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/calg/ - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #549 Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)15:27:58 No.563409181 [Reply]▶
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# Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyl ey/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
># News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416 093&emgid=523086940514289223
>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416 093&emgid=537755982024934503
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdI bSI
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First for sibling marriage ending
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>>563409302
I've got some good/bad news for you:
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Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hardANALcorrection until they become cute trad wives!
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Canon.
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>>563409181
I checked and double checked, this is the true and honest cloud despite its uncanny appearance when compared to previous clouds.
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>>563409543
>weird uncanny cloud
>god nemlei
>mind reality
Is today's thread /x/ themed?
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>>563409543
Holy fucking shit >>563259836
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wish i had a little sister to smell her hair
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>>563409476
I had a dream last night about fucking my sister in the ass, but it was lame as hell. I struggled for a minute to get it in because it was so tight, and then I went soft inside her ass because it didn't even feel that good. And then I struggled to pull my flaccid penis out of her asshole. Is anal with your sister better IRL?
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>>563409889
I desperately want to know what Ashley's hair, pits, thighs, feet,cunt and assholesmell like, in that order. I want tosniff Ashley's cute pucker!
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>>563410402
You don't, if you want to sound smart instead of actually being smart you should read AI summaries of Kafka, Dostoevsky, Nietzsche, Kant, Aristotle etc.
Larping philosophy is the best way to sound smart.
Reading philosophy is the best way to be smartwhilst also turning into an elitist asshole
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>>563410185
>Is anal with your sister better IRL?
Damn, when Ifuck my sisterit only makes me harder due to how tight it is and her groans of pain only make me wanna go in harder!
>>563410402
The Bible, Mobby Dick, Plato's The Republic. As always start with the Greeks and go from there, as /lit/ suggests. There are several good guides on that board.
I wonder if Ashley would like smart guys or prefer dumb brutes
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>>563410402
Most everything academic or pre 70s has a boastful amount of higher vocabulary. If you just carry a notepad or use phone notes and write down new words, in a few weeks you'll carry a decent assortment of words quite promptly.
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Ayo Andreas, you fuckin that ho Julia behind my back, you nappy headed nigga?? Nah fuck you I know you lying Betta get ova here n lemme smell that dick!
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>>563396968
>You're gonna have to teach her some things. Let her get some experience from you...
Unironically I believe if it became mandatory for family members to teach and practice with each other the basics of flirting, masturbation, birth control and love making there would be less social skills issues, isolation and degeneracy in the West.
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>>563409543
>Sex Better Mind Reality
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>>563409543
>Dream experience feel love
My exact same thoughts.
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>>563413673
How could delphism be punished to become more accepted?
>>563412037
Ashley would definitely hate nerds and elitist faggots
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wait a minute... is this yaoi?
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>>563414583
He's gonna break out and tenderize her at any moment now. I like that Nemlei writes considering the biological differences in strength Andrew and Ashley would have.
A more lackluster author would have Ashley be a girlboss who can easily overpower Andrew and never makes a mistake.
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>>563414549
I don't think Andrew is that much of a nerd. Actually if i omit everything about Andrew being obsessed with his sister, there's really not too much going on with him. We barely know his interest and passions, we at least know that Ashley is fond of TV shows and movies, and she likes to draw, but Andrew has expressed his own interest that much.
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>We barely know his interest and passions
I think he is empty inside and Ashley gives him purpose and moves him around, that's why when Ashley is gone or unavailable his first move is to kill himself.
Ashley is pure ego, unbound and uncaring about what happens around her.
>Ashley is fond of TV shows and movies
Gross, typical zoomette
>she likes to draw
At least she got this going for her. Also now I remember Andrew also likes to analyze TV shows and note if they are or not following the current ethos
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>>563410193
Sister anuses smell like roses and sprinkles! Ashley's would be no different
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>>563415634
What about Flowers for Algernon?
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>>563416048
What's a Nemlei?
