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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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speed
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You guys know what's great about MANT? When I'm stuck in some bullshit like having to wait 1-2 hours for car maintenance shit I can pass the time with MANT.
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since we posted sorters last thread, post your uma pull plans now
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all umas with huge tits should be forced to wear suits and be boys
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Seeing how think carat stocks get towards 4th and 5th anni is really making me question whether or not to keep playing
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happy natie day
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You guys are fucking retarded
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Digitan LOVE
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>>563747438
Sex with Ardan
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>>563747568
please leave immediately
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>>563747534
qwo your wallet...
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what the fuck
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Don't go anon, just do even smarter pulls, you can cope skip Still in Love speed card
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>>563747568
This general does not have brown spics and SEAmonkeys in it. Go doompost about being f2pcucks in /bag/ or something
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>>563747762
The great debate
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Cloudflare should have stayed dead, now I'll be wasting time here instead of wasting time doing my dailies
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>>563747650
She's got such soft, jiggly, fat saggers...
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>>563745785
if you're expecting to spend so much time in this game you might as well spend some dosh as well to get a better time when it comes to rolling
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what do i press please help me
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>>563747568
there is a reason why in japan mostly ojisans keep playing this game
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Tachyon Speed or Light Hello?
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LOL
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>>563747985
the power button on your pc hyuck
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Any cuties around?
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Which uma would fall for this man?
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>>563746708
Long TT. Also a chance for a good parent.
I don't build umas for next CMs beforehand.
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>>563748036
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>>563748116
damn
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>>563748116
me on the right
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>>563747534
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I was gonna post some cropped taiki porn but I see now this is a very risky time to do it
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>>563747985
holy fuark nioggers
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Brown hours huh?
I better take a nap
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>>563748280
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>>563747534
only for the ones that may release this year
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>>563748341
I'll wake you up when it's gay erp time.
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hello im an american twitter artist and im gonna draw umamusume saying FUCK and killing themselves
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>>563747762
>trying to compare between the same uma
lmao, is the sorter retarded?
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>>563747534
I don't know, I used to pull for every uma until Ardan, then I didn't feel like pulling anymore cause I got a lot of dupes. Now I think I will wait for all-spark banner or special banners to pull for umas and focus more on MLB some cards
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>>563747985
Nice but fuck you for having MLB Ayabe
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>>563747762
ah yes, the two genders
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>>563748643
>all-spark banner
anon.... there won't be another one...
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You deserve to be gunned down in the street like the dog you are.
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>>563748708
There is right before 5th anni
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>>563748395
why would someone waste carats on an alt for a character they already have? are people retardead?
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>Bakushin's birthday
>everyone posts art, birthday quotes and stuff
>one day after
>Fuji Kiseki's birthday
>NOT A SINGLE SOUL GIVES A SHIT
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>>563748736
oh nvm
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>>563748395
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>>563748837
because i want to give my wives new outfits :)
also, i don't have falco or ardan
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>>563748837
maybe they like the uma
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>>563748708
there is none? well, I will wait for the selector ticket then
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>>563749019
There is. The Royce and Royce intro banner is an all spark banner.
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I just got a new mobile device. How do I reroll in uma?
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>>563748838
not true
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>>563749015
it is actually diabolical that kingu and neicha have an alt released at the exact same time
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>>563748838
There is only 1 anon here who likes her.
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>>563748036
That's AI right?
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>>563748838
>whore
>dresses like a man
Nobody likes her, maybe if /lgbt/ makes uma threads you'd find something there
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>>563748837
I can't say no to this...
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newfag here
how the fuck do you gutsmax? I want to have S rank horses
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>>563749104
Are the other 2* uma banners (Biko and Tsuru) all spark as well?
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>>563747534
There really aren't that many umas that I want
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>>563749576
3 guts plus big speed card (either Sweep SR or KSB)
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>>563749626
I cannot tell you because I wasn't around for those, sorry.
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>>563749576
Use the same deck but replace Ikuno SSR with Nice Nature SSR
Use power + speed parents
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>>563749480
why the fuck is taiki so gf coded?
i'm playing uma to escape the harsh realities of modern western women, and yet she's the uma who makes my dick the hardest. fuck.
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>>563749576
just keep racing to farm resets and hit natural charming with natural fast learning.
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>>563749576
>he fell for it
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>>563748838
the only thing fuji is good for is paizuri
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>>563748837
Without love it cannot be seen desu wa.
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>>563748838
>global uma
>vs non-global uma
I don't even dislike her, but that's kind of expected. I don't think I even have any pictures of her saved to post myself.
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okay shitty's birthday is ovef
i fucking hate gold shitty
i fucking hate the way she insults her torena like it's the most natural thing in the world
dude is genuienly just trying to be nice and help her with her career goals, and this is the kind of treatment she gives him?
plus, what's the point of making the perfect blonde waifu if she isn't going to be for you?
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>>563747796
>>563747801
>>563748024
I think it depends on whether or not the trend continues in carats being scarcer
If Cygames is smart, they would try to at least show some sort of uptick in gibs in JP to show that they don’t intend to crash and cash grab us down the line
Otherwise, there really is no point in continuing to play
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i race my niges in niigata while eating nigiri
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>>563749980
Fuji Kiseki has been in global for a looooong time, she's also one of the first uma you see in the anime and even her alt got released recently what are you smoking?
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>>563749576
gutsmax is a meme
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>>563749480
>showing off her date with her trainer in front of everyone
Based American
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>>563749980
>fuji kiseki
>non-global uma
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>>563750040
you're supposed to rape her bwo
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>>563749980
wtf I'm actually playing JP
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>>563749980
>Fuji Kiseki is so shit half of the playerbase doesn't even know she has been playable for 7 MONTHS
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>>563749480
god i wish taiki shuttle was real
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>>563749829
would chiyo do this? she doesn't seem very trainer-sexual
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>>563749829
Me on the right
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>>563750040
I think you expected some sort of angry reply to this post, but truth is, nobody actually likes gold shitty besides the jacking off to her part
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>>563749980
>fuji kiseki
>non-global
but... her support cards...
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I crave more alt costumes. Stop adding new girls, make a new variant of Fuku. NOW.
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>>563749980
>forgotten
Brutal
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>>563750040
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Updated.
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>>563711520
which manga is this
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>/uma/ is pretending to hate gold city again
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>>563749480
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Kill Nishino. Behead Nishino. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nishino's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nishino. Defecate in a Nishino food. Launch Nishino into the sun. Stir fry Nishino in a wok. Toss Nishino into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Nishino gas tank. Judo throw Nishino into a wood chipper. Twist Nishino heads off. Report Nishino to the IRS. Karate chop Nishino in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nishino. Trap Nishino in quicksand. Crush Nishino in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nishino in a vat of acid. Eat Nishino. Dissect Nishino. Exterminate Nishino in the gas chamber. Stomp Nishino skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Nishino in the oven. Lobotomize Nishino. Mandatory abortions for Nishino. Grind Nishino fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nishino in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nishino with a ray gun. Kick old Nishino down the stairs. Feed Nishino to alligators. Slice Nishino with a katana.
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>>563749829
me on the left
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Gold City ____ in _____
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>>563750516
MODS, HE SAID THE NIGGER WORD
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>>563750597
feet in umanko
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>>563750516
her name is flower
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>>563750597
anus
mouth
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>>563749480
https://youtu.be/073Ny5fVcik
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>>563750464
what the fuck is that
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>>563749829
I thought I could trust her..
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>>563750841
it's a pizza cake, anon
have you never tried one?
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>>563750841
sweet pizza
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>>563750464
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>>563750841
Americans improving Italians cuisine once again
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>>563750343
sirius wouldn'r care tho?
only that torena is taking time away from any exhibition races with rudolf
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>>563750984
Isn't Tony Bin irish
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https://x.com/i/status/2044689435334443461
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Which trainees does this include again?
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>>563750464
AAIEEEEEEEE WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN DA PIZZA MIO AMORE
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>>563751172
I hope Spechud is there again
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>>563751172
FUCKING CARNAVAL AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>563749137
I figured it out. Newcuties get 32k carats and 4 free SSrs huh? Neat
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>>563750452
/uma/ is pretending
it's just one ragebaiting nigger, ignore him. He's probably a falseflagging Shichifag, to be honest, nothing would make him happier than for other anons to call him a faggot and post clear, accurate defenses of Shichi's character.
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>>563751172
ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS
LITERALLY GO TO THE MASSGRAVE WEBSITE
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my wife
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>>563751301
Evil doto would say this
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>>563750452
I will like Shichi again when she lets me sniff her hair while fondling her tits
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>>563751153
Chiyo's greatest soldier.
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NNMD status after 1 day
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>>563751316
Your wife is cool
This is mine
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>>563751172
>activar windows
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>>563751441
stupid salary men don't they know they could spend that money on horse girls instead?
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>>563751562
I just learned screen in Spanish is panettone from the filename, and people say this place isn't educational
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>>563747534
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>cafe's "best friend"
>immediately tries to cuck her
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>>563750464
do americans actually...
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>>563751562
Absolutely embarassing.
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this shit took forever
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>>563751149
He was Irish bred but Italian owned and mostly raced in Italy so the uma is Italian
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Terrabros
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>>563751945
The toppings depend on the state
Taiki is making the, fittingly, Kentucky style dessert pizza
Around where I’m from, we use a jam and fruit base with white chocolate
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>>563752081
victory club has two europeans in them...
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>>563750464
I'd eat it but only if the dough was sweet and deep fried like carnival food and it's covered in cheesecake, not mozzarella.
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>>563752148
admire terra is an evil horse
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>>563747534
Need/will use Selectors for: Admire Groove, Marche Lorriane, Daring Tact, Rulership.
Kind of want: Logotype, Curren Bouqet'dor
That's about it.
I don't really pull for alts and I know Stego won't get an alt for another minimum of like 3 years if Jungle Pocket hasn't gotten one yet either, and I really don't roll for alts unless they REALLY appeal to me (Bakushin for example).
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why is kitasan's skirt so short
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>>563752081
Rulership...
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>Air Messiah will never be balli-
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>>563751895
Tachyon knows Cafe wouldn’t be able to focus on winning the Triple Crown if the trainer’s carrot kept distracting her so she decided to take that bullet for her
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>>563752175
I thought dessert pizza was a japanese thing
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>>563752272
Her thighs and ass are simply too fat for skirts
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>>563750089
Just get the monthly Carats.
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>>563752551
I can see them
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>>563747534
wedding curren (will gladly get spooked by finemo)
brian forma blaze
air shakur forma del black parade

