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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-pat ch-notes-version-1032
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide
>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGO j7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6T k4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW
>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>563558097
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Augur augur augur augur
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I like Nightreign
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>thread shitter got buck broken so hard xhe replied twice in sheer frustration
Kino.
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Lovely wyldsluts <3
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>>563633749
You excavated his anal cavity so damn hard not only did he have to bust out the schizo accusations in a cross thread melty to try to save face he also inadvertently confirmed both posts were his and you were spot on with your rape, needless to say he is The Conquered and you are without a doubt The Conquerors in this exchange. Nicely done.
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>>563634267
I'd play guardian if they were sexy like undertaker or futarev
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRgyggAsta4
What are our expectations for the Bloodborne movie, sisters?
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>>563634916
Nothing
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>>563634981
But I like women (they don't have to be completely human).
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>>563635201
>samefag dilation hours has started
As predicted.
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>>563634916
I don't know how they're going to make a good movie that also captures the essence of bloodborne. I think most movie audiences would not be interested in seeing the main character die to Kos, or some say Kosm, 27 times before they win. But if they skip all the failing to make a good movie then it's not bloodborne.
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>>563635330 (me)
Meant for >>563634602
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>>563635639
I hope it's not that. I'd be satisfied if the main character has to die and try again at least 5 times during the movie. I'd be very satisfied if they also have some obvious hype set-up for a boss only for the main character to get their shit rocked. If they just ignore the respawning and constant failure then it's a bad movie.
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>>563635640
>newjeet can't read
Like clockwork.
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>>563635709
I don't expect it to be the actual player character and areas from the game. I wouldn't want that either. Telling the story of a different hunter would be just fine but they do have to die a lot for me to be happy. It is a movie game so if it's a 6/10 it's stellar.
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Bruh.
We still lost though, he couldn't r1 mash through ed balancers
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>>563636140
>all that shit for pretty average realistic damage a no-relic build can do
el-maoooooooooooooooo
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Meant for this retard >>563634094
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Thank you for your tarnished fellas, completely fucking derailed myself when it came to the hermit gnome. I now sleep.
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I'm not saying you can't learn from playing Depth 1 early. I'm saying that the Depths has a tangible point system, and you're causing people to lose points due to your inexperience. It's selfish of you to gamble other people's points away so recklessly. It's about having respect for others.
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>>563637805
God damn that's a million times better and high effort than I thought it'd be, that's fucking sick. I will cherish this forever!!
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I'll post when I'm D3 too.
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Thanks bros, drawing fantasy guys beats the shit out of making jira tasks, remember billions must try
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>>563637973
Don't you only start losing points for losses in D3? D1 and D2 you just have to keep playing more.
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Based art
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>>563639464
Holy shit me too!
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>>563639728
>Don't you only start losing points for losses in D3? D1 and D2 you just have to keep playing more.
I suppose that's the case. I forgot about that. Still. Losing means their team is unable to gain points.
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>>563639464
I really like it too I'm even playing it right now!
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Just matched with somebody who went down several times in the overworld and didn't seem to get a timer is this a common bug or was this faggot cheating
Pic related
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>>563639440
No, also don’t bother two-handing a katana, it’s not worth it. The one-handed moveset is very fast, and the R2 has excellent reach. Two-handing is only really useful when fighting Night Cavalry, where you can cheese them with a running R1 attack, which has the longest range of any Nightfarer unique moveset.
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I just discovered that Ironeye has a sweet spot in the timing of his charge attack, where he does a tiny bit more damage. You have to hold almost for the full duration of the bow string sound, but not fully. In the training ground I'm doing 222 damage to a dummy at full charge. But doing 231 when releasing at the sweet spot.
>>563640662
Yes. The site is probably still recovering from whatever broke it yesterday.
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Balancers, Balancer, Balancers.
Anyone want to queue up and fight balancers with me?
