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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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Digitan LOVE
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Time to rape my jelly stash
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I'm getting just over 1000 carnival points per normal race, is that decent? How big of a boost are we talking from chain training the carnival hint skill onto umas?
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>>563779143
How do you feel about Digitan being well loved here on /uma/?
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post buono
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Good evening bros, also happy birthday to natie
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I skipped work today because I was feeling down
But now I feel down because I skipped work
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Craving pizza after work
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Reminder that Doto is unquestionably, categorically evil
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>>563779431
iktf
It's even worse if you take off the day to play uma and all your rolls are shit
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There's a suspicious amount of JPuma love in these threads.
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>>563779357
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>>563779227
How do I put it? Nice to see, but it doesn't affect me. If she was hated, nothing would change
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>>563779432
I've got a slice of pizza right now, are you jealous?
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Mambo!
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I have over 200 jellies should I just rawdog the event
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>>563779717
I know I will, I didn't do the spark thing in the first event either. too tedious
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>>563779717
i did that the last time
its not like you'll ever need them
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>>563779707
Yes. Fuck you.
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>>563779762
If you didn't do it the first time how do you know it's too tedious? It's three TT careers
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>>563779570
I went out to try some new food with my brother and had fun, but now I am home launching uma and having this dread looming over me
>>563779739
I don't think I deserve this hate
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>>563779717
You'd save like 30% of the jellies just by doing 1 new run with the carnival spark to at least use lvl 1 instead of nothing
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>mindbreaks you
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>Do a Gold City career
>Borrow Nature Wit for OYL
>Buy OYL at some point during the career
>Late senior year see Nature is in the second part of the chain
>Forgot City comes with OYL as a potential skill
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>>563779938
surely people wouldn't get mad at this gyaru... right??
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>>563779884
>doing TT careers at all
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booba
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>only 40 jelly
aieee I don't want to keep checking on RP
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>>563779839
Too bad, it's all mine.
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>>563779575
Why do spics use the Spica Trainer as their self insert for everything Uma x Torena related??
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>>563780149
Okay, then throw it on your parent and use a failed CM run. It's free points
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>>563780345
better get to farming the spark...
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>>563780397
I already have parentssss
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my kingu forever
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>>563779357
Baa-baa, Tea sheep, have you any wool?
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>>563780565
>I already have parentssss
You should at least read how the system works before deciding not to engage with it
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I'm not going to read all that, sorry you are not that important to me
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>>563780632
yes I've read and I still don't get it but who care I get to use my jellies that I will hoard anyway so might as well get some present rewards out of it
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>>563780714
You literally just proved them right instantly
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>>563780714
Incredibly based
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>>563779887
Act like a fag. Get treated as one. It isn't rocket science.
Your advices are appreciated but it doesn't erase all the oblivious and annoying things that you do while using the same set of images over and over again.
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>>563780749 (Me)
oh wait I forgot you don't do it in TT itself because the event is that dogshit whoops !
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>>563780714
lmao based, love when avatarfaggots get uppity, it's the best thread content kek
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>Solo front
>16th gate
>Pace E
SURE LOVE INSTALOSING DUE TO BEING TOO FAR OUT
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>>563780749
It's not that complex really, a 2 step cycle of Event>Career>Event>Career
>do race in event with good parent
>use that parent with event skill now attached for new run
>New mma gets event skill
>use new uma to do event race
>repeat cycle with new Uma as parent up to 5 times for enhanced results each time
>>563780714
Yeah you making everything about you is why you're such a nuisance
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It disturbs me that I am not getting any more carnival points than I was pre-mant
In fact, I think I'm getting less wtf
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who do I MLB
Sirius is really strong but idk when guts decks are becoming real
Ines and Vodka look cool for parent runs
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>>563780714
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How do I get a schizo this attached to me? Do you have to be a foid to get one?
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>>563781079
>do race in event with good parent
>use that parent with event skill now attached for new run
ohhhh okay I see what you mean thanks!! very kind
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>>563780714
finally, one based ntr post
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>>563781178
these are completely different cards
MLB whichever you need
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>>563781319
being an avatarfag or a femoid usually gets you a schizo madly in love with you
if you are both you will attract the lower abyss living forms so be warned
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>>563781362
I don't need any of them SR cards don't matter but I have yellow stones not being used
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>>563781360
You don't need to keep replying to yourself to make it seem like you're wanted. Do it.
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>>563781108
Nevermind, it was a fuku problem ignore this post
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>>563781465
stp and sirius are the only good ones for actual guts ace runs, I have sirius mlb and will probably mlb pearl myself
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>>563780714
here I thought this nigga was just white people food, turns out he/she is spicy as fuck yoooo, good one NTRfag
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>>563780396
Because they want to feel superior to those who use self inserts, and they believe that using an established character is just shipping and not projecting themselves onto it or something like that
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>>563781465
Do you have NTR/Fuku? If not, hold onto them for the pasa speed SR coming in a month or two
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>>563781452
>find love
>at the cost of having to avatarfag constantly
Cost/benefit analysis on this one is tricky...
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>>563781625
why are you typing as if you were black you're not black
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oh yeah I got this today, too bad she's kinda useless until lb3...maybe if I get one more in a daily I'll spark for fun. but if there really is no medium track for like, ages after 13 then maybe I won't but I like the card itself for the stats
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Very important exchange items
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>>563781757
Every day of the week I'm a brownoid retard to you, but when I actually speak with my culture you say I am not brown, what is it going to be Teio pigger
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>>563781797
2 mant runs... woah
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>>563781779
If rolling until spark, IIRC the probabilities are 25% for 2LB, 40% for 3LB, 30% for MLB
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>>563781797
CLOCKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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>>563781452
I used to attention whore back in /alter/. It mostly just got me name-dropped a lot and blamed for things I didn't do. Never got any anyone interested in me specifically.
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You don't need to bother with the spark thing for the carnival event, right? I remember just doing like 1 run with the spark for the mission and that was it. My CM12 ace already demolishes the races.
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>>563781535
Alright, got this bad bitch.

>>563781685
I'm not rolling for anything until Tachyon speed, but I've NTR so it should be fine.
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cm12 status?
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>>563781757
Ntrfag is so used to avatarfagging that the only way they can pretend to be someone else is to put on a really shitty goofy "voice" for a post. They think we can tell they're complimenting themself if they use hood talk instead of incredibly cringe talk like usual.
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>>563781797
more for the pile
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>>563782043
my scuffed xoguri and 2 dominators are ready
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>>563782017
Yeah our MANT umas shit on these event. Really helps new players alot
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>>563782036
very nice anon her speed bonus really helps out, plus she's cool

>>563781968
that's not too bad actually...I'm just wondering what the carat count will be like until tachy. have 30k rn but no carat packs able for refill buuuuut there should be another refresh around that time if worst comes to worst
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I recall reading somewhere that Cyjews was doing a survey. Is that still going? I can't find any info about it.
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>>563782017
Yeah. I thought it gave you more points but the rules don't say anything about that.
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>>563782043
my scuffed xoguri and 2 tetherers are ready
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>>563782017
The spark just lets you progress faster. You'll save RP items and probably get more banners before the event ends if you're setting up a spark Uma to do all the races with. They're all medium so you really just need to set 1 up if you want.
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>>563782043
1/2 parents done
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>>563779090
A glare that rapes you
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>>563779715
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>>563782043
I think this is where I give up and start just throwing my TT squad into the CM.
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>>563782197
It's a skill that triggers and all skills give points. It's a very significant amount of points but you don't "need" it, if you're ok using RP refills instead of gaining them during this event then you can skip the spark stuff.
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>>563782181
Yes. It was on their website. It might be still up, I don't know
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>>563782170
it was never hard
the progression should be in how many points you're getting
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My face hurts
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>>563782284
It wouldn't be rape if Ai-chan did it.
She's just winning and you're losing, nothing wrong about that.
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>>563782043

Training aces for CM13
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>>563782017
your ace winning a lot is fine but getting points is quicker, your medium TT uma would do a better job because she would have more skills and stuff
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>>563782043
I'm satisfied with my spinster squad at last. Looking forward to getting knocked down to group B by XOguris rated 3K points worse than them.
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what does this mean...so if I have 2 speed cards in my deck I will get 20 initial speed?

