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Yet another Zeta.

Battle Season 11 begins!
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2039196111416762546
Also some April Fools garbage.

2.60 news
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194

>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODs
https://rentry.co/du3onote
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
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>(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby
To join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.
Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDL
Playstation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.

>(un)Official /gbvsg/ Rooms
Usually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.

>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR
>This week's F2P rotation
Gran and THE BAD GUYS.
>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Website
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:
https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtags
https://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replays
https://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PC
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the background
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black void
https://gamebanana.com/mods/484409

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I hate fighting Ilsa so fucking much
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i luv sheep
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>>563139992
TO should stream Damon and Baby
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>250 daily average players
>390 GM spots
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>>563141627
alive game
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okay i tried it and yeah strive is just way more fun and has even lower damage on average than granblue now
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>>563142362
and you are
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also supers not being 30 second long movies is way better than our animeslop

>>563142454
the strongest poster in this general's history
ft10 me on the boat, og.
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>>563142362
>>563142496
then stay there and don’t come back
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>>563142496
aint fallin for it
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>>563142636
fuck sake we lost like crazy
if 2.6 isn't good i'm out this bitch
finna giomaxx
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>>563142496
have your (You) shitter
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>>563142760
i left cause you took so long
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sorry guys, had to take a massive granblue
the water level kept rising
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>>563140420
I wish I was that towel...
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OMG THE NUMBERS
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There is only one character in Strive that I'm interested in and she has a big, FAT ass and thighs.
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>>563147278
Are going down.... we're back to having less players than dix, xisters....
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>>563147395
japan will save us all
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https://x.com/Vsolidest/status/2042149904563269881
Why is this supposed to be a meme move again?
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>>563147552
you should be able to hit gigi mid air
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https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2042452762777325632
Sledliostro
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remember... today is lobby day...
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TICK TOCK CHEATFAGS
YOUR TIME IS UP
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>>563149680
A lot of GM spots are about to open up.
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>>563149680
bluds really decide to cheat in a game with 300 players i cant
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>>563149680
If you aren't in the lobby within the next hour, I will assumed you were banned for cheating and that every win you had ever was a result of cheating
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>>563149282
I'll take you by your word.
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>>563149282
i'm always asleep on lobby day
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Help..I need 1(uno) more hexa mat..
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>>563139992
Gooning
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Dead
Slop
Game
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>>563158413
>he plays the gacha
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>>563160603
why is every dumb webm always a charlotta?
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>>563161508
Make dumber ones.
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>>563139992
https://x.com/i/status/2042442558530617375
Why is Cagliostro an American symbol?
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>>563167567
because hes a tranny
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>>563147289
She is hot as shit but seems fucking ass to play.
Not that I am one to talk... I am repulsed by dix but I'm almost considering picking it up solely for Mai. She doesn't look interesting at all to play but holy fuck it's like she has a virtual chokehold on my penis.
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>>563147289
post more
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My guy said "she doesn't look interesting to play" and then proceeds to launch Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
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>>563147289
the wolf lady that NEVER uses her spectre wolf...
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>>563169384
This thread is full of snobbish hypocrites.
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>>563169384
Yes
Most grub characters that aren't three special shotos are more interesting than SF6 characters
But what would you know, I doubt you play either game
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>>563169627
Guess you were right
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>>563172558
This is not someone's big sister
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https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatake
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>>563174850
vira finally getting results
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>>563174850
>Hard read BC twice in a row
>Get zero reward for it
What a truly awful game.
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>>563174904
you jinxed it
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>>563175238
50/50 donkey fucked
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>>563174850
At least get a voice changer...
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>>563175468
Shit looks straight out of IMVU
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>>563175468
>you use a woman avatar for fun? at least pretend to be a tranny for me!
wut
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>>563175468
please be nice. this guy has a wife and children.
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>>563174850
How the fuck is Vane in winners?
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>>563175625
dead small game so shit characters can get in tournaments sometimes
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>>563175625
all the shotosloppers went to strive


- some schizo probably
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Damn, Vane zones better than Ferry.
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I always knew Vane was top tier

