1st for (You)

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>>563616817
Choose your fighter.

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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241957113998/76561198066017633

>>563617240
>fishnets on null cipher
fucking slut

>>563616918
>it wont be added because it requires swedes to work
fuck this shitty ass game

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>>563617240
>that waistline on the cipher

>>563617240
>even waited for the head scratch animation to get the arm out of the way
well done

>>563617228
Please don't type "( You )", (without the spaces) it makes it harder for me when I ctrl+f to try and find replies to my posts

>>563617270
merged with
>>563617275
4/4

>>563617240
Yeah the medic armor might be a little bigger but Cipher has an ass crack I'd happily tongue honey out of.

2nd for (You)

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>>563617240
I think unfortunately, clinician has finally been dethroned. Both have their plapping certification though.

>>563617240
decisions, decisions.......
fuck.
idk which one is better...
cipher's passive is so ass (ha!) tho the medic passive is clearly superior.

>Not even a balance update this week
:(

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>>563616612
35% is (slightly more than) 50% of 65%, so going from 65% to 100% is (roughly) a 50% increase.

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hype status?

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I should have let the autocannon handle it

I hate coomers so much

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>>563618360
>hollywood adaptation of a video game
it will be shit
>but-
shit

>>563618360
>starring jason mamoa
confirmed dead before arrival. a helldivers movie requires an actor that is okay with having their face covered the entire time.

>>563618360
https://litter.catbox.moe/7qim3kvds75k62hf.mp3
early leak, except jason mamoa is gonna fuck it up badly.

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>>563618627

So did steam update as well for this supposed console only update?

sex with bots

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>>563618360
>snoy picture
>talentless + rangeless lead only there for name recognition
>talentless director
>talentless writer
>production company only exists to turn IPs into cheap schlock
irredeemable garbage and it hasn't even been made yet. won't be seeing it. $25M box office maximum on reddit viewership alone. sub 40% on rotten tomatoes.

>>563618360
this is a joke right?
like a late april fools one?

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>independence bringer is supposed to be a short cape
>still reaches down to your kneepits

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>>563618514
t. swede

wow let me post more tasteless garbage, that will show him!!!

>>563618360
Having recently watched Stargate: Atlantis I don't see any reason why Momoa couldn't play the "generic soldier dude surviving impossible odds" role again.
All he'd need is a haircut, wear a helmet, and a script writer that's good.
I hope this is fake and that I've been baited.

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>Heavy Gas armor
>Gasnades, Nade Pistol, Flamer Primary
>Orbital Gas Strike, Hot Dog, De-escalator
Now i just need something to deal with Bile Titans...
I'd use the Railcannon if it had a lower cooldown, and using EATs always feels gay as substitute ATs

>>563619870
have a dedicated recoiless guy like me :3

>>563619870
the harpoon gun

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>>563619819
>and a script writer that's good
anon, I...

>spent more time finding a mission than playing it
Don't know, there is always some bullshit going on when I drop and the Cyborgs with Incineration Corp. doesn't make it any better.

>>563619870
You can shoot bile titans with the flamethrower and they die relatively quickly.

>>563619819
>All he'd need is to wear a helmet,
asking an actor to not have his face visible for the entire movie is like asking for a fucking miracle

Been using the M90A on bots recently, it feels a bit underpowered at times but that could've been a skill issue on my end

>>563620312
>"Oh man I don't have too much time to host a /hdg/ lobby, lemme just play with randoms"
>spend 7 minutes looking for a somewhat "good" mission (e.g. no sub lvl 30s on D10 marfark)
>join a lobby with 2 reinforcements
>painfully slog through 10 minutes barely making it as pubbies just waste any reinforcements we
>die to vox pilot catapult
>MISSION FAILED

Would have had a literal better experience just hosting here and waiting 10 minutes to fill up.
Lesson learned...

>>563620397
you are right the halo warbond got super cucked

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They know the MO is over right? I didn't expect people to willingly continue subjecting themselves to borg+incel corps cbt

>>563620397
shotguns are bug weapons and m90a doubly so

>>563617240
>clinician not at a perfect side-profile angle
Fighting for every little advantage are we stealthfags?

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>>563620235
I know, I know.
>>563620384
I thought general audiences were too busy looking at their phones, so now would be the perfect time to be the break-out faceless actor.
I don't think they'd have to wear the helmet the whole time either. Something like the intro to the game, shave and a haircut, then frozen into the pods. Helmets are removed for closeup shots of death scenes, which is where all the emotion is anyways, right?
It's not gonna happen. I'm morbidly curious.