haven't thought of anyone else but i might impulse pull the festival tama/juan banner
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>>563752340
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Gyaruma love.
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>>563752345
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>>563752809
>npc umas get training animations
but why
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>>563750342
kek
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>>563752809
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>>563752876
don't talk shit about Air Messiah, I'll be pulling for her in about 2 years (as well as every other trainee with glasses)
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help i want bright
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>>563728231
just noticed something from this video, he actually pulls his tongue out when he pulls the rope a second time, i'm now convinced doto is a villain and no one can tell me otherwise
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somehow extremely relevant to this general
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>jpnigger spamming ugly literal who
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>>563753140
>I like dysgenic girls with eye aids
WTF
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>563753271
Why is doto so evil?
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>>563753271
He is a sick animal
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>>563753463
Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
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>>563753463
spechud wouldn't say this
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>>563753619
this, don't talk about this anon like that
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Don't bite it anon
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coughing baby vs coughing baby
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>>563753704
pregante
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Is no one else but me gonna pull for Kitasan White?
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>>563753509
elaborate
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>>563753797
is she like gandalf in the second movie lol?
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Thoughts?
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>>563753797
i came to the conclusion that i don’t think kitasan is interesting enough to pull for twice
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>>563753797
after training kitasan last cm I can confidently say I'd rather punch my balls than train for another fr*nt n*ge again
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>>563753463
I am lusting after Spe's erotic body
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>>563753838
I want Gold City to put her feet in my mouth and demand that I lick it all over
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>>563753797
lewd small ears
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I don't think I've ever seen someone be elitist over playing the english version of a japanese game before
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>>563753978
I know that in the end, her family will force you to marry her
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Don't open.
Your world view will shatter.
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MY FUARKING HEROES

