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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-pat ch-notes-version-1032
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide
>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGO j7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6T k4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW
>Group/Multiplayer Password
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I like Nightreign
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Oppaleh
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And yet,
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*enterrs thread*
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I WILL hit D3 today.
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redditkira reference No. 1000
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shit taste
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>>563783474
I will hit you
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said no one ever
>>563782702
This is just true to anyone whose been on the pw since the start.
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>>563783225
Even though this is what Executies and Wyldbvlls do together when no one is looking.
https://files.catbox.moe/radz9g.jpg
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forgot how good these are
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not a good start to this thread
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I said it and I didn't reply twice please don't randomly accuse me I just think they are cute
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>>563783992
You’re fooling no one
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Truth
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>>563784550
It's true I'm not lying I swear I'm not please stop this please I don't like being falsely accused it's not fair and it makes me feel uncomfortable I don't want to go through this please leave me alone
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>>563784783
i only get hit in casting animations
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me btw
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>>563777236
We know that in an earlier version of Elden Ring you started the game talking to Godfrey outside the Lands Between, you sail to the Lands Between with other Tarnished, crash land, wander a short distance and fall into the hole where Melina and Torrent find you
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>>563785146
The opening cinmatic is told from an in-universe perspective is all. The narrator glazes Gideon for being all knowing. The things he's saying about the various tarnished don't really matter. The falling leaves tell a story, but not necessarily the truth. Everyone is being manipulated and lied to to create a specific outcome.
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>>563785428
Best boss design in the game.
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Best cocksleeve.
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>>563785949
I love Dreglord so much, his fight is so fun. The ost sounding like a horror ball room dance always gets me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOcqrSo_s7g
>Best cocksleeve
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Gg
Godskin crusades continue
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Stay here
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Staying
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>FromSoftware Spent More Time On The Duskbloods’ Gameplay Than Any Other Title, and It Will Be the Most Innovative
>As reported in a new video shared by Ziostorm, a Chinese journalist who provided accurate information on Elden Ring before the game's release, recently revealed some small, exciting tidbits about FromSoftware's upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive. The game was reportedly greenlit even before the marketing campaign for Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice started, and it is the game that FromSoftware has spent the most time on gameplay among all of their games.
>All the time spent on prototyping The Duskbloods' gameplay is reportedly paying off, as the game, although PvEvP, features many innovative gameplay elements that the team is really proud of. So much so that the journalist speculates the game could influence games from other studios as much as the aforementioned Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice did, especially with the parry mechanics that are now prevalent in almost every action game.
>Miyazaki considers Link to the Past to be GOAT and collaborating with Nintendo is his biggest dream
Are you ready for kino?
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>Most Innovative
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In ways, in others she's dumb as fuck. I use the word vainglory to describe her all the time and its the perfect way to describe her. She's a pretty tragic character even considering how dumb she is precisely because we get to see her make the bad choices that lead to her undoing, hell we spur it into action. Without Millicent, Malenia herself wouldn't have any depth. The games have like 20 different valkyrie women at this point and only Malenia seems like she lost agency instead of gained it. Its complex.
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>>563788231
>A bunch of new cool gimmicks that they'll never use again for newer games, they also won't take any lessons from Elden Ring's horrible multiplayer for sure
>Switch wifi with From netcode
>Bloodborne gun spam will most likely be in the game
>30 FPS
Only actual braindead children are hyped for this, anybody with a brain is extremely cautious of this time bomb
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>We know that in an earlier version of Elden Ring you started the game talking to Godfrey outside the Lands Between, you sail to the Lands Between with other Tarnished, crash land, wander a short distance and fall into the hole where Melina and Torrent find you
Redpill me on Elden Ring's betas and prototype changes
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>Guardian actually retained aggro the entire ED dogs D5 fight and didn't go down a single time
Absolutely insane, he did jackshit during the actual expedition and I had to kill everything but he played really well during the boss
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While saying all that I still think she's a shit character. Seeing her give into the rot god is like seeing a druggie relapse right in front of you. The game implies that she is mind controlled my Miquella, but when she does her blooms that feels like the real her taking control. Huh, I guess the rot moments kind of are her taking her agency back even if it ends up disastrously.
Now I'm wondering if Miquella's gay age would even be an issue, seems like people can break the control by having a fighting spirit overwrite the compulsion.
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Thats guardian in a nutshell. A massive drag during the round itself, a cakewalk in the night and nightlord bosses.
