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-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/
>https://deltarune.com

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)
>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale)

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/

-Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Fanart Archives
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
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-Fangamebin
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*releases bowels*
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Tenna is precious
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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
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FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK WHY AM I STILL HEREEEEEE
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>>563644464
I remember You’re aislops
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>AI slop
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rudinn is listening to fave’s battle theme again and it slaps as always and it makes it even worse that fave is from an au that is sadly not well known outside of the specific circle that he’s apart of. rudinn wishes that people paid more attention to fave’s au and the aus of their other faves because the creativity is so inspiring and admirable and enjoyable to rudinn and he hopes that soon /utg/ will like them as much as he does
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>>563644476
As long as you're green, you can't escape
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I have arcane leitmotif knowledge
The choir part of Another Medium you can also hear in CORE is a variation on Alphys' leitmotif
Both songs also contain a snippet of ASGORE at a different earlier part shared between them
13am is just Lonely Room but faster which may also be the origin of Lost Girl
The vibraphone solo in TV World contains notes 4-6 of Once Upon a Time
Spamton's leitmotif (heard in Spamton and the first part of NYCTBA, not the mission impossible type beat) may possibly reference the ROOTS leitmotif, though it's not the exact notes and only shares a similar contour
Flashback is not Gaster's theme and people who think it is are retarded
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Fave is being shaken by an earthquake
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green and in between keeps popping into my head as a "stim" as the kids say and I can't escape it
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rudinn is telling you to watch this video right now because it’s very good and you should watch right now so please watch it now
https://youtu.be/-gajv3yjwhg
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>>563644948
there is something rather pleasing about the phrase
it makes me want to believe even though i think it's a bunch of nonsense
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>>563644379
Will 4chan finally let me post horse
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So, what is pipis exactly? I thought it was a reference to viagra but it can hatch into a living being apparently? Does destroying pipis in the weird route count as infanticide?
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>>563644948
golem get ye gone
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wheres the sex
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>>563645110
pipis are an invasive species of freshwater clam
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>>563645095
Not horsey enough. Sincerely, /mlp/ user who broke containment
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>>563645095
bro. im getting this kris pregnant
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Is Gaster done fucking with the servers yet
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>>563645224
Tranimefags love to call generic anime girl a _ insert animal_ when there is one trait on them
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>>563645343
Anon I think that's a reference to a gachaslop...
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>>563645110
do you really want to go down the rabbit hole?
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>>563645419
Exactly
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>>563645459
>Pipis first appears in the kickstarter trailer
>It later gets associated to a literal backstabbing scammer
What did Toby mean by this?
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>>563645110
You're not supposed to know. They're nothing in particular, that's what they are. That's the point. This should be obvious. But they are influenced by all the "egg" stuff and their color probably has some meaning
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>>563644948
Yebok has been stuck in my head since I woke up today
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that guy who said the thread would be unusually active in the middle of the night lied to me he lied *starts crying uncontrollably alone in the corner*
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>>563646176
Sorry babe, I'm trying to win this Erratic Deck Gold Stake run but this game fucking sucks and it's too hard.
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>>563646176
not a lie, we were unusually and actively down
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>>563646176
Sorry babe I'm eating a yummy banana yum yum yum
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>>563646798
*sniffles* wait that’s crazy im eating a banana too as i read this…
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Terracotta pie
Terracotta pie
Terracotta pie
Terracotta pie
Banana banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta pie
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>>563645110
Pipis is either Toby's version of Jujus from Homestuck or actual bullets from the original schump that Deltarune was made from--- eventually it'll be revealed the rpg stuff was a cover-up to keep us from completing the actual game, which is a shooter like The Guardian Legend.
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>>563647398
the vessel is right there
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>>563647648
This will be minions graphics in 2013
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>>563647818
Kek
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In the Undertale remake trilogy Sans is extremely nice and helpful and never does any pranks
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>>563647935
You're thinking of Papyrus. Easy mistake to make since the remakes made them identical twin bishounens.
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Yave Dead Fave
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>>563647935
In the remake, they'll change Flowey's face and design to be completely sinister and grotesque, completely missing the point of his original design.
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Septette for the Dead Fave
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Cast in the name of Fave
Ye Not Guilty
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Designing outfits for dudes is so damn hard, they hardly get as much variety in their clothes compared to women.
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>>563648527
So Asgore's theme was 100% based on that right?
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>>563648837
It's based on The Fog from Persona 4
https://youtu.be/DXSN7XtbUa0?t=58
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>>563648834
As long as you give him a cool ass jacket it's fine.
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>>563648834
What is the vibe you're going for?
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>>563645095
very cute
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>>563645110
Unfertilized.
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>>563648834
Make him look like the Postal Dude.
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>>563649048
That's the officially stated inspiration but I think it's not only that, it evokes Remilia in every aspect other than the main melody to me and sounds especially like the SWR version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNkYgXNRQMM
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Fave ate too much brekkie and now they don't feel so good
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>>563648834
>they hardly get as much variety in their clothes compared to women.
99% of men's fashion comes from the military from t-shirts, bomber jackets, to trench coats and boots. And there's a LOT of it. Hell even women basically took the trench coat from men.
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>>563645110
They're his eggs and Spamton is a brrodmother for some reason. Also the pipis and titanspawn are the only enemies to take fatal domage from anything other than snowgrave so yeah its infanticide. Mpreg is canon to deltarune
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The p*llars are dead. Post your worst images
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>>563649997
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a fave.
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i want whoever is drawing those girl burgerpantses to know that she deserves a big promotion from corporate for her work
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girl burgerpants should be fired
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>>563650632
shouldnt her name be burgerpanties
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>>563649997
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>>563647505
but it isn't though its gone
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>>563649997
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>>563649997
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>>563651138
that collar is so slutty i think i get it now. showing collar bones like that
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Anyone can suck penis
But nobody can pee sucknis
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>>563651378
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>>563651378
Men showing clavicles is the modern equivalent of a woman in the victorian era with exposed ankles
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>>563644331
agreed
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I fucking love the gimp pluey on the whiteboard
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trying to find more art with their collarbones uncovered and I actually don't have a lot
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>>563651771
wow i hate it (not the art just the concept of a gimp suit). also i just realized that the dildo going up the pippins puss has been in tenna's ass before, thats unsanitary even if it is clean, poor thing
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Pegging Tenna with his ginormous dildo so he never has to do it alone ever again
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>>563652036
get in line
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handsome...
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rudinn found out about fetal alcohol syndrome and now he keeps noticing when people are likely to have it without meaning to and it's fucking him up in day to day life because how do you tell someone "sorry i forgot what i was gonna say because you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome"
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>>563651421
Anyone can Snoo PINGAS
But nobody can ping Snoogas
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the spoid that said she was pregnant
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>>563652656
rudinn why are you trauma dumping on me man i just want a chocdiamond
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Touching my cock right now
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>>563653001
The spamunculus was birthed and returned to its home dimension
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y'all lowkey sleeping on poppup porn
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>>563653292
isnt it a bit early for that? fave says with a hand in their pants
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im going to bed and when i wake up deltarune dot com slash countdown better be up
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None of the games I'm excited for have any news lately. Fuck
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If burgerpantiea was a girl she'd be the most popular character
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>>563654205
that's called Alphys
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so what do you guys do for fun 'round here
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If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.
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Toby loves Nintendo games so Gaster's final form will be a big head with two big hands
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>>563651378
Hes some kinda clavicular
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What if it did?
What if it didn't?
What if the Fave was made of pudding?
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>>563654636
The holes will have eyes in them and you have to shoot them with a bow
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Slime fave's jiggly pudding butt
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>>563654831
Is slime fave's body edible?
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The Deltarune movie leaked 6 months before release because TobySoft productions decided to not release the film in theaters for some dumb reason.
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>>563654868
Slime fave is but will fuse with your body like a symbiote and force you to go "venom venommmm" under your breath like the Eminem song and rhyme it with denim
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>>563654394
Thats an insult to pizzapants
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>>563654919
Someone at Tobysoft literally just accidentally emailed it to a guy like how the fuck does that even happen
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>>563644009
Hooman!
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Who's the biggest slut in Tobyverse?
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Toby should hire Bill Bolin to do a guest song
