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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Fresh Season is on until 5/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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Keep it alive.
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>splatfest winner as the OP again despite not doing them for nearly two tears
you owe us a frye and a shiver OP
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raiders news NEVER
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>>563530457
me on the right
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>>563530006
full price
15 hours of gameplay (100% play through)
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>15 hours is bad now
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>>563531095
15 hours for $80 plus tip is bad, yes
this is why i almost exclusively buy multiplayer games
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>>563531009
You'll buy it anyway.
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yeah man

just imagine the tens of thousands of hours you'll have to wait until splatoon 4 comes out

splatoon fans are as bad as pokemon fans
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awful bait
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>>563531009
15 hours with extremely obvious but missed replay value opportunities
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>>563531009
>he wants a 60 hour movie"game"
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>>563532526
Nah I would have wanted them to fix splatoon 3 or release splatoon 4 sooner

I'm just waiting for it to come out they weren't working on Splatoon 4 alongside Raiders so I can laugh.
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>>563532675
>he wants a FOURTH rushed product
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We are just going to ignore that Deep Cut is a criminal organization thats rooted into Spatsville's government and other regions like Inkopolis and they get rewarded with a game of their own? The corruption in Splatoon runs deep. It shouldve been Callie and Marie's game.
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>>563532790
>five years
>rushed
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>>563532817
you've had three entire campaigns, you'll survive
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>>563532817
Yeah we're just going to ignore that lore like the Nogami and splatoon developers do lmao
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>>563532921
What makes you think 4 immediately began development after 3's release?
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>>563533245
For Nogami's sake I hope they did. Do you think all those matchmaking patches are just for the non-Japanese players? Imagine how many people will be playing Splatoon 3 a year from now.
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Frye literally stabbed me twice and choked me with her thighs.
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>>563532817
>implying callie and marie aren't accessories to the same criminal deep state
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>>563533245
Nta but it was some interview or iwata asks that nintendo usually works for future games as soon as one releases. It was probably being worked on while 3 was but not on the same timeline.
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need shiver to violently murder me
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Anyone want to fish a king?
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>>563532526
>60 hour movie"game"
aka 15 hours of actual content and then the rest is cutscenes and visual novel segments, so it's still a 15 hour game
no, we do not want a 15 hour game
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>>563532526
>if you want more content that means it MUST be bad boring not-good content
shalom
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>>563534487
No.
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>>563535586
i do not think Splatoon is the type of game that can provide more than 20 hours of good singleplayer content
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>>563530457
these are Cuttlefish ramblings from his blog btw
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>the SPINOFF will play exactly like the main game
dumb fucks
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>>563537342
it's still a shooter with ink mechanics
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i bet it's going to have roguelite-style explore/scavenge/extraction missions to map out the islands and collect resources to build up your home base a la Fortnite Save The World to defend against periodic Salmon Run wave assaults
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>>563537342
>>563537431
Or how about we just dont know to say for certain?
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There's simply not enough revealed to even properly judge Raiders.
We need a second trailer so people can at least doompost accurately.
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>>563537987
them reserving the slightest bit of information until right before the game releases is enough reason to doompost. they did this shit with side order and it was not worth the wait at all
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We never got a remake of splat1 campaign and now it's stuck on wii u :( it should've come with the inkopolis expansion
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>>563538281
It really isn't.
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>>563537987
yeah, there wasn't even a gameplay reveal
in a trailer for a videogame
it's like making a car reveal trailer without showing the car
...wait
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>>563538281
bananza had a 3 month reveal to launch period and it was a goty contender
marketing doesn't mean shit for nintendo
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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>>563538336
