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First for-

Stalkers owe me sex

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Any questions?

>>563704954
it's okay

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There is no way the Truth Enforcers will allow that OP image to stay up. Unless it was a gacha whore, of course.

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>>563705229
She approved it

>>563704639
rip legodiver

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>>563705430
Someday

>>563705031
why do your videos never play for me?

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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>563706224
you knew that sentry was about to pull some malicious coding bs

>>563706224
>sentry still got a shot off
Too close.

>>563706182
The video or sound?

>>563706224
The gatling sentry fears the helldiver, that's why they strike first.

>>563706224
That fucking thing was 100% about to execute its reddit clip generator code.

>>563706224
>>563706425
>>563706548
Do you think that this game's community will ever learn that this isn't team fortress 2 and that it isn't a particularly bright idea to place sentries within 1 meter of teammates?

>>563706224
that mech getting sawed into pieces mid-air by the strafing run at the start was awesome

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>>563706634
the webm.
every single video on 4chan plays for me without a problem but yours (the ones that start with [sound=https%3A cryptic bullshit name) NEVER EVER

>>563706735
there are too many instances where the sentry just straight up ignores massive clusters of enemies just to prioritize aiming at the enemy where a helldiver just so happens to stand between the enemy and the sentry.

This way we can't really prove there is malicious coding straight away (hurrr sentry is aiming at the enemy durr) but I swear from my own multiple hundred hour experience if I see an enemy and I stand between the sentry and the enemy the sentry ALWAYS prioritizes that enemy it is so predictable.

>>563706779
That was pretty neat. I didn't notice at the time with my teammates doing the usual
>pose for pictures with the watcher
>summon many harvesters
>do not shoot the harvesters
routine. The HMG emplacement is the only thing keeping me sane. I don't know how pubbies manage to get buck broken by harvesters so hard when it's arguably the weakest of all of the heavies.

>>563706983
>pose for pictures with the watcher
mild kek

>>563706983
>how pubbies manage to get buck broken by harvesters
I know, they all go like
>"oh it is the illuminate, ez heavies, I will just pick whatever is fun and hope the other guys brings some AT for harvesters"
And then all pubbies in the team think the exact same.
yay.

>>563706954
I've gotten a lot of value out of sentries, but placement is extremely important. The average pubbie seems to want to place their sentries smack dab in the middle of everything where they have clear lines of fire to shoot EVERYWHERE which means that they can potentially flag EVERYONE. I feel like sentries are more effective, and definitely safer, when they're deployed somewhere where they have more constrained lines of fire and they engage a clear sector. For example, if we're raising the flag I don't want to put the sentry on the damn flag where it can shoot everywhere. I want to toss the sentry to that intersection 40m to our south. It doesn't need to assist with shooting enemies to our north. The squad now no longer needs to devote as much concentration to south since the sentry is covering that, so they're free to focus their attention elsewhere. Ideally the sentry location physically can't even get LOS on the helldivers' positions. In a pinch at least toss them to the flanks on the left or right of the battle so that helldivers are less likely to get caught in the crossfire.

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Realistically how many scavengers could you beat up? No guns
Im such a pussy and dont want to get my legs sliced up
Could take down maybe 3 if I have boots on
Would just be me running away hoping to mario stomp them
These things are as big as wild hogs right?

>>563706830
That's weird. The [sound=] link is just something for users with the sound for other boards plugin to sync audio that I uploaded to litterbox with the video. As far as I know, if you don't have the plugin them your browser shouldn't bother reading the link.

>>563707415
You don't even need AT to kill harvesters. A coyote can potentially kill an unshielded one with one magazine.
>but they're always shielded when I'm looking at them.
I feel like I'm the only one who is making a concerted effort to destroy their shield generators when given a chance. The coyote has enough rounds in a mag to pop the shield and destroy the generator. It can do that from very far away, and then you can go for the kill once it is close enough to reliably hit the hip.

>>563706830
What browser are you using.

>>563707775
Are the scavengers coming at me as a group or one at a time?

>>563707909
I usually just pop the shield with my primary and then blow the leg off with a commando rocket to kill them. No reason to fiddle with the generators.

>>563707983
Id say 2 at a time

>>563707775
Probably one, maybie 2. The biggest thing is that their claws might get into you, or their massive mouth might clamp around your leg and you'd bleed out

>>563707775
No weapons with boots? I think just the one, really. And that's with a solidly aimed kick to it's head that's a one and done deal. If I miss them I'm getting bit by the mandibles or sliced with it's front legs.