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Can you work with a generic waifu character, I'd like to see what you can do, she has star fist and iirc she had solitude greaves, this is an old screenshot
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>>563641361
Yea it's good. All the colossal swords are good. The thing I don't like about it is that you can't change the ash of war. If you want a colossal sword that you can change the ash of war Zweihander is an easy purchase a short walk west of where the Grafted Greatsword is.
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>>563637805
Normally our drawfaggotry game is pretty lacking but these are fairly solid. Nice job.
>>563639897
Wyldwife
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Can I post now? I've been trying to say that I might quite Nightreign for good. The last game was so bad for me, that I'm utterly demoralized. It's like my skills are regressing. I think I've reached my skill limit. I'll never get better. I can only go down from here, and down I'm going. One can only take so many blows to their pride, before is shatters. Hell, my pride is pummeled into dust.
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>>563643290
ok cool
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>>563643290
I've been there, quit the game to detox but then came back after 2-3 weeks, it's just too addicting
I learned to accept my skill level, thankfully this game lets you work around it via the relic system
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Queueing for 15-20 mins desu
1/3
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you sure queue at the wrong time
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there are girls in erg
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>>563649738
https://www.twitch.tv/manta
This is how all Mantachuds play.
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>>563652710
The queue is dead on a Wednesday midday? You don't say.
>>563652845
I won that fight, actually.
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Is beating Malenia still considered impressive? She been solved™ for years, it only took me 4 or 5 attempts on my RL1 save even though I hadn’t fought he in forever and I'm super bad at delay input ring.
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as you can see her tracking is giga nerfed in multiplayer
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I am once more at Promised Consort and still cannot figure out what the fuck their intention was here. Shit invalidates most builds. Gaius is almost as bad. Every other boss has some weakness or counterplay that's easy to figure out.
>Malenia is passive and staggers easily, is bullied by heavy weapon skills and many spells
>Mohg is beefy and hits hard but is slow and readable
>Messmer and Rellana, Godfrey and Radagon all have reasonable movesets and openings
>Bayle, Placidusax, Metyr, Elden Beast etc can all be maneuvered around
Sissydahn is large and fast, can reposition instantly and deals damage in all directions all the time.
I even went and multiplied Ansbach and Thiollier's HP to try and make the fight resemble Caelid Radahn's battle and give it some semblance of soul, but goddamn man.
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>HE MADE TRISH FINALLY LEAVE THIS PLACE IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE CIA AGENT. AND IN THIS HOUSE PRACTICE IS A HERO!
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>Defeated schizobabble ensues
Pottery
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>>563657968
>once
it's likely that the duo fags had been tonguethroating each other in every game they were in and practice finally snapped after his 10th game of the day of them ignoring him
the duofags were literally saying they weren't problematic one thread before they got griefed for being problematic, can't trust them for beans
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gg madman
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Fuck you
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>>563658329
What its like to play with duoqueers
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>>563658329
>>563658518
Why do threadshitters always project their gayness
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Wake up, stupid.
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good morning erg!!
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I like the guy from yesterday that pretended to be new with undertaker to grief the thread after we spent the last 2 days talking about her being kind of shitty. Its like we can program them into doing little performative acts for us.
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>>563664327
Abyss duo, venomousnemesis, roxy who actually came back, miquellafaithful, nezuk, pivvot
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They didn't grief except trish I guess but none of them were remotely as bad as the ones I listed
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>>563664709
If anons discuss a topic one of our thread monkeys will roleplay as that topic for our amusement. In this case anons were discussing how UT is kind of weak as a character. The next day a guy shows up and does every single thing we discussed earlier in hours of blogposting.
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>>563664848
>gr***
pretended to suck dick on video award
still lives with his parents award
most retarded tranny award
ugliest faggot award
chopped off their own dick award
jerks off to racemixing award
shittiest net award
lost every major football event award
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GG Balancer. I still don't understand how staggering them works. Sometimes they get staggered to tiny hit other time they have massive HA and then I get jumped from off screen.forgot screenshot
Also I didn't knew how to jump to top from bottom so I was too late, sorry.
