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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
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https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
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>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
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>Group/Multiplayer Password
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I think I've lost more runs to day 1 valiant gargoyle than anything else
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I just noticed greases/buffs applied to your weapon disappear after using your cursed blade on Executor. Is this intended?
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erg is finished
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>>563633432
You put your weapon away to 2 hand the cursed sword.
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Augur augur augur augur
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I like Nightreign
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>>563633773
>>563633749
>thread shitter got buck broken so hard xhe replied twice in sheer frustration
Kino.
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>>563634000
lookie me, this
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trish it up
goon it down
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>>563634013
>>563632648
Lovely wyldsluts <3
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>>563634013
I like it too and we look like that!
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why won't you play guardian
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>>563634267
I'm no good in a tank position.
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gg base form FULLGAWD
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>>563633773
>>563633749
You excavated his anal cavity so damn hard not only did he have to bust out the schizo accusations in a cross thread melty to try to save face he also inadvertently confirmed both posts were his and you were spot on with your rape, needless to say he is The Conquered and you are without a doubt The Conquerors in this exchange. Nicely done.
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>>563634149
That’s just facts yeah
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>>563634386
gg thought I could go ham before my ult ran out at the end there

why is the captcha so slow
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>>563634386
gg undodgeable stomps
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>>563634386
gg thought I could go ham before my ult ran out

my original post didn't post, is 4chan busted?
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>>563634396
wow. the bot posts are getting more complex
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>>563632648
They look soooo cute together
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>>563634267
I use him on dreglord.
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>>563634396
Trying way too hard.
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>>563634267
I'd play guardian if they were sexy like undertaker or futarev
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRgyggAsta4
What are our expectations for the Bloodborne movie, sisters?
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>>563634647
he is masculine
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>>563634916
Nothing
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>>563634396
made him cry so hard he had to reply twice to soothe his asshurt
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>>563634396
Thanks
All in a days work around here
Not like he doesn’t make it easy anyway lol
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>>563634981
But I like women (they don't have to be completely human).
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>>563635150
>>563635201
>samefag dilation hours has started
As predicted.
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>>563634916
I don't know how they're going to make a good movie that also captures the essence of bloodborne. I think most movie audiences would not be interested in seeing the main character die to Kos, or some say Kosm, 27 times before they win. But if they skip all the failing to make a good movie then it's not bloodborne.
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Got really carried away but almost done with the ohcee
Sorry RL1 frog guy
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>>563635502
it'll be nothing aurafarming scenes of bossfights interpolated with slideshows of lore characters repeating quotes we already know
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>>563635330 (me)
Meant for >>563634602
>>563634534
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>>563635502
I doubt it'll be a direct adaptation, likely either a side story to the game or perhaps a previous hunt?
Not like is has much chance regardless
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>>563635639
I hope it's not that. I'd be satisfied if the main character has to die and try again at least 5 times during the movie. I'd be very satisfied if they also have some obvious hype set-up for a boss only for the main character to get their shit rocked. If they just ignore the respawning and constant failure then it's a bad movie.
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>>563635640
>newjeet can't read
Like clockwork.
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>>563635709
I don't expect it to be the actual player character and areas from the game. I wouldn't want that either. Telling the story of a different hunter would be just fine but they do have to die a lot for me to be happy. It is a movie game so if it's a 6/10 it's stellar.
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Bruh.
We still lost though, he couldn't r1 mash through ed balancers
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>>563636140
>all that shit for pretty average realistic damage a no-relic build can do
el-maoooooooooooooooo
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>>563635936 (me)
Meant for this retard >>563634094
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>>563634916
Why are they hiring YouTubers? I don’t get it.
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>>563634916
It’s animated so it’ll probably be serviceable at least
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>>563637263
this doesn't save the original photo with the cosplayers for the fatal sin of having their Rev be the tallest
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>>563637263
me on the left
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>>563613186
>>563613705
Thank you for your tarnished fellas, completely fucking derailed myself when it came to the hermit gnome. I now sleep.
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>>563627003
>>563627286
I'm not saying you can't learn from playing Depth 1 early. I'm saying that the Depths has a tangible point system, and you're causing people to lose points due to your inexperience. It's selfish of you to gamble other people's points away so recklessly. It's about having respect for others.
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>>563637805
Oh wow, you're talented anon, good job!
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>>563637805
uoh
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>>563637805
darn, very cool. great job
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>>563637805
God damn that's a million times better and high effort than I thought it'd be, that's fucking sick. I will cherish this forever!!
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>>563636140
MA NIGGA !
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>>563637805
cute and really well drawn anon, thank you for drawing for the thread!
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>>563637973
>>563630103
I'll post when I'm D3 too.
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Gonna host some Seamless + More Map Variations + DS3 / SOTE weapons when the captcha load time gets fixed. It would make troubleshooting and otherwise communicating incredibly difficult otherwise.
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should you ever dual-wield katana on exec?
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I like nightreign
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>>563638023
>>563638080
>>563638164
>>563638303
Thanks bros, drawing fantasy guys beats the shit out of making jira tasks, remember billions must try
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>>563637973
Don't you only start losing points for losses in D3? D1 and D2 you just have to keep playing more.
>>563639563
>>563637805
Based art
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>>563639440
Nope.
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>>563639464
Holy shit me too!
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who fightclubbin?
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>>563639728
>Don't you only start losing points for losses in D3? D1 and D2 you just have to keep playing more.
I suppose that's the case. I forgot about that. Still. Losing means their team is unable to gain points.
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>>563639464
it's cute
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Dawn Executie is adorable, I feel so beautiful
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>>563639464
I really like it too I'm even playing it right now!
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is captcha being slow for anyone else
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Just matched with somebody who went down several times in the overworld and didn't seem to get a timer is this a common bug or was this faggot cheating
Pic related
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>>563639440
No, also don’t bother two-handing a katana, it’s not worth it. The one-handed moveset is very fast, and the R2 has excellent reach. Two-handing is only really useful when fighting Night Cavalry, where you can cheese them with a running R1 attack, which has the longest range of any Nightfarer unique moveset.
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I play on psn and I compliment my opponents when they have a good build that it's not " have higher stats than you"
I send them a message saying how cool their build is
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I just discovered that Ironeye has a sweet spot in the timing of his charge attack, where he does a tiny bit more damage. You have to hold almost for the full duration of the bow string sound, but not fully. In the training ground I'm doing 222 damage to a dummy at full charge. But doing 231 when releasing at the sweet spot.