>>563620084
I'd agree but MY DE-ESCALATOR
I might honestly swap the De-escalator for it, will see how it goes
>>563620368
Not quite, the primary flamethrowers range is barely enough to hit it when you're in melee range, and they'll just spam their stomps then, making it really annoying

>>563621010
the helmet is non negotiable, like judge dredd or master chief.
oh look the two instances of adaptations for those where the actor playing dredd or master chief took their helmets off to show their face were dogshit while the one adaptation that had the actor keep the fucking helmet on was great

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>>563621217
>the helmet is non negotiable
In an ideal world, yeah. Or the movie just wouldn't get made in general.

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>>563617275

>>563621328
I'd prefer the movie never get made. no movie at all is preferable to a horrible soulless cash grab movie that has zero respect for the source material or the audience

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>>563617275

The fact that Jason Momoa was even considered for a part is a testament to how shit the movie is going to be. The man is in the same realm of poison as Jared Leto or Dwayne Johnson, albeit not on the same level as Leto.

>>563621457
I hope the movie gets made and is universally panned so that Arrowhead has an aneurysm

>>563621217
stallone dredd was fine you massive faggot
2012 dredd is fucking slop that should have been more like the 2000AD comics
The biker judge outfit and lawmaster looked like utter shit and i will die on this hill

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>>563621884
Pic related, it's you.

>>563621814
>movie gets made
>full of girl boss lesbians of color
>all white dudes are beta and get cucked/ killed
>produced by Jerry Judensteinstein
>/hdg/ will pay to see it multiple times

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>>563616749
Koreans made a comprehensive analysis of the cut Illuminate Cultists.
https://arca.live/b/helldivers2/167454658
I like the whip-cracking Zealot. I'd enjoy tearing off those robes and ravaging her.

>>563622221
no one here even pays for SC, what makes you think anyone here would pay to see a movie that's 5/10 at best

>>563622256
Absolutely insane that they would go to such effort and scrap it all back to zero. After seeing what we got for squids/voteless/fleshmobs, seeing warstriders, seeing voxes, seeing rupture strain, what could possibly have been so 'wrong' about these near finished assets that they didn't want them in the game?

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lobby bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241964367073/76561198088743

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>>563622256
>literally whipping slaves
But I thought Super Earth was le bad and the Illuminate were heckin' wholesome chungus?

>>563619618
good taste

>>563622256
Just let it go man

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>>563622256
They made the illuminate zombies instead of all this cool shit. They must be the biggest retards in all of sweden.

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>>563622256
I wish we could fight these fuckers so bad
That they actually have good AI like cyborgs just makes it more painful
SWEDEN DELENDA EST

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>>563617470
I am aware.

>>563622537
fvll

>>563622256
>>563622520
>>563622664
>>563622678
>"waaah cultist are scrapped"
>still no proof practically a year after claiming they're removed
are u all retarded

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>>563622579
The plasma whip isn't for the little squiggers, it's for uppity Hellchuds like (You).

>>563621814
even if it's panned, it serves as a tax writeoff, and they get to keep their income from other sources while writing off the movie as a loss
movies with big budgets and big studios behind them literally cannot fail
for them, losing is winning, and winning is winning

>>563622847
>WHITE aliens whipping BLACK helldivers
omg. i knew sweden was nazis. this confirms it.

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>my dogshit meme shotgun ricochets off a warrior and shoots my teammate in the head
Our armor really is made of styrofoam.

>>563622839
If the shitty translation is to be believed, most if not all of that stuff is from pre-release versions of the game, so they've been sitting on all that for 2 years now while releasing garbage like vox and rupture that were likely made post-launch (by outsourcing). My guess is they ran out of time, got the game playable, fired 90% of their staff, and cut the cult stuff because the people that built all that and knew how to finish it no longer worked there.

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>>563622847
Can't wait for the sensual screams of leandivers as their shapely rears are spanked repeatedly.

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>>563622256
>*PING* *PING* *PING*
>MISSING MIDDLE

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/a/aa/Vo_razor_raz_kill_09.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201018152418

>>563622963
>tfw no hard raceplay with my squigger wife
Fuck this gay super earth.

>>563622429
NEETs with mommy's allowance to burn and no qt gf or real job to get in the way of their beloved swedish explosionliberty slop

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>>563623252
Sometimes when someone gets left behind at extract you can hear their now invincible character screaming non-stop as enemies still attack them during the extraction cutscene. It's funny and I wish I recorded it.

>>563620565
playing with /hdg/ is such a snoozefest. the game isn't even hard and players in this general are the most competent players of the game. I'd rather dive with pubs and see what bullshit can happen

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>>563622815
>aware

>>563623071
>helldivers wear armor
>av0: unarmored
?????
swedes?!

