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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Digitan LOVE
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Maya suki
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Riko Kashimoto! That is all.
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NEIGHGGERS
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boysex
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>there will be people here shorter than Brian's trainer
https://poal.me/7btf5e
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Hello bros
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>>563939914
Don't use this image to shitpost
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>>563939962
im 177cm, but my brother in law is 213cm, and my father in law is 210cm
i feel like a midget around them
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What the FUCK is her problem?
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She rapes boys.
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>idonum
>all Americans
Fuck off
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>>563939782
>Ry*n bread
JANNIES PLEASE DO SOMETHING, I DONT WANT A RY*N THREAD
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>>563939962
192cm is honestly too much I actually wish I was a little bit shorter. like 185 or something
shorter people usually live longer too.....
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>>563940449
P.S. He was found with a huge erection
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>>563940449
Ill miss him desu
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>>563940130
It's one of the only spic memes that doesn't look like a faggot drew it so I won't complain
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>>563939962
>Spica trainer, Kitahara, Kuroda
Why are male trainers such chads?
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>>563940489
not just that, the entire world is built for short guys. everythings too small
the only 2 advantages are women love/fetishize us and we can beat most people up in a fight, which are both pretty useless. id prefer to be shorter
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>>563939451
bue bue bue!
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lots of anons over 180 here...tall...
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>>563940834
what sucked the most was going around japan while being that tall, I genuinely bumped my head multiple times while leaving the train
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dacchi..
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>>563940869
You can't post that
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>>563940869
sex with mares!
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>>563941075
yeah, sex with me
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>>563940834
Even worse is how some seats on plains and buses would usually be too cramped to fit in my legs. I actually have to bend my knees further when sitting.
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we ball
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>he thinks there are girls in the internet
>forgetting rule 29
absolute state of you losers right now
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>>563941075
cocks out everyone! it's jerking off time!
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>>563941075
Ugly waifubaits
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>>563940973
not like I'm short-short or anything! just under the thread average...so don't laugh
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>>563941094
not sure I never paid any attention.... tokyo trains are like almost always so crowded you need to put your backback on your chest instead and I was already sticking out like a thumb
Japan is way more touristy now so tall people aren't THAT rare
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same especially with how little leg space you have on planes
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>>563941210
how did Spe have such erotic kouhais
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>>563941112
>Cafe
195cm, 92kg, no, black, black, US48, no
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>>563941243
that's the best headpatting height so I'm all for it
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>>563941424
>a fatass Teiobro wrote this post
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>>563941424
me too! it's my preferred dynamic after all...
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>>563941553
that's right bwo, back to parent mines with you
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>>563941553
>Rolling for parent uma without the ability to cope with having to do a 1000 runs to get something good
Retard
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>>563941754
it's called a hebe
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>>563941661
get patted!!!!!
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>>563941683
Sex with these girls.
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>>563941873
aiiiieeeeeeee~
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https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml
Just use this.
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This thread will be even gayer
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>>563942000
I hired a girl this size before
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>>563942072
What's a himba?
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>>563941968
well, with how much she cried she might as well be a bitch mare gottem
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>>563942129
Hired?
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>>563942000
damn
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>>563942142
himba = mare
Nakayama Himba Stakes = Nakayama Mare Stakes
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>>563941553
>rolling for parents
how many times are you going to fall for this old man
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https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17073740
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For me, It's this stallion.
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>went from using 3 borrows a day to 1
I'm feeling the burnout bros
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>Stallions
Got to fuck a lot and have lots of children IRL = no internal pressure to fuck and have lots of children
>Mares
Only got to have a handful of children IRL = a lot of internal pressure to fuck and have lots of children
They just want what they couldn't IRL
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do not post porn of my wife
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>>563942129
i see stuff like this on tiktok and zoomer women say 'this is the ideal high difference' or 'i want this height difference'. feels bad man
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what a morning.
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Stallion uma should become mothers
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>>563942478
I just did! waiting patiently...
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i claimed daring tact you can have the rest of the spe lineage
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>t.lolicon
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>western artist
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>>563942490
sex filled morning....
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>>563941754
all that matters is that she's sexy
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>>563942490
god damn she is hot as fuck
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>>563942603
might as well take care of it before dailies reset.
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>>563942635
this is reliable
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What do steeplechase Umas think of regular racing Umas?
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Your height and your oshi's height?
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I got the 100m fans title for pasa and don't know what to do now
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>>563942653
could say the same for that maya
>>563942651
there's gotta be at least one maya trainer out there that's into onee-loli
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>wanting this
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You should fuck your trainee
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>>563942972
you mean this?