- some schizo probably
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>Vane got results before Vira
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are those ferry panties?
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>>563176213
Unlimited sex.
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>>563176213
The face of killer. Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising's corpse was mangled beyond all recognition after she slaughtered it.
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>>563176627
Facts
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>>563176076
>>563175991
>>563176086
Wait, is Vane good now?
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stop peeking at her panties
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retard above
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>>563177331
True
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>>563177501
delete that post, quickly
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i now have 3 months' rent in stonks
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lol ez
you even
>True
'd it yourself
ez ez ez ez i won so hard
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>>563177750
Damn, what did Ferry do to the niertroons?
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>>563177853
be top 1 for the game's entire lifespan maybe
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ez ez ez ez
delete this
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conflict does not please us
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>>563177413
sinciput too small
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>>563178330
It's the angle.
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fuko mite
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live /gbvsg/. live until cygames cup...
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>>563181480
when is that?
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>>563181562
i meant evo jp which is in 20? days
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>>563181562
May 1-3 so roughly >>563181625
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>>563181480
Dat Id trailer will go so hard
>agh look at me im a stoic sword man look im so puwurfulll
>agh oh nooo im going BERSEERK™ in my install (or ssba only lol) rrraaa
>wait 3 more weeks after the trailer for him and a patch btw
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>>563182713
As long as they also announce season 3 (without guests)
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>>563182713
That's not what it's going to be like
>opens with the cygames logo
>zoom in on Id's face
>didn't think I would relink with you here Gran
>Watch out Gran, that's Id, from Granblue Fantasy Relink
>Yeah! I think a new version is coming out soon! Watch out Gran
>He sure looks tough, but he knows my name, maybe we had an adventure together at some point, that I could have taken a part in, Maybe if I fight him, I will relink some memories of the past
>Good luck Gran! Id is very strong!
>Yeah! Hopefully he isn't as strong as he is cool!
Then before the battle starts, it just plays a trailer for the new relink game and advertises a demo that's "out now!"
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>>563183404
Shut the fuck up, TO
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>>563177331
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>>563183404
>>didn't think I would relink with you here Gran
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why is she so smug
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cuz l laser is broken
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because she killed the game
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>>563184617
Because she knows she can make m
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strive lobby?
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we will never know what m stands for...
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>>563187638
Funny to think how this homo that nobody plays would be in the top 10 if he was a woman.
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>>563182713
If Id wins, his victory outro should be him fist bumping everyone
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>>563187765
(you)
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>>563188909
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>>563188909
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>>563188909
Nemone when?
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>>563188907
(Me)
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>>563188909
i want dark djeeta
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>>563188909
What would this smell like?
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>>563189650
https://files.catbox.moe/j794qw.mp3
>>563189442
Is this the sexiest brown character ever made
Legitimately how did they make her so immorally luscious
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>>563190118
dark chocolate
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>>563190118
pregnancy after im done with them
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>>563190118
Jasmine
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>>563190272
>https://files.catbox.moe/j794qw.mp3
That's all I needed to hear. Glad that annoying squeaker isn't in the game
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>>563191180
soulless golem
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>>563191180
Based
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>ctrl f gbvsg
>1/6 results
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retard above
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genius below
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vira is mid
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>>563194783
True
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lob stat?
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>>563191180
gaylord
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>>563190272
>>563191180
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>>563194652
>someone else did my thing against that retard to cuck him out
holy kek based, you are my ally
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>>563196683
>someone else did my thing against that retard to cuck him out
>holy kek based, you are my ally
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>>563195474
we are not doing so good
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my only ally is green nier
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>>563196946
thanks for proving you got giga btfo'd
also good to know that the P(insert character) poster is also the retard poster
also, also ALSO
>(You)1 filename
holy retard cant even name his images properly
holy btfo'd nuke'd your ass
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trans allies
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>>563197152
*Holds up spork in unity*
My fellow trans sister!
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>thanks for proving you got giga btfo'd
>also good to know that the P(insert character) poster is also the retard poster
>also, also ALSO
>(You)1 filename
>holy retard cant even name his images properly
>holy btfo'd nuke'd your ass
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>nyoooo you NEED to play against my fischer price retard character!
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>nyoooo you NEED to play against my [LITERALLY EVERY GBVSR CHARACTER]
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>>563197965
I'm gonna be sick.
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>>563198478
cmon they're not that bad
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>>563197965
i'd suck every one of their dicks
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>>563197965
sex with dogs
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>>563198780
Euskky...
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>>563198603
That monkey is the stuff of enough nightmares. I'm surprised that our resident monkeytard hasn't hunted you down and skinned you alive yet.
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>>563199080
too busy posting off-topic on /ggg/ I guess
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monkeytards?
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diaphone just said strive mogged granblue...
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Oh nooooo...
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>>563197965
ok but(t)
dog>cow>monkey
not even trying tier: taigas
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Mari mogs Meg.
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Diaphone also said he used to make more money fellating blacks in an alley than slaving away for Riot
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>>563199779
link so i can blow my brains out
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>>563200052
hes livestreaming
he said 2.0 fixed every issue strive has ever had and its the best patch ever
then he changed his pfp to jam
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>>563200029
Meg looks bigger.
But most importantly, both look huge. Way bigger than in-game.
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>>563200029
cysharts really expect people to by this shit garbage lol
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"Jam to Vanquisher then Invincible VS ragequit farming"
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You promised me a lobby. Anyone in EU wanna play?
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>lobby
LMAO
>eu
DOUBLE LMAO
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>>563200563
I can play in the room for a bit if no one shows up.
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>>563201070
We shall fight in the room and they will have to come to the room.
gbvsg was it?
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the schizo’s everyday ramblings ade proof he emits perpetual seethe which only brightened my day further
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>>563201238
How many people in the EU room? I wanna play some.
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>>563203562
2/9
We can take turns, maybe?
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>>563203735
I can wait till some finish their matches, I'll wait in training in the room
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>>563203825
NA? If so I can join
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>>563204245
EU but I'm willing to attempt
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>>563204380
sure
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>>563200029
where can I buy this shit
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>>563204985
Exclusively in their Granblue events for some retarded reason.
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>>563206037
if the japanese knew how much I hate them, they'd throw themselves in the sea out of guilt
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>Uno can combo after M parry
I hate this fucking midget so much
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>>563206292
anon, you had a whole month to buy the new granblue fes plushies (plus gran, Djeeta and belial) on the cygays store for like 20 bucks (not including shipping)
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>>563207857
>getting hit by a non 1f invul counter
get parried, mashing gorilla
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>>563207857
don't worry 2.6 will make this game less kuso
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who decided it was good design for a blocked fireball to give enough plus frames to activate a buff skill/setplay
i used to think it was my fault for not reacting in time but then i realized its because i was in block stun
also please make hitting nier's puppet hit her because why am i losing my turn by guessing correctly
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GGs Siegbro, I truly can't tell if he's stronger or weaker now.
God, I feel scammy as fuck with these airstall 22Hs
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>>563208214
>3f parry
Anon literally everything I do has a gap bigger than 3f
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>>563208985
learn to meaty fraud gorilla
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yeah YEAH learn to meaty how don't you KNOW that?
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>>563208652
Thanks for the matches, sharkbro.

>I truly can't tell if he's stronger or weaker now.
They buffed certain aspects and nerfed others. He's in some weird spot between really strong and kinda weak right now.

>spoiler
That's just me being extremely susceptible to throwbaits, really.

You seem to have improved quite a bit lately, though!
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seriously how the fuck do you deal with metera and butterflies
butterflies means it beats dodge, roll, and jump, trying to hit her means running into the projectile thats trying to pop the butterfly, blocking gives her infinite plus frames plus another butterfly to deal with
failing to dodge or roll a single arrow means she gets to set up a butterfly for completely free
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>>563209073
He uses it in my blockstrings retard, it's essentially a comboable DP
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>>563209850
use your instant fullscreen projectile-invul neutral skip
you don't have one? haha gg ez thx for the gemmies
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>>563209885
>woOOooOooOw i have to respect something for once and cant autopilot my offence boohoo mee
time to get some braincells gorigger
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I'm glad Uno got nerfed. He should be shot again.
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>>563209850
Just react :^)
Ignore the fact that they have no recovery
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>>563209850
If the butterfly is on top of you you know she'll use a projectile to trigger it.
Which means it's easy to counter hit her with either your own U projectile or an invincible neutral skip.

>i don't have either
Then you either block or walk (not dash) forward and roll on reaction.
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>>563210604
why is every second of a match with a zoner a reaction check
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>>563210370
>cagliostro
deserved
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>>563210370
its not just the recovery, its that she canceled into it from her fh
which means you're literally in blockstun during the startup so of course she's gonna recover fast
why does she get so much advantage from a blocked fireball
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>>563211437
>Why is the zoner's fireball good
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>>563211041
Because the one moment you reeact to their zoning spells almost certain doom for them.
At least normally. Rising's zoners are a different breed.
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>>563210370
I didn't know she can trigger her butterfly with her SSBA and combo from it
in the meanwhile when I activate my SBA in neutral like this all I get is my anus raped

why would I ever play this game when there's so much privilege and I dont get any of it, why do they make favoritisms. playing this game would be like voluntarily teleporting to the USA in the 1880s as a nigger
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>>563210370
>>563211437
Somewhere in Metera's troonloop they had listed her butterfly recovery as a weakness, that you should not let her use it for free
I found out the hard way that was a lie
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I'm sorry to do this to my fellow roomingtons but I'm going to bed soon and I don't want my PS4 to catch on fire while I sleep so I have to close the room after your next match.

Please understando.
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>>563211861
if you're far enough away to react to the fireball you're too far away to punish the for it
by the time you get close enough to punish them you're basically guessing instead of reacting because >11 frame startup
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>>563210370
My poor, honest Cag
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>>563210370
So, real talk:
are ALL ASW games like this? With 0 recovery on every, single, fucking move?
Every GG title?
Blazblue?
Are all like this fucking game?
This is my 1st fighting game. Is this normal?
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does the free edition bypass work on Linux??
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>>563212659
mmmmmmm
nyes unless you're playing something like third strike
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>>563212716
come here, bitch
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>>563212659
you're not expected to react to most whiffs, you're only supposed to hit them if you were already pressing before you realized they whiffed
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GGs then Cag bro, "he" closed the room on us!
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>>563212716
you stole this image from me
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>>563212716
still disappointed the spirit wolf is only cosmetic
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>>563212586
No problem, thanks for hosting.