suppose it's not as easy as you'd potentially hope to backport all the older stats and esp. some of the stages which kinda want you to use the map on the gamepad
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>>563539271
>and it was a goty contender
the year was that shit, yes
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>>563540772
>moving the goalpost
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Eqg1WbXhMdo?si=_cRIaLu-nzaaX6-Z
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>>563541239
we don't want raiders to be a goty contender in a shit year, we want it to be a goty winner in a fucked stacked one
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>>563541239
different anon, and those are the Mario Odyssey devs, we have the splatoon 3 devs. they've not earned the benefit of the doubt
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Might play some splatoon and get mad.
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>>563542558
the splatoon devs are good at singleplayer even when it's a multiplayer game
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>>563531983
what
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>>563550728
low quality bait that doesn't deserve a (You), ignore it
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>>563531983
do you only play splatoon.
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how would you buff screen
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>>563553695
make it global
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>>563553695
i wouldn't, it's perfect as-is
i'd nerf the more powerful specials instead
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>>563553695
Allies can see through but enemies can't. You can throw three screens. Screens fall and paint the ground when they die.
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>>563553695
remove the effect you get from it and replace it with something else, literally as simple as that.
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>>563553695
you don't get a target confirmation on enemies behind the screen
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>>563553914
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>>563553695
Get rid of the gaps in it so you can't see through it. Half of the time, using it to block the sightlines of long-range weapons doesn't even work properly.
Also, make it so squid rolling through it doesn't parry the 40 damage. As it stands, charging through an enemy screen is barely a risk since you can just tank it for free.
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>>563116202
teehee draw me I stole signature outfits of /ink/ers like how the mormon tourist stole from prochara
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>>563553695
75% transparency for teammates
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>>563554997
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>>563556368
now make them kiss
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anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
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>>563563437
oops i cant im lied
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oh to suddenly wake up on a sofa in the lobby to a worried woomy asking if i'm ok and that i was out cold for a good while
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Woomy tits on my face
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>3 days until woomydachi life
I'm just gonna ask, is anybody planning to make an /ink/ island? I'd do it but no capture card
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>>563529323
OP see >>563529509
you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
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>>563565820
You can still transfer screenshots and clips to PC with USB.
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>>563566017
pc is 20 year old potato, basically just extra storage space
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In an hour I'm gonna drink some Matcha with Marie.
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>>563566537
I've been thinking about this, but how much would Big Man eat? He's flat but he's also way bigger than any other idol.
Frye apparently eats so much even Big Man is taken aback, which could mean absolutely nothing if Big Man doesn't eat a lot to begin with.
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veemo butt on my face
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>>563553695
Enemies passing through the wall are marked for at minimum the full duration of the wall. Enemy shots passing through the wall lose half their power.
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>>563566363
Based w7 god
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Yebby will become real in two days.
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>>563568443
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>>563566817
Sunken Scrolls show Big Man is a light eater.
Frye is a very active woomy she needs all that food.
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>>563569996
this doesn't look that light, or well depending on if he ate whatever was in that empty plate
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>>563570223
The text for #12 was
>The Manta Clan's Early-Morning Ritual
After careful grooming of their pectoral fins, the family gathers for their favorite breakfast. This unique plankton dish, a family recipe passed down across generations, is said to enhance the mind, body, and bodily toxins."
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>>563570412
they must eat a ton of plankton
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>>563568443
They never fixed that expression to not look retarded lol
It looks correct when taking photos in Callie's pose on a float
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What could possibly justify blasters one shotting on contact.
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>>563575480
funny
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The Matcha was good.

