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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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tsk
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dead website
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Sex with this thread
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I could use a good parent run instead of the shit I've been getting.
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this general is the brownest right now, all you retards do is gay ERP faggotry
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>>563688183
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>9 million monthly quota until end of June
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
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Hello /uma/
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are we back? 2 days later?
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I greatly appreciate the ruby images in my feed today
I want her to bounce on it silly style
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>>563688183
RUBY LOVE
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>>563688183
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Digitan LOVE
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>>563688352
Hi carlos
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Broken Captchas, like Moot's Ghost suggested
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>Error: Upload failed.
hory shet we're SO BACK!
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>Everyone posts what they've been wanting to say for hours
>No substance whatsoever
Could you guys ask a chatbot to write your next posts?
Truly pathetic
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>>563688294
I won.
You lost
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>>563688336
I love you, Tachyon poster
Every single post you make is great
Do you want to kiss
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I deserve an /uma/ bf
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>>563688352
Fuck off back to your general gookako
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Does it broked again
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No way it’s broken again, right?
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>upload failed
ONORE
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Sweepy's butt on my face
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Can anyone hear me?
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>>563688649
The hell is going on? Is it over for 4chan?
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tranny
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Matikane
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Test
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so dead...
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we're back
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She's ready.
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tell me about SmartFalcon
I love her VA
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>>563688649
This is your fault anon, should've chosen Yappy Yeppers
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Trainer-san, with the captcha being down you can squeeze in some training
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test
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>>563690082
I need umamilkies
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>>563690082
You can't post that
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>>563690082
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>>563685421
few would understand the joys of fucking a cute girl while she kisses another cute girl
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Hello?
Umamusume?
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we back?
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i was almost free
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>>563690349
HIIIIIIIII ANONDACCHI
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>site dead for most of the day
>mood goes up
incredible
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Don't call her KWABoli
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>>563690581
>artist drew the Special Wife version I begged for on X
(you) WILL marry Special Wife
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Why live, if I can't suckle on Marvey's Marveys...
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HELP
I just used a ticket and got agnes digital, does anyone have a good race agenda for her? I know she's good at dirt and turf but sadly I don't have enough for long or sprint
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Mediumsloppa is not for me
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>>563690082
Can she be used a pace?
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>>563690801
Go for tiara route with mile and dirt g1s
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>>563690801
Triple Tiara with some Dirt races mixed in like the Tokyo Daishoten, Japan Dirty Derby, and your choice of JBC Classic or Ladies' Classic
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>>563690801
Taiki is a big girl.
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>>563690942
Depends on the race but generally no
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>MANT so bad it killed /uma/ 3 times in a day
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It's Bourbon, not Barbin
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>>563690801
Same as Tiara but you run Tokyo Daishoten on Classic and Senior Late Dec, February Stakes on Senior Late Feb, Teio Sho on Senior Late Jun, and Champions Cup on Senior Early Dec.
Japan Dirt Derby dependent on your summer training, Senior JBC if you lost Classic QE2
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>>563691068
4 u
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>>563690740
>>artist drew the Special Wife version I begged for on X
EXPLODE
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>>563691127
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Which one of you is running Sweepy on 4chan servers
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>>563690942
Marvy is for latechads only
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>>563690348
Tachyon would actually do this with Cafe's trainer and force Cafe to watch
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>>563690986
site is so broken I can't even listen to the bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue post, it's completely over
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>ricenigger
Deserved, get fucked faggot.
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I love Agnes Tachyon
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>gentildonna banner isn't until late 2028
what the actual fuck? I genuinely CANNOT wait that long. can't they release her early or something?
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>>563689987
For what? Long slop into heaven?
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>>563691496
I can post again!
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>>563691364
This is good...I should see if I can write this...
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>>563691589
Enjoying the fgo experience yet?
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you are so slow today /uma/
you are no winning any race like this
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>>563691589
it's not that bad, we're already half way through 2026
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>>563691659
Fgo never accelerated while we're going at 1.5x the pace
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>>563691589
That’s her rerun banner, her inital banner is in a bit over a year and a half
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How long until they fix capcha?
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>>563691589
>I genuinely CANNOT wait that long
You gonna die in two years or something?
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>>563691496
>>563691627
hey, me too!
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>>563691743
Yes and we'll always be 2+years behind so same thing
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>>563691773
>fix
Why not just disable it for the meantime like old times
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>>563691775
Considering what world leaders are doing to the internet and existence itself, probably
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I have a front ace and a late ace. is it a waste to run a single dominator? should I just make a second front or a second late gambler?

(I don't want to use xoguri)
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>>563691873
thats a nice image
however, that is a trash post
keep your faggot schizo war to reddit or /b/
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>>563691792
Based!!!
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tachyon is only good for justifying uma giantess porn with her wacky experiments
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don't die /uma/, some of you haven't even won plat with your oshi
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All of xoguri's costume events fire before classic, right?
Debating on whether I should buy 3 recoveries right now
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>>563692096
No
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>>563692040
I'll die before my oshi gets released
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>got the Mejiro Ryan Biggest Fan title
I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A USABLE PARENT
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>>563691519
no it really isn't
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>>563690740
>(you) WILL marry Special Wife
I'm ok with that
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Shit website
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>>563692134
hang in there bwo
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shame skills arent better.. that lucky overstam mightve been my key to victory
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It's Shichi's birthday! Her VA drew art of her!
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https://x.com/i/status/2044560332891590810
NICE NEICHA
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>>563692096
theyre random anon, most runs luckily contain them, but you can easily have one of them not trigger. I recall missing winter runner a few times when she came out
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>>563692186
Personally, I'm very much pro bue bue bue
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>>563691925
How much are you willing to gamble?
Single front means you're gambling that someone else will bring another front so if you bring another late gambler that's like triple the gamble. Don't think single front + dominator is worth it, maybe hybrid Rudolf/Grass could work
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>>563691873
I couldn't post on 2ch even with the umatop proxies I needed to play JP, would you happen to know of any other way to post there
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odds I settle with A Medium
evens I keep trying to get S with 5* medium sparks
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>>563692592
Good luck bwo
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>>563692592
I believe
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>>563692526
Yes, but I don't think spoon feeding you would do you any good
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>>563692592
who are you training if you can only scrounge up 5 medium?
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>>563691873
Notice how he says he wants us to leave this place and learn Japanese, not him. He wants this place for himself and the schizos. What a selfless fellow, fighting the schizos for us
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>>563692634
>>563692723
thanks gwos
>>563692765
front xbiwa
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>>563688183
I'm wasting my allotted hourly image post on this
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>>563692738
Be a good bwo, pwease...
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are we still exploding
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I NEED UNLISTED RICE LEWDS SOMEONE
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>>563692397
why can't i look!?
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When spark rerolls first come out is it just rerolling once?
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scuffed cm13 attempt
I got 0 (zero) rainbow stam trianings...
also my first 3* pwr end closer pink so that's nice for B folks
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Learning with Zenno Rob Roy!
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>>563693069
once for extra tp, then again with carats for whales
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Bridge... Comp?
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nice

