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# Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

># News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

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First for sibling marriage ending
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>>563409302
I've got some good/bad news for you:
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Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard ANAL correction until they become cute trad wives!
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Canon.
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>>563409181
I checked and double checked, this is the true and honest cloud despite its uncanny appearance when compared to previous clouds.
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>>563409543
>experience andrew solipsism
Yep that basically describes the game
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>>563409543
>weird uncanny cloud
>god nemlei
>mind reality
Is today's thread /x/ themed?
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>>563409543
Holy fucking shit >>563259836
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wish i had a little sister to smell her hair
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>>563409839
>wasn't there for the last thread
>isn't there for every single thread
>doesn't know how the cloud works
Lurk for an eternity and maybe you'll understand the ONE Only Person™.
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the horror surrealist bunny edit was better because at least the creator put more effort in it
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>>563409476
I had a dream last night about fucking my sister in the ass, but it was lame as hell. I struggled for a minute to get it in because it was so tight, and then I went soft inside her ass because it didn't even feel that good. And then I struggled to pull my flaccid penis out of her asshole. Is anal with your sister better IRL?
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>>563409889
I desperately want to know what Ashley's hair, pits, thighs, feet, cunt and asshole smell like, in that order. I want to sniff Ashley's cute pucker!
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>>563410185
>And then I struggled to pull my flaccid penis out of her asshole
Didn't even cum btw
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>>563410185
>and then I went soft inside her ass
Trust me, you wouldn't
>because it didn't even feel that good
Even despite this
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What books should I read in order to sound smart?
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>>563410185
Why are you dreaming about having anal sex with your sister?
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>>563410402
You don't, if you want to sound smart instead of actually being smart you should read AI summaries of Kafka, Dostoevsky, Nietzsche, Kant, Aristotle etc.
Larping philosophy is the best way to sound smart.
Reading philosophy is the best way to be smart whilst also turning into an elitist asshole
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>>563410185
>Is anal with your sister better IRL?
Damn, when I fuck my sister it only makes me harder due to how tight it is and her groans of pain only make me wanna go in harder!
>>563410402
The Bible, Mobby Dick, Plato's The Republic. As always start with the Greeks and go from there, as /lit/ suggests. There are several good guides on that board.
I wonder if Ashley would like smart guys or prefer dumb brutes
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>>563409521
Hair down Renee is so hot
Doug is a lucky man
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>>563410402
Most everything academic or pre 70s has a boastful amount of higher vocabulary. If you just carry a notepad or use phone notes and write down new words, in a few weeks you'll carry a decent assortment of words quite promptly.
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>>563410331
>Trust me, you wouldn't
I assume a tight anus would constrict the blood flow and prevent it from leaving?
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>>563409543
>God Nemlei
TRUE
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>>563410402
The Unfolding of Language by Guy Deutscher
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>>563410402
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>>563412037
Facts. I fucking hate pseuds.
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Ayo Andreas, you fuckin that ho Julia behind my back, you nappy headed nigga?? Nah fuck you I know you lying Betta get ova here n lemme smell that dick!
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>>563396968
>You're gonna have to teach her some things. Let her get some experience from you...
Unironically I believe if it became mandatory for family members to teach and practice with each other the basics of flirting, masturbation, birth control and love making there would be less social skills issues, isolation and degeneracy in the West.
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>>563409543
>Sex Better Mind Reality
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>>563409543
>Dream experience feel love
My exact same thoughts.
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>>563410402
You could sound smart, but it won't matter the moment you're talking nonsense in an eloquent manner, vomiting buzzwords while saying nothing at all like some chatbot.
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>>563413673
How could delphism be punished to become more accepted?
>>563412037
Ashley would definitely hate nerds and elitist faggots
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>>563410402
Baudrillard specifically, Simulacrashley and Simulationrew
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wait a minute... is this yaoi?
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>>563414457
She’s literally in love with a nerd that’s an elitist faggot
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>>563414549
Yeah, but that's HER nerd and elitist faggot.
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>>563414583
He's gonna break out and tenderize her at any moment now. I like that Nemlei writes considering the biological differences in strength Andrew and Ashley would have.
A more lackluster author would have Ashley be a girlboss who can easily overpower Andrew and never makes a mistake.
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>>563414549
I don't think Andrew is that much of a nerd. Actually if i omit everything about Andrew being obsessed with his sister, there's really not too much going on with him. We barely know his interest and passions, we at least know that Ashley is fond of TV shows and movies, and she likes to draw, but Andrew has expressed his own interest that much.
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>>563414893
>but Andrew hasn't expressed*
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>>563414187
This fanart was made before Coffin btw
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>>563414893
>We barely know his interest and passions
I think he is empty inside and Ashley gives him purpose and moves him around, that's why when Ashley is gone or unavailable his first move is to kill himself.
Ashley is pure ego, unbound and uncaring about what happens around her.
>Ashley is fond of TV shows and movies
Gross, typical zoomette
>she likes to draw
At least she got this going for her. Also now I remember Andrew also likes to analyze TV shows and note if they are or not following the current ethos
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>>563410193
Sister anuses smell like roses and sprinkles! Ashley's would be no different
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>>563410402
Coffin fanfics and incest literature like forbidden, flowers in the attic, etc.
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>>563415634
What about Flowers for Algernon?
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>>563414525
No, Marion is a girl.
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>>563414187
This man is the only true Nemleian
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>>563416048
What's a Nemlei?
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>>563416172
A miserable pile of tits and sexual deviancy
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>>563416172
A Fingolian woman who either fucks or lusts after her brother.
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>>563415821
everyone keeps calling me "boy"
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>>563416262
But enough talk, have at you!
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>>563414583
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>>563416172
>>563416262
Do you think Nemlei is sexy?
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The Coffin of Kitdrew and Nemley
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>>563416982
Probably. Nemlei has big titty energy.
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https://x.com/i/status/2043119180321361928
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>>563416409
That's because they aren't allowed to call you a nigger anymore.
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>>563417121
Scope that delphic dumpy
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>>563409181
Based sisternet.
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>>563415243
>Also now I remember Andrew also likes to analyze TV shows and note if they are or not following the current ethos
Aw fuck, of course, those reality shows. Yeah, that's one bit.
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Which generals do all of you visit besides /calg/?
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>>563418126
none
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>>563418126
None, I'm here because the /v/ jannies kicked us off their board many moons ago.
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>>563416172
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>>563419531
Oh nice you got a screenshot of my one
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>>563417121
Impossible gooner body
>>563418126
I don't use 4chan besides /calg/. In fact, I had never even been to this site before I stumbled across /calg/ thread #124 a couple days after I found Coffin within the first week of 2024. I remember that period perfectly, I was very intrigued and depressed that I didn't have a sister, however I still don't remember how I could have ended up here because I know I never lurked anywhere else.
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>>563419887
>gooner body
you HAVE to go back
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>>563419887
>gooner body
We call them "South American drawings" now unc
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>Where are my fucking GOONS already...
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>>563401797
Just because you said that I'm going to stick around and talk about porn more. Was going to leave this general alone but you've shown that I can piss you off like this. ;)
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>>563409368
best ending. I dont know what Nemlei wants to do if the best scenario for those fuckers was already presented
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Just wait until Ashley consumes six eyes, her power level will be over 9000 and Andrew will have to learn to live with his organs rearranged
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>>563418126
i lurk in everything else except for the dead ones, they'll get a boost but it won't be a high quality on-topic post
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Is Nina's dad the hottest male Nemlei's ever drawn?
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>>563420309
Maybe we should advertise somewhere other than occult magazines? As it is all we get are scene chicks and scrawny weirdos. Not that I'm complaining about that first one...
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>>563424476
Nah, it's Yule.
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>>563423809
I wish women's eyes shined in the dark like Ashley's. They are so beautiful
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>>563419887
>Impossible gooner body
Are feminists still fighting this fight?
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>>563425570
I'm a misogynist yet I prefer jacking off to bodies that comply with the laws of physics and have clear evolutionary value.
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>>563425570
I feel like it has to be bait, it's too perfectly retarded. It's off-model, certainly, and that's a valid complaint, but it's not unrealistic.
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>>563425728
>but it's not unrealistic.
Her thighs are thicker than her waist.
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>>563425839
And I've seen it before, which means it's realistic.
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>>563425865
Come on dude, either buttock is larger than her entire fucking torso.
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>>563426321
That just looks like a perspective issue.
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A reminder to all that Ashley is our asexual idol.
Protect her against gooners and sex freaks.
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>>563426614
Nemlei is literally a sex freak herself
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>>563410002
>because at least the creator put more effort in it
If I try really hard to shit and blow out my asshole that doesn't make it a good shit.
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>>563426783
I liked the horror bunny OP but I don't know why that faggot is trying to start a flamewar with his favourite edit at the helm
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>>563426912
The only types of trolls we get here are people who aren't actually trolling and are actually just severely mentally ill, and people who are outright ridiculous and would never be taken seriously in a place that didn't have a critical mass of autism.
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>>563426614
>asexual idol
That only makes me want to rape her and tenderize her harder
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>>563410002
Lmao. It was a shitpost, I didn't make it for an OP image nor did I even suggest it for OP lol
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>>563414893
Andrew enjoys writing and probably reading poetry and is quite the nerd about romantic tv shows and soap operas.
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>>563410724