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Assisting Asgore in assessing all the groceries we have stashed in our cupboards with a note mentioning all that we'll need to buy while we're out later, and as he finishes listing out all of our dry baking ingredients my mind inexorably wanders to the mental image of him kneading bread wearing nothing but that sexy pink apron until I'm snapped back to reality by him gently placing a hand on my shoulder (though my mind and greater senses knew it was likely a bad idea, the fantasies swirling about up there demanded beyond reason that I formally request he let me feel him up a bit beneath his shirt to exercise these risqué thoughts so I might be able to pay attention to anything besides him as while grocery shopping [by the look on his face he already knew what was happening in my head while I daydreamed by graciously accepted the offer regardless]). Watching a peculiar anime with Asgore at his friend Alphys' insistence, all the while he kindly helps me understand the difficult concepts such as origins of each magical little girl and how the superpower system as a whole works (at one point he seemed stumped by one of my inquiries and reached over to text Alphys, but luckily I was able to stop him in time with a "Oh no, it's okay! Please don't bother her at this hour!" so as to avoid a massive string of texts lasting well into the night). Lavishly contemplating the finer things in life as I sip some espresso and gleefully watch from a nearby lounge chair as Asgore chops logs for our summer fire pit completely bare-chested at my begging request, until eventually he returns back up on deck to take a seat besides me as he sips the fresh lemonade I brought out for him (I didn't even attempt to hide my ogling of his snow white pecs reflecting the sun like a heavenly clouds as he relaxed in satisfaction of a job well done, and though a mental struggle began to take place my reasonable side couldn't even get its argument out before I was snuggled up right there next to him)
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In about 5 months, it will be my semi-decade anniversary of loving Spamton and falling asleep thinking of hugging him and cuddling his massive ass all night long
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>>563655486
Spamton canonically has very little ass. You don't love him
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the mysterious deltarune booth covered in blood that showed up at PAX out of nowhere and shows dr gaster killing people
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>>563655486
*has passionate sex with Spamton as you watch in the corner*
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>>563654205
It would also make Mettaton/Burgerpants a popular ship
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My fuckin' peanuts went sour
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How big would Hometown be in real life
You can walk across the entire town, including the long bunker path, in like 30 seconds without even running
It would logically be small as hell right
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>>563655726
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>>563655573
Fake news and a T*nna sympathizer, you do not have the mandate of [Heaven].
>>563655694
It's a good thing Spamton fills up the entire room with his obscenely sexy big body, so we can both have sex with him at once.
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>>563656009
You can lie to yourself but you cannot lie to heaven
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>>563655989
It's probably bigger than what we see, something something device theory
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>>563655989
Adding onto this why does Toriel even need to drive Kris to school. It's literally slower than their walking speed
It takes 11 seconds to get there
Their school is functionally a neighbor's house
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You can tell Hometown is fictional because it's an actually walkable city in America
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Where are my krautsie stimmies
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>>563645110
Cat Petterz 4 glitches
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>>563656007
its not that popular (papyton sucks but was by far the most popular mettaton ship) and there would be more porn of female burgerpants/male mettton
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>>563656071
Abysmal bait, but I'll entertain you with the stimmies of Spammy's beautiful and plush rump
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>>563656360
Kraut's hanging out with his beautiful Black girlfriend. He had a change of heart.
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>>563655989
Realistically its a 15 minute walk.
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>>563656431
I dunno what circle you're in where any straight ships are more popular than same sex ones
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Do you guys think Gerson used the classroom that Alphys currently uses or the unused one?
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>>563656623
It depends on if you're measuring ships by "pairings people seriously want together in the story and write fanfiction on AO3 of" or by "two characters people draw having sex"
By the second measurement, Male Frisk x Toriel blows literally every homo Toriel or Frisk ship out of the water
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>>563656623
I was thinking more bad drawn porn on like r34 something which has a different sort of audience and creator type but youre probably right
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>All notable posters MIA
>Thread quality noticeably increased
I know it wont last forever but i'm going to enjoy it while I can.
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>>563656794
He used the unused classroom
King calls his chain the Chain of Justice which I feel would be most appropriate if it's because he's a card from the room Gerson directly taught in
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>>563655989
definitely not big enough, but it's okay. it's meant to be like an onett situation, it "feels" big enough to live in but would actually be comically small in real life. it's just more than half of hometown is locked behind the police tape
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>>563656808
Shipping culture is very female-dominated whereas porn culture is very male-dominated. I feel like porn doesn't count as actual shipping
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>>563656808
Shipping and smut culture is very female-dominated whereas hentai drawing culture is very male-dominated. I feel like the latter doesn't count as shipping since theres no care about how the relation"ship" works and they just want to see the fucking only
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I, the Righteous One, have trapped all of our resident lepers in my Xtreme Time-Out Brap Labyrinth until a completely arbitrary moment in the near future. They will be released without notice once I get bored. There is no need to thank me - life in service to a general without peer such as /utg/ is its own reward...
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>4chud captcha sucking dick for hours yesterday
>No my internet randomly keeps cutting out
Why does Gaster keep doing this to me
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>>563656970
>>563657035
The original post was talking about a ship but >>563656431 was referring to porn so I think it counts in this case
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>>563655486
this made me remember september will be my 10 year full decade anniversary of loving chara. and yeah falling asleep thinking of hugging him and cuddling his normal sized ass all night long. i wonder if i should do anything special.
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>>563655334
Frisk flirts with everyone alive and goes to date with people much older than her.
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>>563656928
The stuff in the unused classroom definitely belonged to Gerson, considering Alvin's drawing. I just wonder if it was moved there after he died or if his class was always in that room.
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>>563656808
Porn isn't really shipping. Frisk in those pictures is basically just a dildo with Frisk's appearance. Meanwhile even stuff like Frans at least tries to give Frisk some sort of character.
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>>563657520 (Me)
>Long ago, the Darkners lived inbharmony with the Lightners.
>They were like Gods to us.
>Our protectors.
>Our creators.
>Those who gave us purpose...
>Then, one day we were all locked away in this prison...
Since they were "locked away," I think they probably were originally in the main classroom and got shunted off to the mildewy one after Gerson kicked the bucket.
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>>563657696
Gerson's death really had a lot more of an impact in hindsight
It's the direct reason King is like that, and the reason the Card Kingdom is even possible (if the cards and such were still in the main classroom, it wouldn't be possible to isolate Kris and Susie in a dark world with them because the whole class is still in it)
Makes me wonder if he's indirectly related to something in Chapter 2 as well
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>>563656469
I feel like you're that unfunny gimmick poster who posts 'but it was wedged in Tenna's fat butt cheeks' type parodies of 'cringe' posts
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Cloudflare stopped shitting bricks?
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>>563658186
Also it explains why King feels so grateful towards the Knight, because the Knight (or possibly Kris who he mistook for the Knight) likely set up all the Card Kingdom stuff that was left inside the storage cabinet for years before that.
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>>563658786
He made the call.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILakl6gcxG0
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I feel like Kris could've gotten a deck of tarot cards from someone like catti or dess. What if Ralsei is one of those cards?
>prince = page/jack
>spade = sword
>upside-down = reversed
am I a schizo?
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hey guys!
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This general has been blessed by the last word boogieman
>>563659742
Say hi to anti crack-kun, or ACK
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>>563660098
Who?
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>>563660237
A schizo who has been active on this site for 15 years and has gained a fanbase of people who follow him around to bait him
https://web.archive.org/web/20200708094138/https://pastebin.com/WEYRg4cJ
He has a KF thread from a decade ago which is locked because he shat it up
Recently he’s been going to dying threads on random boards to cross board reply (with varying degrees of success) to bait posts in order to "get the last word"
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>>563660098
>ACK in /utg/
What the fuck
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!!! RED ALERT !!!
The Man's Eggs have been acknowledged
!!! RED ALERT !!!
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>>563660538
He picked that thread at random because it was about to die kek
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>>563660662
Thank god, the last thing we need is a threadshitter with legitimate schizophrenia
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>>563660538
You can always end up seeing him in the most random fucking places
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>>563660469
Damn. Reminds me of a schizo I had to deal with recently as well. I don't understand such mental illness.
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>>563660538
>>563661005
i've been stuck in this site for nearly two decades and this is the first i've heard of him. how the fuck
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>>563661302
He's mostly active on /a/ and /gig/. On /a/ he's mostly active in the yuri threads.
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>>563661302
He's into a specific anime like Madoka, Symphogear, Love Live, GWitch, etc. If you don't share any interests with him then it's easy to avoid him.
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>>563660098
>linked posts are so old they're not even archived
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>>563660803
I mean this isn't the first time /utg/ has had a guy saying
>"look at all these archive results for a normal ass word associated with me here that gets used in completely unrelated threads and contexts because it's a normal word to everyone else! all these results must be you saying it a million times!"
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>>563661621
*a specific type of anime, I accidentally a few words. He's not into yuri anime so much as yuribait anime.
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Today feels like aaaaaa big shot stimmy day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzdJW_1dx-E
Gonna boil some pipis
>connection error
Connection error THIS *grabs dick*
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fave just SOLVED deltarune (it's all gasters fault)
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>>563660098
This guy cannot possibly still be going
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asgore the wifeless
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>>563661801
I always chuckle because it’s such sub-70 IQ logic too
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>>563661662
It's this thread below, said Head Hathy.
>>>>/a/287455461
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Could the Fun Gang beat a hippo?
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>>563650486
I saw this post while playing on my phone on the clock so perhaps not lmao but thank you very much. Im glad people like her. I will try and draw some more of her once I get off work if anyone has any suggestions or requests or whatever
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>>563644009
i dont need to imagine when i look at their ass every day
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I will NOT be denied posting priviledges!!!!
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>>563661952