>>563213178
GGs. Thanks for the games. How the fuck do I play Cag properly...
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Strive?
Sure, I main Gio.
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>>563213341
There are at least TWO whole Cag anons in NA, so perhaps ask one of them to mentor you?
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>>563213416
this but unironically.
haven't seen a metera, lowain or vaseraga in months
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>>563213470
da wolf loife...
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half the general plays cag
the other half don't know it yet
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>>563213470
>better character design than Gio overall

wow Strives new character really kinda suck
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>>563213470
Why is Strive's matchmaking so ass? I tried playing it but even though it has 10k players I'm still getting ranked matches at the same rate as Rising, if not slower.
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>>563213851
most people dont play ranked unfortunately they just play with friends
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I was going to post Narmaya and say "We have Baiken at home" but I don't save images of unnatractive generic whores
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>>563213851
>Why is Strive's matchmaking so ass?
Ever wonder why Granblue matchmaking is so ass?
Then wonder what they have in common?
Saw other people complaining about this too.
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>>563214123
I saw that the max rank has a "point" system like Master here. Is it actual ELO or a meme point system like GBVSR's?
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>>563197965
Damn anon, you really like mid, fat whores
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>>563214431
you have to lower your standards when you're an ugly balding manlet retarded piece of shit waste of oxygen rope worthy faggot like me
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>>563214332
its actual ELO and grindy as hell ELO at that
you get 100 points per win and you need like 4000-5000 points per rank
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>>563197965
I only thought there was the first girl, she looks nice, but then the other slabs of fat came in
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>>563213470
I have some kind of duality going with this guy's artwork.
On one point, the obvious footfaggotry
On the other, damn if he doesn't draw some very dynamic poses
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thoughts on sex?
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>>563214431
>see average girl
>call her fat
this will be more to your liking
https://x.com/forumbunklr/status/2042371451244699767?s=20
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>>563214431
you have to lower your standards when you look for real women
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>>563214658
I hate sex, especially with women
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>>563212716
I need an answer to this pretty quickly because im trying to set something up with non-fighting game friends
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>>563214317
Ages ago, I saw Ram and thought getting into Strive for her.
Glad I didn't
Only ever noticed that people hated her players.
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>>563213851
When you quick match from the main menu, the game puts you into that stupid blocky avatar tower lobby after the first fight, in the background.
Like all ASW lobbies, it is a buggy piece of shit that fucks up more the longer you're in there. Stroiv's lobby is the worst of them all.
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>>563214658
I keep getting horny and then immediately losing interest once I actually touch my dick and then am just left with a restless aimless feeling
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>>563214754
siegfried mains RISE UP
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>>563214849
I only know of two Ram players that are massive fucking faggots, one being Chinman, and the other being a slob obsessed with Korea glam culture, but beyond that there's nothing particular about her playerbase.
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>>563214727
I mean doge and cow are alright but monkey and tigers are fatsos bwo
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>>563214727
thanks mr skeltal
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>>563214640
>damn if he doesn't draw some very dynamic poses
if you mean his execution, yeah. he has a solid grasp on perspective
the poses themselves are just moves the characters use, very subtly altered to focus on the feet
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>>563214849
>>563215083
imagine drawing this and deciding that she should instantly become an emotionless demure qt robot waifu
I hate asians
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>>563214123
Probably the number one thing that turned me off of it, was finding that literally everyone was in the casual lobby.
>UM CASUAL IS BASED?!?!
I like having SOME matchmaking so I'm not just creaming newbs or getting stomped by GMs, thanks.
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>nyehehe I'll use my ebin reddit kot images and then I'll post the thrashiest takes on gbvsg, because no one has ever done the same
>also I'm extremely homosexual
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>>563215083
>there's nothing particular about her playerbase
if DarkSydePhil played strive he would be a Ram player
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>>563214658
nyeeds byuffs
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>>563213470
desu
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>>563215519
HOOOOOOOOO I like this one.
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>>563215023
Something's rising alright
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>>563215220
Even if he's not the one who came up with the idea, being able to draw them so well under different angles is pretty impressive bro.
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>>563214849
>>563215083
she's not only annoying to play against, she's a bore to play
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Stop posting feet focused fanart
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>>563215717
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....nyo
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>>563215659
yeah i agree
i think fighting game moves are underrated as hell
i def want to try my hand at drawing some of these poses and i feel like it would be amazing practice
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>>563215717
Feet focused official art okay?
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This normal is cool as fuck.
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>>563216190
>dps
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Meet your season 3 guests
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>>563215717
I wish he would post good feet focused fanart, that artist sucks
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>>563216531
whorse
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>>563215683
Yeah Ram is basically equivalent to Ilsa in how lame their gameplan is
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>>563215281
>imagine drawing this and deciding that she should instantly become an emotionless demure qt robot waifu
As opposed to...?
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>>563216190
Wilnas' slow, heavy, Kabuki theater-like exaggerated moves in general are fun to watch. He has a really nice, almost hypnotic flow.
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>>563216613
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MMMMMMMMSHHHHLRRRPPP
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>>563216324
Squall is based and my favorite FF main character.
Make it happen.
>his SSBA is Lion Heart
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>563216994
I used to think Squall was the coolest, then grew up a bit, thought he was lame, and now I'm full circle.
Funny how that work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLaEahr9Fk
a second strive session
its truly, unironically, genuinely over
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I don't care what diaphone thinks about strive, tell me what ShiroWomb thinks of it
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>>563216698
Everything he does is so fucking satisfying when it lands
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>>563217263
Same but Cloud.
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>>563217263
>>563217557
Same energy
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>>563216698
Yeah they seriously nailed his character. His exaggerated moves and theatrics are probably how Wilnas assumes normal mortals fight each other rather than being his own unique fighting style.
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>>563214727
disgusting fat fucks... someone remind me of the name of that one pure skeleton egirl. you know she would play nier if she played gbvsr.
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>>563217928
i wish i looked like this
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>>563217263
Also Zell is the best bro and one of the most competent party members in the entire series
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>>563217928
I think it's kind of hot when girls are a little chubby like this
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>>
Linux please
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>>563219240
Kissable shark
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>>563219357
just werks
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>>563219523
clearly not
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>>563219357
This'll be useful later
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>>563219357
It's not a linux issue the geo patcher is just outdated as shit
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posting this to cleanse the eyes of whomever opened that spoiler
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Ironic, the founder of alchemy couldn't beat rock
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>>563220440
thank you for this image of Jam Kurodaberi Guilty Gear Strive
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>>563220570
ROCK
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ROCK!?
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Cock.
Where're having a jerk off party in the discord, so don't forget to post your links!
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>Where're
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>Cock
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>>563221657
actually we're in the mumble discussing djeeta's
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>Where're
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I was playing grablue fantasy versus rising
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>>563222161
Did you have fun?
I had fun today.
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>>563222161
ill be playing too once i manage to stop shitting my guts out
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>>563222614
Yeah, It was one of those days were (mostly) everything I tried to do worked, the matches were also pretty close so that was nice too
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>>563222847
And the most fucked part is that I know that this anon is still better than me.
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>>563219357
>piratefag unable to pirate
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>>563223695
I already bought the first game why would I wanna pay another 50 bucks + DLC for the same game with balance changes bro
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>>563221819
>>563222032
Get off my back, everyone makes mistakes!
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>>563224149
If Rising was "the same game with balance changes" then Vanillafags wouldn't have been such insufferable cunts for months on end.
Incidentally, where ARE the Vanillafags today? I don't think I've seen them post in a while.
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>>563224701
they have 10 days until the lobby dies forever so they are in premourning
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>>563224701
What's there to post? Rising was a flop, vanilla got reduced to rooms and there is no season 3.
>>
finished fire force
pretty good
you guys doing alright?
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>>563226654
They should add Tamaki to Rising as the second guest character AND the second Aoi Yuuki character.
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>>563227065
I love her. anti-normalfag character
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>>563227065
why did this character cause so much controversy
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>>563223265
w-what
what do my shidding have to do with my skill
or your skill for that matter
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>>563213251
you hold ownership over only that which you create.
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>>563212716
>>563227501
Is this character fun to play?
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>>563227167
she's an attractive anime girl whos main gimmick is accidentally getting undressed so normalfags hate her for being "coomershit"
in the final season theres an episode where she has a crowd basically telling her shes a useless character and disgusting coom bait, so she gets angry and completely undresses and a dude who appreciates fan service fights and defeats his alter ego who doesn't, beyond based
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>>563227609
If you enjoy
>A simple and straightforward gameplan
>Zooming around at light speed (but not on crack like Chipp)
>Big brazilian booty
Gio is great.
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>>563227609
Her combos are weird and her movement feels really jank because of how much control she has over it
She's supposed to be a rubber band hang back then swoop in and punish/spacing trap character but in reality she's just a basic strike thrower with no projectile and a reaction check pressure starter
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>>563227609
https://youtu.be/7aMcxRCN0jQ
watch some footage and see if you like what you see
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>>563227783
I DO like all those things!