>>563707996
If you have a commando, agreed. Generally I'm running coyote and de-escalator vs mecha squids. I can comfortably kill harvesters, but not at long ranges. I'll destroy the shield generators so that they are guaranteed to be vulnerable once they get within de-escalator range.

>>563707775
if you had a baseball bat or something it'd be several, easy. especially if you have access to even basic armor like football pads or shin guards
unarmed and in regular clothing, I wouldn't bet on being able to fight off more than one

How the fuck do I deal with Harvesters in an efficient manner?

>>563707775
>These things are as big as wild hogs right?
If you're going by that size comparison pic of the scav and helldiver models in blender from last thread, you have to keep in mind that Helldivers are big compared to the average person (or maybe SEAF are really small).
Actually, how do scavengers stack up size-wise to SEAF soldiers?

>>563708273
mmg/maxigun to a leg joint

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>>563708056
>>563707983
>>563707775
I'm going to assume that a scavenger is at least as strong as a snapping turtle. They're probably too tough for me to kill with my bare hands and feet. Maybe if I had a heavy object to bludgeon them with, such as the fire extinguishers that the state mandates be close at hand within every public building.

If it was just one then I might be able to carefully pick the fucker up, but that might not be practical if multiple are coming at me at once.

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>>563708062
>>563708075
Feels like 1 slice or bite and its over for most guys no matter how buff you are
Doubt any martial arts besides kicking would help either
>>563708247
Nah nothing
Imagine youre at an open grassy field with maybe some rocks to get on

>>563708292
We need science for this
I forget divers are NBA level freaks

>>563708548
Best bet would to flip them on their belly and curb stomp em
But if 1 leg is slice its kinda over
Snapping turtles and bite your hand off no problem too

Still I think I could get 3 down
But the last would be a total slug fest with both of us running on fumes
First guy is an instant kick kill

Many people overestimate their ability to fight off wild animals. I'd like to remind everyone that a 90 pound dog is able to kill adult human beings and they do so regularly. Wild boars are even more dangerous, but they're a little bigger than scavengers, I think.

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>>563708273
Generally you shoot them here. Pick one hip and focus fire it. The tips of their toes are weak too, but those are only really worth shooting at if you're also baking their toes with pyrotech grenades. Medium pen weapons can score a kill in both the hip or the toes. I know diversdex is outdated, but I don't feel like doing math right now. According to diversdex a coyote AR can kill a harvester to that hip via 39 shots from its 45 round magazine. A variety of support weapons, and even primaries/sidearms can effectively damage that hip.

If you have a suspicion that you might not be able to quickly score lethal damage vs a hip, then take the time to target either of the horns to disable the shield generator.

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>>563706954
You can prove malicious coding easily
>turrets/rovers can't see through solid objects and enemies, nor shoot through solid objects, enemies, and corpses
>rovers/turrets can see through helldivers entirely to shoot enemies through them

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Why is there price tag in the armory if you tried to compare a weapon?

>>563709146
Leftover from the game's old monetization. I don't have the old image but basically a typical battlepass was planned with cosmetics and armor/weapon camos. New weapons would cost super credits to buy alongside skins as well. I think the image had like the fucking lib concussive or something at 615 super credits. basically AH were fucking Jews

>Visible giant rocket pod on Super Destroyer
>No orbital rocket strats

>>563709582
shredder soon trust

>>563709079
I was perched up on higher ground than a AC sentry once, no enemies in my direction on the map especially not at that angle towards the sky, and there was a breach off to the left right in front of the sentry, it shot some volleys at the breach a few times then suddenly turned and fired one shot up at me, killing me, then turned back to keep shooting at the enemies. There was no conceivable reason for it to do that other than malicious coding, I've started recording so that next time I'll be able to show it but I'm 100% convinced now.

>>563709582
Orbital rocked pod would be nice to be able to compare it to eagle pods and see if its any better.

>>563708273
>>563708827
unironically use recoiless rifle to onehit harvesters on this weakspot, assuming you are not an aimlet.

>>563709658
As a heavy turret user (I play on a potato) I've seen exactly this several times

>>563709658
yep, once got killed my a MG sentry which tried to shoot at a bug breach that was not in the sight of it at all as it was obstructed by higher ground.
once it killed me it kept shooting the ground in the general direction of the breach.
fuck swiggers.