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>>563416262
Do you think Nemlei is sexy?
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>>563416409
That's because they aren't allowed to call you a nigger anymore.
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>>563418126
None, I'm here because the /v/ jannies kicked us off their board many moons ago.
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Impossible gooner body
>>563418126
I don't use 4chan besides /calg/. In fact, I had never even been to this site before I stumbled across /calg/ thread #124 a couple days after I found Coffin within the first week of 2024. I remember that period perfectly, I was very intrigued and depressed that I didn't have a sister, however I still don't remember how I could have ended up here because I know I never lurked anywhere else.
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>Where are my fucking GOONS already...
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Just wait until Ashley consumes six eyes, her power level will be over 9000 and Andrew will have to learn to live with his organs rearranged
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>>563418126
i lurk in everything else except for the dead ones, they'll get a boost but it won't be a high quality on-topic post
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Is Nina's dad the hottest male Nemlei's ever drawn?
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>>563420309
Maybe we should advertise somewhere other than occult magazines? As it is all we get are scene chicks and scrawny weirdos. Not that I'm complaining about that first one...
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>>563423809
I wish women's eyes shined in the dark like Ashley's. They are so beautiful
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>>563426912
The only types of trolls we get here are people who aren't actually trolling and are actually just severely mentally ill, and people who are outright ridiculous and would never be taken seriously in a place that didn't have a critical mass of autism.
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>>563426614
>asexual idol
That only makes me want to rape her and tenderize her harder
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>>563410002
Lmao. It was a shitpost, I didn't make it for an OP image nor did I even suggest it for OP lol
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>>563410724
Imagine the costumes she had in that closet with the toys.
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Urge to mate with Ashley...increasing
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>>563425728
I meant "impossible" as hyperbole, my issue is that it's not even Ashley at that point. I want to see skinny pear shaped baddieshley goddamnit.
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>>563418126
I only use this general and /lit/. The rest of the site fucking sucks.
>>563430614
I actually played the game, schizo. Is been a while since my last playtrough tho. At this point, i prefer to wait for the final product considering that Nemlei keep adding details to the already released chapters.
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>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Nemlei but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…"
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>>563434235
>the microchip firmware update didn't come down
Anon you're going to die
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>>563432726
woman humor
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>>563434512
Why did he refuse to converse with Renee?
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>>563434235
My mom and sister have re-caught it and have been coughing nonstop for two weeks now.
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>>563434582
Can you blame 'em?
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Because he was a villain written by a millenial woman so naturally he's a hecking misogynist.
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>>563434235
only contracted it in 2020 and 2022
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Athletic sisters
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>>563450596
"Big fat" indeed.
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>>563452876
i've been applying to dead end jobs to get back up on my feet but no dice, but i have good feeling i'll get a break come summer
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Rapeley
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No she would not. Jews usually dont hate other Jews.
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SnS/Splat was not rape.
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Her smile lights up my soul
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Hurt imoutoi
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Flirt imouto
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wholesome cute art
https://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2043509607276921199
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>>563469512
>She actually hated Andrew because he looked identical to her brother that betrayed her for some hussy or their family
That or she was just jealous of him for being the favorite.
Or she was just a bitch.
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I would've greatly enjoyed the game even more if she was only neglectful of andrew and super protective of ashely due to her being betrayed for some hussy by her own brother and that's why she had no issue with ashley killing whats her name
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What if Julia wasn't the cutest most perfect little angel ever?
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*weren't
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>>563460171
this one is a lot accuratefor people who enjoy some sistermaxxing
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>>563474254
Then she'd be a good character for once
>>563472690
Coffin getting a LISA-like gameplay would be kino.
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>>563474938
Starvation kills libido. Also, exerting energy he probably doesn't have. Also ejactulating semen also leads to less electrolytes and sodium. Hypothetically spekaing if this game were porn brained, Andrew probably would have been dead before the neighbor preformed the ritual.