Imagine the costumes she had in that closet with the toys.
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Urge to mate with Ashley...increasing
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>>563425728
I meant "impossible" as hyperbole, my issue is that it's not even Ashley at that point. I want to see skinny pear shaped baddieshley goddamnit.
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>>563428259
Well you see anon, when you don't play the game, you don't know these kinds of things un4chanateleyley.
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>>563418126
I only use this general and /lit/. The rest of the site fucking sucks.
>>563430614
I actually played the game, schizo. Is been a while since my last playtrough tho. At this point, i prefer to wait for the final product considering that Nemlei keep adding details to the already released chapters.
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>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Nemlei but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…"
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>>563424476
Nah, that's Lynn.
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Does anyone else here consistently get sick with covid every year? Fucking thing ruined my sleep last night, can always tell when I get it.
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>>563434235
I almost never get sick in general.
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>>563434235
>the microchip firmware update didn't come down
Anon you're going to die
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>>563432726
woman humor
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>>563428809
While I'm not into being tied up or pegged, I'd definitely like a wife who takes the lead in the bedroom. Just tell me what to do and how to do it
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>>563434437
That's nice, for me its 1-2 times a year. Going the whole year without getting sick is pretty lucky.
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>>563436196
I think part of it is I have a good diet, exercise regularly, get a full night's sleep for the most part, and generally avoid super crowded areas.
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>>563436196
i got so sick this year my libido was 0. I had extreme diarrhea and flu at the same time so I lost way too much fat
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>>563436349
Well those will definitely help, I am sick with covid but its tend to be very mild. Throat hurts for maybe 1-3 days and then its gone.
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>>563436713
>I had extreme diarrhea and flu at the same time
Wow that sucks, hopefully you never get that sick again.
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>>563434512
Why did he refuse to converse with Renee?
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>>563434235
My mom and sister have re-caught it and have been coughing nonstop for two weeks now.
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>>563434582
Can you blame 'em?
>>563438782
Because he was a villain written by a millenial woman so naturally he's a hecking misogynist.
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>>563434235
only contracted it in 2020 and 2022
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>>563439898
I hope they get better. The main symptom I get is a sore throat with maybe a nasal blockage and just generally feeling a little shit.
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>>563440195
I think I'm just unlucky because this is now maybe my 5th or 6th (I haven't really kept count) getting it, I don't even live in that highly of a populated area.
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Athletic sisters
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>>563442569
delicious
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https://x.com/i/status/2003728476914999701
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Squishy sisters
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>>563430405
why does the art suddenly reminded me of those characters sheet from 2000s adult animated films for some reason?
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Imagine a naked Thiu bent over the side of your bed then you slide your rock hard cock into his boy pussy while he lets out a girly bitch faggot moan, no homo
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563446882
cigarette
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>>563446882
sticks
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>>563446882
fag
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Cat
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>>563449984
Big fat cat tats
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>>563450596
"Big fat" indeed.
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Man I can't believe I have to start working full-time, its so over
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You should rape Ashley.
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>>563452880
>rape
No, I don't think I will.
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563452880
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>>563452876
i've been applying to dead end jobs to get back up on my feet but no dice, but i have good feeling i'll get a break come summer
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563446882
fag
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>>563452880
>>563454719
Rapeley
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>>563446882
that's hella gay but it's ok because Thiu is hot
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>>563458243
cute
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>>563452880
>>563454719
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>>563459986
Ashley is so cute, I don't think any sister can compare
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>>563460171
I would pay a year's salary to play strip poker with Andrew
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>>563412037
>>563414457
No she would not. Jews usually dont hate other Jews.
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I have a question. Will this game contain rape of any sort? I'm looking forward to it.
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>>563461635
...who's gonna tell him?
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>>563461635
It already happened in Sns/splat
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>>563461635
There isn't any rape, nor will there be.
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>>563461712
>>563461871
SnS/Splat was not rape.
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Her smile lights up my soul
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>>563440075
… does CofFinland even have Jenova’s Witnesses?
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>>563466096
Her smile lights up my cock
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Hurt imoutoi
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Flirt imouto
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>>563467264
Pumping.
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>>563467398
What?
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Pump for imouto
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wholesome cute art
https://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2043509607276921199
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what if renee had an older brother who loved her
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>>563468581
loved her, or 'loved' her?
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>>563469230
what if renee had an andrew to her ashley
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What if Renee turned herself into a pickle?
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What if I Leyley had small tits? I bet half of you wouldn't have enjoyed this game.
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>>563469512
>She actually hated Andrew because he looked identical to her brother that betrayed her for some hussy or their family
That or she was just jealous of him for being the favorite.