>>563227892
>her movement feels really jank because of how much control she has over it
Is this a problem only when you are starting to learn her or does it somehow remain a problem even after you understand how to play her?
>she's just a basic strike thrower
That's more or less how I always play Rising so that shouldn't be a problem.
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>>563226654
It was a nice palette cleanser have Tardsawman's ending
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>>563228094
>2024
I feel like you googled "Evo Happy Chaos Gio" and copied the first result
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>>563228094
Watching right now

>>563228236
I know Happy Chaos got destroyed this patch but did Giovanna get any meaningful changes?
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>>563228173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmhsQPhgWVQ
Here, this is basically the best Gio, and it's on current patch.
A visual aid for this kind of stuff works better than any explaination.
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>>563228173
You have to hold forward or back on your dash to go fast/far instead of just pressing the button and nobody likes it
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>>563227783
I probably should have mained Gio instead of Millia when stroiv came out.
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>>563227609
I'M THROWING YOU
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no tourney??
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lmao
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>>563228236
No, I just remembered I watched some hype Gio sets but could not remember which EVO it was, or if it was JP or NA.
Then I remembered NitroNY plays Gio so thought that was probably it. I don't play Jack-off but I tried to catch his games every time I could, nigga is sick with her.
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>>563228629
you gotta join the strive tourney
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>>563228365
Don't you have to hold forward for the faster dash and then cancel it by holding back when you want to stop?
Haha, if only there was some kind of Arcsys specific wiki I could look this up on! Too bad it's not a normal!!
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>>563228360
Bridget looks kind of fun and cute too...
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>>563228482
I wanted to play Millia cause her memes are funny but my hands can't handle it.
Not as in 'I don't have the skill', but 'my hands physically can't take this much strain'.
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>>563229184
how did I not save the retard absorber
how did I post in that thread for like a year and a half and literally only save I-No lewds
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>>563228360
>A visual aid for this kind of stuff works better than any explaination.
This video really helped me understand the
>She's supposed to be a rubber band hang back then swoop in and punish
Of this post >>563227892 yeah
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these niggas are actually talking about strive instead...
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>>563226654
>saw Soul Eater TV
>see what happens in Fire Force ending
>now I'm going back to properly read Soul Eater

I haven't even seen FF, but now I want to
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>>563227609
https://youtu.be/FkGzL9ZX5GY?si=HDRYhg6ITIgowdQ_
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>>563229779
I just want to be a NIGGER
WITH A BRUTISH IMPULSE
NIGGER
THE SILENT PREACHER
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>>563229779
nyot a raid btw
>>
>you get more answers on how to play strive in the grub thread than the gg thread
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>563229945
cringe
>>
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
come home grubman
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>>563230175
That's just not true, I've been in both general since the patch and while, let's say less chill than /gbvsg/, they've been pretty helpful toward beginners and new players hopping on.
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>>563230451
yeah for the past 2 days maybe
ggg was such a shithole it died, remember.
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>>563230829
I mean, yeah, I'm not going to argue against that, what I'm saying is that you claim you get more help about Strive here than in their dedicated general, and I said that wasn't true.
We can talk about the what was and what will be all you want it's all the same to me.
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>>563221507
underrated edit
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>>563229337
I had that but I seem to have deleted it.
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Grubkiddies don't look, real, big throbbing nooch here.
>>563230837
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>>563231160
thats literally just 2 charlottas fighting
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>>563231009
that one anon who loves zoi barging in on grandblues must be happy
i didnt reply to it but i saved it, he has my unnanouncted appreciation
>>
>strive balance update
>we have homogenized the gameplay further and made every character even more the same
>we have re-assessed the game to move closer to the collectivist communist ideology. everyone is equal and the same gameplay applies to all for every goyslopper. daisuke’s subsidized vision sponsored by blackrock.
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>>563231389
So it's just rising 2.0?
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>>563229337
I don't like I-No but I had to save that pic where she has her pubes peeking out.
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>>563231389
>removing WA homogenized the gameplay
nigga retard
worry about grub instead though
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>>563231759
>worry about grub instead though
He will never do that.
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it’s so easy to bait the schizo loool
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imagine not liking i-no
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Sonic_sol moment
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>>563232026
>Initiate… Multi-device wiggerlarp!
>>
>>
>>
i wanna eat noodles. i want to play granblue.
>>
>>
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>>563232551
>>563233002
>>563233220
look man it's one thing to talk about strive in the context of granblue but if youre just going to spam images please do it in the /ggg/ thread. they could use it
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>>563233217
>right click
>take snapshot