>De-Escalator can kill tanks and cannons from the front
>Can also kill Hulks and even War Striders from the front but it's a little less consistent because the arcs have to beam the weakpoints
Alright, I'm sold on the thing on the bot front.

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>>563623573
meanwhile, SEAF:

>>563620084
It doesn't work for against bile titans very well

>>563623686
De-Escalator is a straight upgrade to the regular grenade launcher, don't let any nigger tell you otherwise. But in exchange you've got to deal with the (still) dogshit reload speed.

>>563622929
arrowhead isn't seeing a single krona from this movie lol
idgaf about snoy's tax semitics

>>563623501
more buzzwords next time please

>>563624415
no izzat for you, Darsheel

the 'dit said we can take marfark still

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>>563624630
thank you

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>>563624630
>Darsheel

game is pretty fun, wish that i could see enemy armor levels in-game though

Do not redeem my reinforcement, saars.... My izzat...... is too low. I am finish...

>>563622256
They're not cut. Retard. You'll see.

>>563622537
I crashed, on god

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>>563617240
>>563619618
My brain is chemically dependent on armored women.

>>563622537
2/4

>>563626541
>make a whole faction complete with tons of enemies, they're at a point where they're pretty much 90% functional, even has the harvester we eventually did get
>decide to not put them in the game
>don't release them 10 months later when you release the illuminate, have completely new enemies instead
>don't release them for the second big squid subfaction update
>don't release them for 2, and probably not 3 years at this rate
cope harder faggot, they cut them for the release of the game, just because they MIGHT bring them back in years later down the line doesn't mean they didn't get cut

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>bugs with heads
>slow
>can call in breaches
>can call in alpha warriors

>bugs without heads
>fast as fuck
>perfect tracking
>can clearly still hear, see and smell perfectly fine
>sanic fast attack rate
>can call in breaches
>can call in alpha warriors

Why do bugs even bother with heads? They're nothing but power limiters and weakpoints for bleedouts. Headless bug strain when?

>>563622537
failed

>>563622537
new link steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241969674345/76561198088743

>>563627159
fvll

>>563626669
Jar

Every random host I've encountered brings the Booster to extract quickly, even to exterminate missions.

>>563626669
I would unironically buy this

>>563627421
Dominator
>>563627625
Can you blame them? Remember that time last year, I think when the ODST bond dropped, that squids had a modifier on their planet(s) that made extraction take like 2x-3x as long?

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>>563627748
>squids had 6 minute extraction timers and because half the time enemies don't even spawn because it's too close to the map edge you'd just sit around for 6 minutes doing nothing
yes I remember. arrowhead is filled with absolute retards

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D10
bot or bug

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241971386905/76561197999417031

>>563622839
>supposedly totally still coming faction still not in the game a year later
holy copium

>>563628248
3/4

>>563626986
Democracy is Truth, and the advantages of being Free of Thought is Universal.
Which is why we cannot afford the bugs to live. They are utilizing headless technology against Super Earth. They know too much, so they must be destroyed.

>>563627748
5

>>563628248
full

Meanwhile, (You)

Option to hide completed Warbonds when?

>>563622847
>HELLNIGGER SPOTTED. I REPEAT, HELLNIGGER SPOTTED ON SACRED SQU'ITH SOIL
>DEPLOYING THE PSYCHIC WHIP TO TRANSMIT THE N-WORD DIRECTLY INTO THIS SIMIAN APE'S MIND.

>>563625301
underrated post

>>563628575
but they already get auto-sorted so that warbonds with thing left to unlock are always above those that are finished

>>563622256
Hoping the Koreans take over the leaking business because the Western leakers like Irons1ght and his orbiters are fucking cliquey faggots

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>>563628248
plapping cute thiccdivers (female)
>>563628845
my man

>2 years old now
>still haven't fixed the SSSD call in bug
and there are people that mald about the guys cheating in super creds.

>>563628943
Gooks may not have discord cliques but they are extremely mentally unstable and tend to crash out and nuke their online presence with shocking regularity.

>>563629110
If you mean the air control tower, its because some retard blew up the tower with a hellbomb or similar demo force before activating the objective. Never ever let any faggot near it when doing this

>>563629250
so
essentially they do have discord cliques

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>>563628943
They wouldn't have lasted in this state.

>>563629359
no, it's because some retard at arrowhead hasn't fixed the fucking bug that bricks the objective if you don't do it in the correct order

I don't like the plasma gun aesthetic they've gone for in this game. The loyalist performs well, it just looks like a shitty little dinky scientist pistol you'd see in the hands of a kleiner or an einstein right before they get gibbed by a grenade. It would've been nicer if it was a bit chunkier, kinda like the one from HD1, or like the one you see in Astartes (I am not an autistic warhammer fag I just think it looks cool)

also when do you guys think the captchas are going to stop taking a minute to load and a minute to post?