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>>563665706
They only truly posture break when they try to do their parry deflect and you hammer thru it with an r2. The faux posture break you are seeing is another balancer dying and the living ones drop to their knee for a second. The faux posture break can't be critical'd they'll just take a hit for 6 damage or whatever in that window.
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>>563666203
Last mention of trannies were these 2
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gg bugs
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Give me another tarnished to drawI saw someone posted their waifu char when I woke up but by the time I came back the post was deleted
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I don’t think I’ve ever lost to gargoyle. Then again I typically play as executor or recluse vs who kinda counter it. Nights cav and death knights are the hardest night one. Smelter and freyja are the worst night ones
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>>563666861
can you draw me in the milady wing stance pose
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>>563666861
sure
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The site literally died because of it so no
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GG Greg.
Giantsflame Thee is a crime against melees.
>>563665937
I am not talking about posture break for crit but them staggering on hit from any attack. Do they have hidden cooldown? They can only be staggered once by any attack, even a dagger followed by 10s of nothing no matter how hard your CR2 hits?
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>>563665698
That fight is too inconsistent not to take it.
>>563667570
>intentionally ugly fashion
good shitpost
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>>563666861
>I saw someone posted their waifu char when I woke up but by the time I came back the post was deleted
Don't you mean this >>563641290
Please don't tell me I'm insane and I'm the only person that can see that post somehow https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/563632648/#563641290
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>>563668323
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>Check my blocklist
>Over 300 people blocked
I think I might have a short temper
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Good Morning Sirs
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D5 with randoms is really deflating. It doesn't feel any harder and I'm winning enough to climb but man is it boring. People dodge so fucking much I have to queue a good 4 times before a game actually fires. Then its an easy win with a haloslopper or beast claw rev being a robot.
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>>563669085
same
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>>563669162
the boys have been playing dress up in the dark souls games since 2010, I am a girl with a boyfriend and he's always way more interested in playing dress up with the new clothes we find when we play together, I already know which three or four outfits I like and default to after all
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Still 1/3, why is the queue so dead...
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>>563669627
I'm still me
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>>563668427
You’re very welcome Wylder :)
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>>563670121
depressing, she would tear up at those words, she would ask so this is what you really think of me? something just to own and be hidden away? my skin tone is disgusting to you? and from then on you will always see a little sadness around the contour of her eyes every time you try to call her cute, she will never truly believe you again and every reminder she has of her own self will forever be associated with not having been enough for you
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>>563670121
/erg/ are chocolate queen appreciators
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Rump: roasted
Jimmies: rustled
Pissing: up into my face
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>>563670531
Yes because black skin is ugly and unnatural looking
>>563670593
Don't group me together with you negro loving freaks. My children will be White.
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>>563670754
Good ones are exceedingly rare, but when they're good they're really good. Sort of like chubby asians, you know?
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Holy fuck the church in forsaken hollows is fucking shit, did they actually playtest this the amount of times I've walked into it. to then have fucking 10+ skeletons follow you in combined with the zamor warriors, night invaders and imps you literally get mobbed by close to 20 fucking enemies.
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>>563671172
Thankfully the good ones all love bee double you see
>>563671328
Thankfully it’s my birthday and I’m off today
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>>563670634
Use it
Use the relic editor
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>>563671802
Defeating enemies gives ult charge +1 is literally my husband relic line. I want and need it on every build. It being the continuous HP loss hurts.
>>563671939
No...I can't give in...I'd start editing other almost perfect relics like this one
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>>563672431
When in combat the ultimate gauge fills on its own, +3 is the fastest. It makes it so you can ult on the 1st poi as soon as you show up to it when you also have defeating enemies +1 so you can get that snowballing effect as fast as possible, then you ride the kali yuga. For night 1/2 bosses or nightlords it lets you run away around the rim and build to your ult when the other 2 party members are downed. On its own its just okay but paired with defeating enemies +1 it makes your ult extra spammable.