>>563693297
me in the middle
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>>563693297
Cuter than Spe
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>>563693297
Mob umas are still umas
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Think fast.
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post something sleepy
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aaaaaaaaaa give me free carats i want rob roy and other cute umas too even though they only have at most 10 mins of read time
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>>563693297
Me on the right
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>1 career is 30TP again
Thank fucking god
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i didnt know 4 mood downs were possible in a single turn
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d-dacchis...? we're back you know...
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>>563693682
One must be broken down to be built up better
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I like the yellow present the most
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>>563693036
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Thread so slow
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>>563693632
Damn. Maybe I should pull for Machan.
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umachan is le killed
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I guess the Japanese don't fuck with Donna
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It's her birthday, say something nice about her
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>>563694204
kek what a gorilla
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>>563694185
sex with cb
hugging cb
chuckling cb
smooching cb
cb
>>563694204
gentle wife
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>>563694204
fucking dumb plebs. I'll buy the entire stock.
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what the hell I'm out of TP
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>>563694204
That falco one is made for hotglue
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>>563694308
nyo
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>>563694204
be wary of tourist trap store bwo
my normalfag friend got scammed into spending 3k yen on a prize figure last month
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>>563694308
sex nature
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>>563694084
I think her meme is forced but god damn is she hot
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>>563693812
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>563694308
fuck nature
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>>563694659
>19USD for a prize figure
>scam
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>>563694308
I have spilled the most amount of semen to you out of all the umas. You are #1 to me already . Nice Nature!!!!
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sound doko?
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>>563694308
Women with low self-esteem make my dick hard
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>>563694659
And pigging out for uma musume (game) isn't?
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>chink moot hasnt made an umachan
wtf chinkstein, please fix
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>>563695012
I don't believe you
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we talking about cocks again?
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>>563695147
catbox please wake up
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>>563695226
Only if you do your MANT runs
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I wish I had a Mirako wife
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Rudolf.
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>>563694308
I bet her ear socks smell nice
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>>563695376
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>>563695376
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
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>oh fuck too much shop points, gonna buy this mirror since still classic first half
>I can't use it
stop distracting me /uma/
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cygay, make riko the main love interest that loses to uma trainees
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biblically accurate flower
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>>563695472
>>563695453
For that you will be cast into the Unity mine hell
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>Lates can have 5 accels and 8 midrace skills and still job to Xog
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>>563695595
Danchou here, I know what you're doing
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>>563694957
Best I can do is 3.50
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>>563695595
Danchou here, how the fuck do you have nearly 600 speed before debut
I don't get it
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how do i stop beiing brown?
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If I don't get Puncture Perfect Charming pre-debut, I reset the run. Simple as that.
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>>563695595
Danchou here, I'm jealous of your benes perenness :DDDD
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never lost TSS by such a small margin.
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>>563695747
Potato peeler
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>>563695994
What a dick
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>>563695994
do stallions really
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>>563695994
typical dotonigger
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This damn BRAT.
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>>563695773
>wishing for charming pre-debut
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>>563695994
Extremely evil horse
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YOU BITCH
YOU ONLY SHOWED UP RIGHT FUCKING AT THE END
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>>563696241
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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>>563696492
You still have time bro, you will totally get it to finish
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>>563695569
why are little coon and glasse cheering at their trainer about to get fucked?
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>>563696492
She does anything for her classmates, and you aren't one
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am so horny right now hehe
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>>563694204
glue glue glue glue glue glue
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>>563696741
Would
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>>563696741
naughty anon
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>>563696492
I've card cards speedrun entire chains during the last months of a run, mainly Kita and pic related.
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How does the jewtuber carat calculator come to the conclusion of 20K carats per month?
125 per day (dailies + paid pass) * 30 + 1200 (4 * weekly class 6 retention) + 500 bonus from the pass + 125 * 4 (free login bonus) + rank A club 2.7K = 8.1K carats/month
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So /uma/ do you have any trainees you have unlocked but haven't yet gotten around to running a career with or don't care about at all so aren't even planning on doing one? For me it's these ones. I'm definitely going to do a career with Suzuka and og Rice later on. Suzuka's kind of meh currently since she can't get runaway and for Rice I'm already using her vampire costume version.
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>fast learner
>good stat line
But
>medium A
>all chains either agemasen’d or didn’t finish
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>>563693467
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>>563696808
God I love Duramente. Can't wait for her.
I also love Air Groove.
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>>563696887
Bro your CMs
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>>563696895
>don't care for
Creek, Eishin, Doto, Teio
>one day eventually
Cafe, Mambo, Chiyono
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>>563696887
CMs give what, 2-3K per month? Even if there's 2 in a month, you score the best possible and get SS rank club, it's like 16K carats in on month
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>be me
>make triple dominator team
>what I imagine happening:
>xoguri is in first around the last corner. Three debuffs hit her. She staggers back, shuddering, whispering the words "th-that pressure..." Grass Wonder suddenly passes her. The race is over. The other two trainers see a video playing of Symboli Rudolph with lightning coming out of her eyes saying the phrase "you should kill yourself, NOW."
>what actually happens:
>Grass Wonder hits Pump, MBP, OYL, Ignited Spirit PWR, NSM, and From the Brink. She comes in 5th. Valentines Flash is 8th and Rudolph is 9th. Only one of them used Dominator. The other two trainers smile and go get loving gentle femdom handjobs from their girlfriends. I realize I forgot to do my taxes.

