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Momo...

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Peach

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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37HA6ABchwo
CHINA GIRL

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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

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always bet on achero e0s0

>>563672875
Ashveil carry while Acheron ulted once a cycle.

>noooo i'm struggling to post my cerydra images pls fix the website!!!

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Yuri general

Aha loves hebes.

>>563673035
2min, not bad
>>563673027
ironic

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Your zzz target audience, sir! (and thus constance and yao guang and sparxie's target audience)(and the target audience for the mappa concept animation)

Never forget mihoyo will keep seeing shit like this every day fully knowing this is the target audience they decided to aim HSR to since 3.8 and still wonder why the game is now gigaflopping
Remember these pics in 7 days when the anniversary inevitably flops

>>563673154
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuation

>>563673027
For some reason phoneposting works.
RIP my whole essay on why you don't want appeal points spammed in trailers and why it's been bad for footfag characters.

I'm also never posting myself on the internet again

yuria what the fuck you fucking bitch you said okay but didn’t post anything where the fuck are the pics FOID get naked NOW

Bruh this shit is still broken?

who are you even talking to

fuck off weirdo

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Be honest anons,
Are you enjoying Planarcadia?

>>563673224
I mean this is a known fact, look what happened to sneed in ZZZ

it takes time..

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Total Madam Herta love

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peak fiction

>>563673504
I can't post my opinion. Site's broken

>>563673504
Yeah, I think its better than Amphoreus and Penacony.

>>563673504
It's passable until the eventual continuance to the eternal land.

>>563673504
not really

sucking yuria's period blood through a straw

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>>563673504
No but I am enjoying Kiseki.

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Mywife love!

licking yuria’s smegma

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REMembrance can clear everything

>>563673843
Kill yourself

Feels like Elation team purposely has lower ceiling
they'll probably just end up being 70-80% at best of remembrance even in full team in the end

>>563674082
Last week you can say this

>>563673504
I like that it’s trash so I can focus on actual good games that I’d been neglecting because I was busy catching up on Amphoreus which actually was interesting and also very long so it took me a while to get through.
Planarcadia in comparison is total shit so I’m probably just going to skip the entire thing I like that they added this button. Meanwhile, loving Octopath Traveler 2.

>made furry manga about us
>is stalking us
>doesn't pay furbos
>has pair of rocking tiddies
what is Aha's deal?

>>563674082
>no castorice
>no hyacine
Yeah, you're not going to be saying this for very long

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>>563674258
>I'm sure powecreep rail would never make a stronger team than MY favorite team
lol

You guys must really have nothing better to do if you can tolerate this site's current condition

>>563674402
Troonrice mogged by E2 Everstacy and a waste of rolls

Bros, trust me. My Robin Topaz Aventurine Feixiao team will NEVER be powercrept.

>>563674616
we are on the other site bwo?

was gonna post myself but the site is too shitty so i cant
tough luck!

notorious time and effort consuming tasks like posting on 4chan

>>563674572
I already rolled Yao and sparxie too so I would be happy to be proven wrong

>>563674390
Because TB is literally Akivili who is Aha's bf

>>563673504
I havent finished 4.0 yet, it's that bad

>>563674847
You already made the wrong decision by rolling sparxie since Eva team team stronger than SW team and will continue getting stronger since she has more room to grow

>>563674572
I don't get what's with rem fags thinking they outsmarted Hoyo

>>563673504
it's ok, i liked sparkle getting some focus and 4.1 was kinda fun but it's still a 6/10 at best because it's not really interesting overall

>>563674886
>Aha is the homie that turns into chick and gives you paizuri
based?

Why did you people play future rail

MYASSLEAKS

>Phantylia will appear in Planarcadia together with Asat
>Evanescia is not related to March
>Fulwish has a connection with Zulo (she is an Asat experiment) and will to ascend as a temporary emanator of destruction
>Silver Wolf can alter reality (and access the game files) and will recreate Irontomb in the fight against Fulwish.
>Herta will have an appearance

>>563675319
Because the future is inevitable

MYASSLEAKS

>Trailblazer had sex with Aha

>>563674572
It's gonna be nothing but melties when Remembrance gets beyond powercrept

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>>563675319
I like SW and I didn't want her to have an ultragimped team when I pulled her. Hoyo forced me to guess which characters would be the best for her.