>>563640662
Yes. The site is probably still recovering from whatever broke it yesterday.
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Balancers, Balancer, Balancers.
Anyone want to queue up and fight balancers with me?
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>>563612630
>>563637805
Can you work with a generic waifu character, I'd like to see what you can do, she has star fist and iirc she had solitude greaves, this is an old screenshot
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Is the Grafted GS any good?
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>>563640729
Is that a boy
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>>563641361
Yea it's good. All the colossal swords are good. The thing I don't like about it is that you can't change the ash of war. If you want a colossal sword that you can change the ash of war Zweihander is an easy purchase a short walk west of where the Grafted Greatsword is.
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>>563641361
It's God tier in Nightreign and pretty good in base ER
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>>563639563
>>563637805
Normally our drawfaggotry game is pretty lacking but these are fairly solid. Nice job.
>>563639897
Wyldwife
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another run of floorhugging to dregfaggot. I hate this boss so much. I'll probably stick to caster next time or just practice it in arena
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Boom
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what did you mean with the question about my inventory btw is it you that keeps putting yu gi oh cards in my mom's car?
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Site is shitting itself hard
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glass necklace fist is offmeta btw
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Site is shitting itself hard
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i am shitting myself hard please help pw is erg
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>>563642454
he's easier for melee, just roll forward
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Can I post now? I've been trying to say that I might quite Nightreign for good. The last game was so bad for me, that I'm utterly demoralized. It's like my skills are regressing. I think I've reached my skill limit. I'll never get better. I can only go down from here, and down I'm going. One can only take so many blows to their pride, before is shatters. Hell, my pride is pummeled into dust.
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>>563643290
bye sweetie
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>>563643290
ok cool
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>>563643290
play ELDEN RING instead
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>>563640535
SEX
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is this thing on
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>>563643874
shattered
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>>563644110
who's our marika/radagon
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Queueue status?
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>>563644314
0/3
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Don't you are approach Micapcha The Kind
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>>563643290
troon merchant...
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>>563644265
(You)
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test
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>>563643290
I've been there, quit the game to detox but then came back after 2-3 weeks, it's just too addicting
I learned to accept my skill level, thankfully this game lets you work around it via the relic system
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>Trish leaves
>4chan dies
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the nightreign roundtable music is a little too hunters dream MAJULA i must drink
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>>563644941
i'm not blessed enough to have that body sadly
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>>563645697
I miss her
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Queueing for 15-20 mins desu
1/3
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mom let me have two ironeye
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>>563646180
do you look like that
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>>563645697
So that's why the thread has been at peace.
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>>563645697
He should leave the mortal realm.
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>>563646180
0/3
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>>563646180
>>563647148
you sure queue at the wrong time
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>>563647193
It’s more I’m doing something else so I don’t mind longer q times
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>>563647246
what are you doing?
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>>563647280
Watching steins gate 0
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>>563647193
What times are the right times?
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>>563647370
gay
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>>563647396
4-5 hours from now is usually decent
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>>563647584
But that's my bedtime
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>>563647835
follow shiftyduck's step and never sleep
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I miss shifty
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>>563649249
she played a few days ago, some normal runs and also in the modded 6 player runs
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I miss having no obligations and being able to sit at my computer for hours on end
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>>563649567
50 more years of this Shifty
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shittycuck and shitezu are playing with manta, currently
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>>563649697
link me
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>>563649738
https://www.twitch.tv/smee_73
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>>563649549
>she
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>>563636801
>>563634534
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>>563646180
creepy...
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>>563649549
There are no women here retard
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>>563650298
>>563651274
there are girls in erg
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I have condensed all my wylder builds to haloslop and robslop. No reason to run any other builds for anything.
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>>563651794
Some are calling him the smartest person to ever play wylder
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>>563651794
Based
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>>563651779
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>563651794
"robslop"?
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>>563651779
Name 6
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ergsissies...
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>>563651794
candlestand is better than rob doe
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>>563649738
https://www.twitch.tv/manta
This is how all Mantachuds play.
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>9 hours
>one gg
>two failed attempts at queueing
Are we dead or dying? Hard to tell anymore
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I MISS TRISH
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>>563652781
Trish should kill himself.
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>>563652710
always slow on Wednesday
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>>563652614
Yet you 3 bar to fulghor lmao. You probably cut the webm before you got shredded
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>>563652710
The queue is dead on a Wednesday midday? You don't say.
>>563652845
I won that fight, actually.
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>>563652710
Most people dont gg post.
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>>563652781
Be quiet
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Is beating Malenia still considered impressive? She been solved™ for years, it only took me 4 or 5 attempts on my RL1 save even though I hadn’t fought he in forever and I'm super bad at delay input ring.
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>>563653106
Malenia gave normies the impression shes difficult because of her gimmick attack (Waterfowl Dance)
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>>563653106
>>563652614
as you can see her tracking is giga nerfed in multiplayer
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>>563653603
You can circle her normally. If there was any latency it was barely noticeable.
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shitezu are you using kbm?
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>>563653815
Yes, why do you ask?
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>>563653857
I'm using kbm too so I recognize how janky your character turns
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Holy shit Promised Radahn is the worst fucking fight in any fromsoft game. MMO raidwide spamming piece of shit.
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>>563653857
>kbmsissy
lol
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>>563654125
And it's the baby one you are fighting. It was even more stupid at release.
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>>563654272
I played him at release too. And I beat him. Hes a shitty boss then and hes a shitty boss now.
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>>563654125
>MMO raidwide spamming piece of shit.
What does this mean
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>>563654501
Skill issues
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>>563654501
He spams massive attacks that cover the entire arena non stop
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>>563652614
what mod is that?
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>>563654613
Every boss throws big wide attacks at you, whats special about PCR. You're only one guy, you're still gonna iframe through it all no matter how big the area of effect is.
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I am once more at Promised Consort and still cannot figure out what the fuck their intention was here. Shit invalidates most builds. Gaius is almost as bad. Every other boss has some weakness or counterplay that's easy to figure out.

>Malenia is passive and staggers easily, is bullied by heavy weapon skills and many spells
>Mohg is beefy and hits hard but is slow and readable
>Messmer and Rellana, Godfrey and Radagon all have reasonable movesets and openings
>Bayle, Placidusax, Metyr, Elden Beast etc can all be maneuvered around

Sissydahn is large and fast, can reposition instantly and deals damage in all directions all the time.

I even went and multiplied Ansbach and Thiollier's HP to try and make the fight resemble Caelid Radahn's battle and give it some semblance of soul, but goddamn man.
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>>563654802
Are you one of those guys that refuses to parry? Ive also seen people shield poke him to death, though that is probably even more dishonorable than parrying.
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>>563654802
Not really there's tons of builds that work on him and he was nerfed too
Just use mimic tear and spam blasphemous blade or something
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>>563654769
>What about--
Radahn spams them more than any other boss. Have you tried reading what I said?
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>>563655054
Not really, parry is easier and you can chunk/status him easier. Shield poke is still easy but you have to fat roll grabs and manage stamina
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>>563655538
Most bosses have big AoEs and hit in wide arcs. PRC isnt special in that regard.
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>>563643290
Finally, there hasn't been a more obnoxious player than you in a while
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>>563656174
I'm also glad cc quit, so rude and cocky
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queue?
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>>563655865
See: >>563655538
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only practice remained
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>>563656554
What's his angle? playing the same build every day for hours? Is he farming some kinda streak? Not like anybody thinks that would be impressive at this point
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>>563652614
>Spends hundreds of hours practicing shit like this yet jobs to fulghor and is still cocky
One of the actual worst posters
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>>563656824
he just really enjoys soulslike
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>>563656975
Don't be mean to shifty
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>HE MADE TRISH FINALLY LEAVE THIS PLACE IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE CIA AGENT. AND IN THIS HOUSE PRACTICE IS A HERO!
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>>563657363
Even tho she beat the streak that pracjeet griefed
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even doe practinx didn't do anything and troonish left on xher own after getting humiliated
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>>563657483
Kill yourself simpojeet no wonder no one likes you
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>>563657706
>>563657709
>Defeated schizobabble ensues
Pottery
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Making fun of a lolcow ruined his life
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>>563656824
He can't farm a streak because his net breaks the game often
He just plays because he likes it and that's based
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so troo xista!
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>>563657874
>hes just a bro that loves the game based!!!
>griefs when you disobey him once
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>>563657804
>continued troon simp post rape seethe
As expected
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I feel bad for whatever community that dude plagues next. I hope they bully him just as much if not more.
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>>563657968
hi trish/tinpo
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I think that Trish should kill himself.
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>>563658016
>chuds screaming at clouds in the thread
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bullying
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>>563658016
He can't really plague any communities in the future, not on 4chan. The guy that keeps loreposting about his past is what made his life hell here.
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>>563658237
>loreposting about his past
wtf I missed this, gimme the goss
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>>563657968
>once
it's likely that the duo fags had been tonguethroating each other in every game they were in and practice finally snapped after his 10th game of the day of them ignoring him
the duofags were literally saying they weren't problematic one thread before they got griefed for being problematic, can't trust them for beans
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gg madman
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>>563658237
Thank you for doing this to him.
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gg druglord

