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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News
• Splatfest: Baby Chicks vs Li'l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs - 4/10-4/12
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461 /~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Fresh Season is on until 5/30
>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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>thread archived
It's time we old yeller this general.
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this is a pretty good salmon run rotation
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It's a sign we should retire the thread until Raiders releases later this summer
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Where were you when the thread was on page 10?
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"/ink/ - Splatoon General" is dead.
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"/ink/- Splatoon General" is alive!
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>>563096258
Someone else baked. I normally keep an eye on the thread as it gets near bump limit and never considered that it would just die in the middle of the afternoon the day before a Splatfest.
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No worries. I suppose I'll actually have to check in hourly to bump the thread if this becomes a more common occurrence. I guess we're fully into the S2-S3 drought period again.
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super mario bros wonder + meetup in bellabel park - march 26th
tomodachi life living the dream - april 16th
yoshi and the mysterious book - may 21st
splatoon raiders - june ???
rhythm heaven groove - july 2nd
splatoon raiders NEEDS to be the june game.
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>>563098872
sweet fucking christ please no
i need a good exclusive before the end of the summer
just one, please, i beg you
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does starfox have multiplayer? not even slightly interested if it doesn't
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you're not a fan of mine
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GGs sh
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i won against you gay babies
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/ink/ when the thread is on the verge of archiving vs. /ink/ looking for drawfags
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I don't listen to kpop, sorry.
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Damn.
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Bubble Bath time!
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room open
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>>563126867
I was just memeing, but alright.
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>>563129065
nah it's basically a skin issue, at least for the troopers callie helped shave them after the events of 3.
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(mike matei inspector gadget voice) brown beebs
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>>563136708
GGs SH. Always a fun time to play with you, as well as /ink/
Enjoy the rest of your day or night!
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It's just a sketch for a client so don't expect anything majorhttps://files.catbox.moe/h0wri7.png
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If these threads still had an IP counter it would be a sad number. Miss it being busy but you can't beat time.
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>>563163321
have you tried winning
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>>563175289
*sniff*
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get clout for her .........
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ggs 1kinger
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>>563191163
GGGGGGs stinky, good fish, thanks for the scales.
Take care now!
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>1 year ago
>the past will be too le dark
>going to the past is against splatoon's "ideology" which is living in the moment and having fun
>the past isn't colourful
????
>the great turf war is not interesting
There you go, I saved you seven minutes.
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>>563201275
>the past isn't colourful
it has more colour than anything we got now
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usually it goes the other way
lots of things are popular despite being shit
sure, you could say that splatoon 3 is an acquired taste kinda game that's good but played by a few, except you can't because it had a lot of players but now they all quit in droves, which usually means something is shit
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>>563209758
we've been over this
you can play around them
you can not, in any way, shape or form, mitigate or disable cooler, other than with the universal tool of "kill the dude before he uses special"
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4.2.0 had none of the things everyone hates endgame 2 for, and a meta that was aggressive in a far more balanced way than 3's
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that is literally directly engaging with cooler's mechanics, not mitigating it
you can chip the armor off before engaging an armored enemy to make the special worthless, but you can not stop a cooler'd enemy from having quick respawn, quicker respawn and two whole flavours of 100% special saver
and guess what, ss means that even the universal "shoot the guy to prevent their special" is also nerfed in 3, you have very little control over anything the other team's doing that isn't "is enemy dead?".
the resource game of 3 is completely and utterly fucked
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roll is kinda meh, we had substrafe and it was just fine. no freebies. surge is nice but 3 has barely any inkable walls to use it with.
wallkicks and fixed wall swimming, those are the things that 3 has over 2 proper.
srnw is a fucking disappointment, it's better than 2's but by so little that you don't wanna play either.
i'll take armor over cooler every day of the week.
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sorry but Endolphin Surge alone mogs entire OSTs
Diss Pair is absolutely the worst band in the franchise though i'll give you that much
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finally some good taste
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>>563212071
indeed, why should i want strategy in a strategic shooter
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a bunch of times over the 5-year drought, but never during active development
3 is supposed to still recieve patches so /ink/ wilberting a while ago is unprecedented
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>srnw is a fucking disappointment, it's better than 2's but by so little that you don't wanna play either.
i'm not surprised that the type of guy to have your almost-correct-but-then-insanely-bad opinions on the game hates something as peak as next wave
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2 has one, and that makes the slog of a meta it ended up with at least somewhat bearable. 3's resource game is almost non-existent.
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no, strategic shooter. movement is just one of the tools, no different from shooting.