>>563782448
how so
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>>563782512
I appreciate the effort in this post
Hag love
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>>563782524
Correct
Headache
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>>563782043
worried
I can't make a good highroll recently, my highest rated uma jobbed hard in public rooms.
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>>563782512
That team looks like the cast of one of these millenial women movies. Sag Hex.
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>>563782621
thanks
take a tab and rest some!!
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>>563782524
Yes.. it's basically just 60 (or 50?) initial stats that you can influence with your deck loadout
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I don't engage with (You) farmers, you will see my CM plat when it happens, until then, stop asking
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>>563782362
Ehhh, I can get 1100-1300 off the regular races and 2300 off the ExTrEmE race. My 200 jellies are collecting dust anyways.
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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I'm bringing King and Kawakami to this CM, who should be my third uma? Don't say Haru.
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today is the day when I get med S, a gw spark and all my SSR's are gonna finish their chains
I can feel it in the water
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>>563778974
You guys are letting the birthday girl demolish the carnival right?
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>>563782803
Yeah and with a max carnival spark you'd be getting like 2000 points from that 1 skill triggering for over 3k per race. You can brute force it but the mechanic saves a lot of jellies.
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>>563782828
I am saying this
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>>563782828
kimo
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>>563782765
honestly not that bad, just kinda sucks it's not on a wit card or something. but it could be worse (like if it was pwr or guts)
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>>563782771
I do. Hi.
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*hooks up phone to speaker*
Play me Andrew Gold - Thank you for being a friend
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>>563782490
winning on the track and in bed
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>>563782873
sending luck your way!!!
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FFFFFUUUUUUU im late to the event, why didnt you guys say anything
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>>563782880
Sorry but I did exactly one 2* Nice Nature run during URA and immediately got a 3* stamina 6* power parent from it. She hasn't done anything except breed ever since.
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>>563782880
Alright, just for (You)
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>>563783179
Deio...
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>use kale juice without cupcake
>race
>get etsuko
literally never punished
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>>563783170
Nice Umanko ToT
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>>563783218
>using kale before a race
gwo, why are you wasting 20 energy?
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What's a good score to get on the carnival races? I'm getting like 1.3k on the normal races and 2.2k vs rudolf
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My cute, retarded wife.
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>>563783347
That's pretty typical.
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>>563747534
Everyone I have my eyes on right now.
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>>563783158
I just so wanna be done with cm12 grind so I can start working on my fronts for cm13...... kuyashii
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HURR YOU EVER GAMBLED 5 CENTS?? HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU'RE ALL IN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR SAVINGS ON A COIN TOSS???
shit uma
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>>563783170
>there are people prioritizing not just blues, but stam blues, over whites
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>>563783313
I had no cupcakes and 0 energy, no restores so I gambled on etsuko moodup..
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>>563783459
>t. lost 5 cents (his life savings) in a coin toss
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>>563783459
I like her because she has passion and I don't.
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>>563783218
this is actually optimal! I try to do this especially if I have a couple race turns coming up--happens surprisingly often

>>563783313
better than risking it at 0 and destroying your run immediately

>>563783451
hang in there dacchi
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>>563783459
>plays gambling game
>hates gambling uma
Make it make sense
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>>563783495
Post your parents
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what's your plan against christmas oguri, speak up
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>>563783745
If I win, I win
If I lose, I lose
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>>563783745
christmas oguri
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If you dislike Nakayama Festa you have no soul.
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Do they actually send you good stuff like SSR vouchers and free carats or is it just shit like 10% coupons for the ludicrous rip offs in the shop?
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>>563783745
My AMOguri has a secret weapon: Medium S.
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>>563783745
"that"
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will wait to see if she spooks my cheer nature pulls before unlocking her
>!also i was spamming teio's daily legend race for nothing this whole time when the carnival event was going to drop 20 more of them anyway...!
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>>563783836
i've never seen anyone post a coupon code before. with nikke youd always get some free gems code every month or so on discord
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>>563783745
Triple front, if one single opponent brings one front, then the winter pig is pushed down to 5 and she can't Christmas Miracle in time
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>>563783902
why were you farming teio
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>>563783618
ganbarimasu, surely I won't get screwed
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>>563783745
Localizers
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>>563783745
Defeat her with my cock
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>>563783495
>there are people posting not just shitty reaction images, but gyaru shitty reaction images, instead of having a proper argument
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>>563784023
>procs the other 3 heals anyway and triggers unique with 777
Your counterplay?
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Thanks, yeppers
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There must be something wrong with my brain, I can't stop imagining Sirius as pregnant every time I see her.
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>>563784023
>the winter pig is pushed down to 5
Now the camera closes up under my Gendo pose to show a smirk in slow motion.
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>>563783389
Succubus
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>>563784214
There's a reason for this.
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>>563783745
Borrow taikis gun
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hosting a few cm13 rooms (if there's enough participants) to feel out a couple things, ideally bring red shifters so we have better references!
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>>563784023
thanks for the nsm bwo
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>>563784214
EXTRA SEX
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>>563783745
Don't need a plan, life is more than getting an edge in the shitty 5 minutes a month slot machine in the horse racing sim game I play. If I end up 3rd in B that's free rewards I won't complain about, I'm here to play with and jerk off to Sweep Tosho and friends
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>>563784023
i really hopeyou are not doing that for CM12
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>>563784174
If you are down to 5th you already lost anyway, only late surger have enough multipliers to come from that far back, even then no one can catch Seiun
>>563784247
>>563784294
Good luck being hit by x3 hesitant pace chasers, and probably x2 dominator from the 3rd guy in the lobby
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>>563784023
>>563784174
>corner recovery, hydrate, hits 777
>steals your angling or hits NSM
>wins
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>>563784214
She calls you puppy cause she wants 5 kids at least
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>>563784169
ick! tiny dick is speaking!
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>>563784048
because i was only 15 star pieces away fron unlocking when the daily legend races opened, the only other make debut umas i'm missing are spe, suzuka, and rudolf and i'm >100 star pieces away for all of them (i missed all of their og legend races)
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>>563784023
If she's using preferred position or stamina to spare, definitely this will work. But a finals XOguri will most likely have corner recovery instead.
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>>563784409
this guy does not play the game
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>>563784419
>>563784568
you don't play the game
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>>563784491
You don't play the game
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>>563783980
THEY WASTED MY TIME CREATING AN ACCOUNT, HARVESTED MY FUCKING DATA JUST TO TURN AROUND AND NOT LET ME DO THE SURVEY I HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER COMPANY SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>563784409
>only late surger have enough multipliers to come from that far back
You're going to be humbled down by that Festive Miracle into NSM and when that happens please don't hate on her
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>>563784409
>if you miss u=ma2 you already lost anyway
lol
>Seiun winning midrace
lol
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>>563782880
Not racing her until she gets her Stacy evolution
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>>563784491
they WOULD say that
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>leave the thread for a week because of upcoming college exams
>thread's dead as fuck
>yet still see absolute retards posting stuff like triple front is good
this general is beyond saving
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>>563784667
and you HAVE no game!
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I don't play the game
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>>563784692
no I won't, my Sei never lost a single lobby to her, you will lose and be humbled, metafaggot
>>563784740
>cacao into chu into EA, into KT, into corners, into THH
you don't play the game
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>>563784604
>gets proven wrong by everyone in the thread
>n...no y...you don't play!!
pottery
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>>563784747
>complains about concert outfit showing bellybutton
>wears this
They really wore down her soul
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I love Rice
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>>563784831
Honestly I hate this /uma/ "you don't play the game huurrr" arc. When will this stop?
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>>563778974
/oshi/ block? /oshi/ block
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>>563784290
my umas are kinda homeless...
maybe it's too early for this
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>>563784831
make a lobby and fight me idiot, you will get raped by Sei and then you will shut up as my cock pushes down your throat
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>Seiun Sky
>ever being anything other than a rabbit
I get it, you like VF
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>>563784773
Fraud, Tosen Jordan would never eat KFC, she is a borgar gyaru
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>>563784971
>>563784821
post it so we can laugh
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Wait this is just stats + mood not points earned isn't this useless then?
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>>563784968
I was gonna join but I only have 1 red shifter.... maybe in few days I'll have manageable umas
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>>563784837
From the clip and the clearly unconfortable look on her face it sounds like she was forced into it by the director/president. This story I'll pay full attention to.
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>>563785029
Does she even get runaway? Suzuka is the only rabbit in the game at this point AFAIK.
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>>563785065
make a lobby
oh right you don't play the game so you won't make one lol
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>>563784949
When you stop posting things that make it clear you do not play this game
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>>563785156
But I wasn't even in the reply chain...
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>>563785079
it is useless. it's to help newfags beat the event. experienced players should have no problem mogging the opposition with any veteran they made in the last month.
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>>563785079
Correct
It’s for newbies or cradles who can’t hit the stats normally to be able to participate
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>>563784491
I WILL collect all the gyarus in this game.
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>>563785152
how about you make it and drop the code here :) you the one trying to prove the rest of the thread wrong lil bwo
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>>563785079
If you're making parents/Aries aces anyway then it doesn't really cost anything I guess. You could save jellies, not like you'll need them after this, or farm a few more prizes.
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>>563785079
All skills trigger points when activated and the carnival is better than gold skills for points and can stack up to 5X from repeated runs in this event. The boosts in stats help you make sure even if the Uma with the top level version comes out weak they still win.
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>>563785085
soon then...
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>>563785256
you are the accusers not me, kike brained golem, it's on you to prove me wrong
anyway you don't play the game
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>>563785128
It was cheerleading or sex with old men and the mejiro clan was hogging all the old men
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Post Umamusume with aura.
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>>563785079
yes you don't get any extra carnival event points for the spark, it's just % increase in stats, which is why you should just use your jellies, not like you'd use them on anything else
thankfully I'm at like 160
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>>563785345
i already am going to roll for her you can stop trying to convince me
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>>563785356
once the signups actually start I'm just gonna start doing cm13 aces, get me out of satsuki sho mines
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>>563785467
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>>563785407
can't post room code, can't post ace, just theory crafts and doesn't play the game. everyone knows you are wrong kek
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Biko Pegasus SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/my2kcv.png
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>>563784290
i have neither ssky not redmaruzen so im pretending cm13 doesn't exist
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>>563784023
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>>563785256
>>563785152
My umas are mid but I want to see a Seiun that can win, join up
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>>563785760
xister...