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>>563942924
Celebratory umapyoi with her
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Nishino Sex
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jesus christ i can smell the pheromones
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>>563942667
might aswell lewdpost and take care of one until reset hits in 3 hours
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>>563942996
Ok
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>all these gooner posts
This post still stands right
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wonder what attracted all these giants to a horse racing game
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>>563942929
maya is not too bad herself yeah
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>>563943110
read my mind.
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cute dober
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>>563943176
it will stop when a new day starts....
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>>563943085
That's a given but I meant in the game
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>>563943092
I HATE CURREN
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anyone ever ridden an uma IRL before? what was it like?
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>>563943247
whoa now that's going over the line. this is a blue board you know
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>wake up
>open /uma/
>get horny
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>>563943416
Stop being horny
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>>563943176
Meh, its just a morning thread anyway, who cares. Let them get out of their system, now rather than later.
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THIS HOWEVER, IS GOING TOO FAR
STOP NOW
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>>563943423
a fine man will enjoy all kinds of bodies
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>>563943416
just another day.
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>>563943317
It was pretty neat, but quite bumpy. I was a teenager and a friend of a friend's parents had a horse that they let me ride once and I was kinda nervous and didn't have the courage to go particularly fast. Can def see it being fun if you know the uma and its mannerisms better and know what you're doing.
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really love Stego.
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>>563943431
I won't NTR Bobo but will probably run her this CM
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I really want this as a notification sound for all my apps and devices.
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>>563943670
i'm doing my part.
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>>563939962
>air groove trainer
Suave speaking motherfucker, asleep half the time and a smoker. Good at sex despite the average looking dick.
>Brian's trainer
Diligent guy with a deep voice and huge dick, still a virgin.
>Rudolf and Teio's trainer
Himmel sounding smug little shit, has threesomes with both of them on the regular, nerdy guys hated him at trainer school but got their asses kicked by him.
>Ramonu's trainer
Austistic fuck that takes the press seriously, would never see his uma as a woman despite being passed down to every Mejiro as their boy toy.
>Sirius Trainer
Actual fag, sucked off Rudolf's and Teio's trainer once.
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>>563943740
You are brown
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don't say that...
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>>563943617
Holding hands with fingers interlocked is what’s truly lewd
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>>563943786
You can also inherit the skill and evolve it but you need to have Stego yourself who is a limited uma
And yeah she's a good ace
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>>563943317
you feel tall
and you can see more
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I can't believe /uma/ revived my sex(?) drive...been milked so many times today
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>>563943785
You wish.
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next thread will be less horny
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>>563944014
wtf why was I not invited?!
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>>563944014
and I doubt it will be the last too
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>>563944014
The anons milking you are men faggot
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Im gonna make a Daiwa tribute today
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>>563944075
I fully believe you
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Finemo and Finemo posters owe me sex after all the times I've been denied Speed Star
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>>563943416
Me too, high five.Thank fuck onas exist.
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>>563944167
Shouldve had more wit, anon!
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>>563944014
wow, perv
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gonna share it? i hope you do
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sometimes it's just one of those runs
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>>563944108
life is a marathon, not a sprint and the dummy went straight to the pits of you know where
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Is this a compilation from a source? I like these.
>>563944272
Be the change you want to see instead of a lazy complainer.
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>>563944251
I don't control what makes me hard
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>>563944426
i know but have some restraint at least. or don't. i personally prefer the latter.
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>>563944272
How about game posting?
Did anyone here actually beat Maruzensky with Chiyo on Unity Cup? What about Mr Cock and Balls?
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Who are you running for the DAHBY?
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>>563944184
The cutest!
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You WILL love the cock will you're on /uma/, /v/ma!!
>>563939962
Brian's trainer is coolest in this pic.
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>>563944426
actually too cute
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boysex
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who's the global uma that looks like she's the weakest to anal?
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okay but/uma/bf
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>>563944891
King Halo
>>563944910
faggot
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Why is this happening again?
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>>563944891
everybody knows idols are made for anal.
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>>563944910
what about it
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Teio Steppu :DDDD
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Thoughts?
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>>563944586
>mfw the idea of reusing the exact same uma for Satsuki Sho and Derby and she wins both CMs
It doesnt seem like they run 3000m Kyoto ever again though..
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>>563944014
>fag posting revived his sex drive
bwo?
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>>563944957
HAHAHA
>>563945030
Super Creek my beloved
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>>563944910
cute post
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>>563944925
>honeyade
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>>563944976
it would be FUN...