I saw you guys pinging the rot blessing but taking it would render my build useless
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Fuck you
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>>563658329
What its like to play with duoqueers
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>least schizo erg namedropping hours
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is the captcha fixed yet
>>563657363
good post
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>>563658504
good job cutie
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obsessed
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Queueueueue Status?
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with terr award
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>>563658237
>The guy that keeps loreposting about his past is what made his life hell here.
You can't make a post like this and then not share.
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>>563658329
>>563658518
Why do threadshitters always project their gayness
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>>563658714
eating
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>>563658714
its 7 am
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>>563658237
You'll have him begging for qrds for hours now. Expertly done.
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>>563658714
qing
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Wake up, stupid.
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>>563659372
St. Trina's paralysis demon is dancing on her again.
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>>563634916
hunter (after killing Arianna): woah that sure was viscerally feminine of me
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>>563637225
This will be popular from now on since Markiplier did it and it was a success
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>>563660412
It'll be a trend for as long as they can trick a director to work for 10% of what directors are normally paid. Hollywood found a new vector to save money is all.
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Unfortunately "ergieyogurts" has become my new vocal stim
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Unfortunately "you send that freak flying" has become my new vocal stim
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>>563660412
Markiplier is the one of youtuber director example that doesn't fit since he did entirely self-funded
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lol, what video should I make next to become the next ungbal?
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>>563661508
nightreign D5 trio but both your teammates are actively working against you: stealing loot, drawing aggro from mobs/bosses and taking them to you, etc.
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>>563661508
nightreign D5 trio but both your teammates are bad actors actively working against you: stealing loot, drawing aggro from mobs/bosses and taking them to you, etc.
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>>563659372
no I want to sleep more
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sorry captcha/4chan is acting funny
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Practice is the last ergoyim left if we kill him we kill erg finally
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>>563661989
Schizo
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im going to say inflammatory things and you will keep giving me yous
forever and ever
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>>563659372
no I want to sleep more
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>>563661989
Our current batch of ergites are arguably the strongest in history
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>>563663045
Listen, I'm part of that last batch and let's be honest, we are mostly dogshit.
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>>563663165
But we don’t have the likes of trish, terr, lotus or spirit dragging us down anymore
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>>563663434
Spirit is a good girl
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>>563663434
These were all solid players tho??
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>>563663434
>lists solid players
>doesn't list the slew of braindead griefers (they were that bad) we used to have
What exactly are you trying to say here
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good morning erg!!
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>trish
>solid
someone, post that webm
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>>563664091
Can we name some? I'll start Alice marigold
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>>563664327
>marigold
that's not what it's called
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I like the guy from yesterday that pretended to be new with undertaker to grief the thread after we spent the last 2 days talking about her being kind of shitty. Its like we can program them into doing little performative acts for us.
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>>563664023
They either threw or were 3 bar addicts
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>>563664506
What's it called?
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>>563664539
qrd?
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>>563664539
this is half the fun of erg, trish was an ok puppet but she was only like 1/5th of the entertainment you could milk out of a true golden cow like nox, or like in the gr*** days
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>>563664327
Abyss duo, venomousnemesis, roxy who actually came back, miquellafaithful, nezuk, pivvot
>>563664565
They didn't grief except trish I guess but none of them were remotely as bad as the ones I listed
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Carved words coalesce
"I abandon here my Sneed."
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>>563664725
what were nox and gr*** like?
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>>563664539
this is half the fun of erg, trish was an ok puppet but she was only like 1/5th of the entertainment you could milk out of a true golden cow like nox, or like in the gr*** days
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>>563647584
It's time.
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hi
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>>563665005
what were nox and gr*** like?
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>>563664709
If anons discuss a topic one of our thread monkeys will roleplay as that topic for our amusement. In this case anons were discussing how UT is kind of weak as a character. The next day a guy shows up and does every single thing we discussed earlier in hours of blogposting.
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>>563665097
What up lil niggy
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>>563665260
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
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>>563664848
>gr***
pretended to suck dick on video award
still lives with his parents award
most retarded tranny award
ugliest faggot award
chopped off their own dick award
jerks off to racemixing award
shittiest net award
lost every major football event award
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>>563665260
If you actually paid attention that anon is new and has been posting about Undertaker for weeks.
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taking LLTBT to balancers is griefing desu
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GG Balancer. I still don't understand how staggering them works. Sometimes they get staggered to tiny hit other time they have massive HA and then I get jumped from off screen.
forgot screenshot
Also I didn't knew how to jump to top from bottom so I was too late, sorry.
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>>563665698
Only griefing on regular. It's really useful for sbb balancers
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>>563665698
I dropped my LLTBT at castle, I did dupe mine because I wanted to see how 3 LLTBT work on balancers but you didn't pick it.
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>>563665519
Thats part of the narrative anon. You can't be new and post about something for weeks at the same time. You fell for roleplay on the internet yet again.
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>>563665097
hi
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>>563665706
They only truly posture break when they try to do their parry deflect and you hammer thru it with an r2. The faux posture break you are seeing is another balancer dying and the living ones drop to their knee for a second. The faux posture break can't be critical'd they'll just take a hit for 6 damage or whatever in that window.
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Can someone roleplay as mommy Marika and help me cum
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Can you guys stop namedropping god you're so annoying. Get a life
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>>563665983
Sorry ytlaire
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>post ontopic
>you're a tranny
>post offtopic
>endless discussion
based general
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>>563666203
Last mention of trannies were these 2
>>563657974
>>563665413
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gg
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>>563664773
Spirit griefed quite a lot. Either tried doing cocktails and prioritising it over reviving or just going afk nonstop
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>>563633045
makes sense. might be the most cancerous night 1 boss in the game
>immune to status
>small punish windows
>completely obnoxious moveset w/ 20 hit combos that send him across the arena
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gg bugs
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>>563665698
Spellcasters should honestly take it for normal balancers 100% of the time. Just stand beside one of you teammates and the fight goes 100x faster
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Give me another tarnished to draw
I saw someone posted their waifu char when I woke up but by the time I came back the post was deleted
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>>563666741
Oh yeah he has the whirlwind spin move which just. Seems to. Hit you. No matter what
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I don’t think I’ve ever lost to gargoyle. Then again I typically play as executor or recluse vs who kinda counter it. Nights cav and death knights are the hardest night one. Smelter and freyja are the worst night ones
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>>563665978
Only if your name is Godfrey
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test
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>>563666861
can you draw me in the milady wing stance pose
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>>563650604
>self narration dilation begins
Cinema
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testes
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gg dreggy ergies
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>>563665698
That fight is too inconsistent not to take it.
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>>563667620
would 2bh
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>>563667570
Wing stance great katana? Aye sure why not
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>trash finally left
qrd?
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>>563666861
sure
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>>563643290
Good
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>>563657363
>>563646796
The site literally died because of it so no
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GG Greg.
Giantsflame Thee is a crime against melees.
>>563665937
I am not talking about posture break for crit but them staggering on hit from any attack. Do they have hidden cooldown? They can only be staggered once by any attack, even a dagger followed by 10s of nothing no matter how hard your CR2 hits?
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>>563665698
That fight is too inconsistent not to take it.

>>563667570
>intentionally ugly fashion
good shitpost
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>>563646180
Adorable Wyld wife
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>>563667850
Hoooly shit
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>>563667849
Tried a new guy and it got clowned on like the old guys so he's been crying about how he's been forced to leave ever since. Really sad stuff to see in the end.
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>>563667812
noooooo
wing stance with the milady, I hate the great katana
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>>563649567
the only obligation you have is sucking dick
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>>563666861
>I saw someone posted their waifu char when I woke up but by the time I came back the post was deleted
Don't you mean this >>563641290
Please don't tell me I'm insane and I'm the only person that can see that post somehow https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/563632648/#563641290
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>>563665413
xhe was so beautiful
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>>563668064
Alright alright I'm shrinking my 10000x2000px canvas
I hope by the time I'm done with employmentslop and can sit down to actually draw posting gets fixed, utter AIDS
>>
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Wage slaving complete again. Lets reign some nights!
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>>563667984
Thanks for complimenting my wife
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gg goat
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>>563668669
you just bodied that freak well done
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gg ulcerated tree spirit, sent those freaks flying well done victory is yours.
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I think I will hack in all of the armors and play dress up for 2 hours.
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>>563668323
ty
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>Check my blocklist
>Over 300 people blocked
I think I might have a short temper
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>>563668745
>>563668881
Good Morning Sirs
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>>563666861
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>>563669000
girl
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D5 with randoms is really deflating. It doesn't feel any harder and I'm winning enough to climb but man is it boring. People dodge so fucking much I have to queue a good 4 times before a game actually fires. Then its an easy win with a haloslopper or beast claw rev being a robot.
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Is there cheese for every boss if you disallow the whole stealth into poison mist stuff?
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>>563669076
Nice girly sissy stance
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>>563669085
same
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>>563669137
I actually remember this one holy shit
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1/3.
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>>563669204
Try black flame blade on great stars with wild strikes ash of war. Use buff stacking and a wondrous to up your posture damage or negations and bulldoze everything.
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>>563669162
the boys have been playing dress up in the dark souls games since 2010, I am a girl with a boyfriend and he's always way more interested in playing dress up with the new clothes we find when we play together, I already know which three or four outfits I like and default to after all
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>>563669137
Nice girly sissy shirt
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>>563669423
thats not what i meant and i already know the answer is yes i dont even know why i asked
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>>563669405
it's way too late, i'm sleeping.
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>>563669329
why do so many people have that steam girl as profile pic
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>>563669469
I think that you have serious problems
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>>563669076
I know you. What you were.
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>>563669000
deathbed dress?
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I'm going to make another one of my mmo characters in elden ring.
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>>563669572
Every person that isn't using a standard headshot of themselves is dissociating themselves from their online persona to a degree. It isn't always about being the groomed.
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>>563669469
Nice girly sissy problems
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>>563669670
post both the mmo toon and your tarnished I wanna see
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Still 1/3, why is the queue so dead...
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>>563669627
I'm still me
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>>563663434
/dee ess jeets/ can’t be /erg/ODS stupid retard
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>>563669906
I hope revvy has a nice time on the beach
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>>563669884
I won't because of her skin tone
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>>563668549
very, very sad post
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>>563660159
I really should have killed her
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>>563670121
name the mmo
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>>563669469
Don't even breath on my exquisite fabrics, peasant.
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>>563668619
>>563668427
You’re very welcome Wylder :)
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>>563667620
Hard to believe this all belongs to malenia…
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>>563670121
depressing, she would tear up at those words, she would ask so this is what you really think of me? something just to own and be hidden away? my skin tone is disgusting to you? and from then on you will always see a little sadness around the contour of her eyes every time you try to call her cute, she will never truly believe you again and every reminder she has of her own self will forever be associated with not having been enough for you
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fc
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>>563670121
/erg/ are chocolate queen appreciators
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Rump: roasted
Jimmies: rustled
Pissing: up into my face
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1/3
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I love my Recluse
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ok I gonna qq
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>>563670571
I got time for a couple rounds before I gotta go to work
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>>563670593
I love black chicks
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dlc dokodesuka?
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>>563670531
Oh hey it's me
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>>563670531
wow powerful
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nepheli will tax your halberds
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Música do dia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_luHBNt0cc
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>>563670531
Yes because black skin is ugly and unnatural looking
>>563670593
Don't group me together with you negro loving freaks. My children will be White.
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damn I was left behind with 1/3, guess I will play later
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>>563670754
Good ones are exceedingly rare, but when they're good they're really good. Sort of like chubby asians, you know?
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Holy fuck the church in forsaken hollows is fucking shit, did they actually playtest this the amount of times I've walked into it. to then have fucking 10+ skeletons follow you in combined with the zamor warriors, night invaders and imps you literally get mobbed by close to 20 fucking enemies.
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man, not even 2/3 queue is dead as fukc
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>>563671172
pumping
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>>563671234
It's 1pm on a Wednesday. Believe it or not some people have jobs.
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finally 3/3
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>>563671172
She looks so good omg
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None of the armor colors match in this game and it pisses me off
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>>563671427
ARMOR DYE IN THE DLC, TRUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563671427
Mix and match
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mixing and matching with recluse
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>>563670634
>2 utility lines
wasn't a real 3line anyway no need to feel bad
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>>563671172
Thankfully the good ones all love bee double you see
>>563671328
Thankfully it’s my birthday and I’m off today
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>>563670634
Use it
Use the relic editor
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gg ED caligo