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W I F E
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Might post an update on the soldiers only run tomorrow if something happens. I could also just say how the run has been so far if anyone's interested. Avian marionettes managed to get him to second phase while both were still alive this time thanks to me remembering to use the shackle.
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I agree lolcow, but a good guardian really does make any boss fight unlosable. The fight will only be a real drag when the other 2 don't know how to play. If the guardian is staying alive he knows whats he's doing at least.
Slowing the exp gains down slightly doesn't matter when good players are hitting level 12 on night 1, but making the nightlord fight free in D5 is great and worth the slower gains during the round.
Guardian isn't the only nightfarer to slow down gains. Its usually a party comp issue with all 3 players together causing disaster runs that peter out with the group at level 9 struggling for 50 minutes on 1 boss.
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gg first win of a new streak. Let's go.
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>birdjeet cope essay
Not reading all that, but feel free to play on the pw and prove me wrong, because not a single guardian has made actual hard bosses any easier infact they drag out the fight and multi-bar if it's a hard boss.
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GG.
Mush with the sixth sense fraud lel
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>spam pings a night invader across the map at level 1
>ignores all other easy bosses along the way
>they each die FOUR TIMES to the night invader
>pull a dozen demi-human mobs in their frantic circling around invader raider
>finally kill the invader
>goes afk dying to scarlet rot
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D2 gaming
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Omg so many Wyldstuds on the queue.. my pussy is wet...
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>>563791739
At least in D2 you can solo unless you're a giga shitter
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>>563791375
You know what else makes a fight unloseable? Any other character that knows what they are doing, with the added bonus that they make the fight shorter and minimize chances for allies to fuck things up by doing real dps numbers.
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>>563791739
>duo mode released due to popular demand
>duos still queue /3
Is this explained in the lore somewhere?
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Thanks...
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I remember playing DoN duo with randoms when duos came out, it was pretty comfy honestly - you feel a closer bond with your teammate.
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You must kill yourself today
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>>563791979
Yeah, the lore is they are often normie frauds that need the 3rd gamer to carry.
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Truth
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>>563790252
Oh it's the goth bitch type B. She's hot. Wish I had a friend with a type B like that to let me cum on her face ingame.
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>Any other character that knows what they are doing
then you can't complain about the guardian making it slow down, just kill the boss lol. I will reiterate - it takes 3 people to have a long drawn out nightlord fight.
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Anyone that knows what they are doing can solo the fight while you hug the floor and make it 'easy' for those on the floor. The guardian being in the run at all is a grief because his lack of DPS throughout night 1/2 means the real characters are scaled down because of reduced runes and loot.
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Both marionettes, cuckoos and and godrick's are all +9, leyndell and mausoleum soldiers are +8, redmanes, soldjars and great shields are all +7.
As for how they have performed, godrick soldiers took out a few early bosses, and are generally a good way to see how the fight is going to go down for other ashes. Cuckoos are the ones who brought down tree sentinel, renalla (after me quitting this run for like a year or two and then doing it again up until today) and most recently, makar. Leyndell soldiers are quite slow, but can be good against enemies that are more humanoid like alabaster lords and blood nobles and also goldfrey from what I remember, though they struggle in groups. Avionettes and marionettes have been my bread and butter. Avionettes took out godrick, red wolf, morgott, and most others. Marionettes can be quite good against dragons, but can also just wind up doing nothing and getting stuck, they also took out the windmill village apostle. Redmane, mausoleum and greatshield soldiers have been recent additions, with the latter making their debut on Mohg (got him to Duo). Mausoleums have taken out a godskin noble, and are pretty good for group fights, though they are a bit too squishy. Redmanes have also been useful, but I don't remember when I used them. Soldjars are a meme.
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Today I jobbed a bunch but anon is nice and doesn't pick on me on the thread
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Grim…
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We’ll always love you don’t worry about it cutie :)
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parrying this hollow that jumps you is the best feeling
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See >>563792126
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That's a man behind the post actually
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>>563792864
Their huge teats are the only reason people tolerate Reclusechuds.
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I'm>>563790252 explain what did I do to deserve those mean words
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>>563792292
Makeup really does fool retarded people
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>>563793284
True, they are the biggest shitter,s and it's not even close
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>>563794043
Who knows
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you tell him broski
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Beautiful and terrible as the dawn.