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Is poasting still broken
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Beautiful sister wife!
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>>563664826
they didn’t say that
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you owe me royalties
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>>563674063
thirdie cope
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thirdie reality and acceptance
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>>563661116
This thread has given me a number of vocal stims at various points
"Sent that freak flying"
"You don't play the game"
"Name?"
"Even doe"
And in general I've adopted the word sissy a lot more because of how often it's thrown around here.
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>>563673323
Normal damage maxing stuff every class does and poison starter. Once you poison something stop shooting it and hit something else. It'll die on its own or you dash it if it gets close and it dies. Don't waste time on things that are already 'dead.' Get your bow rotted for double speed.
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>>563674739
all these bot quotes arent funny just annoying because they're spammed by a schizo freak
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>>563674582
>deviljeet melty
kino
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very good indeed yes you destroyed that thirdie sent his freak flying ate his young and made him seethe you hit the nail squarely on the head with strike damage feeble cursed one suck my cock bring me more boss souls you bitch the sarrjeenines will cry
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Reminder that women are smarter and better at magic than men in these games
Witch of Izalith > Seath
Rennala & Ranni > Azur & Lusat
Reminder that women are faster and better at fighting than men in these games
Malenia > Radahn
Tomoe > Isshin
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>fat
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>>563674364
it's all true and the whole reason for the popularity of the term fashion souls since forever ago, you are just exposing your own ignorance as part of the petty dance you do here for me, I like throwing you peanuts
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>the year is 2027
>the Tarnished edition is still delayed
>Duskbloods flopped
>Nightreign never got any more updates
>trish returns to the thread after finally getting a 100 winstreak after duoing with tinpo in randoms for a year
>posts some fat anime girl that's from a show he's never watched and brags about it
>nobody replies because all the nightreigners have left and the remaining schizos don't remember him because he never got involved in elden ring discussion about female moons or how shit the DLC was
it will pottery
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So this is how erg dies....Not with a bang, but with a whimper?
How pathetic.
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what are you even saying you really want to pretend like people haven't been calling it fashion souls? there's nothing to prove there but because I want to be nice here's a link to a google search results website I feel is more up your speed, here you'll find a bunch of boys discussing their many outfits and that the term fashion souls has been in use for a long time, no meltie from me anon as I am just calmly pointing out things to you
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/42p20t/why_do_people_say_ fashion_souls/
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Did anyone else get this nagging suspicion while playing ER that Miyazaki’s obsession with moons and femininity was a bit *too* obnoxious? He’s basically rubbing it in the player’s face that the moon > stars, similar to the erdtree displacing the sun. The entire game is about women emasculating and displacing men. In the dlc the insane npc (who is obsessed with becoming a woman) claiming that the moon “ain’t all that” is a weak piece of shit and his spell costs a lot less than the moon.
>staring at the moon takes up more brain power than looking into deep ass space
>conjuring two miniature moons takes up significantly more intelligence than conjuring a miniature universe
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>>563676519
When I eventually get to D5 you'll see my glorious shitty relics
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It’s way funnier than you think because he’s actually 100% correct about the lore being female focused and this means to be a lore expert you have to spite the lore itself to understand it properly lmao
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>>563676494
Ranni is Miyazaki's OC
>found some secret moon with the help of her secret mentor and then later on did some secret magic to perform a secret ritual and then she lived in secret till our player comes along and helps her to perform more secret magic on secret beings with her ending being bloodborne (not the game)
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Flame of Frenzy gives you madness eventually though, that's its downside
You have to leave combat for one cast so you don't proc it next to an enemy, then you need to heal and star shard so the actual DPS should be comparable
You also can't bring it to Libra unless you have a death wish and it's on a purple seal so it's harder to guarantee
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Magic makes you crazier the deeper you get into it so high INT fags are loser that got their ass caught up in its bs. Look at em, either in a retarded stupor or driven insane by the paradoxical nature of magic.