Or she was just a bitch.
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>>563469707
You got me, literally everything about this game hinges on Ashley's gigantic jiggly sistermelons
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>>563469791
>sistermelons
hnngh
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>>563469720
I would've greatly enjoyed the game even more if she was only neglectful of andrew and super protective of ashely due to her being betrayed for some hussy by her own brother and that's why she had no issue with ashley killing whats her name
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What if Julia wasn't the cutest most perfect little angel ever?
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>>563466337
>Jenova’s
Kek
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>>563470292
*weren't
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What if, while they were starving in their apartment, Andrew offered to cum down Ashley's throat to give her sustenance.
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>>563460171
this one is a lot accurate for people who enjoy some sistermaxxing
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>>563470292
What if Julia got off to incest and ask Andy if he fucked his sister because she wanted to know so she could fingerblast herself into oblivion?
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>>563474254
Then she'd be a good character for once
>>563472690
Coffin getting a LISA-like gameplay would be kino.
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>>563474586
iktf
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no but seriously, why didn't andrew just give ashley his cum while they were starving? it's free protein
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>>563474938
Starvation kills libido. Also, exerting energy he probably doesn't have. Also ejactulating semen also leads to less electrolytes and sodium. Hypothetically spekaing if this game were porn brained, Andrew probably would have been dead before the neighbor preformed the ritual.
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>>563474578
Being an incest loving cuckquean would make Julia a good character?
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>>563474938
>it's free protein
This meme was started by men to convince their girlfriends to swallow. Semen is at most 5% protein, and given the volume of the typical ejaculation, that comes out to a metric fuck-all of protein.
Not to mention that his body would have already disposed of old unused prostate fluid if he's starving.
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>>563475368
>>563475558
Only in /calg/
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>>563455059
Its tough man, it took me 6 months of applying to get this job and I only got it via a lucky cold call. You're going to make it anon, just keep trying!
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>>563466337
>Jenova’s Witnesses
Heretics, how can they even call themselves Christians!
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>>563475434
Yes
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>>563476220
Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.
>>563455059
Honestly advice: always show up, dressed nice in person, and try not to take, "no" for an answer. But don't push it too much. You'll probably be able to tell when there's no chance. But stay persistent. Also, helps being willing to accept work that is part time and or with shit hours. Because of that fact I've had steady job security for over a year. Though you personally may want to weigh the pros ans cons of working overnight.
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>>563466337
Is Sephiroth a Jenova's Witness?
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>>563476703
>Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.
Yeah it is really bad, I was applying (and got into) an entry-level role in construction. I nearly had a perfect resume and I'm white, tall and fit. Nevertheless, it took me 6 months to get this job and I got mates still looking (for similar roles) who are shit out of luck, and its only going to get worse from here.
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>>563410946
bro has never had sex
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https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2043334153756704990
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Remember, its your moral right to be outstandingly racist against the spics doing doordash delivery that cant be bothered to learn english
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>>563478250
You're not wrong, but that's kind of out of left field.
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>>563442968
Ashley what the FUCK did you mean by that?
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>>563459986
I knew I recognized this. Must be my everlasting love for drinking and driving.
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>>563467147
REVENGE!
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>>563480758
Boozin' n' cruisin' baybee! A little bit of soadie for the roadie.
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>>563480610
Delphic Power
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>>563467147
>imoutoi
ああ、日本語上手...
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>page 6
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Let's be real, Andrew absolutely fapped to his sister once or twice. And honestly? That's real.
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>>563482831
He should've just molested her in his sleep
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>>563419887
>impossible gooner body

Who fucking cares? Back to bluesky
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>>563482831
>t.
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>>563482831
Well, we know for a fact he clobbered his bonker in the shower after Princess Shirt Ashley™ tried to wrangle his dangle.
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Wahey
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>>563477814
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You wouldn’t be homeless if you just bought a house Ashley.
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>>563478250
>outstandingly racist against the spics
Down under its the jeets doing doordash delivery (that also can't be bothered to learn English). Personally, I think I'd prefer spics doing it over jeets.
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>>563485779
I always tip my uber eats/doordash driver if they're white
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>>563485848
>if they're white
I don't really use ubereats/doordash all that often but I think I've only maybe gotten a white driver once in all the times I've used it. It likes 80% jeets, 20% chinks and 0.01% whites.
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>>563484337
https://x.com/i/status/2039963604183662677
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>>563486071
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>>563486286
cutie
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>>563480758
This looks like a jojo panel
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>>563472548
>eww
>j-just kidding haha
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>>563489474
As if Ashley would say eww to that... come on now.
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I love when people traumadump on me, like nah idc if we met 30 minutes ago, tell me everything bitch, im nosey
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>>563490162
That's what you get for associating with hussies. If anything you got off easy.
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>>563491062
I was being sincere. Tell me all your traumas and secrets so I can use them as leverage against you
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>>563490162
Honestly? Same.
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Do you think Ashley slipped mom’s pussy into Andrew’s soup as a prank
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>>563491394
They ate their limbs so no.
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>>563491471
As far as we know
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>>563491532
Also Andrew did all the butchering
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>>563491685

Uhhhh death of the author or whatever I gotta say to make my bullshit more true than what’s in the game and canon
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Honestly if I was andrew I wouldve fucked Renee rq before butchering her because you KNOW Ashley wasnt putting out
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andrew should've fucked her corpse
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>>563491685
Andrew putting his mom’s pussy in his pocket
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Indian hours.
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>>563491924
Nah just ethnic poster exchange program.

Yesterday was the aussies
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Do you guys really see parent-child incest or even just incest with a big gap in the same lens as based sibling/cousin incest? Are you really just porn brained?
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>>563492123
No. They're completely different. And you're a faggot.
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>>563492123
What? Renee’s just hot

It’s not our fault Nemlei created the hottest siscon character and hottest momcon character in the same project
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It really is a bloody shame that Nemlei made Renee so hot
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What if Ashley went "wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh!" like Ling in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
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Ashley’s mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Ashley, don’t you worryy, you’ll still be the girl for meee
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ashley’s mom
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What is Ashley edged Andrew?
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>>563493815
uoh nipple outline
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>>563493815
That right foot is FUCKED
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His palms are bloody, knees weak, already nutting,
He’s thrown up, what it be? mom's pussy
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>>563494189
Why is she flustered?
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>>563494838
She just shot a floozie and is excited, please understand.
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>>563494838
Simulation of blood flow to the face.
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>>563494838
She can do anything for you.
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>>563494829
Kippahdrew
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Artfags, I appreciate you so much
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https://x.com/i/status/2043446993356300315
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>>563496164
This mf does not know cock and balls anatomy
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AYYO ANDREAS!

ASHLEENA TELL ME U FUCKIN SOM CRACKA? Chile, how you finna poison ya own bloodline wit’ mayo monkey dna nigga. I ain’t havin no fuckin white devil halfa in this shit. You betta impregnate ya sista again and give me dat tenth grandchile, shonufff
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>>563496839
Renee is already a nigger
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>>563497173
When will E*ropeans discover air conditioning?
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wtf happened to the translation tool, where did it go?
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>>563498705
I eated it
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>>563414874
True, i was actually surprised that Andrew actually slapped her and made her shut up for a while, but Nemlei probably only has the balls to do it because she's a woman. Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason. That might also explain people not really shitting on HER as much as they only shit on the game itself
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Inbreeding is actually ideal, only the spiritually unpure get mutant children
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>>563499571
It was a moment of weakness anon, why do you keep reminding me of that post...
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>Hey Ashley, should I fuck you? Not that I ever would. Also please forget that a few hours ago I also asked you if I should've made out with you at a gas station, not that I would. Anyway I'm going to go sniff your vagina while jacking off, which is your fault btw
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>563499670
>Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason.
That's because girls are evil
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>>563500740
Moment of weakness? That's a moment of clarity! A beautiful testament we should all savour and aspire to!
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>>563500808
>Hey Ashley, wouldn't it be weird if we fucked? If I just ripped your shorts off right now, and before you can even yelp I'll already be balls deep animalistically fucking you? That'd just be strange on account of incest, good thing I'm not that kind of guy though. This is your fault btw.
WOAH ANDREW
Like did he HAVE to say that?
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>>563500808
>>563501002
>your fault btw.
True, it's not his fault...
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>>563500898
True, i think women should all start officially labelled as potential manipulative witches and eventually prove themselves out of it over the years
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>>563501002
>Hey Ashley, can you please stop using our room to change. I can't stop masturbating staring at you through the keyhole. It says more about you than ot does me, though. This is your fault btw
What the FUCK is his problem?
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>>563501002
The fuck Nemlei? I like this, post more of this trope
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>>563500808
Ashley would have been repeatedly raped and put in her place ages ago if i was her brother. The only reason she gets away with being a whiny, manipulative bitch is because Andrew is a spineless faggot.
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>We will truly leave them here? In the burial of the coffin of andy and leyley? Or we will decay along?
What the hell is this
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>I'm brown
Even Ashley would probably have better grip strength than you.
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>>563501514
Whaf are you talking about? Ashley has freakish strength that literally no one talks about. She was able to severe several of the cultist's limbs in with only one hack...
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>>563501791
>Mistaking bad writing for character traits.

