hi runescape

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aerial fishing is epic

heyyy

never bringing a +1 again after the cox incident

it was actually quite hurtful of you to call me a stranger when im literally oomf

having greenlogged blue moon i am now skipping it in my run but both of the other moons insist on shitting me out in front of blue moon so now my entire life is spent running through the tunnels

that place is so very confusing to navigate

after thinking about it going to spec into melee early until i unlock kandarin or late into wildy and also 93 slayer then switch to mage and i'm still going to have 2 respecs to try other fun build later into the league

moons drake: how i always lose u in these tunnels

>>563625035
lmao

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this was posted with the title leagues prep do yt pipo really eat this are they british or somethin

im sleepy and eepy deal with it

i dont know why dont you ask on reddit

thats eastern food slop if ive ever seen it chimichuri chutney ahh dish

should i block metal dragons since im a noob ironman with no antifire potions

eastern of where

twk eh wm map tm la cs rel:ff min

why would you block somethign you cant even get assigned
wait,,,,, dont tell me you did ds1,,,,,,,,,,,,,

nothing about that image makes sense why are the sinks like that they are stressing me out

just had a realization that i refuse to accept

it looks like a boat sink they probably live in a tiny granny flat with nary enough room for a normal sink

warrior is going to be so raped in classic

it was definitely giving sailboat kitchen but the floor threw me off

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Thinking of this for a start, taking the melee stuff first then getting trident from kraken. Most guides seem to recommend getting the next blindbag perk but the DPS with early weapons isn't that great and you lose 5 inv.

>>563625791
didnt ask

>>563625791
tfti

I asked i care

those countertops are at midget height

my toon be like

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yeah ive done 136/179 quests including ds1 i had to use 30 points to skip bronze dragon task

fact: if you do ds1 before 99 slayer you are bricking your account

>>563626092
whats up gayness

>>563625791
>getting trident from kraken
That's a pretty high slayer requirement.

as for me my plan for today: clues, farm run, 85 con, as much of the jewelery boxes that i can build with my current amount of dragonstones, then maybe i will consider reading about leagues. and also i will slay a spire 2. and later i may log into a leagues world

im gonna play cg and maybe gotr and maybe craft blood runes and then play leagues

so no puzz

>>563626184
You already need 93 for thermy if you take Kandarin.

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>>563626161
doing some slayer i guess

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Rise and grind gamers

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1 sleep until league chat

honestly you should go for 200m slayer before doing ds1

why do you name your files in third person

is your energy at an all time high

>>563625090
I don't know what the fuck is in those bowls
But I'm more focused on the retarded round sinks
Why the fuck would you waste space like that?

hi meriii
we love you even though youre a bit weird

Why are people so confident about what the highest DPS is when the damage calculators still don't even account for shit like thorns

>>563626092
damn that nigga gayness looking HELLA zesty

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just bought some energy drinks

the foids have gone insane

I haven't played since I got my quest cape about 6 months ago
Should I play league?
If so, should I buy a full year to save money, or will I get bored again?

daynas mogged jhndad so hard he stopped posting holy smokes

ge report there is one guy at the ge

2 sleeps until osms chat

everyones gone insane the worlds gone mad

i just learned that varlamore has veins that work the same way as mlm

i wish i had friends to do nightmare of ashihambra with

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>Really take a look at transmute vs butler's bell

>Transmute
>Will make 200m mage easier, may not be required just getting it from PvM
>Gives access to redwood logs for the shades of morton task (I know how annoying this is without redwoods from a previous league); firemaking aspect is fairly irrelevant
>Pure essence; could just use daeyalt if I'm truly down bad on essence
>Gives access to anglerfish, as a easy free overheal which the melee pact can occasionally use
>Seeds are nice, still have to actually farm them
>Ores irrelevant
>Gems irrelevant

>Butler
>Free herblore
>Free cooking
>Free planks
>All skills without amazing solves in my picks
>Can get my smithing/crafting to 80 or whatever for crystal armour with low effort
>Maybe woodsman will carry my farming xp enough through trees

Fuck, now I'm not so sure.

some of us didnt get invited dont be insensitive

>Troonsmute

d3ks says she wouldve respected me if i nutted inside her mouth like sykunno...