Return to qualte.
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I really don't understand your fixation on wanting that to not be true, anyways here's me and my love in front of the moon k i s s i n g
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>>563679419
The moon and stars were always meant to go together. Azur is an ancient Carian (his spell is literally on their ancestral sword) so it’s peak irony that the school for the longest time saw the moon as lesser to the stars when it’s more like a peer. It’s probably been an up and down with the stars and the moon. Even Sellia shuns an aspect of the moon.
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>complains
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>>563680649
The concept is to make looting a gamble, loot for something better, but risk overburdening yourself, loot to find lighter armor, but risk losing your good weapon. Keeping a pile of souls in case you need to dump into a specific stat is a safety measure if you get stuck with a weapon you cant use.
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I’m pretty sure the Raya Lucarian sorcery sigil is possibly modified to incorporate Carian imagery, and it’s not actually what the academy’s true sigil would look like. Consider that the primeval sorceries lack sigils, and the robes of the primeval sorceries both look radically different from the academy ones. The robes the sorcerers wear are likely a Carian change, and the stone crowns are likely something they only started wearing once she lost influence, and primeval current theory came back. Maybe. The Lazuli still seem to side with Caria, so even with the return of primeval current theory it seems some will still side with the synthesis of the moon and stars, over the stars alone.
But it might not be. It might be very old. The white circle and black circle on the Raya Lucarian sigil could be pointing to the dark and full moons, during a time when the stars and moons weren’t seen as opposed. Perhaps Raya Lucaria was founded during a time when the moon wasn’t seen as lesser. But as peer.
The separation probably occurred when the Eternal civilization split apart and the academics took it as the moon’s fault. Before that point the twin cuckoos were perched on the moon.
It would be very funny if Azur (especially so if you consider him to be an ancient Carian) had nothing against the moon. Just his descendants.
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LilAggy has a mod that auto-equips and auto-upgrades everything he picks up to whatever the max level upgrade he has unlocked as well as lessened requirements for normal smithing stone weapons. Also stat requirements are eliminated for everything. Let's be real, that would be the only fun way to play this. Can you imagine having to plink a boss down 2H'ing a shield you don't meet the reqs for or re-up from +0 every time?
The purpose of a system is what it does.
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Art is meant to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. Do you think they should've shown a female hunter with her biceps out going "We can do it!"? Arianna and queen Yharnam being raped is a critique on what real women go through. Unwarranted pregnancy is shown as fucked body horror to further exemplify the pain of womanhood, to let the player know just how invasive and traumatic it is. The Great Ones use women's wombs as a resource for fuck's sake, I don't think it gets more critiquing than that.
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It’s literally just rape dude yeah it’s horrific but there’s nothing going “look at what women have to go through this is so sad” at the end of the day they were just unfortunate victims in a shitty situation no different from most people in Yharnham if anything the GOOs are even victims themselves since we have a quote from. Miyazaki this is just them being desperate to reproduce due to the natural cycle of societies that become too advanced
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Why do people think Comet Azur and Stars of Ruin aren’t older than their respective conspectuses when this is precisely how primeval sorcery works?
Founding Rain of Stars predates all other known spells unless you assume Metyr landed before “that great rupture in the sky”, which was obviously referring to Founding Rain of Stars.
Remember when people thought nothing was older than the Beast? And then they throw us Metyr in the DLC? Clearly the Ring is younger than the planet. Clearly the Ring is younger than stardust/physics. The Ring is clearly younger than the Fingers. It IS a star. Glintstone obviously predates runes, if runes are formed from starry matter. Life can form even in inorganic forms, which is the entire point of the ‘wisdom of stone’ - the study of the life within Glintstone, but also how that residual vitality could manifest as inorganic cogitation. Spells as they are behave like living life forms. Like flies to a hot lamp. See Eternal Darkness.