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>>563474938
>it's free protein
This meme was started by men to convince their girlfriends to swallow. Semen is at most 5% protein, and given the volume of the typical ejaculation, that comes out to a metric fuck-all of protein.
Not to mention that his body would have already disposed of old unused prostate fluid if he's starving.
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Only in /calg/
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>>563455059
Its tough man, it took me 6 months of applying to get this job and I only got it via a lucky cold call. You're going to make it anon, just keep trying!
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>>563466337
>Jenova’s Witnesses
Heretics, how can they even call themselves Christians!
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>>563476220
Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.
>>563455059
Honestly advice: always show up, dressed nice in person, and try not to take, "no" for an answer. But don't push it too much. You'll probably be able to tell when there's no chance. But stay persistent. Also, helps being willing to accept work that is part time and or with shit hours. Because of that fact I've had steady job security for over a year. Though you personally may want to weigh the pros ans cons of working overnight.
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Is Sephiroth a Jenova's Witness?
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>Last time I was fired from a job was 2022. it took 3 months of non-stop bothering local bussissnes before someone gave me a part time position. I can only imagine its worse now.
Yeah it is really bad, I was applying (and got into) an entry-level role in construction. I nearly had a perfect resume and I'm white, tall and fit. Nevertheless, it took me 6 months to get this job and I got mates still looking (for similar roles) who are shit out of luck, and its only going to get worse from here.
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I knew I recognized this. Must be my everlasting love for drinking and driving.
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>>563467147
REVENGE!
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>>563467147
>imoutoi
ああ、日本語上手...
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>page 6
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>t.
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You wouldn’t be homeless if you just bought a house Ashley.
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>if they're white
I don't really use ubereats/doordash all that often but I think I've only maybe gotten a white driver once in all the times I've used it. It likes 80% jeets, 20% chinks and 0.01% whites.
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Uhhhh death of the author or whatever I gotta say to make my bullshit more true than what’s in the game and canon
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>>563491685
Andrew putting his mom’s pussy in his pocket
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>>563492123
What? Renee’s just hot
It’s not our fault Nemlei created the hottest siscon character and hottest momcon character in the same project
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What if Ashley went "wee-ooh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh!" like Ling in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
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Ashley’s mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Ashley, don’t you worryy, you’ll still be the girl for meee
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ashley’s mom
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His palms are bloody, knees weak, already nutting,
He’s thrown up, what it be? mom's pussy
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Simulation of blood flow to the face.
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AYYO ANDREAS!
ASHLEENA TELL ME U FUCKIN SOM CRACKA? Chile, how you finna poison ya own bloodline wit’ mayo monkey dna nigga. I ain’t havin no fuckin white devil halfa in this shit. You betta impregnate ya sista again and give me dat tenth grandchile, shonufff
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I eated it
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True, i was actually surprised that Andrew actually slapped her and made her shut up for a while, but Nemlei probably only has the balls to do it because she's a woman. Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason. That might also explain people not really shitting on HER as much as they only shit on the game itself
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It was a moment of weakness anon, why do you keep reminding me of that post...
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>Hey Ashley, should I fuck you? Not that I ever would. Also please forget that a few hours ago I also asked you if I should've made out with you at a gas station, not that I would. Anyway I'm going to go sniff your vagina while jacking off, which is your fault btw
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>563499670
>Foids can get away with writing and depicting the weirdest, most offensive shit for whatever reason.
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>>563500740
Moment of weakness? That's a moment of clarity! A beautiful testament we should all savour and aspire to!
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>Hey Ashley, wouldn't it be weird if we fucked? If I just ripped your shorts off right now, and before you can even yelp I'll already be balls deep animalistically fucking you? That'd just be strange on account of incest, good thing I'm not that kind of guy though. This is your fault btw.
WOAH ANDREW
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>your fault btw.