also some of those upcoming global umas are really shit dude, 2027 is gonna be a rough year. the entire bottom of my list was umas indistinguishable from mobs or genshin characters
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>>563754168
she wouldn’t be happy to read this
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>>563753797
>wants meta uma but not enough to spark for one, never gets them under 50 pulls
>gets their alt under 30 pulls instead
>this happened twice
I wish the same happens to kitasan white
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>>563754193
Go the fuck back to umajp
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>>563750452
We don't support the race traitor
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>>563754382
Ryan is cuter
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>>563754382
would
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>>563753797
>october
bwuh
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>>563754382
Ugly ningen
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Who are you rooting for in Satsuki Sho? For me, it's Zoroastro
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>>>563726834
>strg + F
>scat
>6 results
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>>563754382
I would let her shove needles into me
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>>563754749
Doto like doodoo
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I did not like the Ligne Droite storyline. Why was Fuji so needlessly gay with Sky? Why were Rudolf and Sirius so needlessly gay with each other? Who is this for?
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>>563754881
hmmm........... me!
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>>563754858
Who?
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>>563754476
but I don't play that version of the game
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>>563754724
Admire Quads for the win!
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>>563754881
>Why was Fuji so needlessly gay with Sky? Why were Rudolf and Sirius so needlessly gay with each other?
Wokeness infecting the series
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>An artist made high quality Grass and Pasa feet and butt art. https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13820712&tags=el_condor_pasa_%28umamusume%29+
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>>563753978
I am not into feet I am not into feet I am into feet I am not into feet
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>>563754950
fuck you tranny you ruin everything you touch except the things you ought to ruin
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>>563754952
BUE-BUE-BUE-BUE-BUE
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>>563755002
Gimlet is so fuarking cool
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>>563754881
We already told you that the ballroom event is a dedicated yuribait event
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>>563755064
>handrawn slop
eww
we only like superior ai pics here
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>>563754881
Bwo the umas and the support cards already gives out thousand redflags, if you instantly didn't press that skip button you only have yourself to blame
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Fuck it, this is good enough for me for Taurus. Not going to con tinue cock and ball torturing myself training a late surger in mant (not pictured is radiant star)
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El is very cute but I feel nothing sexual or romantic towards her o algo
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>>563755064
looks low quality on my machine
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>>563755019
L O V E C E N
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V
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>>563751562
>ACTIVAAAAR SAAAAAR DO REDEEEEM
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>>563754881
it was for me, sorry
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>>563755259
she’s your student
you’re not supposed to want to fuck your student
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>>563755446
Then why do so many of them want to rape me? I'm not made of stone.
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>>563751172
Not this shit again
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>>563754881
The whole event felt like a nothingburger if I'm honest. Its like there, but not really. The only thing I remember is Sirius giving off a vibes of a 30 something woman being chuuni, so it was kind of funny.
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>>563755069
subject demonstrating resistance to uma conditioning. deploy stinky vinegary girlyfeets poster.
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>The guy with that one Kitasan grandparent swapped back from his Seiun Sky
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you see, gay dances was how wild umas decided herd hierarchy before they were domesticated by humans
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>>563755530
doing umapyoi with them is ok as long as they don't end up pregnant
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>>563754881
when do we get the trainer x uma dance event where I get to stutter and cum in my pants while Suzuka teaches me to ballroom dance?
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>>563754881
>girls are needlessly gay in the game
>posters are needlessly gay in the thread
its like poetry, it rhymes
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>>563755530
they’re hormonal teenagers
you - as a responsible adult - are supposed to keep them in line and help them channel this energy towards achieving their dreams and developing as people
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>>563754881
Sirius and Rudolf were not gay, Sirius is a cunt with a complex and the story was about getting the stick out of her ass.
Fuji is a fuckboy that fucks around and made Seiun cheat on her girlfriend with her.
Doto told Rudolf about Shakur revealing she was a DJ, why the hell was she added other than to propagate the Doto is evil propaganda.
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>>563755897
t.
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>>563754382
I would shove my dick in her
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>>563754382
I liked the Anshinzawa storyline, she's very cute.
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>>563754543
the way you post this so much it's like you actually lust over that trainer yourself
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>>563755897
t. Riko that wants trainer's dick all to herself
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>>563754881
I don't know, I just know I like Fuji's voice and it ends on a Looney Tune-ass note with the iris in closing on Seiun. Made it a weird way to end it, but it was enough of a highlight for me.
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>>563755897
>developing as people
But they're uma...
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>>563756354
musume
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>>563755897
>developing as people
But they're female...
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>>563755897
>towards achieving their dreams
curious, my trainee's dream appears to be *checks notes* becoming... my wife....
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Explain to me the reason for picking Tiara over Classic Crown, besides of obvious of :"classic has a Long race that might just straight up nuke your run"
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>>563756628
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>>563755950
>propaganda.
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>>563756705
That is the reason. Tenno Sho Spring is too unreliable. It's a stamina check and if you're building for short mediums or lower, you're wasting more than you gain to try and beat it.
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>>563756705
>Give me a reason that isn't the main one
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>>563756705
This is the equivalent of "tell me why I'm fat, but don't say it's because I eat too much"
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>>563756790
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>>563756705
affinitymaxxing
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>>563756801
>>563756921
>>563756969
Really? It's all just because you don't want to gamble?
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>>563757005
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>>563756705
the tiara is pretty
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>>563756705
Tiara lets you call your oshi a Goddess
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>>563757189
MANT has enough gambling you dumb motherfucker

and it's not even a gamble. if I'm building a minmaxed mile runner, they are NEVER going to win the spring tenno sho. they won't even luckshit it, they'll get gassed every single time.
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>>563757194
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>/uma/ is scared of this
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>>563757189
Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring are actually, unironically bullshit races that are there to waste your clocks if you aren't running an End. There is no reason to run them for the sake of ONE more bonus epithet.
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>>563757396
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>563757396
GET THIS FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME AAIEEEEEE
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i've taken a liking on nishino flower i think shes really cute. she deserves a higher popularity
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>>563754881
Umamusume events happen in some weird alternate trainerless universe
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>>563757378
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Do I really need to borrow Pasa for Killer Tunes and nothing else, when I can just borrow Yaeno for It's On and loads of max hint useful skills?
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>>563747438
>~A rank
>don't flatline
AlmondLove is looking for an active like-minded Almond Eye appreciator. Post your ID for an invitation. ~15 hours (?) until you miss out on the rewards
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>>563752809
>>563753054
megane sex
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>>563757438
I run it because of other epithets.
Rudolph has to win the crown for Emperor
Rice has to win KKS and TSS for Sable Assassin
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>>563757189
Why are you replying to my post, you literal goycattle?
>"uhh light hello???? where's the rng mitigation?"
>????
>"don't you bwos want to gambleeeeeeee?"
Pathetic
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If I took Winning ticket with me, would Wonka let me into the chocolate factory?
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>>563757914
ok philipines bro go to bed
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>>563757953
Ogurin wife...
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>archiveschizo
oh nyo
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I'm an incel. Give me an Uma wife.
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>>563758154
Rice Shower
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Good night friends!!!
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Trannyscend
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>>563758154
NTR
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>>563758154
Taishin
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>>563758246
Good night babydacchi
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>>563757914
I like using certain pictures that sum up how I feel, so sue me.
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Whoops. If it wasn't obvious, >>563758273 was meant for >>563758154
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>>563758246
gn gn
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>>563757953
Oguri doesn't even know what sex is
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>>563758154
shitty. incels deserve to be humiliated and insulted and be unloved
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uoh filly bloomer
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>>563758535
not yet
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>>563755950
>thought the doto doxxing shakur was the usual /uma/ running joke
>it actually happened
>shakur LITERALLY calls the culprit evil
>no explanation is ever given to why doto did it
WTF....
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LIBERTY DIES TONIGHT!
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>>563758785
she goofed up
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>>563758804
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>>563758770
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I actually, unironically have no idea how to build a proper TB deck outside of a basic bitch RB deck. I can make a deck but then I feel like my RB is too low, and if I aim for RB then the deck feels so scattershot in focus and Fast and Furious is a worthless gold for 3 out of 4 styles despite the card it being tied to giving 15% RB