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>>563629413
>essentially they do have discord cliques
It's more about Koreans being a isolated case of a meltdown like most modders drama. When they crash out, its usually just their stuff. Irons1ght and his discord actively browse other places to shitpost and raid. Know those occasional fake leaks posted? Misinfo to own le epic chuds on reddit and 4chan

>>563630035
these people are such huge faggots, muh 4chan from 17 years ago was nothing like they think it was, not that they were there anyway

>>563617470
>>563628574

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There's nothing more obnoxious than when a Shield Devastator locks in and suddenly unleashes 100,000 watts of searing lasers at your skull after the last dozen couldn't hit a barn.

>>563629965
Never. Hiroshimoot is shutting down half the servers to reduce costs because to him we are just passive income piggies. Which is why he lets RapeApe and his IRC harem rule with an iron fist, he just doesn't care.

All of these warbonds are gay. Where are the cryo weapons?

>>563630848
cryo bout it lol

Does anyone have the arca.live link discussing all the double passive setups with the headless thing?

>>563630640
Maybe he'd actually earn money if 4chan Passes weren't locked behind Bitcoin purchases 90% of the time.

>>563630848
>he wants the warbonds where the weapons would shoot icy white projectiles/particles
>all the other warbonds are the gay ones
I dunno....

>>563630991
Not me, sorry

>join someone's mission
>ship warps to planet
>second clip of ship warping to planet
Why haven't they fixed this

>>563630234
let's not pretend that this website is any better compared to 5 years ago for example
it gets worse every year

>>563631686
that's not unique to this website or to anything in the world today in general. The internet itself is worse altogether, mostly because it's now easily accessible by the retarded masses. They're still huge faggots, they're just being huge faggots in their own little bubble

>>563631907
yeah fair

>>563630848
stun is effectively cryo

>>563631442
>Narrowhead
>Fixing things

i don't get about people still don't understand that arrowhead is effectively retired, the game is on maintenance mode, and the new content is all outsourced. the playerbase beta tests it, and arrowhead maybe does the bare minimum to make sure it doesn't crash on startup

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>>563633709
>make wildly popular game with a live service model
>do the bare minimum with it and instead focus on your next game (maybe), failing to capitalize on your success
people just aren't aware that arrowhead is staffed and run by medically diagnosed morons, anon

>>563634009
it dey cultcha
(division1 swede ptsd)

>>563633709
And only two years into it too...

>No longer down for maintenance!
>takes 5 minutes just to post something
wtf is this site run by AH now too?

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D10
Bots

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241978865530/76561197999417031

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>>563635069
2/4

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>>563634009
>be arrowhead
>make every possible wrong decision after launch
>treat the game like abandonware
>insult everyone who bought the game
>coast for years on reskins and flavor text
>still somehow come out ahead
>reviews 80% positive
>discord trannies and redditors keep throwing money at me
>they don't even care shit's busted and I'll never fix it
>hit the sauna and get a massage every day
>take 6 months of vacation per year
>there's zero incentive to try any harder
>mfw

>>563635069
2/4 get in here chuds we have naked anime bitches or whatever you fags are into

I like how the meta with vox engines is to not actually engage with them and instead delete them instantly with things like the leveler. Really makes you think why.

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>>563635069
2/4 still
We need (You)

>>563635551
i see you, like arrowhead, are also unable to envision a future in which you worked in the game and community's best interest and were rewarded with 200k+ concurrent players paying for stuff and being excited about the game instead of ~50k who don't particularly like you
it's not about them having enough paypigs to coast, it's about them getting an opportunity to make two or three times the amount of money they did while ensuring that their next game is even more popular instead of what I think is most likely, that it'll fail to measure up to their accidental success with this game

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>>563635551
>>563634009
that's because they're fueled by a playerbase of braindead retards that get their dopamine from click=dead and democracy larp... I swear the facebookers and rediittors actually believe in this shit

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>>563635069
fvll

>>563635889
a game for everyone is a game for no one anon

>>563635653
>Requires intelligence and skill to get under them
>"I wonder why the average PvE player can't do this, must be bad design!"
Uh huh.

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>>563636212
>make game for everyone
>WTF, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE THIS!
they're so incompetent that they tried to make a niche game and accidentally made one with wide appeal, then got angry that it was successful and tried their hardest to get people to stop playing

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How would you fix this clunky piece of dogshit?