I guess
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gg caligo bug
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>>563671802
Defeating enemies gives ult charge +1 is literally my husband relic line. I want and need it on every build. It being the continuous HP loss hurts.
>>563671939
No...I can't give in...I'd start editing other almost perfect relics like this one
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>>563672173
>Defeating enemies gives ult charge +1
That and ult charge 3 go on everything.
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>>563670634
that's not too bad for a night of dregs build
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>>563672297
what does ult charge 3 do
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>>563671763
if ur white yes
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>>563672431
When in combat the ultimate gauge fills on its own, +3 is the fastest. It makes it so you can ult on the 1st poi as soon as you show up to it when you also have defeating enemies +1 so you can get that snowballing effect as fast as possible, then you ride the kali yuga. For night 1/2 bosses or nightlords it lets you run away around the rim and build to your ult when the other 2 party members are downed. On its own its just okay but paired with defeating enemies +1 it makes your ult extra spammable.
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>>563672698
Okay ill put the mimic tear back on
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Is poasting still broken
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>>563672529
it's over...
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How do you make bow ironeye do damage without skillslop?
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>>563673197
What colour are you?
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>>563673323
Initial standard attack 6x
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gg dark adel, my hands were so sweaty for that whole fight I have lost to him with groups of randos so many times.
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>>563637308
I do this
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i wish i were white i hatet my life so much fuck everything
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>>563641252
>>563640535
Beautiful sister wife!
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>>563673323
Poison buffs and +phys
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>>563673781
we know, devil
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>>563673806
Now this post is pretty weird
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>>563673781
we know terr
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>>563673781
What colour are you?
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>>563673886
How
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>>563673781
you're healthier and your offspring will be too, don't fall for the pasty propaganda
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>>563673418
brown
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>>563658518
Don’t post this slop here cuck
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>>563672173
Gravity magic is ass anyway, the only benefit is it allows your average spell to be better if you don't find a good one like stars/crystal/slicer
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>>563664826
they didn’t say that
>>563661116
you owe me royalties
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>>563669440
None of that is true. Weirdo.
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>>563674283
the ergistanis are pirates they just steal what us content creators™ produce
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>>563674084
What is that from?
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>>563674063
thirdie cope
>>563673781
thirdie reality and acceptance
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QUEUE
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>>563673781
we know terr
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>>563660929
>>563661116
This thread has given me a number of vocal stims at various points
"Sent that freak flying"
"You don't play the game"
"Name?"
"Even doe"
And in general I've adopted the word sissy a lot more because of how often it's thrown around here.
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>>563665413
mighty dsger
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i feel like working on my souls game doc today with absolutely no feature creep
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>>563673781
we know terr
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>>563673323
Normal damage maxing stuff every class does and poison starter. Once you poison something stop shooting it and hit something else. It'll die on its own or you dash it if it gets close and it dies. Don't waste time on things that are already 'dead.' Get your bow rotted for double speed.
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>>563673781
we know terr
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>>563661116
>>563660929
>>563674739
all these bot quotes arent funny just annoying because they're spammed by a schizo freak
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>>563673889
>>563674582
>deviljeet melty
kino
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>>563674754
The strongest /dee ess jeet/ (besides terr) (who’s also guilty of most of the things in that post) (plus more)
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very good indeed yes you destroyed that thirdie sent his freak flying ate his young and made him seethe you hit the nail squarely on the head with strike damage feeble cursed one suck my cock bring me more boss souls you bitch the sarrjeenines will cry
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>>563674947
>schizojeet delusion
kinema
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>>563674920
victory is yours
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lets get this solved in the arena bo9 sissies
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>>563675131
>self narrated dilation meltdown
cinema
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Reminder that women are smarter and better at magic than men in these games

Witch of Izalith > Seath
Rennala & Ranni > Azur & Lusat

Reminder that women are faster and better at fighting than men in these games

Malenia > Radahn
Tomoe > Isshin
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>>563675295
You hit the nail on the head very well done good sir you made the chuddies seethe
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>>563675295
Reminder that men who simp too hard in these games turn into mutant dogs
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I am a beautiful fat sissy rev
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>>563675295
all paladin fuckmeat btw
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>>563675295
Seath succeeded where the Witch blew herself up. Azur and Lusat are literal diamond Buddhas while Rennala is still a flesh and blood human.
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>>563675258
Continued post-defeat spergout
theatre
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>fat
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>>563675637
point that finger back at yourself faggot maggot thread shitter
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very good you became elden lord and defeated the thirdies and victory is yours
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>>563674364
it's all true and the whole reason for the popularity of the term fashion souls since forever ago, you are just exposing your own ignorance as part of the petty dance you do here for me, I like throwing you peanuts
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>>563675715
Oughhh fat poster mommy
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>>563675029
>>563674898
>>563675295
you won
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>>563675295
that's good because then it is accurate to the real world
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I miss her. Why doesn’t she love me back.
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i will post tarnished at an undetermined future hour!!
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>>563675972
I will see them and smile and wish for them a very happy Elden Lording
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>>563675972
I'll be waiting~
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>>563675820
Prove it (you won’t/cant) (nice melty btw)
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>>563675901
very true
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>the year is 2027
>the Tarnished edition is still delayed
>Duskbloods flopped
>Nightreign never got any more updates
>trish returns to the thread after finally getting a 100 winstreak after duoing with tinpo in randoms for a year
>posts some fat anime girl that's from a show he's never watched and brags about it
>nobody replies because all the nightreigners have left and the remaining schizos don't remember him because he never got involved in elden ring discussion about female moons or how shit the DLC was
it will pottery
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So this is how erg dies....Not with a bang, but with a whimper?
How pathetic.
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>>563675919
What did you do today to make her life a safe and happy one? Did you help her get closer to fulfilling her dreams already this week?
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>>563676097
I could start posting all my ER outfits if you want to see a real melty.
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>>563676136
Isn't streaking with randos more respectable than erg that are all solid players (mostly)
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>>563676136
>Nightreign never got any more updates
Now now hold on. We are 100% getting a second dlc. If not, at least a free content update.
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I like my fashion a lot. Posting here is too much work for too little reward.
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>>563676136
This level of rent free shouldn't be allowed. Let her go man.
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>>563676097
what are you even saying you really want to pretend like people haven't been calling it fashion souls? there's nothing to prove there but because I want to be nice here's a link to a google search results website I feel is more up your speed, here you'll find a bunch of boys discussing their many outfits and that the term fashion souls has been in use for a long time, no meltie from me anon as I am just calmly pointing out things to you

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/42p20t/why_do_people_say_fashion_souls/
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>>563676136
>the Tarnished edition is still delayed
>Duskbloods flopped
>Nightreign never got any more updates
All guaranteed to be the case btw
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Did anyone else get this nagging suspicion while playing ER that Miyazaki’s obsession with moons and femininity was a bit *too* obnoxious? He’s basically rubbing it in the player’s face that the moon > stars, similar to the erdtree displacing the sun. The entire game is about women emasculating and displacing men. In the dlc the insane npc (who is obsessed with becoming a woman) claiming that the moon “ain’t all that” is a weak piece of shit and his spell costs a lot less than the moon.