also we're a 6/9!
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>>563785541
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>>563785467
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>>563785848
>6/9
yeah. me and Raisu
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>>563785467
Cafe strongest there is
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>>563785467
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When is the real Satsuki Sho?
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>>563785994
whaaaat...?
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>>563786072
Laisu is so small you could even lift her up and do a standing 69
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How would you react if you went on a date with a girl and she played the claw machine and won a plushie for you and it looked exactly like you?
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unexpected umamusumes who enjoy facesitting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGmOVFPrCG4
Damn, I didn't realize Racing Carnival had it's own race music. I must have had the sound off last time it was around. This is pretty good.
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>>563786125
mmm, I bet!
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>>563786168
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>>563785467
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>>563786154
claw machines are actual scam I remember being in Japan and winning few figures but god it was pain in the butt
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>>563785835
>nobody joined and it was all pretend
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>>563785467
I find it funny that Cafe gets so much aura art, when she's pretty chill and comfy in her career, even she's slightly schizo.
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my white lightning cumming through the umanko
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>>563785835
im not the guy who you were arguing with but i am running a seiun that is doing pretty well when my oguri doesn't beat her anyway
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>>563786310
>I remember being in Japan
giwtwm
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>>563786247
Raisu is such a slut...
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>The karn evil event let's you buy Kikka Sho sashes with NO LIMIT
Rejoice.
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>>563786392
I was also not the one in that conversation I only want to see umas run, at least I know you make good umas so I bet your Seiun is good
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>>563785467
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>>563786346
mcafe is actually so comfy
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>>563786168
giving or receiving?
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>>563786434
this is well known!
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>>563786315
MANY such cases
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>>563786504
o-oh...
also no one has joined still...
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>>563786505
Which nipple do you flick to turn it on and which to turn it off
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>>563786392
The whole argument was triple fronts somehow blocking oguri and everyone laughed at the guy
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>>563786406
it was actually tons of fun but most of the merch I bought was vocaloid instead of uma but I might go again in 2027, a lot of second hand stores have tons of uma merch too
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>>563785835
6/9 btw
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>>563786623
fun times ahead!! just hoping everything stays chill
>knocks on wood
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>>563786584
Too big, I want my Raisu completely flat or with small buds
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>>563786593
I can join, but my aces aren’t complete yet
I do have a borked Seiun
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>>563786702
I have nothing to do with the earlier discussion but I joined
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>>563786448
this is peak KINO, when does global get this?
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so close to hitting everything for CM13 parent
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>>563786771
it's 100% worth going, but yeah... hell maybe next time I might go to Kasamatsu too
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>>563786778
Onii-sama is supposed to love Rice no matter what...hmph!
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>One CM and I'm arlready leeching
Sorry danchou but MANT filtered me
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Post something cute
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>>563785467
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>>563787023
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>>563785835
Results, it was pretty close.
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>>563787023
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>>563786941
did you only stay in the greater tokyo area last time? I'm planning on going around most of the country since there's so much I want to see...
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>pure passion team sirius procs
>they dont show up for training a single time until the buff goes away
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>>563787107
uhhh >>563785407 0 clue retard does NOT play the game
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I fucking love Satano holy shit
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>>563787023
>>563787090
my cute punny wife
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>>563787198
the one in the room was not him, that wasn't a triple front setup
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>>563787186
Makes me think of a Vodka cosplayer I saw in a convention last year
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>>563784290
7 minutes remaining so atp just bring your cm12 aces, come come!
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>>563787270
same thing, "oguri can't win when in 5th" when it doesnt matter
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Good thing Im not in a hurry to get these Winning Ticket crystals, they're the only ones left
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>>563787184
I can speak some basic N5 nihongo so I went to Hakone, Yamanashi, Tokyo, Kyoto, Kobe, Nara and Osaka
next trip I wanted to go to hokkaido too but dunno if it's worth yet
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>>563787107
oh i forgot about this
damn i suck
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>>563787410
ohhh okay I just associate a lot of merch shopping with staying in one place, that's awesome
hokkaido looks nice but a little out of the way to get to...okinawa looks nice as well
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Reminder to never use 5 carrot jelly mini in a row since it resets the RP 2-hour timer
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>>563787351
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICE NATURE DES
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I hate that nasty whore Seeking the Dick so much it's unreal
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>>563787582
I'm definitely doing more uma merch shopping next time I'm going too, probably will visit atleast Kasamatsu so I can see the race track myself
>>563787705
I want granny to teach me boxing...
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>>563787410
A bunch of retired horses are in Hokkaido. Pretty sure Acute is there.
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>40m of uphill
Huh, do you need highlander for fronts on this track
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>>563787776
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Closer...
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>>563787803
can you even visit them? a lot of retired horses are on private farms that barely even allow visits
if I would be able to a actually visit I might consider honestly
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>>563785467
I like it when the Uma love to race and go a little crazy doing it.
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>>563787804
>the nefarious second uphill
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>>563787764
But why?
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>>563784290
>>563787351
thank you for joining! ayabe exploded in the end and lost because of it...whoops 512 stam moment
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I'm restarting from the beginning. It's time to make my own SS oguri grandparent to funnel into
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>>563788108
>creek
uh oh bros is it too early to start nyoooticing
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>>563787764
She's ugly but she's fun. You don't have to want to fuck every single one of your friends anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8
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>>563787904
Some of them are open for visitation https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2044895279069929793?s=20. I think some horses require advance reservation, at least a lot of tweets w/ the hors in the pic says "reservation required". If you plan far enough out you might even get a slot to see Doto.
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>>563788068
4 clocks on Niigata Junior Stakes because of her. She wasn't even the rival, that was Halo who also got bodied multiple times.
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CM13 Stamina Requirements are 800 + 2 golds
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>>
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Almond bros I..
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>>563788184
I really hope anons didn't believe the "you only need her for longs" gaslight...
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>>563788245
if everything goes well and I go in 2027 I'll probably look into this more!!
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>>563788269
Either don't use clocks on that specific race or just skip it. If you don't have 350+ power you're not making it without making a clock offering.
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>1100 SPD
>1100 PWR
>1100 WIT
>1* guts
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Suzuka.... ;;
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>>563786604
im using fronts and its going ok but its not really blocking as much as just being able to stay ahead and win sometimes
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>>563788389
Anons already forget Creek was required for CM1
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Taiki works next CM correct? I kinda want to race her again.
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>>563788184
I only have 2 gacha SSR MLB, with the carnival event I just now have the option to MLB SR Tachyon or Stinko since they are at 1LB
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>listening to Umadol Power
Didn't I hear this before somewhere...?
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>>563788594
a wheelchair takes all the weight off your legs too
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>>563788602
you can't block xoguri that has triple 7s, thats the whole point she does not interact with the lobby
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>>563788614
cm13 is actual oshiKINO you can run anything
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>>563785467
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>>563788614
They changed SFV so it's not optimal anymore
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Guess the spark
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>>563788745
yeah its like a time trial ghost
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>>563788871
She's so cool...
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Had to got to pity for the 4th time for Nishino. All I got along the way was Rice Shower. Why would the demiurge do this?
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>>563788896
besides hitting NSM off shitty triple fronts
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>>563788871
It's funny because she has aura but she's a fucking cinnamon roll otherwise.
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>>563788880
SFV on Taiki is still strong and somehow she's the one uma who has good affinity with Maruzensky and Nishino Flower so she can use these parents without losing on affinity.
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>>563788890
wit 2
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>>563785467
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can somebody explain to me why anime mcqueen is considered bad? what about as a front for the next cm? the requirements seem fine so idk what the problem is
maybe it's a little bit early of anything?? like the velocity is less effective
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>>563789069
she's instantly losing that aura in bed
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>>563789134
Her unique has a big IF attached to it, regular Mackie is fine but she needs sparks investments.
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>>563788984
Might be worth fixing with the spark lab in the future
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>>563789134
anyone can win tokyo derby, homestretch uniques are strong here
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>>563788979
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>>563788979
affinity is overrated
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>>563789230
I already used normal mackie in 11 so I wanted to altmaxx if anything...
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>>563788932
Just because you taught anons how to get drained by tulpas doesnt mean that dumb fuck will do good things for you.
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>>563789134
Because of the ridiculous unique activation conditions
>HP ≤45%, ≤1L Gap Behind, 1st-3rd
Good uniques is what usually gets you the victory
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Doing the carnival looping doesn't help you earn more carnival points right?
So I should just ignore that mechanic?
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>>563789134
because it's easier to trigger Teio Step than stripper Mackween's ult
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>>563789239
Is this even worth fixing?
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>>563788643
perhaps...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VVGMDSGTUo
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>>563789358
If you get S rank in MANT yes you can ignore it. They wipe the shit out of everything. Front runners does it best
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>>563789453
nta and just guessing
nn and ignited power is nice and good stars
but the 1star sparks are pretty sad
might have been worth it if it had SS sparks
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>>563785467
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what the HECK is the point of the racing carnival spark
it's faster to just spam tp potions and racists
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>>563789453
Ignited:Pwr+Star+some other decent stuff and Turf sparks are never bad, though Stam sparks are obviously not as ideal as Power or Speed. We'll see what I've got whenever it comes.