>>563758785
>he doubted
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>>563758785
dotobros ovr repvtation....
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>>563757760
Bumping as one of the club members. We need help.
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>>563758954
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>>563758898
The cutest fat fuck!
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>>563759075
>almondlove is disbanding
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>>563758992
your wit natie bwo???
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wtf? almondlove has a trooncord?
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If I take El's mask off, will she die?
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>>563759243
it’s fucking over man we had to stop the orgy to hold an emergency meeting
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>>563758785
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>>563759259
>your wit natie
My what now? I'm f2p outside of anni/half-anni packs, I had too much I was saving for to be able to roll for that, and I used my selector on FineMo instead.
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>>563759338
OnlyFans only
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>>563758641
>My leg was amputated
That really happened to IRL Oguri, right?
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https://youtu.be/ucToGm0PJfE
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so i put together all the sorter results posted and made a points ranking based on everyone's combined top 10. it went as follows: 1st = 15 points, 2nd = 12 points, 3rd = 10 points, 4th = 8 points, 5th = 6 points, all the way down to 10th = 1 point. the results:

>Maruzensky: 43
>Gentildonna: 40
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 24
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20

i know it's a small sample size but you dacchis almost let the larper tachyonfags win, i'm disappointed
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>>563759509
No? Oguri kicked a fence and died.
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>>563758992
just go 4 guts 1 speed 1 flex. urara yeppers and bakushin has crazy te
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>>563759537
wtf /uma/ is based??
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>>563759613
>4 guts
the problem is most guts cards available to the average player have absolutely godawful skills attached to them.
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>>563759398
you did this to yourself
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>>563759537
I didn’t bother doing a sorter but if I had Tachyon would have won.
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>>563759537
:>
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>>563759537
You know all things considered this list could be a lot worse. Donna is very overrated though imo
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>>563759537
hagbros stay winning
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>>563759583
retard
>>563759509
>Reports from Yushun Stallion Station say Oguri Cap was let out into his pasture at 10 o'clock Saturday morning and he was discovered by farm staff at 2 that afternoon with a broken right hind leg and unable to stand. He was taken to a nearby clinic where the decision was made to euthanize. Cause of the break was not known.
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>>563759537
couple of reddit umas on here but good list overall
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>>563759510
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>>563759875
God I love this pair
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Based?
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>>563759994
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>>563759537
Real list

>Maruzensky: 43
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Gold Ship: 20
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>>563760015
Me on the right
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>>563759537
Real list

>Daiwa Scarlet: 9999999999999999
>Maruzensky: 43
>Gentildonna: 40
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Rice Shower: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 24
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Symboli Rudolf: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20
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>>563760371
COW WIFE NUMBA ONE
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>>563759537
>people putting Gentildonna and other unreleased umas at the top of their lists when they haven't even played their careers
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>>563760529
If I don't' know the uma I pick with my dick
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>>563759875 (me)
forgot to post
>Palmer has Mile F, during TB
>Helios has Long E + "BABE" distance aptitudes, same as Fuji
Guess I'm really waiting until December to pull for them.
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>>563760557
Not big enough
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>>563760587
cute
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>>563760809
Is there a single person that cares about this horse? She's so....bland.
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>>563760920
there’s probably someone
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my first time making a debuffer, is this fine?
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>>563760809
uh what's happening in the background, human centipede?
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>>563746041
She'll always catch up to you eventually
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> Run going okay, got a bunch of skills I needed
> Medium S
> Bobo and Topro don't finish their events to give me the golds
> Despite taking 2 pow cards end up with the same amount of stamina
Fucking rng thinks I'm running long races
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DEIO SDEBBU:DDDD
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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It's him
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>teio sho
>no teio
>tokai stakes
>no teio

?
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>>563761529
if this brat was my trainee i’d hand in my two weeks notice on the spot
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>>563761602
Kill him, prevent Japanese racehorses from existing.
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>>563761636
teio - emperor
tokai - region in japan
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>>563761784
Don't say that...
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Daiwa and Biwa combined make Dabiwa
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look me up nigga
i am the sole user of this mambo
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What exactly is the salary of a toreina? If his uma wins the triple crown surely he becomes a millionaire?
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>>563761936
UWOOOOOHHHHH
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>>563761785
nyo
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>>563760920
me
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>>563761992
Matikanenonfungibletoken
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>>563762031
torenas are systemically kept poor
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>>563762031
actually all the money goes to the uma and Tracen, the trainers only get paid in aquarium tickets
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>>563761443
>corner recovery instead of 777
>go with the flow
please be in my finals
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>>563762248
Only Aoi is scammed like that
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>>563761171
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>>563762031
Considering racing is the top sport in the uma universe I think their salaries would be similar to top IRL football coaches so around €20 million a year
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>>563761465
wearing a skirt like that is lewd
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>>563762390
>Only Aoi is scammed like that
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Game didn't give me Corner Recovery or Soft Step. Which of these should be my 4th recovery? I know I'm bricked, just give me the less bad one, I'm guessing it's Stamina to Spare.
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>>563762636
stamina to spare should be completely fine
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>>563762636
Slay the spire is fine
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I once saw someone say that Fighter is just Groundwork for Lates. Is there truth to that or am I reading into the words of an idiot?
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>>563760920
Isn't she originally designed by a pokémon main series concept artist? She has a cool trainer /ace trainer vibe to her.
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>Just realized that I missed 1 quest from the event and I didn't get the voucher
Fucking kill me
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>>563762085
MY FUARKING HERO OGURI CAP!!!
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>>563762913
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testing this board if it's still fucked
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>>563761171
they know the only reason anybody watches s3 is for natie
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>>563763068
Why the fuck did I open this
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>>563762085
peak.
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Would Aoi let me fuck Happy Meek?
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>>563762968
if it's the random SSR one you barely missed anything
feels bad obviously but chance of it actually being useful is so low
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>>563763068
Digitan told me that pic was for personal use only, now everyone know I have a horse dick...
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>>563762925
Yeah pretty sure this is from a pokemon artist I just don't know which one.
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>>563763132
He was a good horse and a hero to everyone...
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This shit took me forever. Rate, I guess?
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>>563759537
I didn't post mine yet though
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>>563763134
only if you marry and give her a child first
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>>563762968
the voucher missions were the easiest set of missions known to man... how on earth did you not complete them from just playing normally