>staring at the moon takes up more brain power than looking into deep ass space
>conjuring two miniature moons takes up significantly more intelligence than conjuring a miniature universe
Bravo Miyazaki-san. I bet NASA is so proud.
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‘zuk’addy’ish’inpo’err!! elden ring general won. poopmask won. gr
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>>563676302
Have you seen the average random players relics in D5 these days? It's all cheaters
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>>563676302
Yes but that triggers memories in the autists of sitting alone at lunch during high school.
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>>563676214
do you wear the tranny horns?
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>>563676410
I meant the part about you being a girl, having a boyfriend and doing any of that stuff
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>>563676494
you're one of the funniest autists I get to observe in my many years of internet weirdo safaris I wish you many woman-hating boyfriends
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>>563676519
Not really I've seen more honest builds than ever except the occasional beastslop rev. I guess cheaters got bored since even the legit players got bored
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I play as a paladin because I am white (spainish)
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>>563676519
When I eventually get to D5 you'll see my glorious shitty relics
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>proto-spic
>White
errm who's gonna tell him bros?
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>>563676619
It’s way funnier than you think because he’s actually 100% correct about the lore being female focused and this means to be a lore expert you have to spite the lore itself to understand it properly lmao
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>>563675524
Name?
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>>563676494
Ranni is Miyazaki's OC
>found some secret moon with the help of her secret mentor and then later on did some secret magic to perform a secret ritual and then she lived in secret till our player comes along and helps her to perform more secret magic on secret beings with her ending being bloodborne (not the game)
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I can’t post Ggs
Blame flame with 6 school lines does less damage than flame of frenzy which is super sad
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im so fucking bored no games to play
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>>563675901
>>563676123
Don't reply to yourself terr
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>>563676942 (me)
Meant for >>563675172 >>563674920
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>>563676897
Flame of Frenzy gives you madness eventually though, that's its downside
You have to leave combat for one cast so you don't proc it next to an enemy, then you need to heal and star shard so the actual DPS should be comparable
You also can't bring it to Libra unless you have a death wish and it's on a purple seal so it's harder to guarantee
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>>563676494
hello? truth nuke department? you forgot to decommission one…
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If magic in elden ring is truly feminine then this makes the world a lot less interesting and a lot less cool, and a lot less respectable
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im pooping rn. why don’t you guys make this general great again
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>>563677271
too many dsg freaks and we don't have enough truth nukes to send them all flying
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>>563677389
victory is not yours
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>>563677213
Magic makes you crazier the deeper you get into it so high INT fags are loser that got their ass caught up in its bs. Look at em, either in a retarded stupor or driven insane by the paradoxical nature of magic.

Return to qualte.
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>>563677271
Nightreign rapefugees are eating our welfare and making everything worse
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>>563676569
I really don't understand your fixation on wanting that to not be true, anyways here's me and my love in front of the moon k i s s i n g
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>>563677602
omg...
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>>563677602
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>>563677602
Cute
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>>563677602
dsgtroons cant compare
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>>563677602
großmesser extremely phallic
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>>563677602
Why doesn't your boyfriend post here?
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>>563677602
INVADE XHEM NQVV!
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>>563677602
women win again
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>>563677602
I don’t “want” anything, that’s simply the case going off past trends.
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>>563678082
4/10 bit
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I want to break free
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>>563677951
he's either too cool for this place or has secretly been here all along and even I don't even know
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maybe queue if you feel like it
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>>563678390
Imagine being the chud loser gf while your chad bf is normal and plays games with you to be nice and appease your autism. Dare I say, based couple?
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gg helostor.
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>>563678197
Your concession is accepted.
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we can't queue now someone dropped a dateNVKE
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>>563678643
giwtwm
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>>563678643
I don't tell let my bf join the discord servers I'm in because they would be too weird for him and he's more of a normie.
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still can't believe they destroyed glass necklace while keeping balancers the same, they also barely touched beast claw and it's still dominant after the "nerf"
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>>563677514
this
>>563677602
you blew his asshole out here
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>>563677980
dsgtroon posts are so weird
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Why are there cuckoos on the Nokstella talisman?

I explicitly remember the lore saying cuckoo themed sorcerers see the moon as heretical??
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still can't believe they destroyed each other's genitals and made rennala watch
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>>563679419
something about night or death
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>>563679419
Why don't zoomers know how to google?
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>>563679419
They are the guys fucking about in scholar's remembrance too. If you think of the moons like eggs you can kind of see what the cuckoos are doing fucking with these moon cult people over time.
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This is the worst thread on VG
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>>563678643
yeah he rules for that honestly I love him
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>>563679051
don’t talk to yourself
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Look I'll admit bloodborne is pretty feminist but the "you can die mad about it" is so fucking annoying and obnoxious god I hate modern leftists
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>>563679419
The moon and stars were always meant to go together. Azur is an ancient Carian (his spell is literally on their ancestral sword) so it’s peak irony that the school for the longest time saw the moon as lesser to the stars when it’s more like a peer. It’s probably been an up and down with the stars and the moon. Even Sellia shuns an aspect of the moon.
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Gg
Posting is dreadful atm
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>>563677602
do you have any actual evidence this is your boyfriend and not some literal who
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>>563679718
true......
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gg fulgawd unintended all-grab challenge
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>>563679829
You look a lot like someone dying mad about it
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>>563679881
yeah he's going to put a lot of evidence inside of me
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FUCK OFF SHARTY FAGGOTS AND LET ME POST IN PEACE
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>>563679961
Kill yourself faggot ass tranny
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4cucksluttas......
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>>563680301
So that's what >fat stands for...
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is the captcha situation redeem'd? (test)
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>>563679718
>>563679907
>complains
>doesnt do anytthing to make it better
how could this happen
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>>563679829
1. It’s not
2. They all suck not just the “modern ones”
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How the fuck does "use what you get" work when you might not have the stats to use it? Or you might be overburdened.
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>>563680150
i’ll that as a no enjoy his baby spurts i guess
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I wish you could craft custom armor and weapons instead of just being a skinwalker/frankenstein of other characters.
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gg normal bug
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>>563680150
Jealous. It's been too long since my walls have been painted.
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>>563680649
The concept is to make looting a gamble, loot for something better, but risk overburdening yourself, loot to find lighter armor, but risk losing your good weapon. Keeping a pile of souls in case you need to dump into a specific stat is a safety measure if you get stuck with a weapon you cant use.
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>>563680562
Bloodborne is feminist. The theme of the game is about womanhood. Did you even play it?
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saar...the Elden Ring...
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>>563680536
I play with you NIGGERS everyday HOW am I not doing anything kys
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>>563680842
You have no choice with automatic loot from bosses and stuff.
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>>563680890
It’s about a woman being raped and impregnated by alien gods beyond anyone’s comprehension how is that feminist
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>>563632648
Elden Ring is pro-immigrant. The theme of the game is about someone from beyond the fog overthrowing the traditionalists in the Lands Between. Did you even play it?
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>>563679419
>>563679851
I’m pretty sure the Raya Lucarian sorcery sigil is possibly modified to incorporate Carian imagery, and it’s not actually what the academy’s true sigil would look like. Consider that the primeval sorceries lack sigils, and the robes of the primeval sorceries both look radically different from the academy ones. The robes the sorcerers wear are likely a Carian change, and the stone crowns are likely something they only started wearing once she lost influence, and primeval current theory came back. Maybe. The Lazuli still seem to side with Caria, so even with the return of primeval current theory it seems some will still side with the synthesis of the moon and stars, over the stars alone.

But it might not be. It might be very old. The white circle and black circle on the Raya Lucarian sigil could be pointing to the dark and full moons, during a time when the stars and moons weren’t seen as opposed. Perhaps Raya Lucaria was founded during a time when the moon wasn’t seen as lesser. But as peer.

The separation probably occurred when the Eternal civilization split apart and the academics took it as the moon’s fault. Before that point the twin cuckoos were perched on the moon.

It would be very funny if Azur (especially so if you consider him to be an ancient Carian) had nothing against the moon. Just his descendants.
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>>563680649
LilAggy has a mod that auto-equips and auto-upgrades everything he picks up to whatever the max level upgrade he has unlocked as well as lessened requirements for normal smithing stone weapons. Also stat requirements are eliminated for everything. Let's be real, that would be the only fun way to play this. Can you imagine having to plink a boss down 2H'ing a shield you don't meet the reqs for or re-up from +0 every time?
The purpose of a system is what it does.
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cuck·oo
2.
informal
a person who is very irrational or out of touch with reality.

It's funny how mages are just calling everyone retarded
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>>563681612
k
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>>563681093
Art is meant to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. Do you think they should've shown a female hunter with her biceps out going "We can do it!"? Arianna and queen Yharnam being raped is a critique on what real women go through. Unwarranted pregnancy is shown as fucked body horror to further exemplify the pain of womanhood, to let the player know just how invasive and traumatic it is. The Great Ones use women's wombs as a resource for fuck's sake, I don't think it gets more critiquing than that.
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>>563681612
they are cucks
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>>563681762
milo zaki most kikeraped goyslave award
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>>563681612
Cuckoo is a type of bird and they're where we get the word cuckold from. The mages are calling the Cuckoo Knights cucks and parasites.
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Type B
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>>563681917
terr has lost xher spot at the podium...
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>>563682145
I just call them women
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>>563681762
So true xister you are truly the most media literate feminist warrior in the world…
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i'm the red jelly from bloodborne
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gg giga goat, feels like its been weeks since ive seen him
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fc?
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>Connection error when posting
I am at my fucking limit
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>>563681321
>>563681127
>>563681093
wgat
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can I be the bastard of loran?
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>>563682412
for free
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>>563681762
It’s literally just rape dude yeah it’s horrific but there’s nothing going “look at what women have to go through this is so sad” at the end of the day they were just unfortunate victims in a shitty situation no different from most people in Yharnham if anything the GOOs are even victims themselves since we have a quote from. Miyazaki this is just them being desperate to reproduce due to the natural cycle of societies that become too advanced
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>>563682407
they called it "maintenance" btw
most likely, we're being hacked by China
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When are the men going to post more penis pics/videos?
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im playing game
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Why do people think Comet Azur and Stars of Ruin aren’t older than their respective conspectuses when this is precisely how primeval sorcery works?