I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day i live.

>Fucks rudy
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The hat contains a small nerd
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>>563651771
thanks :)
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>>563661932
He is. He may be one of the most obsessed people in history unironically. He once archive replied to an almost exactly 10 years old post that was mentioning him. He seems to have deleted his post since though
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/79729542/#79891787_3
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>>563663518
If Susie can spell out the word 'break' they win
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>>563651771
thanks :)
oh my god I’ve tried to post this like four times can gaster get his fat fucking ass off the router
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>>563663628
He cross thread replied to the last posts in the last /utg/ thread on /rwg/ just a while ago.
>>563660679
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>>563663735
For the record I was doing the "take a post and change it to something vaguely related that came to mind" thing and not intentionally posting crossboardschizobait
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summer has made me miserable as fuck, said fave
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>thread was kinda nice for a while because cloudflare shitting itself seemingly drove off the usual suspects
>tourists start flooding in to discuss an off topic lolcow out of nowhere
damn
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>>563664045
why
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>>563663628
He's from a rich family so he has nothing better to do all day but shitpost. He used to be more productive and scanned a lot of imported doujins, but he got exiled from scanning communities for his schizophrenic antics.
This is what the ruins dummy ghost does with Napstablook's exorbitant cop income.
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>>563664289
It's getting really hard to post right now. Only the biggest autismos remain.
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>>563664370
i don't know. maybe i have the opposite of when people get sad in winter when they don't get enough sun.
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>>563664289
>off topic
Wrong, this is Toby's evil yurifag alter ego
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FAVE RICHARD JOHNSON
BORN ON THIS SPOT 1801
A MAN WITH OF CHARACTER WITH A MASSIVE COCK
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>>563664527
The transition to summer was really sudden this year
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doomin' and wow was that a weird time to be caught in an IP range.
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>>563663628
He will reply to this exact post in 2036 and Deltarune will STILL not be fully released
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>>563665360
I simply must ask. What does it mean to doom.
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fun’s over
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>>563665368
Deltarune will be finished in 2029, you're thinking of Unaltered
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THE FUN IS GOING OVER THAT CLIFF
AHHHH
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>>563665453
One must simply listen to MF DOOM and the rest will be made clear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAmcVmQDfc
>>563665460
I was watching the comfy slow thread, every other post was asking where the pillars were.
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>>563665527
>the game will be finished in 3.5 years
bold
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>>563665735
>asking where the pillars were
you mean celebrating that they were gone?
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Nigga having to actually lie out of ego kekroflmao
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>>563661621
Based taste tbqh
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>>563665872
Well the thread can keep celebrating at a funeral because not even a good poster is going to try and post through all the connection error attempts.
Nothing I have to post is worth five minutes of attempts, that's for sure.
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>>563645110
not even a single person even mentioned the fact it's a reference to megaman games where a recurring obnoxious enemy is a bird named pipi that drops an egg that hatches into a shitload of little tiny homing pipis

it's literally objectively just a funny stupid little reference to old megaman games that toby brings up afterward because it's funny to do things with like having spamton a spamton shove some in his mouth or whatever the fuck that scene in chapter 3 was about

also something about eggs being weirdly important (or not) in deltarune's deeper lore

also posted sheepman instead of pipis because it was the first megaman pic i ran into in my folder and it's cute
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>>563665317
that's true i am both fearful of the sudden passage of time and also the eternal WAIT we think of forever
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>>563662356
How suave. Sounds like it could play in Queen's mansion after Spamton takes over.
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>>563651906
I’m endeared by this sympathy
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>>563658629
I feel like you're a real stick in the mud/stick wedged in Tenna's fat buttcheeks
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>>563665941
Only Madoka and maybe Symphogear
Rest is garbage for yuritroons
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>>563645196
considering water=darkness , we should have thought of this more seriously as a lore thing
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>>563666232
then why was the thread so cozy and on topic?
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>>563658629
>more upset about the fat tenna posts than the shitter posts that they’re always making fun of
gaped
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>>563666404
uhhh well you see *nervously waddles away with a krauttasquenumbers-shaped tummy*
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>>563666324
that took you a concerning amount of time to think up
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>>563666361
The Shadow Mantle is like a butterfly but also a squid, an animal which has a mantle as an anatomy part
FRIEND is also like a squidcat (which would also be a HS reference and fit in with Noelle making weird Petz cat hybrids)
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Consider this: Pipis are eggs, darkness is the water of the womb, and the SOUL is sperm
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>>563666531
To be fair 4chan has been absolutely shitting itself all day and he might've tried earlier, failed 20 times in a row and decided to wait a few hours
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>>563666404
I don't know what talking about some other board's barneyfag has to do with the topic of the thread. At least the one guy posted about pipis and megaman. I guess if I scroll up half the thread there's the Asgorepost.
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>>563645110
"The Original"
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>>563666531
I was stuck in Tenna's fat buttcheeks (they have internet but it's range banned because Spamtom got too spicy)
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>>563666637
That happened at the very end of the thread. Nice deflection. What about everything else?
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low stimmies is making the thread pillar (singular) upsetti spaghetti
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>>563666637
see >>563664289
it was nice until /ghost/ decided to raid the thread out of absolutely nowhere
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>>563666489
i've seen it done to actual decent posts, though.

it reminds me of that one asshole who posted shit like "wow that's badass!" sarcastically when people were cringey about their fanfic ideas. i hope that guy stopped posting because he was hit by a double decker tram. anyway
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>>563666806
It’s a completely harmless joke, I don’t think saying it’s “done to” posts is an accurate level of severity. What is severe is Tenna’s cholesterol levels.
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>>563660550
But is this Toby-approved
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>>563666943
Y’know I still have no idea what the fuck cholesterol in food labels actually means
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>>563666943
Do Darkners have enough internal organs to have cholesterol?
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...
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>>563666774
Mmm...spaghetti...
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>>563665792
If we get 1 Chapter a year then Chapter 7 is in 2028. Chapter 8 and the elusive Chapter 0 need not apply
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God damn Toby just release the rest of the chapters and finish the game so I can move on with my life
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>>563667025
when you eat too many darkburgers and don’t S-action enough, a shadowcrystal substance builds up in your blood and can make you sick or snowgrave you
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will you buy toby's next game, nutdealer
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>>563667295
>If we get 1 Chapter a year

ch4 started being tested in January 2025 and released in June 2025

ch5 started being tested in April 2026 and if it takes as long as 4 will release in September 2026

If this trend continues chapter 6 will start being tested in July 2027 and will release in December 2027, and chapter 7 will start being tested in October 2028 and will release in March 2029, so we will not have a chapter in 2028.
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>>563667705
>smelly armpit timeline
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>>563667705
>smelly armpit timeline
You posted the same screenshot of berdly game for half a year and nobody cared.
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smelly armpit x posting reminds me of bigot tower
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i love buckethead <3
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>>563667554
No the next game I will be buying will be Unrelated.
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>>563667881
>smelly armpit tower
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So are you really bearing through cloudflare fuckery because you need chapter 2 shitpost yumyums that badly
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I'm sleepy mode but I haven't gone out yet today and if I go out I can go to the store and buy some ice cream hmmmm decision decisions
What do you think, Fave
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>>563667295
Toby confirmed there are only seven chapters in an interview. Also, it's 2029 because the egg man said Deltarune will be finished in 11 years.
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>>563667110
Headfooter
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>>563668076
cream
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>>563667824
>>563667871
You may be confusing me for someone else.
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>>563667987
>>563667881
>>563667871
>>563667824
PLEASE stop associating armpits with berdfag. after the great utdr armpit art renaissance of 2027 happens I want to be able to post lewd pitpics on utg without being called berdfag 2.0. people already associate my fave, catti with temfag. trying to give namefags interesting/funny traits is just making the problem worse
please...just ignore and hide their posts, do it for me. if not for me, then do it for all the pitfags in the world
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>>563668369
You used an image that an avatarfag uses, it’s on them for not noticing your post has a 4chan filename
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didn’t this “smelly armpit” spamming wave start after the latin america controversy
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>>563668495
I don't associate Catti with Temfag. I only associate Temfag with foot fetish art of Carol.
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>>563668495
Berdfag also posted catti's sweaty asshole for years.
This isn't some novel and new association. He made himself the sweaty fetish guy and made sure everyone knew by making the worst possible posts about his fetish for years.
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faves crinkled rotting elbows
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moid pussy or foid cock?
aka mussy and fock
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krisriel died.
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moid pussy or foid cock?
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>>563668628
I sure wonder why you only showed up when doomer did
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>>563667991
It's very telling they all appeared after Doomer returned.
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>>563668936
I sure wonder why you can search "sweaty asshole" in the archives and immediately find berdfag posts.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/473171541/#q473221078
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I'm Black Sans.
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>>563668495
This is me but with feet
Legs are sexy. Feet are sexy. I had a whole writeup but deleted suffice it to say temfag does not have exclusive rights to feet I dont do the zoomed in wrinkles stuff I just appreciate the cherry on top of the smooth curvy legs cake
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>>563669367
Are we asking for trouble here?
This general is for White Sans only.
Go do some moon equations dude.
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>>563667991
yes
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Krisp
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*rolls away with suspiciously discussion-shaped belly*
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>>563667991
>bearing
Kumagore
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>>563670002
oh no you don't!
*lassos you back here*
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kuma…tora…
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>>563666531
MOGGED by the sheer WEIGHT of Tennas fat ASScheeks summoned by TennaGODS
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>>563670505
But enough about Doomdoom coping and seething and accusing Tennafunposting of being botted (Tenna seals literally mauled him)
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we used to dream, what happened?
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>>563670893
I miss spoids, they could take a joke.
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If I was Kris I would turn all of the sexy darkners in to my sex slaves.
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>>563671007
All our dreams are stored on Cloudflare servers
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>>563671007
Posting images sucks now.
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fuck you ralsei go to jail you fucking pervert murderer embezzler
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>>563662331
They already beat bosses that weighed as much as one-*sound of gun cocking next to my head and cartoonishly large hand in a white glove in the corner of the screen* uhh I mean uhh w-well hippos are very intimidating creatures and *my eyes flick back and forth between the floor and the unseen gun wielder who is breathing heavily* so yeah I guess *I move my head as a long pointy nose almost hits me* uhh yeah they might have to bring some HEAVY reinforcement *sound of a nasally gameshow host whispering into my ear* I-I mean they might have to buy some equipment at the HIPpo Shop!
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>>563670893
Moid bot clique make the foids shake
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why is it so hot what the FUCK
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>>563671271
Luckily, he's not going alone
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you'd better hurry up mr tucker
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In a way i dont hate this whimsy russian roullete brand of shitpost filtering i plap a post out
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fave just came so hard it shot above their head
fave really loves when that happens
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>>563672283
what did fave coom to
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>>563672461
Cornography
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fave still wants to steal the crystal coconut
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>>563672283
a monster knotting another monster’s ass
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Fish I wish
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fave meant to reply this >>563672649 to this >>563672461 fave says whoops
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>>563671007
We woke up. And tasted the pain.
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>>563672580
K. Rouxls Kaard...
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KING KAARD ROUXLS
PROFESSIONAL BAD GUY
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>>563672725
Powerful fish
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>>563672563
Oh yeah?
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>>563668351
I went on the walk and bought the ice cream and it was a lovely experience
Once again Fave comes through
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Nobody will see this because of the site glitching so I can post how much I want to kiss Chara
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Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
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>>563673748
I do not want to kiss this Chara
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>>563673649
i saw it! i saw it clearly. and i will post this through all the errors and all the pain so everyone will know, that i really really want to kiss chara too
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Deltarune took so long to make the guy who voiced Wolf from Star Fox died
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It was glowing! The voice was glowing!
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>>563673815
i would. i would make out deeply with that chara and let them plunge their tongue right down my throat. there’s only like a 50% chance that it tastes like rotting organs. maybe 78%. well, okay, maaaaybe it’s like 81%. but it’ll be worth it. you don’t know how crazy i am! you don’t know! *does several choreographed dance moves into the shadows*
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>>563673569
hell yeahh
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>>563655989
Video game towns are not realistically proportioned and that's OK
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>>563674032
glowing??? like GREEEEEN???!?!!?
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>>563673649
This but Frisk and they're cute girls.
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my favorite part of lord of the hammer is when the heroes just play video games with the villain
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>>563671475
I wish my moid bot (mettaton) would make me (foid) shake
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>>563674330
YES! YES! YES!
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hoomanfags have the most boring, unappetizing taste known to man
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>>563674330
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my God...
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>>563674465
NO NO NO NO NO
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hoomanfags rock my socks!
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>>563674541 (me)
I apologize for posting twice I thought the first one didn't go through so I rewrote it to make the reference more obvious
This fucking site is so shit today
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>>563674330
deltarune is a game about fiction and the connection between the prophecy, lord of the hammer, dragon blazers and the dark worlds covers the theme of reinterpreting fiction
tenna is just one interpretation of the lord of screens
this will likely reach its thematic climax when deltarune is itself a reinterpretation of a pre-existing world, one that gaster opted to re-interpret, thus creating "MY DELTARUNE"