>>563763145
he said the voucher bwo
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>>563763197
are her fujins that big ingame
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>>563763270
No, I will not
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>>563763307
its ogre
owari da
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>>563762968
The mission involving getting a job and spending $21? It happens, better luck next time!
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>>563762031
wasn't that torena in the movie living in a shack or was that their "office"?
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>>563763270
Stop wanting to fuck men
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>>563762913
No, Groundwork is Groundwork for late surgers. What they probably mean is the two have relatively similar effects because it's the same level of acceleration, though Fighter is strictly better because it lasts a second longer.
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what if oguri was a VILLAIN
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My Xoguri runs get worse every single run.
It's ovuri
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>>563763514
She cant be a villian. She is s hero!
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>>563763514
she would be pregnant already
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>>563763270
nigga u gay
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>>563763514
Then this image would be canon because as we all know, women get hotter when they turn evil.
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>>563763576
she could be called oguri BLACK (as in EVIL)
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>>563763270
>>>/umajp/10
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She is a force of pure good!
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>>563762454
Why does she have ears
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>>563763327
Her bust is 88, same as gold ship.
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>>563763832
Pure food…
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>got a rainbow from my (1)pull
>it's condor pasa
>she's already mlb
haha...good one, game
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why does oguri get made fun of for being a cuck
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>>563763885
Suzie is such a cutie patootie
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>>563764004
I've had El Condor MLB'd for 4 years and I did a Scam Gacha recently and got another one. I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity considering the amount of support cards that are in the game now
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ai slop
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>>563763514
Oguri can't be a villain because Oguri only cares about eating and racing, so the only for Oguri to be evil is for eating and racing to be evil.
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>>563763903
That too
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You could probably see up gold citys shorts after she runs since they would ride up
Glimpses of Shichi umanko
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dirt
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>>563764048
90% of it started because of that edit from the end of the manga where Belno says she's Kitahara's wife and then people extrapolated from there. Even though Oguri at one point contemplates giving up racing and living with Jou while Belno is a complete nothing character.
>>
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>>563763564
OVARIES?!
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Also you all fucking gaslit me with this Yukino card, coming up to 30 scrims with my new Xoguri and she's procced it in exactly ONE race
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>>563748838
Wait until you learn about Seeking the Pearl.
>>563763827
I guess? kek
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>>563764520
I made that edit
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>>563764727
You have to say yeppers for it to work
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>>563764748
Even if you're telling the truth, it's not contained to here since now it's a jp meme too
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>>563764949
I made it and then someone reposted it on Xitter. But yes, the Japs were memeing about it first.
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>>563764949
>now
Belhara has been a popular ship in Japan for a long time.
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smelno the belno
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>>563763885
silence flower
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>>563764520
so in the end the one that ends cucked is Belno while Kitahara lives together with Oguri and her mom?
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/uma/
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>>563765576
what's that? never heard of it
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oguri cuck (as in quean)
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>>563765419
>and her mom
Now you're just adding a whole new dimension of cucking into the mix.
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>>563765254
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>>563765639
Are you literally retarded? You are literally in /uma/
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I got spooked by TM Opera O (Forma Año Nuevo) and basically I really like her
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>563765756
No we aren't, ctrl+F the catalog. There's no such thing as /uma/
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umas are territorial creatures
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>>563765695
but anon Oguri doesn't have her own place as far as I know so it's only natural she'd move back in with her mom
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>>563765820
And what do you think happens when Oguri goes out to get new shoes or other errands?
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post something cute
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>>563765886
so she can't escape from her destiny huh
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Damn, Blacktrazer really fucking killed this thread huh
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>>563766013
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>>563766087
we just went to toy with /vm/as
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/uma/ because you guys get no musumes
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>>563766013
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>>563766013
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>>563766013
gn
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>next CM is redshift front spam
Ah, this is much more comfier
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>>563766013
>>
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/uma/ because YWNBAM
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Umazing is a lazy pun
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good morning umadacchi
time to do my borrows after a nap
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I love Hishiama
I love end closers
I hate training end closers.
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>>563766942
What about the sleeves?
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>>563766942
>female moan
Is this futa...?
Also sauce
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>>563766942
Extremely erotic, please make this the legend race reward cygays
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>>563766950
Gold Ship would like to say hello
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>>563766942
My brain was NOT comprehending what the fuck was happening until I read the filename.
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>>563766942
source please
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Is it true that the OG Opera gets good after some time
I really like her and thinking about picking her with the voucher
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This the only gacha where people prefer the 1/2 stars over most of the 3 stars
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>>563767425
you can literally grind her stars right now with the daily races
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never before have i had so little to buy
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>>563764181
>I've had El Condor MLB'd for 4 years
alright grandpa, back to the museum exhibit
>>563767496
Say that again in a year
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>>563767152
>>563767419
https://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2037084844329755034
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>>563767773
this gay reality is starting to really bug me rope never looked so inviting
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>>563767717
I'm currently doing a Gutsmaxxing run and I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown
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>>563767717
I'm pretty fucking sure the bonus rewards event were tied to the shop
My shop has been consistently shit ever since
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>>563767965
just plug it into any one of the many twitter mirrors
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AI-generated umamusume having a fistfight
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Now that MANT actually killed global, what games did people move on to?
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>>563768538
It didn't kill it for me, it just killed my motivation to do 3 runs a day
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The littler one is taking the worst of it
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>Good odds to end up with Medium S and GW
>10 runs later, nothing
Surely run 11 is going to do it.
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>>563768538
I’m getting back into Magic the Gathering
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>>563759537
damn i guess i'll update this for the late sorter anon

