Sex with squids

Remember to behead every faggot that uses mines and explosive mortars

If you don't think the supply pack should be nerfed (one of very few items in the game that deserve it) you are genuinely a retarded subhuman and/or rely on the crutch yourself.
Remove the stims.

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What kind of diver are you?

>>563364313
may the indian that created this image be fatally struck by a titanic juggernaut train

>>563364313
Run diver
I'm always gunning for the hills

>>563364313
What would you call running the DCS with Peak Physique or R63 Dilligence with Gunslinger using it for close range flickshots and comboing with Talon?

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The *spins giant wheel* plasma punisher should be *spins* buffed!

>>563364554
Its pretty good as is, who cares the TTK is slow on medium enemies when they can't even fight back past the stagger.

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I ping everything in sight, feel good to be a helpful teammate

>>563365130
sometimes I think I'm the only person who knows that pings exist. I see a teammate ping something maybe once every dozen missions

>>563365130
shut the fuck up ALICE

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>finally caught up with warbonds with a max limit medal stockpile
>4 levels away from max
>have all of my favorite weapons either maxxed out or at level 20
I did it
I beat helldivers
now i can just enjoy the game
right?

Make the adjudicator useful but don't just make it into another liberator. It must have a distinct identity.

>>563365130
I ping super samples so everyone knows I'm now precious cargo that needs to be protected

>>563364313
I have little faith in my fellow diver and run loadouts feasibly capable of doing anything on the map

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Lobby dozo
Bugs dozo
Worm dozo


>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241671544929/76561197986229160
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241671544929/76561197986229160

>>563363252
>hey XYZ can you stop pinging every single fucking thing in the lobby you nigger
objectively the correct way to play the game
>omg my team didnt react to the heavy that tickled my butthole from a different direction but i didnt mark it because thats for n00bs

>>563365841
this
information is king

>>563364313
Stress Reliever

>>563365997
pics?

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Fucking hell I got raped in Omicron, tunnel ratting is impossible on diff when fucking chargers and impalers show up, they didn't playtest shit at all

>>563364313
Funburst Diver

>>563365907
its amazing how the playerbase doesnt get this
please mark the bile titan 110m away
please mark rushers that spawn
please mark the unalerted patrol near where were posted up so everyone is aware of the immediate threats
please mark the tank tower that is barely visible through the fog but lining us up
please.
fucking.
mark.

>>563365542
either 15 more damage, or 12 more durable damage, that's about it
do not give it drum mags under any circumstances, good god that'd be fucking ugly, but perhaps give it short mags

Do eagle 110 rocket pods target roaches at all, ever? It seems like it'd be a decent strat to use if your railcannon is on cooldown and it's doing that hovering firespray attack where it sits still

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Things you should ping
>Tanks/Titans
>your sentries
>supplies
>2 lock vaults
>extraction (only if everyone agrees theyre done)

Everything else will automatically be called out by divers or is already on the map

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>>563366038
They really needed to decrease corpse despawn times
It's so obnoxious when you're fucking shit up
get pinned by the boddies you've stacked
and the live bugs just start clipping through the bodies no problem

>>563366416
110s has some trouble tracking high speed targets iirc so i imagine it would be a pain in the ass unless it's hovering around you

>>563365832
FVLL

Izzat

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>>563365832
wrong fucking link god damnit
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241676700441/76561197986229160
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241676700441/76561197986229160

>>563366473
*pings the uranium drumstick/super rock from 875m away*

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*ruins bots*

>>563367086
for solofags*

>>563367086
*gets 1 shot*

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>>563366991
3/4

>>563367086
just aim for it's crotch how hard is that?

>>563367086
Sir, your giga grenades?

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>>563366991
JOIN. NOW.

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>>563367086
>run into it alone
>eats are still on CD for 20 seconds
>that's ok because the warstrider can't hit shit
>run around in circles for 30 seconds waiting for EATs
>get hit by it's nade spam
>that's ok because they do next to no damage
>kill it
>move on
>somehow this is the """worst""" unit on the bot front that needs to be nerfed even more
Bot sissies are really something

>>563367853
>hear horror stories of war striders
>finally face them in cyberstan
>quasar to the waist
>instant death
ok

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I killed a hive lord with randoms today.