Founding Rain of Stars predates all other known spells unless you assume Metyr landed before “that great rupture in the sky”, which was obviously referring to Founding Rain of Stars.

Remember when people thought nothing was older than the Beast? And then they throw us Metyr in the DLC? Clearly the Ring is younger than the planet. Clearly the Ring is younger than stardust/physics. The Ring is clearly younger than the Fingers. It IS a star. Glintstone obviously predates runes, if runes are formed from starry matter. Life can form even in inorganic forms, which is the entire point of the ‘wisdom of stone’ - the study of the life within Glintstone, but also how that residual vitality could manifest as inorganic cogitation. Spells as they are behave like living life forms. Like flies to a hot lamp. See Eternal Darkness.
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never, mine is small
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>>563682564
Said maintenance's over yesterday, what does that make this embarrassment?
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>>563682576
women only want one thing
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save one for the cat
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>>563681762
so heccin' valid xister
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>>563682627
...what
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>>563682564
>china
that's a funny way to spell palantir
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>>563667850
One down, thanks for participating
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>>563682384
Im going to play one or two nightreigns first and then I'll camp in queue and hopefully it's at 2/4 by then
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>>563682685
please use your brain!
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>>563682627
They forgot what the word primeval means (it means old as fuck). They share the same head wraps and the same third eye amulet (made of verdigris it would seem, which just points to them being ancient like the giants) over their foreheads; this implies they were placed on similar/shared pedestals before their “exile” and no one thought to change their clothes or their head wraps for the longest time. Both of their robes share the same primeval patterns and they’re both falling apart (Azur’s looks a lot more worn and torn as the older of the two). I really think they were petrified before their “expulsion”. You can’t even say they can’t move when their concept artwork has them standing upright just fine, and the crystallians can move perfectly fine.
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>>563682825
¡¡¡gem!!!
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>>563682825
holy dsgem
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>>563682825
soul....
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Raya Lucaria was once connected to the Eternal civilization you fucking morons.

The academy is the ONE thing that didn’t sink. Everywhere else is sunken into dirt.
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>>563682825
excellent work anon, thank you for blessing the thread with your art
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>>563682825
Was the body hair really necessary you huge faggot
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>>563682987
>>563683120
do either one of you have that dsg image of everyone in the fc wearing the sniffing helmet but nox guy
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>>563683515
Shaved is more gay though?
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>>563682825
blessed snoofer, great job anon
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>>563683515
yeah, it's a sign on manliness
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Reminder that ER is an unfinished game

>sleep/st trina quest
removed
>kalé quest
removed
>silver tear (asimi) quest
removed
>vyke quest
removed
>yura cut dialogue / quest changes
>redeemer quest
removed
>bernahl quest
removed
>mohg covenant
removed
>omen killer quest
removed
>limgrave quest with nepheli loux, kenneth height and gostoc was scaled down
>miquella/malenia questlines are unfinished
>boss fight + cutscenes in divine towers
removed
>cataclysm mechanics
removed
>crater in radahn's arena
removed
>deeproot depths snowfield astel's arena
removed
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>>563683629
yeag
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>>563683515
low t bros...
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>>563682825
Boyfriend/husband material
/would get raped by
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>>563684024
why is nox like this
>>
is posting fixed now
>>563682825
so strong and beautiful
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>>563682514
>It’s literally just rape dude
least edgy wyldtard
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>>563684084
will*
:)
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dsg's comeback is here and its making the ergyogurts quake in their boots
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>>563684158
>is posting fixed now
errrrr not really
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>post succesful
wtf? are we redeemed?
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>>563684024
thank you scary dsgcreepy monster under the bed
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>>563684319
our finest indian coders fixed website
we think like a brilliant
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1/3 for 3 hours
>>
Sniff snoff
Sniffle snoffle
I’m snooooooffing
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>samefag your schizoslop 24/7
>s-see guys dsg is so b-back........ >_< terrjeeta sama!!!!
>>
Sniff helmet is unironically cute
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>>563682825
>>563684084
This this THIS! Need.
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You aren’t masculine if you put on the snoof helmet sorry
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>>563684282
*sleeps*
>>
You hear heavy snoofs
They are getting closer
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even doe terr wonner- ougghhhh im so full *slaps my big fat belly and burps*
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so this is the new era of erg, impressionable little fishies who flow wherever with the currents of whatever
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are type Bs wearing deathbed dress masculine?
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>fat
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I need a man to wear a helmet only while plapping me. Sisters, what is the sexiest helmet in Elden Ring?
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A general... should be left well alone.
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>>563685230
not at all
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oh my Wylder
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>>563685705
When their huge ass cheeks smash the report button, the bell tolls...
Unearthing the local jannitors from their graves...
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>Try deflection mod with consort Radahn
>Phase 1 is really fun
>Phase 2 falls off a cliff with the blinding lighting effects and heal tax
What an awful boss.
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>>563684198
What the fuck are you talking about you threadshitting schizophrenic
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>>563685613
thats obvious
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>>563683629
>>563684024
>>563684271
>>563684343
>im a raped /dee ess jeet/ threadshitter and these are my posts
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>>563684539
>>563686475
Hit the nail on the head and ass raped him ROUGH expert work nicely done
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>>563686475
>>563686473
>>563686495
victory is yours very well done chosen undead you sent the freak flying and ht the nail squarely on the head
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>>563685148
How are you so wide and shiny, snoofer?
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Been struggling to post, Anonymous? That's a message from Bangladesh. We OWN this site. Never forget it.
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>>563686475
I *unrape* him
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>563686475
>563686495
open wide
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may the jannies forever tremble to the terror of me for I am undeletable
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>>563686495
>>563686545
i just opened my window and saw him flying right above the clouds well done that was superb
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dugin is ddosing the gen
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>>563684429
>>563684319
>>563686626
>>563686475
>>563686495
>>563686545
>>563686652
>>563686705
good posts which extracted a good laugh from me well done my happiness is yours and you can hold your head up high on this day Elden Ring
>>
who started this posting pattern
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>>563686882
you just quoted me twice amazing job I can't get any happier rn
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>>563686971
me
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>”I’ll play a game with d5 randos”
>max hp raider
>neither have night invaders
>wylder is 3 barred (technically 4) vs the ghost in the cathedral
>regular caligo takes 16 minutes because I’m the only one doing damage
Why do people lie to me about D5 randos. It’s always quitters or this shit
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>>563686882
this tbqh
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>>563687257
When you play solo you're usually playing with a duo where their friend isn't d5
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>>563687257
>in D5
>make stupid post about retards
>but in D5
you need to realize how stupid you look.
>>
dead
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>>563687257
you upset the wyldjeeter with this one well done
>>
queue up sussies
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>>563687894
no im watching zorban
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@practice
why did you dodge balancers way back early on?
>>
trish broke me
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>>563687894
ok
>queues with randoms
>>
Lugh (pronounced Loo) was a celtic god that slayed Balor the Evil Eye, the leader of the Fomorians, a race of giants.
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>>563687964
>zorbjeet in the big 2026
ewww cringe we're all watching dotitao now lil bro
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>>563688229
I look like this
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Libra/scale-bearing merchant was obviously cut from Abyssal Woods. But what was cut from Cerulean Coast and the finger ruins?
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>>563688413
I don't know
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>>563688413
lol
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>>563687964
he's not on you liar
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>>563688413
Augur would fit in both of those areas (not finger ruins but metyr's arena, I mean)
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>>563688229
my ancestor :)
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i like how everybody is so tired of their shit that nobody gives the remnants of trish and tinpo any (You)s anymore
>>
hi
>>
What's the best executor build
>>
>>563688514
yes he is
>>
I have a rando queue -- I play it all night long
It makes me want to kill myself
I also have an erg queue -- made in some vg thread
Sounds like a vg thread in love
But when I turn up the depth
On my deep of night