yoink
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>>563233412
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nyo
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>>563233420
you can't do that
that's illegal
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Luscious Marippe toes on the telly
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someones hero was on the telly
plus charlotta
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streamboar time
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
apparently theres a SA tourney going on too
https://www.twitch.tv/zatefgc
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Ok I got it
Gio USED to have to hold forward while dashing and then they changed it to being a really long dash that you press back to stop
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>>563231160
>airdash
never touching this shit lol
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just busted a massive load to paizuri on futa
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>>563238897
link?
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>>563238897
>just busted a massive load to paizuri
based
>on futa
cringe
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>>563239740
>NOOO, WHERE ARE THE MEN!?!
Fag.
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>>563237034
sieg vs cag the utmost honesty
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>>563232159
>>563232551
>>563233002
>>563233220
Evil women are shit and they deserve nothing.
You should like good girls instead.
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>Bro
>Just punish the butterfly
>rumao
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>>563241754
Shiro, why the fuck would you only blur out your name? In fact, the hell did you blur it out for in the first place, you are the only retard here that plays Uno.
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>>563242174
he doesnt use that color bwo
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>>563241719
luv sheep
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why is xewom always in losers?
when was the last time he was a WINNER?
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>>563242305
>People don't switch colours
Friend, are you okay?
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>>563242512
There you go!
Yes, that is the correct reaction.
>>
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>>563241719
Then why'd you post the evilest woman
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>>563242651
????
Anila is the sweetest woman of all
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>>563243554
>Sends out innocent sheep to fight and die for her
>Rides atop them, actively crushing them under her immense weight
>Harmless
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I can't believe there are retards out there who still think beaniggers earned their wins
>>
what do large-breasted women like?
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>>563244605
small unendowed men
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>>563244605
THEEE HEART OF A LADY
IS A MYSTERIOUS THING
....THAAAAT SCIENTISTS HAVE WRESTLED WITH FOR YEARS
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>>563244858
what about small endowed men
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>>563245256
That's an oxymoron
>>
I will win Cygames Cup next year.
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>>563229168
NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
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>>563242174
Mr. Wamb is dead anon, that's a Monarch webm, hence why Metera's name is not blurred
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>>563245401
i believe in you elsa
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>>563245373
height and weight have nothing to do with penis size
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>>563245494
He was in a /v/ thread a couple of weeks ago crying about Uno. I'm sure someone here has the screencap
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>>563244150
>her immense weight
What the fuck, you are very rude
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>>563243554
This is the face of evil
>>
Wish me luck
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>>563245642
>a couple of weeks ago
it was on february
he hasn't logged in since the Ilsa patch tournament
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>>563245740
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>>563245740
Just watch your toes bro, it's all on you.
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>>563246024
based dub enjoyer
>>
>>
i'll tell you how she smells later
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SORIZ IS FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563246979
das right
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>he still enters these laggy ass mexican onlines
notice how none of the other good players ever enter?
a waste of time
blud enters to get lagged out by a bot
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granblue netplay tournaments are just a mexican welfare program
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>>563247092
but they told me mexico doesn't lag and that yoru wins through pure skill
>>
another week of teleporting mexicans
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>>563242174
shiwowamb isn't a RETARD he is my FRIEND and i miss him :(
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when is yoru coming to an offline to prove he isn't winning because of the broken 2b 2rbf combo?
scratch that, if he came to an offline i'd alert ICE to get on his ass
the 2b playing fuck
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>>563247465
he was a little weiner that plugs on anons in ranked. I'm not surprised in the slightest that he quit over anre nerfs
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>>563247304
Just get a standing desk my Kizzington

Also the smell is because you're fat

and eating goyslop
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>>563241754
What a coincidence, I fought that Metera a while ago.
L Butterfly would have gotten punished by monopoly man, but U Butterfly is too fast.
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>>563247818
monarch gettin dood'd on...?
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I'm bored
talk about something else
>>
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>>563249180
???????????
>>
goodnight gbvsg
im going to sleep with my donkimakura
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>>563249982
Good night

Don't forget that blue butterfly persists on block or hit
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>>563250208
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>>563249982
but miico is showing in 40 minutes
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>>563250413
showing me her pussy?
otherwise i dont care
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>>563250519
I don't like looking at pussies.
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>>563250584
I do
But only the perfect, pristine 2D versions
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>>563250584
i like puffy pussies
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>>563247818
nothing to do with metera but i think yuel's 66L > f.L > 2M is unfair as fuck
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>>563251482
>complaining about low tier yuel
bait?
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could someone make a webm or gif where its belials intro where he reaches his hand out and at the bottom it says "booba" in impact font
>>
>>
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>>563253129
>sharing a bed with Galleon AND Nier
That man is so lucky...
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>>563253129
>>
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>>563254784
need BBTag 2 Versus Rising
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Here's your ArcSys x Grub crossover, bro
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>>563253129
That is one impressive boner
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>>563255142
Prepare the retard absorber. This is a big one.
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miico isn't as pretty as her photobooks
wtf I want my refund
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>>563245902
>minimum $100 for just a picture
Bruh...
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>>563255836
Pretty women truly live life in Super Ultimate Mode
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>>563255836
It's $150 now
Final bid is still 6 hours to go
God help me
I can't win
I CAN'T WIN
MY MAX IS $200
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>>563250413
>>563256790
Is there a stream or something for this? Please post pics of her for us if there isn't. Good luck and godspeed bwo....
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>>563256993
I overslept and missed the first meet and greet
next one is in 1.5 hours
there's an uggo fatass lardmaya cosplayer here if you want a photo to tide you over till then
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>>563256790
i hope u win schizo
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>>563257210
No thanks...I think we can wait for the true big meaty cosplayer
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>spending 150+ dollars on a fucking picture when you could be buying McDonald's for your lobbybros
Shameful
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>>563257210
I hope you get to hug her or at least touch her hands at the meet and greet
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>>563257642
You forgot the part where miico stands beside you
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>>563257642
You can't do THAT do a Mcburger though...
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>>563257969
Does... does winning the bid allow you to do THAT with Miico?
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>>563257780
miico services
>blow $60 or more on her merch and she signs something for ya
>win the auction and she takes a photo with you
>no touching and phototaking without permission from miico-sama
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>>563258332
>no touching and phototaking
Nooooooooo.....I guess those poster prices are actually decent considering it's a convention and the absurd photo price...Have fun bwo....
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and they say soivers are the trannies... im having second thoughts
>>
who's "they"
>>
AN DEY SEY
AN DEY SEY
AN DEY SEY
CHIVALRY IS DEAD...
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>>563258732
had a chat with the staff for funsies
I asked about miico, asked why isn't she manning her booth when the other invited ones are manning theirs all day doing signings selling merch etc
>miico is very strict on timings, when she's done she's done
>even for fan interactions, once she feels she reaches her limits she just calls it
miico is arrogant desu
she does nothing but the cash keeps piling up
bid is now $190 btw
still no miico to be seen
amazing
>>
>put on 10 pounds of makeup
>call the retards simping for you disgusting faggots all day until you have to make your 10 minute appearance
>get paid
she sounds smart
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>>563259672
She cosplays Narmaya and Galleon...she can't even pretend to be nice and act in character?
>bid is now $190 btw
RIP anon's duo pic dream
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>>563259436
Anyone who plays modern arcsys games are trannies. Yes including this one.
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>>563259436
At least these losers are jerking it to the girls, not to the thought of being girls
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>>563259672
I believe in your $200 dream bro. You got this
>>
>paying money for 3DPD whores
Gross.
>>
will never understand how you degrade yourself to such a level but you do you
>>
>>
Meet your season 3 savior
>>
not even teedus could get me back to this game unless we get soive level patch notes
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>>563261064
my deep dark secret is that ive never played ff10 or seen anything about it besides tidus laugh
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does anyone want a pic of the lardmaya
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>soive level patch notes
Big ass hope.
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>>563261064
Warrior of Light if real would've been kino tbdesu