>>563789605
It'd be a grandparent, so having them present is more important then anything else since it increases the odds of getting the sparks on the parent uma.
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>>563789457
mio didn't deserve all that bad tiktok fame... she's too good for them
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>>563789330
>HP ≤45%
oh right this is a little annoying, like you're NOT allowed to overstam which is fine in theory but still

>>563789375
wait maybe I can use teio for once, could test out the new daiwa card while at it
not sure what her second inherit would be though
fronts, lates and ends already have it figured out
but legit what would pace even want, nyopera or oguri?
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>>563789164
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>>563789768
paces want Nishino now too, so nyopera and nishino are the best parents
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>>563785467
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>>563789741
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>1st taurus cup stamina requirements 900 and 2 gold recovery
>2nd taurus cup is 800 and 1 gold recovery
>same track

nyooooticing
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>>563782928
>>563782978
>>563784491
>>563785245
>Coal Shitty
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>>563790112
everyone has more WIT now
and the actual stats is 950 stam and 1 gold recov
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>>563789957
pretty paripi gyaru
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>>563790202
me on the left
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...Hey, what do you see from there? Sluggish shadows drifting through the night? Or perhaps dust from the dance floor, kicked up by someone's fancy footwork?

"Mhm, in there you'll only find a tent of tedium, spread around like a sloshy quagmire. They've only two choices—accept their muddy fates and sink, or writhe in vain defiance. How drab."

"However, I can present you with a third choice. Take my hand... and I'll show you how much fun this world can be."
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>>563790223
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>>563790314
honestly I respect this artist so much, his whole art twitter is 99% devoted to Helios with some exceptions sometimes
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>>563789768
I'd get Redshift + Moving Past, lots of fronts for CM13 you might actually hit 5th
>>563789895
see >>563789259
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>>563790207
so hit 950 stamina with no stamina sparks and just super creek on a 0% speed uma
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBu0So8luk
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>>563790238
YWNBAU
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>>563790470
Waifu artist are the best, I always enjoy finding some. They make sure franchises and/or specific characters get lots of quality art.
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>>563790314
Love this one. Really captures her energy perfectly.
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Helios a cute!
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>>563787313
Please tell me you shot your shot.
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>>563790745
No
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>>563790745
yes!
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>>563785467
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>>563782043
2 cope fronts are ready. Kita is genuinely mediocre, low Wit annoys me and I have much better Kitas that missed on Groundwork, Maru is alright, but I ruined her by picking Dodging Danger early and losing on gambling for Prudent inherits.
Working on OG Seiun Sky right now.
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>>563790918
I'm jealous of that SMaru I've been trying to hit S and gw for 4 days now on her
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Should I? What if I get spooked by her later!?
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Should I summon Bourbon with a command spell?
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>>563790918
Is S.Maru the only uma with that night city banner? It always looks so cool on her.
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Gold City more like Gold Pretty
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https://x.com/kaor1n_n/status/2044661938463142317?s=46
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>>563791278
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>>563791230
Looking at it from an adult perspective, honestly it would just make me laugh if a kid like her said stuff like that to me
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>>563791382
Bros I hate umas
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>>563791245
You know, I've never even noticed the banners. Like I completely ignored them for so long, I don't even understand how
>Gentildonna is the gym
Haha
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>>563791230
She's saying shit like that to a 25 year old man.
How does she keep herself from dying from embarrassment saying this shit.
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>>563790483
>Moving Past, lots of fronts for CM13 you might actually hit 5th
that's an amazing idea actually AND I get to use my cracked dober, 14* medium
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>>563791579
bwo your stamina??
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>>563791245
Most likely, Summer Special Week got another variation of Bubbly Land background on her. Genuinely never noticed it, cool detail.
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No matter what you do, I already won, torena
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>>563790619
why is she doing that hand gesture...
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>>563791579
>mile E
bwo...
good timing, I was also thinking of trying at a CM13 Teio
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>>563791209
Teio is probably the most useless Uma, so unless you have a burning desire to start her career NOW, I'll hold to these personally.
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Holy crap, how is it even possible to get 550k.
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>>563791869
Don't call her that...
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>>563791842
I'd rather play out runs than reset every inspiration highkey
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I want to commit a crime

>>563791429
>>563791543
Charisma break uma
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>>563791937
Double Arima + Double Japan Cup with the fan sticks should be close to 400k
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>>563791209
if you don't have any uma banners to pull on within the next month, just go for it
otherwise wait for your target banner and unlock afterwards if she doesn't spook your pulls
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>>563792021
It'd be hard to get all of Turf+Med+Long to even D.
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>>563791209
is not like you're going to sell those for clovers lol, just get her
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>>563791987
Sirius is for a lot of things.
Femdom, charisma break, domination loss, but also some of the sweeter things like mentorship and tsundereisms.
She's a very versatile umamusume.
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>>563792062
My next planned pulls are Brian+Sky and the CB banner.
Since Teio suffers in MANT maybe I'll wait.
I still have my make debut voucher kek.