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Lobby doko

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Got servants of freedom, should I get the drone grenades or portable hellbomb first? 1/3 buddy bunkers don’t let me use my warp pack through them which sucks and I always use the warp pack ever since I unlocked it, portable hellbomb seems useful for bot missions just in case they got a jammer

>>563710140
is that furry male or female
protable hellbomb is infinitely more useful compared to gimmicky drone grenades which are only good for one-hitting bot gunships.

>>563710140
you need to dive prone at the middle of the bunker doors to teleport through sometimes

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>>563708273
Spray and pray AA exosuit rounds, thermite, getting lucky using solo silo, leveler is too high risk

>>563710270
Female
I mean I usually fumble grenade throws or forget to use them, this week’s MO is squids so I won’t be playing bots

>>563710540
Noted, AH should never patch bubker warping since that pack is the main reason I any many other players bought it
Everything is meh

>>563710650
drone grenades are pretty good against flying overseers, just make sure to throw them higher up so the closest enemy to it is an overseer so it doesnt fly towards a single voteless.

Also there is so gimmick where the drone grenade prioritizes a target that you have pinged, so ping flying overseer, throw grenade towards it BUT quite higher than you would normally throw a grenade and you should be good.

Is Mindless Masses still a snoozefest, or have they finally fixed D10 so that we actually see the "Masses" part of it?

>>563711191
still a snoozefest, you'll literally only see the masses part of MM on d4

lobby doko....

>>563711320
everyone is asleep, you're like 6 hours too late my guy

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City squids + squid tractors, because I cant stay awake through Mindless

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242089726026/
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242089726026/
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242089726026/

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>>563710140
I started out on Helldivers 2 just as Cyberstan started. Looking back at it I didn't know what the FUCK I was doing but I like to think I learned well because of it. I just really love my anti-tank and I can't go without it, I feel naked if I do. Regardless of faction, you never know when you need AT. Always.

warbond in t+14*24

>>563708273
>equip machine gun
>bait out laser
>dive within licking distance
>shoot the tip of its foot where it meets the ground
>congrats you killed it in 1 second of fire

>>563711493
2/4

>>563711639
what the fuck am I reading

>>563711762
most obvious bait and you fell for it.

>>563711493
>lust provoking image
3/4

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>>563711825
forgot my image

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>>563711789
wow he really got me. I guess.

>>563711858
foxy lady~

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Manifesting HD1 port for switch

>>563711858
not human enough.
otherwise I would have joined your lobby.

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>>563711540
I started during the war in the creek, had a LCD steam deck that got meh performance and dropped it, picked it up after I got a Rog Ally Z1E for my birthday with better specs after Darktide started getting stale
Used to play a lotta Deep Rock Galactic but I already got everything and am just grinding cosmetics

>>563711638
Was debating on saving my super shekels for it depending on if its good or not, I hope the claims of it being a vehicle warbond aren’t true since medals are a bitch to farm
Got democratic demolition, dust devils, control group, siege breakers and servants of freedom
I like the squid planet with the DSS because I had good luck finding super shekels from shuttles and bunkers

>>563711493
diving as 3, last chance for (you)

>>563712353
too busy wageslaving at work :(

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>>563707775
>These things are as big as wild hogs right?
Yes, scavengers are huge and their claws can slice straight through exosuits and bastion tank armor like butter.

>>563704459
/m/ thinks the principality of zeon could beat super earth
Once they down a gelgoog, reverse engineer it and find out how Minovsky particles work they’d be producing their own mobile suits

>>563704459
holy

>>563707775
Maybe 1 or 2
i think an understated issue is how slippery these fuckers are
like even if you kill one clean it's blood is literally fucking oil and it's been bred specifically to be fat with the stuff
It probably makes them real easy to rupture but it won't be long until you slip and get torn up something fierce

>>563712353
let me get a drink

>>563712478
>exosuits and bastion tank armor
we both know that's just a side effect of swiggotry
they can still rip through some pretty heavy body armor thoughever

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>>563711191
Snoozefest in multiplayer. Currently the only way to truly experience the true Mindless Masses endless voteless spawning experience is to play solo.

I hate youtuber metaslavery.
Shitty randoms take most meta layouts and then just suck ass.
No experimental infusion isn't meta pick when you suck ass. Take localising confusion. Those 30 seconds means day and night when you suck and can't kill anything.
Take RR and shoot big boys. At least you are helping.
Don't use ultimatum. You just team kill everyone for 3 times.

How about you don't take anything and learn to keep moving and how to manage your resources.