also makes me think of that one tumblr post where they talk about undertale like it's the fandom's woobified version of a game that doesn't actually exist
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>>563673275
All I wish is to kiss this fish miss
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>>563674665
It's okay anon, we're all in this together.
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>>563674501
Sorry we like hooman women
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Is someone DDOSing 4chan or is the server just doing that on its own because hiro accidentally spilled his piss jar on it?
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>>563674794
Be prepared to go fishing
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>>563674986
Maybe people would like your posts if they were adult women.
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I take it the site still isn't back to normal
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my eyes are so strained I want to rip them out of my head
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Hiroshimoot I'm going to fucking touch you and you're not gonna like it.
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>>563674763
yeah i dont care
you can focus on themes and stuff when the game is done
for now get back to kicking ass
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>krautsie and numbersugly still flushed
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Spamton going NEO on 4chan
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Deltarune? What a load of tripe! You've got all these stat pages that don't mean a thing, if you "spare" everyone you'll rarely ever use the weapons you find, and if you fight everything you'll get so good at dodging attacks that your armor barely matters either! I should've SPARED myself the trouble and DODGED playing this game!
The only time either ever matters is these ridiculous bosses at the end of each "Chapter", and why're these sections called that too? It's a game, not a novel! But I wouldn't be surprised if it was with how much reading I'm doing. You're playing through worlds, why not name your sections after that like a respectable game would?
And these bosses! Feh! A fat tubby king? Oh, how original! A lady who spends more time talking in the game already full of it! And then a TV who at least has the sense to put something classic on!
Why am I also not surprised the best one of them all is the fourth who figured out how to shut its trap!
If this Toby Fox fellow's got a lick of sense he'll bring back that section from his third "Chapter".
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I was thinking more about the stuff in sans' basement last night and a thought hit me. That photo cant be the fun gang, it just doesnt make sense for him to get that close with them after what we saw, which means it has to be a set of 3 other deltarune characters that Frisk never met if we're assuming he's from deltarune's world. And unless more will get introduced to us that he could feasibly know, the only trio that makes sense to group up is the remaining holidays, carol, rudy, and noelle. Question is, why would he not want to forget them?
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>>563675645
Can't a guy go on a date with his Black girlfriend without being badgered by 4chan anons
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>>563675731
Everyday i become more cranky kong
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>>563675795
not like there isn't still time to get close to him
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>>563675731
CoL but cranky
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>>563675645
Numbers has a 3 day for posting Asriel's cock and balls. He will be back in a day or two.
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>>563675795
>it just doesnt make sense for him to get that close with them after what we saw
What makes you think that?
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>>563674763
>also makes me think of that one tumblr post where they talk about undertale like it's the fandom's woobified version of a game that doesn't actually exist
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>>563675795
Maybe he just photobombed them at the festival.
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>>563671087
The better weird route
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>>563675795
it could be kris, toriel, and sans
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Yesterday truly was the best thread we've had in months
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Susie watched Family Guy "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this show is so funny" goes to Dark World and Ralsei says something and Susie says "Shut up Ralsei" (this is a Family Guy reference) and Ralsei gets upset and Susie feels bad
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>>563675938
>>563676018
You saw the ending of ch4, say what you will about fan reaction but Kris is very clearly not happy and Susie is weirded out enough to go back to her house of her own will, which she wouldnt even call in ch2. They wont want him around, and neither will a good chunk of players now.
>>563676049
Ralsei is a darkner, so it cant happen at the festival
>>563676075
The photo is 3 people frisk "doesnt recognize", so that disqualifies every single character that appears in both games on Frisk's quest. That leaves a few scattered weirdos, and the only trio from that pool that has plot relevance together is the Holidays
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>>563676236
>a full thread of begging for thread pillars to return and saying "wow this is the best thread ever" plus some artschizo conversation too
I don't see it but I'm glad you had fun.
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>>563676308
I still think it's the fun gang though given that the holidays are canonically in the underground and frisk COULD have met them, especially because Noelle is visibly there in the expanded anniversary stream. Toby wouldn't have added her if you're not supposed to recognize her for such an important lore mystery bit
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New cooky headcannon;

Twisted Sword = Toriel's corkscrew for opening her wine. It has the effect of decreasing "trance". If you have it, she can't open her wine. Someone can drink themselves "into a trance", a state where they continue to function but on autopilot without really "being there". This usually results in a complete memory blackout.

But of course that'd paint Toriel as not being perfect. Toby can't do that, she's a strong, independent woman.
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>>563676308
This sort of thinking is short sighted, there's no proof the relationship with sans can't improve or change more, and it's not even like that's needed for sans to want to not forget kris/susie for reasons yet to occur
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>>563676436
>dropped his avatar
holy angy
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Jevil has a mask in official merch
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>>563676436
Not true, we also talked about how moids are total sluts and need to pull out their cocks.
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>>563676436
you forgot your femboy stoner ralsei avatar
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>>563676471
>frisk COULD have met them
No, it's outright impossible for Frisk to meet them, unless you can open the unmodded game right now and show me where they are. Frisk cannot meet them in their time in the Underground. If you want to use the anniversary stream, consider that Toby never went into the basement there so we have no idea if having a glimpse of Noelle wouldve changed Frisk's text for the photo, and the fact UT Noelle is much younger than DR so they might still not recognize her anyway
>>563676523
Sure, there's always a chance but there's 3 chapters left. Sans would have to be forced into their group next chapter for it to work out, and he'd need to be with them in the dark world because of Ralsei. And even then, wouldnt Frisk mention one of the people in the photo is human? That would be a very defining thing to bring up
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>>563676308
This sort of thinking is short sighted, there's no proof the relationship with sans can't improve or change more, and it's not even like that's needed for sans to want to not forget kris/susie for reasons yet to occur. This isn't to say that it HAS to be them obviously just that it isn't deconfirmed just because of one scene
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New cooky headcannon;

Twisted Sword = Toriel's corkscrew for opening her wine. It has the effect of decreasing "trance". If you have it, she can't open her wine. Someone can drink themselves "into a trance", a state where they continue to function but on autopilot without really "being there". This usually results in a complete memory blackout.