>>563792156
It's more about the extra stats from getting her to 4*
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>>563791382
>Jordan
yet she's pretty submissive when she's with her trainer
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>>563791382
Gold city is going to die alone.
This is like being 200cm tall and only being interested in people taller than you...
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>marked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgjsjEOV5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maplOaBSpyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvn_dO00DE
^ don't listen to this one if you don't want to get depression
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>>563792553
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>>563792553
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>>563791579
Praying to Umallah you get Medium S first run Teiodachi
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>>563792726
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>>563792638
Marche's song is so, so good.
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>>563792638
>^ don't listen to this one if you don't want to get depression
>1:32
The piano and flute notes of Brilliant Phantasia here made me tear up... Rhein Krafto-san
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>>563792907
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>>563792638
who the heck is this ku-chan
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>>563792638
>Marche sings both in her puppet voice and her normal voice
Very cute
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>>563793062
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>>563792354
She's the 2nd retard of the group.

>>563792430
All Umas will die alone, they want chads.
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I have done nothing today but lay in bed and do my runs after coming back from wagie......
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>>563793062
>her mouth is so small
what an odd thing to say, i dont get it
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>>563792917
>>563793118
Chika has a great talent, such a beautiful voice, the work she puts into doing two voices for one character is much appreciated
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>>563793253
Sirius... Creek...
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>>563793245
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>>563793314
and that's okay, friday is tomorrow after all! or today rather
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>>563793314
dancho's bitch
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>>563789246
1,500,000CC is really strong this map too.
proc zone 1 is uma stan
proc zone 2 is midrace after pacekeep that can't be punished
proc zone 3 homestretch haste that can't proc late.
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>>563793426
You weren't supposed to point that out...
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>>563793064
Kuu-chan is Rhein Kraft, don't look up her story
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>>563793460
it's already friday yeah, I was even too lazy to get up to do the runs on my PC
>>563793508
MORE LIKE HE'S MY BITCH
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>>563793432
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mmmm yummy

>>563793586
tbf phone runs are more comfy, but I like multitasking
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>>563791278
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>>563793606
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>>563793751
man this comic is just mucho fucking texto
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>>563793650
it's a mobage so I treat it as such... I usually play different vidya whenever I'm on PC but I usually try to atleast do like 1 parent run outside my borrows
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>>563793426
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10444194
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>>563793693
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>>563793751
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Getting a good run but not getting medium S is so fucking assss.
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>>563793941
>jobs first episode on cingrey
>jobs in japan cup
>useless
why was she even mentioned again
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>>563793693
>always loses
>loss to American umas
Shit uma that need to stay in her lane.
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>>563793943
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>>563794045
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Am I cooked without S medium?
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>>563794195
yes
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>>563794115
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>>563794195
you'll be fine until A finals
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>>563794195
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>>563792430
Is a super common trope for female side characters in shoujo mangas
>they set impossible high standards and make sure everyone know about it
>meet a guy who clearly doesn't meet them but end up spending a ton of time together for whatever x reason
>slowly start getting interested in him which makes them rethink their expectations in a partner
>then the guy does one thing that captivates them and shatters their prejudices
>they fall in love little by a little
>and end up as a couple
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>>563794195
Yes. It's over. You're done. Enjoy B Group.
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>>563794138
repvtation destroyed first minute in the show...
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>>563794263
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>>563793868
That does sound like something she'd go through...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pf-IA3YR-w
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>>563793443
umadol sex
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>>563794376
nice subs, tranny
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>>563794138
Ugly gyaru
Ugly fattie
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>>563794437
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>>563794565
i just got it off youtube since it was the quickest, not my fault you like a loser.
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>>563794334
This is a common cope devised by the undesirable as a way to imagine they could date up
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last update to the list, thank you for posting your sorters

>63: Maruzensky
>56: King Halo
>55: Gentildonna
>51: Agnes Tachyon
>50: Symboli Rudolf
>44: Agnes Digital
>41: Nice Nature, Rice Shower
>40: Daitaku Helios
>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio
>36: Daiwa Scarlet, Kitasan Black
>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O
>33: Stay Gold
>32: Seiun Sky
>30: Admire Vega
>27: Calstone Light O, Vodka
>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle, Wonder Acute
>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright
>22: Marvelous Sunday, Still in Love, Super Creek
>21: Aston Machan
>20: Curren Bouquetd'or
>19: Hishi Akebono, Orfevre
>18: El Condor Pasa, Katsuragi Ace
>17: Fenomeno, Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O
>16: Dantsu Flame, Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap, Symboli Kris S
>15: Copano Rickey, Dream Journey, Eishin Flash, Grass Wonder, Gold City, Haru Urara, Logotype, Marche Lorraine, Mejiro Ramonu, Mihono Bourbon, Sakura Laurel, Tanino Gimlet

well done hag nayshun
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>>563794625
>Jordan
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>>563794591
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I guess the competition isn't horsing around
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>>563794647
They usually end as the 3rd or 4th side couple in the manga so is not 100% a cope
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>>563794650
that's right, the gyaru is for me and I can proudly say I make up almost half of the points alone
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>>563794694
I wouldnt be able to stop myself from petting cafe
Im not strong enough
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>>563794650
>Maruzensky with 63
Hagfags need to be exile.
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>>563794723
>he has a bald ugly bastard cuck fetish
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>>563794739
gn
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>>563794650
>King bumped up to second
Proud of you guys.
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>>563794719
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>>563794898
umasumi
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>>563794650
why is Narita Top Road not on the list?
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>>563794898
nini umadacchi
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>>563794763
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>>563794650
Can you add mine? I just woke up
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>>563791230
What class is a horse larping as a human larping as a gundam? She's not shown to have any specific weaponry so she could be most of them.
>Saber - beam saber
>Archer - beam rifle
>Lancer - no offense to spear fans but i don't think they make for good mech weapons
>Caster - gundams have been known to use many sorcerous technologies - psychic powers, afterimages, funnels
>Rider - if she pilots a bigger version of herself, or the real bourbon is a tiny creature piloting what we percieve to be bourbon.
>Berserker - many mechs have been known to drive their pilots mad
>not touching extra classes.
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>>563794898
Good night bro
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>>563794650
I'm not sure if I should feel comforted that most of my list didn't make it here or worried...
Atleast my top 3 have good representation here.
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>>563794694
Be more smart torena, at least put the coffee in a cup and throw the can before Cafe arrives
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>>563794867
>he wants the gyaru
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>actually finished
masaka
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CM rooms?
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>>563795279
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>>563795279
Git gud
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>>563795014
i'm done updating it bwo... just imagine the list but with your umas with their respective points added (1st = 15, 2nd = 12, 3rd = 10, 4th = 8, 5th = 6, all the way down to 10th = 1)

though your addition bumps King up to 1st so that's awesome, she's one of my oshis as well
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>>563795279
If you have medium S it's fine
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>>563795279
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>>563795279
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>>563795279
>bwo there is literally no difference between 55RB and 60RB
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>>563794195
No don't listen to trolls lol this is a 2000m race, it's a known fact that having s aptitude on short tracks are basically useless.
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>my Uma are so shit I am losing against Rudolf every time and need the Attempt #2 +25% stat boost to beat her