EATs and the Commando, is there a more kino combo when running against bots?

>>563368327
eat and leveller

>>563367853
>greatest defense of an enemy is that it's an annoying waste of time

>>563368327
No, I've been running that for a very long time.
>be RRchud
>instagibbed by teammate's eagle cluster and/or or reinforced on the other side of the map
>be almost completely useless for 4 minutes
leveller is nice but it's almost always overkill, commando is the better pairing imo since you can possibly kill hulks in 1, take out gunships without feeling like a waste, and use it while on the move from point to point.
Only downside is 2 blues leaves you pretty strapped for what else to take. 500kg for factory striders and detector towers, portable hellbomb for jammers and orbital cannons, but a sentry would be nice to have for holding, or any more chaff-cleary eagle/orbital would be nice to have too, so you gotta sacrifice something.

>Increasing the durable damage made the GATOR go from being an absolute tank of a truck into a cardboard truck that dies in minutes.
>Giga grenades blow up on yourself if you throw it while you have a ballistic shield equipped.
>Vox engines don't set off AT mines.
>The QA lead dev in Arrowhead's discord channel lost his official Arrowhead developer tag.

>>563369375
Honestly in regard to bots I feel like carrying both eat/coommander is almost worth it for the downside just for the sheer random bullshit you gotta put up so you're never really in too many situations with your pants down.

>>563369375
Its almost like this is a team-oriented game or something, and your allies can take stuff that'll cover your weaknesses...

>>563366473
What I'm going to ping
>all side objectives
>every patrol
>every expliding barrel in sight
>turrets
>frv/tank
>spam ping to spot enemy's though smoke

If pinging triggers you, get the fuck out of my lobby.

>>563366478
that is kino
however, it's aids that bodies only despawn when the corpse is no longer in motion, rather than having a set timer, because corpses often bug the fuck out and get desync'd from their hitboxes and have invisible collision that lasts way too long due to this factor

>>563369709
You forgot every POI in your line of site, especially spamming ping on the cockrock hoping a teammate will get the samples and make it their responsibility instead of yours.

>>563368327
EAT, Commando, leveller, and solo silo or hellbomb backpack to taste
take the all expendables pill

Slugger should be changed from this miserable idea of a "precision" gamba shotgun with dogshit spread and damage dropoff and turned into something like the double freedom. Aka, a "anything I hit in general just gets fucking deleted" shotgun. It's a slug shotgun, that ball of lead its shooting out is so massive that it should be punching holes in anything you hit with it.

>>563364313
The Helldiver with a big penis

>>563367853
>>563368150
As is always the case with arrowhead, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Warstrider lethality should have been left alone; literally all they needed were AP3 weakpoints where the obvious vent weakspots were, and to fix/tweak the interaction with blowing up the grenade launcher pods not transferring any damage to main or whatever it was. From what I recall the grenade launcher pods were supposed to explode and inflict heavy damage to the warstrider upon being destroyed, and it had a heatsink modeled up between the grenade pods, so it was fairly clear that you were supposed to destroy both pods to damage or destroy the heatsink, either killing the warstrider outright, or putting it into a bleedout state like hulks.

Everyone with half a brain was just asking for them to work the same way other bot heavy units were designed, so it was a high risk high reward encounter. But no, AH caved to redditors who were getting 1shot in light armor running around without any cover, and they made the laser cannons less deadly and the grenades do no damage.

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>>563370429

>>563369674
the teammates that are throwing clusterbombs at you?

>>563370153
>with dogshit spread
update your seethe, the slugger has the exact same spread now as it had when it was the ultimate long range DMR primary

>>563370153
noguns

>>563370908
he says, when the swiggers larping like they're actual soldiers are suffering from an extreme case of noguns

>>563370917
The swedes should just fuck with everyone by making Helldivers 3 a twin stick shooter again.

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>>563370596
if you get killed by cluster bombs you're a shitter
>stand next to a horde of medium enemies doing fuck all
>see a red beam appear infront of you
>don't take cover
>don't dive
>don't pre stim
DOOOD I DIED WHAT THE FARK

>>563364313
Don't know, I rotate my loadouts for variety, but ultimately I just try to complete the mission and have fun. Having fun is the most important thing.