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Said maintenance's over yesterday, what does that make this embarrassment?
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They forgot what the word primeval means (it means old as fuck). They share the same head wraps and the same third eye amulet (made of verdigris it would seem, which just points to them being ancient like the giants) over their foreheads; this implies they were placed on similar/shared pedestals before their “exile” and no one thought to change their clothes or their head wraps for the longest time. Both of their robes share the same primeval patterns and they’re both falling apart (Azur’s looks a lot more worn and torn as the older of the two). I really think they were petrified before their “expulsion”. You can’t even say they can’t move when their concept artwork has them standing upright just fine, and the crystallians can move perfectly fine.
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do either one of you have that dsg image of everyone in the fc wearing the sniffing helmet but nox guy
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Reminder that ER is an unfinished game
>sleep/st trina quest
removed
>kalé quest
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>silver tear (asimi) quest
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>vyke quest
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>yura cut dialogue / quest changes
>redeemer quest
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>bernahl quest
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>mohg covenant
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>omen killer quest
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>limgrave quest with nepheli loux, kenneth height and gostoc was scaled down
>miquella/malenia questlines are unfinished
>boss fight + cutscenes in divine towers
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>cataclysm mechanics
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>crater in radahn's arena
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>>563683629
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>im a raped /dee ess jeet/ threadshitter and these are my posts
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>>563686475
Hit the nail on the head and ass raped him ROUGH expert work nicely done
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>>563686495
victory is yours very well done chosen undead you sent the freak flying and ht the nail squarely on the head
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>563686475
>563686495
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>>563686545
i just opened my window and saw him flying right above the clouds well done that was superb
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good posts which extracted a good laugh from me well done my happiness is yours and you can hold your head up high on this day Elden Ring
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>max hp raider
>neither have night invaders
>wylder is 3 barred (technically 4) vs the ghost in the cathedral
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Lugh (pronounced Loo) was a celtic god that slayed Balor the Evil Eye, the leader of the Fomorians, a race of giants.
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I have a rando queue -- I play it all night long
It makes me want to kill myself
I also have an erg queue -- made in some vg thread
Sounds like a vg thread in love
But when I turn up the depth
On my deep of night
I'm afraid of 3barring without you queueing with me
I'm afraid of 3barring without you queueing with me
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Abyssal woods, finger ruins, jagged peak
I can't believe some of the worst areas in fromsoft history are all in one dlc. What the fuck were they thinking
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>>563690545
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>>563691185
True, but for how long...
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>>563691176
is this considered a lewd gesture?
>>563691293
chrono cross
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we know terr
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I understand that there are temporary outages of Cloudflare services in India, where 4chan is undoubtably hosted. I hope Hirohitomoot fixes his shit by tomorrow, but I'm going to bed. Goodnight, ergentininans
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>>563694094
Even though he asked what's my favorite and not which one i think is the best
I appreciate the first Half-Life for what it is, but source engine aesthetic and how HL2 utilizes its inherent strengths and limitations in particular are what I love the most. I still think the general look of graphics and art design in HL2 aged like fine wine compared to RTX DLSS 4K nVidia Hairworks KGB HRT BPD RGB shit devs produce today
>>563694039
3, I get to kick at Patches's seat from the back like a retarded toddler and make him mad as fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>563694039
Sitting at 1, the worst you might get is a little chilly. Ranni seems very introverted
2 might be cool, pope turtle would be a nice guy to sit next to
3 Might be awkward as fuck
4 you get to see patches setting up the bomb and maybe boggart shares some of his seafood if youre chill
5 Seems like your average airplane ride
6 Would smell like dog but hes a pretty chill guy so I can ignore it, and Fia would probably just ask to hold you the entire time
7 Would be those two having a woman argument the entire time
8 Would be kinda cool with Gideon sharing esoteric knowledge. And if yout hit it off with the mimic neither of you would be virgins
9 Would probably give you aids but she might have a spare needle to shank yourself with
10 Could be cool with Moore but the dung eater would make me afraid of going to the bathroom by myself
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>>563684319
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>Sitting at 1, the worst you might get is a little chilly.