Rookie mistake, be more mindful next time anon
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>>563501921
I'm of the belief that Ashley and Andrew do have super freakish strength that they hold back on against each other to avoid killing each other. Considering how:
>Andrew was able to murder the kid with presumably one swipe of the blade
>Ashley, again, was able to make which ever parent you choose bleed with a massive gash that would be difficult to achieve with the kitchen knife
>how easy each sibling bruises when the other hits them
>In Decay, a single backhand leaving a mark like that on Ashley's cheek
>in SnS a single slap from Ashley is able to turn half of Andrew's face entirely red almost instantaneously.
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>>563501791
>>563502702
>Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.
SuperAndrew edit NAO
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>>563500808
>she's insecure
>he calls her fuckable as a compliment
I see nothing wrong with that statement.
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>>563504375
>I would only ever fuck you out of pity to make you feel better
Yeah, great compliment
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>>563505050
chudley
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>>563505480
...Hey now, it's Ashley we're talking about! You can't be TOO NICE to her.
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>>563486071
I C Wienner
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He does it for free
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Ashley should write “Andy” under one of her shoes
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>>563513952
Ashley should kick Andrew in the balls.
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>>563514684
I fucking wish you had no idea how much I wanted to see that

Or Renee for that matter. Why isn’t there more cbt hentai with these characters
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>>563515164
I don't want CBT hentai, I just want Ashley to kick Andrew in the balls.
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>>563513952
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>>563515696
so cute
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>>563515456
We want the same thing
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>>563501921
She has crazy/retard strength why wouldn’t she
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https://x.com/Kloffein/status/1968035605016903965
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Andrew and Ashley should eat a pizza
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>>563516279
Still nothing compared to the average guy's strength. Muscle mass and bone density, yada yada you get the gist of it
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>>563518298
My explination is that she's part demon, and thus giving her situational strength. Obviously, Andrew is stronger. But also Ashley probably wouldn't even get herself in a situation that gets her in a phsyical confrontation with a man... at least not without Andrew around
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>>563520268
Ashley would get mogged by Nina's dad
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Yet another beautiful video, I love how creative people are getting with the coffinverse
https://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
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>>563520596
Ashley would get mogged by Nina. She sensed what a huge threat Nina would be, that's why she had to hurry and kill her. Imagine a Nina stacy making fun of Ashley and bullying her for being a weirdo, making her school life hell.
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>>563520792
I meant that Nina's dad should rape Ashley and force her to birth him another Nina
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>>563521139
Then she bites hard enough to draw blood!
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Andrew put all his skill points in perception
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>>563506845
Heterochrome Gravespawn strikes again.

Btw there was a /calg/ edit of Andy and Leyley busts with different coloured eyes, and Andrew facepalming, does anyone have it? I looked for it in the archives but couldn't find it un4chanateleyley.
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>>563514684
>>563515456
Sorry chudLey Andrew was written by a woman so he has balls of steel. Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.
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>>563524376
Ashley is the perceptive one, Andrew is stupid
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>>563525919
>Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.
Oh no, Ashley! Let me help you!
>violent sucking ensues
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>>563525919
Coffin of Andy and Leyley mod where you can hear Andrew's balls clinking any time he moves
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>>563526365
>you can hear Andrew's balls clinking
That's just his chastity cage
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Why is there a moon in ???'s realm?
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>>563520627
Why are brazilians the most hardcore coffin fans?
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>>563527667
Because ??? is a romantic at heart.
>>563527689
Imagine if you lived in Brazil, you'd get hardcore into escapism too.
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>>563526365
Andrew got ball smoothing surgery so you can't hear his folds anymore
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>>563529274
Neckley
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>>563527923
>you'd get hardcore into escapism too.
OR they feel identified with the dystopia government from Coffin. I know most slavs are into it for the same reason.
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You fuck your sister
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>>563534067
why shouldn't you?
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I just want to hurt Andrew, okay? Is that so wrong?
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>>563534248
Sometimes they just aren't relationship material.
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>>563536184
Anon... she's your sister, that's literally a relationship.
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Yeah smoking is bad and all, but if your sister is a smoker and offers you a cig, should you try doing pic related? Hypothetically.
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>>563538375
My sister would never offer me a cigarette. The main thing my family is proud of me for is never doing drugs, drinking or engaging with other life destroying addictive habits. I've put a cigarette in my mouth and they taste like ass.
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Smoking ruins the lungs.
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>>563538895
Not if you smoke cigars
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>>563415634
I just read forbidden and it was so good
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>>563538895
>Wouldn't wanna harm those sexy little organs would we
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Sex. With sisters.
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>>563544442
Interesting proposition.
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>>563545406
??? is the biggest sibling sex advocate, I will be vindicated on this.
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>>563505050
i don't see the appeal of slampigs, i feel like the sex would be a lot of work
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>>563549890
Just a lil more to love
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I don't know if I want a scatterbrained, naive, and helpless gf like Julia that I could spoil and cherish, or a confident, driven, and intelligent gf like Renee who I could follow like a dog while she makes all my life decisions for me
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>>563432726
I found that joke to be really funny
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>>563553774
>lil
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>>563500808
He was raised by a woman.
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So, there's Burial and Decay, both things that can happen to something that has died. What if there was a third secret route called Mummify? Andrew and Ashley go to Egypt and go temple exploring, where they awaken a spooky mummy that chases them around the pyramids? That would be fun.
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>>563554097
You want neither. You want a woman with confidence, but who is still definitely womanly. There is no such thing as "dommy mommy."
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>>563560130
>You want a woman with confidence, but who is still definitely womanly.