But of course that'd paint Toriel as not being perfect. Toby can't do that, she's a strong, independent woman.
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>>563676576
That's what the CHAOS is
That's what the point of the CHAOS is
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>>563676030
As cool as that idea is I think it's too smart for Toby. I believe that Undertale's glaring moral issues and strange quirks regarding the overall narrative and characters stems from Toby having an underdeveloped (I.E: very black and white) concept of morality when making the game. I think that's the case because Deltarune's morality is a bit more nuanced (emphasis on a bit) compared to its prequel while a lot of Toby's character writing quirks remain with some more cohesion.
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Twisted Sword = Berdly's corkscrew penis
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i’m a weak codependent man
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>>563677012
Yeah Damascus
That's the capital of Syria
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0 on-topic discussions
0 threads unshitted
7 pictures of femboy weed-smoking Ralsei
>DOOMER: the Potential Pillar
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>>563677028
Is it very black and white? Mostly characters get upset when you kill their friends and Sans chides you mildly at the end
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>>563676030
It’s funny how after Toby’s gamer rant about flawed characters in the 10th anniversary stream this schizo wall doesn’t make any sense anymore
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>>563677028
I dont think its incompetence, more a grey morality wouldve simply gotten in the way of the asriel/metagaming plot he ACTUALLY wanted. You need to be making friends for his plan to work, you need to want everyone underground to have a happy ending, if you're being told to question the values of these people that gets in the way. And you need to be painted as a villain for Genocide to work, because its not about a "Doing what you think is right, regardless of cost" route, its a "lol dude what would happen" route
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Undertale is a Christian game about forgiving everyone you meet because they only attack you out of confusion or ignorance and because death is insubstantial.
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Undertale's purpose was to make the Gerson fight in chapter 4 as hype as possible
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>>563677325
buddhist
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>>563677187
So what? Most of them are trying to rip out your soul anyway, their opinion hardly matters.
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>>563677596
joseph bulkin...
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>>563677028
>Deltarune
>Morally grey
Toby can't even kill his characters, though.
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CoLlywolly…
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>>563677596
so why are you malding about their opinions on this here forum
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>>563676308
>The photo is 3 people frisk "doesnt recognize"
Not quite
>* (There are photos of Sans with a lot of people you don't recognize.)
>* (... and, one photo of you standing with Sans and all your friends.)
>* (It's a poorly drawn picture of three smiling people.)
>* (Written on it...) "don't forget."

The photos of people Frisk doesn't recognise are not necessarily the "don't forget" people, I think the more common assumption when considering Sans's badge and his familiarity with science, Gaster and Alphys is that Sans worked in the Lab, the badge was his ID and the people Frisk doesn't recognise are Sans's colleagues. This is further backed up by this being the default thing to appear when you inspect Sans's Workshop, suggesting it's not related to Deltarune.
The poorly drawn picture only appears once you interact with Clam Girl and learn about Suzy, if the first photo had anything to do with Deltarune it wouldn't appear first, it would appear when something Deltarune related is invoked like the picture is.
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Deltarune is morally gay
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>>563675217
I also like aged up hoomans and post them though.
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What if Spamton nutted by accident when he got his first foot massage from the Swatchlings and it then became a habit?
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Yo, I'm gay. I just went on stream and said it. I'm gay. I'm coming out the closet. I'm doing this, I'm doing that. What would I really lose by saying "I'm gay"?
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>>563677784
>smiling people
Well it definitely cant be kris now lol
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How would the morality of Undertale be affected if instead of the monsters trying to kill you, they try to have sex with you like BattleFuck game?
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>>563677187
You kill them in self defense as nearly every enemy you encounter will absolutely kill you and fight to the death if given the chance, not to mention the fact that Frisk's soul is planned to be used as a means to kickstart a genocide. By all accounts every enemy you kill can properly fit under self defense unless you are actively grinding them in the genocide route.
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>>563677784
I was about to say this. The Don't Forget thing is a drawing. It can be anyone. Only the photos are of people Frisk doesn't know (and in true pacifist epilogue there's an extra photo of Sans with Frisk and her friends)
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>>563678128
Did you jump from a counter in a green morph suit, like tradition dictates?
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good kush and alcohol, I'm on that good kush
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the five nights at faveys lore is cwazy
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>>563677990
This is some of the worst type of art posted here. Where’s the undertale?
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>>563676030
weird way to just say that undertale le heckin subverts character archetypes
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My mom is skinny and drinks in moderation fuck this gay earth
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>>563678317
Frisk and Chara are right there, just off-model. Maybe you're just racist against hoomans. Don't like them off-model, don't like them in-model. Doesn't like anything.
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>>563678317
one of the characters has brown hair and closed eyes and no beard
when somebody has brown hair and closed eyes and no beard that's undertale
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>>563678354
>torielfags consist of losers who can’t pull a woman so they resort to sexualizing their own mother
More news at 5
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>>563677354
It worked very well
>Ralsei:I don't think we can beat it :(
>Gerson:*one shots the save point barrier* I'M OLD!
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COOL
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>>563678354
creepy post
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mothers can't be sexualized because they were already sexualized in order to become a mother
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>>563675714
I've been trying to reply to this with a joke for a fucking HOUR and it refuses to go through. Truly, in a 1 for 1 battle, NEO never loses...
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Dogsred was crazy good this week
No Chapter 5 was crazy BAD this week
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Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
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>>563678584
>smelly armpit statue
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why did gaster just pour all this blood in my pants
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The posts are coming through multiple times. Mike, clean up the duplicates!
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What if Spamton
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>>563676003
>you were first in line to see the cock 'n balls to know that this is the reason that he's gone for that specific reason
i am not even surprised, but at least you really are what's printed on the tin.
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>>563678990
I think they make pads for that sort of thing now.
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>>563678629
Posting images just SUCKS now.
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Since the site won't let me post images, you'll have to imagine a cute goat here
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now the thread is diseased and low-quality
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now the thread is diseased and low-quality
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What if spamton had a built in emote where he takes off his suit and gets fucking [Birthday suit]
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>>563679150
>>563679157
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
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>>563679191
>it's a literal birthday suit shaped like a cake + a party hat
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Will the "Dess wasn't the greatest person" chapter be chapter 5, chapter 6 or chapter 7
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I can't fucking post!
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>>563679342
I think we're at least gonna get the first hints in Chapter 5, maybe Noelle will finally crack and remember something she repressed, or perhaps Asgore, being an ex-cop, will drop a clue or two related to her delinquency.
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WooooaaaaooaoooohoooOOOoooOOOah story of /utgeeeeee/
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ough im going to cry im literally shakijg why is chara making me do the weird route i dont want to do this *keeps playing the route* awawawawa
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*waddles imagelessly into thread drenched in puppet sweat*
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>>563679349
that's not a bad thing.
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Can a femanon peg Hiroshimoot with the largest dildo in your collection? These servers issues are so fucking gay, and not even the good kind.
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>>563679597
not shaking or crying
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>>563679342
Probably 5 or 6, that way theres still room to deal with the consequences of that after its an unavoidable thing
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now the cake is diseased and low-quality
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>kraut paid for a pass to post faster
Oh no no no
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>>563676436
This post is accidentally very revealing about what Doomer sees when he looks at the thread.
There were actually very few posts about pillars (0 about him or kraut) and the art schizo conversation was very short but because Doomdoom only cares about drama through his eyes that's all the thread was about totally missing that 95% was actually on topic conversation he just ignored because he doesn't care about it.
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>>563679836
nyoooooh…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9mB1sVJz4
GUARDIAN LYRICS:
0:28
>And as your hope starts to fade,
>And all your dreams start to wane-
>This is our DELTARUNE
>And as the world turns to grey,
>I'm with you in the-
>To write a shining new page,
>Cage- Dragon- And Darkest Mage
>This is your DELTARUNE.
>You know that something will change.
>With hope crossed on your-

0:58
>Darkness slithering, appearing serpentine.
>Heartbeat quickening, what you waiting for? STRIKE!
>Earth starts trembling, future's in all of your hands-
>Brightly shining dark, Inside your heart-

>Darkness slithering, appearing serpentine.
>Heartbeat quickening, what you waiting for? STRIKE!
>Earth starts trembling, future's in all of your hands-
>Brightly shining dark, Inside your heart-

1:12
>Fill up your lungs with cold air-
>Ignore the lingering fear-
>This is my DELTARUNE.
>Take vows with all of your friends,
>You can persist until the end,

1:39
>Can you hear its song? (x4)
>Deep in your heart.
>Can you hear its song? (x4)
>Deep in the dark.
>Shadows cutting deep. (x4)
>Deep in your heart.
>Shadows cutting deep. (x4)
>Deep in the dark.

(Loop from here)
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nyoooo burdly!!!! dont bwing da woawing!!!!
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>>563679768
What else is he going to spend his NEETbux on?
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>>563680027
you and your silly theories.
i have a household to manage, a place to to be and one to go and a person to take care of.

in short: i got shit to do that's far more important than pissing you off.
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>tested and can’t attach images
Lol kraut actually is paying money to have recognizable melties on a 4chan general
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>>563680159
Then why do you post here constantly
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>>563680182
you pay money to piss yourself?
i do this free of charge.
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>i have a household to manage
bwahahahahaha
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>>563680206
We all need friends.
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>>563680206
fun?
are you not enjoying yourself?
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>>563680182
but I can post images and I'm not that guy
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563680280
You're too low iq to realize you just shot yourself in the foot with this post
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>two threadshitters have the 4chan pass
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>>563680452
ONE might.
ain't me.
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*snork*
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testing
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>>563680550
Put that thing away
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it's so over
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>>563680348
you’re ignoring your dying mother for fun? What about all the responsibilities you just listed? I thought you had better things to do
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>>563680810
Nordrhein-Westfalen?
Millions must buy Deltarune?
We're so back.
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>>563655989
Realistically its a 15 minute walk.
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>>563666291
i only want the best for the pippinses
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>>563681007
odd choice of words.
"i want the finest of shits"
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>>563681082
you typed this instead of spending time with your dying mom
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I'm fat.
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>>563681158
you typed this message not having or looking for a boyfriend.
no wonder, i can smell you from here.
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>>563679975
More lyrics cause these r fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01Tsgwe2dQ
0:20
>AH! THE WORLD REVOLVING NOW!
>THE WORLD KEEPS CHANGING- HOW- HOW- CAN I, CONTAIN SUCH GLEE?
>WHEN THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND-
>ME! YES, JUST ME AND YOU!
>YOU'VE GOT A GAME TO-
>A GAME TO LOSE! YES, YOU'LL NEVER WIN!
>NOW, WHO MAKES OUR WORLD SPIN?

