First for Taylor

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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.

Doldrums is back, the world is healing

server crash?

pretty
popular

this game is like a liminal space backrooms when no one playing

another 2slime w

vox semen dreamin'

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Who are the cutest /vg/station pairings?

>>2262438
This chaotic, self-produced record inspired by the mythos of the VG server turns sloppiness into an aesthetic weapon, with every track sounding like it might collapse under its own slop yet somehow landing on its feet. The songs lurch forward with blown-out drums, off-key hooks, and guitar lines that feel half-improvised, half-accidental, giving the album a strangely addictive charm. Much of the lyrical focus circles around the enigmatic figure of Yvvel, portrayed as a volatile, transgender presence in a digital pantheon of self-made deities and fervent pedophile apologists. Rather than polishing its ideas, the album revels in rough edges, letting feedback, missed notes, and rambling verses amplify its themes of identity, belief, and internet-age mythology. It’s messy, loud, and unapologetically unrefined—and that’s exactly why it works.

8.6/10

https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=7118

>>2262447
slashbolt has a nasty haircut

>>2262447
Does Nick know?

gekresonn is an autistic retard

2slime putting on a masterclass

>>2262463
2slimes is pulling gek's pants down and fucking him raw in that thread

king 2slime

gekresonn got fuckin slimed

Fiyah found the photo table

13monkeys can fuck off

ban 2slime.

How do I get more film cartridges if I used them all?

2slime is 2slopper

>>2262545
I don’t know

>>2262545
cargo, might also have an option in the merch computer.

The bartender has a rapid service fabricator which can make quite a bit of film

2slime
CID: 1282834673
Just cant stop being a piece of shit and freshly did a retard right off his 3 month. Stay gone! luzzgawr PERMANENT

it's dangerous playing during an active banrequest thread that has already reached 7 pages in an hour

playing a dangerous game

2slime is an alt anyways

ick ock

who has the ickest ock?

sticky icky

>>2262562
>it's real
RIP king
can we get a 2slime memorial rapekrieg battalion deployed to nipples's house?

https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=7119&p=48628#p48628

tuslime

13monkeys
49bluesun
Bath-Salt-Dumplings
Bomthar
Cityslicker1914554
D0rf
Eumeswil
Gekresonn
ImNone
SlashBolt
Subs455
TayIor Swift
Thaumic
TheChuddinator
Yvvel

>>2262605
Doldrums just logged on

Doldrummies

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>>2262613
Still banned for good

>>2262613
Don't tease me like that

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The Execution of 2Slime

doldrums being banned is literally the most antisocial braindead blonichu decision ever

>>2262628
loving the new slop

>>2262628
Stop doing this please

>>2262640
It’s making me really upset

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paris

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emma

Why is this happening

Filled Cryo with mutagen and acid as a nonantag. This was just going to be a jobban but I reviewed your notes.

You have a history of non-antag griefing just in the last week, and on top of that you have several alt accounts that have histories of permabans for the same behavior.

Due to that I'm going to be upgrading this to a permaban because we don't need griefing shitters around to waste job slots on.

Kilozombie be like
>yeah I think we should cut off children's penises and also unban 2slime

Im sure banning a popular player that only had a few people complaining about him is going to save pop
I just dont feel like playing on VG anymore after the news of 2slime getting unfairly banned

this 'eneral needs the kspg treatment methinkies

Now I have to go to bed upset

>>2262657
The popular players have zero people complaining about them actually. Like me.

>>2262658
what would that be

>>2262662
boohoo nigga

take your pills coper

2slop

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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 36TH BIRTHDAY IKEWASAV
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

why do only weird niggas play this game

this nigga fr complaining about not being healed correctly when he came back into medbay and welderbombed it..look in a mirror fucksake

36 is still young

gonna fucking rape taylor using me verbs and theres absolutely nothing she can do about it if she so much as shoots me with beanbag im filing for ban request valids its just text bro

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vox are pox

>>2262605
>Cityslicker1914554
put your white voice on brothers this a sundown server

>>2262702
This is why she joined obsgang

teamsloppy spaceman

why couldn’t 2slime get banned for a week or something
he still shouldn’t have been banned at all but perm is crazy

The funniest thing about this whole ordeal is 13monkeys celebrating the ban of 2slimes; the two biggest shitters on the server hate each other

I like being humiliated

>>2262723
Because we have too many players the server is just booming with all this traffic.
We need to get rid of a few to make the playercount a bit more menagable.