I hate this game.
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>>563697303
Events and gibs
All of them are repeats from JP so you can do the exact math
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>>563697303
meant for >>563697168
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>>563696887
Event carats?
The base carats are kinda dogshit
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love chili peanuts

>>563697385
this happens tho
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>>563695994
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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>>563696887
The majority comes from participating in celebration missions, CMs, and especially various story events.
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>>563696887
your random gibs?
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>>563697226
You should start caring for Teio immediately.
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>>563697580
I would rather break a leg
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>>563696895
I've been playing since release and I still haven't trained Tachyon or Fuku.
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>>563696887
you can look in the timeline hidden columns to see where exactly the carats are coming from, there's usually at least one big event per month worth about 2k and then smaller missions for G1 races worth a couple hundred each, hundreds for new uma stories etc. It's not quite 20k a month every month but when you add the huge anni and golshi week bonuses it's roughly that much over an entire year
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>>563688183
Im deeply concerned for our uma whales
They're coming back right?
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>max out SPD in the last day of second summer
>all those +0 stats from races and epithets
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>>563697803
Ralkosbros... Will we have to add new whales for every new event going forward...
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>>563697803
'Tis the scircle of life
Whales die, shitters fry...or something
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>>563697903
I hope he's just busy filing his taxes.
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low rolled wit sadly but I don't see getting a better inspo than this
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>>563698084
there is a 4th recovery there right ..
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>/uma/ pays their taxes
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>>563697943
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>>563698117
u=ma2, shadow break and baracole are top
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>>563697803
f2pgawds claim another one
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>>563696895
The Kitasan free pulls spooked me with Curren Chan and Ayabe. They're the only ones in the stable I haven't played yet, I don't have much interest in training the demon during MANTblazer, and I don't look to consider Ayabe until I borrow Mr. CBT in a few weeks.
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>>563698143
so many responsible anons on here..
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>>563697803
what club was Ralkos in?
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How come Nishino doesn't seem to get any older even after three years have passed?
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>>563697747
Ok but whose leg
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>>563698313
She is fully grown
She will stay that size forever
Enjoy
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>>563696895
>hating Risho & Bright
Soulless monster
Hishiama deserves better too
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>>563698259
Left umao after they stopped being S rank
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orange
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>>563698259
I think he joined some discord botter club
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>>563698143
You don't?
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purple
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All the cuties are gone
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>>563698545
I love orenj.
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>>563698658
I'm here...
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>>563698585
Never!
I already did
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>>563698382
I don't hate Rice at all, I just haven't gotten around to doing a career with her when I'm using her vamp version. Bright and Hishi I just pulled a couple of days ago when I spent 200 pulls on Nishino.
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>>563698804
How does Urara make money if she can't win races in timelines where she's not the player's trainee?
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>>563698758
you're not allowed to larp as us, lifehaver
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>>563697574
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need someone like this
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>>563698143
I filed them like 2 months ago when I got my w2
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>>563698670
Same!
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>>563698941
I aspire to one day steal from the government as well as you, please understand
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>>563696895
i haven't run 6 careers but its bcuz stupid mant. Have yet to meet an uma i don't like.
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>>563699425
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>>563699425
she's so hot
kinda been interested in palmer as of late though
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>>563699636
palmer is ugly and has no personality
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Double dominator?
For pussies
I'll go double dom AND tether end closer xoguri
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>>563699235
Im just running these trio in the upcoming mile CM, wonder how it will go.
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>>563696895
all spooks / freebies i otherwise wouldn't have rolled for.
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Retard from last night here. Between the helpful anon and Grok I was able to launch Sweepy, but the window is blank. What did I screw up this time?
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>>563699765
Mambo...
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>>563699792
Your life
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>People are unironically too retarded to use sweepy
Jesus
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>>563699663
if you're going to be rude at least elaborate
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>4/16
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>>563699753
>I'm running the full meta team, wonder how it will go
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>>563699846
Zoomers can't handle fucking Mario 64, so it's not surprising
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>>563699846
Well for starters, I am not retarded so I don't have to use Sweepy
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>>563699792
Probably a browser issue
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>>563699792
>111.1.1.1.1111
Retard bwo... that was an example of the IP address of the emulator I told you to find....
Ask Umagrok for Mumu addresses and how to get them, it will give you a common list that will surely be the one you are needing
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>>563699841
Obviously, I'm posting in /uma/. Why is Sweepy not working though?
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>>563699956
>Whole generation that grew up on nothing but tech
>Turns out to be the most tech illiterate generation yet, even more so than Boomer somehow
Magical stuff
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>>563699991
Stop erping
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>>563699991
I love this image
It is very sex
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>>563699956
>Zoomers can't handle fucking Mario 64
called out...
I had this opinion for a long time, and how it was a shit game because of the controls, but then I got invited to play a multiplayer mod of it and I got pretty good within like an hour of playing and now I genuinely think it's a great game
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>>563699753
At first you are winning, and then you lose
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>>563699857
Palmer is the second ugliest Mejiro after Ryan. Her whole personality is to orbit and copy Helios
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>>563700014
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>>563700073
Have sex with me so I stop being horny
>>563700086
Me to gwo, Mirako is so smug and sexy here, really makes me want to correct her
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top 6 wbu
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>>563700157
>seven ugly rich umas
>all femcels
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Cow wife... good!
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>>563700157
ramonu is right there...
also there's something to relate to there
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>>563700216
this is why they need trainer
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>>563700157
McQueen >>>>>>>>> Dober = Ardan > Bright > Ramonu > Palmer > literal indian shit > Ryan
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>>563700181
YWNBAW
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>>563700157
Ignore, Train, Train, Sex, Train, Ignore, Marry
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>>563700236
everyone's been saying this
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>>563700236
Proof?
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>>563700098
As a rule of thumb
If a game is boring solo and fun with friends, it's not a good game, but you at least got good pals
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>>563700295
>>563700157
Ardan, Dober, Ramonu, Mcqueen, Bright, Palmer, Ryan