Gib one more click, I'm at 4/5.

https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/3rdAnniversary?inviter=GEEKQ4NGWN&hyl_landscape=true&hyl_auth_required=true&hyl_hide_status_bar=true&win_mode=fullscreen&target_page=prize&utm_source=share&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=web

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>>563675527
Sex with the Aeon of Elation has to be mindblowing

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>>563675557
>like sparxie more than yao guang
>like silver wuff more than evanescence
Sometimes, things just work out.

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Cute Caelus wife

>MYASSLEAKS

>Everyone will start asking "Where is Firefly?" starting next patch whenever she's not on screen

I pray that SW's final team is SW999/Sparxie/Nihilux/Pearl or Unknown Maid character

>>563675761
>Everyone is starting to buy the idea than Nihilux is deeply related to Aha

Help
https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/3rdAnniversary?inviter=GUDA43JXYN&hyl_landscape=true&hyl_auth_required=true&hyl_hide_status_bar=true&win_mode=fullscreen&target_page=prize&utm_source=share&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=web

>>563675725
Click my link aaaaaaa

>>563675782
Same. I got E2S1 Sparxie and I plan on getting E2S1 wolfie. Pulling for who you like always work out

I liked ack and i got gotten

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>>563676040
They have the same VA in at least English and JP afaik, that's a big hint

>>563676739
Big memosprite lady...

based 4chin filtering attention whore schizos with these 20 min long captchas

>>563677143
i could start seething about firefly out of nowhere but i'm tired

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Only the powerful can post

>>563677245
why seethe about a character no one cares about

>>563676441
i got u bro

>>563677307
yeah i guess firefly posting is pretty dead nowadays besides that one "SUPERBROKEN" shitposter

>>563677307
He said Firefly not Evanescia

for the Eva team, will Fofo use QPQ or Post-Op? I feel like the 8 energy from QPQ isn't very useful for Eva herself at least

>>563677387
It's still 4/5.
Helping with this trash event is limited to one click/day or what?

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>>563672663
momo!

>>563677307
No one mentioned Silver Wolf though?

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>>563677470
This bunny has already caused a pretty impressive amount of rent free seething, considering she's not even out yet

>>563677529
yes

>>563677387
Thank you btw!

i'm beginning to believe that skipping SW will brick my account, i really wanted eva cause i think she's way hotter but i already have phainon for phys and i think skipping anni is gonna permabrick my account

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I love Cassu-chan

Why do people pretend that SW can't clear without Yao when we already have showcases that show it's a one cycle difference

>>563677307
He didn't say anything about Yao

>>563673504
boring, i regret ever hating on Onparos

>>563675127
Oh anon... you really think a Sparkle will not be good?
Eva will be forgotten in the long run. Sporkles will be buffed time and time again. Silver Wolf at least has the global passive and comfy tech.

>>563677763
who cares about element nowadays, just roll

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Now that we know Nihilux is Aha, you have to start using "THEY" instead of "her" when you're talking about THEM

>>563677652
She'll never beat Firefly on that front

>>563677763
What would you ever do without 80 jades every 2 weeks...

Because the people who make calcs care a great deal about 0 cycle. That is the sole standard that characters are judged on.

>>563677780
Nobody wants to be an entire cycle slower with the newest premier anniversary toy

>>563677763
I unironically despise the whole "main push" concept for this exact reason. Can't roll who you want anymore like in Year 1 and 2.

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Phaidei rabu
I miss posting Phaidei
Please fix the site

>>563677763
You niggas are so sad. You literally roll for characters you don't like so you can get an extra 80 jades a week like that actually fucking means anything. Go ahead and brick yourself by rolling character you clearly don't want

>>563677889
it's not confirmed, she could just be just an emanator tasked with handing authority in his stead as far as we know since she still refer to aha as THEM

>>563677763
Name a single 3.x dps that could flat out not clear with 3 stars

>>563677915
That's dumb as fuck. That's why people were doomposting firefly on her beta despite everything showing that she was by far the best dps in the game. When people couldn't cope that that wasn't the case, they simply just said she was going to fall off sooner

>>563677915
yeah retards who make shitty ass calcs don't know how to play the game

>firefly and apparently Sunday getting novaflares despite being good and in the former's case she literally had got a tailor made support 4 months ago
Oh boy, I can't wait until rice gets a novaflare at the end of the year because exodia troons complained about her being weaker than evernight, she already has a skin like fireshit now too!