>dragon chainbody clue
and thats a low alch

im trans and i think transmute is the worst of its tier

by the time butler gets going ill already be bored of leagues

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>>563627002

im depressed that i didnt get an osms invite even though to be honest id probably get bored of it quite fast

is there a members discount for leagues or are they being greedy

omg i just got my invite i think they sent another wave

see all you needed was a little bit of patience but 2 osg girlies amongst 5k invites is still pretty crazy

i know youre lying but still thats cruel

Based Slop Creator Plays Woke Slop

>>563627380
>Ores irrelevant
Runite ore sells for over 1k tokkul each, you only need about 250 for an Onyx (selling 1 at a time with Karamja gloves). You can also sell it to the ore shop in Varlamore for 2.2k each.

Also keep in mind how Butler works, you don't give him shit to process, he generates processed resources with the same random distribution that he gathers them and gives you the materials with some experience. He will generate passive herblore XP and an assortment of unfinished potions, but you still have to gather the secondaries yourself to make them usable, they're not all useful potions, and there's some notable ones he won't give you at all (like snapdragons for super restores and torstols for super combats).

>>563627380
>Free cooking
>solve
it's cooking...

my threads are doing ironman numbers and i dont need you anymore

is konar good?

7100 kills dry on the skeleton champion scroll grind T_T

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>>563629665
im turael boosting with konar and ill do exclusively konar tasks when im done because shes cute and gives brimstone keys and good tasks

>>563629665
no
only for hydra

thinking about practicing yama contracts in leagues but i assume getting the contracts will still take a long ass time

do not go to ZMI altar world, it is full of mentally ill people

>>563629742
whats with that flag dude

>>563629742
getting tired of seeing this retards face all the time

>>563629665
only good for turael boosting but once you have more than enough points duradel/nieve are better

>>563630027
imagine how his mom must feel lol

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>>563626612
we do a little salvaging

>>563629983
shes from tennessee

lol

>The Stop Killing Games movement has officially backed the proposed California bill focused on protecting players when online games are shut down.
rare california W
maldavius figtree L

>>563629665
You'll think the tradeoff is worth it until you get 150 blue dragons in Kourend Catacombs

RNGdle 30252

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>>563630809
WTF

>>563630525
Are brutal blues that bad?

>>563630809
holy crap

tired of being gaslit and lied to

do you guys wait until you unlock the last tier of fish to do aerial fishing

>>563629465
Yeah, the gp solve is 1 aspect. I'll need 250m for a crystal crown, and it kind of seems like thieving might be my best GP solve without it, which I don't really know the rates for.

>Also keep in mind how Butler works
Yeah I know I'll still need to make potions, but anything that means way less farming in a temporary game mode is always a big plus for me.
I don't have an amazing source of red spiders eggs (araxxor uncommon drop, picking up off the ground) so I won't be using super restores for xp. I do have sources of torstols too, so should be enough for combat uses.

I'm not completely sold either way, but it's a much closer decision that I first thought it was going to be.

>>563629553
Yes it's minor, but zero-time xp is still zero-time xp.

post some jdcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kuosykX4g

>>563631250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE6UisrOAVI

whats the best route on runeleagues

captcha speed test

>>563631202
Apparently elves are like 14+m raw gp/h for me, because I also have access to the rogues set, plus some death runes which could be sold for gp or tokkul too.

going to force myself to sleep at like 7pm just for this

i just got the smithing outfit for the giants smithing place and i bought the smithing helm feeling like a smith now and also the hammer from the cave you can weild so you do guys need anything smithed (89 smithing pretty mcuh can do it all)

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if i buy an herb sack with slayer points does that fill the tithe farm collection log?

i'm good but i'm happy for you gz

>>563627380
I am taking transmute and reloading into bell

if jagex postpones it by a couple hours for the third league in a row im going to be pissed

>>563632046
the servers will shit the bed and you will sit there seething while your shift creeps closer and closer

technically bongs get the short end of the stick because it's the middle of the day for them

cool im becoming the joker thats awesome

i cant wait for the influx of tourists tomorrow asking for hand holding for every step just for them to inevitably quit before hitting mithril cup

tiles: marked
rats and rabbits: tagged
backup spawns: located
google sheets: opened
food: nothing in the house, it's over

haha yeah.. my shift..

can you really not wait for that or are you being facetious use tone indicators please

>>563632337
can i see your sheet

melatonin and zzquil down the hatch
if i just lay in bed im gonna kms

>>563632046
gridmaster went off without a problem though

i cant post my sheet its full of grimy guam

sounds like your sheet: foxs

>>563631871
I think so, but I'm not making any promises.

