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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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You guys know what's great about MANT? When I'm stuck in some bullshit like having to wait 1-2 hours for car maintenance shit I can pass the time with MANT.
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since we posted sorters last thread, post your uma pull plans now
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happy natie day
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You guys are fucking retarded
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Digitan LOVE
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>>563747438
Sex with Ardan
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what the fuck
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Don't go anon, just do even smarter pulls, you can cope skip Still in Love speed card
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>>563747568
This general does not have brown spics and SEAmonkeys in it. Go doompost about being f2pcucks in /bag/ or something
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>>563745785
if you're expecting to spend so much time in this game you might as well spend some dosh as well to get a better time when it comes to rolling
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Tachyon Speed or Light Hello?
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LOL
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Any cuties around?
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Which uma would fall for this man?
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>>563746708
Long TT. Also a chance for a good parent.
I don't build umas for next CMs beforehand.
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I was gonna post some cropped taiki porn but I see now this is a very risky time to do it
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>>563747985
holy fuark nioggers
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Brown hours huh?
I better take a nap
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>>563747534
only for the ones that may release this year
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>>563748341
I'll wake you up when it's gay erp time.
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I don't know, I used to pull for every uma until Ardan, then I didn't feel like pulling anymore cause I got a lot of dupes. Now I think I will wait for all-spark banner or special banners to pull for umas and focus more on MLB some cards
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You deserve to be gunned down in the street like the dog you are.
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>>563748838
not true
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I can't say no to this...
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>>563747534
There really aren't that many umas that I want
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>>563749576
>he fell for it
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>>563748837
Without love it cannot be seen desu wa.
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okay shitty's birthday is ovef
i fucking hate gold shitty
i fucking hate the way she insults her torena like it's the most natural thing in the world
dude is genuienly just trying to be nice and help her with her career goals, and this is the kind of treatment she gives him?
plus, what's the point of making the perfect blonde waifu if she isn't going to be for you?
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I think it depends on whether or not the trend continues in carats being scarcer
If Cygames is smart, they would try to at least show some sort of uptick in gibs in JP to show that they don’t intend to crash and cash grab us down the line
Otherwise, there really is no point in continuing to play
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i race my niges in niigata while eating nigiri
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>>563749980
>fuji kiseki
>non-global uma
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>>563750040
I think you expected some sort of angry reply to this post, but truth is, nobody actually likes gold shitty besides the jacking off to her part
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>>563749980
>forgotten
Brutal
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>/uma/ is pretending to hate gold city again
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Kill Nishino. Behead Nishino. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nishino's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nishino. Defecate in a Nishino food. Launch Nishino into the sun. Stir fry Nishino in a wok. Toss Nishino into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Nishino gas tank. Judo throw Nishino into a wood chipper. Twist Nishino heads off. Report Nishino to the IRS. Karate chop Nishino in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nishino. Trap Nishino in quicksand. Crush Nishino in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nishino in a vat of acid. Eat Nishino. Dissect Nishino. Exterminate Nishino in the gas chamber. Stomp Nishino skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Nishino in the oven. Lobotomize Nishino. Mandatory abortions for Nishino. Grind Nishino fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nishino in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nishino with a ray gun. Kick old Nishino down the stairs. Feed Nishino to alligators. Slice Nishino with a katana.
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>>563749829
me on the left
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>>563750516
her name is flower
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https://x.com/i/status/2044689435334443461
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Which trainees does this include again?
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>>563750452
/uma/ is pretending
it's just one ragebaiting nigger, ignore him. He's probably a falseflagging Shichifag, to be honest, nothing would make him happier than for other anons to call him a faggot and post clear, accurate defenses of Shichi's character.
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>>563751172
ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS
LITERALLY GO TO THE MASSGRAVE WEBSITE
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my wife
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>>563751153
Chiyo's greatest soldier.
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NNMD status after 1 day
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>>563751316
Your wife is cool
This is mine
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>>563751172
>activar windows
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>cafe's "best friend"
>immediately tries to cuck her
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>>563751562
Absolutely embarassing.
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this shit took forever
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>>563751149
He was Irish bred but Italian owned and mostly raced in Italy so the uma is Italian
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Terrabros
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>>563750464
I'd eat it but only if the dough was sweet and deep fried like carnival food and it's covered in cheesecake, not mozzarella.
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>>563747534
Need/will use Selectors for: Admire Groove, Marche Lorriane, Daring Tact, Rulership.
Kind of want: Logotype, Curren Bouqet'dor
That's about it.
I don't really pull for alts and I know Stego won't get an alt for another minimum of like 3 years if Jungle Pocket hasn't gotten one yet either, and I really don't roll for alts unless they REALLY appeal to me (Bakushin for example).