I fucking hate shartji and his whores so much

>>563677763
rolling characters you don't want is a good way to make yourself quit lol.
just roll for evanescia. skipping sw wont kill your account despite what marketers here will tell you.

>>563677763
The only way to brick your account is rolling who you don't like.

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>>563673504
Overall I've been enjoying it a lot but it lacks some focus and it's feeling like a side quest.

You can only get bricked by not rolling meta in anomaly arbitration, but it's strictly meta/whale content so it shouldn't bother that you're not getting 3*

>>563673504
>killes the game
no Flopcadia is fucking shit

holy fvark bros only 7 days left for anni!

>>563678263
Cope, it's saving the game after Shartphoreus killed it

>>563673504
A lot. Best planet since Penacony

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the lion has been TAMED

>>563678172
Please understand dahlia turboflopped so they think that by giving her an indirect novaflare (firefly novaflare is useless without dahlia) will make her rerun not become the worst selling rerun in HSR history, just like her banner became the worst selling banner in HSR history, so they are buffing her in the hopes retards roll for her

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Cerydra and Hysilens should kiss I think.

>>563678259
It gives no jades, who gives a shit

>>563677763
Never skip global passives.

>>563677763
Don't stress, just pull Eva. How would pulling Eva brick you when she does just as well as SW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25JY47fGLQ

>>563678172
It's a good thing because it speeds up killing the game.

>>563678429
>just like her banner became the worst selling banner in HSR history
Your Cipher, Boothill, Yao, Sparxie and especially Ashveil?

>>563678172
This is good though because I love my Firefly and my Cassie.

foid

>>563678489
>How would pulling Eva brick you when she does just as well as SW?
Because the elation sustain isn't going to be better than fofo

did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?

>>563678458
Jades were never the issue, it was always about pride
But when anomaly is obviously a content only catered to whales and meta unlike other endgames, why would it hurt your pride?

>>563678564
I meant to say first phase worst selling banner when she came out
And for planarcadia in 4.0, dahlia already crippled the game in 3.8 so expect things to keep getting worse.

>>563678592
... is a forced meme

>>563678632
No to both questions.

>>563678632
yes
yes

the reason i started doing it was because i pulled for a character i liked and got mad that i got scammed

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>>563678632
No to both.

>>563678632
No
No
16 cost exodia owner btw

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>>563678457
i found your room

>people telling anon to brick himself
"roll who you like" niggers are retarded. Just ask anyone that rolled Brickdei, Yunli or Crappa about the absolute state of their accounts.
>>563678489
>implying SW999 won't be getting her personal Hyacine and Evernight to gigabuff her into being 5x better than every other team in the game

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
not because of that, but maybe if i don't have a suitable team or the amount of pulls to give them a good team i may have skipped someone here and there
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
not particularly, I rarely dislike characters outright
i've pulled a few i'm indifferent about just for gameplay reasons though

>>563678707
I'm thinking Ashveil's black tier ass crippled the game for good

>>563678323
>it's saving the game
>keeps flopping lower and lower to new records
Where's the logic here
Planarcadia is pure slop and I mean that as negatively as can be.

>>563678632
no

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
Yeah, Cipher and Rappa
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
Yeah, basically the entire Remembrance gang other than Evernight coz I love March. I even got Hyacine's cone even though I think she's boring pinkshit.

>>563678632
no
>>563678810
i rolled mydei and i'm doing just fine

>>563678632
Hm, maybe Cipher but not because she is weak just that she is always next to Phainon and cant get her because I was saving for him/eidolons

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
Cipher but it's more out of butthurt that they nerfed her into being an aurabot
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
No missing out on some jades is whatever

>>563678810
>Evernight
That's Sparxie thougheverlybeit. What SW really needs is a support that actually does something without needing to use a dead weight of a sustain

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
Yeah. I always itched to pull Rappa, even gave her a 50 on the last banner. Sadly she didn't come, so I didn't push further
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
No. Never have, never will

>>563673504
Elation + flopheirs rerun

Of course nobody's going to pull. Slophoreus did irreversible damage to this game. Now people pull for teams, not characters.