>>563623918
I thought this was a reference to the snail man mode youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiIkuLTlYqI

im gonna frow up

neighbour has been replaced by a doppleganger i have not had time to surveil them as often as i would like as a result on trying to greenlog gotr i may move to bloods instead to give myself more time i

faux posted his leagues 6 starter guide should i follow that over the wiki

please dont tell me zuk is a dps check, i gonna have to kill the fucker with blood barrage

>>563634175
it is

>>563634175
Yes and no. Low DPS makes it significantly harder because you have to deal with more sets.
But in leagues, that may not be an issue.

are you are you coming to osg they pked a girl they say who broke rule 3

>>563634239
im talking main game unless the eye itself is good enough

daynas are you here i have a question

lol

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>>563634341
Don't try to mage zuk without a shadow.
https://dps.osrs.wiki?id=PropellerVetionBiohazard

>taking woodsman
lol

>ayak is comparable dps to crystal bowfa
lol

>typing in green

>finish my route for fun
>decide to look at other people's routes to see if i missed anything
>click a random route
>"After over 100 hours of theorycrafting, planning, and meticulous optimization... I present my optimal... etc."
>click
>it's some sort of crazy, interactive website with fancy graphics telling you exactly where to go and what to do
>immediately tells me to run past like 5 tasks in Civitas with no requirements
>does a bunch of random
>flies to Tal Teklan
>Task: Obtain a Casket from Fishing
This has to be some sort of elaborate false flag. It just keeps getting worse the further I go.

The most popular route is also just sending everyone to the Cam Torum mine to fight over like 4 tin rocks, it's fucking deranged.

i thought the eye range is too short and attack speed too fast for effective dps to be the same

>>563634931
wew I can't imagine doing mining without eh first wtf

the writing is on the wall
auto mining is coming and so is auto thieving

>>563635164
Mining gloves and wealthy citizens are already a thing in the main game...

>>563634663
are we really this weak for leagues? 4 dps in a max setup?

im a wealthy citizen
*affords members*

>>563635642
No, that's main game numbers.

WOKE/BAD game design Tier List | Synthetic man reacts

>tfw bald spot cannot be hidden with a comb over anymore

what are some quests for this feel

how do i find a good clan to pvm with should i join osg or 4clan should i join a streamer clan like odablocks should i join an iron clan should i join a reddit clan

you should join a gay clan

twas the night before leaguesmas when all through the thread not a creature was stirring not even a chud

girl I wanna take you to a gay clan I wanna take you to a gay clan

my clan is pretty gay you could join mine (4clan)

my clan is half gay

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messed up but damn at least he ruined his life for a hot daughter

>>563636127
just join the 2slime discord

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>>563636742
>charged for incest
So she consented. Clown world.

>>563636363
that doesnt rhyme

christmas and mouse dont rhyme either

>wave 60
>died to blob
and this is why infenrno bad

>>563637075
'twas the night before leaguestart
and in /osg/
they all were excited
it hurts when i pee

>>563637162
retard

>>563637162
this may shock and disturb you but house and mouse rhyme

im so sorry i realised after i hit submit and then i had to sit and look at my own retardation for 2 minutes while it posted

>>563637075
im sure you can do better ill just wait

the nibblers is such an unnecessary concept

How do I (male) get a cutie chubby rs bf to play video games and snack on food woth?

Why the fuck is captcha taking forever to fucking load

im not cute and im closer to obese than chubby is that okay

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anything im missing in the 'oh at 91 con

im cute and chubby but im a girl

>>563637834
guys really live in houses like this and dont see any issue

it looks bad
your poh shouldnt look bad

jeet coding L, i was ip banned on firefox til today

>>563637834
yes

we are all annoyed by the sites performance but you dont need to bring your racism into it

>>563637834
youre pools on the wrong side

just witnessed a f2p uim log in on a members world is there a council i can contact

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>>563638013
her ancient mace spec bag is probably over there

>>563638093
r/w385

2 hour shower into league waiting room except I will probably miss release so idk why we are in the waiting room

>>563637834
let me guess you need more?

