not really gonna know until the day itself because T O Password did get 5th

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>>563121748
>because Chevachi sold out on Day 1 and I refused to separate the sisters.
Absolutely based. I hope you enjoyed your first Comiket.
Don't forget to grab the chibinuis too when they come out..

>>563121876
anyone got the stats so far?

>>563120670
Hope he does well. I want to see more 2nd rate deepline kids winning G1 races like with Genjitsu Steal and World Premiere

Training Kita is tough, I should really try to get more good speed cards.

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Hanshin Himba Stakes this Saturday
A really nice field for a GII. There's also the meme New Zealand trophy race at Nakayama on the same day.

>>563123018
No inherent speed bonus, she’s a rough one.

>>563124147
yeah, I'm actually surprised my CM11 kita was as good as it was in so few tries now that I'm playing her again.

>>563123493
Feels like the fallout of Dubai's campaign can last all the way until Takarazuka

>>563124378
I like it. Having most challengers stay at home makes for an exciting race season.

>>563123493
Wild to see three G1 himbas winner in this race when there aren't any in the past few years

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So, how would you guys rate the new event's story?
I think I enjoy the Tacto-Heart part more than the Bakushin-Flight part, but it's not that bad.

>>563128473
I still don't really get what Ligne Droite means but it was fun seeing Fuji in a dress

It's Data time

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I asked a question here before about whether this banner is worth it and I now think it is. Between Rickey's release and this banner there are only two dirt CM's (Dirt Derby, Feb Stakes) which I wouldn't mind losing but it would be great if I won them with Digitan.

>>563130532
Digitan is doable, but you need strong nigers and senkous since the field will most likely be more front heavy.

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You can't call them that, Hearto.

>>563130638
Hopefully base Falco is still good enough. For medium I can use Chris Oguri and for mile, Taiki.

>>563130781
You're most likely going to be eating dirt, but maybe if you give them enough dirt skills you'll be fine. Maybe.

>>563130984
Why is she still wearing the konjac?

>>563130984
Sexo

>>563130984
Dressed like a proper lady.

>>563123493
This should be a nice trial race for Embroidery. See how much she's recovered.

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I guess they're on a rushed schedule

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I hate this error

>>563131790
How have they not tested it yet?

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2 days out for the Oka Sho. Don't forget to bid dacchis.

>>563131970
>Cygay
>Testing
Remember early DYI?

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Thank god I’m safe for Bouquet

>lala's story opens with a manzai act
Zero effort in concealing that she's a funny gal

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Didn't spend any jims, but being left with 8 tickets still sucks

All of these girls' stories are so heartwarming. The more I learn about them, the more I want to cum inside them.

I need to save for Tact and Bouquet still... Please no more ohimba attacks

>>563131790
>Santa Anita Park
What's the race even?? I don't remember we have raceable Santa Anita outside Main Story 2

>>563133273
Kek

So is Lala like Kiseki where she just switches from Sashi to Senkou? Because what the fuck are these skills

so how is lala's story

>>563134217
jesus christ

>>563134217
Holy kino.

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>100 rolls
It could have gone worse

Lala lobby convo with papa and uncle

https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2042437206250516627

>>563134386
The tsukkomis are very nice and sharp.

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I GOT THE WRONG SUCCUBUS

>>563135006
RIP dacchi.

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>>563134725
It's happening. I want to see Marche gets spoiled by grandpa Stay Gold.

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>>563135006

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why shion is so fking lewd

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>Her character episode actually starts with a manzai combo
Rumao. What the fuck is this.

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>>563130984
Oh my.

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>let's just roll a few tickets to get it out of my system
>rainbow, shakur spook
>maybe one more
>rainbow, kris s spook
maybe another
>rainbow, amasan spook
>wtf is going on
>rainbow, verxina spook
>i'm back to 30 rolls
>cut my losses before it gets worse
Serves me right for going back on my word I guess. But Lala's story was just so funny.

>>563135738
I need a source for that image.

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>>563130984
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't notice she has a little belly button window there until I started playing.

>130 pulls, nothing
What I get for getting drunk and pulling, I guess

>>563135816
I don't have it but it's from the uma official xitter. Probably the new years illustration.

Her accent is so sexy aaaaaaaaaa.

>>563135935
Thanks, I'll start looking over there.

What is Lala's major malfunction?
Like actually. Why is she living her life like a Tsukkomi reacting to all the weirdos at the school

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Cute half sisters

>>563134386
Because tsukkomis are a rare and endangered species. Also because she really likes manzai.

>>563135973
kansai

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>>563135973
She's from kansai. It's built into them.

>>563133515
BD randomly picks 1 of the 2 courses at the start and there's 2 copies of each BC race in the practice race menu

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>>563135592
Her trainer carries the comic spinny glasses and big nose. They're made for each other.

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>>563136251
It's to protect his eyes from the Ai beam.

>180
Well SHIT

I look forward to seeing Lala at this year's New Year's Batsu Game.

