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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-pat ch-notes-version-1032
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide
>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGO j7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6T k4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW
>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg
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>>563704667
why are type b's like that
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>>563704680
>Sebastian completely whiffing me despite being two inches from him
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>563704871
my type B is like this
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>>563706186
cool. i like those a lot too, but i need to get more familiar with their moveset. do you have a favorite attack on it? also, do you have a preference for either of the unique ashes? i don't think i have given the single target one a fair shot, i like the scattershot too much.
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Sometimes I'll use a weapon for the first time and realize it has some obscure quirk or unique animation. Like the jump attacks on the beastmans curved sword or realizing you can use bfb in the air . After hundreds of hours in er and not any little new thing I find is a nice little surprise.
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Gg
Getting one shot by one millisecond in fart clouds
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>>563707160
the lucerne should only be used if you're doing pierce + spear talisman build
almost every other halberd out classes it except when it has war cry + spear talisman + counter hit + 1 shot
and yeah it looks really cool, I love the real medieval weapons like lucerne and claymore and zwei
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>>563706391
I just liked tossing em, I had a samurai build and the dlc gave her the daggers as kunai and the divine beast stomp. The ninja outfits are on the bottom row. I remember the daggers being really good at getting that last hit in when someone goes to sip in pvp, outside of that I only used them for fun roleplay.
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>>563705967
dane's footwork is super fun and kewl in pvp
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that's more like it
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It was my birthday yesterday. 14thbro where are you.
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Gg
Truly a stacking repeated evasions vs Ed Libra run
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>>563709952
I think people sitting in queue miss the requeues because “active searching” seems to turn on and off while you sit in queue. But, when you enter queue you seem to enter that “active search” and get connected with the last people if they requeue. Atleast that’s my schizo theory
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>>563710215
I dunno, something about double balancers
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This is what I think happens too. Like the little blue thing appearing is the game requeuing you or something
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I like Nightreign
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Gg
1m rune run
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how to get MP back in King Field?
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>>563713637
I don’t really have the option of blocking people with how dead the queue is and I don’t like D5 randos since they typically quit on me. Plus you can kinda guarantee trish won’t grief if they’re playing with tinpo
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answer me cucks
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>>563714001
If it was Trish alone I’d maybe dodge. I’d be done with this 100 thing by now if he didn’t throw since I won my next 70 games after it
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Still waiting.
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cute thorn knight
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>>563705967
Red bear’s claws. Conceptually they’re really stupid, but the unabashed straightforwardness of “just some fucking bear paws tied to your hands” with a weapon art that’s equally straightforward makes me love them.
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Well, I've gotten slightly better at fighting Libra. Actually won but it was hard. My team was getting shit on. They both 3 barred when Libra was at like 20% hp and I had to solo him from there. I did get him poisoned right before that which helped a lot. I really wish I had good relics. Doing big damage or being a tank would be nice.
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>Doing big damage or being a tank would be nice.
you can do both if you run dormant claws, raptor talons CR2 on undertaker are GOATed
you can stack damage with the glass necklace and charged+powerstancing attack passives while facetanking with her skill and damage negation on charged+successive attack passives
you want the dex respec relic to optimize the build too
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>>563718074
ah my bad I didn't catch you just started playing
yes you can get dormant X weapon effect on relics that substitute your character's default weapon type, they can appear on both regular and deep relics
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I have no type A
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What if strenght respec Revenant... and you use flails... that's it meele flails...
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>>563718185
Yea I've got 47 hours and I'm in D2. Are you talking about the relic effect in this screenshot that makes certain types of weapons have a higher drop chance?
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>>563718271
ok yea that's what I thought like I asked here.
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that's fine, enjoy the climb but at some point you will realize raider is the only viable big bonk user thanks to his updated CR2 on colossals
about undertaker's dex respec relic you can buy one from the shop but idk about the unlocking conditions
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>wyldsaar still jealous
kek
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>>563720487
I died to a couple of random misbegotten on the field. I should just quit.
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Unfortunately so.
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you did fine
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Trish
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Devil
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The type Bs have oficially gone insane. Please hide your type As.
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it's aggpost
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what's ur angle?
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He's crying about a post from 7 hours ago.
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good morning erg!!
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>>563732503
You a newfriend or from another board? They are joking about the lolcow getting clowned on again, there are tons of things anons do to intentionally fuck with the schizo posting fashion is just 1 thing.
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>>563732261
we just landed...
so this is the d0 experience
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>>563733480
his posts are funny (in a tragic way) if you look at them through a DID lens
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>>563734531
Post your Type A first.
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>>563734705
Why did I even bother posting? The first guy doesn't make sense. The second guy flies off the handle in uncontrolled racist babble. The others are working each other up into participating in gay RP. This thread is so shit.
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>>563734265
No, I fucking love esoteric tree bullshit.