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>>563500898
True, i think women should all start officially labelled as potential manipulative witches and eventually prove themselves out of it over the years
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>Hey Ashley, can you please stop using our room to change. I can't stop masturbating staring at you through the keyhole. It says more about you than ot does me, though. This is your fault btw
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>>563501002
The fuck Nemlei?I like this, post more of this trope
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>>563500808
Ashley would have been repeatedly raped and put in her place ages ago if i was her brother. The only reason she gets away with being a whiny, manipulative bitch is because Andrew is a spineless faggot.
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I'm of the belief that Ashley and Andrew do have super freakish strength that they hold back on against each other to avoid killing each other. Considering how:
>Andrew was able to murder the kid with presumably one swipe of the blade
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>In Decay, a single backhand leaving a mark like that on Ashley's cheek
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>Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.
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>>563500808
>she's insecure
>he calls her fuckable as a compliment
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>>563515164
I don't want CBT hentai, I just want Ashley to kick Andrew in the balls.
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My explination is that she's part demon, and thus giving her situational strength. Obviously, Andrew is stronger. But also Ashley probably wouldn't even get herself in a situation that gets her in a phsyical confrontation with a man...at least not without Andrew around
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Yet another beautiful video, I love how creative people are getting with the coffinverse
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>>563520596
Ashley would get mogged by Nina. She sensed what a huge threat Nina would be, that's why she had to hurry and kill her. Imagine a Nina stacy making fun of Ashley and bullying her for being a weirdo, making her school life hell.
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>>563521139
Then she bites hard enough to draw blood!
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Andrew put all his skill points in perception
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>>563506845
Heterochrome Gravespawn strikes again.
Btw there was a /calg/ edit of Andy and Leyley busts with different coloured eyes, and Andrew facepalming, does anyone have it? I looked for it in the archives but couldn't find it un4chanateleyley.
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Sorry chudLey Andrew was written by a woman so he has balls of steel. Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.
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>Ashley's poor toenails would split along with her cute witchy-bitchy shoes.
Oh no, Ashley! Let me help you!
>violent sucking ensues
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Why is there a moon in ???'s realm?
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>>563520627
Why are brazilians the most hardcore coffin fans?
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Because ??? is a romantic at heart.
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Imagine if you lived in Brazil, you'd get hardcore into escapism too.
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>>563527923
>you'd get hardcore into escapism too.
OR they feel identified with the dystopia government from Coffin. I know most slavs are into it for the same reason.
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You fuck your sister
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Yeah smoking is bad and all, but if your sister is a smoker and offers you a cig, should you try doing pic related? Hypothetically.
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My sister would never offer me a cigarette. The main thing my family is proud of me for is never doing drugs, drinking or engaging with other life destroying addictive habits. I've put a cigarette in my mouth and they taste like ass.
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>Wouldn't wanna harm those sexy little organs would we
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Sex. With sisters.
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Interesting proposition.
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>>563545406
??? is the biggest sibling sex advocate, I will be vindicated on this.
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>>563505050
i don't see the appeal of slampigs, i feel like the sex would be a lot of work
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>>563549890
Just a lil more to love
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So, there's Burial and Decay, both things that can happen to something that has died. What if there was a third secret route called Mummify? Andrew and Ashley go to Egypt and go temple exploring, where they awaken a spooky mummy that chases them around the pyramids? That would be fun.
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>>563554097
You want neither. You want a woman with confidence, but who is still definitely womanly. There is no such thing as "dommy mommy."
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>That's Ashley
Correct.
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>Ashley slaps you
What would be your reaction?
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>>563562061
Correct her through hardpenetration of her rectum with no lube
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Slow /calg/ is slow.
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Mild activity behind the scenes. I hope we dont have to wait too much longer.
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>>563571532
Wish I could say. I'd like to think to think everytime that happens if them testing stuff on an internal test build they have. Maybe new art, cut scenes, etc. Really wont know until we get a substantial amount of activity.