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>Air Messiah will never be balli-
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Gyaruma love.
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help i want bright
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>>563728231
just noticed something from this video, he actually pulls his tongue out when he pulls the rope a second time, i'm now convinced doto is a villain and no one can tell me otherwise
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somehow extremely relevant to this general
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Don't bite it anon
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Is no one else but me gonna pull for Kitasan White?
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Thoughts?
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>>563753463
I am lusting after Spe's erotic body
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Don't open.
Your world view will shatter.
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MY FUARKING HEROES
also some of those upcoming global umas are really shit dude, 2027 is gonna be a rough year. the entire bottom of my list was umas indistinguishable from mobs or genshin characters
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>>563750452
We don't support the race traitor
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>>563754382
Ryan is cuter
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>>>563726834
>strg + F
>scat
>6 results
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>>563754476
but I don't play that version of the game
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>>563754724
Admire Quads for the win!
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>An artist made high quality Grass and Pasa feet and butt art. https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13820712&tags=el_co ndor_pasa_%28umamusume%29+
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>>563753978
I am not into feet I am not into feet I am into feet I am not into feet
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Fuck it, this is good enough for me for Taurus. Not going to con tinue cock and ball torturing myself training a late surger in mant (not pictured is radiant star)
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>>563755019
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>>563754881
it was for me, sorry
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>>563755446
Then why do so many of them want to rape me? I'm not made of stone.
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The whole event felt like a nothingburger if I'm honest. Its like there, but not really. The only thing I remember is Sirius giving off a vibes of a 30 something woman being chuuni, so it was kind of funny.
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>>563754881
Sirius and Rudolf were not gay, Sirius is a cunt with a complex and the story was about getting the stick out of her ass.
Fuji is a fuckboy that fucks around and made Seiun cheat on her girlfriend with her.
Doto told Rudolf about Shakur revealing she was a DJ, why the hell was she added other than to propagate the Doto is evil propaganda.
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>>563755897
t.
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>>563754543
the way you post this so much it's like you actually lust over that trainer yourself
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>>563755897
t. Riko that wants trainer's dick all to herself
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>>563755897
>developing as people
But they're uma...
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>>563755897
>developing as people
But they're female...
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>>563755950
>propaganda.
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>>563756705
>Give me a reason that isn't the main one
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Really? It's all just because you don't want to gamble?
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>>563757189
MANT has enough gambling you dumb motherfucker
and it's not even a gamble. if I'm building a minmaxed mile runner, they are NEVER going to win the spring tenno sho. they won't even luckshit it, they'll get gassed every single time.
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>/uma/ is scared of this
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Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring are actually, unironically bullshit races that are there to waste your clocks if you aren't running an End. There is no reason to run them for the sake of ONE more bonus epithet.
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>>563747438
>~A rank
>don't flatline
AlmondLove is looking for an active like-minded Almond Eye appreciator. Post your ID for an invitation. ~15 hours (?) until you miss out on the rewards
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megane sex
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>>563757189
Why are you replying to my post, you literal goycattle?
>"uhh light hello???? where's the rng mitigation?"
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>"don't you bwos want to gambleeeeeeee?"
Pathetic
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If I took Winning ticket with me, would Wonka let me into the chocolate factory?
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I'm an incel. Give me an Uma wife.
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Whoops. If it wasn't obvious, >>563758273 was meant for >>563758154
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gn gn
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I actually, unironically have no idea how to build a proper TB deck outside of a basic bitch RB deck. I can make a deck but then I feel like my RB is too low, and if I aim for RB then the deck feels so scattershot in focus and Fast and Furious is a worthless gold for 3 out of 4 styles despite the card it being tied to giving 15% RB
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>My leg was amputated
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so i put together all the sorter results posted and made a points ranking based on everyone's combined top 10. it went as follows: 1st = 15 points, 2nd = 12 points, 3rd = 10 points, 4th = 8 points, 5th = 6 points, all the way down to 10th = 1 point. the results:
>Maruzensky: 43
>Gentildonna: 40
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 24
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20
i know it's a small sample size but you dacchis almost let the larper tachyonfags win, i'm disappointed
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>>563759537
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>Reports from Yushun Stallion Station say Oguri Cap was let out into his pasture at 10 o'clock Saturday morning and he was discovered by farm staff at 2 that afternoon with a broken right hind leg and unable to stand. He was taken to a nearby clinic where the decision was made to euthanize. Cause of the break was not known.
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Real list
>Maruzensky: 43
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Gold Ship: 20
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Real list
>Daiwa Scarlet: 9999999999999999
>Maruzensky: 43
>Gentildonna: 40
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 24
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20
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>>563759875 (me)forgot to post
>Palmer has Mile F, during TB
>Helios has Long E+ "BABE" distance aptitudes, same as Fuji
Guess I'm really waiting until December to pull for them.