Marie told me to add strawberries with it next time.
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Hydra
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woomy shaking off excess ink like a wet dog
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I watched Woomy game s1. There were no woomies in it.
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with how chaotic the game is supposed to be, it's not very chaotic in terms of fashion desu
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>>563584780
>still no crop tops or shirt knot styles
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>>563585379
>no mesh shirts either
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woomy?
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>>563588232
yes, rico, woomy
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splatatatat SPLATOON
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>>563565820
No woomies for my island.
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>>563585728
there is a mesh shirt though
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>>563594454
worn over a regular shirt, doesn't count
can't see yebby nipples
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>>563584780
>ai slop
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>>563593714
I hack your Switch and add 20 yebbies.
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>>563595839
Waddafugg!!
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>>563565820
i'd like to, but i'm no artist
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>>563565820
If nobody else is doing it, I'll make a separate file on my jap account just for /ink/, just don't expect videos.
Anyone wants in, post ceph, name, and dating preferences
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>563598235
okay
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>>563599258
dang i wasn't paying attention, still interested? ill open a room
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More than a woomy
More than a woomy to me
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GGs a
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ggs foxhands
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>>563602987
Sex goblina
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Short open?
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>>563553695
Literally just make it 80% transparent to allies and 100% opaque to enemies. You know, like it fucking should have been to begin with.
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1 king quick salmon?
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>>563613375
>>563553914
you do realise that this kind of insurmountable information advantage would be both stupidly strong and extremely cancerous to play against
there's a reason smoke grenades are almost always symmetrical
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>>563614159
Using a special weapon gives you an advantage over the enemy team? oh nononono we can't have that...
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>>563614159
Smoke grenades are symmetrical because it's "realistic". Screens aren't. As screens are now, there's no reason to ever run them.
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>>563614147
Yeah I’ll join
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>>563614236
the benchmark of "an advantage" is ink storm. see-through screen would be almost on par with 3's top bullshit specials power-wise while being a low-cmmitment special, and a head above the rest in terms of tilt potential. even if you want specials to be win buttons and not tools, this ain't it.it would be extremely unfun.
>>563614379
unrealistic games do it too.
there's no reason to run screen because it's a special that requires setup and forethought in a game with ones that just kill on button press. remove top specials and nuanced stuff will have a place.
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>>563614585
goin up
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Thinking about crusty sean’s
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Whoomy?
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GGs
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ggggggs salami! great king was fun
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>563597506
i'd like to but it appears there's no interest, that sucks.
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My woomy watched the avatar aang movie and loved it.
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Oh my Woomy
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Oh my Veemo
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slom anyone?
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slosh moe
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thank you ngmi very cool
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Not enough players. Please try again!
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out fucking skilled
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>win two
>sent to the flar queue and lose three
lol
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>>563643448
I've been in the flar queue for four days now. I get overall splatter/enemy splatter and gold medals for objectives and I'm still losing. Doesn't matter what I do the enemy team is 90% of the time better than mine.