I am literally doing worse in the game as time goes on. Last carnival I was averaging 1.2k pts per race before and now I am getting 800. I can't fucking deal with this bros I am not gonna make it I still have to do 7 or 8 Careers to finish the event too and I am in such a bad mood seeing my efforts be called shit by the game that I just want to give up on everything because it's not getting better it's factually getting worse and it hurts to realize this
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Why is King Halo so popular here?
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>>563795279
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>>563795489
When everyone is rolling with max speed and pow, medium S absolutely makes a difference.
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>reddit halo
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>>563795543
She doesn't rape you in the hot spring.
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>>563795571
Race is already finished before you hit your max speed retard you don't play the game.
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Did you know that all the girls in Bunny Garden 2 have Uma Musume VAs? You can play a dating sim featuring your favorite horsewife RIGHT NOW
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I came
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>>563795489
it's a long ass final stretch with limited accels you have enough time to hit top speed
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>>563795543
You fuck her mom
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>>563795491
>my Uma are so shit I am losing against Rudolf every time and need the Attempt #2 +25% stat boost to beat her
When we said that if you didn't get Kitasan MLB your account was bricked we meant it
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>>563795651
Is Luna in it? is Brian? Is CB?
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>>563795651
>Did you know that all the girls in Bunny Garden 2 have Uma Musume VAs
yes, you have been shilling this game for a while now
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>>563793910
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>>563795491
Post the Uma you are using for this event, the deck you used for training her, and post your full card storage
Don't give up, I will help you win this
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>>563794650
>63: Maruzensky
>56: King Halo
>51: Agnes Tachyon
>50: Symboli Rudolf
>44: Agnes Digital
>41: Nice Nature, Rice Shower
>40: Daitaku Helios
>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio
>36: Daiwa Scarlet, Kitasan Black
>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O
>32: Seiun Sky
>30: Admire Vega
>27: Vodka
>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle
>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright
>22: Marvelous Sunday, Super Creek
>19: Hishi Akebono
>18: El Condor Pasa
>17: Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O
>16: Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap
>15: Eishin Flash, Grass Wonder, Gold City, Haru Urara, Mihono Bourbon
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>>563795651
I can already fuck the director in Grisaia, I don't need this
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>>563795648
Bring your best medium A uma and I'll bring my medium S. Best of 5.
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>>563791646
looks good to me
deck is bussin ong fr fr
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>>563795774
>he removes the gorilla
Now remove City
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>>563795543
usually /vg/ is attracted to girls with low self-esteem because anons are afraid of confident girls and therefore want easy girls
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>>563795651
I hope they add Creek to the game.
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>>563795701
uhhhhh we have jordan, maya, ulala, gran alegria, chiyo and ikuno dictus
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>>563795659
SO DID I
hot hour for wit trainings
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>>563795774
>special week nowhere
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>>563795990
In that case... Not interested, sorry.
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>>563796003
massive loads being dropped rn
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>>563795924
not spurting in time with that stam and recovery gwo...
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>>563795373
>66: King Halo
>63: Maruzensky
>55: Gentildonna
>54: Symboli Rudolf
>51: Agnes Tachyon
>49: Daiwa Scarlet
>44: Agnes Digital, Nice Nature
>41: Rice Shower
>40: Daitaku Helios
>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio
>36: Kitasan Black
>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O
>33: Stay Gold
>32: Seiun Sky
>30: Admire Vega
>27: Calstone Light O, Vodka, Gold City
>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle, Wonder Acute
>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright, Mihono Bourbon
>22: Marvelous Sunday, Still in Love, Super Creek
>21: Aston Machan
>20: Curren Bouquetd'or, Grass Wonder
>19: Hishi Akebono, Orfevre
>18: El Condor Pasa, Katsuragi Ace
>17: Fenomeno, Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O
>16: Dantsu Flame, Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap, Symboli Kris S
>15: Copano Rickey, Dream Journey, Eishin Flash, Haru Urara, Logotype, Marche Lorraine, Mejiro Ramonu, Sakura Laurel, Tanino Gimlet
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>>563795102
>Rider
Mecha musume Bourbon piloting a giant mecha while hiding the fact her strongest NP is just ditching her armor and running people over like MagnaGarurumon's Starlight Velocity but with some Bellerophon oomph and her taking off pose
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>>563795924
heh, finished almost at the same time
but lowrolled hard on stats, being forced to use a 50RB deck is ass
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How freaky does she get in the bed?
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>>563796194
Cute Ai-chan
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>>563796253
she gets childish, needy, and huggy
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>>563795826
Must be the same as the 3 front retard.
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>>563796194
>Halo slayed the hag
Based.
>City that high
Cringe
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>>563796298
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>>563796191
mhm, with medium S mind you~

>>563796250
kindafastGODS
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>>563795674
I have Kitasan MLB and I still can't beat her... It's over...

>>563795746
I switched to the Carnival Spark one but they both can't win against Rudolf on the 1st attempt.
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>>563795279
so long as you have a speed green it's fine
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>>563796393
>>563796298
cute dog
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>>563795943
king halo has really high self-esteem, thoughbeit?
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>>563796317
>she gets childish, needy, and huggy
Lemme guess... you need more?
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why are you here instead of playing the game?
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>>563795943
If this were true then Nice Nature would be at the top of that list
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>>563796462
>>563688072
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>>563796329
Chicken? Or did you glue all your non medium S aces?
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>>563795543
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>>563796419
Do you not have the Jordan welfare SSR?
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>>563796423
>king halo has really high self-esteem
she is constantly breaking into tears
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>>563796460
Tazuna is working 24/7 just to prevent me from having this
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>>563796462
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>>563796462
The current scenario is dogshit
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>>563796419
staminalet...
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>>563796525
Don't worry, she will be once this alt drops
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>>563796462
Smooching Chrono
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>>563796462
sweepy is playing for me
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>>563796525
Because she's fucking ugly.
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>>563796609
well agree to terms to give her bi-week anal needs and you have the aristocrat
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I can conclude that there is enough demand for a Road to the Top-like OVA focused on the Golden Generation with King as the protagonist and it ends at Takamatsunomiya Kinen
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>>563796725
Well she's fucking me. Does that count?
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>>563796419
Post your full card storage
Do you have any reliable fronts you can use for this? Of course, you have Daiwa Scarlet
Fronts are the best to beat this type of events, pace chasers can be brocked because it is not just 9 umas like in chanmi
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>563796580
what is the best welfare combo right now?
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>>563796725
>Because she's fucking ugly.
I can tell you have never touched pussy in life that wasn't your fat mother's gaping vagina
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>>563796776
No, fuck off.

>>563796784
Get better standards.
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>>563796806
meant for >>563796580
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>>563796806
Marv Strength is good if you don’t have Nishino or Marv wit. Jordan is better than Taishin speed by a long shot and it would free your borrow for Curren or FM. NTR’s Firm Course Menace is great for high level CM play but it isn’t necessary on a carnival Uma. You might even be better off with Fuku if you must borrow a speed card.
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>>563796195
I'm now imagining bourbon in the rider pose.
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>>563796462
I play the game while I'm here on my phone
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>>563796462
I'm out of borrows
I have under 50 clocks
If only double rewards were still a thing, 5 procs of the 10 carats reward and I could afford buying clocks with carats
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>>563794968
>she's like coffee hot but I'm a cold brew faggot and hate hot coffee if I ain't freezing my tits off.
Cafebros... Is it over for me?
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>>563794650
>>563795774
>>563796194
>15: Copano Rickey
I'm gonna punch
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>>563782298
Mambo Mambo!
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>>563796929
She'll never be real
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time to grind carnival event all the way up to 60k points at once because i need the last gold shard to complete a crystal and MLB my stinko
RIP jellies stash
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>>563797173
I dont think she particularly cares?
Unless you drink shit like St*rbucks
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>>563796462
I'm just lazy
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>>563797341
starbucks is good though...
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>>563796419
I have Kitasan MLB and I still can't beat her...
...
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>>563797227
She rape kids
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I spent a rainbow gem thingy on Super Creek, and then I drew a Super Creek card and now I have some rainbow cleats.
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my oshis? valentine eishin flash, symboli rudolf and grass wonder
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>>563796806
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I think I'm having my boiperiod... I won the make debut and saw all the mob umas who lost, I imagined how sad they were and started crying...
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>>563797313
I used like 50 jelly to do exactly that
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>>563797427
what about OG eishin...
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>>563797492
She's not a dominatrix.
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>>563797419
and I am one (mentally), a perfect match
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I wanna flatline
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>>563796462
I don't feel like using tp bottles.
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>>563797427
You might like Tachyon bwo
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>>563797563
Creek exist.
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>>563797437
Nice joke, they don't even fucking take physical applications anymore. It's all online and they ghost you almost immediately.
t. someone who applied 5 times in 3 years.
I have a seasonal job now though at least elsewhere
>>
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>>563797667
ewww
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>>563797419
Correction, she gives them their first cuck experience
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>>563796580
The SPD one? It didn't look good to me.