>>563712690
Squid spawning has always been so strange. Meatboys in d1. Shitload of enemies on low difficulty.
Now only way to have proper mayhem is to not to play on high difficulty

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>>563711191
>>563712690
Oh yeah and if you have the mod menu then add "Enemy Force Increase" to the planet's modifiers to increase enemy patrol spawn rates, which in the case of Mindless Masses on D4 = more voteless.

>>563706425
so why didn't it shoot AT him if it was coded to target him?

>>563707775
the true answer for everyone on this board is 0

>>563712825
But the funny Sergeant Diver tuber man said its meta!!!!!!
He made a tierlist!!!!!!

>AH only spams war striders/vox engines to spite players
>even obtruder spawns are crazier
>when it comes to the actual zombie horde unit, they barely spawn them
Why are they so retarded?

>>563711493
crashed again GGs for today.

>>563713415
lower the difficulty unironically, it causes more voteless to spawn lol

>>563711493
we lost an anon, 2/4

>>563712968
can i acquire this menu without doxxing myself on discord?

>>563712550
Zeon is jobbers
However Helldivers are retards

>>563710140
>>563710650
>>563712179
Yiff in hell, tourist nigger

>>563714568
that furfag probably started before you lol

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I wanted to write that these cocksuckers made the hordes really hordes, but no, the game will spawn 100 zombies next to you and after that all the fun ends for the next 5 minutes.

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This is a joke, right?
https://x.com/helldivers2

>>563713415
Yes. After everything we have seen from AH. Only explanation left is they are retarted.

What happened to those mid sizes votless. Between fleshmob and votless. They got leaked last year before super earth. They looked like feature ready.
Shouldn't they be included to mindless mass

>>563714904
would buy

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Did they redesign these to fleshmobs?
It would make sense in mindless mass to have midsize zombie enemy too. You could remove overseers if you had these.

>>563714904
>Bandai hamdo
kek
would buy and hotglue
post the horse one btw

>>563715259
Hamdo made me laugh so hard for some reason

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>>563715248
they do be lookin a lot more hd1 inspired, doesn't fit their zombie faction angle tho

>>563715248
Mindless masses should've just tapped into body horror more. Give use a giant writhing snake of merged human bodies that slithers towards you. Make it a hostile tidal wave of flesh that will easily destroy any vehicle or destructible obstacle it comes into contact with.

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>>563713189
I don't know where people get the idea from that they can take these things on.
Yeah they die easily when you're a literal superhuman genetically engineered to be the peak of your race and hopped up on performance enhancing drugs.
They don't die easily when you're a middling sedentary slopman.

I imagine scavengers are like a souped up boar. I wouldn't wanna tangle with that.

Best chance is to get behind it and try and lift it so you can doomp eet off a cliff or something.

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>>563715259
https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg

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Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy

>>563711493
ggs, we put down those uppity laborers and their farm equipment.

>>563711493
GGs

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Appropriator megacity is just pure fucking pain

>>563716121
Do the mechs bug through buildings like fleshmobs do?

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>let's try descalator I haven't ever used this thing
>usually gets a few kills per shot, heavies take a full mag or two
>sometimes, for no apparent reason, it kills like 20 things in one shot and a heavy from 100 to 0 in the next two
???

>>563714647
>I-I- I mean "he" has been here since last summer, he's a total oldfag!
Now do the "it's Current Year! You're not allowed to fursecute us anymore bigot!" one, that's my favorite. Then kill yourself

>>563716195
They sometimes do, but the problem is it's hard to target that floating spawner among the endless seas of other floating shit it just constantly calling reinforcement behind a block

>>563716195
Not as badly as fleshmobs, they're pretty tame actually. The real issue is the leviathans killing all your vehicles and the flying overseers and obtruders stacking up over time while you deal with the normal overseers and mechs rushing at you.

>>563715614
>>563715614
Considering a weapon-butt or two from a helldiver kills it fairly often, I believe the hard exoskeleton of a scavenger is similar to a human skull. Assuming terminid physiology is close enough to insects, except scaled-up dramatically, it should be fairly susceptible to something as simple as a hard soccer-kick to it's side, although again assuming their bug-like properties they should be able to take quite a bit of punishment unless you crush the head.