>>563261243
Post em
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>>563246858
This sucks, post something hot with lotta instead like Ladiva pinning her down
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>>563261353
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>>563261765
holy chubby fuck needs her belly fat pinched and told to make pillsbury dough boy sounds
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>>563261765
serggs
>>
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>>563261765
i'd eat her asshole out
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>>563261765
Would teach her how to EX Flip
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do you guys want a frontal shot of the phatchang
I'll talk to her and ask for a photo
for my bwos at gbvsg
I'll do it
I'm drown myself in miico after
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>>563262320
I want a photo of her belly
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>>563262320
make her do a failed Vikala pose
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>>563262320
yeah
ask cosplayers properly
don't be a creep
>>
She's here
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>>563262678
aiiiiiie it said NO PICTURES
>>
Also I outbidded the last fucker. This is it. All in bwos.

TWOOOO

HUNDREDDDD

DOLLAAAAA
>>
sorry but miico is a bit busy right nyow
here's another chang to tide you over until then
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>>563262913
Dam son
>>563263178
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>>563263178
puttin the big in sister...
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and she's gone again
2.14pm miico arrived at her booth
signed a couple of spenders
left at 2.20pm
6 minutes
she worked 6 minutes
there was still a queue when she left
miico booth is back to empty again
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>>563263178
that's my neechang
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>>563263178
i almost spit my drink out
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>>563263446
did ya think i was fucking around when I said lardmaya
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>>563263359
HEALTHYchang sounds nicer than $200chang what the heck
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>>563263496
You should have seen the look on the guys face when miico just said
>arigatou!
and just walked off
he was next in line
miico literally went nah son that's all my contract requires i'm off backstage to eat rice crackers again
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>>563263592
good, if he was smart he realized he should stop simping over some foid wearing 100 dollars worth of makeup
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>>563262913
KEK that's fucked
>>
It's time
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>>563263178
Should have given the $200 to this neechang
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>>563262913
Didn't she cut off her contract with Cygames? Is this her own booth then?
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Aight bad news bwos
Apparently the meet and greet is gated behind merch purchase
And dropping $200 on the auction didn't count
greedy fucks
buying merchies nyow.