>>563636375
Either nerf the bots to do less durable damage or buff it's HP to 10,000. Rotating turret with 2 MMGs on the sides for the passengers

>>563636375
Give it better armor so light weapons don't rape it to pieces. Give it a rotating turret and not a fucking casemate design. There it's fixed.

>>563636375
>Teach players what a defilade is
>Teach players what artillery is
>Teach players the concepts of patience
Bastion is OP, HD2 players are just retards. Facts.

>>563636554
>i'd rather have a dogshit weapon i'm locked to than the ability to use my own and throw stratagems
unhinged roleplayer post
>>563636375
just remove all the decorative tidbits ability to transfer dmg to main
it doesn't need anything else

>>563634980
feels that way

>>563636375
make it rotate in place faster (even ww2 tank destroyers did this faster)
make the saddlebags stop transferring damage to main
revert enemies targeting unmanned vehicles and vehicles being carried by pelicans, idk why they did this when vehicles in general are already paper thin pieces of shit that only ever work when everyone is competent

>>563636375
>make it simpler to climb on to
>not put the driver's seat hatch right in front of the main gun
>increase the responsiveness of the treads when turning in place
>let its top speed get up to about 50 km/h
>put an actual mounted MMG or something on the roof

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>>563636337
the giga-grenade will kill me if i try and do the hatch method retard.

>>563636375
remove it and replace it with the bastion from hd1 which is much smaller, has much better armor and mobility, and doesn't have two useless seats that don't even let you ADS when you're in them

>>563637101
>Uses wrong tool
>Blames the tool
Uh huh.

>>563635653
only because your teammates will kill you with their spam

>>563637092
>>563636375
oh yeah and also give planets some fucking terrain that isn't constant rocks or 30m visibility. driving the thing is principally such a pain in the ass because not only are you fighting the controls to turn correctly at a snail's pace you have to snake through all of the random rocks and debris littered everywhere.

>>563635653
Most sane people don't want to deal with the chaff and other vox that will shoot you for fucking around with vents

>>563636375
Pinnacle skill weapon. Problem with buffing it is that it doesn't change the skill level required but makes it even more overpowered for those who are smart enough to use it well.

>>563636375
>>563637557
>accidentally drove onto a 2ft tall rock
>multi-millions dollars tank destroyer stolen
oh right, I would also add a blinking red "RELOAD THE FUCKING MAIN GUN YOU RETARD" indicator so the pub retards don't jump out of the tank after they shot 1 cannon shell

>>563636375
niggers don't even team-reload, just let 1 player pilot it

Go to D3 missions as host until someone low level joins then swap it to d10 after

>>563637924
>no autoloader in a tank in a setting where FTL travel, laser cannons, backpack nukes and plasma weaponry exists
budgetary restrictions
I fucking hate sweden

>>563638056
>muh realism argument
Retarded

>>563638142
kill yourself

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Take note botcucks, this is how bugchads take a planet

Yo mama so fat there's a secondary objective to flip her over using a hellbomb

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>>563638350
Have you tried not losing it in the first place?
And now this is the part where you start having a melty and spamming images to show how not mad you are.

>Another day
>Another series of anons thinking players can "win" or "lose" planets in a linear scripted story
God its boring being smart and surrounded by idiots.

>>563638883
Is the smart in the room with us?

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>>563638883
Careful anon, the botcuck is going to accuse you of being a bugchaser and "pretending to not care about the galactic war because you got BTFO"

>>563638883
this but unironically

I've only played 10 hours and dropped the game a few months ago, is it worth getting back into?

>>563639006
Yes its me. Ask me anything.

>>563639013
I hope so, the best these 'people' can do is serve as entertainment with their low IQ takes.

>>563639013
It's a bit odd it's only the bug front that hasn't had a big community taken planet when the other two did innit?

>>563639065
No

>>563639143
>muh reddit creek
>muh reddit beach
top zozzle

>>563639434
Reddit > 4chan

>>563639143
>squids had 2% of the playerbase and managed to take a planet when bugchasers with 20% of the playerbase haven't
Makes you think.

>>563639065
If you dropped it after only 10 hours it probably isn't for you.

>>563639065
yes, we're just about to get a new warbond
it's gonna likely break some shit, so you might as well get acclimated to the game again before that happens

if there's a /hdg/ lobby, i'm sure anons would be glad to help you out, so don't hesitate to join

>>563639434
Well, doesn't it make you think? You have nothing because your faction is a joke intended for NPC cattle and has been since day 1.