>>563678857
If Sales = Quality then Penacony mogs shartphoreus

>>563678810
>Yunli
I got her and she was helping me just fine, I even used her during the last MoC
The fact I can get her eidolons from losing 50/50s to make her better is a bonus too
>>563678807
Not Yuria but that looks like a really good room

>>563678810
>Yunli
I got her and she was helping me just fine, I even used her during the last MoC
The fact I can get her eidolons from losing 50/50s to make her better is a bonus too
>>563678807
Not Yuria but that looks amazing
My cute imperator wife is so cute

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
I guess? Not when it comes to the ones I love the most, but there are characters that I liked and didn't pull because of kit.
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
No, but sadly I don't take this option out of possibility...

>>563679047
>That's Sparxie
nah, Sparxie is the Mydei. some weak synergy with SW but nothing groundbreaking, her Evernight will release later

>>563678810
>her personal Hyacine and Evernight
SW already has her Evernight in Sparxie. What she needs is her own Hyacine (Pearl) and Cyrene (Nihilux or Beatrize).

TB as main dps with actual weapon fucking when

So basically Silver Wolf used to actually be good at games, however she ended up losing to Aha cheating, and now she just cheats all the time?

>>563679139
Sparxie wouldn't have sub dps elements in her kit if she was intended to be a hypercarry like Mydei. There'd also be no reason for SW to generate so many skill points considering no one really uses them except Sparxie

>>563679225
Your RMC?

So basically Silver Wolf used to actually be good at games, however she ended up losing to Aha cheating, and now she just cheats all the time?

>>563679225
Hu(nt)MC most likely. But honestly I want them to get AMC out of the way already, they're really dragging their feet.

>>563679230
If you can't beat em, then join em

>>563678602
>Because the elation sustain isn't going to be better than fofo
Why do you think so?

>>563679225
We will never get a cool TB form ever again. We will also never get a good gameplay-wise viable TB form ever again

Tingyun's toes in my mouth
Taking a deep whiff of that big fluffy tail and getting high on her foxian pheromones

average conversation with yaoguang: tell me what i want or i nuke your house

>>563672323

Hazbin Hotel lookin ass character

>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
Only once and it's a bit more than that.
I skipped Cerydra because I don't use homos she's good with. It's a shame she still got no new characters to work with her.
>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
Never.
If I don't like a character, I'm not rolling no matter how strong they are.

>>563679383
Because the elation sustain is 100% going to be geared towards SW999. Fofo's energy and atk does absolutely nothing for SW other than battery Yao while Eva can actually benefit from the energy and atk buff. The elation sustain will most likely not focus on energy or certified banger and instead focus on Speed or Punchline. That way, SW gets a big improvement from the sustain slot while Eva stays the same or potentially gets worse if the elation sustain has a higher participation ID than her

>>563679426
she's perfect

herta

Buffs?

>>563679557
cutest lesbian

>>563679651
true
she should munch on ruan mei's carpet
and cerydra should munch on hysilens's carpet

>>563679495
>100% the sustain will only benefit SW
Yup this doesn't sound like cope at all. Not even a bit.

>>563679495
Why would they stop giving benefits from more elation characters at 3 if they intended a 4 man mono-team? (no 2.5% fucking spd to aha isn't a real amount)

So this is how 4chan ends... not with a bang, but with a whimper

>>563679495
>Because the elation sustain is 100% going to be geared towards SW999
I don't think so.
I highly doubt Fofo is going to be stronger than a dedicated elation sustain in Evanescia team.
It's clearly a situation similar to how Gallagher and Lingsha were the best choices for Castorice for the time being. Hyacine is universally strong with almost every amphorean character.

Not to mention that an elation sustain will benefit an elation team just by being an elation path character (+1 free elation skill, more banger, more punchline).

>>563679746
For the pretense of more flexible team building.

you’re bricked because you don’t have enough pulls for SW
im bricked because i saw yuria thighs

FIX THE SITE

>>563679557
many are saying this

ITS OVER

testing

>>563679920
you should erase it from your memory I think
>cerydra.png
>connection error while posting.
>captcha expired.
>connection error while posting.
>captcha expired.
>connection error while posting.
>captcha expired.
yea this site SUCKS

>>563678632
I got Cerydra because she's my wife and I love her, even though I skipped Phainon and Anaxa.

>>563680451
I POSTED THIS LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO???