Currently have a 12-37 win rate. I guess the game is telling me to quit playing.
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>>563643448
>>563645575
wait for the splatfest tourists to go away
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Grand Festival was nearly 2 years ago.
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>>563645679
Doesn’t that usually happen right after the fest ends?
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>>563636879
i love people who don't realise that blobs' initial trajectory is almost the same as slosher's slosh and assume they are safe with inkjet or on grates
and also people who do so against explosher, like they won't just get directed twice in a row
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test woomy please ignore
is posting slow as fuck for everyone?
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>>563651249
Entire site has been slow since yesterday, yeah.
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reminder that flar is shitter cope
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And then there’s Player on your team
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reminder that fwar is winner cope
it's not matchmaking's fault, you're just literally too good for the game
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https://youtu.be/6TZXmK4GfxI
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>>563636165
this type of shit right here, exactly why I dropped this game
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is it coded in their genes or what?
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gonna woom soon
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>>563661679
god i hope one of the boys is a black octoling
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>>563661679
this actually just killed any interest i had in this game, what the fuck man
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>>563661906
he's not making an extra model lmao
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>>563661679
I hope Nintendo DMCAs him again.
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>>563662286
damn

black octos cucking white inklings is the best
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>>563662189
you can turn it off
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>>563661679
>WHAT? some RANDOM yeb stole FRYE from me and even IMPREGNATED her? she's now even quitting deep cut to become a housewife for a random yeb from the STREETS?
>what can I say but catch yaBADABADOO later!
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how do you soften the pain of being in a skill low
as in, when your vision improves but your material skill is still plateu'd so it feels like you're just getting worse
makes me want to give up, i wish i could just not care about getting good
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>>563662419
It shouldn’t be in the game at all.
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>>563661679
It's an incel thing. The difference is that their society has been taught from very young that everything is competitive, so a common cope is that everything in life will come to them easily if they just up their game, that becoming #1 by definition means they take whatever the previous #1 had.
On the surface it seems better adjusted than "I'm not 6ft and my cock is less than 8 inches so I stand no chance because all women are whores" but they're the same aspect, and NTRfaggots are really obnoxious so maybe not.
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>>563662189
i didn't even know of this game's existence (is it that one thing with the shiver talking mp4?) and i shall now keep it this way
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Callie's thicc summer floppers
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wakey wakey
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>can't post images because the site is fucky
Pretend I posted a Harmony and captioned it with "cute enemy"
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>>563668301
It took me 3 attempts the 2nd time it posted but nothing changed. Didn't know it worked until post attempt #3 said image already posted.
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>>563661679
He's only following Nogami's vision for Splatoon by incorporating 3's FOMO design in his fangame
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the system testing how many of these it takes for me to dc again huh
i wonder what the averages are like
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get inkstormed
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>>563669308
There's a match predictor for splatoon now?
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>>563669308
what are you whining about now
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Why would you actually play splatoon when you can just daydream about fondling woomveem suction cups instead
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>>563669550
because I'm not a str*ightoid like you
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>>563669767
you have HIV
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>>563669421
The new Inksight tool allows you to input an uploaded replay and have it analyzed. Turns out Nintendo left a lot of hidden data like match predictions in replay files.
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>>563669550
I haven't played any splatoon in over 3 years, I just enter this thread to post stupid woomy related things and look at the cute images
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>>563669892
you have AIDS and 18 years of child support to pay
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i've got a woomy
no you can't see her
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>>563671217
oh no im blind
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>>563670558
>nintendo left match prediction
doesn't understand what he's using award
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>>563671217
yeah, you gotta post her once image uploads are fixed
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>>563671498
poor wittle guy afwaid flar and fwar can be proven true huh
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>>563670558
it's not "match predictions" per se, it's just using the average MMR values to predict match results, since the MMR values are glicko2-based you can make general assumptions. not very useful if it's like, "55%" but 80% is a pretty obvious indicator the matchmaker is on the grizz
why nintendo left MMR values and such into replays... who knows
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>>563672316
it doesnt from what i know prove engagement optimized matchmaking exists, just that sometimes you get shit ass matches
most common form of eomm is tilt/sentiment protection that'd mean each player has a per-session score indicating their likely sentiment, where close wins give the most positive sentiment, and distant losses give the most negative sentiment, and the system tries to avoid giving matches that will put the player sentiment below an expected point they might tilt
but even that is conjecture in splatoon's case
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Every time I play pvp my selfworth plummets and I consider offing myself.
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>>563673285
This but 24/7
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>>563673247
This is who woomy picks up veemos
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>>563673247
dum woomy gets drunk off of soda
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Sugar rushing Woomy
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https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/2044453196547215837?s=20
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>>563676004
Uh oh... Splatoon on a mainstream twitter account.. Guys... is Splatoon not Cool anymore.......
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https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/2044453196547215837?s=20
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what's more broken splatoon or 4chan's current netcode
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>>563672460
They left it in for data miners to pretend they're badass hackers when in reality they're sore losers who can't handle that they lost a few matches in a row against a weapon that they aren't good at so that's what's been happening here
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>>563678471
anon's mind.
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Woomy?
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>in tears because fwar/flar is real, further cementing splatoon 3 being the worst game in the franchise

you love to see it
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>thing i made up in my mind is happening on this thread right now
kek how delusional are you afktard
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>>563681995
At the very least splatoon 2 had room powers so you could somewhat anticipate a squash match. The lack of that information and aversion to deranking shitters when they don't belong, and making seasons 3 months were all terrible calls.
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Testing, testing, woom two veem.
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Why are we still here, just to suffer?
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>>563684328
>jacinthe
based
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>>563684328
>Yuri
Check
>Masturbating
Check
They'll have a lot in common
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Bluey Splattershot
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>teammates dcs 40 seconds before the match ends while we're winning
$20 a year
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>>563685321
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-products
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>563687309
Wonderful work of art.
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wakey wakey
>>563687919
I could for a minute
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open 2/4
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>>563688102
Are you you?
if not, ill reopen
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>>563688105
Joining
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>>563688461
Yeah that was me, sorry 4chan is stupid today
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>two dcs within a minute but room stays up
>still counted as loss
Fucking A.
>>563688461
Yeah that was me, sorry 4chan is stupid today
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>two dcs within a minute but room stays up
>still counted as loss
Fucking A.
>>563688461
Yeah that was me, sorry 4chan is stupid today
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>>563687919
are you still on? I wanna join
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>>563688461
Can I join?
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>>563688461
May I join?
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>>563688105
Knock
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(Making a test post. Seems I've having connection issues or something)
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>>563688461
Can I join you guys?
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EVERYTHING IS BROKEN TODAY