I'm afraid of 3barring without you queueing with me
I'm afraid of 3barring without you queueing with me
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>>563687894
you'd cry at how bad I am
>>
me and my other teammate pointed down at a haloslopper and made them ragequit. even chink randos are starting to get tired of the halo shit
>>
>>563688229
Loo? Poo in loo? Kino…
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>>563606118
naruhodo, I understand everything now (doesn't get it at all)
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>>563687894
you'd cry at how bad I am
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"The deleted posts tell a story
Of how an Anon became a Janny.
In our home, across the board, the /erg/.
Our chuds will look back upon the archive, and recall.
The Age of the Poopdickschizo."
>>
Erdpost
>>
hey
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>>563687875
obsessed and quite possibly the raped.
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>>563688258
>wannabe VA jap woman (that doesn't look like that irl)
No.
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>>563688413
>>563688550
Abyssal woods, finger ruins, jagged peak
I can't believe some of the worst areas in fromsoft history are all in one dlc. What the fuck were they thinking
>>
trying to succ the magic juice and teammate is using a holy weapon this is basically griefing me
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>>563688089
where did she touch you
>>
Hello
>>
dead pw broken website gg
>>
Hello
>>
we back
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>>563689317
thinking?
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>>563688748
night maiden mist
>>
balkanize erg
>>
>>563690356
Why is he doing that?
>>
>>563688748
Switching to Wyldgod
>>
they trembled
>>
Don't do the point down emote, telling me to sit is too lewd...
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>>563689489
my heart
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>>563690743
eeeeerm.....
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>>563690743
sitting sideways?
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>>563690545
he's happy he can finally post on his basket weaving forum again
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3AvtwuNrwI
MAGES are so FUN
>>
favorite game?
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>>563691185
True, but for how long...
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>>563691176
Yes, I have to do it every time someone points down...
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>>563691185
that you?
>>
>>563691271
did YOU make THIS?
>>
>>563691293
FIFA 18
>>
>>563691293
Half-Life 2, actually
>>
>>563691351
good girl
>>
curved greatswords are so fucking ass
>>
>>563691469
yay
>>
>queue randos while erg is down
>non chinks, actual decent run
I'm noticing.
>>
>>563691176
is this considered a lewd gesture?
>>563691293
chrono cross
>>
>>563691293
Elden Ring Nightreign
>>
>>563691629
Sitting sideways is definitely a lewd gesture. It's good girl slut core.
>>
how do you beat the balancer
>>
>>563691763
No it's not?
>>
>>563691831
*points down at u*
>>
>>563691882
Kill yourself
>>
mom erg is being weird again
>>
>>563691793
ed or normal
>>
>>563691831
>Use sitting sideways
>Get called beautiful
It sparks something primal in them
>>
>>563692263
post your tarnished
>>
I will be the next ungbal
lol
>>
I want to die
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>>563692772
then kill yourself
>>
>>563692772
become ungbal 2
>>
>>563692772
Don't kill yourself :)
>>
>>563692772
same bro frfr ong
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>>563688089
we know terr
>>563689282
true
>>
que
>>
>>563692029
just don't reply to them sweetie
>>
>>563691351
How long have you been on HRT?
>>
gg cumsters
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I understand that there are temporary outages of Cloudflare services in India, where 4chan is undoubtably hosted. I hope Hirohitomoot fixes his shit by tomorrow, but I'm going to bed. Goodnight, ergentininans
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>>563691453
Even though the first was better
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>>563694039
I redeem 7
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>>563694039
6 and 7 are obviously the best choices
>>
>>563694039
6 obviously someone has to protect Blaidd from whores
>>
>>563694039
6
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>>563692772
why?
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>>563694039
2 so i can sleep.
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>>563694094
Even though he asked what's my favorite and not which one i think is the best
I appreciate the first Half-Life for what it is, but source engine aesthetic and how HL2 utilizes its inherent strengths and limitations in particular are what I love the most. I still think the general look of graphics and art design in HL2 aged like fine wine compared to RTX DLSS 4K nVidia Hairworks KGB HRT BPD RGB shit devs produce today
>>563694039
3, I get to kick at Patches's seat from the back like a retarded toddler and make him mad as fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>563694039
Sitting at 1, the worst you might get is a little chilly. Ranni seems very introverted
2 might be cool, pope turtle would be a nice guy to sit next to
3 Might be awkward as fuck
4 you get to see patches setting up the bomb and maybe boggart shares some of his seafood if youre chill
5 Seems like your average airplane ride
6 Would smell like dog but hes a pretty chill guy so I can ignore it, and Fia would probably just ask to hold you the entire time
7 Would be those two having a woman argument the entire time
8 Would be kinda cool with Gideon sharing esoteric knowledge. And if yout hit it off with the mimic neither of you would be virgins
9 Would probably give you aids but she might have a spare needle to shank yourself with
10 Could be cool with Moore but the dung eater would make me afraid of going to the bathroom by myself
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>>563694442
I hate myself
>>
>>563694039
True
>>563684429
>>563684319
So much for Indian coding…
>>
is there a reason why there is so much banished knight gear at the roundtable hold?
>>
>>563692102
normal
>>
>>563694924
it looks nice and knighty? I doubt anyone really cared
>>
the dreglord is dsg
>>
I bet Marika is a fucking psycho in bed.
>>
>>563694549
>Sitting at 1, the worst you might get is a little chilly.
You also have Mohg in front of you casting nihil and other shit and grazing you with the hitbox every time. Not to mention the smell
>2 might be cool, pope turtle would be a nice guy to sit next to
Good gossip, true, but aisle seats fucking suck
>3 Might be awkward as fuck
That + Patches would be a loud nuisance for most of the flight, and Boggart will start pulling out smelly gourmet meals out his ass every hour or so
>4 you get to see patches setting up the bomb and maybe boggart shares some of his seafood if youre chill
Also get robbed blind, poisoned, possibly fingered, and aisle seats suck
>5 Seems like your average airplane ride
Hewg mutters a lot, there's probably not enough legspace at the end of the row, and now Patches is behind you giving him good field control over your flight experience

Cont'd
>>
>>563694549
>>563695582
>6 Would smell like dog but hes a pretty chill guy so I can ignore it, and Fia would probably just ask to hold you the entire time
Let's be real, Fia probably smells no better..
>7 Would be those two having a woman argument the entire time
I haaaate aisle seats
>8 Would be kinda cool with Gideon sharing esoteric knowledge. And if yout hit it off with the mimic neither of you would be virgins
Hopefully Gideon's advanced age makes him doze off, but then as you try to relax and gaze into the window, you find the mimic is fighting you to do the same. Good sex potential indeed, however
>9 Would probably give you aids but she might have a spare needle to shank yourself with
>two rotussies and The dung eater in this close proximity
THE SMELL
>10 Could be cool with Moore but the dung eater would make me afraid of going to the bathroom by myself
What the fuck is Moore even doing there?

IMO the correct option is the captain's seat. Then do a barrel roll into the Erdtree
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>>563695762
>What the fuck is Moore even doing there?
He lost his brood, give him a break.
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>>563695470
I want her to crush my pelvis
>>
>>563695470
>>563695881
Ryanreos' blender model is not canon Marika btw
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>>563695962
Ryanreos?
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>>563695048
what are you struggling with
>>
>>563696050
The guy who modeled coomer Marika
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>>563694623
you're wrong to think about yourself that way and it actively prevents you from bettering yourself, I care about you and every time I see your posts I feel relief that you can still post
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>>563695962
Didn't say it was
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>>563695962
I don't give a shit
>>
>>563696434
I need a gf with a tattoo like that
>>
>>563696087
i beat him he is gay though do you just roll when he blows up the arena
>>
>>563696242
please stop with your fake sympathy
>>
>>563696797
it's not fake
>>
>>563696797
>>563696819
>Miquella and the Tarnished speak
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>>563696434
stroking
>>
>>563696819
you know nothing about me. maybe it's better if I die
>>
>>563696645
lock on to the main girl and you can just block it with any weapon since it's purely physical
>>
>>563696915
it's "pumping"
>>
>>563696963
do you let people know anything about you?
>>
>>563697028
What about fapping?
>>
>>563696434
>>563696478
American Marika named Amarika and she has a glowing McDonald's golden arches womb tattoo
>>
>>563696797
stop with the off topic attention seeking
>>
>>563697159
And 200lb
>>
>>563697073
sounds acceptable
>>
>>563694623
What are you currently doing to improve yourself so you hate yourself less?
>>
>>563697279
And then she asks for nuggets after you get together
>>
>>563697279
All boob weight
>>
ds2 ng+ is done
>>
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Baby version of boss
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Baby version of boss
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
""""""""""""D5""""""""""""""
>>
>>563697597
good job cutie
>>
>>563697597
post stats screen
>>
>>563697159
someone needs to draw this
>>
>>563697615
This but
>SSBalancer
>SSBalancer
>Balancer
>SSBalancer
>Dreglord
>SSBalancer
>Adel forma de ordinario
>SSBalancer
>SSBalancer
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>>563697073
>>563697028
>>563696915
It’s “kys”
>>
>>563697740
wait i want to go fight lud and zallen.
>>
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>>563697615
dreglord?
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>>563696963
it's time to order fast food to your house
>>
>>563697832
you seem upset
>>
>>563695962
For all intents and purposes it might as well be at this point lol
>>
>>563697881
Bro, your timezone....
>>
>>563697850
Summon me
>>
>>563697159
ooh i'm lovin' it
>>
>>563697891
I already had some earlier