You also have Mohg in front of you casting nihil and other shit and grazing you with the hitbox every time. Not to mention the smell
>2 might be cool, pope turtle would be a nice guy to sit next to
Good gossip, true, but aisle seats fucking suck
>3 Might be awkward as fuck
That + Patches would be a loud nuisance for most of the flight, and Boggart will start pulling out smelly gourmet meals out his ass every hour or so
>4 you get to see patches setting up the bomb and maybe boggart shares some of his seafood if youre chill
Also get robbed blind, poisoned, possibly fingered, and aisle seats suck
>5 Seems like your average airplane ride
Hewg mutters a lot, there's probably not enough legspace at the end of the row, and now Patches is behind you giving him good field control over your flight experience
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>6 Would smell like dog but hes a pretty chill guy so I can ignore it, and Fia would probably just ask to hold you the entire time
Let's be real, Fia probably smells no better..
>7 Would be those two having a woman argument the entire time
I haaaate aisle seats
>8 Would be kinda cool with Gideon sharing esoteric knowledge. And if yout hit it off with the mimic neither of you would be virgins
Hopefully Gideon's advanced age makes him doze off, but then as you try to relax and gaze into the window, you find the mimic is fighting you to do the same. Good sex potential indeed, however
>9 Would probably give you aids but she might have a spare needle to shank yourself with
>two rotussies and The dung eater in this close proximity
THE SMELL
>10 Could be cool with Moore but the dung eater would make me afraid of going to the bathroom by myself
What the fuck is Moore even doing there?
IMO the correct option is the captain's seat. Then do a barrel roll into the Erdtree
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>Dreglord
>Dreglord
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>Dreglord
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>Dreglord
>Dreglord
>Dreglord
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I already had some earlier
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>Having fun with a tough run
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I won my first D2 today guys. I'm moving up in the world.
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>>563695962
I don't see why not. We know Marika has an absolutely huge ass and pretty good tits.
If you think a woman turned Goddess isn't going to make herself beautiful then you've never interacted with a woman before.
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I genuinely hate the fan model because it attracted a bunch of tourist coomers. And it only appears to people with shit taste.
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I kinda wanna do another playthrough but I've beaten the game 4+ times including RL1 +3 gear only, NG+7 start, regionlocked, etc
Is there a realistic hunger/food mod? I saw one that cost runes on stamina use to simulate hunger and that was pretty cool, a TOTK style one where weapons broke after a while too
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Oldfag here. Why does this image make incels seethe so much?
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yeah thats how i cleared mohg
https://litter.catbox.moe/qthvyy.mp4
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i forgot how nice the beginning piano piece to the ending credits song is. it reminds me a little of to zanarkand, but i am most likely misremembering that song.
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i was only using stuff i could acquire at that point in the game
if you wanna see me actually "beating the game" here's radahn RL2 +3 gear no summon
https://litter.catbox.moe/a4t3x6.mp4
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>>563703352
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Calm down Wylder
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It worked for me in chrome. Wouldn't play on FF at all. Who fucking knows I'm too old to be troubleshooting shit just to watch a crummy mp4
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>>563704242
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>cutie
All is forgiven
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>Radahn goes "GYADD GAAAAYYYYYYUUUUMMMM SHES TARNISHED?!?!?"
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>GOD SLAIN
>New Spirit Ashes "Promised Consort Radahn"
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>best gear run ever
>powerstancing dragon king cragblades
>team is working well together
>day two nameless king boss has his first phase killed in under 10 seconds
>server crashes
I'm gonna go kill myself. See you guys tomorrow.
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