>>563639504
it's two sides to the same shit coin really...
>reddit full of libtard condescending shitheads that think they know it all and band together in their culty community in massive numbers
>4chan is full of doublechin permavirgins that jack off to cartoons and are also condescenfding yet some of them might actually be autistically smart

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>>563639013
>Now hes doing the part where hes spamming images to show how not mad he is
>>563638350
Did the thing

>No video update
WHERE IS THE UPDATE

>>563639661
I do this

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This will be the six millionth time we've made these posts and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

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I'm a simple man.
I see low quality graffiti, I let the truth enforcers know.

Does anyone have that clip of like the laser turret following someone for like 20 seconds

I messed with some settings on my Robutt and now she only speaks Russian. Please help.

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>>563640869
Have you tried hitting it?

Breaker Incendiary is fun

>>563641138
>applies the fire DoT multiple times to the same enemies with less damage per impact, less stagger/stun, etc compared to the cookout
I'm too autismo to take it over the cookout, but if you don't have freedom's flame it's definitely okay to take instead. It looks fucking cool shooting off those phosphorous rounds, especially from a distance. In hindsight I tend to shoot the same enemies a few times with the cookout too so maybe it's not as big of a problem as I'm thinking it is.

whats the update about? i havent opened the game in like a month

>>563620565
>>563623546
Ehhh I don't know, last time I tried to host there were connectivity issues that no one was able to join (open lobby privacy too). There are plenty of nice players here and I don't think I'm on par, I just do mission stuff without much of a thought and with what looks fun to me. Doubt anons here would like that...

>>563641259
To fully utilise a fire weapon you have to just trust that the enemy will die to the DoT before it attacks you. I'd always take the higher stagger option just to be safer. Especially against bugs.

>>563641354
Literally nothing

>>563640083
what 3 months of nothing burger updates does to a mfer
mega factories suck, squids got ONE whole new enemy in a year
next update is mechslop
which will be kino for a few weeks but will become real bland unless we get some vehicle customization along with it

>>563641354
ps5 version got low power mode or smth as an update and all the other branches got an update to make them compatible afaik

also wew my captchas are getting faster

I'm going to start avoiding exterminate terminids missions, shit is a snore fest

>>563641467
they won't mind they're not snobs

>>563635653
Vox engines take far too long to kill "the right way" for it to be worth doing, regardless of how skilled you are. A decent-skilled player can take out three or four factory striders in the time it takes to deal with one Vox Engine - and because they're so slow, dealing with them means staying in one place for a long time. You're not supposed to linger in one place on D10.

>Notice a shit ton of missile sentries littering the mission annihilating everything
>check team stratagems
>nobody took missile sentry
It wasn't even the host but somehow this guy had infinite sentry spam

>>563641959
What are you on about?
Vox engines are way easier to kill.
Factory striders require AT while vox engines are like 3 shots and a frag, and belly rubbing a factory strider is far more work than fragging a vox.

>>563642167
If you'd like to provide video evidence of yourself killing a Vox Engine convoy faster than you can kill a Factory Strider convoy, be my guest.

>>563641959
Stop wasting time with AT weapons, and just mag dump HMG into the treads.

>>563642345
If there is a convoy you can just bring dedicated stratagems.
Factory striders are easier to kill with dedicated stratagems but harder to kill if you don't have anything dedicated to them.
Meanwhile vox engines are the oppisite, where nothing really hard counters them, but also pretty much anything can kill them.

Would you guys have fun being the AH devs? (you get to be an ideas guy/dungeon master)

>>563642552
Factory striders have vital points that can be precision targeted and quickly knocked outwith AT weapons like their eye and feet. Voxes, ignoring the grenade vent gimmick, are best dealt with weapons that can brute force their main HP via some mix of explosion damage multiplying across multiple hitzones (leveler/silo/OPS/ultimatum) or via raw DPS (gattling barrage/strafing run/HMG). People who are still wasting time with the RR vs the vox engines are slow to adapt and haven't gotten the memo yet.

The hammer should be able to hit all the same breakpoints as the RR and have double its ammo.

>>563642508
why do you keep telling people to do this
it takes like 8 full seconds of shooting them there point blank to kill them

>>563642508
doesn't that take a really long time?

>>563642508
how much ammo does that take? HMG is in the awkward spot with the non-AT blue weapons vs war striders, but that could be neato, maybe HMG would be worth it if war striders spawn less frequently (or not at all, can't recall) with cyborgs. Laser cannon maybe can do the same thing but much slower?

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>>563642615
I would make it so stratagems dont get blocked by skyscrapers and instead they get destroyed and kill everything around them

>>563642508
this unironically works but the reason it works is that because the vox has so much HP everyone's strats and AT are actually not one-shotting it and the HMG is great for cleanup duty

>>563643209
On paper one drum of 100 rounds of HMG ammo expended into the tracks inflicts 5850 damage to main. (150 damage per bullet *100 bullets * 0.65 due to AP/armor match * .6 to main). You can get a bit more damage if you take the time to shoot the armor level 3 "track latches", but you'll also lose some damage if you take the time to destroy the gattling guns or if your drum wasn't full.