As for claws and their damage, it's actually plausible since many bugs are capable of large amounts of explosive energy, although it might be less pronounced for a scavenger due to the increased mass of their bodies. Funnily enough, the speed they move at is very slow for their size, as many animals around their size IRL can easily double their top movement speed. What does this mean? It means that they're possibly equal or even less of a threat compared to a wild boar - an animal that's well documented and known for their resilience. Meanwhile, while a scavenger may pose a threat because of it's blade-like appendages, a straight kick could be more than enough to at least stun it, maybe enough to even crack the skullplate, although they still can show surprising amounts of speed and energy exertion into swiping with their claws, so maybe they're more dangerous than boars which typically rely on tackling and goring with their horns.

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>>563716004
(You) could be next!

super earth owes me sex with experimental humanoid bugs

>>563716570
I don't know where you get the idea from that these things aren't sturdy.
A helldiver hits with enough force to stagger a literal machine that weighs upwards of 300kg. Trying to use a helldiver's prowess as a measuring stick for what some average bean can do is silly.
A scavenger also routinely breaks the limbs of aforementioned superhumans and that's through armor.

Scavengers are not push-overs when facing ordinary humans.

>>563715732
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How many gorillas could take down a Bile Titan
Unlimited gorilla supply
How many would it take
I say 80 if they all climb up and beat its ass

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>10 pages of blocked players that have kicked me in the past

>>563717229
catbox.moe is banned by most ISPs.
Change your DNS to cloudflare to unblock it.

>>563717229
>>563717301
Using cloudflare myself and its not working I think it might just be down desu

warbond doko

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>>563716195
Squid mechs don't get stuck under floors or phase through buildings like fleshmobs love to, but the melee mechs love to charge straight up and over walls and terrain to smack you when you think you should be out of reach.
For example, I saw a clip of a squid melee mech doing exactly what the BT does in webmrelated. They'll just charge right over stuff.

>>563717456
"See exotic new lifeforms" ahh kill

>>563717456
shaky hands, not-locked in, lucky shot rookie.

>>563712690
>>563712968
D10 solo is rough at least. 1500 kills and barely able to get time to do the objectives. The real problem is the harvesters reach critical mass because you don't have the time to shoot them with the 5+ fleshmobs on you and 50 voteless.

>>563717957
>abdoslop inspired anime art
idk how to feel about this

>>563717957
my leandiver on the right

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Her hobby is crushing nerds at the gym.

Helldivers fan art needs to be more inspired by Lupin and Shin Chan instead of basic bitch anime style

>>563717957
the duality of a leandiver

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?

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This mounting bug is getting out of hand I think

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>>563718592
Why the fuck are voteless strong enough to throw around metal constructs that tower over them?

>>563718592
300 IQ pre-stim ngl nice job diver

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>>563718712
Ants are strong too.

>>563719185
mechs and tanks literally made out of cardboard bro...

But what is the purpose of carrying EATs undeployed?

>>563719970
I throw em whenever I get them
Especially if I know the path we're on will take us back to extract later
My tubes sitting and waiting

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I read someone say that you can use the Reinforce stratagem ball to determine if a surface will bounce your stratagem ball or not. I'll try it out tomorrow.
The idea is since you can call for reinforcements even if no one is dead, you can use the blue ball to test suspicious surfaces.
If the reinforcement ball disappears instantly, the surface is valid.
If it bounces, invalid.

>>563720098
>you can call for reinforcements even if no one is dead
me when i fucking lie on the internet

>>563720098
>The idea is since you can call for reinforcements even if no one is dead,
You can only do this by activating the ball code and then someone else beats you to the punch.

>>563720049
No, I mean you have to extend them after equipping them.

>>563718712
Holy shit, he german suplex'd a car.

>>563720251
It bugs out pretty frequently letting you call it with no effect. Especially if you join a mission just as someone dies.

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>>563623538
It happened again and I saved a clip this time. May Lady Liberty have mercy on that Helldiver because the squids sure didn't. I'd like to get a female voice next time because they're funnier.
https://vocaroo.com/14UGPPW628CE

>game just randomly decides to close on launch
Worked fine yesterday.
Literally nothing has changed.
The fuck?

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>>563721004
Don't play coy.
You know why.

>>563721004
The game can sense a bad soul

>>563719970
to save space

>>563721130
No I don't.
I just refuses to launch now.

>>563720927
reminds me of when the game first came out on PS5 and there was a glitch where your character wouldn't stop screaming even after you put the flame out, it was funny until I tried with a girldiver's voice and got a boner

>Entrenched Division Trailer
Tuesday, March 10th

>Siege Breakers Trailer
Tuesday, January 27th

>Redacted Regiment Trailer
Tuesday, January 13th

>Killzone Legendary Warbond Trailer
Thursday, December 11th

>Python Commandos Trailer
Tuesday, November 25th

>Dust Devils Trailer
Thursday, August 28th

>Halo Legendary Warbond
Tuesday, August 19th

>Control Group Trailer
Thursday, July 10th

>Force of Law Trailer
Thursday, June 5th

Announcements consistently happen between 1pm and 2pm British Standard Time.