Mcqueen has weird looking eyes
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>>563700182
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>>563700290
No
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>>563700385
holy sweepertosher lmaooooo
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>>563700157
Marry, Ignore, Sex, Sex, Ignore, Train, Sex
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>>563699956
Yes, that's correct. I am a zoomer below the age of 30.
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>>563700469
>>563700315
why are men like this
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>>563700236
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>>563700182
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>>563700157
Marriage and procreation
Train her
Train me
Fornication with the purpose of recreation
Headpats
Wombpats
Train
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>>563700438
you weren't supposed to point that out...
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>>563700390
yes
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>>563700157
>day 1
>mcqueen is cute and ryan is uggo and therefore worst mejiro
>year 1
>army of bland mejiro "refined women" makes ryan stand out and is therefore best mejiro
funny how that works out.
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>>563700586
I know what you are
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>>563700650
NTA but it was pretty obvious bro
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>>563700664
I require further evidence
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>>563700784
try to find my graph then if you're so confident
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>>563700586
Dober yaoi
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>>563700803
That should be sufficient
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>>563700887
my dick
inside of my CFs funny place
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>>563700661
Tomboys are ugly, that's a fact.
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>>563700664
I like the idea of Scarlet giving her tiara to our daughter. very cute passing of the torch. She's worn it her whole life it's probably a tsukumogami guardian spirit by now.
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Save the satono bloodline, torena!
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>>563700014
The iphone and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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>>563701081
jealous little tranny you
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>killed a run after senior summer
fuck you danchode
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>>563701063
she's not into losers, sorry!
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>>563701176
no
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>>563701209
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>>563700887
i'm not really a data digger but its been 17 days of last month + 15 days of this month, pretty even split, so i'd imagine you probably had around 130m fans last month. if you're in an uma club it shouldn't be too hard to find you, and with big numbers like that you're probably in /uma/ club itself. if not, you're the obvious top line in one of the other 9 A+ clubs. its either steady line to 130m or a lower line with a sharp uptick after kita's release. lets glance at chrono and see if anyone fits the bill.
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>>563701212
I'm not a loser, cuz I'm her precious CF, and she is mine. Good night.
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scarlet raped me in the hotsprings
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BRIAN-SAN!!!! KAKKOII!! SEKAI SAIKYOU!!!! MUTEKIDA!!!
KYAAAAAAAAAA~
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>>563701423
*Maroon 5 - Animals playing in the background*
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>>563701370
>>563700887
checking last month for uma club...
elfie is that you?
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>>563701423
nice tits
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Fillies or Asahi Hai for triple crown route?
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>>563701590
doesnt matter, but you should run fillies.
>>
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>>563701641
why though
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>>563701564
>using a pajeet uma to represent your club
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>>563701564
I actually believed for a second that you would find it...how disappointing
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>>563701702
Amazon is american
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>>563699987
This turned out to be true. The shitty version of Brave that opens local html files just breaks some things. I had to set Edge as the default to fix it.

>>563699991
Also corrected that. Thanks again for the help. I can finally start cooking real food instead of Taco Bell and frozen pizza every night.
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>>563701702
>r/woosh
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>>563701698
it's fillies
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>>563701416
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>563701393
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>>563701718
sorry, i know that one and his line matching my theorycraft threw me off, plus your energy was kinda like his.
maybe some other more impersonal, objective number cruncher better than I shall come along and figure it out.
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>>563700586
Is that the same attitude you had when you sucked my dick?
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>>563701745
She needs to be sent back to India
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>>563701673
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>>563702041
*chibi Tachyon gets blown up*
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>>563702082
>>
https://gofile.io/d/5mbIP5
Hello does this BAKUSHIN work? BAKUSHIN
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>>563701698
He doesn't know
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>on one of the best MANT runs I have ever been on
>Fast learner AND Anshinzawa top option succeeded early
>Akikawa decides to give me dogshit skills
>No medium S
>Bijin, Kitasan AND Sunday didn't finish their chains
>Twinkle Climax all had no rainbows
I was skeptical when anons said that acquiring fast learner rigs the runs to be worse, but this 100% convinced me. Holy fucking shit. God forbid I can have fun running the student council team in this next CM.
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>>563702127
Heh
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But what if umapyoi
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>>563702171
whats the explanation behind bakushin having the power to summon cherry blossom trees? In the anime its implied that they just have superhuman strength.
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>>563702193
know what
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>>563701854
>>563701718
what the hell, one more guess
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>>563701590
I would do Asahi Hai because you avoid the menaces that are Pearl, Nishino and Vodka.
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>>563702216
She deserved it
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>>563701698
Fillies is an easier track for most umas and it lets you pivot to the Tiara route if you need to
Futurity Stakes doesn’t do anything
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>>563702353
You can't post that... it's against the rules...
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>>563702353
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>>563702171
This is the only time I can say that I am horse sized
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>>563702281
nyo, but I appreciate your effort~
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>>563702353
drinking curren's umatitty umamilk
send post
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>>563702330
it's literally the exact same track. the difference is that JF has nishino flower as a potential rival. if she's there, take asahi hai.
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>>563702536
for parent farming which one are most people running
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Anyone want to erp
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>>563702171
>trannyshit in both image and video
Neck yourself
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>>563702536
Damn, I didn’t realize
I don’t know why I job so much more on Futurity Stakes
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>>563701718
Closest match to my estimation is picrel
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>>563702567
Probably Asahai since most will run the triple crown, even if it does nothing for it. Or to put it another way, trainers will go out of their way to the fillies when going tiara
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this will work and I'll get corner recovery
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Rice Villain has been indicted for crimes against umanity.
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>>563702760
It wouldn't
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>>563702692
wait, so uma club is mostly indians? grim
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>>563702760
How whale
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>>563702760
It works, but you get Dodging Danger
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>>563702760
>they never learn
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>>563702760
You will get Straightaway Recovery
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>>563702576
you forgot your chiyo image
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>>563702692
Some insane rivalry going on there
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>>563702789
>>563702804
>>563702814
>>563702823
>>563702841
holy fucking shit bwos. THIS IS THE RUN
>>563702804
0LB yeppers lol
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>>563702795
>slaving away in a game for carats instead of paying 5 bucks
Are you surprised they are thirdies?
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>>563702823
Turf Queens memes is the only thing I miss about Unity
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hello umadacchi can we post images again...
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>>563702979
we can! welcome back
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Birthday Girl
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>>563702876
This shouldn't be possible
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>>563702876
Based!
Hows LB0 Yeppers working for ya?
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Rulership X Gold Ship
Ship Ship x Ship
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>club dramatrannies trying to force schizo narratives
Grim
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>>563702795
>>563702923
>A class citizens are piping up
Silence, filth.
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>>563703009
it's fixed now yay
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>>563703096
>>563683221
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>>563702861
I didn't hear no
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thank you for the trivia zenno! anyways lets head out to the track to train... zenno... why is there a metal bar folded over the door handles? zenno where are your clothes?
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+777, Head-on, Uma Stan and Groundwork
This XOguri despite not having S med is surprisingly beating other XOguris.
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>>563703113
Ahhh. I see we are falseflagging early today are we not?
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sex with tachyon's shoe
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>>563703154
No.
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How do we solve the Mare rapist problem??
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>>563703284
We don't
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>>563703062
not really good to be honest. the 20ME and 1 wit from her MLB does help a little. I have one XOguri done with a borrowed yeppers, now I'm trying to use mine 0 LB borrowing NTR/Pasa trying to train a better one
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>>563703280
>>563688072
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Nice double circle inspiration Cygames
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>>563702619
Anyony is projecting nyahaha
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Is this skill basically the same as NSM? The wording is really confusing.
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>>563703284
Vasectomy
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>>563703191
>it scales
....in which direction? Because Oguri has big donkey ears and is practically asexual
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the ruby propaganda has worked a tad bit
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>>563703531
me on the left
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>>563703415
No
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>>563703531
me in the middle
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>>563701423
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>>563703563
>>>/r/eddit
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>>563703558
Me on the right kissing you
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6 months until Helios... I guess I should save to get atleast LB1 for the SMaru card
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>>563703524
The activation conditions sound similar in concept but use different keywords... It's so strange...
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>>563703659
Nope
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>>563703531
>zoomer vs loli
Both are shit