>two dcs within a minute but room stays up
>still counted as loss
Fucking A.
>>563688461
Yeah that was me, sorry 4chan is stupid today
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>>563688461
Are you guys still going?
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>>563688105
Open up.
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>>563688461
You guys got space for one more?
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test
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incompetent fucking owners
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>/ink/ finally has enough people for a full open lobby
>website dies
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GGs Y
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>thread finally updates after I finish an X
>a gorillion (You)s for one post
>the joinable rooms are already closed
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Rip, maybe next time Y and SH, website is fucking retarded
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>>563690046
Yebby sexo.
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GGs SH, sorry I bailed out before end of rot, but that was a nice high(er) note to end on
>pic
lol
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Nevertheless
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GGs openers
sorry to anyone who wanted to join and couldn't
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I wish there were better alternatives to this godforsaken shithole that aren't also dead as fuck.
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>>563691059
There was that large social media platform but those don't always turn out good
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I wish i was dancing with hot babes
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this but with woomies
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Bummed out that I won't be there for this Saturday's pb.

Need to earn some extra coins for a future with Marie
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>>563692164
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That's a very small sample size, but looks like you get penalty points like for a loss when someone from your open room DCs, regardless of the DC reason?
>in b4 this is the fifth copy of this post
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oh god there's two of them
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>>563693526
you dont get penalty points for a loss in general right, do you
in series you get a penalty in that you dont get any badges so 0p for that loss
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>>563693526
>penalty points
huh
yeah like the other anon said, the only "dc penalty" I noticed is if you dc in series, you don't get medals and thus get 0 points for that match
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Oddly satisfying, like popping bubble wrap
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>>563694437
oh my god hes blobbing
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>>563694015
>>563694335
I meant in Open. When DC was someone from our room it counted as defeat and got -13p. When DC was a rando it counted as draw and 0p.
The former happened twice (bizarrely right when 4chan started shitting itself again). I didn't keep track if it burned a food ticket or not, but wouldn't be surprised if it did.
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>>563696029
oh yeah, if someone from your party DCs it acts like you DCing
- if in the first minute, you get a different error message and it counts as a loss
- otherwise, you are exempt from the "not a loss because a player left"
this is to avoid someone being the "dc guy" to let one person climb uncontested
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I wonder if they'll remove the Tentatek division in an update
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>>563697057
Nah they are doing something much better
They will remove yebby in the update.
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keep yeby, delet ock
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>forced meme
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>>563697834
NO!!
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>>563697834
but then who will callie jet squelch
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>>563699053
ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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how do you figure out concretely what to improve at?
because "just get better aim" "just get better positioning" is discouragingly hard to apply advice when you're bashing head against wall
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woomy
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>>563702967
Watching replays or posting them for other people to review. Ultimately it boils down to looking at how you died, what you were doing when you died, what could you have done if anything to prevent your death, what was the enemy doing before you died, what was the game state like, what were the other players that weren't directly involved in your death doing, what were the rest of the players doing, and finding a couple things to improve.
A general thing would be adapting to players as the match goes on. I didn't think this person would hit this. The second time it came around I realized I was going to make the same mistake and ended up with a trade instead.
You could also apply review to something common like respawning, superjumping and getting splatted when you land. There are times where it's fine to risk a death if it means pushing the objective when it's 2v4 but there are times when it's 3v3 and your team doesn't have enough ground covered to safely jump in so it's best to do it the slow way.
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Not him but kind of related, I wrote this earlier during open and it feels a bit silly to post it now but whatever.
>I wish everyone would not outrange, outmaneuver and outpaint me for a match or two.
>Yeah I'm feeding like a retard, but I honestly don't know what else to do, other than to pick my nose in the base.
>Also which button do I press to make kraken stick to the tower like it's superglued (like every time the enemy uses it), because whenever I try it it feels like the enemy only needs to fart in my general direction to blow me off of it.
Shit like webm related tilts the living fuck out of me, and that's only a few examples from today that I felt angry enough to capture. (I swear I wasn't throwing SH, I'm just retarded I guess).
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>>563702967
look at the map and plan ahead
learn to make risky plays