Permabanned for killing the antagonist
Stay gone!

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>>2262858
I see you said the nigger word on /tg/station...
I will be upping your job ban to a permaban for this racis- i mean underage behavior.

>>2262956
sexmain didnt lose his virginity

phew
13monkeys narrowly missed a permaban
our admins are so gracious

New non slop rap
- [ ] “Vg tryna keep the pop 13”
Cracked that clown niggas noodles turned him into pasta

hit em wit the Kane he was impostor

when I found out that shit hit harder than fent

When he came back and welderbombed it was like he vented

after everything was done turned out I was banned

Obsgang full of real niggas and fake that’s on Stan zarond

hit or miss
i guess they never miss huh

I thought the slopper was a cool guy until he started posting AI porn of beloved characters
He's no better than transstuff

>>2263363
those statics haven't been used for years
they're basically open source at this point

>>2263600
It's still horrific

>two low iq assholes get banned
>someone starts posting ai porn of a controversial character raping the character that has been being ai stopped for over a year
Wow, i wonder if the bans have any relevance in this

>>2263730
they don't, he was already doing it before either of those bans >>2261408

>theres an event today
>no announcement in the thread
Same on you \vg\station admin team. Apply yourselves.

>>2263899
We've discussed it before and we don't want schizo threadies playing with us and shitting up the fun for normal players. Usually it's a non-admin who tips off the thread (such as yourself) to an upcoming event, but even then it's rare.

>>2263904
>even then it's rare
Nobody wants to give off the ick.

Kromkar is your overlord :)

>>2263730
>>two low iq assholes get banned
im sad to hear you got banned anon

>>2263899
No one from the discord or the regulars who play want anything to do with this shit heap

>>2264024
we're so back

wow that was a real fun event guys I'm glad 13slime and 2monkeys weren't there to ruin it

Fun event, now we are winding down.

>>2264207
This but unironically

>>2263904
The admins dont even bother announcing it in the forums anymore. If you're not a faggot that's willing to put up with Discord, there's a strong chance you'll miss out. This event was an exception, but it wasn't even Kromkar that posted despite the fact that it was his event.

We just need security main to fuck up so all the shitters will be banned

that event was really bad.

>>2264275
green text it

49bluesun
Aboba123
ApotheoticOrder
Astraorigins
B4thunderiz
BurntDevil
CrazyAmphibian
Eumeswil
GermanSanta
Hobo Robo
ImNone
Jormungand
Kernikov
Kicknutsbutt
Killette2
KirbytheWizard101
Kromkar
Luminaar
Luzha
Manwithaplane
Mastercasual
RealestEstate
Rednick90
Robo sperg
Security main
SpacedGod
That_Hazmat_You_Killed_In_SOF
Thaumic
TheChuddinator
Tusterman11

>>2264279
I'M IN THE WHO LIST AGAIN
life ruined

>>2264279
for me, it's GermanSanta

>>2264278
>every interaction was just nonantag killing
>kromkar just threw a bunch of antags at the station
that was pretty much the entire event

>>2264290
really dropped the ball sending syndie commandos to the station instead of a NT deathsquad

>>2264290
>Syndicate station
>It's just box

kromkino

free aerodynamix

>>2264297
it's box BUT WITH RED AND BLUE TILES SWITCHED AROUND!
OOOOOOOOOH!

kromkar is just burntdevil without the talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_k88tj5gr8

during the event, reinforced girders either had no sprite or were layered to be beneath plating which made them effectively untargetable or invisible which meant that reinforced walls couldn’t be constructed or deconstructed which made repairing shit a pain. next event either don’t use fancy custom wall sprites, or thoroughly test and fix shit beforehand