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some person on twitter suggested today that the Blushley frame from the devlog might be her seeing Andrew's pp with her guard down
thoughts? possible? IIRC every Blushley frame or bust has appeared in relation to sex and Ashley not having a sassy counter to it (like with the burial questionable vision)
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>>563571157
so this is slow /calg/ you were all speaking of.
it's pretty comfy, like laying under the shade of a tree
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I shot my brother! But I swear it was in self defense
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Now that the dust has settled, what did Julia mean by this?
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>>563562061
Laugh.
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it's literally the user tags, you can ignore any update history related to that, it's just people voting on the tags.
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Don't forget to give her treats! It works better that way. That's how I taught mine to give me the perfect blowjob, there's nothing you can't teach a sisterdog with a good training.
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The site was down?
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>Damn son, nice public mask for keeping up appearances
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I didn't even notice
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My sister woke me up at midnight to kill a spider in her room and I couldn't even find it because her room is such a mess
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I guess they're much more consistent about maintenance since the events of April 2025
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Don't kill the spider! Does your sister room smells?
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>>563575132
What the FUCK does it mean?!
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>>563575132
She likes to keep Andrew on his toes. If he had responded to her clearly bizzare factoid with "mhm" or "really?" then she'd know he wasn't listening to her. The tampon revealed her to be a scheming machiavellian who can go toe to toe with the siblings because they always underestimate her.
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I didn't kill it! I couldn't even find it. But sisters hate spiders, apparently. I don't make the rules
Her room smells like air freshner
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I kill spiders because I fear what I do not understand.
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>The tampon
Erm actually, it was a pad. Julia uses pads, Ashley uses tampons.
But anyway, I agree. I absolutely loved that scene because it's such a conniving thing from Julia, who we all expect to be helpless. I wonder if that plan was actually hers, or maybe Jane told her to do it.
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Would Andrew and Patrick get along? I kept thinking what Andrew's life would be like if he didn't go through the events of Coffin, chances are Julia would still be his girlfriend and wouldn't have mustered the courage to break up.
Would he be a miserable married man to Julia after he moved in with her and got a somewhat stable job? Or would it be too much and Andrew would go Columbine?
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I'm trying to diet but my sister keeps buying me sweets. Fuck my stupid fatdrew chungus life
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LET ME FUCKING POST
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>>563601265
What? If so this game is FUCKING DROPPED!
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ez fix, do burpees and you can eat all the ferrero rocher that you want
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Noooooooooo sister, no cry
No sister, no cry!
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Did Sokka and Katara have a moment in the leaked movie or something? Haven't seen it yet
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I'm pretty sure Kit9 did nuke watasi's discord or something, so if you really want to you could email info about the discord to kit9, but knowing redditors, it would probably just cause them to bitch and moan and review bomb the game again, and it wont really change anything.
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>could email info about the discord to kit9
afaik Kit9 isn't even available for contact.
Also what the fuck is going on with 4chan? The captcha shit takes forever to load now. Funny how the site is just unusable on the anniversary of the hack.
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Mancunian girls have fangs...?
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>Ashlay in europe
I have to admit, you almost got me, and I'm a clapistani. "Pretending" to be retarded really is the most tried-and-true ragebait method.
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I have the pass of the chosen people, but posts are still delayed, and it always says that there was some posting error even when the posts appears as they should
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Sorry you were wrong.
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You hurt Ashley
How do you apologise and make things right with her?
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make root beer floats and do a co-op campaign run of gow
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Say something nice about my wife Noelle! Isn't she the prettiest?
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I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!
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new meme guy, some dude was having a psychotic break thinking he was a fictional character (Harry Dresden) and tried to enter some rando's house who he thought was the fictional character's enemy (Victor)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doorbell-chud-jason-thomas-nichols
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>>563635689
We know you would Mike Tyson
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I haven't played the game since 2024 (waiting for the right time) is this picture official?