>>563678632
no because i actually like and play this game

silverGODS, is hacking this website your doing? (Posted at 6:18)

>4 hours thread
>not even 200 replies
dahlia black tier ass fucking killed this game

>>563552240

/hsrg/ and 4chan flopped

Sent from my iphone 16 pro max

I hope we eventually get an Ice Remembrance/Abundance character ofr a full mono Rem/Ice team

dont let the slow motion death of the site distract you from the fact that AS is going to get removed because SW999 is terrible in it

it's over, thread slow as fuck, EoS soon

test

I hope we eventually get an Ice Remembrance/Abundance character ofr a full mono Rem/Ice team

>>563673504
4.0 was quite fun
4.1 was meh
Both were better than amflopeus

I am a woman

I can post just fine on /sp/, get fucked /vg/troons

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My bad bros I accidentally crashed my car into the 4chan servers

>still a week until 4.2
wasn't 4.1 supposed to be shorter than usual? why does it feel longer?

>>563678632
Cipher my beloved...why did they have to nerf her so hard?

thanks, we are all migrating

>>563678724
Seething hole

>>563681461
to where?

>>563681515
>two hours just for that
cranky

>>563681547
/wuwa/ the better game

>>563681384
There’s no fucking chance my post went through, I clicked x when it gave me a connection error.

>>563681647
Again! It just did it again!

>>563681710
>>563681647
yes anon it's been like this for ages

baby

don't say no

you complete me~

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giving fuit gummies to
>krateros
>hephaestion
>perdikkas
>ptolemy
>peucesta
>leonnius
>eurypon
>gorgo
>gnaeus
>daidalos
>leonidas
>clitun
>hyles
>ulixes
kremboans love

>fuit

avatarfagging when the site is this shitty really shows how need you are t b h

>>563682464
Where kokopo

I think I will finally pull Firefly in 4.2

is it finally over?

I think firefly and I should kiss.

>>563682903
Lets see, test

>>563682903
its joever...

grrrrr

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Can I post a Cerydra pic?

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

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SPACEKLESEX

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crash this dogshit website WITH NO SURVIVORS GET DABBED ON BIIIIAAAAAATCH

Everyone on my break team is e0s0 except for Firefly who is e2s0, it honestly feels like shit even though I have Fugue and Dahlia.
Would getting Dahlia's s1, maybe e1 solve the issue?

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Not enough to stop our fvarking general

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awful lot of images

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I MISSED MY IMAGINARY THREAD FRIENDS SO MUCH

WE ARE SO BACK

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My wife is so cute
Is this finally working?

foid

>>563683393
forced meme
DO YOU NOT SLEEP

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Dont let the dead thread let you forget that zzz newest banner is once again FLOPPING and losing to fucking arknights, AGAIN

They killed HSR for this btw

site is fixed but the thread is still shit

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Yup, methinks Swannie LOVE!

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testing

EOS NOW

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>>563683506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdxvD7r58ng

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>>563683506
Also here is the latest sign to tap in case you wanna use it to kick the vermin away

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>>563683553
so how do we fix the thread

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I didn't mind /hsrg/ being dead honestly.

>>563683413
>you did well
Dogshit mistranslation

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March's fat butt

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Do we love Pearl here?

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Artoria loves Caelus forever

Just shot a gigantic load to Sparkle feet

>>563683721
you dead unvirgin aven

>>563683747
god damn

>>563683506
zzz released the equivalent of a dedicated dps for cipher, be nice to our retarded imouto

>>563683506
GOD I LOVE SALESPOSTING SO MUCH HOW I LIVED WITHOUT A SALESPOST FOR THIS LONG

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>site dying
>anniversary of sharty's invasion
Surely that's not a coincidence

>>563683721
it was a good thing desu, i felt free

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4chan's captcha is so bad right now that nobody will ever know that I want Sparkle to force me to suck a big cock

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>>563683808
I think Pearl is one of the most beautiful girls in HSR

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>>563683808
very much

sparklefags killed /hsrg/ unironically

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Actual woman here
What would you do if you win the car?
I would sell it since paying $10k in taxes just to keep it would suck.

>>563683747
March having a literal butt window was always so strange. She has by far the sluttiest underwear of anyone in this game.

>>563683808
Future wife

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>>563683808
we love the beautiful shimmering Pearl
we await the Pearl leaks

>>563683905
>t. anon who sat through connection errors and captcha not found for 5 minutes

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>>563678632
>did you ever avoid pulling a character you like because they're weak?
Not necessarily because they are weak, but because I have a limited number of pulls and I have to invest towards the characters I like the most. I really like Feixiao, she's easily top 10 for me, but there's still 9 other characters above her and their teams I prioritize.