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>>563945067
but hot umas are being posted?? I fail to see the connection
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>>563944957
Lol
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Which uma is weak tohand-holding?
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>>563945225
>half my FUCKING ECONOMY IS WORK CLOTHES WHY IS THIS GAME LIKE THIS
Ehhhh?
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>>563945179
it would...like a best friend and THEN some
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>>563944957
Fuck this made me laugh
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>>563944957
kek based
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Sorry wrong thread
Anyways what uma would play Anno 1800 with me?
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>>563944957
hehehehe
>>563945225
BRO??? How embarrassing oh no
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>>563945341
NOW I AM LONGING FOR IT
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Is it ERP hours again?
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this CM will be better
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Nishino love
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>>563945541
>again
Always has been
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Despite all the fagposting I legit enjoy some of these funny reactions and posts. Can't believe whatever update 4chan did fixed the site
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i hope faggots get HIV and die
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>>563945527
playing fun co-op games on the couch together and cuddling afterwards, just imagine
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KILL THE THREAD.
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Riceniggers are just mad nobody ever flirts with them
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>>563945647
>and die
sorry bwo
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260413-norwegian-effectively-c ured-of-hiv-after-transplant-from-b rother
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>>563945531
NTA but if you're white (other races may die) you should try it, it feels umazing.
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>>563945614
The chaos is pretty funny. It's better than the usual schizo and attention whoreposting by far.
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>>563945662
doing runs together after the reset and chatting it up too
literally screaming now
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>>563945797
Other races should try it too
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>>563945739
I agree. The gore/scat spam is just one schizo melting down and nothing funny ever coming out of it. This one at least had some very funny moments, or at least the reactions of anons from it
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i like when anons drop a catbox and there's 300 (You)'s. there's some really funny reactions in there.
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>>563945897
Dude no one should ever be near me when I play Uma. I get mad as fuck.
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/uma/ is supports LGBTWTFBBQ123+
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>>563945736
Why do you never flirt with me?
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>>563945985
>/uma/ is supports
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>>563945897
watching our cm finals on the big screen and celebrating like crazy after getting first place
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If you got Dodging Danger, Prudent Positioning and Ignited WIT on your front, do you take all 3 or select specific combo?
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>>563945797
True. Im white(mexican).
>>563945957
Most gays I have met hate women, they are just promiscuous
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>>563945994
My instincts warn me that Top Cunnyfags are legit dangerous.
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>>563946027
Nice sound bwo
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>>563946027
>_2F
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>>563946030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>563946027
Firefox is so gay, isn't it?
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>>563946027
How the tables have turned
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>>563946190
you two. stop it. i'm getting jealous.
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>>563945242
cute
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>>563946190
does it still feel impossible to you?
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>>563945978
Pmuch
>>563946027
YOUR SOUND BWO
HELIOS YOUR REPVTATION
>>563946053
Take dodging, prudent always or nothing if you cant take both. Wit if you can fit all 3 with skillpoints, not vital if you can't fit it.
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/v/ma and /vm/a are both dying
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Dotobros...
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sleeves are erotic
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>>563946365
not necessarily impossible..... it would actually be very fun
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>>563946020
You need to post a cute uma
>>563946092
Will you stop ignoring me if I post a cum tribute?
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Fast learner but witlet
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>>563946457
cues
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>>563946445
at least /c/ma will never die
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>>563946445
/v/ma was a fat fuck pink blob that spit into 2 guys
One of them was sent here, that's why the /uma/ threads took a different shift recently, and the other was sent to /vm/a to keep things comfy.
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>>563946548
that's still really nice, but you'll need to pray for procs to not fail
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>>563946461
what crime did he commit
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>>563946457
>spoiler
being bi has only made it harder to date. straight women (even some bi) are hesitant or have sort of prejudice towards bi men. 90% of queer men only want sex. this shit fucking sucks. uma musume.
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>>563946504
Not that I'm encouraging you but that would definitely get some attention here
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chiyoposting, kitaposting, currenposting, diaposting and ntrposting should be bannable
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uma delicia
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>>563946735
why would you tell either side you're a bislut, you're gay with guys and straight with women
they don't need to know
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>>563946613
/v/ma is majin buu?
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>>563946790
When will you post your tribute, chiyoposter?
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>>563946735
Damn that sucks to hear man, hope you eventually find that special someoneI'll still make fun of bi people for being single though
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>>563946640
I sure hope that ~1.53% proc chance I'm missing from not reaching 1200 wit because FM was being retarded doesn't come to bite me in the ass later.
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>>563946898
*smooches you*
You understood the reference! /v/ is a dbz fan board.
