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/calg/ - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #550 Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)19:41:35 No.563763985 [Reply]▶
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# Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyl ey/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
># News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416 093&emgid=523086940514289223
>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416 093&emgid=537755982024934503
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdI bSI
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Does anyone else think Andrew has a Madonna-Whore complex?
Ashley is the Madonna as she's his fragile and delicate little sister whom he fights himself not to view sexually. Julia on the other hand was the clear whore as Andrew didn't respect her at all; he just used her while his heart was somewhere else.
I think a lot of Andrew's craziness can by explained by him eventually collapsing Ashley into both the Madonna and the whore. The Ashley-Leyley split probably plays a part in this.
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>>563764281
Everyone has Madonna-whore complex. And that's a good thing.
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>>563764281
Do I have a Madonna-whore complex? I'm not asexual or anything but I've always had pure intentions with women and see them as cute instead of sexy, even when I've dated. But my sister isn't cute, she's fucking hot and she's the only woman I've ever felt deliberate lust for.
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>>563742028
>Even Nemlei
She needs to be the first and foremost.
They say never meet your heroes, for they might be literal women...
>>563744729
>huff puff panting during peeping-Tomery
Inaccurate, if I would be peeping on my sister undressing through a comically gigantic keyhole (which I would NEVER do, of course) I would (in Minecraft) would stop all the atoms that form me from vibrating to reduce the chance of making a sound even more.
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>>563765442
Yeah if you want to sex your sister what are you even doing? She's not some hussie, you can't just fuck her like that! Sisters are for admiration.
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CLOUD-KUN I NEED YOU!
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smugshley
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>>563773678
Why is she smugshley?
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>>563774241
>bait
I'll explain it in case you're just autistic, but the image is clearly in good faith. Good faith, in this case, meaning to evoke laughter or nostalgia. Rather than making fun of one side or the other, it depicts an utterly ridiculous scenario of authoritarians (depicted as UN Goyim Patrol Unit 06) enforcing a specific manner of pronunciation on a man who is paranoid and, even if justifiably, mentally disturbed. By making fun of both sides in different but equally absurd ways, it fails to encapsulate any of the points of critique against either side in any substantive way, thus not being offensive to a reasonable person.
I hope this helped.
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https://x.com/i/status/2044883497286865391
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>>563777620
Subtle symbolism
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>>563777270
What if calling bait is the bait
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>open the fucking door andy
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>>563753858
oh god oh fuck
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>>563789580
Ashley stated her name as Harry Dresden, how was she supposed to know it was her daughter and not a shapeshifter?
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>>563788649
that's a big ???
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>>563763985
We like our sisters thick.
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We like our moms thick
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>>563792512
I unironically think my sister would look even better with a pot belly, for better or worse though her stomach remains flat as a board despite weighing around the same as me (and she's way smaller).
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Threadly reminder bratty sisters are ford hardcorepenetration of the anus
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>>563797152
Trvke
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>>563792779
For me, it's this
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I want Julia's feet on my face
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Andrew is sexually attracted to Ashley, right?
But what part of her figure is the most appealing to him? Or is it just the incest kink fetish, and he doesn't actually want her physically?
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>>563809267
Andrew is attracted to Ashley. I think an old fashioned romanticist like him probably likes her legs or "gams" the best. He'll probably buy her stockings to wear during their intimate times.
He has the opposite of an incest fetish. Ashley calling him "big brother" made his dick turn inside out.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ioufdpk8dlaoi8g6.mp4
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>>563809267
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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>>563818497
Not the first time the word cloud has said this
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550719906/#550720496