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>>563370917
>I missed the urbankino

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>>563362778
>so did I, the pack isn't going anywhere. if what other people do is living in your head rent free,
Your tone is telling me that you're saying this because you want to feel like you have "power" or some measure of control over someone and that you care more about your izzat than having a good faith conversation.

>>563370917
Manifesting an HD1 switch port

>>563371187
crossplay with nintendies sounds so kino

>>563371312
You can already play with gamerdads with crossplay on thoughbiet

>>563371424
No more gamer dads who need to squint to see strat arrows
Bring in the manic splatoon zoomers

>>563371424
not autistic enough
they're performative autist to be quirked up
i'm sorry bro watching gun tubers and working on your car isn't autism those are pretty run of the mill interests
tendies are the genuine article

>>563371627
splatroon players arn't going to shift from a pvp game to a pve game

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>Pyro/Demolition
>Heavy/Scout
>Sniper/Spy
>Medic/Engineer
FUN lobby is here.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241681769243/76561198120804312

(These mods are optional.)
>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11353?tab=files
>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/2074?tab=files

>>563371884
Anon they have Salmon Run which is essentially helldivers but with fish
Surely they can transfer skills

>>563369395
>Eagle storm griefs your commando mission, because the AI instantly aggros to your position the microsecond an eagle storm hits an enemy.
These devs do not play their game so little that they completely ignore, forget, and let all these stupid interactions happen. Fucking absentee swigger gamedevs.

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why does a 50g projectile traveling at mach fuck you have the same penetration properties as a chucked spear?

>>563372843
Because the swedes are vibes coding their game.

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>>563372020
2/4

>>563372020
3/4.

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>check naughty mods
>99% just absurd proportions
I just want a fucking skintight armor

>>563372020
FVLL

>>563373359
just go jerk off loser

>>563364313
Warp pack spastic

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>>563373559
the lion does not turn around when the pelican barks

>>563373559
I liked the old extraction shuttle more.
The side doors were cooler.

>>563371161
I might start hosting later tbqh, tmrw imma try and host in the morning to see if moar people join, but if not I'll probs just push lobbies to like 17:00 or 18:00

>>563372843
>call in eagle 500kg on hulk
>ball lands a foot and a half away
>huge fucking explosion, 8 kills of other shit around it
>smoke cloud
>hulk steps out of it shooting at you
I swap between "holy shit, what an aura moment", and "holy shit, that's so fucking annoying"

>>563373559
>>563373708
kek

>>563374064
y so smol

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kinda wish the helmet color a bit less blue and more black so it could blend better.

What do we think the 2 new biomes will be?

>>563374409
all the helmets and armors just being one degree of shade off from each other annoys me to no end

>>563374494
they should just add a few color variants to each one tbqh

>>563374409
I've accepted the fact that my armor gets dirty as hell so the similar colors don't bother me as much anymore

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>>563372020
>pic
As just a regular citizen of super earth, which invasion would be the absolute worst to survive from? This assumes you don't die immediately.

>Bots
>Bugs
>Squids

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>>563373559

>>563373816
agreed

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>>563364313
I only use the coyote or marksman since everything in control group is shit excluding the warp pack, so yeah marksman or grenadier
Love the explosive sniper and haven’t bought the crossbow yet, I was grinding medals for the warp pack and now that I got it I think I am going after dust devils next
The Halo war bond is tempting but I have no incentive to buy super shekels now that I haven’t even unlocked all the stuff I need from dust devils

>>563373559
God I fucking miss the Rep.

what is causing the bot turrets to go spin like crazy? been seeing it recently happen in my games and I don't remember this particular change anywhere

>>563375942
New bot side objective "hack turret network"

>>563375942
New "scramble defenses" objective turns off nearly all static turrets that bots have. I dont think it works on AA emplacements, but it does work on Mortars (you still have to blow up the mortars)

>>563375942
There's a side mission that allows you to sabotage bot defenses causing all the turrets on the map go nuts

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>>563374368
it's a cauldron for ants

I headcanon all divers are total chuds and listen to Super AC/DC during the drop

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Name your faction 4 dreamland pie in sky ideas. And for that matter name your factions 5, 6, 7s and 8s because why the hell not.