>NO, DON'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T LOOK AWAY!
>HA-HA-FA-HAH-HUH-HAH- WHAT'S THERE TO SAY, WHAT'S THERE TO SAY?
>YES, ONLY YOU AND ME, KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MOST FREE.
>THERE'S NOT A CAGE THAT CAN CONTAIN-
>YES, WE CAN LAUGH, YES WE CAN PLAY, WITH FOOLS TO SLAY!
>HA-HEY-HUE-HAH-HO-HEY-! YOU'LL COME TO PAY, YOU'VE GOT TO PRAY-!
>AS THE WORLDS SPIN ROUND, YOU'LL COME TO SEE WHAT MY TRUTH MEANS,
>THE TRUTH THAT ONLY WE CAN-

>SEE, THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING ROUND!
>WE HAVE TO BURN IT DOWN!
>WHO TURNS THE WORLD AROUND?
>WE'RE FINALLY PLAYING-
>GAMES, DO YOU ENJOY THE SHOW!?
>I FIND IT RATHER SLOW!
>BUT WHO AM I TO KNOW?
>I'LL TURN YOU ALL TO GHOSTS!

>THE WORLD REVOLVING!

>WHEN, THE LIGHT SHALL MEET THE DARK!
>THE BEAUTY IN YOUR HEART.
>WILL START A WORLD ANEW,
>AND FROM IT SOMETHING GREW,
>THROUGH THIS SHEER DARKENED GLASS,
>I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO CLASS,
>I CAN DO ANYTHING!
>THE WORLD REVOLVING!
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>>563681249
proof?
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>>563681268
>every anon is a woman
>every chungus personality is a man
make it make sense
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>>563681268
you also typed this instead of spending time with your dying mom
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>>563681249
We know, moid
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>he doesn't need the pass because he's a janny
LOL
(This post is about Burgerpants)
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Why does Toby keep letting Hussie make terrible decisions when it comes to interfering in the Homestuck fandom.
Surely he should be able to give him some great advice about staying out of your own way.
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>>563679975
More lyrics cause these r fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01Tsgwe2dQ
0:20
>AH! THE WORLD REVOLVING NOW!
>THE WORLD KEEPS CHANGING- HOW- HOW- CAN I, CONTAIN SUCH GLEE?
>WHEN THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND-
>ME! YES, JUST ME AND YOU!
>YOU'VE GOT A GAME TO-
>A GAME TO LOSE! YES, YOU'LL NEVER WIN!
>NOW, WHO MAKES OUR WORLD SPIN?

>NO, DON'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T LOOK AWAY!
>HA-HA-FA-HAH-HUH-HAH- WHAT'S THERE TO SAY, WHAT'S THERE TO SAY?
>YES, ONLY YOU AND ME, KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MOST FREE.
>THERE'S NOT A CAGE THAT CAN CONTAIN-
>YES, WE CAN LAUGH, YES WE CAN PLAY, WITH FOOLS TO SLAY!
>HA-HEY-HUE-HAH-HO-HEY-! YOU'LL COME TO PAY, YOU'VE GOT TO PRAY-!
>AS THE WORLDS SPIN ROUND, YOU'LL COME TO SEE WHAT MY TRUTH MEANS,
>THE TRUTH THAT ONLY WE CAN-

>SEE, THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING ROUND!
>WE HAVE TO BURN IT DOWN!
>WHO TURNS THE WORLD AROUND?
>WE'RE FINALLY PLAYING-
>GAMES, DO YOU ENJOY THE SHOW!?
>I FIND IT RATHER SLOW!
>BUT WHO AM I TO KNOW?
>I'LL TURN YOU ALL TO GHOSTS!

>THE WORLD REVOLVING!

>WHEN, THE LIGHT SHALL MEET THE DARK!
>THE BEAUTY IN YOUR HEART.
>WILL START A WORLD ANEW,
>AND FROM IT SOMETHING GREW,
>THROUGH THIS SHEER DARKENED GLASS,
>I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO CLASS,
>I CAN DO ANYTHING!
>THE WORLD REVOLVING!
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too hard to post about fave, gonna practice on my harp instead and think of him
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>>563681351
women aren't funny, they can't tap into the chungussy.
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>>563681464
pleasepleasepleaseplease post a vocaroo of you harping
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>>563681445
Cringe x2
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>>563681445
can you do tv time next
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>>563681464
Consider this my muse application
*eats while you play*
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>>563681531
i've been away from it for a long time so i'm not good at it
>>563681707
accepted
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Did the original Shitch always take so fucking long to charge up asked fave
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>>563681531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQiFMWcmWu0
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I feel like one of the only 4 people who can post right now.
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>>563682015
how has posting managed to get progressively worse over the last 24+ hours.
it was actually way better when the captchas just took a minute to load.
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Deltarune ruined my life
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4chan's so dead nobody will notice that I'm stroking my cock
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me when I get mustard for christmas
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epic fart beatbox raps
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epic poop beatbox raps
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Tenna's fat buttcheeks
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>>563682254
well the entire site going down for half an hour last night might explain a bit
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I want Carol to kick me in the nuts and make out with me while I cry.
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>>563682558
I'm pegging them btw
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Molesting Kris is punk rock
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after working on a computer all day I can't even draw to unwind because that's just another surface right in front of my face
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Fast????
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Does Deltarune canonically take place over the course of 7 years?
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Balls
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>>563682015
*insta pick Ellis*
AABLLBLBLBLBLYEEEEEEEEAAAAHEHEHEHEHEEAAAHHH WOOOOOO GET SOME BABY GET SOOOOOME LIGHT THAT MOTHER UP WOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEAAAAH DIEDIEDIE YEEEAAAAAH
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>>563681616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2PJbTuZlTU

0:12
>Please, though it seems our show's about to end!
>It's T- V- !

>TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SHOW!
>Mr. Tenna's TV TIME! (TV TIME!)
>Get your Mikes, Camera, and Action!
>It's a such a Family-Fun- TV Time! You know it's TV Time,
>Only on Prime-Slime-...
>TV TIME! (It's TV Time!)
>(Laugh and Cry, for your own sanity!)

0:32
>It's the host, with the most milquetoast roasts, baby, that's TV Time! (TV TIME!)
>It's just such a groovy-movie time, so fun that it's a crime!
>TV TIME! Hands off the merchandise, Pesky little! (Don't you say-)
>TV TIME! You know that it's TV TIME!

0:45
>No one but Tenna's TV TIME! (YOU KNOW TV'S ALL MINE)
>The only king of your TV TIME-! (CAUSE IT'S TV TIME!)
>Take a hint, and start confessin'
>Better than EMAIL? YUP IT'S TV TIME! (ALWAYS GONNA BE ALIVE!)
>You just love watching TV TIME! (YOU LOVE IT SOSOSO MUCH!)
>It's a journey into your mind! (TEN-NUH'S TEE-VEE TIME!)
>Take a hint, start confessing!
>THAT YOU LOVE TV TIME! IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M EVEN ALIVE!
>IT'S! T- V-!

1:27
>GOT ANY SECRETS!?
>Hah! Don't keep em' from family!
>And I'm the greatest part, I'm just your TV!
>GOT ANY SECRETS!?
>Hah! Is it that YOU LOVE TV?
>Dinner and a show, it'll make you ALL SCREAM!

>GOT ANY SECRETS!?
>Hah! Don't keep em' from family!
>And I'm the greatest part, I'm just your TV!
>GOT ANY SECRETS!?
>Hah! Is it that YOU LOVE TV?
>Dinner and a show, it'll make you ALL SCREAM!

1:53
>I'll let you go! This is our finale!
>You'll see...
>Cue for you to cry, cause it's time for us to say goodbye!
>We're live...
>TV TIME! Was I just an appliance...?
>YOU'LL SEE! Bigger and better! NEO shows up on your screen!
>YOU'LL SEE! I'll live forever, what's better than TV?
>COULD BE... The family, and they're all back together with me!
>IT'S THE... END!
>OF OUR TV TIME!
>YES IT'S TV-
>LIVE ON TV TIME!
>YES! IT'S TV TIME!
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>>563682842
>I'll take "Things Tenna would never do" for 500 POINTS!
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give us your balls
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>>563682904
No. Noelle is just ahead of the curve on Among Us references.
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Honesty I’ve always thought 4chinz needed like 33% less traffic anyhow
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>>563682992
lmaoo
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Rudy knight theory doesn't make much sense to me because the game has clearly set up that Kris's world is dominated by the women in their life. Even the prophecy makes them out to be nothing but a cage, a tool to support "The Girl" and then be discarded when there's no more use for them.
also fix the fucking website you chinese troglodytes
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>>563644379
wha
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>>563683007
>t. Vasectomy doctor
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Kris, something happened to me last Thursday when I was walking home.

I had a couple of blocks to go -- I looked up and saw a black glassy object in the trees, to the south! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense darkness all around me -- and when I came to, I was home.