Meanwhile here's a ratto
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>>563263980
goddamn
>>
>>563263980
>And dropping $200 on the auction didn't count
greedy fucks
Breh....
>>
i could literally pay someone 300 dollars to dress up as narmaya and rail them and you're here trying to buy a picture of some 3dpd for 200
>>
>>563263980
holy hairy ass vikky
>>
>>563264110
>>563264120
Nyot just any merchies but miico booth merchies, and I have to spend over
>FOURTY DOLLAAAAA
too
>>
how can you like fat women this is disgusting
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>>563264310
anon youre in a fighting game general
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>>563264201
i didn't even read what you wrote i just saw the thumbnail of that ratto and there's no way i'm opening it up
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AIEEEEE EVERYTHING'S SOLD OUT
SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE AT THE BOOTH
YET IT'S ALL GONE
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>>563264428
Manifesting some way to get you in. Don't let this be the end of your journey bwo
>>
Anon, you know that's not Narmaya, right? That's some whore pretending to be her, leeching off her likeness.
>>
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>>563264673
Meet and greet slots are maxed out
It's over for this
miico still has a stage play coming up in an hour
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>>563265010
can you please stop this humiliation ritual
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>>563265010
damn...
>>
>Come back from a date with my gf
>Check thread
>Anon almost wasted 200 dollars on a photo with some fat cow
You're not going to make it bro
>>
>kotposter
>having a girlfriend
LMAO
>>
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>>563265584
nice
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Zzzzz
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/ourguy/ over here
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Where is this again?
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>>563267839
Japan presumably
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>>563267839
Singapore
>>
MIIIICOOOOOOOO
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>>563269057
chunky
>>
jesus christ. you deserve the life you have right now stupid simp.
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owari da
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>>563271061
it's miicover
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Three bikala
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love yourself, /gbvsg/
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>>563272238
WAN
TU
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>>563272238
how much though
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>the last 250 posts
what the fuck is this garbage dump of a thread
>>
abhorrent nier post as usual
>>
>the narm cosplayer schizo is a sea-nig
makes sense
>>
I give you three bikalas and this is how you repay me
>>
>>563274253
Cosplayers are pale imitations besmirched by 3d. You give swill and think to treat it like pearls
>>
>>563274875
you can't fuck an image anon
>>
>>563274923
rather jerk to an idealistic image than to try to get hard to these faces
>>
>>563275139
it’s nature’s warning signs
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Vikala should piss on my face
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Evil baby for season 3
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>>563275139
nigga you ain't exactly henry cavill yourself
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this general used to be based
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>>563275328
t. projecting seagger
go back and never post again
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>>563275536
>schizoid ramblings
make asylums great again
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>>563275498
what seems to be the issue, sir?
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death to seaggers
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Aren't they the ones keeping the franchise alive?
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all the schizo wanted was a single whiff of his cosplay sluts pussy you guys can be mice to him
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New mechanic will have a new meter below screen like all other Arcsys games
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>>563262913
>>563263178
wait, hold on, is that supposed to be the same person on both photos?
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>>563280345
Anon can't read
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>>563280461
dios mio youre right my bad
but she for sure isnt a flipchang
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Nice thread.
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im glad my mom told me that if i eat a bunch of sugar then drink a diet coke it cancels out the sugar because i would have ton of health issues by now chang
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Pour one out for all the grubbers who left and moved on to greener pastures
Iblis
maceofhearts
sikhander
Mat
Swizzle
Ylam
Ragger
Ashigyaru
Kos-Mos
Doc
Dread
Singleneuron
Skybaster
Hatroon
Stinky
Chocco
0range_Planet
Ian
vcz
Rarest Raymoo
Sneed
Nezumiku
Shirolamb
Arcade Nier (I forgot his name)
The guy who spends all day botting wins
Agripepsi
Delirium
Victorique
Tankbuild
Thinking
Tsukuyomi Maya
Rend the Earth
Wakeup Sweep
Happy Skipper
Zooey Pit Licker
Meiya Mitsurugi
Literally Nothing
Lostrique
Xerom
Wavie
Gamera
Mognia
Last Evo Burgers/Takofag
Goobu
Superstrait
Sharkboot
Rayquaza/Fugquaza
Kizzy
Diaphone
Sonic_Sol
Rookies
Ren
Zane
If you don't see yourself, well, then you weren't a memorable player, my condolences.
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buff bikki
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>>563176824
Just like Mr. Pikala, Mr. Pane was always good, it's just that people didn't want to play him. Now that the game is waning off, people are starting to play characters for fun instead of playing characters to win
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Genius above
retard below
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>>563176824
Just like Mr. Pikala, Mr. Pane was always good, it's just that people didn't want to play him. Now that the game is waning off, people are starting to play characters for fun instead of playing characters to win
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>>563289487
Owned his ass yet again. The guy is like 0-3 at this point.
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Fuck you stupid cocksucking faggots
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I liked the photos some of you are just being miserable haters
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>>563291116
He went outside, met people, had fun with real human beings, made memories.
What have you guys to offer, aside from being miserable?
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>>563291312
Stop the cope. He went around buying pics and merch of some roastie hog cosplaying a gacha game character
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>>563291480
Which is an experience. A valuable lesson even.
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I enjoyed the photos because they were not DSG related.
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>>563291845
tits too big
slop
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>>563291845
They should remove current Cag and replace her with this one. New animations, model, VA and all in 2.60
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>>563293126
be quiet for several days
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>>563264201
...
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>>563293126
They should remove current Cag and not do anything else
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>>563284104
I'm on the list!
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>>563295586
>people look at the most basic fighting game interaction and freak out
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>>563295586
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soive killed rising
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deserved
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>>563301168
it turns out HC is still busted, and they gave him an infinite blockstring in the latest patch
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>>563301619
https://x.com/TSM_Leffen/status/2042725848935973202
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>>563301619
At least Sad Gear Struggle only has one Happy Chaos.
granblue fantasy versus rising has a whole set of 'zoners' who lock you in the corner without even trying
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>>563302112
>links Leffen instead of the OG post
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>>563302887
Don't forget the best part: they will never be nerfed.
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>>563303070
Don't be silly, of course they'll be nerfed.
It's the compensation buffs that makes them stronger overall that worries me.
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>>563303932
kek
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>>563295586
What do you do here really though? I'm climbing up ranks and I don't know how to play against this besides a lucky dp or brave counter, which then leads to the guy pushing me back to the corner and repeating
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>>563304773
Instant 66L is the best option
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>>563304773
you just take your turn. he cant cancel the second half.
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>>563295586
kind of crazy how much zangief and koji dunked on gamera at awt
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gamera is a little pussy bitch
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>>563306083
his hands hurt + he was sleepy...
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I am going to grocery shopping in Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
You guys want anything?
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>>563308332
potato
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>>563308332
Color 8, Color 14, weapon skin 6 and three Charlotta poses.
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>>563308332
7000 draw tickets to spend and fail getting the last 2 lobby weapons I need!
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https://x.com/i/status/2042597009371136455
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>>563309690
>need
there is no need
only want
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>>563302887
Lmao nigga this game has nothing close to Happy Chaos
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>>563310063
You unlock naked alts for all the girls when you hit 100%
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>>563310537
I need it
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>>563284104
Why would I leave for soive bwo, I'm not gay
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AIEEEEEEEE
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>>563311754
nyooooooooo......
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>>563311748
>I'm not gay
>plays granblue
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>>563311754
LMAOOO Ok this is pretty bad...
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so how come when someone empty jumps in neutral they hit me with a button after they land before my button hits them
there should be a 4 frame gap where any button they press mid air wont complete and then any button they press once they fall should get counterhit
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>>563310063
Pretty sure you need to sleep, drink, eat, pee and shid
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https://www.twitch.tv/khalil_
Neechang on the telly
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>>563311953
that's under the assumption you want to live
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>>563311754
He plays Metera. Why does he act like a victim?
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>>563312282
neechang is a whore who scams desperate touchless virgins out of their 200 dollars
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>>563312328
But who doesn't?
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>>563311953
>sleep
with ferry
>drink
ferry's piss
>eat
ferry's poop
>pee
inside ferry
>shit
in ferry's ass
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>>563312845
I don't
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>>563312982
Live grubba, LIVE!!!
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>>563263178
that's my slamchang right there
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>>563312952
What does ferry taste like
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>>563313228
No, i want to suffocate on Metera's ass
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>>563313529
depends
what cut specifically
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>>563312845
Me.
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Do people really block you if you play certain characters? It seems like a relatively smaller playerbase like for this game shouldn't really have the luxury of being picky unless the connection is just super bad
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>>563314208
Most of the cast is very frustrating to play against.
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>>563314208
I block 2Bs. I need to get around to unblocking the Lowains but there's at least 40 of them to go through
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>>563314208
maybe if you're na you can afford blocking certain players if they're a net negative on fun
>>563314430
you are retarded
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>>563314208
I block Abel players.
Partially because they play Abel but also because I have not met a single Abel player that isn't insanely laggy.
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>>563314605
Every player in this game has a personal hated character. Every character has at least one player blocking their players except maybe shotos, because I refuse to believe anyone would stoop that low. The other day I was talking to a dude and he told me he blocks every Vira, VIRA of all characters.