>>2263904
Im one of the more active players atm and I only use the thread and not the trooncord. Had anon not made that post I wouldve completely missed that event because I actually wasnt planning on playing today. Just because a couple of people shitpost in the thread doesnt mean it should be disregarded entirely. The thread is what keeps /vg/station in its roots. Otherwise we would go the way of every other server that has forgotten the old internet sites they came from

>>2264397
If you can visit the thread on a daily basis there's nothing stopping you from visiting the discord on a daily basis, or even a weekly basis. The thread has been fucked for years and it'll never return to what it once was. If we weren't named /vg/ we would have severed ties completely long ago.

>>2264423
>>2238455

>>2264423
Do you use Twitter for your latest news? No, you just get them secondhand from 4chan. Why is Discord any different? There's a legitimate reason to avoid social media and Discord is no different.

>missed the event because of the ban
luzzgawr loves to ruin fun

>>2264449
Gee, maybe don't be a shitter and you won't get banned :^)

>>2264423
Likewise, if someone can visit the trooncord on a daily basis, then theres no reason why they cant visit the thread on a daily basis. Half the reason why the thread is in the absolute state it is now is because everyone sheltered themselves away in Discord instead of making any effort to improve the thread quality.
>If we werent named /vg/ we wouldve severed ties completely long ago
Grim. Do you guys really think going the way TG went is the right way to go? Do you really want to destroy the last vestige of classic SS13? But I appreciate the tacit admission that you guys are indeed trying to turn /vg/station into yet another discord tranny server. I was holding onto hope that this community may be salvageable but I suppose I may as well just become another threadshitting griefer just to spite you guys. Two more permabans and the server will be saved, Im sure.

>>2264454
anon thats not troonslime you're responding to...

my lifes a movie

How often someone plays should really be a factor in ban requests and appeals especially when pop numbers are in the dump. Gekresonn plays nowhere near as much as 2slime did, hell he only showed up for like two rounds this week, so his ban request succeeding only resulted in another -1 pop, and it does not seem like he actually intends to play more now that 2slimes is gone. I would rather have a dozen shitters on the server than one or none perfect players.

You come across an unconscious seizuring Cashe wearing a skintight tattered jumpsuit in the dark maintenance tunnels. What do you do?

>>2264587
*fart

>>2264656
watch out, 13monkeys might ahelp you if you go around farting on people

lmfaooo 13monkeys notes in shambles
if i wasn't permabanned from the forum and game I would challenge kekresonn to a robust off duel

why am i banned for being right? permanently? and 13trannéys /only/ got 2 weeks for being wrong. make his permanent and swap me out for another 3 month belter.

scuirtymon

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free aerodynamics144 free kingston

wyt bois be mad jus cus they unrobust

tator swift

free sexmain of his appearance ban

was nipples always this much of a dickhead?

>>2264581
Admins do not give a fuck about the pop bro.
They didnt join the admin team because they are passionate about SS13 they joined the admin team so they can feel important for once in their life and if anyone undermines their authority they can ban them they can still do that fine through discord the ss13 server is just a vestigial body part of the earlier days before discord when they used to do it through a game server basically a virtual tailbone.

>>2265292
They care more about being a discord admin for a discord with thousands of people, which they automatically become when they become a VG admin

I wish some of the nicer players played more often

>>2265347
Name three nicer players

>>2265361
13monkeks
2slime
securitymian

>>2265058
yes

13monkeys is dead...

>>2265409
Nigga I’m take a shit rn and I just laughed reading this P: signed 2monleys. Rest in piss tht bozo he is in a box sent from my iPhone

i'm cute as heck

>>2265058
i have faith that he's just had a lapse in judgement due to his understandable dislike of the player and isn't actually going to do a tgmin and double down

kilozombie be like
>I MUST defend every single shitter even though I don't even play so I don't have to deal with their shittery also I think we should cut off children's penises

fix the server!!!!