>Rip off crusade

>>563379290
rebels/renegade helldivers

>>563379290
Literally just orks

>>563379290
the covenant ripped off wholesame from halo, sans drones, but with both brutes and elites at the same time

>>563379290
Religious fanatics called Holy Divers from Ultra Earth
SE thinks theyre fucking cringe for worshipping something called a "god" and not worshipping yourself
Death imminent

>>563379290
super earth from the first galactic war

>>563367853
>>563368150
The problem with war striders isn't that they're hard, It's that they're poorly designed. They fold like paper towels to any AT and are barely a nuisance if you bring the RR or Quasar but are extremely obnoxious to kill with AP4. The eye weak spots mean nothing except for the railgun, good luck landing your 4-5 shots with your AMR or AC while you're getting chain ragdolled by 3 of them. They're barely a threat so their main purpose is to annoy players with grenade spam that ragdolls you every ~10 seconds. They're garbage, they limit your loadout by their mere existence and any seed without them instantly makes bots 5 times more fun to play.

>>563379290
Grok said plant/mushroom aliens, so basically orks
Here’s a solid original concept: the Verdant Scourge (or “Flora Rebellion” in Super Earth propaganda). This would be a rampant, invasive biomechanical plant-based faction—think hyper-evolved carnivorous flora fused with corrupted Super Earth tech and organic mutagens. Not just walking trees or simple vines, but a living, adaptive ecosystem that “infests” the battlefield, turning planets into overgrown death jungles. It leans into environmental horror and adaptive defense, forcing Helldivers to fight both enemies and the mutating terrain itself. Perfect satire: Super Earth’s industrial expansion accidentally (or via dissident sabotage) unleashed a bio-weapon that backfired into sentient greenery demanding “freedom from managed democracy.”
Core Playstyle Shift
• Thematic niche: Mid-to-long range area control with heavy emphasis on environmental hazards and adaptive mutations. Missions feel like clearing a hostile, living forest where cover can turn against you, visibility is choked by spore clouds, and “safe” zones sprout traps mid-fight. It rewards fire/incendiary loadouts, area-denial stratagems, and quick objective pushes before the map itself overwhelms the team.
• Why it fits as fourth: Bugs are raw biological aggression up close. Bots are metallic shooting lines. Squids are tricky high-tech disruption. Plants would be slow-building but relentless “living siege” — they entrench, spread, and evolve resistances over the mission, creating escalating tension rather than instant chaos or precision duels.
• Balance hook: Fewer elite “tank” units than bots or bugs, but stronger focus on debuffs (spore blindness, rooting slows, corrosive sap that eats armor over time) and map-altering effects. No mind control or teleport spam—pure territorial takeover that punishes static camping and rewards aggressive pruning.

>grok is that true?
kill yourself

Any hypothetical 4th faction that is not human rebels using their own stratagems and counters to ours is RETARDED AND GAY.

>>563381117
Maybe squids and bots should have their own fucking stratagem units.

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I would watch a shit helldivers stage play musical

>>563379642
>"What are cyborgs?"

>>563381337
That would be kino.

Super Grok is this true?

>>563380501
Oooo. Death Planet reference. Let's sweeten the pot. Not just flora, fauna too. The entire damn planet is psionic. Perhaps the key to unlocking the Void if they don't already have it written in. Doesn't have an established planet, but instead "infects" other planets. So you could get a planet on any front suddenly going "ape shit" verdant because a few kilos of malevolent biomatter spread there. Adds hostile fauna and extra environmental hazards that both the player, and that sectors enemies have to deal with. Nightmare mode: bug planets. Bugs get folded into the psychic gestalt. Start having to deal with shit like bamfing Hunters/Stalkers. Squids least effected by it, seem to coexist with it to a limited degree. Bots'd be funny as fuck, but could be the basis for some serious oh shit industrial defoliators. Probably never happen, but it'd be an awesome way to jam in another staple sci-fi military vs planet fuck trope that is criminally underdone.

>>563379290
Boss only faction which is a goo that's stolen helldivers/bot/bugs technology/bodies and frankenstein them together. Basically every minute you get attacked by something that's on par with a boss tier enemy. Sort of like how the Vox vents work but more complicated.