That's Ashley. Andrew even said so!
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>>563545984
>*tries to kill Andrew*
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>>563560440
>That's Ashley
Correct.
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>Ashley slaps you
What would be your reaction?
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>>563562061
Get angry and then calm down because a slap from a woman is like getting punched by a rabbit.
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>>563562061
slap her back with my cock
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>>563560130
>There is no such thing as "dommy mommy."
Yeah, I never used those words
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>>563562061
Get hard
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>>563562061
Correct her through hard penetration of her rectum with no lube
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Slow /calg/ is slow.
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Mild activity behind the scenes. I hope we dont have to wait too much longer.
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>>563571319
>55 items
What were they
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>>563571532
Wish I could say. I'd like to think to think everytime that happens if them testing stuff on an internal test build they have. Maybe new art, cut scenes, etc. Really wont know until we get a substantial amount of activity.
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>>563562061
some person on twitter suggested today that the Blushley frame from the devlog might be her seeing Andrew's pp with her guard down

thoughts? possible? IIRC every Blushley frame or bust has appeared in relation to sex and Ashley not having a sassy counter to it (like with the burial questionable vision)
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The child again looks for their christmas presents.
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I want to kick Andrew in the balls
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>>563572980
I want to kick you in the balls.
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>>563573120
WTF why?
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>>563571157
so this is slow /calg/ you were all speaking of.
it's pretty comfy, like laying under the shade of a tree
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I shot my brother! But I swear it was in self defense
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>>563569806
> no lube
Based
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I've been training my sister to sieg heil me so I can do it back whenever we see each other instead of her doing her gay little wave
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Now that the dust has settled, what did Julia mean by this?
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>>563573193
I am Andrew.
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There is an idea of an Andrew Graves, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me.
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>>563575132
She didn't know wood comes from trees. She wanted to tell Andrew about it but when he laughed she realized he already knew, so she tried to play it off as a joke.
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>>563575132
She's dumb as a stump
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>>563477039
>and I'm white
Well, there ya go. No wonder it took so long.
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>>563492528
you know the rules
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>>563562061
Laugh.
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>>563502702
I wonder exactly how weak the people among whom you exist really are. You really didn't grow up around any Slapaho Indians, did you/
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>>563538715
>I've put a cigarette in my mouth and they taste like ass.
I've tasted both and they do not.
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>>563571319
>>563571701
it's literally the user tags, you can ignore any update history related to that, it's just people voting on the tags.
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>>563578651
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>>563487669
>Mom, what's the 「PIN」 for your credit card?
>Is that what this is about? 「Money」?
>What's the 「PIN」, and where is 「the card itself」?
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>>563571734
I hope the CG shows her blushing slowly intensifying
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>>563574237
Don't forget to give her treats! It works better that way. That's how I taught mine to give me the perfect blowjob, there's nothing you can't teach a sisterdog with a good training.
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>bad sex better mind
What the fuck did it mean by this.
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>>563409543
>bad sex better mind
What the fuck did it mean by this.
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We're back!
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Why is 4chan kill every other week now?
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>>563587754
The site was down?
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>>563587847
Yeah for about 110 minutes!
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How would Renee feel about Julia?
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>>563588651
>Damn son, nice public mask for keeping up appearances
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finally.
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>>563587847
I didn't even notice
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Testing
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Is anyone else unable to post with pictures?
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Role-play with your sister
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Why does 4chan constantly kill? 4chan was kill multiple times today.
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>>563594091
>does
*is
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Did anyone see the new Avatar movie leak? It's mid as hell.
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My sister woke me up at midnight to kill a spider in her room and I couldn't even find it because her room is such a mess
>>563594091
I guess they're much more consistent about maintenance since the events of April 2025
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>>563594787
People said Azula wasn't so much as mentioned in the movie. I'm not watching anything Avatar-related until we get confirmation Zuko knocked her up.
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>>563594962
Spiders are cool, wtf. They're nice to humans and they get rid of pests. If you kill spiders you are a retard.
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>>563594982
Was waiting for her to show up. She doesn't. Can't even find a good moment with Katara and Sokka alone on screen either.
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>>563594787
I did not, but I think /co/ disagrees with you even if most people there also haven't seen it
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>>563595228
>/co/ disagrees with you
Oh no, lord forbid I catch the ire of the board for man children who watch modern dogshit like Loud House.
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>>563594962
Don't kill the spider! Does your sister room smells?
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>>563575132
What the FUCK does it mean?!
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>>563575132
She likes to keep Andrew on his toes. If he had responded to her clearly bizzare factoid with "mhm" or "really?" then she'd know he wasn't listening to her. The tampon revealed her to be a scheming machiavellian who can go toe to toe with the siblings because they always underestimate her.
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>>563595074
>>563596450
I didn't kill it! I couldn't even find it. But sisters hate spiders, apparently. I don't make the rules
Her room smells like air freshner
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I kill spiders because I fear what I do not understand.
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>>563597718
Understand this. 8 legs, 7 vaginas
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>>563597548
>The tampon
Erm actually, it was a pad. Julia uses pads, Ashley uses tampons.
But anyway, I agree. I absolutely loved that scene because it's such a conniving thing from Julia, who we all expect to be helpless. I wonder if that plan was actually hers, or maybe Jane told her to do it.
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>>563575771
Would Andrew and Patrick get along? I kept thinking what Andrew's life would be like if he didn't go through the events of Coffin, chances are Julia would still be his girlfriend and wouldn't have mustered the courage to break up.
Would he be a miserable married man to Julia after he moved in with her and got a somewhat stable job? Or would it be too much and Andrew would go Columbine?
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>>563597929
>Ashley isn't a virgin
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I'm trying to diet but my sister keeps buying me sweets. Fuck my stupid fatdrew chungus life
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LET ME FUCKING POST
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>>563601265
What? If so this game is FUCKING DROPPED!
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>>563602876
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>>563604730
Hiroshimoot hates incest because he is sisterless
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In light of recent events:
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>>563606998
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>>563602876
ez fix, do burpees and you can eat all the ferrero rocher that you want
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Noooooooooo sister, no cry
No sister, no cry!
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>>563602876
>sister full on archetecting you
lucky
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>>563602876
Architect her in revenge
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>>563606998
>>563607105
Did Sokka and Katara have a moment in the leaked movie or something? Haven't seen it yet
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>>563608796
I just posted those because it's the only ATLA/Coffin art I had. Was mainly about the film leak.
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>>563571734
I was just thinking the other day what if it’s Andrew proposing with the engagement ring used as a cock ring
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i guess there are artists that make content of this game on bluesky after all
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>>563611220
>bluesky
You mean gay(er) bommer(er) twitter?
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>>563611629
I always considered Twitter the most faggy retarded fucking idea in the world even before it became home to culture wars, and Bluesky is intended to be a Twitter purity spiral. Fuck that lol
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Oh bloody hell the subreddit's discord server is now live streaming Nemlei dox shit as "lost media". I hope they get DMCA'd
>inb4 why are you in their server
Sometimes they post art that isn't cuck porn
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Beybey
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>>563612583
Beybey is pronounced Baby
Therefore Leyley is pronounced Laylee
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>>563612745
Nemlei said Leyley is pronounced Laylay
Therefore Leyley is pronounced Laylay
However wrong it may be.
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>>563612583
beybey jesus
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>>563612745
If people will accept Laylay why won't they accept Baybay?
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>>563612284
I'm pretty sure Kit9 did nuke watasi's discord or something, so if you really want to you could email info about the discord to kit9, but knowing redditors, it would probably just cause them to bitch and moan and review bomb the game again, and it wont really change anything.
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>>563613382
>could email info about the discord to kit9
afaik Kit9 isn't even available for contact.