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>>563734881
Show Type A
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>>563724965
why would I watch dotitiao like what is she even saying? ching chong ping pong?
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>>563734890
When it's in every RPG, it kind of gets old. Every time I dig into some lore, it's always "This character is actually a parallel to odin and... blah, blah blah, world trees, black blah blah, jotun"
And it it's not norse and world trees, then it's Tolkien style dungeons and dragons fantasy. It's so boring.
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Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Secret of Mana, A Song of Ice and Fire, God of War, La-Mulana 2
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>>563735493
One day I'll get a chud Type B to play coop ranked modes with me. We'll all get that.
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>>563735337
Do americans really?
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I'm the biggest loser here yesterday I jerked off like 8 times
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>>563735637
Of the things you listed I only played/watched Elden Ring recently so I get exposed to it less than you it seems. The D&D setting is bad though I can agree with that. I'm a big sucker for Yggdrasil bullshit. Valheim was my fucking jam too. I just really like trees and plant metaphors.
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I heard they were lacking male porn actors in Japan maybe you can apply
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>>563735771
I do this
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why are there so many girls in erg
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>>563735830
Type A is PENIS HAVER Type B is VAGINA CARRIER
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Hey guys. Trish here.
I don't really know how to say this but, I need to apologize for my past behavior and explain some things I've been working through.
I'm not being ironic or trying to make some kind of joke here. I genuinely want to say I'm sorry for the things I've said and done. Looking back, I can see now that a lot of my anger and negativity wasn't really about what I claimed it was about. The truth is, it came from a place of deep-seated jealousy.
Seeing other people in /erg/ roleplay as girls, seeing them express themselves that way so freely, it triggered something in me that I didn't understand at the time. Instead of examining why it bothered me so much, I lashed out. I developed this whole complex about it, convinced myself I was angry for other reasons, but really I was just envious and confused about my own feelings.
I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately, and I've had to confront some difficult truths about myself. The reality is that I'm a trans woman, or at the very least, someone dealing with severe gender dysphoria. I don't have all the answers yet. I'm not sure if I'm going to transition or what my next steps will be. This is all still really new and overwhelming for me to process.
But what I do know is that I can't keep living in denial, and I can't keep hurting other people because of my own internal struggles. So I'm sorry. To anyone I hurt with my words or actions, I genuinely apologize. You didn't deserve that, and I'm working on being better.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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>>563736993
Alright good luck figuring yourself out
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i mean it was already confirmed
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I wish it were real
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Shut uppppp just shut up shut up for once oh my god you are so annoying you're not even talking about the game
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gg fire on the warming stone
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gg I am very angery
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GG Heolstor, sorry I was very distracted towards the end. I also couldn't decide between buying that black flame dagger or not, it worked out well enough though.
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>>563738803
you look like this
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>>563736102
With help from TV tropes, here are some more examples of media that uses world trees. First, a list of things I've personally consumed.
-Tales of Symphonia
-The Belgariad(Boring. Dropped at book 1)
-The Chronicles of Amber (Good)
-The Wheel of Time
-Little Witch Academia
-Negima
And then a list of things I think are noteworthy:
-The Silmarillion
-Discworld
-The Dark Tower
-The Chronicles of Narnia
-Sword Art Online
-Ah! My Goddess
-Attack on Titan
-Dragon Quest
-Naruto
TVTropes lists a bunch more. But I don't want this post to become overly long.
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Why do you "you're beautiful" only to revvy, mush?
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Skillslopper destroying bosses in 5 seconds
>Not a fucking peep
Revenant with good relics
>MUST BE A CHEATER HANG HIM
I don't get it
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>>563740607
you don't have to be, the things that move your life forwards are often the most scary and out of your comfort zone, your mind is clearly stuck for a long time so no matter which way the path goes after, it seems like you can only keep moving forwards once you face that fear
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What would a talking Marika barbie say if you squeezed her?
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How best to do a Suncatcher build?
>Necklace
>Cursed Sword perk + Night Invaders
>Red Balancers
>Phys attack +12
>Post damage healing
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gg bloody balansaars
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gg worm, I had to check I was on the pw I don't recall having played with you two before
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>>563742958
yes i'm new on the pw, thanks for the carry!
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geegees, life is full of surprises
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well that's the end of that winstreak
loot was so bad, didn't get DMG negation until the very end, game was laggy, we didn't split dogs for some reason
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>>563743513
Ill only dodge
Gladius, Beast of Night (Tricephalos)
Maris, Fathom of Night (Augur)
Adel, Baron of Night (Gaping Jaw)
Gnoster, Wisdom of Night (Sentient Pest)
Caligo, Miasma of Night (Fissure in the Fog)
Libra, Creature of Night (Equilibrious Beast)
Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow (Darkdrift Knight)
Heolstor, The Nightlord (Night Aspect/The Shape of Night)
Weapon Bequeathed Harmonia (Balancers)
Traitorous Straghess (Dreglord)
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>>563741946
Bamco have always been stingy greedy cocksuckers albeit
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Funny post and image
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>>563743768
hello anon, nice thread.