>>563212874
i don't hate it, i hate that it could've been so much more if they put even a tiny bit more effort into it. i'll remind you that it STILL has only one baisic music theme. and focus on grind over difficulty murders all enjoyment.
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*sniffle*
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just a lil sketch
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>Team bunny
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Off to a good start.
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im hacking
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She would definitely ask me to skip work to farm clout lol
Also damn not a whole Lotta cheer for Chicks.
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I asked because Monday was canceled, but then I remember all the characters would tell me to go have fun at splatfest.
They want me to be happy.
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hey ngmi can I get a different map now
thx
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>no x battles
>no fest-specific colors
>match doesn't count towards fest
it's not the same thing
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Honestly it's the maps, not the game mode. This shit rarely happened in splat 1 because the maps were huge and sprawling and took time to traverse and paint. Now the maps are all tiny rectangles and you can paint 20% of the map in 10 seconds, so last-second steals are way easier to do.
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boy group song? that song sounds nice
i listened to this btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvdsWrRTt-M
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tags: ryona, monstergirl, loli
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OH N-
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Do you have a Splatoon related topic you want to discuss?
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The ink has sprinkles in it
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wow my FL must be 80% Japanese women
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Even if no one is on team chicks, I'll be there for her....
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tehe
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it's good
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uh huh
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manmenmei!
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in other news, Splatoon Raiders has been rated
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>>563283937comiendo pollo
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it will have a spider
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maybe some messed up final boss or something
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>third kits 9 months after nearly everyone the whole world over gave up hoping
>repeat splatfests less people are bound to care about
>balance changes now too infrequent to look forward to
Gee I wonder why there's less activity here.
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which kpop song would fit this image
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>>563299612
if that's the case I look forward to it, I like it a lot when the game takes on a bit of a darker, somber theme, both DLCs did this well in their own ways though SO isn't much in your face about it, you have to read between the lines a little. I think splatoon has done this kinda thing really well before and if anything the supposed setting of Raiders worries me though I guess we know Nothing at all about the game
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bunny suits x casinos
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Eventually they'll learn to stop making stupid jumps like this
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Also I use Webm For Retards* to trim/edit the recordings.
*renamed to Webm For Lazys because github is retarded and forced them to
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A A A A A A A A A A A
GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED
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bundling the ophran sloshers with the three true buckets doesn't really work, blob's closest bastard relative is stamper, of all things. blob didn't get kit privelege and it's a lot more technical than stamper so it doesn't see usage, but the main is good.
probably too good in some ways, which is why i'm looking for ways to dissuade lame spammers and keep it as one of those "you only see one every month but when you do he destroys you" guns like boozler or gloogas.
stamper doesn't seem to have that problem, people play it aggressively despite very much spammable charge slash. but people play it aggressively because it's easy to play it aggressively, we don't want blob to be easy.
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Splatfest food secured
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>the June game is something that has not even been formally announced
I don't remember the last time Nintendo released a first party less than 2 months before it was announced and given adequate time to market, especially considering how Starfox is a considerable title and would likely take up a slot in the June Direct, not just a random shadowdrop.
More than likely, Splatoon Raiders is the June slot. It just got an ESRB rating and that has often meant an imminent shadow dropped trailer or Direct to follow.
We're either getting a Splatoon Raiders Direct some time this month, or next month.
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new I’m pretty sure
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>>563261210
she likes the. Big bamboo hat
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GGs pb
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GGs, thanks for hosting.
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GGs PB! that was a fun time.
Thanks for hosting and I hope everyone enjoys the rest of SpringFest
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>>563102593
Not sure whether this or Marie's win produced funnier salt
Past winning produced twitter troon melties but the Calliefag salt was home grown /ink/er salt and I always try to support local industry
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GGs again. Regular catbox isn't working. I'll reup later but this is on a three day timer.
HQ: https://litter.catbox.moe/iskwwbzw6etlxzwl.png
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fucking LMAO
new octo hairstyle just dropped
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post names
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in ear headphones are a thing you know
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and yet she got her own spinoff and you're still here crying about her.
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>non-meme reasons
Me too.
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yeah well point is she doesn't need a headset.
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>>563328607
but I only started liking squid as an adult
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>>563328702
the old fashioned way
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can you all shut the fuck up? it's callie day
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>kill player named lilith
>goth title
GTFO TRANNY
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Squish
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I wish splatoon had a funny manga.
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July 30th is either Fire Emblem or Splat Raiders release date
I hope it's Raiders
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Yes but its ok. Revel in it
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Maybe. I could hear someone arguing in the back and then it getting physical, Shiver summons Master Mega, Frye is getting rowdy, Shiver tries to take control with a mic then she gets domed by a charger or a blaster.