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Is it a bad idea to go here when the circle is closing for the smithing stone, I have died twice because I have no fucking idea of where to escape to
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>>563794523
Just let him go bro he'll write some horse fanfiction or something to calm himself down it isn't our problem anymore.
>>563794509
If you don't know where to go there then never go there. Its the hollows you can get a +2 stone at the gold merchant 99% of the time. If you really want to do the mines then only do that one after getting the church below it, enter from near the church, kill the crystalian for the stone then double back the way you came. That part of the cave will be the same layout as the other mines.
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>>563795118
Its really fun once you know the general layout. The basement tier feels very underutilized.
>>563795154
Its great, he's going to be wound up for hours. Now we talk around him while never giving the full qrd lol.
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>>563795118
No one actually likes the negrows map its just people were desperate for some variety, and it's the only thing they got, so they convinced themselves they like it.
>>563795131
>post-defeat seethe
kino
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Actually meant for >>563793057 and >>563792126
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>>563794736
nta but you dont always get a gold merchant, other option is to save your ult and break the cracked statues along your route, should be easy with the buff or at least a defeating enemies fill art gauge +1 relic
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Is there such a thing as toxic positivity?
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>nta but you dont always get a gold merchant
Thats why I said 99% of the time. Cracked statues are pretty low rng for the +2 stone and only certain classes can even interact with it but its a good option. I feel like the Hollows doesn't even need the +2 builds, you get spoiled for purples/oranges in Hollows if you want. I guess if you are one of the 3 or so builds that want the +2 stone you should learn the mines layout.
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>Its really fun once you know the general layout.
Maybe, I do remember having melties about contrivances in traversing the regular map way back during release week and still getting used to it, but hollows are too retardedly vertical and twisted for me, 9/10 runs I turn away for a second and I can no longer find where did my team fuck off to or an obvious path to rejoin them. Been avoiding it like the plague since
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Both terrjeet and DOShitter get a beatdown every thread thoughbeit
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You'll probably be fine now, the only wtf part of the map now is if the party correctly wants to clear castles or erroneously wants to clear towers. A lot of the crazier routing that would get you lost simply isn't done anymore. That awesome area that looks like Minas Morgul in the lower right of the map? Yeah literally no one goes there ever anymore. The map has been mostly solved for efficiency and you run around the same areas every time now. That is its own boringness but thats a different issue.
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Probably higher than that, but much less than my initial 99%. Point is its reliable enough.
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We do, we like to bounce on it~
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truly the most insane covenant
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>>563798076
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>>563799368
Dawn is the cutest and bestest forever
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>>563799368
Nothing but the default one works on him for me
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>>563799960
Just orange because it makes him look weakest and they want to self insert.
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They didn't tell you?
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>>563800684
melina is cute
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*gamers
we're all gamers here
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Hot…
>>563799986
Even though that’s clearly a female
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i thought it was Grindr?
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>>563801705
I'm even more confused
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>the sword tip being that blunt
lol…
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she’s kinda cute (by the standards of this game anyway)
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>>563801657
Deserved for not paying attention to the exploding zombies at the exploding zombies camp. kek!
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>>563802058
that pic is not of the executor, it's of some porn model used as reference for fan porn
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pedophile
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Yo what's up guys, ChasetheSlop here and welcome back to another Elden Ring build video, today we will be invading with golem arrows I mean Radahn's rain, my talisman setup is basically the same as Jeeslop and you can use these items I duped because Migazaki though this was an MMO, that really covers everything about the build, let's just see how it performs in the invasions
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Who would win in a 1v1? ChasetheGOD or jeenini/shitovsky?
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Jeeslop is legitimately really good in 1v1, Chudlovsky is a complete fraud and loses without his meta crutches all the time, Chasetheslop despite all the meme is probably still really good just by virtue of playing that slop daily but I still think Jeeslop comes on top
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I am still D2 BUT my win rate is going up which I'm happy about. I've gone from 16.67% winrate to 25.81% win rate and now I'm at 30% win rate. Soon I will cross the 50% win rate threshold. I've played 40 games in total in the depths.
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jeekike can fight people using scummy stuff like offhand rakshasa with beast claw
slavlovsky gets raped by duelists on a daily basis and is also onlywaifu's boyfriend
chasethereddit is a RL200 shitter and probably still didn't fight a dedicated gank in elden ring
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>>563802636
don't post my wife in this shithole
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thats my wife though but mistake happens i forgive you
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Hmm yes I concur. Chudovsky would probably choke and go KURWAAA ACKKKK and then it'd be kinda close between the other two? Chase never posts when he plays against gay build tryhards. Thank you I needed an expert's opinion.