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>>563946920
>spoiler
guess you could say they're still
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Rank these 4 gyarus from best to worst.
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>>563946812
>>563946897
>you can be happy
>just go back in the closet
>for the rest of your life
sure. i guess.
>>563946920
>spoiler
it happens a lot.
>>563946963
then you're part of the 10%, like me.
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I just like fapping with guys who share my tastes in big titty anime girls. I don't want sex and it's never been a phase.
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I feel bad for you if you actually want relationships and real ones. The world isn't black and white but it sure is brutal.
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>>563946862
You are a disgrace to Raisubros.
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soccer match starting in 30 but I also feel like sleeping--could use it as content tomorrow
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>>563947073
Goddamn it
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>>563947215
I was gonna watch that sidemen thing too
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>>563947176
go trip on a puddle
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How much stamina do we need for Sping Tenno as a late Surger again?
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>>563947123
already got kissed myself >>563947117
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>>563946445
Others find the idea of having a thread always up a bad thing, some doesn't mind. Some loves the le witcheck and stealth/collab threads meanwhile others hated it which is why they prefer /vm/a.
But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.
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>>563947292
>he knows
based!! I need to watch and cheer for my boy
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>>563945994
Cause Maya is ugly?
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>>563947451
nah that's Narita "The Ugly Beast" Brian
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>>563947380
>But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.
they don't want to be singled out and want the thread there, despite the entire moderation team agreeing to get rid of it
it was always a futile effort but at least some of them are being able to post umas without all the hassle in /vm/
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>>563947451
You don't believe what you say
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>>563946735
The funny thing is, faggots also have a lot of prejudice towards bisexuals, claiming that they only want to have sex with other men but then eventually marry women to have a family.
You'd think fags would be a demographic that takes extra good care not to have this kind of prejudice, considering they experience a lot of it themselves, but at the end of the day, we're all bigots.
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my daring gf tact
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>But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.
They're addicted to being "victims" and outrage culture basically. You can not help these "people".
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>>563947461
>MONTH AGO YOU ALL WERE AGAINST UMA X UMA
I never said that.
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>>563946445
I don't like /vm/a. Too many schizos and hall monitors./uma/ is more entertaining too.
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next thread will be faster
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>>563947765
ok
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Tough times make hard men
Hard men make gay threads
Gay threads make soft boys
Soft boys make tough times
Break the cycle
Invest in crypto and drug addictions.
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>>563947119
It's tough, because Gold City and Palmer dress like gyarus only on racetrack, they are visually high-class ladies outside of it, but they are actively defying society, so I guess they fit. Palmer got more party-going personality, but she seemingly only does it when she is with Helios.
Tosen and Helios are honest dumbasses and fully embrace gyaru spirit. Though Tosen seems to be slightly reserved, bitter and got some quiet longing in her and introspective moments.
1) Helios
2) Palmer
3) Tosen
4) Gold City
I can be misinformed about it, but that's my current take on it.
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>>563947553
Was phoneposting and tried to redo my post but forgot to delete some
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Wouldn't it be funny if we hit the image limit again
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>>563947461
>TRAINER X TRAINER
Go away Riko I know it's you.
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>>563947562
Hehehe, nerds!
>>563947783
We have our own schizos but I definitely don't like what theirs do, we have to experience that now too.And yeah, their hall monitorism is gayer than any fagposting. /uma/ is always fun in someway, I'll give you that.
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can we go back to hornyposting this is getting depressing
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>>563948031
Oh nooo you're baiting me into posting Flash images hahaha
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>>563947984
...which most wanted
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Flash with Eishin Sex.
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>>563947910
Botswana anon...
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>>563948138
haha oh nooo I can't stop!
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>>563948040
rest well umadacchi
also I don't think it's impossible at ALL
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>>563948226
Umamusume aren't really, Nonny. Only our cocks are.
>>563948273
The outfits are cute and the songs are fun and upbeat.
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>>563947397
Is it better to just run a Tiara route to avoid it since the next CM doesn't need that much stamina?
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>>563948386
i will let you live...this time
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>>563948273
Gameplay's fun, but I also enjoy flirting with you guys a lot.
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>>563948271
I am
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>>563948253
It's 15h49 for half of Europe now
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>>563948415
I belieb in you anon, I've just finished Kita run where she got Med S on first inspo, and it was a good run.
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>>563948253
Lots of EU countries are UTC+ 2 right now bwo
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why are you gay
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>>563948546
And here is the part where Tamamo Cross does her manzai slap and says "what's the difference" in kansai dialect and everyone laughs, right?