>did you ever roll for a character you dislike exclusively because they're strong?
I skipped 3B and Hyacine, that should tell you everything. Yeah they would be super good for my account, my poor beloved Therta suffers without 3B and not having Hyacine has led me to a lot of sweaty clears with cope options like Bailu and Gallagher, but I just know if I start pulling characters I don't like for meta it will never stop and I'll slide right down the slippery slope.

>>563683808
I will never roll for IPC bitches

>>563684040
no but for real, what happens if you win the car outside china? they just dump it in front of your house?

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Sparxie and Sparkle in the same car, today is going to be a very bad (good) day.

>>563683930
Understandable IF AND ONLY IF it is because of Sparkle.

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>>563684079
BACK OFF, SHE IS MINE!

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>>563683339
Same, you people are just as mentally ill as i am, but i don't like what life is without 4chan

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>Actual woman here

>>563684116
W-why is she looking at me like that??

>>563684187
Probably deliver it on a truck, yeah

>>563683808
I would really have preferred her other outfit.

I hope she's not Elation sustain and instead is just a generic sustain that happens to be Elation path.

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>>563684040
ask for a cash equivalent, which (with taxes subtracted, legal red tape, federal taxes, theoretical import taxes etc. etc.) will probabaly come out to like $500
that’s $500 to spend on topup reset!

>>563684253
>i don't like what life is without 4chan
you seriously need hobbies if you're unironically feeling this way, imagine pining for this dogshit website

>>563684331
i can only imagine my 70 years old neighbours going around on tractors seeing the silver wolf car being dumped in a vineyard

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My Memokeeper.

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>>563684259
Actual as in, I have ovaries, so your silly snapshot from a transphobic video doesn't apply to me.

>>563684428
this loser would sell even less than cipher and ashveil

>>563683706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

since this place is fixed can we go back to hate sw stupid trailer

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Nighty, /hsrg/

Don't stay up too late <3

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https://x.com/tengai_ryona/status/2044067979374248448
this is supposed to be a general?

>>563684336
she’ll be both, a generic sustain who happens to be Elation path. She’ll buff speed which will benefit everyone, and she’ll of course have her Aha instant and do some punchline buff too, which is Elation-optimal. same as how Hyacine was generic and gave a big HP buf which really only truly benefitted the HP meta

>>563684415
I already have hobbies, i have coworkers and some few "friends", but i cant be as free there as i am here talking about anything

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How do you manage playing gacha while maining a job and a social life>?

>>563684187
>>563684040
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to drive foreign cars in my country.

If it somehow arrived, I would probably be taxed to shit (which I wouldn't be able to pay), then not be allowed to keep it, have to sell it, someone on the street would steal it before I do that, then I would have to pay for damages because I lost a car that wasn't mine (it was the government's).

>>563684535
Please beat me senseless...

>>563683808
Only if they aren't elationslop

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>>563684543
Okay, shareholder-kun.

>>563684404
come on now, you can probably send it to some private garage and sell it for 100x more

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>>563684040
Pretty much pic. related.

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>I have ovaries

>>563684601
But if Kakavasha SP is racist then he won't benefit from Pearl so the IPC team can't work

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>>563684259
welcome to the world, there's women in your family tree btw
wooo so scary
a woman also BIRTHED you btw
woooo scary oh noooo
>>563684040
I would also just sell it, but I have my peace of mind on thinking the casino is rigged and no one that isn't a member of hoyo's company will win

>>563684630
in my country you would just need to change the plate, pay some tax and then you are fine, probably around 2k€ total, and paying that for a free new car its a no brainer for me

>>563684187
They have that disclaimer about the model not being finalised, my guess is they just get everything done locally when it's time so it's legal and appropriate for the region. The one they're showing off looks like some kind of Mercedes which you can probably get anywhere.

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Gentlemen. It's here.

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>>563684552
we can go back to loving it!
get AHA’ed on mister NEGATIVE NANCY NEGATIVE NANCY!

>>563684535
>trans ovaries
they are called balls

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>>563684942
that's actually super pretty oh wow

>>563684983
we are only pulling her ass for the passive

>>563684983
get him for being esl as well

>>563684942
nice