>>563744059
that's not gremlin, we got an actual newfren.
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If he/you looked like that things would be much better.
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KIll yourselves.
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>>563743970
I don't know. I do know that lardcake is the single worst poster here of all time. Forget the fact he's a fat tranny pedo groomer, this dude doesn't even discuss the game. Doesn't play with us, I don't think he even plays at all. All he does is talk about porn sex ERP dogshit.
I hate trannies so much.
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>this dude doesn't even discuss the game. Doesn't play with us, I don't think he even plays at all
>Doesn't play with us
>Doesn't play with us
>Doesn't play with us
>Doesn't play with us
you are mentally ill.
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All of the S tiers are working rn. Babysit the newfies while we're gone!
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>>563744317
good erg bitch *cums on ur face* splat splat
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>>563689282
thanks for raping him he had to respond in the next thread to confirm it
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>>563743524
Oh is the crit relic does seem good. Good idea. I don't think I can get Phys +12 with all that though. I can probably get +8? Which I guess is fine.
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lil bro has been living under a rock
>>563734705
hit the nail on the head + made him cry
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>>563744852
Futa is kino actually
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>splat splat
Wrong it would be more like a continuous stream of liters of thick baby batter sludge
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>sludge
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>>563706570
Good, it's what you deserve.
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It’s a classic for a reason. Norse stuff just has a certain magnetism and mysticism to it that makes it attractive not just to westerners but everyone else as well. DnD/Tolkien inspiration is everywhere though by sheer virtue of how influential they are, they’re the cornerstones of the fantasy genre so whether people want to or not they’re more than likely going to take inspiration from these via simple cultural osmosis. That said, I wouldn’t mind send seeing lesser known aspects of it being explored, or better yet, more of the lesser known PIE beliefs and traditions given popularity, but that’s more ambiguous and also tangled up in annoying irl stuff.
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>anonymity helps them hide their freakish selves
>existence of /lgbt/ gives them a false sense of security
>anti-troon posts can be interpreted as one guy samefagging
>pro-troon posts can be interpreted as genuine support and not a bored troll baiting
And that's how fags like tr*sh end up here instead of some pozzed groomcord (which is unironically good for him since he would've ruined his body a long time ago otherwise).
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Reminder that Rennala and Rellana, as prepubescent girls, reached 72~ intelligence according to the lore/text for the spell (Twin Moons).
Literal gurl boss same. Yass. Slay. Feminine intellect. Show those dumb men at the school!
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>>563746261
No futa rev has near endless cum output
https://soundgasm.net/u/PowerSlamming/Idle-nut-spew
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It is okay
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>t.
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>>563748751
I look like this right now (the hand represents your (You))
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Meant for this brown tard >>563719893
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really? then i think it's time to hug your dog and sleep.
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>once again the /lgbt/ board is the source of all the issues
Curious…
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GG Hotdogs. My camera got fucked at start for some reason.
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Meant for >>563723401
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>>563744445
I still play. I've also been posting about Executie and Undertaker the past few threads and I post normal art all the time. I actually queued up yesterday a couple of times, but it took a while and so I played randoms again. I've always been nervous to play with you guys since I hang around D3 and I'm bad at the game.
Anyway, I'm gonna queue right now if you wanna play and hate me in game too.
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I think we can all agree when I say this… but Wylder just might be the luckiest man alive for securing himself baddies like this…
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I like you
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Sorry but fat tittied sluts are for rev's enormous futa cock only I don't make the rules its just true
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>>563752218
Sorry for dragging you into the birds but I wanted that sword which I didn’t even get till the end
Also sorry for beast slopping on heolstor, I wanted an easy win for first match home from work
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>fat titties
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>People demonstrably playing the game
>Troons using the thread as a toilet, shitting up with their fantasies
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>fans make a better model than the devs
Many such cases
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>>563754468
Trannies are like a disease. It's their instinct to infect anything and everything with their mental illness. Nothing you like is sacred anymore. They will always find a way to ruin your favorite media.
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>>563755818
gg trishpo! Delete everything in 5-20 seconds the run. Also I was rewarded with a good relic for my Suncatcher build and my Strevenant build.
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>>563755984
>Passively walking backwards fishing for a hit
I fucking hate pvp
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>>563755571
>time to upgrade
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>Average Ds2 shitter
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>>563755818
Kill yourself, you brown retard. You are nothing more than a bioweapon designed to ruin everything you touch.
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Slit your wrists.
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>>563755507
>s-stop calling out our offtopic porn addict spam you fucking nazi chud!!! us heckin valid trans women are allowed to ERP anywhere we want and if you disagree then YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!!!