>>563796669
I wanted 700 but I compromised and bought EVERY Recovery skill available. I swear there were twice as many as what's shown.

>>563796804
I tried Front Runners and my Taiki got beat up in the first couple CM and I never made any again.l after hurting her so badly. My Creek Card is weak but I have 2 or 3 Selectors and 2 Shard things too I think.
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>>563797048
Riding: EX rank
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>>563797563
I wish I was rickey here
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>>563797419
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>>563797341
>Unless you drink shit like St*rbucks

But I like Starbucks. How else am I gonna get my overpriced literal of burned beans, corn syrup and 400mg+ of Caffeine at the push of a button? The artisanal faggot shit is in downtown and I don't have time in the morning Anon.
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>>563797819
I'm coming for you
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>>563797794
>>>/d/
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>>563797293
But she's real in my mind Goyim
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>>563797563
what's the context of rickey around kids
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For CM 13 / Dahby dominator hybrids are still a thing, right? There is no need for stamina debuffs, right?
Most people don't have a MLBd Creek and borrowing her seems like something a xogger wouldn't do, but Xoguri can just buy Gourmand and call it a day, no?
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>>563797857
Just drink a normal black coffee...
Add a splash of cream if you must
>>
OBUHI CAP HATE
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>>563797810
Now imagining reverse cowgirl from Bourbon.
Bourbon slamming down that rump making shockwaves with every impact.
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>>563795491
>>563796419
This is the reason why you need to have your own 6*-9* stamina parents. Holy fucking shit are you making sprint umas.
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>>563797427
Don't try it. Trust me. You'll quickly realize dominator has about 50% chance to activate even with huge amounts of wit.
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>>563797967
Find Truck-kun so you can meet her.
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You guys should spend more time with your trainees.
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>>563797976
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>>563797948
You should go there to keep your erp shit
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>>563798126
Fuck off, clanker
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>>563798289
oh... OH
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>>563798313
Instructions unclear. Now jerking off to clanker
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>>563796419
>>563797795
>14 races
>Iron Will
Are you running in URA? At least learn the latest scenario to get those stat bloats. It makes a huge difference.
For MANT, I suggest: Kitasan, Jordan, Marvelous (Power), Tachyon, Dober (SSR), and borrow Fine Motion.
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>>563795183
jp umas? Hard to rate them when I only know their design
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>>563798071
>putting an S+ uma in a cm room
NGMI
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>>563796776
I don't think her jobbing for a dozen races and then winning against literal whos would make for a great movie
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>>563798214
only if they pay me
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don't use your jellies now you dumbos, unless you need to MLB a SR
wait until the last day or two until you spam jellies...
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>>563798374
now...convert, become one of us
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>>563797795
>I have 2 or 3 Selectors and 2 Shard things too I think.
Do you have a yellow gem? Use it on Shinko Windy to MLB it and start using that card which is fantastic
You will train Daiwa Scarlet for this, she is an okaish pick for CM too, buy her potential lvl for Killer Tunes
Use this card deck I made for you, it gets you 50 RB and it's great for this 2000m race
Train Daiwa as a Front Runner, get a Seiun parent, grab like 9 power sparks and 6 stamina to not run short on that department
For second inherit you can use McQueen, VBobo, NyOpera, whatever you have, Oguri pulse not good on fronts so don't grab Ogurin
Make sure you at least meet 701 stamina so you don't have to buy recovery skills, preferably 750
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>>563797419
Conversely, which umas are the weakest to shotadom?
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>>563798032
you can bring double murmur and kill the non xoguri aces
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Something about how Ardan's boobs somehow still bigger than her bloated belly is so hot
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>>563798519
yeah hoard them so you can use them in uhhhhhhhh
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This fanart has her in a collar but personally I'd like to be her dog instead.
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>>563798703
the food goes to the right place
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>>563798774
can you stop posting???
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>>563780101
this actually happened to me over furious feat
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>>563798214
For what purpose? I got better things to do.
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>>563798474
I'm still working on my SMaru....
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>>563798774
Only a woman can draw something so disgusting
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>>563798214
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>>563798519
I really needed to MLB that Tachyon.
>>
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>>563798754
so you can beat THAT guy in TT
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>>563798519
facts
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>>563798519
what am i saving them for gwo
the next story event will replenish them anyway
>>
>>
I want a trainee who will treat our relationship as something strictly professional with little to no emotional intimacy.

What are my options?
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How can I be lazy optimally during MANT?
there's an event almost every 15 days that forces me to do 10-ish full careers.
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>>563793716
I can't believe they'd have the balls to actually kill an uma... I know they don't lol but that really feels like running off to heaven right there
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>>563798642
Rice Shower
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>>563799117
then just do 1 run a day with 2x bonus?
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>>563799073
Shakur
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>>563799073
Shakur
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Which Hoguri is better, both have Head On and U=Ma
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>>563799117
sweep it up
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>>563798146
I still don't have one 3* Spark, I will NEVER get 6* or anything like that or imaginary 9*

>>563798389
Yeah I can't do Unity Cup, every run is a cluster fuck where my final stats are so split and unfocused I look like an NPC Uma minus the gold skills. MANT takes forever and my stats are slightly better but again, very unfocused. My best is an A+ on MANT, maybe halfway to S but URA is always A+ anyways so....

>>563798537
I'll give this a try and see how it goes. I assume this is for MANT? I'm gonna have to watch some videos to understand and value training and race priorities and stuff.
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>>563799073
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>>563799191
I used to do 3+ careers a day but now I can't be assed to do a full MANT run.