>Gentildonna: 45
>Maruzensky: 43
>Daitaku Helios: 39
>Agnes Tachyon: 39
>Symboli Rudolf: 38
>Rice Shower: 36
>Daiwa Scarlet: 36
>Matikanefukukitaru: 35
>Kitasan Black: 33
>Stay Gold: 33
>Agnes Digital: 31
>Admire Vega: 30
>Nice Nature: 30
>King Halo: 29
>Wonder Acute: 26
>Taiki Shuttle: 26
>Tokai Teio: 25
>Calstone Light O: 25
>Fine Motion: 23
>Mejiro Bright: 23
>Still in Love: 22
>Satono Diamond: 22
>Marvelous Sunday: 22
>Aston Machan: 21
>Manhattan Cafe: 21
>Curren Bouquetd'or: 20
>Gold Ship: 20

hagbros lost
and where are the rest of your sorters to increase my sample size? get to work
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>>563768538
I'm waiting for Rogue Trader to release the next story dlc
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>>563768538
Playing a bunch more Mahjong and going through the backlog of single player games (right now that's rogue trader)

But also I still play, just a lot less than before (only 1 run a day). What bothers me more than all the shop rng and length etc is the fact that all of my late wives are suffering getting blocked in 18 uma races. Just makes runs unfun
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>>563768538
I've been playing Torn City lately. It's kinda mind-blowing how cheap it is to pay-to-win in a Western game compared to Chink games, and it respects your time instead of constantly introducing powercreeps
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>>563766942
she's doing that to me btw
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>>563768538
pragmata drops tomorrow
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>>563768736
I am bringing up Helios by 15 points by myself
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>>563768538
I didn't change anything about how I play (one career per day). I'm doing great in Custom Robo Arena though
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>>563768171
>>563768698
>npcs when new sexy trainer starts scouting
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>>563768171
>>563768698
dodge the punches don't catch them with your face!
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>>563766942
she would do anything to avoid a bath
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I'm so hungry I could eat an umamusume
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>>563769210
Yaeno Mutekis these aren't
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>>563768171
>>563768698
scout season is scary bro
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>>563768538
I'm slopcoding my own
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Even IRL ningen women lose to the uma musume
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>>563764505
Need more dirt honses
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>>563768538
I just started a Minecraft tech pack
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So do I roll for Mr. Cock and Balls or no?
I'm not going to stop calling her that.
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danchou
I'm gonna tank my fan output for a while, okay?
you better not fall below 250 when I'm back
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>>563769607
But /uma/ already calls her Mr CBT, what was wrong with that?
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>>563769520
good. they should know their place
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>>563769297
this but with Suzuka
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>>563768538
Starfield, but I still do my 1 run a day
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>>563769584
this but an old gtnh world
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thank you for the 1* speed spark game, I'm very glad I spent the extra time maxing it to 1200 during the last few turns
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>>563768538
I'm playing old rpgs from ps1 and ps2 that I never finished
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Besides uma2, do you guys take any other inherited ults?

Also does this XOguri look okay? I failed to cap speed, but do the skills look solid, I mean. Not pictured is uma2
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>>563769607
CockBall is an End closer
CockBall forma de Card is for End closers
Are you playing End closers? No you're not
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>>563769671
danchou will NOT forgive you
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>>563769954
>Are you playing End closers? No you're not
Uh huh
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Which Umamusume would be the best to snuggle up with on a cold and rainy night?
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bros, I'm melting
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>>563770234
Daring Tact.
But your image too.
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>>563770143
Potential uma becomes irrelevant once HishiAma Power comes along
What other End closers are you interested in
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>>563770234
neicha
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i already have both NN and finemo at MLB
mr cockballs may be overkill
but my next must-pull uma is sweepy and i regularly run maya as end too...
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>>563770234
someone with a fluffy hair like Biwa or Nature, or someone with big boobs like Creek, Donna or Akebono
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Someone give me an interesting Late Surger/End Closer to run for Taurus.
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>>563770373
>Potential uma becomes irrelevant once HishiAma Power comes along
Don't tell me that, I've used so many skill books on her already. What about her alt looks?
>What other End closers are you interested in
I use Tama and Golshi. I have Hishi but don't use her often.
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>>563768736
>both of my favorites tied at third
amazing
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>>563770461
pull more umamusumes faggot
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>>563770461
if you have literally everything else you can just borrow the card
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>>563770653
i just did gwo
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>>563768736
If I post mine you guys are going to call me a redditor for my top 10...
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>>563770730
imagine this but with both wearing the wedding dress
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>>563768736
I'm late but here, I had to zoom out a bit to try and get 12
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>>563770629
You could run Brian as a late, that's what I'm doing
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>>563768736
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>>563770373
yeah except hishiama power is right after a human rights banner and it will last him 4 months while CB will last him a full year
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>>563753716
One is for instant 2koma sex. The other is for instant 2koma love.
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>>563770994
Neicha...
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please make a jiggie
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>>563771020
Human rights?
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>>563764747
Seeking the Pearl is good, shut up
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>>563771201
how chinks and other SEA mongrels label gacha banners that preserve you're humanity
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>>563770025
oh he will desu wa
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>>563770640
Her alts are better than her base form, but there isn't much reason to run her over other options
Tama stops being an End, especially with her alt
GolShi stays an End, but one other End isn't a reason to main them
>>563771020
Taishin Wit comes out 7-8 months after HishiAma power
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Good news, they made up
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is cloudflare still dead?
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>>563771294
i look like this
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>>563771294
$1 dollar haircut
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>>563759537
I can't be fucking bothered to go through any of those sorters. They just take so fucking long. It also really feels like they need to have an initial step of sorting into like five tiers before they start comparing. Even with 10 rounds of going through every character in the game, it is still possible for one of your top 10 characters to find themselves dragged down to the bottom due to unfortunate initial positioning with the way the deck blends.