What do you think happened to me?
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pokemon is better than deltarune anyway
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>>563683118
why did they make horrible mother character so cute?
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>>563683272
even holiday cheer won't save Kris from juandice
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FAST? FAST?
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Did they finally figure this shit out
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>>563683154
Kris is a girl
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WE’RE FUCKIN BALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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https://youtu.be/vm6na33zUT4
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IM WORKING ON MY GAME
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nope we're going back
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>>
>site is almost functional now
but for how long?
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Okay now that everything is back to normal can all the pillars come all in at once
I'm sure some of us are having stimmies withdrawl
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>>563644379
smells like... rubber?
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>>563683751
Kill yourself d**mer
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I’m eatin nuggies n fries
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>>563683751
anon, i'm sorry... they died of starvation
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>>563683865
EVERYTHING you touch somehow sucks.
not because you did it, but specifically because all things you like coincidentally suck as if the gods guide you to be not likeable.

it's a shame really, because i know honest work goes into it.
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>>563683953
Wtf me too, it just got delivered to me. Are you me in a parallel universe?
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>>563683865
me obn da left
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>>563683332
you saw fave true form
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>>563684046
*lifts kraut up gently in my arms and guides him to teet for him to suckle off* hush little one
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>>563683865
I love how cursed this is
Could I interest you in ever drawing Pluey outside his cat suit? I think Shadowguys are hot...
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>>563684247
*aggressively shits in someone's cistern*
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>>563683865
plueybal lecter
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>>563679140
This but human.
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Stimmington G Stimmington
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>>563684227
>those humans
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>>563684247
How come Kraut gets to suckle on booba
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>>563684227
I like how the monsters are very well drawn and look very endearing but the humans betray how the artist has sexual identity issues.

truly a reflection of the self.
it's kind of the same when artists draw genitalia.
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>>563683865
He is writhing in leaves in TV world public park
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krautkraut is trying to get his fix because the slowness is making him cwanky
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>>563683865
ok but what if this was carol?
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call fave The Cage the way they grip that dih
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Me on the left.
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In the 4th TobySoft game, they'll add time trials and the developer times will be so fucking hard they'll require frame perfect mastery
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>>563683154
Thematically Rudy Knight is retarded but itd be a surprising twist
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>>563644379
why is she making these faces?
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>>563685056
i'll put the developer in a time trial.
motherfucker takes a fucking decade to make a gay pixel game.
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^
Wow these are terrible
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>>563685173
>>563685220
burn!
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femanons raping kraut in front of his mom
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>>563685119
asked susie who candace is
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just changed my broking wobbling pen nib for the first time in like 8 months. i expect to be drawing like fucking PICASSO from now on
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>>563683865
Lmfao at pink soul
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>>563684227
This Frisk is sexy
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>>563685418
0 shame when saying that
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The chapter 5 weird route boss will use the lust SOUL mode.
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>>563685315
PoC femanons forcing Kraut to pump his White sperm into them so they can have beautiful and powerful race-mixed offspring...
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>>563685418
Everything led up to this point
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>>563685315
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT I SAY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE /POL/TARD GETS TO BE RAPED WHILE I'M STILL HOLDING OUT TO WAKE UP TO FAVE PUTTING DUCK-TAPE OVER MY MOUTH!?!??!?!
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>>563685056
Chapter 4 already sort of had time trials
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>>563685315
>rape a man
sorry, but sex implies there's an erection.
and the local spoids, pippshits make cocks disappear anywhere but not in them.
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Surely two weeks of playtesting is enough
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i want a new game deltarune raped me
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>>563685315
What is it with you people and rape? its always Rape, rape rape! No ones gonna be raping anybody
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>>563685943
>kraut doesn't believe in female rape
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>>563685906
you cannot dodge this attack gayboy
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>>563686067
weird route rose broke them.
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>>563686083
>He doesn't think Kress was canon
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>spoids and pippinsposters turned him trans
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>>563686083
Krautsie wants the Anissa Special
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deltarune raped my brother
fuck you toby
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If the Holidays are all Knights, does that make Noelle a princess?
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>>563686083
an erection is implicit consent in a way.
an erection is a declaration of subconscious attraction.
you could argue that getting your dick hopped on is not furtuitous, maybe you've got a wife, maybe the woman has a spouse that will relocate his smile into a different zip code if he found out, maybe there are other reasons for you disagreeing but the magic thing here is: your dick don't care.

at least one part of you consents and without it, there is no sex going one way or another and i would consider this implicit consent, while verbally wanting it would be explicit consent.
so yeah: one's moral objections, fears of repercussions associated with infidelity, blackmail, dislike of a person or other factors do no longer matters when your wilhelm stands.
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if I got raped in the butt I wouldn't get an erection or cum cause I'm not gay
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>>563684268
I have a few times, I'm too much of a furry to be properly attached to the regular human over the cat version, but I like his weirdness over willingly wearing a restrictive cat suit and and what that says about his character outside of the fantasy logic of a cutesy cartoon video game
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>>563686671
god hes so cute
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>>563683272
Berdly -> Susie is nice, the purple color contrasts his dum orange beak in a pleasing way
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Dess forcibly pegged fave
was it gay?
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>>563686559
so all krautsie needs is a fleshlight for some spicy yaoi
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>>563686604
why would you get aroused by a shit that aggressively goes uno reverse card on you?
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>>563679342
Didn't she force Kris to watch softcore porn with her when they were a child?
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>>563686813
google "prostate"
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>>563686671
I had no idea! But thanks for bringing suit-less Pluey to my attention, lovely art as always
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>>563686067
stimmieword
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>>563686915
>softcore porn
they were just music videos. probably something like
https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4
toriel is just a religious prude
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interesting that kraut implies he doesn’t actually know how chemicals work, meaning he is now distilled
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>>563686921
google foreskin, dumbass.
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Doomer got shat on
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>>563685374
epic swag
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Stop it, I don't wanna be horny for once but you're all making my imagination go awol.
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>>563687138
okay
now get on the milking rack
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>>563687256
i am sure he likes that.
>>563687123
thread is still in denial about osmotic pressure being real.
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The year is 2065 and all men except the /utg/ thread pillars are either infertile or dead. Only the most powerful of them get to become breeding sluts in the the femanon farm.
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Toby update us pls
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gluttonous fuck
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If the site ever dies for real we all agree to go back to 8ch right
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fave is sad there is no guro art of their non ut/dr fave
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Your replies can't hide it, Anon. Without fave, the general grows dull.
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>>563687501
Sorry, that'll be all from me on this subject for a while... *(laugh)s in the distance*
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>Dragon Blazers is an adaptation of an adaptation of the prophecy
>Dragon Blazers is the in-universe equivalent to all the fucking underswap shit and AUs that define Undertales success
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Can these faggots running the website do anything right
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>>563686559
Do you apply this logic to women who display signs of arousal while being raped?
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>563688021
you already know he’s gonna say yes lol
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oh, pardon me *runs away with successfully posted reply-shaped belly*
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>>563688050
take it back
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>>563688050
Tenna!
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We all have heard of the idea before, of a world where everything is exactly the same except you don't exist and yet it functions without any problem. But what if our world is the one where someone never existed? What if, in an alternate timeline there is an extra character in Deltarune? A second childhood friend to Kris, a fourth party member since chapter 1, the fave of many. In this word it has no shape, not even a concept within the creator's mind. We will never get to see them.
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>>563688021
this is like asking a fish if it shits in the ocean
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Kris isn't Noelle's friend. If they were Noelle would care about Kris being bullied by Susie but she doesn't.
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>>563688215
god I miss when he didn't intentionally talk like a Japanese ESL
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>>563688215
>[RETCONNEDGAGSHITARG]
Next.
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>>563688050
>* heh, the ol' whoopie cus-
>* i forgot to set that up, actually.
>* d'you really just blast ass like that? might have to cut you off of those hot dogs, bud.
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>>563687759
No
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>>563688021
since when do women have erections?
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>>563688021
In a real rape, the female body has ways to shut that down.
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toby is an antisemite for using the g word for monsters and not the jews
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The fuck is gagshitarg
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>>563688379
Since kristurds started calling themselves women
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>>563688379
google "clitoris"
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Speaking of erections, check this motherfucker out
*Whips out cock*
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>>563688518
It's when a pirate starts choking on hardtack
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>>563688651
lmao irl
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>>563688646
hmmm, decent length, good thickness, the curve and color could use some work
time for the durability test
>*takes out hammer*
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>tfw no fave to gaslight you into thinking that you enjoyed all of it when they rape you daily and you cum without fail
:(
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>>563688646
Susie...
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>>563688646
post it, moidslut
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will rouxls show up in chapter5
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Fave couldn't get their parents to sign the permission slip for middle school sex ed because they were afraid to ask.
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>>563688646
Hey, pretty cool erection!
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Where did everybody go... bingo?
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>>563688651
Ew! why does it look like a dead rat?
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>>563688646
woulda been a good post to end /utg/ on
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>>563688646
meh. not even worth frotting
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>>563688597
Google "The Trial of Marianne Bachmeier"
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>>563688363
Good post
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>>563688021
You ever think that its kinda fucked up that Humans are the most hypersexual animals on the planet? its not a common thing to be this obsessed with sex in the animal kingdom, in fact its so uncommon that people misattribute intelligence to animals who rape for pleasure (Dolphins, Ducks)
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>>563686915
Yeah but the spice channel was really fuzzy
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>>563687941
When I said "Deltarune is Toby's personal Undertale AU" around chapter 1's release I meant it as a joke and here we are
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I'm reading a book about the captain of the Demeter from Dracula, and there are detailed dream sequences of him sticking his dick in the center of his ship's helm and spinning it around
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>>563688215
Why are JRPG players so retarded? A Morrowind player is excited to see the world realistically respond when he sees that that Kaa''isa the Khajiit cries and wishes death on the player for selling them into slavery. An Underrune player wants to sell an entire village into slavery and be praised for it by the villagers.
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Bomboclat
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>>563687759
the fuck you talking about "going back" i never want to go there in the first place
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Wow the site is jist dead now
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penis.
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>>563688502
his friends prevent him from saying anything good about jews
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>>563688518
The noise a pirate makes when choking
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let me post my berdly images you fucker
*kills 4chan servers with a laser beam*
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It’s over!
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You Have Not Defeated Me
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It's scarcely begun.
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Testing
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>i took 4chan 1 hour to load a handful of posts.
man, you guys are cooked.
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Hiro what is your fucking problem
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4CHAN! SPEAK TO ME!
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*waddles in with a belly full of undersea internet cable barnacles*
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Woah I can see again
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>>563690047
He's pulling the strings (4chan server cables) and making them ring (crashing this website with no survivors)
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>>563688215
>you are allowed to do bad things and good things and there are things that happen on both. that is freedom.
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4chan is getting forcefed with endless AI slop and the servers are having trouble keeping up please understand. We NEED endless AI slop thread or else the site will collapse.
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I can touch, I can feel, I can hear and see
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>>563690175
Thank you overweight spamton for saving 4chan
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>>563688781
They make porn audios for that sort of thing, you know
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WE'RE SO BACK!
IT'S SO OVER...
WE'RE SO BACK!
IT'S SO OVER...
WE'RE SO BACK!
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https://x.com/i/status/2044501227199991849