Also what the fuck is going on with 4chan? The captcha shit takes forever to load now. Funny how the site is just unusable on the anniversary of the hack.
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>>563611629
yeah it's a shit experience but i do it to bring back art
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Clicked get captcha at 18:52:10 UTC
Captcha appeared at 18:53:47 UTC
Clicked post at 18:53:10 UTC
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>>563614751
*Captcha appeared at 18:52:47 UTC
There seems to be a 30 second delay for everything lol
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>>563614717
Those are some hefty Ashleys
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>>563614847
Teyteys
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>>563616194
Mancunian girls have fangs...?
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>>563613219

I read it as bay bay. Why would you spell baby like that
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>>563612745
That just means when we read Ashley saying Leyley she’s saying LayLay. Whoever made this pronunciation rule is a fag anyways if it was supposed to be that we would just write leylee
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For the last time, Ashley is pronounced as Ashlay in europe, not Ashlee so it's Laylay.
>>563612745
>Beybey is pronounced Baby
It's not, it's pronounced like Bébé in french.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHruGoMVW6I
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Dutch coffin
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>>563618498
>South African
>Belgian
>Japanese
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>>563617581
>Ashlay in europe
I have to admit, you almost got me, and I'm a clapistani. "Pretending" to be retarded really is the most tried-and-true ragebait method.
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>>563618826
There's a poetic irony in that pretending to be retarded is, itself, retarded.
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>>563612745
>inb4 Anglo-Saxton Hale-Jute
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>>563619847
We've never seen Andrew shave.
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>>563620089
That's because it's expected from the player to understand that Ashley uses her teeth to shave him in his sleep.
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Cuddles
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ashley is looking a little sick here

>>563614751
yeah this is starting to get really annoying
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>>563612745
Thiu is pronounced Thigh-U
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>>563614751
I have the pass of the chosen people, but posts are still delayed, and it always says that there was some posting error even when the posts appears as they should
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>>563623387
Rubbing my cock against Thiu's and listening to his soft moans as he tries to hold in his voice and maybe leaning in to kiss him once or twice
No homo
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>>563618826
Sorry you were wrong.
>>563623376
Cute
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You hurt Ashley
How do you apologise and make things right with her?
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>>563627673
She deserved it.
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>>563627673
Mating press
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>Open the door Andrew...
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I wonder if Andrew stayed up late watching naughty things on cable, like "Lord of the G-Strings". I wonder if Ashley ever caught him. Or maybe they watched it together?
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Atleast they weren't homeless. Gotta give Renee props for that atleast.
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>>563627673
make root beer floats and do a co-op campaign run of gow
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>>563623625
At least post quality has increased!
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>>563628264
forgot to reply, this brightened up my day thank you
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Oh god, he really is just like his mom.
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>>563627673
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Now that Ashley has been retconned into being born in the 90's, do you think Teenshley had a crush on Canelo?
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Say something nice about my wife Noelle! Isn't she the prettiest?
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>>563635106
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!
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>>563635106
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karugo...
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What's up with the captchas today?
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>>563640205
The new normal T-T
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>>563640205
Trying to throttle the bots maybe. Just request captcha and then write your post and it's barely noticeable.
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Curious if Friend B knew how fucked up Andrew's home life was. As a friend how would you even go about talking about it with someone like Andrew?
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>>563628264
>>563628824
Who the hell is that
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>>563642408
From what I remember: some chud who tried talking to a minor online... autistic nigga showed up to their address and when the parents wouldn't let him in he started chimping out.
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>>563642408
new meme guy, some dude was having a psychotic break thinking he was a fictional character (Harry Dresden) and tried to enter some rando's house who he thought was the fictional character's enemy (Victor)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doorbell-chud-jason-thomas-nichols
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>>563628264
>where is your hussie
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>>563642525
it was actually someone who got catfished, but close enough
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>>563642408
From what I remember: some chud who tried talking to a minor online... autistic nigga showed up to their address and when the parents wouldn't let him in he started chimping out.
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>>563628264
Cute and nice imoutoes.
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>>563642408
harry dresden
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>>563641117
Andrew kept up appearances and never told anybody how much he disliked his home life
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>>563635689
We know you would Mike Tyson
>>563642525
>>563642528
>>563642574
And here I thought something had happened
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>>563628824
He looks like Ryan McBeth
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Are we alive again?
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>I should rape Douglas.
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>>563644061
He'd be willing
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Why is 4chan kill on the anniversary of the hack
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Someone check in on Chinkmoot's IT squad on /g/. Maybe a janny spilt a hot pocket on one of the mac minis..
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His prostate knows no peace
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>>563409181
I haven't played the game since 2024 (waiting for the right time) is this picture official?
Because the date in the photo seems to be 21/09/9X assuming I'm not retarded and readding it wrong. Which would mean that Ashley would've been born 1990 at the earliest and that thus the game would take place in 2010 or later. Sorry if this has been discussed before I just saw this picture for the first time here >>563499571 and if it's fan made it got me fooled.
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>>563646281
I hope Nemlei DIES for this retcon. IN REAL LIFE!
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>>563646281
It's official but the date is weird. My theory is that the surgeon fucked with Andrew and Ashley's records so that Renee could get a larger life insurance payout (death of a minor)
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>>563646915
You know that's cope anon... Nemlei is just a hack.
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Thread too dead, post Coffincore-est songs
https://youtu.be/x7_jYYISAbM?si=X9J7ekPMETeCTmC4
Whenever I hear this shit I imagine a starving but happy Andrew and Ashley.
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>>563645695
Someone probably tried to hack it again
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>>563646915
First explanation that actually makes sense.
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>>563648097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qksrc5h98yk
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>>563646915
Why would the Surjen do that for Renee? What does he get out of setting up more convenient conditions for her?
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>>563650179
Cause she sure as shit ain't born in the 90's
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>>563646915
He would need government contacts to change her legal identity papers to do that. Which isn't impossible but is a lot of trouble to go to for no benefit to himself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMazXiv-lg
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Cuz I’m in too deep and I’m tryna keep
Up above in my head
Instead of going under
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....is this about Cliffhanger/Episode 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LHuE2KRUcU
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The new update has made the game complete fucking trash. Now you run by default and hold shift to walk instead of walking by default and holding shift to run. HACKLEI will rue the day
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>>563426321
there are some niggers with anatomy like that so it still counts as realistic
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Why does AMD ReLive think this game is "Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones"?
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>>563653445
>AMD ReLive
Why not just use OBS?
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>>563653691
OBS doesn't have fullscreen notifications
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Sex with sisters
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>>563655237
I agree.
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>>563655479
>pierced ears
whore
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>>563648097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gue_crpFdSE
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>>563656093
Nemlei has ear piercings too buddy.
>>563648097
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=56W5d4VeUTk
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>>563648097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZmc0q8dHuY
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Is Ashley a good example of a femcel in fiction?
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>>563658076
>femcel
1. They don't exist
2. no, she's the most loyal woman of all time
3. take your autism to >>>/r9k/
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>>563658185
Incels don't exist either
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>>563658185
NTA but
>1. They don't exist
This is a work of fiction
>2. no, she's the most loyal woman of all time
Relevance? He didn't say she was a whore. Ashley is literally a female incel. She'd wanted nothing more than Andrew yet could never have him
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>>563658076
No because she is voluntary celibate, this is why anon said earlier that femcels don't exist.
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Andrew is an incel btw. The only two women he ever scored were through manipulation
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>>563659025
>voluntary
She tries to fuck Andrew when they were teens and he rejected her. That event was literally the worst thing to ever happen to her
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>>563659025
If we're being pragmatic incels don't exist either because of prostitutes or rape.
Just like incels don't want prostitutes Ashley doesn't want male hussies.
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>>563659287
Yeah but she could almost certainly score with any other guy if she was willing to stoop low enough. Fuck Andrew for trying to LARP as a normalfag.
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>>563659159
Are Chads also incels? Cuz they "spin plates" which basically means that they fuck 5-10 women and allow them to believe that they're in a relationship with him.
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>>563659306
I guess so but if we're talking about voluntary/emotional sex and not rape or transactional sex than incels do exist.
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>>563659531
No, because fucking strangers isn't being manipulative/getting manipulated
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>>563659592
It's impossible to be involuntarily celibate because there's always whores everywhere on earth if someone doesn't have sex is by choice.
>but the emotional
Irrelevant, the "chad" fucks random whorish bitches for free at parties etc with no emotional attachments by the chad or the free whore
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>>563659306
>>563660053
>definition that renders the term impossible
What absurd semantics. You know what people mean when they say the word incel/femcel, and Ashley absolutely is one. You keep falling back to this strict interpretation as if we're all robots. But I don't have autism so I can understand meaning that doesn't strictly match up with the literal words used
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>>563660227
It's a made up twitter insult and it's quite literally impossible the rules being applied to make it impossible are simply the rules of how life works for adults instead of teenagers thinking life is a romance movie
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>>563662000
Checked
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I really hope the new chapter is out this summer
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You think Andrew ever felt Ashley's titties while she was passed out?
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>>563664215
She didn't need to be passed out kek they dry humped almost every night according to Ashley
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cute ashley!
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This might be my favorite moment in the game
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>>563664215
What do you think?
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>>563664659
Which one's the correct choice?
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>>563665507
"I'd do it again"
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>>563665507
>inb4 rape
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cute siblings
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>>563648097
White girl music time
https://files.catbox.moe/ox0dda.mp4
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>>563667149
>0 bytes
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>>563667149
>catbox doesn't work again
Someone fucking kill me. I'm cursed aren't I? It has to be. I am doing a Splat! ending.
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>>563667390
>>563667534
Okay it's much gayer but how about this
https://streamable.com/szf8vt
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>>563659159
Wrong. The new update will show that he was a playboy.
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>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error
JUST LET ME POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HOLY SHIT.
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/calg/ is taking over...
>>563664361
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>>563662000
sisterbutte
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I just remembered how a few years ago, my sister said she's never been creampied. I don't remember how it came up, though we were drinking. What do I do with this information?
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Holy shit have the site staff said anything about what's going on?
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>>563671996
Seemingly not content with killing this website through poor moderation, the admin has decided for the direct approach of making it outright fucking impossible to post
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Holy fucking shit can Chinkmoot and his hoard of do it for free retards reset the mac minis already? It's actually fucking impossible to post right now,
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>>563669205
>you have to wait awhile before doing that again
>captcha expired
>connection error
>posting from your ip range have been temporarily blocked due to abuse
what the fuck?
>captcha expired
>connection error
>connection error
it's been rough on my end, i've been trying to post this since i left to my dentist appointment holy shit
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>>563672608
I'm gonna be so upset when this isn't her reacting to something Andrew did or said
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>page 9
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>>563675814
Nobody can be bothered to post. I'm only posting because i'm a passfag who doesn't need to fill in a captcha in addition to posts taking up to a whole minute to actually post if you manage to avoid the connection error.
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>>563675992
Deshou? What the fuck happened during that 2 hour downtime the other day that's fucked the website to such an extreme degree??? My money's on something in Israel getting bombed
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Please be gentle, this is her first day as a network engineer
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https://paraflags-wiki.org/index.php/Main_Page#Consanguinamory
New word for sisterfucking dropped
>this took me 20 minutes to post
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>>563676175
She should be fired.
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>>563675992
Thank you for your service. I've given up on posting until they fix this, so I appreciate someone else being on bump duty
This post was made at 3pm on the dot, lets see how long it takes to go through
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LET ME FUCKING POST!
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>>563676175
she's pissing me the fuck off
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>>563676332
I hate mental illness flags
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>>563676332
The mods need to make an announcement about the posting issue it's crazy
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>>563676332
It's not really new
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4stats isn't looking too hot at the moment...
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>>563679219
Traffic only halved. I guess the bots are internal.
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>>563675814
Bump duty is more important than ever now with the fucking captcha bullshit
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Testing
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>>563679219
Didn't stuff like this happen before it went down from the first hack too? I don't want to go back to the refugee camps.
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If posting is going to be this delayed, we should bake at Page 7 this time.
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>>563679667
>he thinks this thread is gonna reach bump limit soon
It'll be tomorrow at the earliest
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>>563671224
You know what to do
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>>563680164
A healthy coating of sibling sauce on your sister's buns
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On the off chance that this is really it for 4chan, promise me we'll meet again on 8.
>>563678882
>make an announcement
That's been beneath the mods for years now. At least Mootstien had the decency to be even slightly transparent
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Holy fuck, I've been trying to post that for TWO FUCKING HOURS and it just went through
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>>563671224
Did she also try to rape you that night? If so, give her one.
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>>563671224
That was clearly a hint
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wish ashley was my real sister
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>>563681713
I still haven't forgiven the faggots on square root of 64 chan dot moe for having their Coffin threads on their /v/ instead of /vg/. After the hack last year I checked their /vg/ for several days but no one migrated there, so I assumed there was no interest and had to use the FUCKING CRYSTAL CAFE /CALG/ INSTEAD.
I've been trying to post this for over an hour, fucking hell
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>>563683710
Nearly an hour*
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>>563683710
I remember only getting lucky that I saw it on their /v/
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>>563676332
>violet
>green
>red flower