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the last three salmon run rotations have been absolutely fucking goated and yes i'm including the one with the .52gal and .96gal on marooner's bay
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Any birdbros want to grind some open or tri?
I could also fish a king I guess.
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I think it's Geno SMRPG, Isabelle Animal Crossing, and Olimar & Alph Pikmin.
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GGs SR. Fuck those fly fish. Thanks for hosting
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GGs two and one king!
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Mixed up my R and ZL, happens all the time :^)
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Probably because crableg is in the tricolor rotation and that map is way too defender sided. I usually play tricolor for the rest of the fest but that map is zero fun to play on as attacker.
I think the worst part about the map is that it makes it impossible to use the bubbler special since I play zink mini during tricolor.
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this may sound stupid but I haven't played splatoon in years (around 4 I would say) and getting back into it has been daunting
I forgot how tedious getting upgrades for your gear is and I'm pretty sure most people have complete sets for their favorite weapons
wtf do I prioritize? I don't even remember what weapons I liked most but I have a vague memory of enjoying the splat roller and the paint brush (even if i sucked with them)
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most people do not look at this and get sexual vibes from it, their proportions are too goofy to be stimulating
your mind is just substituting the fanart you've seen which obviously shouldnt be the basis for the game's rating
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gear doesn't really matter anymore, tacticooler is ubiqtous and it overrides half the normally universal abilities like swim speed
i guess get a special charge up pure and spam a funny win button special of your choice because this game is dumb and idiotic and does not reward anything
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>>563425081
gen alpha doesnt make ocs because they know it's cringe, they just join fandoms and obsess over existing characters and project the canons they want onto them
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is the game lewd for putting the squids and octos in revealing and tightly-fitting outfits, or is it us, the /ink/ers, that have the brain damage of imagining fondling the octitties that make the game seem lewder than it is
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>You have to win a match after getting to Ruler
>win a match
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Of course, my brain was fried from the grind last night, I played one match as a Ruler but didn't win.
Well I'm done for good now, GGs everyone.
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they decided to obsolete it with squid rolling instead
all the ways to fix sub/mainstrafing would result in the game feeling worse to control, that's one place where nogami's uncompromising nature is a good thing
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it's over for bunnyfagsstill love you though
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no? pretty sure only deep cut got their own game whilst the other two idol groups got side modes in multiplayer games.
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4 more years of seething lil bro
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I'll join.
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>finally get 100x
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GGs ff, fucking clutch crab tank on Joe with 0.5 sec to spare in high tide.
I'd smoosh your oomi face if I could.
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gggggggs slom!! fun shifts! thanks for joinin
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im feeling super sleepy already so my brain just clicked and made me use it last sec, i completely forgot about it
>I'd smoosh your oomi face if I could.
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it took nintendo like 30 years to start getting interested in animated content of their games again after the early 90s and all they want to do is illumination slop because miyamoto wants to be walt disney
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shiver's of course
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The Kirby anime and its consequences have been a disaster, to this day most people think Kirby is a literal baby with no agency of his own.
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I will never draw you after reading this.
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which songs so i can try listening to them
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GGs, sorry for being dead weight
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die mad about it
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Based, absolute waste of a character that he at best should have been a fucking unseen background presence.
>>563466579
>Obsessed Trooncord seething who thinks that "Octo Aori" only seethes about things
Luh mao.
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Common Mantaro W! \o/
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Based.
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No... my teehees... revoked................ I will Reefslider mineself off Hammerhead Bridge on Splatoon 3 for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 if you say that again.......
>>563468891
I think so? I got a lot of people to talk sometimes. I'm not really the kind to keep tabs on others often.
>>563468903
I hope so, but I think they will stick with females as ever unfortunately.
But how would you really prop up your own duo kpop looking boys anyway? Yebby and weyyo? Or one big cartoony aquatic animal like Mantaro and yebby/weyyo... ?
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im right here though….
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GGs, gonna take a break for some breakfast.
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Half a cup of cold coffee, oatmeal with blueberries and toasted rye bread.
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You made these posts already.
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damn i see how it is...
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https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three/lobby-bgm works thats all i need to get through the day
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>splatoon 1 was all about capturing the skate and street culture in the time frame of the 90s-early 00s, relying heavily on second-hand nostalgia for its appeal
>splatoon 3 literally jumps on current tiktok trends like avocado on toast and aura farming
we said "stay fresh", not "become rotten like the rest"
fucking idiots
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that was s2 though