Almost every character in the game is unsufferable to play against. Abel, Charlotta, Ladiva, Vane, Percival are all low-mid tier characters but hated by the community anyway.
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>>563312282
>watching streamers watch streamers
>in the same language
If it's a different language then I get it but why else?
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>>563314208
Besides bad connection I only block players that are ridiculously better than myself.
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>>563315332
yep, proved my point
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if your unique buff wins you neutral it needs to be 60 frames
if it just gives you better reward on hit it can stay at 40
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>>563315598
Proved what? This game is bleeding players for a reason.
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>>563314208
every character can hit you if you don't block
No I have never blocked a player based on their character choice
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Another one for the collection
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>>563315851
This is just a dude, not a tranny.
Right?
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>>563315851
>>563315903
yeah, that's just saltz
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>>563315851
Bros I've noticed that my forehead has been getting bigger and the hair at the top of my head is thinning, and I'm in my late 20s. Am I really going to end up like that bald guy on the right? I don't want to be bald in Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising...
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>the game is breeding players for a reason
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>>563316134
depends, I'm also getting balder but I'll end up like that dude way later. I had friends balding at 15 yo lol
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>>563316134
>late 20s
you got a good run. I started balding at 22-23
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>>563315903
>This is just a dude, not a tranny.
>trannime avatar
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>>563315851
the dude behind this post is a soiver btw
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>>563315903
>>563316124
Saltz is a troon, unless he changed his mind recently.
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>>563316330
>no pronouns
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>>563316330
Completely fucking retarded and obsessed.
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>>563316330
>that pic
Good taste.
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>>563316302
>>563316275
yeah the baldest guys I know started early
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>>563316413
If he uses pronouns and wants to be called a she or whatever the fuck then yes he's a troon. Otherwise just an unfortunate goblin.
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>>563316275
>I had friends balding at 15 yo lol
Damn that's just unlucky
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>>563316415
>>563316420
come on now. this nigga makes animated sandy wallpapers...
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>that jawline
we are so back
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>>563316664
Then at worst he's gay. If he doesn't declare it or doesn't do surgery he's not one.
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you guys spend more time making fun of people's looks than discussing the game
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Why so scared on encountering another one? We already had plenty.
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you spend more time making fun of people making fun of people's looks than discussing the game
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>>563316903
if only the soiver moved to his thread to play his game
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what are we streamboaring?
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>>563317045
Slashback
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That was some pretty fucking slop mom gameplay
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>>563316557
Here he is with the Queen of EU and I remember both being referred to as "she".
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how do you justify plus on block ult fireballs that combo
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>>563316903
>low level players in tournaments who dont know anything about the game, suboptimal combos and neutral and choices etc
What do you want me to discuss? YOU, faggot, YOU start a discussion related to the gameplay if you are going to be complaining about the lack of it.
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>>563317526
don't forget they're plus on whiff!
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>>563317469
Oops, forgot the pic
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https://x.com/dasazyake/status/2042984024013177342
Erotic danchou reposted by hetGAWD Gamera
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>>563318119
god men are such pigs. do better gamera
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>>563318273
focus on the tournament, Saltz.
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desselie said OG was better...
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doesnt it get boring to design all command movement as basically just a reaction check
siegfried's 22x is straight up the more interesting version of all that, i kinda miss that
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>>563316903
>discussing the game
66L
BC
Why does X get to have Y?
Posts fox
Gay ERP post
How do you beat [OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THAT HAS NO COUNTER]?
Random retarded tardlotta post
Season 3 will save us
OH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Namedropping post
Sikhander posting bait
I luv sheep
4th biggest FG
Bea schizo discussion
Will you eat something nice?
Meet your Season 3 cast
Troll post with Nier pic
Futa post
Retarded faggot reddit Wubbly post slurping the game
Dog post
Neutral "discussion"
Vira and Viraschizo schizo discussions
Horse post
MU chart posting
Generic off-topic post
Random Tweet posting
Le trannies
Constipated/diarreha/poop post
Hatsoon downplaying 2B
Blogpost ending with "Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising"
ft10?
Monkey post
Delay tech
Lobbyclique posting
Meet your season 3 guest
Marippe
Random off-topic GBF character that will never get into the game not even with 50 seasons announced
Blueslop
Cat post
Cag downplaying
Kizziepost
Retard calling everyone pedos
Le soive, le dix, le kekken
Retard Doom avatarfag doomposting
Fucking maybe someone asking for games
Generic retarded copium hopepost
Vanillafag post
Results?
Your main?
Fucking maybe someone playing Granbruise

Here's your discussion, now shut the fuck up.
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>d-discuss the f-fucking g-
>66ls you
>-AAAAAAAACK!
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>>563317854
>>563318930
your game just got it's 2.0 update
go play it king
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>>563319262
i have 3 monitors i can do multiple things at once
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>>563319262
Everyone is already, sub-300 players party masher enjoyer.
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the best part is you can taste the seethe that led someone to make that list
it's an almost sweet taste of unhinged
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>>563318851
the fuck are you talking about
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>>563318930
I appreciate you going this far into making a new pasta. Good job!
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>>563318930
Which one should I pick, chat?
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>>563318930
Truly the best current fighting game.
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>>563319262
Cope.
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soive won
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>>563319663
they always put it in a barely reactable range because itd be useless if it was too easy to react to but also its your fault for not reacting to it
just make it frametrap and weaken the options out of it instead, and dont let it be used as a neutral skip
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>>563319942
Why is she almost flat?
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>>563318930
>Insulting doomGODS
Know your place faggot.
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>>563318930
>Sikhander posting bait
I LEGIT DO NOT DESERVE THIS
WHAT FUCKING BAIT
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>>563319942
That bunny was once a guy...
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>>563320196
yeah so it's not beast when it fucks jam senseless every night
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>>563318930
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>>563320321
Kek
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>>563320195
I think he meant as in sikhander bait
like posting brown girls
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Thought for sure the blonde dude was gonna be a Bubztard, he looks like one
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>>563320996
bubs players are balding and swarthy
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>>563318930
I-I kneel...
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fraudB wire winning clean vs an ultimate projectile
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>Hook goes straight through Versusia's projectile
>Even 2B got pulled through it
So why does Hatroon keep trying to convince people that it's a mid special?
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>>563321314
cause he's a retard?
I think it's funny how the wire is the only thing vasanon said he thought was unfair
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>>563321998
it is
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always jutsu 2b niggers
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>>563318930
>Missed calling the foxposters reddit
>Missed the guy calling random lobby anons his gf
>Missed the guy calling all irl girls fat cows
Still pretty good summary
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>>563318930
mmmm
I'll have a uuuuhhhhhh.....

sikhander namedrop post, with a side of 66l and a large blueslop
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>>563322806
Alright, that'll be 5 desudollars. Would you like to kizziefy your meal for an extra 2 desudollars?
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>>563318930
are we still saying granblue characters are off topic
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Every long form Fox posting over the years, especially the argumentative ones?

all me, even when I was wrong, all me

that one time an anon said "fox is fine, we have an EU fox that plays her well"? he was responding to that EU fox saying she was shit

and I take it all back, because I am kinda stupid
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>>563319942
It's almost impressive how every redesign in Strive ranges from "not as good as the previous ones but acceptable, I guess" to "downright terrible". Not a single one is actually better than any of their previous designs.
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that is the schizo sik, he used the word cl1que. love yourself!
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>>563323286
i'm gonna cum on grandma jam's glasses anyway so shut the fuck up
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>>563318930
is this in order of power rankings?
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>>563323243
just how big is your fox reaction pics from those doujins
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>>563323286
Axl looks infinitely better
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EU zeta anon gets a boner every time someone namedrops him, don't fuel his sicko fetish
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Karyl
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>>563324492
You're right, his outfit in Xrd was pretty fucking ugly...
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>no bruise daily
Just checked.
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i keep forgetting how to play neutral and defense
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>>563323286
May did nothing for me before Strive
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>>563323286
Zato's is good, but somehow he's the only one who's been improving with every game.
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>>563325595
this but also offense
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how long have I been away from here?
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>>563325784
welcome home...
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>>563325846
nyo I'm nyot coming home yet
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>>563325651
Same with Johnny desu, but I wouldn't call either of their Strive appearances redesigns
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>>563312845
me
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>>563325784
Welcome back redlotta!
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>>563326831
dumbass
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>>563326484
god ferry is so hot but i dont even like whips, curly hair, or erune ears
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>>563320195
babu without the pacifier is just wrong.
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>>563328580
Who allowed Monki to drink alcohol...
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>want to just do the dailies and fuck off because I'm ill.
>play a casual or ranked match.
Bweh.
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Oh hi, I upgraded your Zeta
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>>563329692
she’s eepy
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>>563329906
holy unsexy
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Oh hi, I upgraded your Zeta
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>>563329906
>>563330373
disgusting
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>>563330373
holy sexy
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Baking.
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>>563331769
>>563331769
>>563331769
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>>563330317
>>563330431
Faggot

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