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just tardrush bwo that's what soda's for
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>everyone is playing pokopia, tomodachi wife or animal crossing
i wonder what creates so much overlap between splat's community and comfyge community
you'd think a competitive strategic shooter would be alien to comfybots' entire modus operandi
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apartments soon(tm) trust me bro my nintendo works at uncle
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>>563696556
>this is to avoid someone being the "dc guy" to let one person climb uncontested
Once again we can't have nice things because of cheaters
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>japanese players afking their games now

lmao
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>>563716935
The overlap is Nintendo and cute. Splatoon is also pretty casual for a PvP game.
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>hey this guy in on a four game loss streak what should we do
>put him on a team with 2 eliters against a team with no backliners lmao

man why did splatoon 3 die bros???
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splatoons are cute?
proof?
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>>563716935
playing splatoon rots the brain no matter if you're good or bad, you need something that requires very little brain input to wind down
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>>563712719
Pre-Crisis Splat Tim?
>>563719649
Cute Splatoons
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>>563716935
Even since Splat1, I've found Splatoon to be comfy. Less so in Splat3 though.
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>>563718181
they probably had an earthquake and had to leave
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>>563554997
>>563556368
teehee give me more art you cucks
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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I have been creating miis for the last 10 hours straight, no time for splatoon
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>>563735645
post all of them
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and i say
[wo-o-o-omy!]
[wo-o-my!]
i say [woo]
what's [woomy!] on?
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>>563735645
They better be wooms, veems, and everything in Betweems.
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My attempt at balancing stingray with a new special.
>more damage but no shockwave
>pencil range
>still pierces through terrain
>have to place a hydrant for it to activate like with cooler
>hydrant can be destroyed by opponents shooting it or colliding with terrain
I know people didn't like it in 2 but the devs are intent on having a long range beam special for both pvp and salmon run.
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>>563739719
nah, we should just make it a main weapon
a charger that has two charge rings, first ring is a regular charger except slightly shit range/charge ratio like goob's full charge, second ring is 3 full seconds of charge to get a beeeeam
pierces everything including armor, no shockwave, splat charger range and just enough duration to kill one dood, mostly used for finishing people off and for displacement
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>>563742145
In this general, only the middle Marie is canon.
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>>563742145
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>>563746652
I do not care for this model
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>>563716935
splatoon is a cute custom character creator with a multiplayer shooter as a bonus
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>>563716935
Customization is generally fun.
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raiders news never
splatoon 4 never
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>>563715507
>didn't see a single person until you already won
Fwar queue
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Short open?
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>>563752315
K.
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>>563750539
its fine