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>Use dormant power helps discover fists
>Find tons of fist Wylders, get annoyed because they always hoard all the fucking negations that I need
>Swap to dormant power helps discover claws
>Another fucking batch of Wylders using that too
>Swap to straight sword
>More faggot ass Wylders using it
>Go back to fist
>Two fucking actual indian Wylders also using it
Getting sick of this shit
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>>563804440
Chase used to destroy really disgusting ganks in DS3, nothing on Jeeslop's level but he was still pretty good, but Jeeslop's autism and patience is out of this world, motherfucker can stall a duel for hours
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who are you talking to?
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>>563806976
By not giving them to me
Fuck you
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>THOSE ITEMS YOU HAVE WERE PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO
At some point you should just stop looking at your teammates inventory and focus on your own game. It does nothing but tilt you.
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Honestly memes aside it's really annoying to have overlapping roles, I usually play a tankier Undertaker but have learned to swap when a Raider is on the team because I just know if somebody drops damage negations he will run and grab them if I'm not fast enough, it's just annoying to fight over that shit
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Yes
Drop them right now
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Ladies and femboys, I got my first relic with physical attack +4! It doesn't have terrible negatives too!
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>>563807602
I look like this
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I say this
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Omaiga so thats why there's such an unbearable amount of people attached to their starting weapons. To be fair the game should have done a better job explaining this basic concept.
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To be fair, if its a Rev, she may count on the starter healslop to remove royal revenants, or have heal swapped to some other spell
If its a Wylder going into the nightlord arena with his +0 starter buckler, he's just special needs
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I really liked Nightreign, but they genuinely didn't do enough with it. It feels like someone got halfway through prepping a dish, put it in the oven for, like, half the time it was meant to be in there for, and then dropped it on the dining table with no plate.
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Here's something really autistic that just happened to me
>Go back to the grace because two barred at invaders
>Ironeye and Revenant go fight a red Black Knife
>Revenant for some reason marks the tower right next to the grace I'm at and goes back to it, abandoning Ironeye
>Ironeye gets killed and I die saving him because one of the miners stunlocked me and the black knife one shots me
>Ironeye goes to the Revenant and points down, gets killed by the Black Knife who was following him, Revenant proceeds to clap at him
>Revenant goes to fight a Leonine Misbegotten and dies, me and the Ironeye ignore him
>Ironeye goes to the church and breaks the boxes to use the starlight shards
>They go to the castle but do nothing, I go to the nearest boss and solo it
>I solo a lion while this autism is going
>They both go to the tree from the first night and start spamming pings
>Ironeye does the Patches crouch
>I try my best and kill a Death Knight but job horribly because I don't have enough practice outspacing their anime bullshit
>Revenant decides to help me
>Ironeye gets killed and I think the Revenant goes to clap at his body
>Revenant dies
>I die
>-800 points
Bro D5 used to be comfy but I'm getting at least one of these fucking grief matches at least once a week nowadays, be honest with me should I try the password or is it the same shit? I just want to play video games
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The Ironeye left this comment on the Revenant's profile by the way
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GG Adel. I didn't expected you guys to go back up, I just went back to pick the succ shield.
Those 2 weapon with nite tide really weren't worth it day 1.
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>>563810256
Last year after everdarks just got released one of my rando queues ended with some chink account DMing me about some csgo-related chink scam website and I spent 2 months replying to him with assorted google translated chinese curses. It was oddly satisfying in a way
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>>563810386
gg! Nice playing with you two. I figured you had nighttide damage so I screeched so we could run through the fire lol, watching your health instantly deplete to like 2 ticks made me laugh. I died in the fire trying to pick up those weapons you pinged because I kept picking up the wrong ones and fumbled my inventory. Thank you for trying to come back for me Creasy, I saw the effort.
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This guy does level 1 D5 solo and uses the starting weapon for every match. I don't know if they do that for extra challenge or if it's like an autism thing about consistent movesets.
https://www.youtube.com/@user-jb1ym7wc6g
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>Switch 2 exclusive
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>>563810721
Kill yourself, troontinx.
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Because you can only use grays which are a pain to find.
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>>563810853
It'll get a lot gayer when I'm D5! I'm bad though so that might take a while.