>>563697398
I don't want to improve myself
>>
>>563697997
what are you, a yuropoor?
>>
>>563698069
To be fair yeah kinda
>>
>>563698064
What do you want to do?
>>
>>563698064
wht did you get
>>
>>563698157
I want to fucking die, I'm sick of struggling in life
>>
>>563698383
>>563692794
>>
Ill just ignore the thread and play from now on. Too rude
>>
>>563698562
thank you
>>
Deranked back to D3 for non boring games. I'm sorry but D5 is fucking boring its almost like playing solo.
>>
>>563698383
name?
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>>563698727
*hug*
>>
>>563699168
whore
>>
>Having fun with a tough run
>
I fucking hate this dogshit game
>>
>>563698828
D3 is more boring than d5
>>
frigid outskirts is not fun on ng+
>>
Bangladeshi general
>>
>>563699807
bitch
>>
I won my first D2 today guys. I'm moving up in the world.
>>
>>563700027
good job cutie
>>
>>563699807
>rigid outskirts is not fun
>>
Pouring bong water onto Revenant
>>
>>563699807
>frigid outskirts is not fun
yeah
>>
the type Bs are spinning too much...
>>
>>563699818
>>563698383
>>563697906
>>563699818
That’s your imagination talking
>>
>>563699818
do they call others saars there?
>>
>>563700105
Thank you baby
>>
it's okay, i beat frigid outskirts. i summoned all 3 npcs. they all fulfill various party roles. vengarl is the tank, feeva is the healer, and o'harrah does good damage.
>>
Putting St. Trinas fingers in some water so she pees herself and everyone laughs
>>
>>563701042
mmm...
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>>563701042
i don't think it works that way anon, she'd probably just get plumper.
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ng+ frigid outskirts is also where they put 2 enemy phantoms.
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>>563695962
I don't see why not. We know Marika has an absolutely huge ass and pretty good tits.
If you think a woman turned Goddess isn't going to make herself beautiful then you've never interacted with a woman before.
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>>563701309
maybe he's gay
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>>563701042
hahaha
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>>563701309
Yep its my headcannon that the ugly model they found was her as a random villager before she became Marika the goddess and then she used her godlike power to make herself pretty
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>>563701309
yessssss
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>>563701309
>>563701352
>>563701525
>>563701571
I genuinely hate the fan model because it attracted a bunch of tourist coomers. And it only appears to people with shit taste.
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>>563701813
this
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They could nerf haloslop by 50% and it would still be optimal
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oh yeah aldia is a bad boss.
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>>563701813
appeals*
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>>563701309
I'd kill her with my Star Fists combined with Cragblade. She's a retard LOL
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>>563701813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbRhgqPns8U
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I kinda wanna do another playthrough but I've beaten the game 4+ times including RL1 +3 gear only, NG+7 start, regionlocked, etc

Is there a realistic hunger/food mod? I saw one that cost runes on stamina use to simulate hunger and that was pretty cool, a TOTK style one where weapons broke after a while too
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>>563701938
>She's a retard
Elaborate
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The best nerf to halo scythe would be to make it legendary (but then everyone would switch to daggerslop)
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>>563701956
>Simpsons reference
I accept your concession.
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Oldfag here. Why does this image make incels seethe so much?
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>>563701974
1.2x game speed
enemies can only be killed with critical
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>>563701883
he's not the best

VO is great though
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>>563702010
nophono will seethe at this this isn't 2023
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>>563702010
Man, that guardian player humiliating the discord really fucked them up for life.
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>>563701974
>RL1 +3 gear only
why not do +0 at that point? either way sounds miserable
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>>563701571
>>563701525
>>563701309
It absolutely makes sense. Her being pretty would check out with her status and whatnot. Let’s be honest no one is going to pay attention to the homely model anymore.
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>>563702010
the old two-handed heavy spin attack of halberds is dumb
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>>563702159
it was fun, i had to balance bleed, frost, poison, and rot to clear most bosses and forced me to be creative
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>>563702010
halberd userfication
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>>563702173
She routinely used the mimic veil to fuck royals and birth cursed omen all over the place, it doesn't matter what she looks like when she can shapeshift to trick people into having sex with her.
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>>563702210
I've seen blackflame blade be used at RL1 +0 since the DoT does a fixed percent of the bosses health bar. I think 2% or something?
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>>563702010
Damn. This is making me realize, are halberds just better spears??
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>>563702186
>spin2win, hunters axe
>h-hi
>spin2win, halberds
>UMM HUMAN RESOURCES?
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>>563702086
yes
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>>563702394
The girl on the left is cuter though
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Setting up a wire trip in front of the Gate of Divinity so Miquella trips when he walks out of it.
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>>563702317
yeah thats how i cleared mohg

https://litter.catbox.moe/qthvyy.mp4
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>>563702450
A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE
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>>563702265
I'm not convinced that those aren't just Godwyn's offspring
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>>563702782
my sperm in recluse's womb
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>>563702837
So weird
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The Dreglord...
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>>563702558
>summons
for what is of the reasoning of this? you do not redeeming the win honorably. negative izzat on your family and you must be sacrificing a lamb to allah for the brahmins sarr
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who the fuck is the furtive pygmy
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i forgot how nice the beginning piano piece to the ending credits song is. it reminds me a little of to zanarkand, but i am most likely misremembering that song.
>>563702610
it's really an emotionally charged line, especially considering the countless ages of suffering everyone endured from the birth of humanity up until that point.
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>>563703118
me, wassup
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>>563702764
Godwyn had 2 twins, there are hundreds of omens.
>Also known as "Marika's Mischief"
The game is being tongue and cheek about it but its saying she was sleeping around.
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>>563703118
>>563703148
Haven't seen him in a long time, welcome back
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>>563703118
holy shit I forgot about that guy
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>>563703130
aldia is the only interesting character in the dark souls trilogy
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>>563703263
Erm Solaire Mcchungus is the best character okay
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>>563703184
>Godwyn had 2 twins
Huh?
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>>563703089
i was only using stuff i could acquire at that point in the game
if you wanna see me actually "beating the game" here's radahn RL2 +3 gear no summon
https://litter.catbox.moe/a4t3x6.mp4
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>>563703331
they were born unda da sea!
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>>563703352
This is pure gaming epicness
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>>563703118
someone so easily forgotten
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>>563703352
>That song
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>>563703508
who?
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>>563702837
Calm down Wylder
>>563703118
No one important
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>reddit capeshit
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oh son of a btich i forgot to do the darkdiver quest. i'll save that for next week.
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>>563703118
Zanzibart
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>>563703680
evil grandpa is disappointed in you
>>563703691
forgive me.........
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>>563703545
sorry invisible was the song just after that one :(
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>inceloid tiktok "music"
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>>563702010
The girl on the right is trish from erg
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black hole sun
won't you come
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>>563702394
My man is catching up to the 13th century.
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>>563703921
can you make me a dark souls 3 music video with black hole sun playing and you show the eclipse a lot?
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>>563703921
I'll show you my black hole sun
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>>563703921
and wash the pain from erg
black hole sun
won't you come...
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>>563703352
The video doesn’t play you FAGGOT
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should i invade in regular elden ring or seamless?
level 120-180
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>>563704003
Ask AI
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Putting St. Trina in a pot so she can come with me and Ranni
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>>563704138
Chatpgt can you please make this
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>>563703809
WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY
MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563704123
>Should I invade the same 10 laggy third world gankers sitting on Liurnia/Limpgrave all day
Or
>Should I invade the same group of noobs that die when you breathe on them
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>>563704071
It worked for me in chrome. Wouldn't play on FF at all. Who fucking knows I'm too old to be troubleshooting shit just to watch a crummy mp4
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remember when you were young?
you shone like the sun...
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>>563704141
die
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>>563704071
get off your iphone
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>>563704242
This song helped me go through the worst job period I ever had, I legitimately wanted to kill myself, dark fucking times
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>>563704235
>cutie
All is forgiven
>>563704349
No
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>>563704123
seamless is more fun in every way
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>>563704482
i saw her panties
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>>563704367
shine on you crazy diamond
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>>563704549
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>>563703352
Was Radahn always that slow?
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>See cool flying mod
>Locked behind a paywall
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gocklateo
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>>563705552
Kek what?
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>>563705685
I saw a flying mod for elden ring on the nexus. Person made an improved version but its behind a paywall. I then did exactly what the gif is doing IRL.
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so many music enthusiasts in erg
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I am St. Trina's sleepiest fan
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>Walk into DLC final boss arena
>Maxxed out ass and naked
>Secret cutscene starts
>Radahn goes "GYADD GAAAAYYYYYYUUUUMMMM SHES TARNISHED?!?!?"
>He throws Miquella down a cliff
>GOD SLAIN
>New Spirit Ashes "Promised Consort Radahn"
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>>563706028
same
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>>563705827
I doubt you look like that
>>563706028
>>563705892
Not really
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>>563686672 (me)
Meant for >>563686495
>>563686475
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>best gear run ever
>powerstancing dragon king cragblades
>team is working well together
>day two nameless king boss has his first phase killed in under 10 seconds
>server crashes
I'm gonna go kill myself. See you guys tomorrow.
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>>563681127
nice Kek
>>563681321
nice head-canon
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>>563694547
Fair, I can agree with that
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>>563652781
We all do
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>>563708696
Cute but Dravidian
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Leda was 100% going to rape miquella
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>>563709984
Excuse you. I'm as white as revenant.

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