B-based?
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>>563685067
Based
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Fixed!
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>>563676332
oh I remember this shit, the flower was designed by Cristina Shy she used to have a website and she fucks her brother
https://web.archive.org/web/20170629054410/http://www.lilysgardener.com/history.html
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7687983/woman-mission-legalise-incest-relationship-with-brother/
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I think all older siblings should fuck their younger siblings
>but what if there's an odd number
We will pair the odd person out with any only children
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>>563685067
ordering an ashley shirt while picking up some fishing lures
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>>563686935
4chan isn't kill anymore?
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>>563687524
nice timing
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>>563685067

I bet when the game is finished and fully published that hot topic will have a mini section like with zim and digital circus
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will this game ever get a VR mod
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>>563687058
Censored feet...fuck woke
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Are images kill for anyone else? I tried posting two different images and got "Upload Failed" on both
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>>563687058
>censored foot
fuck woke
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>>563683710
Skill Issue
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>563689550
this.
>you now remember when AI first hit twitter artists and the out-of-frame anti-feet faggots burned in hell for it
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>>563688981
hit or miss
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>>563687058
>feet censored by convenience
based
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>>563678882
>3:10pm
Let's all drive over to rapeape's house and complain
I have been trying to post this for almost forte minutes
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>>563692630
wait are we back, testing
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>>563692729
holy shit it finally posted. I gave up at 5pm. are we back?
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>>563692773
testing again, we might be back
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It feels good to be back
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>>563686969
good read anon, ty
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>>563692630
I guess they never miss, huh?
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>>563693891
I couldn't post Julia for almost a full day, today was awful
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>>563686969
>Cristina has helped other incest couples including Steven Pladl, pictured, who married his daughter