Hey all, pomf here. I pulled the plug on the server because I dont feel like it is worth keeping up after the decline in pop. The forums and website will be kept up for a few more days but the game server itself is already down, you can see for yourself on the website or trying to connect to it through BYOND. I had fun hosting /vg/station and running this community but the transphobia and pedophobia has gotten out of hand and all good things must come to an end. Farewell
t. chicken

>>2265829
you said that 14 years ago and yet here you are

>>2265829
>its real
wtf

sex with Tayior Swift

Non-antag welderbomb roundstart after a dare that killed someone else on lowpop.

can't believe the slopper crashed out
what a loser

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Reminder pomf's online handle and online existence is based off of a pedophilic japanese cartoon, and he's obsessed with a pokemon creature that just so happens to be colored as the trans flag and is an icon in the trans community
VG was doomed from the start

>>2266202
wtf i didnt know pomf was that based

I miss him everyday, I miss my space homie so much, please come back :'c

>>2266293
i miss rubylips too bro

I’m so high man I challenge gekresonn to a duel. Fuck trannys 8)

>>2266354
>Fuck trannys
yeah I bet you do, fag

>>2266364
bodied that bozo

>Don't spam 9gag memes
>Listen to the dozens of people that tell you you shouldnt execute antags before you find out they're antags
>Maybe avoid violence altogether because you just got banned for 3 months
How did 2slime fuck this up?

>>2266552
>Don't spam 9gag memes
This is the only fair criticism in your post, it's amazing what you can get away with if you don't act like a retard in ahelps and appeals. 100% 2slimes wouldn't have gotten banned from both the game and the forums if he had a modicum of seriousness in his banreq and appeal.
>Listen to the dozens of people that tell you you shouldnt execute antags before you find out they're antags
Seems like most people agree that everything in the incident was valid escalation by 2slime and he did the right thing of trying to revive Gekresonn after robusting him, people are allowed are fight and kill in this game outside of antag status.
>Maybe avoid violence altogether because you just got banned for 3 months
Easier said than done on Space Station 13

Who is 9gag and what are his memes

>>2266567
9gag is the mentally disabled brother of the infamous hacker 4chan

>>2266558
>You're called a nigger
>BAM! BAM! BAM!
How is this valid escalation? This is Space Station 13, not Portland.

>>2266558
>Seems like most people agree that everything in the incident was valid escalation by 2slime
name 3 people that are not 2slime or the other guy the banreq was on that agree with that

>>2266164
The "someone else" killed was the very person who dared me to do it and it wasn't low pop
Kromkar is such a retarded piece of shit, I give him an easy slam dunk ban and he still has to fuck it up

>>2266651
is there someone you forgot to ask?

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>>2266667

https://poal.me/c0exfz

>>2266729
probably could've phrased it better, "Who do hate more?"

>>2266729
ipgrabber

timmy

>>2266752
I was considering putting secmain on the poal but it's been too soon to judge his behavior I think

>>2266754
he's our most soulful player

Server events schedule announced. Thanks to all who answered the poll.
https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=7126&p=48713

>>2267067
go fuck yourself

172nd for SS14

more than 48 hours without slop
first time in years

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I don't understand observer mains... are midround antags really that fun? Or do you unironically prefer watching other people play, even during lowpop slow rounds, instead of playing yourself?
Do you also prefer to watch your girl get fucked by other people instead of fucking her yourself?

>>2267901
I main observer to vote for a map that is not Box to get everyone to stop playing.
I'm in it for the long game.

>>2267835
4chan added fingerprinting spyware to 4chan like a week ago i guess he finally ban evaded enought times to be labelled a terrorist and is now getting filtered out by it.
Vgstation might be saved.

we need a voice for the voiceless
slop for the slopless
tums for the tumless

>>2267901
the game isnt fun to play anymore. if i stop clicking observe, it's officially dead to me

still can't believe they banned 2slimes just cuz he was black

https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=7125
things are heating up in the gay nigger community

you HAVE to apologize

Nipples was in the Shifty files