>>563638093
i think you are mistaken

Do I psyop myself into hard pivoting into a dagger + thorns build at the last minute
(the answer is no because there is literally no weapon progression here until 85 Slayer for the whip lmao)

im gonna be a cute flame witch

omg she wants to see my log i had to panic tab

some girls are shy it just takes time

optimus prime do merii from behind police knocking on my door ive done my time

>computer decided to die the moment I turned it on today

I have to play three days of leagues on fucking mobile now

hi im merii
ama

>>563638723
gods chosen credit card user

>>563639103
name of your iron?

leopard coloured backseat in my bentley relently i pop two pills too manyi dont give a fuck i brought plenty

>>563639165
meriiIM

two more questions

instead of asking you a question id like to apologize for stealing that dragon impling

damn man merii got it bad with her last man
fat pants big diamonds sipping jasmine
roll up to the mountain and im draped in all black man
true friends only roll with true friends

you are forgiven but dont do it again
one more question

bruh i shouldnt listen to these old lean songs i got nostalgic and thought about how much time has passed since 2014 and im low key tryna not cry right now for real

in 2014 i thought i was gay

>>563639415
baldcore

thats not a question but okay we're done goodbye osg

i know thta feeling all too well

when i was in the 3rd grade i thought that i was black cuz i couldnt swim destined for

when i was in second grade we had a wax museum day where you dressed up as a celebrity and would talk about them and i dressed up as tiger woods minus the black face so i was black for a day if you think about it

>>563639472
you were and still are......

2014 might have been the worst year of my life

why was it my fault

it was nobodies fault but my own

how many hours until leagues

i think mine was maybe 2019

im planning on 2029 being my worst year personally maybe 2031

clav od'd

i hate vardorvis i hate vardorvis i hate vardorvis i hate vardorvis i hate vardorvis i hate vardorvis

>>563640395
why

nooo i really wanted to see what build he was cooking up this leagues

>King's Big Dick crossbow has >= dps than the Webweaver against anything in the wildy where ranged is viable
man I was thinking about specing into the bow a little so I could use it and the Hespori bow but there's really no point huh

>>563640435
he do too much damage i can only get like 5kc trips

What time does the league come out?

couple hours

check the wiki

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>>563640480
wtf I cant even do 2 kc trips unless I get a supply drop and get lucky on my first kc despite playing perfectly

doing mahongany homes and listening to fall out boy

>>563640474
the hespori bow is only good for free prayer

hes actually dead

How funny is it going to be when all of the redditors spec into air mage, and it's nowhere near as busted as they think it'll be?

idk i dont look at reddit so i wont really know if its funny or not funny

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>>563640760
the brews carry

not very funny

im going to be a beautiul flame witch

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just got my first medium clue it better be ranger boots

>>563640941
how did you smuggle the toss fish out of toss

theres 3 respecs why would anybody care

should i stay up for the league start

im staying up an hour or two personally

no

d3ks fishy toes

me personally im trying for steel cup this year so ill be up bright and early for the grind then start complaing how i cant figure anything out on osg about 13 minutes after league start and blame the developers for making the game too hard for my doordash driver brain

this is the first league i will be employed

im going to try for a dragon cup but ill probably pick a relic wrong and quit before mithril again

Why would you be employed? Are you stupid?

>>563641328
It starts at like 11pm for me, and there is going to be like 6 hours of server fuckery on launch, so I might not end up properly starting until tomorrow morning.

im following the faux guide and it seems like they fixed the captchas

yea your right im just goign to go to sleep

im going to be a beautiful flame witch
did i say that
let me say it again
im going to be a beautiful flame witch
get it twisted

sup nigs im excited for leagues

tfti

>>563641834
gn

why does your clock have letters

what if every time you ignited an enemy you said flame on!

what if every time you ignited an enemy you said flame on!

what if every time you ignited an enemy you said flame on!

my fires gone out

what if every time i ignited an enemy you said flame on!

im hard as a rock

what if every time you ignited an enemy you said flame on!

If you shouted "Flame on!" every time you ignited an enemy, you would essentially be roleplaying as Johnny Storm, the Human Torch from Marvel’s Fantastic Four. It would turn combat into a highly theatrical, comedic, and perhaps slightly repetitive event.

yeah what if

i recall fally park in fall

should i go ktw or ktz

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another riot games classic, banned for hurting someones feewings

faux said he's going TKM but for noobs like me i should go KTM

i need to double my gp fast

>>563642986
i can, trade me

i need a fat bitch

lol imagine if they added a region beginning with G

i actually play a game mode that restricts my trade with other players

okay im imagining it now what

is woox gonna stream the league?