Because the date in the photo seems to be 21/09/9X assuming I'm not retarded and readding it wrong. Which would mean that Ashley would've been born 1990 at the earliest and that thus the game would take place in 2010 or later. Sorry if this has been discussed before I just saw this picture for the first time here >>563499571 and if it's fan made it got me fooled.
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Thread too dead, post Coffincore-est songs
https://youtu.be/x7_jYYISAbM?si=X9J7ekPMETeCTmC4
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Cuz I’m in too deep and I’m tryna keep
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I agree.
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Nemlei has ear piercings too buddy.
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>>563648097
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>>563658185
NTA but
>1. They don't exist
This is a work of fiction
>2. no, she's the most loyal woman of all time
Relevance? He didn't say she was a whore. Ashley is literally a female incel. She'd wanted nothing more than Andrew yet could never have him
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>>563659592
It's impossible to be involuntarily celibate because there's always whores everywhere on earth if someone doesn't have sex is by choice.
>but the emotional
Irrelevant, the "chad" fucks random whorish bitches for free at parties etc with no emotional attachments by the chad or the free whore
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>definition that renders the term impossible
What absurd semantics. You know what people mean when they say the word incel/femcel, and Ashley absolutely is one. You keep falling back to this strict interpretation as if we're all robots. But I don't have autism so I can understand meaning that doesn't strictly match up with the literal words used
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It's a made up twitter insult and it's quite literally impossible the rules being applied to make it impossible are simply the rules of how life works for adults instead of teenagers thinking life is a romance movie
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cute ashley!
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This might be my favorite moment in the game
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>>563664215
What do you think?
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cute siblings
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White girl music time
https://files.catbox.moe/ox0dda.mp4
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>>563667149
>catbox doesn't work again
Someone fucking kill me. I'm cursed aren't I? It has to be. I am doing a Splat! ending.
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Okay it's much gayer but how about this
https://streamable.com/szf8vt
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>>563659159
Wrong. The new update will show that he was a playboy.
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>Connection Error
>Connection Error
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JUST LET ME POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HOLY SHIT.
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I just remembered how a few years ago, my sister said she's never been creampied. I don't remember how it came up, though we were drinking. What do I do with this information?
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Holy fucking shit can Chinkmoot and his hoard of do it for free retards reset the mac minis already? It's actually fucking impossible to post right now,
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>>563669205
>you have to wait awhile before doing that again
>captcha expired
>connection error
>posting from your ip range have been temporarily blocked due to abuse
what the fuck?
>captcha expired
>connection error
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it's been rough on my end, i've been trying to post this since i left to my dentist appointment holy shit
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Nobody can be bothered to post. I'm only posting because i'm a passfag who doesn't need to fill in a captcha in addition to posts taking up to a whole minute to actually post if you manage to avoid the connection error.
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Please be gentle, this is her first day as a network engineer
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New word for sisterfucking dropped
>this took me 20 minutes to post
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LET ME FUCKING POST!
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>>563676175
she's pissing me the fuck off
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On the off chance that this is really it for 4chan, promise me we'll meet again on 8.
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>make an announcement
That's been beneath the mods for years now. At least Mootstien had the decency to be even slightly transparent
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>>563681713
I still haven't forgiven the faggots on square root of 64 chan dot moe for having their Coffin threads on their /v/ instead of /vg/. After the hack last year I checked their /vg/ for several days but no one migrated there, so I assumed there was no interest and had to use the FUCKING CRYSTAL CAFE /CALG/ INSTEAD.I've been trying to post this for over an hour, fucking hell
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>>563676332
>violet
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B-based?