So the Warbond announcement is either in roughly 1-3 hours today, IF it's happening at all today. Otherwise it's next Tuesday or next Thursday.

>>563721004
>>563721247
>restart computer
>game launches as normal
Still changed fucking nothing.
Fucking hate this game. Cobbled together by nothing but duct-tape and spaghetti.

>>563721281
>had to switch to voice 2 from random because anons would get horny whenever I took damage

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>>563720927
>every single diver that extracts is forced to listen to their fellow squadmates who got left behind getting graped during the entire trip back to the Super Destroyer

>>563721192
You carry larger support weapons without needing to compact them just fine.

>>563715732
Need this thing

>>563715732
God I bet her asshole tastes like the charged end of a battery.

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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242099379189/76561198066017633

>>563719970
IRL the M72 LAW its based on is waterproof when its collapsed, but it loses its waterproofing as soon as its unfolded, even if you refold it later. I'd also assume it makes it less cumbersome to carry around.

>>563708273
>>563708827
there's also specifically aiming for his left joint that will kill faster rigfht?

>>563721876
>graped
Faggot spotted

>>563721883
ackhychually because of overrially capitalist helldivers who non stop call in eats, half the mass of a super destroyer is actually eats so they need to be as smol as possible in storage

fact checked by ministry of trvth btw

>Bringing back mech stratagem launcher
My expendable spam for the team will be grotesque. I will be dumping EATs/Commandos/Levellers at your feet every fucking second possible

I want to like the maxigun, but it's just so unwieldy, ammo-inefficient and non-versatile. I'd much rather just be using the AC.

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>>563722323
>>563722323
>>563722323
2/4! JOIN NOW!

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>>563722323
2/4

>>563721004
forgot to turn off CheatEngine lil bro

warbond trailer doko

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>>563722323
Still 2/4...

>>563723849
its real dead hours homie
every real nigga is at w*rk rn

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>>563723885
don't say the w word i might shit my pants

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>>563722323
3/4

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>>563704954
>let me guess... you need more

Are there actual use cases for rocket pods?

>>563722323
Diving. What a dead fucking general. 3/4.

>>563725352
400 hours in and never used them so idk

>>563725352
Maybe if they gave it 8 uses before eagle-1 had to restock.

>>563722323
Divin with 3

>>563725352
Fix its accuracy, give it 5 charges between restocks, and it'd actually have a damn use. It'd be a solid plug if you don't want to take an AT support weapon.

>>563725489
currently in a round, fellow democraceer

cant join mid-game for 3/4 lobbies?

>>563725352
Not unless you want to simulate what the old -1 stratagem slot modifier was like.

>>563714904
Wait where do I get one, I can't find it??

>>563726639
>politically correct DEI infested shithole
>would actually make an attractive biological female looking figurine
what a hopeless fucking gooner...

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>>563714904
I prefer the medic model personally

content?

>>563714904
This isn't real... Right?

>>563726956
>>563725256

>>563727010
Yeah. I'm waiting to see if the next warbond is fun looking before I buy the control group for the epoch and warp pack.

>>563726814
Also comes with a code to unlock the Rep-80

>>563726964
ngmi

I would pay real money for a clinician figurine...

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>>563727408
We had some cool figures announced a while ago
Idk when they'll be sold

>>563727610
that doesn't look half bad, hmmm

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I yearn to consume diver toys

>>563714904
>>563726814
wtf??

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>>563726964
Its not. But this is.

>>563727610
>>563727868
ahhhh... im gonna..... consoooooom

>AIslopper getting uppity again because a bunch of jeets fell for it

>>563727942
god I wish that were me

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>>563727732
>>563727954
Join me bruddas
I take solace in knowing the money will go into Mr. Spawn's pockets than sweden

>>563728061
I masterbated to a few of his pics of his waifu.
Now she will never be pure.
Jokes on him!

>>563720336
No? I throw reinforcements balls at people all the time just because.

all the lobbies.... they got dokod...

>>563728816
You literally can't do this if everybody is alive. Stop lying.

>>563728887
Maybe you can't because you're a host :)

I'm new on this thread,what is lobby doko?