>>563364313
"Some other diver can do it" Diver

>>563375453
Squids obviously. Bugs will just eviscerate you in under a second then eat your corpse. Bots will shoot you dead then grind your corpse into mulch to tube-feed their cyborg masters. But squids go out of their way to target civilians to turn into voteless.

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d10 whatevs

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>>563379290
Premise 1 that I always recommend when this OC factions question comes up is to suggest an Alien faction who are primitives. Proper spearchuckers who by some mix of cleverness, kitbashing, outside help, maybe a bit of ancient aliens technology and a lot of SE’s own underestimation sees them be able to hit above their weight class and lodge a spear through our throats.

Premise 2: Rebels and/or another human republic that are ‘actually’ the good guys who SE pretends to be and who ape modern (Swedish) armies for tactic inspirations.

>>563381519
Skull Robots screaming their heads off with buzzsaws and flamethrowers for arms is not aesthetically in same ballpark as space NATO!


>>563379346
I know it’s all baity quip to a tiny nugget of art in the corner and but genuinely what media exists in this world that ‘isn’t’ a reiterations of other stuff.
>>563380501
Kill yourself for that is superbly lame.

Saying you want a rebel faction when the automatons exist is like saying you want a bug faction BUT NOT LIKE THAT!

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>>563382219
>primitives
This but lizards instead of furshit. Praise Kroak.

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>>563382105
3/4

>>563382321
We want an SE-tech based, non-augmented human faction mr. retard

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>>563367853
>>563368150
>another episode of bugchaser goyim can't understand why loadout checks are shit design because they never play without bringing braindead meta gear
>in fact, they can't even FATHOM what a hypothetical non-meta-gear loadout or mission might look like
>to such a degree that they think war striders are complained about because they're "hard"
For your next move you'll conflate a gear check with a skill check and act like it's somehow an act of intelligence or skill to click "EAT" on the loadout screen every single mission for hundreds of hours.

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>>563382105
3/4 still, join

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>>563382567

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>>563382321
Indistinguishable

*plays helldivers 2*

>>563382348
>>563382716
ugly

>>563382754
>"I want a faction of rebels to shoot at me. BUT NOT LIKE THAT!"

>>563382321
I want people to explode into blood

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>>563382105
full

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It's not that good

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>>563383454
>pull trigger
>PEW
>shit dies

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>>563383454
BAD AT THE GAME

>>563383454
The only thing it really lacks is the knockback of normal shotguns

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>>563383706
>laser
>knockback

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>>563383795
Yes, that's exactly what I said it doesn't have

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>>563382348
>>563382716
Is this a real add
>new capcha
holy shit nigger what are you doing

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>>563383795
>robutt sloppa poster
I want you to know your days are numbered, one day I will find you and I will kidnap you, I will lock you up like a dog in my basement, not before I chop off both of your arms and legs so you can't run, I will cut off your tongue so you can't scream for help, I will gouge your eyes out so you can't see and I will flay off a piece of your skin every day until you beg me to kill you.

>>563383795
When lasers are powerful enough they can cause materials they're hitting to vaporize or explode.
The water content in your body would react rather violently if it's being instantly turned to steam.
Even metals can ignite and create self sustaining reactions when heated to appropriate temperatures.

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>>563384167
?

>>563383795
>robutt
Thinking of her taking the BWC

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How handy is Inflammable armor vs incineration corps?

>>563384473
the cookout devastator still 1 shot you

>>563384473
good

>>563384473
It can turn some ragdoll instant deaths into survivable encounters

>>563384473
The main benefit is that a lot of the chip damage that adds up over time becomes negligible, so you don't burn through your stims nearly as quickly. Basically, you can ignore Pyro Troopers and Hulk Firebombers become nuisances. Shotgun Devastators will still one-shot you though.

>>563384508
>>563384715
Fuck I hate those things the most
Trying the heavy fire armor soon

I'm probably just bad but I was fucking around solo and blitz missions definitely didn't feel like I had enough time to clear them + do all the other extra stuff.

>>563384986
You can't really do that fast enough unless you go max stealth or actually have at least 3 players.

>>563384986
it's astounding
time is fleeting

>>563385076
I guess that's fair.

>>563384986
Your orbital laser and emancipator??

How would a laser + backpack support weapon work, should it exist? The easy way out would be Laser Cannon with an extended firing duration or the Quasar with more shots before overheating. Something like the Harvester beam would be cool, a big "fuck you" laser blast but you are locked in to firing the laser for a full 5 or 10 seconds or something.