both games will sell like shit anyway

but the cope will be "it's a spin off of course it wouldn't sell as well as splatoon 3" i wonder what excuse they'll use when 4 sells less too
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>>563752472
Opening now.
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>>563752560
this is like the next level of doomerism
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2/4, (You) etc
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>>563752560
retard
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>>563752858
Joining
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>>563753230
Opening next game.
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GGs open
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GGs open, thanks for joining.
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GGs open.
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>>563752560
kino levels of doom
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Hope is cope.
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^Dope
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taupe
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mullet wooms
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lesbian sex with my flat adult wife shiver
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my woomies moved in together, one of them is crushing hard on the other
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>>563761389
my cephs became sweethearts, fought, made up, and moved in with each other in the span of 3 hours
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>There’s no universally recognized term for a group of squid in scientific literature, but the official collective noun for squid is actually "a shoal of squid.
Nah Im calling it a woomy of squid.
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why am I being matched up with full teams of JP players
it's like 4am over there
wtf
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>>563764028
Aint no rest for the woomy
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>>563763974
why do you think the shoal is called that?
have you ever been to the shoal?
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I will be disappointed if the villain of raiders isn't Lil Judd.
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>>563765367
He's going to be the villain for S4 Raiders will have someone new
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>>563771293
Commander Tartar 2, also known as Vinny Gar.
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The splat manga is taking another break that means they are getting ready for Raiders just like they took a break when 3 was announced.
Raiders late 26 or early 27
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>>563772035
how long was the break
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Commander DarDar (Neon version) secret boss confirmed for raiders.
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>>563773056
Break was from Nov 21 to Sept 22
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>>563773852
Meant for >>563772189
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>>563772024
Instead of fresh-speak he talks like an italian stereotype complete with "EYYYYYYYYY I'M INKIN' HERE-AH!"
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>>563773852
>>563774045
fuck i really do not want to wait another year for raiders
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But is it a unique thing or will it just be Hero Mode: Extended Edition.
It better have every idol and Sheldon better be in it and Craig better be rehydrated.
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>>563774489
already confirmed to be coming this summer
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>>563775286
Then I demand a direct by next month at the earliest.
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>>563775286
fuckin better be
all i have to play is salmon run and unicorn overlord
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>>563775353
>>563775571
you better hope the july 30th game is splatoon raiders and not fire emblem
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>>563775831
It's always fucking fire emblem. We get nothing.
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>>563775831
fire emblem is slop, i need raiders and splat4 and xenoblade 4 and duskbloods as soon as possible
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>>563775286
I keep hearing you say that but I don't see it up for preorder anywhere
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>>563776916
nintendo is for some reason keeping their cards close, there's a june game that they need to announce but they haven't yet, i'm assuming it'll be next week before golden week
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>>563772035
>late 26 instead of summer 26
jesus christ the switch 2 has fucking nothing
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>>563778660
do you rike it?
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>>563777259
We shall see but I have zero expectations about next week. That way if it is announced excellent if not well can't be disappointed when I expected nothing.
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current salmon map + weapon is giga ass
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>563779912
it'd be fun with practically anything instead of a nozzlenose
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>>563780018
I could play for a while if the offer is still up.
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>>563782617
yep, opening now
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>>563779912
I won 5 out of 18, I gave up on the boss
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>>563782435
Heh
Why Callie look so flat?
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>>563783967
We have never seen this ditz use a roller. I don't even think she can use it, it's all for show.
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>dc
That's it. My connection's been spotty this week. GGs.
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>>563785516
GGs, sucks to hear that.
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>>563785516
GGs f
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>>563783967
Callie Day is so forced.
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>>563785721
All of these are, Marie's is the only one that's somewhat natural-sounding and it's merely aping Mario Day so it's not even original.
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>>563785721
i really enjoy the concept of c4ll13 day because callie and marie have the same vowels so it just makes no sense at all
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GGs b
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>>563787697
GGs.
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Quick King anyone?
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>>563786451
fryeday is the only one to be official recognized ingame.
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>>563787912
I’ll battle a king
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>>563788161
Room up
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>>563787912
Haven't slommed in a minute, I'll join.
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>slom
no way fag
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3/4
>>563788336
>>563788161
Nice!
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I sold my copy of sploon 3
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>>563788603
ok
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>>563787914
Everybody's Russian
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>>563788512
Open up when (You) can.
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>>563788823
Open
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GGs good kill.
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GGs! Joe got got in the nick of time.
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>>563788161
>>563788336
>>563788823
GGs! Quick and easy!
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>>563788603
this implies you found a buyer
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How's everyone's night so far?
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>>563795142
Woomy!
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>>563795142
woomy...
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>>563795142
Veemo.
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>>563795142
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Looks like I got you
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Man, it does not feel like there's enough time in the day for both splatting and practicing drawing.

I want to splat wooms but I also want to draw them.

Should I draw or play
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>>563801310
>reddit spacing
you should go back
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>>563801310
Draw.
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>>563801384
Splat me, I like spacing
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>>563801310
Draw, for your own sake.
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>>563801764
but both make me happy
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>>563801310
teehee you should draw me give me free drawings >>563554997
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>>563801912
Why didn’t you like the AI art reply.
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Why do I feel like Takoboys have the added benefit of being cute while also being sexy
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i wish i was good enough to draw yebbies getting dommed by takozonesu but i can only draw 3/4th pose looking_at_viewer
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>>563805348
xx [Comfort (You) Zone]
-> [Comfort Zone] (You)
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>>563802074
teehee i do i want more art i deserve it more than other /ink/ers in here since I steal their signature outfits
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>>563805494
oh to be comforted by takozonesu
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Why is Bloblobber so fucking bad in Salmon Run? It should be good DPS or clearance but it can't do fucking anything. The shot hitbox is tiny for actually doing damage yet it clanks and gets eaten by everything. The ink efficiency is only decent. The whole rotation sucks but Blob is the one weapon that feels like it should be good.
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>>563807325
It's perfect for taking down lids without making it a chore. And reviving when it's crowded or without line of sight.
Not much else tho.
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>>563808629
It's perfect... perfect dogshit that's for sure

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