>>563703696
Skip her banner.
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>>563703563
I like this evil cheval grand
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>>563703524
It fires somewhere late race and not just in the final spurt.
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mixed emotions
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should I use kale juice and get this training done or just rest?
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>>563703529
oguri has not discovered sex yet but her carnal desires are currently being suppressed by insatiable hunger
she just needs to realize why belno hangs out with kitahara
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Dead thread theory
Discuss
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>>563703857
About what bwo...
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I've never seen double rainbows on speed for 2 days now...
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>>563703890
you would literally need to be mentally disabled to do that. you would have to be severely deprived of chromosomes to even consider this.
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>>563703890
Just rest
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>>563703920
just feeling a little restless is all...
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>>563703949
Consider running more than one speed card
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how much of a cuck do you have to be to see **that** gold shitty line amd say to yourself "yeah, I like her"
fucking low t beta faggot
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>>563703949
URA or MANT?
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>>563703901
I'M NOT THAT SMALL FUCK YOU
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>>563703524
That skill is mostly velocity and NSM is acceleration and lane movement. It's closer to RRA or VC than NSM.
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>>563703890
race four times
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>>563703284
>no urara
?
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post your best groundwork parents please been farming for so long
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Any cute anons want to be dominated today ~
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I still hope we get mahjong soul x uma collab one day
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>>563703782
She has the appeal of being an overconfident jobber
Very satisfying character
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>>563704005
Go easy on the man. He probably had an abusive mother.
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>>563704001
I'm going to fuck you up desuwa
>>563704014
MANT
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>>563704005
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>>563704005
when is the last time a woman spoke to you voluntarily outside of a service or business context
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>>563703974
I agree with you, but my last runs aren't ending well so I'm trying to see if it's my trainer mindset making me unable to even reach a SS XOguri
>>
>>
...So you can post dicks willy nilly but you can't post a lil bit of horse girl nip?
Truly faggot homoerotic site
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>>563704131
Hahaha crazy you say that *rapes you*
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>>563704101
>mahjong soul
>more NTR
Fuck off.