>>563643132
as a tiktok adhd rittled zoom zoom i cannot focus to level my helmie beyond 1500 tl

well mine is tl 1976 so get #mogged

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tempoross is pretty easy
better than wintertodt

does anyone know who angie is

what if every time you ignited an enemy you said flame on!

>>563643296
hello whore

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when the guardians are grotesque

i just got reminded

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4ihMBhdmc
>larcenist, smithing and crafting are solved
>butler's bell, smithing and crafting are solved
>hotfoot, smithing is solved

dont forget

how many hours left

just absolutely demolished a genie lamp 800 herb xp

a couple hours

alright chat the results are in
i forced myself to sleep for 5 hours and i still have 3 and a half to wait just for leagues. how annoying

>>563643907
bell doesnt solve smithing and crafting its for herb and some con
hotfoot is for agility and solves early smithing since you need a decently high smithing for crystal armor crafting
if hes going ktz like i think he is then those are objectively the best picks for capping

feel like im gonna regret going hotfoot

sounds like your going coldfeet lol

holy **** look at her hotfeet

>>563645285
lol

the real twist is going to be nobody is an ironman this league

im going to be an ironman

im going to be an ironman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpNZSHRNts
UP

dock my johnson

>>563647348
could not care less

>>563647661
i couldnt care less

I could not care more

Why did Settled name his sailing-locked ultimate ironman™ after the gay sex act of inserting your penis into another man's foreskin

its like how the most notorious pk clan named themselfs frot after the gay sex act of rubbing your penis on another mans penis

leagues is in 2 hours im getting nervous

im bored mostly

air mage is actually shit and here's wh

>>563648072
>>563648189
think the problem here is you not them for being gay and perverted

>complete 150 CGs task

Does the echo boss count for this or do you have to do them all normally?

last year i dont think echos counted but it might change?

so what was the censored text on the blog post all about

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>Go down DK ladder
>Prime and Supreme both right by the ladder
>Prime like basically max hits me
>Climb ladder, Wallasalkis finish me off immediately
FUCK.

Well, at least I can try some wildy shit or low level CGs now.

>>563648634
GG. sorry man

>>563648634
lmao
i dont think wallaskis hit 27s
why you are going to dks on a hardcore and not camping pray mage is beyond me

bro died to wallasalkis oh my days

>>563648634
get shit on noob

>>563648680
>>563648690
>>563648695
shut the fuck up faggots

>>563648634
skill issue

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>>563648680
>i dont think wallaskis hit 27s
They max hit 30s. I pray mage right until the ladder, because it's usually only Supreme that's by the ladder.
Maybe that wasn't the proper way to do it, but well it's too late now.

>>563648737
Kind of surprised I lasted that long. There definitely were a few chances in the past.

When does the new league start? Does anyone have a good relics for it?

why is your herblore so low?

>>563649330
idk and no

>>563648634
Why weren't you praying mage?

>>563649330
Literally like 2 hours.

how do you do the Paddewwa Teleport task if misthalin isnt in

>>563649421
Okay where's the relic builds?

gnomonkey posted his build at least i know what to skip now

>>563649485
we are all taking abundance woodsman evil eye transmute larcenist culling spree reload-endless harvest and minion

bro said abundance

>>563649791
Did they fix the slayer helm bug from last league? What about combat relics?

>>563649791
speak for yourself tranny

>>563649886
Read the blog posts or one of the videos they put out...

bro do like 5 mins of research instead of asking to get spoonfed here

these hunter tasks make me want to take woodsman...

abundance is noob trap

>>563649910
I don't want to

I'm going to take the relics that let me afk, shrimple as

>>563649914
>Full task list
Cool, time to try figure out my region order.

>>563648634
omg...

I'll just follow what faux does

hello

aaaaaaaaaaaa i dunno man i didnt ask haha sorry its just that i didnt ask. lol. have a nice one

they changed the pact from radiant oathplate to full oathplate oh my days

I asked

im making wishes for disney world tickets

hey

im not playing leagues lol

>>563650646
hey, me again. haha lol sorry still - did not ask - 0 mentions of you playing leagues or not - wasnt on my mind at all. thanks again have a good one

henlo

BO EH HERE WAAA HEEEEEEEEY

I really want to do a thorns build but it seems very weak

nut bladder makes me jellyous...

>>563650772
It's good if you plan on not doing any mechanics