No. I'll continue to make fun of you mentally ill troons like you until you finally rid yourself of this world. If you don't want to discuss elden ring then you can just fuck off.
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>YOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE FRFR!!!!!!!!!
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i just realized how messed up benhart is after the original ds2 ideas were repurposed. he's wearing creighton's armor and was 100% going to be his future counterpart. in the final product benhart is from jugo, a desert country where the desert sorceresses, aurous armor, and corrosive pots come from. meanwhile creighton is from mirrah, but they both wear the same stag symbol on their chest.
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wait benhart's armor says he got it while traveling, so that does end up making sense with how the game ended up. if ds2 stuck with its original director, i wonder if that item description would've stayed the same, and if benhart would've been this former psycho killer who wanted to hide his past or something. feel like that would be a cool idea.
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>>563756298
I will play more later and tomorrow morning.
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<3 <3
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ggs finally an easy game after pic related
3 of my 4 runs today had the missing map modifier wtf
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>>563757958
They should put you on the sex offender registry.
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>>563757874
I'm jealous of that rotation, look at this boring garbage
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Cool armor/weapons honestly >>563756623
No and they’re not going to happen stop asking it’s just sad at this point
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she/her just posted >>563736993
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>>563758526
I play the game. I try to discuss the game. But it's very hard to do so with you tranny ERPers around. When I open this thread I don't want to fucking see that shit. How is this a hard concept to grasp? Take it somewhere else.
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when dsg was being cancerous, the massive influx of new erg posters talking only about gameplay drowned them out for a while, the only solution is having the manpower and relevant topics.
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loser
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>we have Sauron at home
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Did they fucking fix posting today? Jesus Christ where else am I supposed to post my bad images if not in the asiatic daycare professional forums
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>>563675972
we made it
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>>563759797
I truly hope your death will be an unbearably painful one you lowlife thread shitting troon. It's the only thing you deserve.
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By the way after seeing so many I can finally confirm that the vast majority of flame Revenant builds are dogshit and so are the players running that shit, it's literally griefing, why isn't catch flame the starter spell at the very least? Why didn't they fix O' flame for this game? Fucking Fromshartware
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Lol. You DO know that there’s an entire god-damned race made entirely out of glintstone in the game, right? Not sure where the idea that glintstone isn’t capable of moving or animating itself came from, when it quite literally grows like a plant, and spells behave a lot like lifeforms. The ‘wisdom of stone’ was the study of the residual life/vitality within glintstone, but was also the study of how residual life/vitality could manifest itself as advanced inorganic cogitation, which is seen in the inorganic crystalians and the primeval sorcerers. It’s pure intellect, or logic, without any frivolous thought involved. The “faint cogitation” refers to them being largely unresponsive or just frustratingly enigmatic in their ways.
Not sure why you guys can’t parse lore. The concept artwork of the two primeval sorcerers also has them standing upright. Certainly not stuck in position.
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godslayer is more fun, has some actual effectiveness to fire bosses due to the fixed DoT, and isn't an FP raper. also just looks cooler. and if you're stacking fire attack+ you can reasonably cope with catch flame and any fire giant shit you find if you don't get a godslayer seal
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>>563761194
I also hate giantsflame desu. As a meele you can't see shit if somebody is spamming it. Starting spells/incants what just a mistake in general.
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>unashamedly admitting he lacks any lore literacy and has no environmental storytelling awareness whatsoever
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>>563761404
starting spells are just a bandaid fix because fromsoft will never fix the dogshit RNG this game has, probably about half the spells are essentially useless and just clog up the pool
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Sorry Idc what you think you can keep crying about it
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>probably about half the spells are essentially useless
half the incants*
the sorc pool is mostly fine which is pretty kek worthy.
They really just need to clean out ALL the dud spell drops though. All the defense spells, the darkness shit, white shadows lure, fuckin whatever. The only support spells should be a few healing spells, FMGS, GV, HoS, weapon buffs, terra.
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>>563762197
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>>563761848
Me too honestly
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Well, if it isn’t magically ambiguous, then it’s politically ambiguous.
“Rennala was a dumb bitch who sold her nation out. Radagon weakened us from within.”
“Sorcerers are retards turning themselves into rocks. Rennala was right to do away with it.”
There is no right answer. Did Marika sell out her people or avenge them?
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no but I actually hate porn so much I remember being little and finding the first furry art I ever saw and I was like that's so cute that there is a whole community of artists that like drawing cute animal characters but no oops its all porn porn porn what is wrong with you people it literally turns you into pigs getting spiritually fattened by seriously garbage until your souls are ripe for controlling
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>>563762463
dishes, folding clothes and groceries, the usual stuff, might try making onigiri later
>>563762906
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>>563762884
If you assume outer means outside the Order, then sure. But it might just mean alien. It’s xenophobic logic. Othering. It’s one of our oldest concepts. The Church did this. “It’s totally different. I hate it!”.