>>563704119
Buy the rape whistle
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>lost all 5 clocks at Kikuka Sho
>with 600 speed 400 stamina
This game really just randomly decide to fuck up your entire run
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>>563703983
go do something fun that would take your mind off it
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>>563704134
once in 2025 previous to that i think was 2022
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>>563704201
We are gay here bwo
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>>563703890
i would just hit wit or just race 4x
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>>563704229
just do tiara
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>>563704229
>400 stam
you're barely making it bwo...
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we have a TV at my wageslave job and today i was changing the channels and i found out we have a horse racing channel, i asked my boss if i could put it on and he said that it was a great idea because people like to watch niche shit while eating
work is a little bit less shitty now that theres honses on the TV
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>>563704005
>low t beta faggot
uh, i don't knoe if you've noticed, but that's all of us here in /uma/
including (you)
that said, city really is the worst of the gyarus. yes, even compared to that dyke helios
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My personal schizo theory is that Mirako anon is NTR anon who is also Ryan anon, and Stegoanon, and Gentil anon, and Teio anon, and Curren anon, and...
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>>563704229
did you try switching to late surger
but regardless shit's a huge gamble at that stam
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>>563704415
>>563688072
>>
My schizo theory is that none of you are real
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>>563704229
I'd buy a white recovery and/or change to late unless you're playing an easy mode uma like Bourbon
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>>563704387
pama is the best
sex pama
second is toesen
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>>563702787
Fake news
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>>563704415
>>563688183
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>>563704479
Shiraoki told me that the truth is that none of us are real, and this is all just the dream of a dead god
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>>563704415
Now this is a good post
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My schizo theory is that you're all real but are all secretly mossad/cia agents ready to pounce on me the moment you find out who I am which is why I'll never join a room posted here or will I? FUCK YOU I'M NOT TELLING
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>>563704490
>toesen
>>
Lala umaypoi
>>
forever my kingu
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Hey guys I wanna be a new schizo
Which uma is good for a new up and coming schizo?
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>>563704703
Calstone
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>>563704703
Amazon because brown
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>>563704560
who's the dead god?
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>>563704703
Depends on what you are
Troon? Palmer is available
Fag? You could post the new Bakushin or Fuji
Dyke? Kawakami
Woman? I see a distinct lack of Ardan shitpost so that could work
Straight? Lmao we know you're not
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>>563704703
Ideally someone coming to global in 2028
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>>563704703
the most schizo uma ofc
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horse pussy
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>>563704693
king cute
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>>563704757
It's a secret
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>>563704703
Some uma that absolutely nobody talks about
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/109601-no-reason
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>>563704703
Mr.CB or Ace are open
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>>563704885
Oyakodon
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>>563704918
But people post Yaeno Muteki all the time
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>>563704703
You need to think ahead. Choose an uma you don't want people to roll for because they will associate with your faggotry
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>>563704950
Ugly as fuck
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>>563704983
Are you blind? That's Bamboo Melody.
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>>563704885
I'm going to have to wait a million years for her to come out but I can't wait.
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>>563704703
Someone that isn't well liked already. You also can't use Teio because she's probably immune to schizoposting already not because people likes her but her posters' repvtation is ruined beyond repair.
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>>563704740
Unfortunately Calstone posters are too stupid or autistic to be schizo
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>>563704940
>Ace
what happened to the ace on my face poster?
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Stop liking what I don't like.
>>
Bamboo actually has a super cute voice
I like her
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>>563705240
Imagine getting chiyo a dog bowl and cumming in it and forcing her to drink it
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>>563705120
https://e-hentai.org/g/3868227/add8dc73cc/
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>>563705347
some anons would be into that
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Why couldn't the schizo attach ximself to F*lco instead
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People should like what I don't like
>>
>>
https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
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>>563705408
both falco and curren are CUTE and people should stop saying mean things
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>>563705115
switched to yankomanko
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Most romance-coded uma in this game?
>>
Is cloudflare still dead? Test.
Umamusume pretty derby I love Kaichou Symboli Rudolf I don't want another warning for offtopic
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>>563705549
anyone but shitty
>>
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>>563705573
You like Rudolf huh? Post your CM12 Ace then
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>>563705549
my oshi
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>>563705549
>>
>>563705549
My umawife of course!
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>>563705549
(you)r wife
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>>563705727
Ascella story when?
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>>563705616
I sleep well knowing that Special Week is in horse hell getting dicked down by a giga fat Grass Wonder
>>
>>
neicha birthday!
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>>563705635

Your attempt at discrediting me has failed. Here is medium S cm12 SS Luna
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Oh wow, that's rare
It doesn't seem like it but Gold City's trainer is kinda blue balling her 70% of the time
Like baiting her into flirting then immediately shooting it down or being dense about it lmao
>>
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>>563705917
the site hates me where's my picture
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Can I get some (You)s as a pickup?
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>>563705727
That's not NTR
>>563706020
>>
Is there some hidden lore on why bamboo memory and yaeno muteki look fucking identical ingame?
I looked up the horses and while they are both chestnut horses with white feet, that's a pretty common appearance isn't it? It doesn't seem like that'd be enough or else 90% of umamusume would look the same as them.
They were born in the same year - april/may 1985 - and earned about the same amount - 507m and 518m - but from what I can tell they didn't race the same races, so like they wouldn't be rivals.
Different parents
Different jockeys
Different owners

What's the tea?
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>>563705993
She's a gyaru, she don't deserve love.
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563706020
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>>563706020
post dick
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>>563705831
rare yuni
post more
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>>563705993
>Gold City's trainer is kinda blue balling her 70% of the time
isn't it the other way around?
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>>563706078
Brown umas aren't cute
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>>563706078
>oh, she's gonna throw a magic rock?
>oh no, she's gonna charge a superpower
>wtf a fucking sniper rifle?
>HEY THIS IS A RACE I FORGOT
Symbolis are weird
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>>563704240
I did a few chores so I'm feeling okay now, my form of therapy
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>>563706151
Shut up.
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>>563705993
She's a pussy, she won't rape her trainer anyway so it's fine
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>>563706106
yuniberse cute
I hope considering the accelerated sched she's in this year
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>>563704757
It's a stop-motion animation movie that took like 30 years to finish
>>
I can fix her
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i think brown umas shouldn't be in the game because they male me too horny to focus on running their careers
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>>563706256
this, but summer spe
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>>563706251
Average woman reaction
Nothing a couple doses of rape can't cure
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>>563706239
Wait no shit, I'm thinking of mad god
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>>563706216
Ugly edgelords

>>563706251
You can't fix a race traitor
>>
Why are you not here?
https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
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>>563706191
>chores as a therapy
all of that works for me BUT doing laundry, ganbare!!
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>>563701917
she belongs back in the amazon with her latina kind
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Brown wife...
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cm13 rooms?
>>
Is it ok to sexualize umas?
>>
>>563688352
lol >>563703119
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>>563706414
Brown =/= Spic
>>
please post more sweaty brown umas thank you
>>
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>>563706482
Didn't know we had unironic transexuals here
>>
Is posting still dead
>>
>>563706542
oguri love!!!
>>
>>563706492
/uma/ doesn't have a funny resident mod...
>>
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>>563706645
We wouldn't have any problems here if we had a resident mod...
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Thoughts?
>>
it's the end times dacchis, confess to your uma before the end
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>>563705993
This event is always going to be funny to me
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>>563706645
kot poster is our mod
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>>563706729
KEK
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>>563706709
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>>563706709