Voxes have 11k main HP. So let's just say that roughly you're removing 50% of a vox's HP with a drum of HMG ammo. It's not a point click and delete option like the leveler, but it is significantly more vox HP removed per scavenged yellow ammo crate than something like the RR brings to the table. The efficiency goes WAY up when you start considering an RR wasting entire rockets on hulks that an HMG can delete with a few eye shots. Back to the HMG, it should be used in conjunction with low cooldown reds like gatling barrage, strafing run, or even OPS if you're in a megafactory where eagles can't fly. Pyrotechs tossed underneath the vox also adds up a lot of damage, although I tend to prefer arc grenades against cyborg patrols/drops on the cyborg front. The HMG also boasts extra utility vs cyborgs and devastators, and it plays well alongside the always strong supply pack.

Nothing is stopping you from still bringing levelers and/or silos to help deal with convoys or to just quickly delete the odd vox engine, but the HMG is underestimated in its ability to simply pump out large sums of DPS without wasting precious AT ammunition vs hulks. War striders are a bit obnoxious but I've found it's simplest to just mag dump their upper thigh and accept the ammo consumption rather than fish for their weaker spots.

>Laser cannon maybe can do the same thing
Not really. The point is that tracks are an Achilles heel of a ZERO DURABILITY level 4 armor spot. HMG inflicts a very high amount of AP4 DPS, and its low durable damage doesn't matter in this case. Laser has fuckall DPS.

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holy fuck unusable website

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>>563636650
>Give it better armor so light weapons don't rape it to pieces
anon, these stowage bins are the only parts that light pen weapons (which is every single bot weapon that isn't a rocket or cannon) can even hurt. every other part is medium armour or doesn't transfer any damage at all.

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Captcha is a nigger

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hiroshimoot sold 4chan to sweden, it has never been more over

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Are you ready for this to be revealed today?

I cant upload any pictures :(

>Notice a shit ton of missile sentries littering the mission annihilating everything
>check team stratagems
>nobody took missile sentry
It wasn't even the host but somehow this guy had infinite sentry spam

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test

Is this sharty hack 2.0? It's been exactly a year.

>>563642626
C4 might be the fastest vox killer.
3 bricks and it's dead.
Tank is by far the best way to kill multiple though.

>>563643490
>IRL destruction of a stowage bin would destroy the crew's bedrolls, spare food, water, and assorted other supplies. An inconvenience for later but doesn't impact the vehicle's fighting strength in any way
>in SWEDEN there is no armor under the stowage bin, so it's just a straight up deathstar vent right into the crew compartment
"REALISM". I am convinced that the retarded swedes did NOTHING during their "mandatory service" except hike, camp, and mop the water out of the parking lot.

https://youtu.be/WqZ4F6_aLhA
GOD HELP ME THE SITE IS IMPLODING

>>563643879
C4 is fastest if you are just killing one vox or two, but it falls into the RR's problem in that it runs out of ammo if you're fighting tons of voxes. HMG stretches yellow ammo crates further and it can resupply from the supply pack.

>>563622256
I hate Arrowhead so fucking much. These look sooooo much better.
>>563622520
The koreans guessed it might have been the insane difficulty of these guys, like a lot of the one shots. But then just...dont make them one shot you? But still, thats so much work... its wasteful

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>>563636375
I'm not sure why would they give it a Tank Destroyer profile for an airborne tank, and it's really ass to drive and shoot around with all these rocks and elevation.

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I want a circling helicopter that strafes around a zone killing anything that gets close
Hell just let summon the ship that brings down mechs and let it just blast shit

>>563643490
Looking at the stats i really wonder what certain anons do to have it die to a "1 second beam from a harvester"
It's got 100 durable nearly all around, so shouldn't it take nearly 10 seconds of nonstop laser beam to actually die?

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Putting a spotting rifle on the expendables or a new RPG with one would be nice
https://youtube.com/shorts/TPcf19Scfms?si=-Pc_8Sv5xR7rkqBy


Should I spend twenty bucks on 2100 super shekels? I think I am at 600 with 300 unclaimed, I want the bond with the portable hellbomb and to have enough for the upcoming one depending on if its good or skibidi

>>563644317
anons were talking about mechs and frvs dying to harvester beams

>>563644098
I hate the swedes, but it actually makes some sense for an air dropped fighting vehicle to have a casemate gun as a means to reduce weight while still bringing a potent gun into the field. This has been historically seen with things like the M56 scorpion and the ASU-57

>>563644328
2100sc will last you a long while if you play regularly and don't overindulge on the superstore.
I did it for the last bond because i really wanted the superstore stuff.