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>>563763123
I remember being young and on the computer with my brother and thinking it would be funny to see if bad words could be websites and we tried fuck dot com and saw a bunch of porn and we instantly cried
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>Try to talk about a game series with a rampantly autistic/porn addicted community
>More people TALKING about the porn/autism shit than people actually posting the degen shit or even talking about the fucking game
this website is full of diddybluds
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Nature is an infectious force in this world and it wouldn’t surprise me if facets of nature were literally seen as deities the same way the ancient Greeks saw causality as a literal mind (the Greater Will is quite literally based on the Nous).
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Based. AprilGODS will rule over this general.
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>>563762906
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No, it means outside the GO's understanding. Thats the inner/outer/totalitiy thing anon mentioned above.
>inner order - things the GO understands
>outer order - things the GO doesn't understand
>golden order totality - when all things outer become inner
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>>563763754
Yes. What >>563763503 said is literally the case here. People called thunder and lightning ‘Zeus’. People would definitely see a godlike alien creature as something to worship and revere, even if the alien is not one to see itself in such a way. Doubt the Beast cares much about being seen as a god when Marika is that.
If existence was created by some godlike intelligence it’s a bit overly hopeful to just assume that godlike intelligence would be so invested and involved; not unless they made existence for our sake explicitly so (which might be the case here, given that it’s an explicit video game setting).
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i was introduced to that stuff by a friend who encouraged us (me and my cousin) to look at that stuff online and we all eventually got caught when my parents barged in my room and i ran outside and stayed there for probably an hour because i didn’t want to get spanked
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That’s one interpretation. Outer as a word is far too ubiquitous. It’s also much too associated with Lovecraft baggage, which this game as a whole already is, given its close proximity and association to Bloodborne (if you haven’t noticed the Lovecraft/Bloodborne influences in Elden Ring I don’t know why you even bother), so you can’t exactly disregard the alien angle without coming across as being pretentious or selectively biased. Outer means outer. Outside of the Order includes all of space and the rest of existence to begin with. It’s like arguing that God isn’t an alien (he absolutely is, being transcendent to the terrestrial sphere, even existential sphere). Unless you literally think that the Order is some universal thing (it’s not—there are things that predate the Ring).
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I still don’t know if Malenia even got inside the academy or not. You can argue both yes and no. She probably didn’t care even if she couldn’t. Why would she care about nerds arguing about dumb things?
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I'm getting my ass beat too bad in elden ring. I have decided to put it down and go through the series starting with demon souls as i only played half of dark souls 1. I think after my journey I will be ready to try again
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>No one said it did
Here or the game? The game’s world hijacked the name and would have you believe that it (the Greater Will) approves of the Order. But it’s really just the Fingers lying out their ass.
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>>563764325
the thing is though it wasn’t 1 friend but two and even others who showed an interest in it. one of them even threw me under the bus and said it was me who showed him it when he got caught by his own mom. i can only imagine what it’s like now with all this stuff being so much more accessible.
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>Miquella had an actual goal
Isn’t the prevalent theory that, like a failed cocoon, all of Miquella’s plans are doomed to failure? Because he’ll never grow up?
He’s like Da Vinci. Never finished what he started. A childlike mind of infinite creativity that went absolutely nowhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if Miquella boarded his notes and only in 200-300 years will they be rediscovered. Like Da Vinci.
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>>563765590
Heres the breakdown
>lolcow rerplies to 7 hour old post trying to attack his nemesis
>someone laughs at him, but also mentions that he is also the lore guy
>same old lore topics being rapid fired ever since
You already know who it is. Its always the same guy being a rabid animal.
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Nah if Da Vinci designed the mausoleums he would have sabotaged them so they couldn’t actually be built. He legit did this with his inventions since he hated war and violence. He knew people would try to build them. He wasn’t having / allowing it.
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There was a time when sorcerers were a lot closer to deathbird culture. Consider the two/twin cuckoos. The twinbird of death. Etc. The primeval sorcerers have feathers adorning their robes. What did ancient sorcerers do? Commit ritualistic suicide to pass themselves along into a new host body.
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>>563766598
The black feathers are an alchemy thing. They are using their bodies to become philosopher's stones and the black feathers are for the Crow or the Nigredo portion of the endeavor.
>Crow
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>with filters/makeup
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I tried fighting Everdark Balancers for the first and we had what seemed like a perfect run where we broke the big crystal on day 2, got the rune thing at the top of the tower, got level 15 before the end of day 2, and shredded through both night bosses in seconds. But when we got to the Balancers fight we were doing barely any damage (I'd see 300-400 damage pop up on the health bar every once in a while) and after what felt like 20 minutes of fighting we got her down to 1/4 health and we all died and lost the run. I don't understand what we did wrong, everything about the run felt easy but then the Balancers felt like an impossible damage sponge wall. What does it take to deal reasonable damage?