If you ever put together an official data collection thread one day with the intent to get as many of these as possible, maybe I'll suffer through this bullshit to contribute.
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>>563771347
Danchou expects nudes on his desk by tomorrow or else it's over
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>>563771294
Kind of cute...
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>>563771460
it's not THAT long, I went through the "only trainable" option in like 13 minutes on my phone
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boysex
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>>563771418
now they are going to team up and rape the trainer
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>>563771426
blame australia if cloudflare is fucking you over https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
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>>563755836
>abs
Cringe
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>>563760205
Holy based globalGOD
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>>563771460
>It also really feels like they need to have an initial step of sorting into like five tiers before they start comparing
That's what the experimental sorting feature does
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>>563771460
>They just take so fucking long. It also really feels like they need to have an initial step of sorting into like five tiers before they start comparing
Experimental feature dumbass
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>>563771737
>helios
>global
maybe in 6 months
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>>563763514
Imagine villain Oguri shoving her sweaty post-workout feet in your face haha that would be the worst
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>>563771810
me behind her btw
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>>563771839
her cards have been in global for a good while
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>>563771839
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>>563768736
>Maruzensky: 43
Kill hagfags
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>>563771810
me on the left
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why every normie wants to have sex with maruzensky when haru urara is the hottest one
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>>563771460
noted, will try this at a larger scale at some point. i do want to see who /uma/'s favorites are (with hopefully not much vote manipulation involved because our dacchis are honest)
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>>563759537
Where were you when I did the gay sorter months ago when it was first posted, I don't want to do it again
Gay sorters are gay
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>>563771958
alright fine I'll jerk off to Ryan but just this once.
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>>563771976
>got jebaited by Ulala's exposed thighs
couldn't be me
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>>563771795
>>563771761
Wouldn't know. I already can't be added to finish the base version why am I gonna explore the settings? Good to know tho I'll keep it in mind for the future.
>>563771839
She's in the global story basically since launch. There are many valid global umas that aren't playable yet but can be interacted with, like marvelous Sunday, twin turbo, etc.
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>>563771957
>>563771943
Yeah but not the trainee...
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*milk sloshing*
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>>563772105
She is so hot but unironically
she is not even a loli, she is just plain retaded
and pink is the sex color followed by purple
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>>563769794
That's a boy
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>>563759537
Why was Marche or Aruvu not added? Because they're not trainees? If so, why is Bouquet there?
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>>563764505
>>563769560
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>>563772175
so if I post red desire she's not JP because she only exists as a card in the game? are you retarded?
helios the uma was addded during unity, she could run in your team
hell, marvelous and NTR appear as rivals in TB all the time and they won't be released as umas until next year
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>>563768736
I'm probably a pleb, but I don't care
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>>563772175
>uhh you can't talk about Tazuna, the Director, Meek and the others cause you can't train them
this is how retarded you sound like btw
this is how retarded you sound like btw
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>>563772414
doto would say this twice to make sure she didn't goof up
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Which uma would you want a loli cunny alt as
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>>563772414
>>563772392
Global has rules faggots
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>>563772649
Golshi
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>>563772404
If Ryan is up high then the anon is a good person
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>>563772293
not anymore
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>>563772750
her voice makes up for her shortcomings
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>>563772668
You're retardedd
Youu're rettarded
Washh your hands after shittiing so you don't post literal feces in the thread
Why iss my keyboardnot working FUCK
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you can even have helios in your team in unity and see her run what the hell are the anti JP a schizos talm bout
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>>563772668
Rules made by who, you? Enforced by you? Lmao
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sex with boys
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>>563772668
You don’t get to decide those rules. No one is going to follow your rules.
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>>563772864
>wanting the zoomer in your team
Neck yourself
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I think I fixed it.
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>>563771372
>Tama stops being an End, especially with her alt
To a Late, or do the Pace Tama memes finally become real?
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>>563771839
She was in season 2 of the anime. People outside of Japan have known about her for years now.
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i have 2 borrows left but we're back to 30 tp
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>>563772843
NTA but funny you should mention that. I just took a dump and washed my hands. I didn't feel like using the air dryer so I just waved my arms around for the next minute as I walked back to my car.
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>>563773029
everyone loves the paripi zoomer
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>>563772864
I don't think it's anti-jp schizos, I think it's anti-anti-jp schizos mad that someone removed gentledonna from the list and then trying to find a point of hypocrisy when there in fact is not one.
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>>563773084
probably cleaner air dryers are disease cysts
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>>563773084
Rice would say this
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Attention: this is danchou.
Flatnigging? Ok. You might be punished at the end of the month but I'll feign ignorance until reset for your niggery because there's nothing going on
Please at least open the game and shoe beg so others can donate. It only takes a minute and then you can do whatever you were doing after that.
Thank you for attention
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>>563771194
Okay, I threw something together
https://jiggie.fun/bUaFA9
https://jiggie.fun/bUaFA9
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>>563773290
>Attention: this is danchou.
THE John Danchou?
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B+ dancho here do whatever
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>try running Teio after a year of not using her
>she loses every single fucking race, even after inheritance
it's like waking up from a damn nightmare
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>>563773346
Perhaps.
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danchou killed someone and is trying to buy our silence
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>>563773358
whore
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my danchou is a nice and handsome guy
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>>563773625
i agree t.dancho
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>>563773409
I agree with the other Teiobro here, if you want her to win you have to get real close to her, maybe kiss her on the neck and cheek, then whisper to her ear you're going to break her legs with a sledgehammer again if she doesn't put the effort to win racess.
Works every time, she barely needs clock you only need to get in the right Teiobro mindset. And play red Teio instead of blue Teio too.
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>>563773127
No
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>>563773915
blue Teio looks cuter
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>>563773057
Base Tama is a Late
Festival Tama is a Pace
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my fren wants to make HELIOS, a mother
what can I do to save him
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>>563772297
i've limited the list you see to only umas that got 20 points or more, there are plenty of umas at below 20 points
i can post more of the list later if you want to see it
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>>563773915
I started a new run and got Killer Tunes hint on turn 5
if she fucks herself over again it's back to the psyche ward
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>>563774154
make her mother of your kids
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>>563774095
I thought Base Cross is END?
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>>563774085
Blue: Legs
Red: Tummy
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>>563774085
She is but she's not good until she gets buffed.
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>>563774242
AGHHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT SECOND IN A FUCKING OP RACE?
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heh, keikaku doori
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>>563774154
I don't recall being your friend
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>>563774653
cingray creek is so pretty
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>>563774653
I want to cuddle with both of them.
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>>563747534
I am fucked and will probably have to pull out the card
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>>563774653
give me the umamusume first class anime, I need to see these hags running
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super heterosexual thread
GIVE ME PICTURES, SEXUAL EXPLICIT (not porn) PICTURES OF HARU URARA
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>>563774951
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>join 10 practice rooms
>8x XOguri wins
>1x Bourbon win
>1x Seiun Sky win only because there was no XOguri
Umazing, what a CM.
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hey
got a few mega scuffed aces for 13 so exicted for some ROOMS
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>>563775076
>13
bwo I'm not done with cm12 aces yet...
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>>563774951
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>>563775023
>>563775037
WHY IDD CYGAMES GAVE HER T5HICK THIGHS
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>>563774951
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>>563775362
>>563774951
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>>563747534
Ah shidd I can afford everything now. If I have anything leftover I'll have to decide between Sweep or Yeppers.
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>>563775304
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Urara raped me
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every time
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>>563774951
Me shaking my willy to get it hard
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>>563775493
did you run out of band-aids?
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>>563775362
>>563775296
>>563775463
>>563775491
>>563775547
they saw a daughter
I just see a woman wanting to be LOVED
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>>563775493
I say this but everyone always plays it off as if she doesn't know what sex is. They don't know the Urara when we're alone, the Urara only she shows to me. I'm scared of Haru Urara
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>>563775580
>a woman wanting to be loved
so, a daughter?
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>>563775243
idk how you can still build for that the track has drove me insane, feels refreshing to do something else
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>>563775580
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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>>563775547
What's a hard urara like
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I'm not going to fap to Urara again
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>>563775774
>fucking retarded
Yes I am
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>>563775076
I need to make a red shift parent first
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>>563747762
[Body Type A] versus [Body Type B]
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>>563775834
proof?
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>>563747534
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>>563775896
I'm just borrowing mine since I have an alright seiun already
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>>563774154
I want to see Helios and her offspring strike cute poses together.
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>>563776176
I'm still in the mines to get med pink on my seiun, guess I'll find a good red shift borrow too
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I've seen Seiun's pink and it looked nice, I guess
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>>563774653
i love thigh highs and mini skirts so much
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>>563774719
She really is.
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>>563776228
>Her
You should say "Our" if you're not a cuck.
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>>563776284
I use this one 179595781906
think I tried adding it yesterday but their list was full but I was able to now
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>>563776518
gamecreek looks like she got hit in the head
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>>563776639
holy, I got in
you're a timesaver, I can just use my better parent now
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you guys think we'll ever get any horses from other countries that also never raced in japan? sure we have irish and americans but they raced there, i mean ones that have never set foot in japan (unless i missed one or a few umas that also didn't)
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10 days
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>>563776909
awesome, it was the only decent one I found that also has gw. tried using falco but it simply isn't viable unless you run stam sparks, which I'm not a fan of
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>>563774653
do you think they wear spats in the anime
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>>563777056
probably not... not only cygames won't care enough to add original content to global but they also only care about jp races
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>>563776639
that ones not even good though, no groundwork and bad seiun gp
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>>563763514
Just wait for a few more medium CMs to pass. She'll be the biggest villain around.
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>>563747534
Need to save...
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>>563777193
fair, i guess i can be thankful for uma in america
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>>563777197
you have autism
the opera has gw, and I have stars in my own tree as well which everyone should have too
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>>563777157
I really don't wanna use falco too and I think I'd rather sweat off a bit more and grind more runs instead... using one card just for gw really feels like a waste
>>563777197
it's good enough, I have my own gw spark too
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>>563776789
I think she looks good.
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People who finish your aces and start working on the next cup before the first cup even starts, do you typically win platinum? Are you whales? How many runs do you send per day? Do you sweep? Are you just super amazing at this game? I just have trouble believing that you can produce runners of quality so quickly that you're a whole month ahead of the curve.
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>>563776010
You have Mtf with brain worms from browsing too much /lgbt/ transgender taste (based)
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Do the hammers give you more shop coins?
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>>563777663
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>>563777678
nope
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>>563777663
>mfw I got my face close to the screen instinctively