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>>563810484
Its like paying $800 to go to a restaurant where the servers are all crippled and autistic and the food comes really slow, there's drool all over it and half of it is spilled on the floor. Then you have to eat with cardboard spoons.
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Ok I'll try the password tomorrow, getting sick of these random outbursts of autism, this shit always sours the mood and I hate going to bed on such a bad loss
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>>563810853
Even though I'm already drawing Creasy and Aschev holding hands after one run with them. Fujos always win anon.Please don't take this seriously
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You're welcome!
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>>563811615
Too bad you can't force him to accept the reality that he is biologically male with XY chromosomes and no amount of drugs or castration can ever change that.
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>>563811079
Hit the nail on the head
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>The food is theoretically great
Not really, no
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Other way around, genius
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>Sony cultists still fellate Bloodborne as the best thing ever to this day
>Now Nintendo cultists will get their own exclusive Bloodborne to be obnoxious about
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Correct as is, genius.
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>>563813000
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why did no one take this kek
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>>563667570
Went all experimental and all on this one, my pencilslop magnum opus? Thank you for your tarnished submission, long nose woman next
This felt rewarding to complete, but took a retarded amount of time so hopefully I can dial back my autism and do cartoony shit again.
No effects creepy beige png ver: https://litter.catbox.moe/htluzaw0dfvfvcbr.png
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>>563815497
actually fucking goated, bro you could be charging commissions for doing this
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>>563815723
Thanks! I've done that before but it quickly drained the sovl and made me neurotic about my favorite hobby so I found a day job that lets me fuck around instead
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>>563790014
Ranni and Melina were originally the same person and had the same face.
From changed Melina's face but forgot to actually write anything for her which is why Melina is a complete nothing character.
Ranni was also connected to the Nox and wasn't Radahn/Rykard's sister
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GG Libra. For some reason I thought first poison swamp we went to was one with invader. Maybe I should sleep. Also cannot believe he teleported away on stance break.
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Gg
Blessed loot run
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Wow when did you start playing with erg, mommy? Can I play with you too?
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Said no one ever
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Said everyone ever
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>>563781946
In demon's souls original, assuming a 100% chance for an item drop to occur, does your luck level affect which item is actually dropped when the given enemy has multiple possible ones?
I want to KMS, so I'm trying to get pure bladestone
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>>563819361
Do you want me to list the players who had a bad experience with him again to shut your ass up? Do you?
>>563819516
Griefing, ragequitting, shittalking other players for little reason, polluting the thread with ERP garbage
>good at the game
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>>563815497
That's me! thank you! this is amazing and we don't deserve drawfags this good...
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>>563819976
Cc, zorban, pepe, practice, creasy, sludge
>>563819978
Except that's not true there are several players no one has a problem with and even then it'd be a one time thing between only 2 people, trash however is a repeat offender
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thats right i better not see you on my password or i will bully yuo
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>>563821027
idc about streaks anymore
whats the point if everyone on erg is rly good and can carry you out of bad games
randos dont give you that luxury
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They look like this
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we were at 72 and then had a dc and Im like fuck it havent been in the mood for that again. We just played MH Rise it was nice
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Queuing for a bit
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Cute
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wyldjeetas....close your eyes quick....
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Tide would have given creasy an aneurysm if they played together
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>>563827495
Let them post under different names while also asking where they all went constantly. Make sure to have the new name have the same ticks and compulsions as the old one, thats key.
>>563827749
The attack doesn't deflect. The attack is an attack. Blocking or activating/deactivating the sword will do a deflect.
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I played Nightreign for 15 hours today and I increased my ranking from 1800 to 1875. BIG improvements coming in. I did not get to depth 3 like I wanted to but maybe tomorrow.
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>>563828006
I even got sent a friend request! Friend! With me!
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I got excited for a second...
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>>563829632
I'll be sure to invite you to our wedding
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Fool me twice...
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>>563830351
Not on your fucking life, I hate what they did to it with a passion.
>>563830371
Spiderstone? Getting it mixed up with a different material? Pure spiderstone is dropped by Armored Spider guaranteed, and rarely by 2-1 lizards, which of are finite.
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Comfy day one ring. Sorry for leaving the next game, didn’t see the time, g2g to work desu
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>Official SOTE vynil soundtrack
It's officially over for the new content, Tarnished edition will be exactly the same garbage they advertised
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>no u
not sending their best