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>>563766189
I’m pretty sure all cultures accepted spirits as a thing before Marika hijacked life and forced the spiritual cycle (that of reincarnation) into a specific shape. We still see reincarnation working away from the influence of the Erdtree. Life is meant to be blue, not yellow. Maybe. It’s also a possibility that the Ring is very much required for guided evolution. There’s still a bit of yellow in Astel’s tail… I don’t know. This sort of ambiguity is satisfying to me. Whether or not runes are a psyop, or absolutely necessary. The crucible knights are also named after irl geological periods—the Ordovician, Silurian, and Devonian periods. Evolution is a theme.
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>>563767360
I’ve pointed out flaws in their comparisons to real world concepts and how they’ve forced a narrative to fit what they’re saying multiple times and they never give real arguments back. It’s best to ignore them
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>>563766895
It’s likely a mix of that as well. Alchemy is a big part of ER’s world. Killing the Beast is metaphorically reforging the Ring in a way. This is why the Forge is a thing. The idea that the philosopher’s stone was the person or pursuer themselves, was also pivotal to irl esoteric matters. The concept of inner and outer alchemy is shared in the west as well as the east. “If I can transmute and perfect the materials of the world, why can I not transmute and perfect the human soul and body?”. Kind of a no brainer that materialists (who did not yet let go of the spiritual) went in this direction. In India, ascended masters are also said to leave behind crystals.
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>>563767906
>No U!
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>>563767591
that's why i said in a meta sort of way i guess. i think it's fine if in-universe those events/history happened in a unique elden ring style. i would just like to see it all justified and present within the setting so my immersion isn't broken too much
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>>563744670
Someone needs to do the nerd meme with her
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>In India, ascended masters are also said to leave behind crystals.
In Mage the Ascension/Awakening this is also true. Legendary wizards who leave the mortal plane behind crystallize into indestructible diamond based on their surroundings and characteristics. Merlin’s crystal cave is literally a crystal cave. You see his crystallized body there. But he’s not there. He’s gone. He’s left. He exists in the Supernal.
The Crystalians are also ripped directly from a TTRPG manual. Right down to their game mechanics and origins:
> "A crystal warrior was hewn from pure crystal, mostly in the shape of a human warrior with a helmet...Crystal warriors were usually created by powerful sorcerers or warlocks as guardians for their lairs...The structure of Crystal Warriors made them very tough opponents. Next to their durability, their crystal bodies were virtually immune to edged weapons, such as swords and axes. Only blunt weapons with strong heads, for example maces or war hammers, had any chance of damaging them."
LMFAO
Just how big of a tabletop nerd is Miyazaki really?
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>>563767829
This. I get finding the themes interesting and stuff, but the recent Miquella revelation just confirmed that so much of this stuff is at best continental and at worst random bullshit they shoved together. The illusion is gone. SoTE definitely shat the bed.
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Post more like this and I’ll think about it >>563767382
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>>563768504
It was actually inspired by a French movie
https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/comments/1qisq6u/bloodborne_is_ins pired_by_a_french_movie_called/
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>>563767360
What you’re noticing is wishful thinking.
>>563767658
As have I. They rarely substantiate their arguments with facts or evidence and just keep samefagging and throwing out headcanon text walls.
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>>563767360
It's because a lot of that referencing is done in a rather straightforward way like "here's how %conceptname% works in our world, so it MUST work the same in this fictional work" which is just a bad way to view fiction in general.
Making a fictional work like Elden Ring requires incorporating various different influences to weave into a single narrative. These could be real life influences, stories by different authors, personal experiences etc.
The important part is that all of these play off each other and, ideally, are mutated as development goes on, turning into unique concepts that upon a closer look by the viewer map to something that is more familiar. Like for example TES uses racism in multiple ways, down to extrapolating it into metaphysical concepts borrowed from hindu scriptures.
The problem then is, Elden Ring lore fucking sucks and 90% of people trying to discuss it are retarded
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I always suspected Godwyn of being an Empyrean and this is why Marika had a big meltie since she now had to resort to literal incest babies.
But I also suspect that he may have been raised to be Empyrean only for him to not be one.
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>>563767360
Thats just you feeling inadequate because of ignorance. If someone says skybox why do you know to look up? You always bring outside information into a game.
If you don't know Mario was a plumber all the pipes in Mario might be confusing. Mario games don't teach you what plumbing is.