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> Run going okay, got a bunch of skills I needed
> Medium S
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Daiwa and Biwa combined make Dabiwa
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look me up nigga
i am the sole user of this mambo
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What exactly is the salary of a toreina? If his uma wins the triple crown surely he becomes a millionaire?
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Game didn't give me Corner Recovery or Soft Step. Which of these should be my 4th recovery? I know I'm bricked, just give me the less bad one, I'm guessing it's Stamina to Spare.
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>>563762925
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This shit took me forever. Rate, I guess?
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>>563762968
the voucher missions were the easiest set of missions known to man... how on earth did you not complete them from just playing normally
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>>563763307
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owari da
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No, Groundwork is Groundwork for late surgers. What they probably mean is the two have relatively similar effects because it's the same level of acceleration, though Fighter is strictly better because it lasts a second longer.
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My Xoguri runs get worse every single run.
It's ovuri
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>>563763576
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>>563764004
I've had El Condor MLB'd for 4 years and I did a Scam Gacha recently and got another one. I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity considering the amount of support cards that are in the game now
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90% of it started because of that edit from the end of the manga where Belno says she's Kitahara's wife and then people extrapolated from there. Even though Oguri at one point contemplates giving up racing and living with Jou while Belno is a complete nothing character.
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Wait until you learn about Seeking the Pearl.
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I made it and then someone reposted it on Xitter. But yes, the Japs were memeing about it first.
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oguri cuck (as in quean)
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>and her mom
Now you're just adding a whole new dimension of cucking into the mix.
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I got spooked by TM Opera O (Forma Año Nuevo) and basically I really like her
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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And what do you think happens when Oguri goes out to get new shoes or other errands?
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>I've had El Condor MLB'd for 4 years
alright grandpa, back to the museum exhibit
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this gay reality is starting to really bug me rope never looked so inviting
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>>563759537
damn i guess i'll update this for the late sorter anon
>Gentildonna: 45
>Maruzensky: 43
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Symboli Rudolf: 38
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 25
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20
hagbros lost
and where are the rest of your sorters to increase my sample size? get to work
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Playing a bunch more Mahjong and going through the backlog of single player games (right now that's rogue trader)
But also I still play, just a lot less than before (only 1 run a day). What bothers me more than all the shop rng and length etc is the fact that all of my late wives are suffering getting blocked in 18 uma races. Just makes runs unfun
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>>563768538
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I'm gonna tank my fan output for a while, okay?
you better not fall below 250 when I'm back
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Also does this XOguri look okay? I failed to cap speed, but do the skills look solid, I mean. Not pictured is uma2
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>Are you playing End closers? No you're not
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i already have both NN and finemo at MLB
mr cockballs may be overkill
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>>563770234
someone with a fluffy hair like Biwa or Nature, or someone with big boobs like Creek, Donna or Akebono
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>Potential uma becomes irrelevant once HishiAma Power comes along
Don't tell me that, I've used so many skill books on her already. What about her alt looks?
>What other End closers are you interested in
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Her alts are better than her base form, but there isn't much reason to run her over other options
Tama stops being an End, especially with her alt
GolShi stays an End, but one other End isn't a reason to main them
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I can't be fucking bothered to go through any of those sorters. They just take so fucking long. It also really feels like they need to have an initial step of sorting into like five tiers before they start comparing. Even with 10 rounds of going through every character in the game, it is still possible for one of your top 10 characters to find themselves dragged down to the bottom due to unfortunate initial positioning with the way the deck blends.
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Wouldn't know. I already can't be added to finish the base version why am I gonna explore the settings? Good to know tho I'll keep it in mind for the future.
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>>563772175
so if I post red desire she's not JP because she only exists as a card in the game? are you retarded?
helios the uma was addded during unity, she could run in your team
hell, marvelous and NTR appear as rivals in TB all the time and they won't be released as umas until next year
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>>563768736
I'm probably a pleb, but I don't care
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>>563772175
>uhh you can't talk about Tazuna, the Director, Meek and the others cause you can't train them
this is how retarded you sound like btw
this is how retarded you sound like btw
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Global has rules faggots
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>>563772668
You're retardedd
Youu're rettarded
Washh your hands after shittiing so you don't post literal feces in the thread
Why iss my keyboardnot working FUCK
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you can even have helios in your team in unity and see her run what the hell are the anti JP a schizos talm bout
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sex with boys
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I think I fixed it.
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>>563772843
NTA but funny you should mention that. I just took a dump and washed my hands. I didn't feel like using the air dryer so I just waved my arms around for the next minute as I walked back to my car.