sex
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>>563702760
this was supposed to be run bros, but the medium S didn't come. even got groundwork from a spook Falcon event
I'll probably use this one anyways
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>>563706481
4073 5146
hope I didn't fuck it up
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>>563706709
cat
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>>563706729
She's uglier with make up
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>>563706628
That's not Ogurin...
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>>563706729
>suggest a title that would boost her popularity with her fans
>get mad
what the fuck is wrong with her?
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>>563706958
Models are brands, not people.
>>
Who's the Lord Frieza of Umamusume?
>>
>>
Is Trackblazer an anomaly or will the next scenario have even more rating creep
>>
>>563707069
They always powercreep each other, or there wouldn't be a point.
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>>563707069
they had to BUFF GL stat gains because MANT spamming mogged it still
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Sichi's trainer deserves to be raped by his trainee the most, just saying.
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my club is dead
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What is Doto good for other than paizuri?
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>>563707149
that's orfes trainer actually
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>>563706365
I believe in synergy a lot which is why I would want to do all that for someone who does not
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Imagine Oguri being hungry for trainer semen..
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>>563707180
Post more of this whore
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>>563707180
Holy moly
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>>563707180
That's a man with fake tits
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>>563707180
>3d
>>>>>>>>female
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>>563707214
Oguri doesn't know anything about sex
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>>563706920
o-oh...
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>>563706216
I love uma VAs playing video games and trying to stay in character.
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>>563707184
Mhm yeah you're right, maybe Sirius's trainer too
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>>563707352
Oguri has seen animals mating in the woods many times.
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Any CM14 rooms?
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a reminder that women ruin everything
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>on a good run
>2 mood downs before summer with no cupcakes and energy items and fail a +80 speed click that had an 8% fail chance
Yeah that's enough of this game for today.
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>all of SSR supports procced
>gw sparked
>angling sparked
>no med S
I will never be able to make my perfect daisca for this CM

>>563707197
I prefer cooking than doing cleaning chores it's WAY more fun
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>>563707449
That includes umas
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gimme a hoguri deck
what are some good cards to include? wit/spd/pow split?
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>>563694084
Please treat Machan well, and pull for her.
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>>563707449
Chrono ruined my cock
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I finished building my smaru and bobo
do I run kita as the 3rd front or do I cave and build a xOguri
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>>563695734
Look at the cards meng.
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If you aren't a front runner, you're a last runner
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STOP BEING SOULLESS AND RUNNING DOUBLE DOM OBUHIS
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>>563707394
what did sirius' trainer do?
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>>563707352
Oguri is not romantic. She doesn't flirt. She just mates when in the mood and leaves without a second thought. She's "the beast" after all.
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>>563707467
it's okayyy, not as satisfying for me personally unless I'm cooking for someone else. that's like my only drive to do it in the first place
we're a little opposite in that aspect!
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>pace down is still a thing
Fuck this shit. My XOguri just went back together with late/ends and lost 2nd to an Ardan. Kek
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Whoa, suzuka is so rude
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>>563705697
I have high hopes for Tsuyoshi's story
I think she is very cute
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>>563695595
fuck you hacker
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>>563707882
Wrong
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>>563706227
i want her to be that early too,
but dia, and the cheerleaders are both a week late from their projected release, so i think it is more likely we're getting her around feb of next year
still gonna save up for her tho
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>>563708082
Why wrong
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You are missing NTR anon rebuild his wife from zero
https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
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Any CM24 rooms?
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>>563708106
She's shit
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nothing I hate more than jiggers, discord lite
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>>563696895
No, because I've run with every one of my umas. It's some I won't play again, like Fukukitaru alt, because she sucks, why is she a long specific horse with only speed skill innates, no innate recovery? Not even 777 like OG. So you need to put in cards/parents with recovery golds/hints/uniques. I don't plan on doing Winning Ticket again, because she simply sucks. Some characters I will simply wait for Grand Live to play again, because MANT, such as Haru Urara and Super Freak.
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>>563708163
wtf I love Dober now
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It's okay to be racist
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>>563708156
i think she is cute
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>>563708264
No it isn't.
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>>563700664
>>563701130
Why do people always draw an umas daughter as a clone of herself?
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>racist carnival tomorrow
please tell me they aren't scaling up the stats for MANT so I can just abuse my existing Oguri to clear it all
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>>563708307
You're black
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>>563708426
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>>563702760
You fail training
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>>563708102
I was thinking maybe late dec instead but I think you're probably right and it's gonna be start of a new year instead
>>563707756
cooking for yourself is fun too as long as you maintain variety
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>>563708376
You're the guy that makes teachers question themselves before saying "there aren't stupid questions"
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>>563708424
Git gud
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bwooos... he is doing it... he is the choosen one
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>>563708476
>variety
yeah we struggle with that here...country sucks
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>>563707467
why would you spark angling and not directly inherit it
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>>563708424
I have the easy modo uma. Good luck with your junior year bwo
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Good morning, did posting get fixed
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>>563704037
Canonical permavirgin,. She never had a child IRL. Unlike you like you. Ganbatte toreina, you can get laid
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CHIYO HATE
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I LOVE WASTING AN HOUR JUST FOR THE RESULTS TO BE A DOG SHIT OR ACHAIN NOT FINISHING
CAN MANT BE OVER ALREADY
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>>563708694
>hag
Fuck off
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I thought about Dia-chan today
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why the hell are people so fixated in making unusable UG umas instead usable SS ones
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>563708701
Just pray to Shiraoki to help you become a better trainer, it's not that hard
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>>563708795
ug looks cool, duh
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Remember to read before signing delivery receipts! Umas are crafty buggers!
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>>563708795
I already have three usable SS aces
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>>563708752
But have you thought about cumming to Dia-chan today?
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>>563708848
>aislop
Kill yourself
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>>563708606
my usable front spark is a Vbobo with a Seiun guest subparent with 3* angling, I'm working on a better Seiun...
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>>563708873
Why does she keep doing that...
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I need to be as racist as possible, please give tips
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How does looping parents work? Just use your shitty parents with good borrow parents, then when you get good parents make good parents with other borrow parents?
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>>563704940
Don't you fucking drag CB down with this shit.
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Dia who?
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hey
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>>563708916
The Satono bloodline MUST be continued no matter the cost.
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>>563708889
No
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>>563708916
Doing what?
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>>563708938
Ugly tomboy
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>>563708578
even NA cuisine can have variety..... I think...
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Oguri in every cm
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>>563709040
>anons shit on oguri
>act smug about it with their fotm "oshi"
>gets shit on by oguri
>cries like a bitch
Repeat
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>>563708896
could just borrow a seiun parent...