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Because they ran out of time even though it took 2 years to release the DLC, they literally recycled everything about him, butchered whatever storyline they had planned with Miquella and called it a day
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>>563769028
Radahn's skillset is coded autism. He can't be reasoned with an is autism incarnate to do what he wants. Everyone else in the game has some sort of ingrained weakness baked into them because you can reason with them, not Radahn. if you are going to play the elden ring god game having your champion be able to arrest the stars on command is pretty lit.
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That too. It's not like he takes his inspiration from one single piece of media. The fashion in that movie, the trick sword in the final fight are pretty clear signs. BTW THAT MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS AND IS BORING AS HELL.
HtR also has 'messengers' who are these emissary angel things that guide the hunters, similarly to messengers in bloodborne. Hunters in both series also become more deranged. Some of them are hellbent on killing all monsters, others decide to defend the good ones, like djura in bloodborne.
Miyazaki is clearly happy to take from all sorts of media if he thinks its cool.
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>>563769420
He didn’t actually arrest the stars he just flexed his territory. If he actually had that kind of power he would be capable of breaking the planet in half. The stars still align and fallingstar beasts still land, so he probably only arrested the stars in Caelid (but the stars aligned in Caelid??).
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Regardless of his empyrean status (to be fair I really don't think he was one tho), he was simply the one and only child produced by Marika's own pussy that wasn't also some hideously deformed cursed piece of shit. Even Melina, despite being really cute, seems to be bearing some vagueposter curse/soul of geq/another secret type of all-consuming flame/all of the above
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Nope, its the shadow of the erdtree. Since Marika's empire is built on lies on top of lies on top of lies the actual TRUTH of her religion and reality is completely broken. The more she tried to hide her past and obfuscate history the stronger the shadow of the erdtree got.
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Arrest means to stop eslbro.
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>>563769215
That one village wasn’t obvious enough for you? Really? He clearly enjoyed the movie.
>>563769670
He didn’t arrest the stars sorry. The stars still align and fallingstar beasts still land. Sorry. It’s another case of exaggerated myth, which is George’s forte.
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Imagine being a Carian
Not being able to do something because your fate is directed by the stars
Nobody else is stuck like this
Is that why they always chase after red heads? Because they literally cannot help it?
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> HtR also has 'messengers' who are these emissary angel things that guide the hunters, similarly to messengers in bloodborne
The messengers are from Berserk actually
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Stars in the world of ER =|= stars IRL
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And nobody cares because they’re cute
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Mystery boss always being libra or dreg
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the dragon is so cute my boyfriend pointed this out recently and I had never noticed but it's not just the head and it has a whole body and little arms and legs and I find it really cute how it wiggles to life when you use it
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The Schnoz.
This peculiar astral creature is briefly encountered by the Black Swordsman Party during their visit to the Qliphoth as it manifested near Enoch Village.
According to Schierke, it is of the kind chimimoryo (魑魅魍魎ちみもうりょう; literally "evil spirit(s) of mountains and rivers").
The Schnoz stands in front of the entry point of the region. Schierke, noticing the creature's seeming unwillingness to move out of the group's way, uses thought projection to influence the creature to waddle elsewhere. Despite the chimimoryo thereafter being out of the group's immediate path, Puck and Ivalera gang up on the creature, causing it to trip and fall over an unearthed tree root.
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I’m not playing alone with you. You were the one who did it to me.
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Clearly coming from a cosplay fest or con
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Miyazaki could NEVER
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>>563772546
Have you guys not read Thus Spoke Zarathustra?
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I was dodging solo Trish not the boss desu
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Anaxagoras (/ˌænækˈsæɡərəs/; Ancient Greek: Ἀναξαγόρας, Anaxagóras, 'lord of the assembly'; c.500 BC – c.428 BC) was a Pre-Socratic Greek philosopher. Born in Clazomenae at a time when Asia Minor was under the control of the Persian Empire, Anaxagoras came to Athens. In later life he was charged with impiety and went into exile in Lampsacus.
Responding to the claims of Parmenides on the impossibility of change, Anaxagoras introduced the concept of Nous (Cosmic Mind) as an ordering force. He also gave several novel scientific accounts of natural phenomena, including the notion of panspermia, that life exists throughout the universe and could be distributed everywhere. He deduced a correct explanation for eclipses and described the Sun as a fiery mass larger than the Peloponnese, and also attempted to explain rainbows and meteors. He also speculated that the sun might be just another star.
The Greater Will and primeval sorcery is directly drawn from Ancient Greece.
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>>563773517
i might but i'm in limgrave and that's quite far
>>563773564
which one? bolt of grannysex?
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but isn't that a bit...boring?
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>>563773423
Cipher pata?
Coded sword?
Lightning Urumi?
Siluria's Treespear?
Keen Blackflame Tornado Lucerne?
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Thus Spoke Zanzibart
>>563774063
Not how proliferation works. It didn’t start it, but it definitely proliferated it into the minds of those who got into Berserk.