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>>563773029
everyone loves the paripi zoomer
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Attention: this is danchou.
Flatnigging? Ok. You might be punished at the end of the month but I'll feign ignorance until reset for your niggery because there's nothing going on
Please at least open the game and shoe beg so others can donate. It only takes a minute and then you can do whatever you were doing after that.
Thank you for attention
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>>563771194
Okay, I threw something together
https://jiggie.fun/bUaFA9
https://jiggie.fun/bUaFA9
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>>563773346
Perhaps.
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danchou killed someone and is trying to buy our silence
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my danchou is a nice and handsome guy
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>>563773409
I agree with the other Teiobro here, if you want her to win you have to get real close to her, maybe kiss her on the neck and cheek, then whisper to her earyou're going to break her legs with a sledgehammer again if she doesn't put the effort to win racess.
Works every time, she barely needs clock you only need to get in the right Teiobro mindset. And play red Teio instead of blue Teio too.
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>>563774154
I don't recall being your friend
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>>563747534
I am fucked and will probably have to pull out the card
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>>563774653
give me the umamusume first class anime, I need to see these hags running
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>join 10 practice rooms
>8x XOguri wins
>1x Bourbon win
>1x Seiun Sky win only because there was no XOguri
Umazing, what a CM.
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hey
got a few mega scuffed aces for 13 so exicted for some ROOMS
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WHY IDD CYGAMES GAVE HER T5HICK THIGHS
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>>563747534
Ah shidd I can afford everything now. If I have anything leftover I'll have to decide between Sweep or Yeppers.
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>>563774951
Me shaking my willy to get it hard
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>>563775547
they saw a daughter
I just see a woman wanting to be LOVED
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>>563775580
>a woman wanting to be loved
so, a daughter?
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>>563775243
idk how you can still build for that the track has drove me insane, feels refreshing to do something else
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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I'm not going to fap to Urara again
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>>563775774
>fucking retarded
Yes I am
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>>563775076
I need to make a red shift parent first
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>>563775834
proof?
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>>563775896
I'm just borrowing mine since I have an alright seiun already
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>>563774154
I want to see Helios and her offspring strike cute poses together.
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>>563774653
i love thigh highs and mini skirts so much
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>>563774719
She really is.
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>>563776639
holy, I got in
you're a timesaver, I can just use my better parent now
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you guys think we'll ever get any horses from other countries that also never raced in japan? sure we have irish and americans but they raced there, i mean ones that have never set foot in japan (unless i missed one or a few umas that also didn't)
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10 days
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>>563776909
awesome, it was the only decent one I found that also has gw. tried using falco but it simply isn't viable unless you run stam sparks, which I'm not a fan of
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>>563774653
do you think they wear spats in the anime
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>>563747534
Need to save...
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>>563777157
I really don't wanna use falco too and I think I'd rather sweat off a bit more and grind more runs instead... using one card just for gw really feels like a waste
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it's good enough, I have my own gw spark too
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>>563776789
I think she looks good.
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People who finish your aces and start working on the next cup before the first cup even starts, do you typically win platinum? Are you whales? How many runs do you send per day? Do you sweep? Are you just super amazing at this game? I just have trouble believing that you can produce runners of quality so quickly that you're a whole month ahead of the curve.
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>>563776010
You have Mtf with brain worms from browsing too much /lgbt/ transgender taste (based)
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>>563777663
>mfw I got my face close to the screen instinctively
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no
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>>563777157
You need stam sparks for taurus anyway
>>563777326
post your own parent if you are settling for a bad maru lol
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perobrain
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>>563777197
>no groundwork
bro still stuck in the pre-chocobon world :skull emoji:
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>extreme version is weaker
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>You need stam sparks for taurus anyway
LMAO
about the same proc chance as medium S, so I'll just abandon the first inspo if I neither get gw or medium S. simple stuff!
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>>563778032
helios WOULDN'T say that zoomers don't even use skull emoji anymore now the wilting rose is the new skull emoji
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chocobon just loses on homestretch anyways.
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Enjoy stamming out and be missing a taurus plat again LOL!
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hoeh?
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>>563778303
does blood know you're supposed to use creek...?
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HOEH
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>all carnival races are 2k medium races
well, that's going to be easy to spam
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>>563778369
h-HOEH..!
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>>563778191
oh no i'm chopped
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This was surprisingly difficult to put together.
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hey
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>>563777529
wtf
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>>563778589
this is with radiant star too, or are you telling me you're supposed to get 1k stam without a stam and power card?
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>ignores the entire point
oh so you're just dumb as bricks, got it
blown the fuck outtttt~
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watch yourself
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>>563768736
I posted mine last thread, but here's the full list
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/G7pY8Rz1xvG1AmjyVcRL
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get a load of this data
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