>>563384986
Actual difficulty depends on the front but you can easily fab-maxx with eagle strafe for bots, FRV-maxx for squids, and run-maxx for bugs.

>>563384986
Solo blitz can be impossible to full map clear solo depending on map seed and luck, its really not designed for one player but everything besides main objective is optional anyway so its not like you NEED to do it all.

>>563385335
A super quasar that deals 4x the damage of a normal quasar, but you have an entire backpack battery that overheats and needs to cool down when you shoot it.

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The hive world mission with the refinery and 2 flags are so fucking brutal, i love it
We got out with like 1500 kills

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>Savanaah
>Forest
>Snowy Forest
The new biomes coming this month and next one according to the roadmap aka 3 in total. For those that missed it, the only new thing on the roadmap is the Spore burst Bile Titan. Besides these confirmed things, there's also the leaked warbond stuff like the presumed "mech pilot" themed one coming later at the end of April or Early May.

>>563367000
Pennis rock

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>>563382943
holy tits

>>563386153
>finally the snow forest
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

>>563386153
>not just one but TWO swamp reskins
I clapped and cried

>>563386153
reddit bomb users on suicide watch

>>563382105
GGs

>>563386286
That's how you know it's real. Fucking lazy and disappointing slop dripfed for months.

>>563383795
I liked the one with the horse

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>>563385335
My ideal would be that the backpack contains extra ICE cells that get automatically ejected as they're expended.

1. A backpack-fed Laser Cannon would perform similarly to the existing Laser Cannon (maybe underslung instead of over-the-shoulder), and the backpack has a set of linked heatsinks. The currently-used heatsink functions as normal, it heats up while firing and cools down when not, but if it burns out then the backpack automatically switches to the next heatsink in line and ejects the burnt-out one, which you replace by grabbing ammo as normal. So they function sort of like the HP bar in Escape from Butcher Bay, if you practice fire discipline you can avoid burning out heatsinks but if you do go all-out the backpack allows for continuous fire unlike the current Laser Cannon.

2. A backpack-fed Quasar Cannon could just give it a moving-reload functionality. You still charge the weapon to fire a shot, but after each shot the ICE automatically burns out and you have to actuate a mechanism on the backpack to eject the burnt-out heatsink and load the next one, which can be done while moving. As with all backpack-fed weapons you just pick up fresh heatsinks by grabbing ammo. So this version would allow you to fire consecutive shots with the Quasar Cannon, circumventing the current problem of waiting for the cooldown while also giving it a moving-reload advantage that puts it above the Spear, Recoilless and Epoch.

As much as I would like a backpack-fed Sickle, the Maxigun already exists. And I don't think turning the entire backpack into a single huge heatsink would work very well.

>>563386205
Idk what penor you have but it looks more like a chicken wing

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>>563382105
GGs. Mvch virtve was cvltivated. The Qi flow is good and the ancestors were pleased.

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>>563386460
>gundam sneed
get this shit off my screen NOW

>>563386635
Gundam sneed is the one where a race of augmented biological supercomputers somehow lose against normies, right?

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>>563382105
ggz frens, forgor to clip the dss killstreak so just be happy that it happened or however it goes

>>563386867
>Forgot to record again
Take your meds OLD MAN

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>>563386740
Kind of - at a certain point it feels like the show forgets the implication of having superhumans outside of moments for the MC and a few other hangers on to swag out and be powerful. Except for when it needs to clumsily talk about racism, where one race are eugenic big brain boys and girls (coordinators) and one are normal humans.

Speaking of mecha the other day I thought it would be funny if there was a giant mech suit you had to have three helldivers pilot together, like the getter robo.
I've just always wanted a mech in a multiplayer game that requires team co-ordination to use...