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>>563729036
Literally not possible even when not hosting.

>>563729243
basically a request asking someone to host a /hdg/ lobby
Why those people never host a lobby themselves is a real fucking mistery.

>>563729338
thank you

I have never understood why being a host it's such a different experience to being a non host,is really stingray engine code so fucked up?

>>563706224
absolutely justified, always put sentries up high or down in a pit, never on the same level as teammates, this has cut my sentry uff by over 90%

>>563729338
>Why those people never host a lobby themselves is a real fucking mystery.
its because I've got pub aids

I need the cheese armor after 300 hundred hours in the game I yearn for it,just put in the superstore Sweden

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Are the cluster bomb reds any good?

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>>563729309
Have you considered trying it?

>>563729338
Because im a smelly xboxdiver and dont want to fuck up your games

>>563730221
no, but you can throw it at your feet and hover up with hover pack and remain unhurt

>>563730221
They're great for killing team mates and lightly armored enemies

>>563729848
Did you miss the part where for almost a month majority of bugs would attack the host only???

>>563730263
how can consoledivers even join hosted lobbies here?

>>563730527
ask the hosting anon to drop their friend code instead

>>563730527
I think if I have someone added from here thats it
But I dont want to be laughed at lol

>>563730439
I'm new,I play this game almost everyday,I didn't know that, although I noticed how the chargers are very capable of doing a 360 on you as a host and other shenanigans but yeah.....lovely gane though it's fun

>>563730221
somewhat...but the call-in time ruined it

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>>563730221
Orbital -Ackburst is fun to use

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>want to bring the HMG or Maxigun to mech squid
>realizes they both have dogshit ergonomic and I don't want to pay peak physique tax to use it

>>563731620
>peak physique tax
It's called the git gud tax.

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>>563722323
gg bros everything is coming undone

>>563731620
isn't HMG more of a reduced recoil perk tax?

>>563731392
I thought 50 meters is a safe distance for any red stratagem wtf

>>563731810
How do I hone my skills of making the true aim circle follow my mouse aim faster?

>>563731810
>bro just drag your mouse across the table to move it!
it's shit game design

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>>563722323

>>563732108
there is this swigger code where your weapon's so-called circle moves faster the further it is away from your actual aiming spot.

So if you want the circle to reach the destination faster, over-aim much further and then then quickly snap back to the intended aiming spot

e.g. you want to aim at the bug that is 90 degrees to your left. instead moving your mouse 90 degrees, you move it 180 degrees to your left.
the circle is now forced to move really fast to your current aiming position. when it is halfway there you quickly turn RIGHT 90 degrees and basically stop in in it's tracks right somewhere around the bug.
This saves you like 1-1.5 seconds but we know that 1 second can be really important when our helldivers are made out of playdough.

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>>563722323
gg

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>>563722323
1

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>Squid MO
Guess Im doing another NG of Elden Ring.

someone post the horse

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>>563732761

Welp, no Warbond announcement today.

Better luck next week, niggers.

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>>563705229
>>563704459

>>563706224
I remember doing something like this when a badly placed sentry was mowing down evacuation targets only to get team killed by the retarded host with a shovel then kicked

>>563732415
You can't be serious, it works like THAT? Why the fuck wouldn't you just code a flat tracking speed that increases with ergo?!

>>563732092
Not even 80 meters is safe at times.
t. killed by a 380 barrage at 93 meters while standing on a hill

>>563733327
Because that makes even less sense than the current system

>squigger MO
>no new warbond trailer
dead game dead general

>>563732108
When you dive to the ground, your aim circle quickly snaps to your mouse position so that you can do sweet action movie shots.

>>563730221
Clusterbombs wipe your teammates faster than any other strategems

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>warp ships incoming
>be me, literally driving a huge ass tank around
>pubniggers decided the best course of action is to run around like headless chickens, spamming 500kg and grenades at a massive horde of biomechs and harvesters instead of getting in the tank and mow them down
Holy shit bro....

>>563733996
>Getting in the jank tank and dying to it exploding because it went over a rock funny and got jettisoned into space
Nope.

>>563734096
It doesn't do that any more thoughbeit

Anons, the portable hellbomb is growing on me.
It’s unexpectedly fun carrying this thing around - sometimes it really helps.
But I’ve got another question: are there any plans for content like longer expeditions or something similar? There are so many beautiful maps, but there’s often neither the time nor much reason to really explore them.