>>563799274
Sigh. Maybe. Last I heard MANT is still broken on it?
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>>563799118
That is exactly what is happening there, merely symbolism Rudolf tho, the real Rhein Kraft died of a heart attack and could not take the triple tiara, an excellent mare finished because of some twisted joke of fate
Kuu-chan is just a sleepy head in the story so she is fine, still this chapter makes you cry like a man with a soul, so be warned
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>>563799264
Left by far
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>>563799264
left
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>>563799321
>My best is an A+ on MANT
Your deck is good enough to consistently get S+. Learn the scenario so you don't need to cry anymore.
>>
/uma/pyoi
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>>563798214
Maruzensky threw a good run into the toilet so I had to fall back on Fuku and she saved me. Late Surgers haven't failed me yet
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>>563799321
>I assume this is for MANT?
Correct, learn the scenario and play it, and then play it a lot more, and even more later.
You have a strong capable deck that can make SS rank umas, so put in the effort and get luck on your side too
Don't give up Torena-san
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>>563797795
Bwo… Jordan is welfare Fuku. Taishin is absolute garbage in comparison and just generally. 50% vs. 20% specialty priority. 35 initial speed and 30 initial power vs. I think 30 initial speed. The same race bonus. A gold stamina recovery if you really need it. Jordan welfare is pretty damn strong.
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>>563798519
I need to MLB Nishino
>>
I'M HORNY
FOR UMAS
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>>563799357
Get max point bonus and do a single run a day with 2xtp usage, I maxed by doing that. Remember to collect event rewards and spin after each run so you get the event support card faster it will save you a run.
>>
>>
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>>563799763
licking her all over
>>
Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9C9rROya2c
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do NOT the horse
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>>563799657
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11017841
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me when I'm thinking and stuff
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>>563799852
cute famiry
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>>563799879
if this is the kind of stuff that you jerk it to then you have some serious problems.
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umagochi game where i pat and feed my umas?
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>>563799894
I don't think she's... thinking...
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>>563799894
>cuck porn
No
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>>563799852
I didn't know I needed an instrumental symphonic version of Glorious Moment!, but now I do know, holy kino
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>>563799894
what are you thingken bout
>>
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>>563799948
https://rule34video.com/video/3671099/axl020431-maruzensky-sakura-chiyono-o/
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>>
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>>563800304
me and who
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I didn't even know Jungle Pocket had a fat fuck lobby animation.
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>>563800391
Not sexy
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>>563800223
me on the right
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>>563800425
stfu
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tail hug
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>>563799763
>pit zettai ryouiki
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>>563800549
Soulless CB
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>>563800425
You're not sexy
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>>563800391
she looks like aged up teio
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>>563799321
Probably not the answer you want to hear, but you just gotta do more runs and pay attention to what you're doing and what's working and what isn't; the hardest part is balancing races and actually training. I was getting URA tier umas in my first few runs before fixing my mistakes.
Remember some runs will just be fucked due to what items you get, for example if the game gives you no energy pots/kale juice, you're just gonna be racing and resting a lot and the run will just be terrible. Even then you could just try and turn that uma into a parent
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>>563800596
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>>563800467
Me as maruzen
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lazyfag here who is your two dominator uma? Grass and Tachyon? what about rudolf and V.eishin flash her tits
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>>563800726
Ugly tomboy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYWfjVJdD8
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>>563800401
>fat fuck
She's pregnant. my child btw
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>>563800749
Rudolf and VEishin are the best options, Tachyon and Grass are waifu/cope picks
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>>563800749
Grass and Rudolf
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>>563800749
Grass and Rudolf are the best hybrid options. The Germoid has wit growth bonus if debuffing is all you care about
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>>563794650
>nobody likes F*lco
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>>563800749
VEishin is secretly broken but you will never see her because no one pulled for her
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>>563778974
>>
>Rudolph
WHO!?
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>>563801040
i didn't even remember i have her until i check today
>>
does mant have hidden extra stats for the NPCs? i know everyone has +400 but do NPCs have a wit multiplier or hidden abilities? it seems sometimes the game just wants you to take a forced loss which is definitely just bullshit
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>>563800749
They're all oshi picks. Think of a single time you've seen grass wonder or Rudolph or eisen flash win a cm. Unironically tachyon has won more than any of those in my experience.
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>>563801123
>Shittyfag
Ignore them
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>>563800848
06 was the best game it was all downhill once they got bought by umavision
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>THEY still call my punny wife "Rudolph"
>GoldFag
I think we should just KILL them.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOs6X5Ua2zo
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>>563801040
How so? Her unique seems really mid.
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>>563801196
>grass wonder
CM3
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>>563801040
>mile F
>rudolf's unique except worse
no
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>>563798036
Gay. Cafe needs to understand I need enough sugar in the morning to give an elephant diabetes. And I'm too retarded, rich, and lazy to brew and make my own.
>>
poona
>>
Rice should be my little sister permanently
>>
Carnival is so annoying. Just let me do batch races. Getting to 100k is so gay.
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>>563801381
just use mile spark, not like you need med S for a debuffer
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>>563801480
"Rice should be my little onahole permanently"
FTFY
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>>563801531
6 star Med sparks, >=10 star Mile, with the Med sparks on the direct parents
It is doable
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>>563801273
Goldfag?
You mean Gold Cityfag? Stay Goldfag? Goldship fag?
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>>563801647
Yes.
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>>563801613
One and the other doesn't exclude each other
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Goldhammer doko?
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Cafe becomes an End Closer with her alt by the way
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>>563801613
thats what anon said?
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>>563801647
The mambofag who is a Blackrock commodity (gold) trader
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>>563800848
>Taiki shuttle comes on
>Creed starts playing
I spit out my sun chips
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>>563801647
All Golds are shit
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>>563782880
yes
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>>563801716
>>563801759
>can it be both?
>it shouldn't be both
>>
FUCK OFF
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>>563800848
>we will never have an actual action uma racing game
Even I know competing with yourself is a bad idea. It's just sad though, shit would be kino
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Why did she do it?
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>>563802016
>losing to a hag
Uninstall, right now
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all of my borrows sucked
now I need to fap angrily
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>>563802089
Ugly, retarded gyaru
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>>563801040
Everyone got her after rolling for VBourbon
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helios, marvelous, or nishino as my 1 power card for CM12? i like helios for the skill hints and rainbow spam but she has the lower race bonus. the difference of total RB on my deck would only be between 50% and 55% tho
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holy moly
no med s so glue but...

>>563802156
proof?
>>
>>
Give me something non-sexual to make two AI-generated umamusume do in a medium-quality picture
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>>563802089
Cute, retarded gyaru
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>>563802089
cute and sexy retarded gyaru
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>>563802291
Nishino if you don’t have Pasa. Her possible charming event and race bonus are great.
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>>563802291
What Uma are you training though?
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>>563802319
I'm easily affected by uma propaganda fan-comic imagery
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>>563801531
Mile F makes you start with Mile B
Without Medium S you have no chance of winning as a hybrid debuffer Ace
Her unique does not debuff
There is 0 reason to use her
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>>563798032
>Most people don't have a MLBd Creek
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>>563802319
>emo sex
No
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>563800848
Holy kino
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>>563802501
VVVVVV
*chomp*
VVVVVV
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>>563802501
Congrats for your dick being bitten off
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>>563802306
proof like that should be shared in private...
be cursed with no med S until I get MINE
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>>563802472
Your oguri is doing the winning part. If you want someone else to win you run 2 front and xoguri instead of two dominator dum dum. C mile is enough already
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sex
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https://rule34video.com/video/3945349/maruzensky-uma-musume-axl0204318/
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>>563802025
winning post
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>>563802408
in this case i'm asking for a grass wonder run (ace, fuck debuffers i want all my umas to win)
i will also train 2 fronts and will prob borrow pasa for them, but i don't have my own MLB FM so not sure if it would be better to borrow that as one of my 3 wit cards
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>>563802635
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>>563802089
She... wants us to swordfight?
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>>563802634
So why would I use VEishen over any other Dominator
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>>563802714
Well Marvelous gives you Fast & Furious if you want a gold midrace for your late
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>>563802556
but I want to seeeee
AND RUDE!!!
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>>563802791
yeah, that and the stamina bonus are why i considered her
but her rainbows are shit and almost never show up, i'll struggle to get 1100+ power with her alone even with legacies
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>>563802769
>>563802769
>>563802769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxbkyTQPWR4
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>>563802764
not that anon so idk but i'm guesing wit growth
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shut
the
fuck
up
ntr cunt
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>>563802920
Well I made this Grass with this deck
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>>563803143
your stamina bwo? that's not enough for 2000m is it
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>>563798032
>no need for stamina debuffers
>on the 2400m track that xoguris will try to get away with building 400 stam on
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>>563803343
It's enough according to gaslightator, she doesn't gas out even if rushed or murmur'd
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>>563803412
Leaving your stam that low in Graded is a brutal unforced error. But if you're hoping to feast on those few idiots then maybe you don't even deserve your bronze.
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>>563803480
i feel like this is a "dropped your smug oguri" post but i've watched 570 stam + 2 white recoveries beat my umas in a 2500m tt race so who knows. stamina is a meme
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>>563799329
>Follow path
>End up with Oru
>Go through her character story
>Turns her torena into a clown.
It's peak...
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>carnival spark still doesn't give extra points
Why are they so retarded
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>>563802879
maaaaaybe some time...
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>>563778974
the nicest nature
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why am i getting 1* sparks with ss?

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