>>563777678
no
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>Get zero firm conditions hints
>Course menace costs a tenth of my skillpoint budget
Damn
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carnival is here....... time to use jellies
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>>563777663
ngl this kind of stuff doesn't work well with SIL
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>>563777157
You need stam sparks for taurus anyway

>>563777326
post your own parent if you are settling for a bad maru lol
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>>563777738
>>563777785
perobrain
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>>563777197
>no groundwork
bro still stuck in the pre-chocobon world :skull emoji:
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>extreme version is weaker
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ydxde7t73o1nwvtz.png
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>>563777928
>You need stam sparks for taurus anyway
LMAO
about the same proc chance as medium S, so I'll just abandon the first inspo if I neither get gw or medium S. simple stuff!
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>>563778032
helios WOULDN'T say that zoomers don't even use skull emoji anymore now the wilting rose is the new skull emoji
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>>563777663
envision the aroma
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>>563778032
chocobon just loses on homestretch anyways.

>>563778125
Enjoy stamming out and be missing a taurus plat again LOL!
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hoeh?
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>>563778303
does blood know you're supposed to use creek...?
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HOEH
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Is the event spark rng to pass down?
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>all carnival races are 2k medium races
well, that's going to be easy to spam
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>>563778369
h-HOEH..!
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>>563778459
lil bro thinks he can do taurus without creek nahhhhhh
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>>563778191
oh no i'm chopped
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>>563778459
tell me what the stam and recovery requirements are
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dumb falcon
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hey
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>>563777529
wtf
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>>563778589
this is with radiant star too, or are you telling me you're supposed to get 1k stam without a stam and power card?
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>>563778696
>retard does not know how to use the sim
>does not know how to use the sim with fronts
>probably lost 1st chanmi
lol
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>>563778857
>ignores the entire point
oh so you're just dumb as bricks, got it
blown the fuck outtttt~
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>>563778606
watch yourself
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>>563778974
>>563778974
>>563778974
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I'm getting just over 1000 carnival points per race, is that decent? How big of a boost are we talking from chain training the skill for a better uma?
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>>563778993
when did i ever say to not use a stamina card? retarded and low reading comprehension
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>>563768736
I posted mine last thread, but here's the full list
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/G7pY8Rz1xvG1AmjyVcRL
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>>563768736
get a load of this data
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>>563779048
a lot
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>>563779048
the spark just makes it faster to farm and makes you burn jellies less basically
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>>563779081
sooo get 1k stam with 1 card and no stam sparks instead of just 800 with maestro? with a shitton of power? hmmmm
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>>563779165
sounds like you might have a skill issue
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>>563779165
what are you even talking about? holy schizo learn to read.
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>>563779253
the point was stamming out no? why would I waste points on stam when those can go into power and wit
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>>563779343
lol helios posters are retarded, using sim wrong thinking a sub 50% spurt rate is going to win LMAO done here
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>>563779474
that was to show that you NEED maestro are you really this dumb...
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>>563779474
that's not even the same person you are replying to you idiot
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>>563778646
cute Tachy
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