>>563386938
the fact you were able to make it far enough to discern elements of the plot without violently retching from cringe tells me a lot about your taste

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>>563387069
Cards on the table, Seed/Seed Destiny are my least favourite gundam anon. Turn-A is my favourite. Still I was of the mind of trying to see every Gundam series. I stopped around about AGE.
SEED is fucking stupid but became the fun kind of melodramatic after a certain point. Destiny almost reaches that point but never quite gets there, it's just dumb.
Freedom however was the fun kind of melodramatic the whole way through, thoroughly enjoyed it.

ded gaem

>>563387983
https://steamcharts.com/app/3065800

>game ez as fuck when playing /hdg/ D10 lobbies
>game hard as fuck when playing D7 public lobbies
I am the shitter, aren't I?.... :(

>>563388270
Only way to find out is to play solo
Pubshitters can drag you down by endless rundiving and never killing anything until everybody drowns in enemies

>>563388270
nobody cares what you are bro, just play the game and have fun

>>563387273
I can't hate seed franchise when I still jack off to murrue ramius regularly

>>563388270
/hdg/ actually fights enemies, pubbies just run away from them until they become a problem that leads to their death.
I pretty much always get the highest kill count in pubbie D10's, but I'm always middling in /hdg/ lobbies.

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>>563388270
Playing with D7 pubbies would make any game hard desu.

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Brought 3 lvl 20-25s to D8 Marfark
They did alright
Kinda hard teaching how to kill vox
But they did fine

>>563388537
does the bro on the right even know he exists?

super earth owes me a cat wife

super earth owes me medicine for AIDS after I fucked a bug

>>563388836
You're not A-class enough. You can have a leandiver (male) wife though.

>>563389047
>leandiver (male) wife
fucking useless, I want to have 5 kids!

yo mama so fat she requires 2 reinforcement strats

I know exactly who posted this

>>563389128
Yo mama so fat she gets delivered by pelican

>>563389205
Yo mama so fat the hivelord said DAMN

>>563389225
Yo mama so fat the Super Destroy crew mistaken her for the Bastion Tank

>>563389263
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the super destroyer she sits AROUND the super destroyer

>>563389304
Yo mama so fat she takes up 2 stratagem slots

>>563389304
Yo mama's pussy so loose it requires 40 demo force to close

Yo mama is fat

>>563389402
yo mama so fat they used her to plug the squid void

yo mama so fat and ugly that the bugs think it's another bile spewer

Yo mama so fat Alexus had to nerf her demolition force

How could you possibly know if my mom is fat, huh? You have literally zero proof.

yo mama so fat when she wore high heels she struck E-711

Yo mama so fat when her hellpod landed on a Vox Engine, it 1 shot it.

Yo mama so fat they buffed the shield relay so she could fit in it

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you know who else plays helldivers?

you guys are mean

>>563389671
certainly not /hdg/

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why is he trying to shove a giant bottle up his ass?

>>563389774
Communism

>>563389774
its dey culcha

>>563389774
it gives him 3 points of contact with the ground surface, increasing stability

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>get ragdolled
>the game might let me stim... some time in the next century

Yo momma so fat they dropped her instead of the 500kg bomb

>>563389797
They aren't communists though.

Yo momma so fat that the orbital railgun targeted her instead of the bile titan

>>563390194
I have reported you to the democracy officer.

>>563390143
yo mama do fat her stim is an orbital

>>563390194
they're fascist anarcho-socialists

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>>563390215
>>563390143
>>563389617
>>563389476
These are actually funny

these are actually funny:

>>563389774
wow i can't unsee it
fuck you

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>>563390434

Yo mama is so fat there's an actual Major Order to help her flip over

Yo mama is so poor she had to use the cheat menu to unlock the weapons from the premium warbonds

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Are you all excited for this to do fucking nothing like always and it turns out we got baited for extra izzat again?

yo mama is so ugly there's a mod to re-add the original destroyer crew

>>563389774
Because he’s trying to start the Yugoslav wars bro

>>563390928
No risk, no reward.

>>563390928
It'll give us free napalm barrages again, just to make pubs even worse

Yo mama is so fat she is used as exotic matter in abquirre warp drives

>>563390928
I didn't even know this was happening.

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>>563390928
I know that if we just complete enough menial tasks they'll add a fully playable unique jurassic park inspired map to the game where we can fight escaped terminids and accomplish objectives to put them back in captivity. Surely our toil and investment won't just be answered with a low-effort paragraph of text which is ultimately meaningless...

Yo mama is so fat she set off the anti tank mines

Yo mama is so fat, when she fart she accidentally create another Gloom

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>>563364313
4 in 1
i get shit done

>>563391405
Terminid Park 3. This time for sure.