Maybe I need a Switch 2
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>>563690565
to what
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>>563690406
Would banning those kinds of threads really lift the weight on the servers? I don't know how desperate hiro is to have 4ch seem like its more active than it actually is when it means having that crap infest the place.
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>>563690626
To make an island filled with darkners dating each other
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>>563690565
tomodachi life is on switch 1
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*phone flies into your face during the 7th crash today*
https://youtube.com/shorts/4Ob_Yy0z2qk
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>>563690565
>kris with the hideous piercings
why do so many people do this?
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Toby should drop the chapters right when this place is having server issues that'll be really funny
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>>563690420
All in a day's work
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>>563690406
Its genuinely insane how there is at least one AI general on every single board. This place is such a fucking dump.
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>DT EXTRACTOR STATUS: ACTIVE
>SIGNAL AMPLIFIER STATUS: ACTIVE
>PHOTON READER STATUS: ACTIVE
>DARKTOTEM1 STATUS: ACTIVE
>DARKTOTEM2 STATUS: ACTIVE
FOUNTAIN IN PROGRESS ...

PREPARATIONS ARE NEARLY COMPLETE
PLEASE STAND BY DURING INTERFERENCE PERIOD

YOU MAY EXPERIENCE PAIN AND SEIZURE
IN THE EVENT OF SUDDEN CONNECTION FAILURE
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>>563690778
you're right then everyone would have to play the game
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HELLO?!?!?!??!??
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God my fucking neck hurts
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>>563690675
when the site made an announcement that they would raise the price of 4chan passes by like $10 my honest and still current belief is that it’s because of all the damn AIsloppa generals littered across the site that keeps artificially (heh) putting more strain on storage and bandwidth, because all of a sudden the amount of actual images being posted on the site became exponential
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Hurry up I have shit to post.
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>>563690746
>check channel
>see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56HwMUuGaY
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i-is it working?
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>>563690565
>could play this and make every conceivable Asgore AU that all walk around and do funny things together
I haven't touched my Switch in over five years but unironically may to make Goretopia real
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>>563688806
Ask cockdossier anon. I'm sure he's got my stash.
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>>563690908
I'm comin' home, Gaster.
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>>563690423
But I want to feel it happen, not just hear it happen. Fave's hands pinning mine down above my head while they force me to stare into their eyes... It's not something you can just hear or imagine.
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Hurry up I have posts to shit.
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>>563691139
Spamton changed his voice and made this
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>>563691253
https://www.tulpa.info/
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>>563691450
>>563691529
Brother
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>>563691004
Sprinkling Charlie Kirk's dust onto his favorite copy of Mein Kampf to take him into Castle Town
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Is there ANYBODY willing to help rape fetish anon
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>>563691529
Honestly, it still worked when you were Gaster.
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Lemme see is the site working yet
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I saw that royal sciences. You can't escape me.
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あの時殺したよモンスターいつの間にか殺されてたのも知らずに
何度も何度も何度も自分の事殺していたみたいだ
LET IT DIE LET IT DIE ready really die 繋がれた箱の中の愛を
LET IT DIE LET IT DIE ready really die 囚われた未来を撃ち殺せ
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Why is Chara doing to this to the 4chin servers
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>>563691529
>actual genuine gaster in the thread
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>>563691604
What does he need help with?
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Why is Asriel doing this to the 4chan servers?
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>>563692620
Yuki!!!!!
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>>563692620
Threadshitting tranny!!!
>>563692752
Goatfag!!!
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>>563692620
Would you elevate some anon's balls?
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>>563692878
Go on a journey to the gym and learn how to throw balls very high.
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I'm trying to fix the connection by pressing buttons to the rhythm as best as I can you guys.
Can you be patient? I'm bad at rhythm games.
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>>563693164
you genuinely suck major ASS
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Two things on the mind:
1) What is the significance of only Catty herself really meeting the stereotype for her ethnic group, her mother's probably the exact opposite of a Broflovski for example
and 2) Kris Noelle Asriel Dess BOTH of the Cat Sisters why the fuck does the whole town have scale fever
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>>563692570
He/She/Whatever wants to be pinned down and fucked in the butt by fave. The typical.
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>>563644379
broken stimmy machine made me descend into a caveman and paint
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>>563693612
the colors feel oh so lonely
https://youtu.be/lZMQpP0cf9A?si=A-V3U--wUPITYqiW
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>>563693612
cold dark and deep, an excellent vision quest
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>>563693612
Holy crap
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I'm tired, mommy
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>>563693612
I love how the ground is constructed!
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>>563693612
cringe mid art
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>>563693612
Supremely cool (literally)
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>>563693752
yes... yes... I listen to this version of that song all the time https://youtu.be/GIbyKYv7hKk
>>563693781
>>563693836
>>563693986
>>563694071
thank you! :)
>>563694003
kiss me.
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>>563693612
This is pretty mid desu
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>>563694003
>>563694145
not everyone is da Vinci you faggots
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>>563693986
It reminds me of those mixed media collages that take textures from a bunch of different objects and then paint over the top of them
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ahh, reruns already...
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>>563694319
Exactly.
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>>563694289
da vinky?!
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>>563694319
that's what I was going for ty
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>>563693350
>scale fever
The Dragon
also uhh musical scales and deltarune darkness magic music airwaves so i guess that and they roar and they breathe fire like burning eyes determination penumbra
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>>563694289
hey don’t be mad at me i’m not the one samefagging my own drawings
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>>563694791
*grabs you by your fat fuckin nuts* hey
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>>563694791
you must follow the ancient diggin prophecy
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>>563694879
>>563694906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hb3pbC7JNw
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>>563694791
so I’m not the only one noticing that it’s super obvious when the thread has been dead all day
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>>563694289
Are you seriously mad because some random people insulted your art? Are you some sort of strange weirdo that gets mad when people say mean stuff? Are you, the artist, getting mad? Are you not some other person, but instead CarolAnon, despite the difference in typing styles and the fact it'd make no sense for this post to be replying to one of the posts you'd have already hypothetically responded to? Am I correct in assuming that every single reply to your art was you, yourself, replying to yourself, and also this? Everyone is you! Everyone is you! Everyone is you! Am I not correct? Am I not correct you piece of shit? I'm gonna fucking end you, you piece of shit. I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna fucking strangle you to death. I'm about taking names and taking graves and taking shits and taking my life, I'm gonna take my fucking life, I'm gonna kill myself!! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
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Doomershart getting lovingly slathered by the Tasquecock before being tossed out like a used cumrag
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>>563695015
my brother are you listening the future of our world is at stake
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>>563695079
>he called in the discord
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I'm a woman
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>>563695098
kek!
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A shit drawfag’s fragile ego shattered
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>>563695079
Anon, no! Life is worth living!
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I wish I could talk about my Tasque Manager BDSM fantasies without being associated with a thread personality.
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>>563693612
where is she i'm scared
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>>563695308
dats a woman!?!?!?
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>>563695342
this happened to mintbrap
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>>563695489
>>563695489
>>563695489
bread 4 ur health
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carol's katana shattering my fragile spine after I approach her within smelling distance
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>>563695481
This is up there with afro circus for one of the worst trailer jokes of all time
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>>563695498
Finally damn, thanks anon
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>>563695251
>discordMiddle English: from Old French descord (noun), descorder (verb), from Latin discordare, from discors ‘discordant’, from dis- (expressing negation, reversal) + cor, cord- ‘heart’.
I see what you're fucking doing and it's not gonna fucking work again. I know "the" Discord doesn't exist but I sense what you're REALLY fucking doing, you and your demonic piece of shit buddies sewing real Discord you sewerslinging motherfuckers. The moment you turn your back on me I'm getting your fucking ass and I'm turning the hunt around, and you better leave my fucking hobbies alone you motherfucking dickheads. Take it as a warning, once the fever dream shows up you'll be exposed for the snakes you are. You fuckers.
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>>563696041
dawg what the fuck are you talking about
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>>563695490
You will pay for this

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