>>563136386
>lalatore suddenly getting blinded by aitore when they meet up after aitore inherits the glory eyes

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>>563136453
Depends which side she's on. She's makes her own Rudolf puns for fun.

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It could've been worse

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This fucking scene hit me like a truck. I'm so glad I rolled for her.

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>>563136568
She's actually a reaction image gold mine.

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I saw this with Pisa but I like that debuff skills are being used to manipulate ninki

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What's she thinking?

>>563136834
>All it takes is one push and this bitch will fall off the stage and die

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Man, I do hope next year we can see ojou already... Although that means I will miss the tanuki design. it was too cute (and sexo)

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She's so fucking silly.

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>Had to spark for Ai
>Lala shows up in one, on a normal door and gate
It's like pottery.

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>first episode
Your a manzai partner to Lala

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>>563136913
that's great dacchi, now you can pull for Marche

I will win the M-1 Grand Prix together with Lala!

She is SO EXPRESSIVE it's actually unreal. Like even in betweens are so fucking good I keep missing the screenshots

>>563087339
I love it when boys have huge tits

>>563137054
Haha y-yeah... Pisa drained the rest of my stash by taking 163 rolls to come home.

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I've been working on-and-off on an uma family tree and I'm finally about to finish the icons
Is Tuckey Bryne really that fucking Narita Burarian pony? Or is she Brian's Time? If she's a combination of several horses then she's out of the charts

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>>563136471
LalaTore's going to be stuck sitting between AiTore and SiLTore.

>>563137523
Triple tiara trainers are truly built different...

Clown to clown communication

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>>563137347
if she's supposed to be Brian's Time she should have had cute oyako scenes with her spawn

>>563137347
I don't think she's based on any hors. It's just as likely that she didn't debut at all since she was very weak as a kid.

>>563137523
Neither Lala nor her trainer can ever catch a break in this school kek

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No go away let me have my happy story in peace you harlot

>>563135912
just like Mcqueen, I tell you. she really inherited IT.

>>563137939
Don't let the >japanese humor distract you from the fact that you're getting raped on the classics.

30 rolls, got spooked twiced.... noooo

>>563137983
Doesn't Stego have the exact same shit

>>563137939
it will be Verxina 2.0 anon, everyone already knew this is gonna happen sooner or later

>>563137939
Get glory eye'd

40 rolls 3 spooks what the heck!

Orfe's rigging the gatcha so everyone will roll for his kid.

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5 spooks in 70 rolls oh god fucking stop

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6 spooks 1 lala in 80 rolls FINALLY

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reminder she has menishuki vocals

>>563137523
Lalatore needs the big nose manzai glasses.

>>563138493
She sings it so weirdly lol

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KEEEEEEEEEK

https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2042435472220373102
fuck bros im so tempted to pull

>>563134380
Both and it's good because it means gold skills from supports are harder to overlap

What the fuck is with some mares straight up not having a Phantasia? Actually why the fuck is Lala in almost nothing to begin with?

>>563139273
Oh she straight up reacts to both?

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I could physically FEEL the restraint Lala was using here

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Almost there...

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Dad and grandpa.

>Nothing but 3 offrates in 160
Great, I won't even be able to spark her...

Does Lala have an accent?

>>563138987
the scene where Lala has to deal with the weirdos (Gran, Calstone and Goldshit) was pure gold lmao. Honestly the lack of tsukkomis in this game is really amusing.

>>563139729
せやで。

>>563139725
Same thing brother

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kek

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Lalatore figured it out. The key to bringing out Lala's true power is RAGEBAIT

>>563139949
Why the fuck is she Oikomi A

>>563139729
An extremely sexo one. Just as sexo as Sae-han's.

>>563139216
this is so fucking retarded
thank god they added her internal monologue

>>563139987
Did you watch the latest pakalive

>>563139987
Ai was running from the back in Oka sho. They talked about this in last pakalive.

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

If I was dumb enough to make a fucked up Lalala for this champions meeting should I make her sashi or senkou?

>>563134217
Ai-chan heading straight for the Zero Point so she can be added to Fortnite

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elemao i was so close to 8k!!

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対あり
At this rate I will get Royce from pieces before gacha.

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bue jumpscare

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

>>563140903
Explode

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wa-ke???????
>Other forms
>理由 【わけ】
oh my god

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>>563138542
Here.

>>563141612
You've never heard of というわけで or わけあり? It's the same わけ.

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>>563141708
Fucking kek great work anon

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>episode 5
>Lalatore spontaneously starts singing Menishuki
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
KEEEEEEEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>her delicate upperclass demeanor is all an act, the tsukomi kansaijin is her true personality
What a twist. I actually didn't see that coming.

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>>563141994
I can't believe this became partially true kek

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>>563141708
now this is sum gud shiet

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中央のトレーナー…大変だそう。

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Wow she looks really weird without the already weird konjacs

lala's voice and accent is too hot i'm sorry ai-chan...