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Which poster is gayer, Curren or Falcon?
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>>563948651
Gay man is KS Miracle or Rose Kingdom
Straight man is Maruzensky
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>>563948506
7 and this anons balls combust spontaneously for cursing other anon.
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>>563948441
Bianca erotic
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>>563948678
I'm talking about Europe the continent not Europe the American town
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The thought of personally interacting with you faggots genuinely sickens me. I bet you all smell like cheese and gym socks, have neckbeards, are fat, and have pasty flaky skins.
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>>563948921
And (you) are?
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>>563948921
At the same time?
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>>563949027
Guys are cute. Girls are cute. Trannies are weird.
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>>563949027
Mayanobros how do we recover from this guy representing us?
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Damn daylight savings.... I want daily reset NOW
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>>563944546
Nope,you are.
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>>563949027
Is this Ralkos
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>>563949027
>this guy pops into my youtube feed, so it plays automatically
>that masculine voice
It was over before it even began.
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>>563949089
At least we aren't represented by VF
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>>563948506
>2 kitasan solo rainbows
salvageable maybe?
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>>563949015
I am the drainer of your cock.
>>563949016
Yes, I want them to frot inside my asshole and fill me up. Umamusume.
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what the fuck did I just read
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WHAT IS IT /UMA/
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You can be as gay as a pride parade float for all I care. Just leave the natural beauty of real women alone instead of turning it into cheap cosplay theater you fucking disgusting freak
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Ngl rintaichou is pretty cute
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I really like this Bavarian whore
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is that true bwos?
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>>563949286
bibrosbros...
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>Seiun Sky and Vivlos represented by VF
>Matikanetaunhauser represented by Rednu
>Mayano represented by trans
>Chiyono represented by ERPing avatarfag
>NTR represented by JP attentionwhore avatarfag
>King and Ardan represented by redditor
>Daiwa Scarlet represented by penis filmer
Who has it the worst? Who has it the best?
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>>563949659
Be nice. Use neutral phrases like "paizuri slave" instead.
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>>563949780
You forgot Fuku and the schizo which is the worst pair
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>>563949780
It's funny how even though Teiobwos repvtation is at all time low no one actually represents them
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>>563949913
why is she so sweaty all the time
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>>563950025
I refuse someone like that would post on /uma/
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>>563950173
yes
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I still get blindsided by Fuku's chest size. She feels spiritually flat. Not that I'm complaining.
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Ryanfags I apologize. Island PV made me see the folly of my dislike...
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>>563950304
Welcome to the club
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>>563950112
You are free to believe what you want but the truth and damage has already been done.
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chiyofag actually doesn't have chiyo
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What the fuck
I swear white inspirations are the ones with pink sparks meanwhile golds are with all skills
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>>563950464
kobayashi yuu mogged literally the whole uma cast in that song
high quality seiyuu really are built different
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>>563948124
I'm still pretty horny actually.Haven't lubed my ona yet though.You?
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>>563950112
It wasn't even a Teiobro, it was an edited picture from the princess connect general but now it's a thread joke.
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tragic
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Based
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TeioGOD
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>>563949780
EL CONDOR PASA represented by witGOD
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>>563950995
What about them?
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How about I represent you a bullet to your skull, stupid faggot nigger
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>>563951051
sus
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have something cute
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you should KYS NOW
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>>563952021
"MANT did not kill global"
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Have something sleepy
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>>563952353
cute
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Where are you guys getting these...
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e-eroi..........
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>>563952439
You too
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>>563952563
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
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>>563952381
The Canopus trainer is so lucky to have such a diverse harem.
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What gaymes y'all been playing lately? Better not be anything normalfaggy or cringe!
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>>563952645
>can't outpower her
>can't outstamina her
>can't outrun her
>probably can't outwit her
owari da...
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>>563952563
So how do Umas give handjobs without ripping off your dick?
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>>563952748
Mahjong Soul and Umamusume
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>>563952891
Damn, I can't believe Fuku didn't sue Taiki for leaving her paraplegic after crushing her spine like that.
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>Xcom2, horse racing manager
Nice, very nice.
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Also, pretty nice.
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China slave
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keep posting images
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>>563952748
Uma, Mahjong, Shadowverse and the Warcraft 2 Remaster.
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That is a given, no reason to tell me, WP-anon.
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Ew (SV) and neat (wc2)
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When are we having jong rooms again, good taste gwos? It's been forever since the last room here.
>>563953198
I think that new /uma/ jong took them all... that's my cope at least. Come to think of it that club suddenly popped up when I heard of it a few weeks ago. Was it always around and renamed?
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