D R O P P E D
R
O
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P
E
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>>563686969
Based
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There has to be a lore reason why he didn't acknowledge his kids. He seems too nice to just straight up ignore them their whole lives. Maybe he promised Renee he'd let her do most of the parenting so she could prove being a mom was easy?
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>>563686969
holy based
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Happy Friday, /calg/...
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Cats are cats
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Is that femdrew?
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We're getting one ending where Ashley ends up being Andrew's sex slave, aren't we?
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we're getting one ending where andrew ends up being ashleys fart slave, aren't we?
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>>563701447
Ashley, it's Thursday....
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>>563702368
Why does she have a sword while in the trunk of a car?
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>>563703139
that's s&s #playthegame
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>>563659531
Everyone i don't like is an incel.
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>>563686969
Based Andrew writing poetry for his local incest establishments.
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>>563707086
>so much flower falk
Do other flavours of fag™ and troon™ also do this or am I seeing a pattern that manifests across incestspeak here?
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>>563707174
Jesse
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>>563708538
We need to cook?
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Is now a good time to get into this game? Bought it on a whim, I like edgy games like Demonophobia and Space Funeral
Is it even finished?
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>>563710456
>Is now a good time to get into this game?
The sooner the better; you're paying for early access pricing right now and each new chapter comes with a small price increase.
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>>563710456
It's not finished but there are three major routes. One is finished and we'll probably have a second within a few months, and the third a few months after that. If you've already bought IMO there's no reason to wait.
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>>563710456
>Is it even finished?
It was finished until the author decided to make more chapters. When Chapter 1 first released it wasn't even called Chapter 1 yet, because it was just the full game at that point and wasn't meant to get a sequel.
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>>563711132
>>563710456
So the point is, you're not gonna get blueballed jumping into it now
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>>563692729

>keep doing his job

How the fuck are you going to get the direct deposit/check
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Bonding with sister by playing vidya together
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>>563710456
No it's not. I don't like new people, they scare me. Go play Minecraft. Leave MY game ALONE!
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>>563714441
Why is that picture drenched in piss
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>>563716134
Anon's wife Noelle back at it again...
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>>>/b/948085257
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOEld9xzphY
This is genuinely one of the most beautiful songs I've heard in a video game.
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>>563716691
This game's soundtrack is incredible.
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My sister has the fattest ass, I just want to bury my face in her cheeks
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>>563716691
Meh, I usually don't like the soft fuzzy childhood memory music in this game, like Guard Tree. Don't get me wrong, it fits perfectly in a scene while playing but whenever it comes up in my playlist I just fuck around IRL until it ends (I have all the soundtracks in my playlist) (yes even Buzz). For me, Jester's Pity is the best
https://youtu.be/EVMdW5RgBjo?si=CBqH4NC7DsAEyoEO
Dancing of the Dream Man (or whatever its name was) is a different question though, that shit makes me wanna cry.
>>563717510
Then do it
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>>563718246
>Then do it
She might let me grope it if I ask when she's in a better mood, we'll see...
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Give your sister monster
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>>563719641
I'm currently drinking a monster ultra and eating a protein bar as my work lunch, I wish I could go on the run and eat people
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>>563719641
There's a monsister under my bed...
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>>563719953
>protein bar as my work lunch
One time I ate a small bowl of rice and two tuna cans separately for lunch, I reckon my coworkers must've thought I was mental or something.
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What a SLUT
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>>563718246
what’s that one that’s all like

Fah! Fah… Fah, Fah? Fah…
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>>563722493
I originally wanted to post a different image but I forgot to change the text.
There are no sluts in this picture.
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>>563722690
She's exposing her legs despite the freezing cold because she is a slut who cannot help herself but partake in whoring.
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>>563628824
Groucho looking ass
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>>563722681
You mean the main theme? Otherwise I can't make this out...
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>>563725984
EAT UP
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>>563729027
I think he means the music that plays at the very start of ch1
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>>563722681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvdMNuQMslk
this one?
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>>563415794
Sad, wonderful story, but he should've made love to Norma before regressing back to retardation. At least she'll remember Charlie fondly.
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>>563733096
more like normie
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Guys, tell it to me straight. Are we getting an actual pregnancy ending where Ashley starts a family?
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>>563737946
Coffin is anti-natalist so no
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>>563737946
yeah
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This could be interesting. GoT already featured sibling incest through Jaime and Cersei, but that was a clandestine affair. Aegon meanwhile actually married his two sisters; that's them in the image. So we might be getting the first big western movie featuring unapologetic brother-sister coupling (troupling?) front-and-center without the usual caveats.
>>563737946
If Nemlei gave it to Noelle, it would be a crime to deprive Ashley of one.
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How come these threads never talk about the Halloween update? I thought it was a fun scene, but it never gets any mention here
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>>563740032
Imagine Vamplia being too shy to bite you
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>>563739996
(((They))) won't represent it in a positive light tho, it seems every single showrunner is to uncle-niece/aunt-nephew what Gurm is to brother sister couples.
Such a wasted chance desu, the Tommen x Myrcella pairing that Jaime fantasized about on the books would have looked really cute and the actors were already dating.
>muh don't fetishize incest
Sure Nemlei, just this once (fuck you, thanks)
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Nemlei breaks the 4th wall to tell you not to fetishize her game, meanwhile she injects all her sick twisted woman fetishes into the game like rape fantasies and ryona and jealousy and writes blogposts about how large the Tumblr sexyman's penis is. Even Nemlei at times has to be on the receiving end of my misogyny
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>>563741339
Vamplia biting my neck and not getting a single drop of blood because it all rushed to my cock
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>>563741565
Yeah, just read that Aegon apparently has gay sex with his half-brother at some point? Guess I jumped the gun out of hopium. Usual caveats avoided in favor of, uhh... GRRM's special sauce.
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>>563743409
That old man is never finishing the books... I wonder how many years until my mind completely embraces it and starts treating fanfictions as canon or something even more deranged. Who knows, maybe we'll get an anime or something like that in 50 years or so when we're all about to die or dephism has been legalized.
Also my only hope for that travesty of a show is that Aenys and Maegor are Aegon's children. That's it. Pretty low bar but seeing how much (((Hollywood))) loves cuckolding and the way they seem unable to actually read the books except when it benefits their wacky interpretation (in this caste that Rhaenys surrounder herself with handsome artists), who knows.
>>563742028
I can bet she'd get horny at the Sept of Baelor scene between Jaime and Cersei, which every single male reader that isn't Gurm himself got at least put off by or cheered just because they hated Cersei.
Also, to the anon always talking about rape correction, you are a woman. Please remember that most men don't actually like make up.
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Sister
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>>563751336
who's a mister!
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>>563749526
Neither seems to be having an appropriate amount of fun
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>>563753858
Ashmii
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>>563752945
That's because Ashley isn't exposing her tits
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>>563696308
it's been 8 years...
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>>563759257
God damn take a look at those sisters!
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>>563729027
>>563729262
Found it, Jealous Doll

https://youtu.be/kvdMNuQMslk
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>>563759556
>>563730843
>>563718246
The soundtrack reminds me of Finnish music a lot.
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Ashley's tits are fucken huge
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Alright I'll bake
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>>563763985
>>563763985
>>563763985
>>563763985
BAKE D'NOUVEAU

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