>>563708929
you get parents or borrow parents with target skills for example fronts borrow a parent with prudent, ignited wit, dodging danger and get that onto your own character. then you keep doing it until your whole lineage has those skills and makes it easier to eventually keep passing it on
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>>563709084
I would do that if I HAD BORROWS!!!!
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>>563708916
Bad influence
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>>563709040
Yep, that's my Ogurin.
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I'm so flustered today. I'm gonna rub one out to doto
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>>563709084
Damn that looks sick...
Don't tell me the best scenario for that is MANT...
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>>563709020
that's the thing, I uhh...have no excuse...I don't live there
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>>563709137
Doto wouldn't act like this.
>>563708916
>>563708873
Dia wouldn't act like this.
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>>563709000
Marriage...bloodline...Satono...
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>>563708926
ask the winner of the 1999 jap cup
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>>563709178
Post the proof later
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>>563709185
well you can't get ignited WIT by yourself on MANT but yeah you should make parents on MANT overall now
>>563709194
dacchi needs someone to introduce him to cooking
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>>563709185
MANT gives you enough skill points and running all the races gives you super affinity (before they remove g2 and g3). and hitting SS rank makes your whites not suck
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>>563708376
it's easier to tell + it's cute
plus not having a clear trait from the father makes it easy to project oneself
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>>563709214
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top road pubic hair has zigzag parting
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>>563708264
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MLB power Pasa is a really nice card honestly, cool energy event, 10% rb, killer tunes
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>>563709307
not wrong...I'm only able to replicate what I've seen first-hand so there's that at least
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>>563706791
>nishino flower is a good girl, she would never do anything untoward to her trainer

https://iasip.app/H75QwtPUA065BWmh1uvUWA
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>>563705549
>https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
Assuming (you) are male there are several fairly close contenders. For females, Fuji Kiseki is pretty much your boyfriend right off the bat.
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her umanko goes on my face
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We trainers should start a movement against rapist mares #metoo
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>>563709020
Just look at the difference between southern bbq and midwestern bbq, or NE seafood vs Creole or Cajun seafood, then compare broader US food trends to Central American or Canadian trends. Hell, Texas is ungodly anal about "le True and Honest Chili™ doesn't have beans in it and anyone who asks gets literal diarrhea put into their servings out of spite", and then Cincinnati has their own specific named variant that includes things like cinnamon that gets put on spaghetti
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Your trainee has fluffy pubes.

Remember that.
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>>563709623
i know ayabe
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>>563709623
My trainee can't grow pubes yet, I checked.
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I remember there was a picture of Nice Nature getting fucked by a polar bear
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Give me an uma wife.
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>>563708694
>sorry sweetie, but mommy has to teach you about the reality of racing
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>>563709593
why the hell would there be so much difference in BBQ too
>>563709495
stuffing this dacchi with a lots of good food right now
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>>563709780
Doesn't matter, we already know you're just using her to lampshade your love for cock
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mambo mambo
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Stop hooking up with your trainee on academy grounds
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>>563709780
Sure, theres plenty of /uma/ wives here
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are we finally back qwos
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now that's the stuff
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>>563709821
oh my goodness this is great--keep stuffing me please~
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>>563709778
You can't just say that and leave us hanging.
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omatsuri mambo
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Narita Taishin
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>>563710012
Mambo!
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>>563709970
figuratively AND literally
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>>563710109
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Discuss.
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>>563710189
might not like it but peak performance
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>>563710120
much obliged!
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>>563710120
Do not put carrots in burgers
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>>563710189
Looks like the standard sprint F mile F low roll
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Sound when catbot revives
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>>563710281
Yes. Rainbowless summer in terms of speed. But do I swap out Sunday for power Sunday or for another card, stamina or power?
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>>563710274
honestly carrots on burgers wouldn't sound bad if you soften them up first, it would just be a better tomato
>>563710264
you are very welcome!!!
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>>563709137
>>563709201
Real life Doto is a horny old man and his uma version is DEFINITELY horny too
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>>563710109
Taishin's wine glass grip vs AI's death grip...
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>>563709593
I looked up Texas chili and it just looks like regular chili but without beans/tomato
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how does kita's ult work? can it be delayed or is it an angling type
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>>563709593
>>563710407
Wtf you mean no beans or even tomato
Why are they skipping on half of the flavours
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>>563710003
It had to do with her seiyuu and someone on twitter with a handle of polar bear saying he fucked her and how tight her pussy was. Was probably her secret boyfriend or something
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ANOTHER one
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>>563709821
Detroit to St. Louis is roughly analogous to Berlin to Warsaw
>>563710407
>>563710498
The excuse I got was "Cowboys didn't do it and beans are filler" Ignore that it's a Mexican dish originally
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>>563710515
>all natie fans are canonical c ucks
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>>563710294
>563710294
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>>563705115
I miss the poster who smelled the various uma butts
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>>563710294
Who's the green one?

>>563710407
Out of all the things Texans have an undeserved sense of superiority over, chili is close to, if not number 1.
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>>563710358
Drop a card color as 4 color decks are hard to do well on. For long borrow Creek, drop marv, and run 3 speed (jordan for BofA if you need a recovery). For medium drop creek and run 2 power, or 3 speed. That's what I'd do.
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fat umas?
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horses are friends
https://x.com/i/status/2044649488149586391
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>>563710571
>filler
Why don't texans just start eating sweet baby rays straight from the bottle
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why doesn't Spe just ask her american friends like Grass for some chili
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>>563710607
Rascal Suzuka
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>>563709821
Barbecue is a regional dish because slaves prepared it using locally available ingredients.

>>563710729
I'm pretty sure El Condor Pasa talks about making it a few times. Grass prefers curry.
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>>563710729
Grass is Japanese
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>>563710679
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>>563710897
>>563710897
>>563710897
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>>563710704
They already do via Dr. Pepper
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>>563710515
wow, it's like anybody can just claim anything and people will believe it. secret recording or it didn't happen.
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>>563710498
>Wtf you mean no beans or even tomato
>Why are they skipping on half of the flavours
idk it doesn't even sound bad, but isn't it just spicy beef stew at that point?
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>>563711123
Basically just taco meat.

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