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oh I remember this shit, the flower was designed by Cristina Shy she used to have a website and she fucks her brother
https://web.archive.org/web/20170629054410/http://www.lilysgardener.co m/history.html
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7687983/woman-mission-legalise-incest-re lationship-with-brother/
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ordering an ashley shirt while picking up some fishing lures
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hit or miss
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>>563678882
>3:10pm
Let's all drive over to rapeape's house and complain
I have been trying to post this for almost forte minutes
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wait are we back, testing
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testing again, we might be back
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It feels good to be back
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>>563686969
good read anon, ty
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I couldn't post Julia for almost a full day, today was awful
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There has to be a lore reason why he didn't acknowledge his kids. He seems too nice to just straight up ignore them their whole lives. Maybe he promised Renee he'd let her do most of the parenting so she could prove being a mom was easy?
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>>563686969
Based Andrew writing poetry for his local incest establishments.
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We need to cook?
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Is now a good time to get into this game? Bought it on a whim, I like edgy games like Demonophobia and Space Funeral
Is it even finished?
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It's not finished but there are three major routes. One is finished and we'll probably have a second within a few months, and the third a few months after that. If you've already bought IMO there's no reason to wait.
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>Is it even finished?
It was finished until the author decided to make more chapters. When Chapter 1 first released it wasn't even called Chapter 1 yet, because it was just the full game at that point and wasn't meant to get a sequel.
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So the point is, you're not gonna get blueballed jumping into it now
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>keep doing his job
How the fuck are you going to get the direct deposit/check
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Meh, I usually don't like the soft fuzzy childhood memory music in this game, like Guard Tree. Don't get me wrong, it fits perfectly in a scene while playing but whenever it comes up in my playlist I just fuck around IRL until it ends (I have all the soundtracks in my playlist) (yes even Buzz). For me, Jester's Pity is the best
https://youtu.be/EVMdW5RgBjo?si=CBqH4NC7DsAEyoEO
Dancing of the Dream Man (or whatever its name was) is a different question though, that shit makes me wanna cry.
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I'm currently drinking a monster ultra and eating a protein bar as my work lunch, I wish I could go on the run and eat people
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There's a monsister under my bed...
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I originally wanted to post a different image but I forgot to change the text.
There are no sluts in this picture.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvdMNuQMslk
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Sad, wonderful story, but he should've made love to Norma before regressing back to retardation. At least she'll remember Charlie fondly.
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This could be interesting. GoT already featured sibling incest through Jaime and Cersei, but that was a clandestine affair. Aegon meanwhile actually married his two sisters; that's them in the image. So we might be getting the first big western movie featuring unapologetic brother-sister coupling (troupling?) front-and-center without the usual caveats.
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How come these threads never talk about the Halloween update? I thought it was a fun scene, but it never gets any mention here
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(((They))) won't represent it in a positive light tho, it seems every single showrunner is to uncle-niece/aunt-nephew what Gurm is to brother sister couples.
Such a wasted chance desu, the Tommen x Myrcella pairing that Jaime fantasized about on the books would have looked really cute and the actors were already dating.
>muh don't fetishize incest
Sure Nemlei, just this once (fuck you, thanks)
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Vamplia biting my neck and not getting a single drop of blood because it all rushed to my cock
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>>563743409
That old man is never finishing the books... I wonder how many years until my mind completely embraces it and starts treating fanfictions as canon or something even more deranged. Who knows, maybe we'll get an anime or something like that in 50 years or so when we're all about to die or dephism has been legalized.
Also my only hope for that travesty of a show is that Aenys and Maegor are Aegon's children. That's it. Pretty low bar but seeing how much (((Hollywood))) loves cuckolding and the way they seem unable to actually read the books except when it benefits their wacky interpretation (in this caste that Rhaenys surrounder herself with handsome artists), who knows.
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I can bet she'd get horny at the Sept of Baelor scene between Jaime and Cersei, which every single male reader that isn't Gurm himself got at least put off by or cheered just because they hated Cersei.
Also, to the anon always talking about rape correction, you are a woman. Please remember that most men don't actually like make up.
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Found it, Jealous Doll
https://youtu.be/kvdMNuQMslk
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BAKE D'NOUVEAU