>>563643670
It's over...

>>563644317
to be fair the laser does 1400 damage a second

>>563644393
I have deffinitly seen people complain that the tank dies to harvesters to quickly.

>>563644328
>Should I spend twenty bucks on 2100 super shekels?
No, don't give these swedes any more money until they fix the game. If you hang around the general, there should be "mildly funny" lobbies from time to time where you can acquire as many shekels as you need.

>>563644317
$20 says that the "damage/status multiplication" glitch that occurred when in a 4 mans squad applies to the harvester beam to this day and people simply didn't notice that their on foot "instant death" was more-instant than usual. But the bastion has enough HP to make the difference more apparent. Since this works against the player, they will never fix it.

How close do you think that my prediction is?

I FUCKING LOVE EAGLE STRAFING RUN

>>563644632
It's probably just overlapping hitboxes, like how speargun can oneshot a charger butt if you hit a 1 pixel sweet spot. The beam hits a track, a mudflap, a stowage box, and the hull all at once and they all do 100% to main.

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>>563644530
>100% durable

Why can't we use the same armor system as enemies do?

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>>563644659
>mfw delicious conga line of enemies in my path

>>563644632
Maybe it's a variation on the crossplay bug.
I never have my tank die that quickly to harvesters but i also have crossplay off.

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>500kg lands directly in factory strider's forehead
>it fucking tanks it
I hate sweden so much bros
This game is so retarded

Strategem that lets you mind control an enemy but leaves your Helldiver completely vulnerable for the duration when?

>>563644750
at 7 AP which overpenetrates AV3
>>563644762
we do

>>563644749
I'd believe this. I occasionally die from harvester beams before it's even visible, other times I can take about half a second of contact. The specific case I'm recalling now came in laterally around the neck so it might be hitting arm, chest, and head hitboxes all at once.

>>563644461
Half of it goes to servants of freedom so I can get the muslim backpack, the other 1k is saved for the next warbond depending on if its good because the WW1 one was kinda shit after playing with some of the things and I think that would leave me with enough to get another from the 300 super shekels reimbursement

>>563644659
Oops wirebacks have AA emplacements because fuck you

> be "mildly funny" lobbies from time to time where you can acquire as many shekels as you need.
Wymbt ?

site still imploding with long post submissions and errors despite eventually going thru w/ the post for anyone else?

>>563644984
By "we do," do you mean that we just always have AP1 armor?

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>>563644984
>at 7 AP which overpenetrates AV3
Anon...

>>563644942
why the fuck does he have eridan's hair

>>563645065
People periodically are using cheats to cheat in a bunch of super credits.

sex with vox engines

>>563645126
worse, we have Armor 0 (Unarmored)

>>563644659
I want to like eagle strike but every time I use it I wish I brought strafing run instead, it's too good

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>>563645420
based

>>563644317
it's called hyperbole which you may have noticed is extremely common everywhere and especially here where people exaggerate things all the fucking time

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>diver throws 380 barrage right at our feet
>dont know where to go
>panic and huddle by a rock hoping I live
>live
I was so scared

>>563645515
My dumb ass didn't even know it was "anti-tank" for a long time. That and getting 5 uses before re-arm is so awesome.

>>563645710
but muh malicious swedish coding ensures a shell is programmed to home in on any diver within 150 meters of any barrage

>>563644270
Only if they can be and are coded to be shut down by bile spewers.

>>563644659
Chaff?
Strafing run
Heavies?
Strafing run
Teamkills?
Also strafing run

>>563645126
yeah but its restricted to the shields, vehicles and battle emplacements

>>563645515
Eagle airstrike is king.

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>>563645810
I was saved by the ever so friendly rock

>>563644750
do you know what 100% means

>>563645218
Has anyone gotten in trouble for it?
I just want a few thousand super shekels for good war bonds
>>563644942
Ever since unlocking them I never gone to a bot dive without the davy crockett or solo silo
>>563645065
Meant for>>563644604

>>563646024
No; it's actually impossible to get in trouble for it since the anti-cheat doesn't even work. You'll be fine, there are anons here with literally millions of SC.

>>563645886
>Teamkills?

It's rather precise. You'd have to be really aiming for your teammate to kill.

>>563645995
I was pointing out that it actually only does 700 dps because the tank is 100% durable.

>>563644942
100% explosive resist
:^)

>>563646360
>posting blatant falsehoods on the internet