Tolkien didn’t invent dwarves or elves either you ass. He still propagated ideas that struck cords with many, past and present and future. It’s very likely that any idea you come up with has already been conceived of.
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>>563774230
You're proliferating ignorance and stupidity so I guess that works for you
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There's no point in replays because it still comes down to
>simon says dodge routine
>press whatever attack you pumped during predetermined punish window
The only true slight variation is parrying. Everything else plays the same.
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>>563774436
The vast majority of purples are really bad too and for blues you have to go out of your way to improve them and most people just ignore you if you pin a cave, it's so annoying
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>>563774230
I mean yes but as the other guy showed, Miyazaki was into a wide range of nerdy stuff. It’s possible he got the idea from something else that was also inspired by it like >>563745921 says, especially since the chapters where Berserk’s world tree materialized aren’t *that* old.
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>>563774867
Fuck you those stones are mine
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>>563774453
There is another way.
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>>563774490
>The idea that existence is alive or has a cosmic mind to it isn’t exactly rare or unique
I would say it is unless you have like 5-10 other examples showing otherwise, believing that there was a group of beings or singular being responsible for creation that also governed over it is by far the most prevailing school of thought throughout history.
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>>563775030
She isn't a god
She isn't eternal
Her tree is an alien
She is her own husband
She got cursed to birth omens
She kept her husbant in a boat
She locked her own son up in the shadowlands out of fear
She removed death and instilled the rune of the unborn to completely shoah the cycles of life
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>>563774990
True. I'm imagining more of a game with a raid boss design philosophy for 40-ish people to take on a boss. It would have more classic MMO archetypes Tank-Healer-DPS but with Elden Ring gear and movement. I just want to be a healer in these games AND have that be useful, ok?
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>>563775147
Its not unique, even the communists had their own version called the Greater Good, warhammer uses this exact term for it as well. Russians believe in a thing called the Noosphere. Any society that uses scales to represent justice believes in it. Its a necessary part of the human psyche. All cultures come to that same ultimate ideal in the end.
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The challenge run in question is trying to beat the game with just soldier spirit ashes. I'm currently stuck on kind of endgame (no farum or CS) Hadn't played in a good while, managed to kill some shitter bosses today (makar and the omen twins guarding Morgott's tower)
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Kek based
The potential chest spawns are so numerous and spread out, I almost always only check 1 and don't bother wasting time hunting down the second.
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I think I like her because we both lick paint off of walls.
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>>563776079
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I have those too haha :)
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I haven't been able to kill him yet. My strongest guys (marionette bird soldiers) are too squishy to take him on, plus buff him by bleeding him. My other guys are also... not ideal. Redmanes (I let the summons kill Radahn after about a year of not doing this run just so I could get them and the shield guys) don't do enough damage and are only +8. Cuckoos, while reliable on most occasions, also don't do enough. Godrick's aswell. Leyndell soldiers would probably get stunlocked by bleed. Headless guys are pretty squishy, but they might survive the nihil blood pool. Soldjars, I need not elaborate. Shield guys might also be viable. I still haven't been able to get one spirit to +10.
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>She isn't a god
Wrong
>She isn't eternal
Wrong
>Her tree is an alien
Wrong
>She is her own husband
Never lied about it
>She got cursed to birth omens
Godwyn, Malenia, Miquella, she also never lied about it
>She kept her husbant in a boat
Elaborate
>She locked her own son up in the shadowlands out of fear
Where's the lie?
>She removed death and instilled the rune of the unborn to completely shoah the cycles of life
Where's the lie?
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gg goat
woah that crit after the res was rude, no need to rub it in like that
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Bad loot though
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>Elaborate
You remember that boat of the coast of Radahn's arena in the base game? You never once asked y ourself how Horah Loux shows up again in the end of the game? Pic rel.
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>Horah Loux shows up again in the end of the game
He's shown being resurrected by grace in the badlands at the very start of the game and then outright states before the fight that he came back for another audience with his ex though
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Ganbatte dude, let us know how it goes
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>>563777431
where do you think this woman lives? South east asia.
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>>563777927
Why are you a meanie?
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>>563778150
Well I'm not a girl.
>>563778154
Gave a good laugh.
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Cuckoo's got only a little bit farther. Big guy rushed in for mohg and fucked up my buffing. The two little guys gave their all, but one died from a swipe and the other from the blood. For my buffs, I'm using Rally standard and blessing of the erdtree (healing over time one) with a clawmark seal.
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Daring today aren't we
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Are you not allowed to attack the boss?
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I'll wait for 5 more min
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*busy shitting up the thread
FTFY
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Why did they make undertaker's asshole so big? Are the devs porn addicts?
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Because it interrupts the boss's chain instead of waiting until the end of it, so it's still canned but different. Every other "build" is the same except the visuals of your punish button, and whether you press it 1 or 3 times to get the same punish window damage.
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