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>>563733996
i guarantee most people who don't get in the tank, fully assume it plays like the scorpion in halo where you don't really need anyone in it other than maybe for the machine gun.
Had a pubby get in with me and he fired one shell off and never reloaded until i told him he could. and then he shot once more before giving up and just machine gunning for another 30 seconds and then got out

>>563733410
How wouldn't it make sense? It keeps the spirit of the ergonomics and true aim gimmicks without the bullshit where overshooting your targets makes you aim at them faster for some fucking reason.

>>563734096
rundiverfags get the rope, fucking ADHD niggers.

>>563734312
It would feel and look retarded.
When you lug around a huge machinegun and want to quickly aim it at something to your left you will naturally overshoot it and then correct afterwards instead of slowly dragging it over.

>>563733996
>try to climb in as 3rd
>tank slowly rotating is cancelling out my climb
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>563734534
Your FACE looks and feels retarded. No, when I want to aim at something I just look straight at it, you nimrod.

>>563734587
I know mantling is also broken but even when it wasn't the little ladders on the sides of the Bastion not really doing anything bother me.

>>563733996
I literally never saw the Bastion being used outside of /hdg/ lobbies

>>563734696
Yo mama so retarded they give helldivers requisition for shooting her

>>563733996
It's called, get in or get under.
Works everytime.

Initiating FTL jump to
Yo mama's house

>>563734273
Needing to initiate the loading process at all feels completely superfluous.
Reloading doesn't actually stop you from doing anything, it doesn't impact your gameplay in any way, it would be like if you had to initiate the recharge on the quasar.
It's clearly an autoloader based on the fact you can still operate the weaponry during the reloading process and a single man wouldn't be reloading a 120mm gun that fast anyway, you just need to tell it to start reloading for some reason, it's not like you can select from multiple shell types that would perhaps make you want to select a shell type before reloading.

>autocannon
>i have to manually shoot it
SWEEEEDEEENNNNN

>>563722498
It makes no difference, people who tell you this can't read the wiki properly

>>563712968
where do I get this fucking menu I swear I will host left 4 dead lobbies

>>563736489
>if you shoot flak ammo to cloose there is a high chance that one of the flaks will hit you directly in the head and instantly kill you if you are not wearing armor above 100 rating
what did swedes mean by this

>>563736905
You will have to give your anal virginity to discord groomers

u won't
you will only cheat in sc and fuck right off

>>563725352
Sorta. I like it because it synergizes perfectly with the Epoch, one Rocket Pod calldown and one fully-charged Epoch shot is usually enough to kill a regular heavy, so you can circumvent the biggest complaint about Epoch which is the whole "you need to take two shots to kill something" bullshit. Beyond that, it can kill Fabricators in one shot, which is super useful, and with a double Eagle stratagem setup you can use it three times and then do a faster Rearm.

>>563737017
Do light sissies really die to some puny flak fragment?

>>563737040
its OK I will use my alt account

>>563737041
I already have 10k from using the cheatengine table, I don't need SCs, I need fun
Unless there is a way to edit modifiers while using some CE table only?

>>563737220
even mediumfags are not safe bro

>>563737091
One charged and one uncharged epoch shot will just kill a hulk btw, making the 2 shot thing way easier and faster.

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>>563734892
I have seen it rarely.

>>563737479
That's what i said, light sissies.

>>563737660
based heavychud

>>563737493
So will a charged shot to the eye. But given how wonky it is to manage the Epoch's ammo, sometimes it's easier to just use the Eagle strat since those are "free" so long as you stay on top of the Rearm.

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>>563737479
>>563737220
>>563737017
Check this shit out.

>>563738047
malicious coding status?

>>563737330

https://litter.catbox.moe/sp5r5whka76cie0v.rar

Extract, put everything in the hd2 folder (I think it goes in the bin folder), launch the exe after the game is open.
Press insert key to open/close menu.
Fuck Swiggers

>>563738047
Vitality booster btw.

>>563738047
OH MY GOD I KNEW THIS IS REAL
AND ANONS IN THIS GENERAL CALLED ME A SHIZO FOR TAKING DAMAGE WHILE USING FLAKS 50+ METERS AWAY

>>563715608
Full on nercomorphs from dead space. Down to limb system

>>563738047
???
Is there actually some trigger in the code that makes a piece of shrapnel triangulate a headshot on you?

>>563738406
I don't think so. I had to shimmy into it. It's just there are so many bits of shrapnel and the pattern sends 1-3 of them in your general direction.
It also depends on the angle of the surface you're hitting and so on.