>>563391849
actually she doesn't because alexus forgot to code her to trigger them

Yo mama is so stupid, Arrowhead had to nerf the scavenger so she can win

>>563392421
kek

Yo mama is so fat she does 500% melee damage bonus to the enemy when she walk near them

Yo mama so fat, when she gets charged by an alpha commander it gets concussed.

Yo mama so fat the Cyborgs tries to build megafactories on her body

Yo mama so fat Super Earth built megacities on her

lol I love this general

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>>563393251
>>563393296
>beat me to it by 1 minute

Yo mama is so ugly, it's considered high treason to give her a C-01 permit

Yo mama so fat when she was removed from the game helldivers 2 size was reduced to 23 gigs

Yo mama so fat she can actually move around when using the Maxigun

>>563393251
Yo mama is so fat, the Cyborgs just call her a Megafactory.

Yo mama so fat she can be used as a 500kg bomb

Yo mama so fat Joel gave her FTL lines

Yo mama so fat the dataminers and leakers thought she was the Siege Mech

>>563393749
absolutely brutal

Yo mama so fat the 8 week training course for Superior Packing Methodology is a video of her eating dinner

Yo mama so stupid she posed for the cannon tower like it was taking pictures

>>563394251
sometimes I see the exact same behaviour in pubs kek

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Thoughts on this?
https://x.com/Iron_S1ghts/status/2033327216180744530

>>563395279
Pic unrelated

>>563395279
Relieved that the game won't be turbo dead once the servers go offline
This is my first proper live service slop game and the idea that it'll disappear one day enrages me

>>563395453
Same.
I'm also hoping it could lead to heavily modded galactic wars run by different communities with different theming and tones.

>>563395279
it might pressure joel or arrowhead to actually pump out worthwhile content
it won't

>>563395663
Only thing I'm worried about concerning Arrowhead/Sony is them shutting this down.
They could feel threatened by it especially if people could just play pirated copies on it and get all warbonds for free.

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Over status?

>>563395898
true, but how would they shut this down?

>>563395980
abdoslop won...
everyone too busy gooning instead of making lobbies...

>>563395980
I'm having fun :)

>>563396402
me when I lie on the internet

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>>563396016
sending Pinkertons after the guy
https://www.polygon.com/23695923/mtg-aftermath-pinkerton-raid-leaked-cards/

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>>563396483

>>563396412
I'm not tho :(

>>563396483
>>563396603
that's what u get for cheating on ur husband bitch

>>563396536
how have the pinkertons not been eradicated at this point?

>>563396923
not very bright, are you?

>>563396536
Grand wizards of the coast really are deranged.
Don't know how any corp could ever think this could play out in their favor.

>>563397072
ok not my fault the artist cant draw old people, thought that was her daughter until i paused it to take another look

>>563397072
Why would they be eradicated? they've been working for corporations and the American feds within the boundaries of the law.

America's a 3rd world country for anyone that's not part of the 1%.

>>563396603
>bugdivers dropping like flies on bots

>>563396923
Girls' holes belong to their fathers!

>>563396483
>>563396603
>bugdivers thinking they are hot shit on D10 until they are faced with D7 bots

>>563388463
oh, so you're that retard who causes constant enemies spawns as you endlessly fight pointless battles, and get angry that other people do objectives.

>>563397316
considering their entire existence has involved making enemies on an industrial scale it's just a marvel that they're still operating.
>within the boundaries of the law.
lol. lmao even.

>>563397758
Projecting much?

>>563380252
>The eye weak spots mean nothing except for the railgun, good luck landing your 4-5 shots with your AMR or AC while you're getting chain ragdolled by 3 of them
Don't forget their constant bouncing as they rotate and move. They just don't fucking stop.

>>563397909
I intended some sarcasm with "within the boundaries of the law".
It's more that they broke the law by working with people who are immune to it.

How do I break all my limbs without dying?

>>563398363
Chievo?

>>563397320
>>563397741
the raped

>>563398363
democracy protects + hellbomb

>>563395279
Another game successfully stopped from being killed. Other than that it doesn't really interest me, playing it would not feel like the "real" thing much like going back to Classic WoW, as fun as that still ended up being.