>>2338846
Are we excited to see FaZe in the Major lads?

Based no links chad

>>2338860
Ropz's faze magic will be there

>>2338846
loser

>image limit not reached
guess it's fine since you beat the obnoxious zoomer

weird you're both so faze obsessed tho

The 0troon had to create another cope thread as cope lmao. No links chads stay winning.

>>2338872
>>2338873
Nigga I didn't see this thread was made. Stop having an autistic meltie over nothing.

>>2338846
the RAPED edition

>>2338872
Cmon its at 296, its fair game. Anything lower I would’ve agreed.

>>2338876
yeah, you're not obnoxious at all

>>2338860
F0Ze*
>>2338864
f0ze*
>>2338872
f0ze*

>>2338872
The 0troon has faze derangement syndrome, so anything faze related will cause a meltie.

>>2338873
>0troon
pure, unfettered projection

>>2295884

>>2338882
Indeed

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It's Over Edition

>Links
https://counter-strike.net/
https://hltv.org/
https://liquipedia.net/cs

>Tournaments
PGL Bucharest [Ongoing]
IEM Rio [Apr 13th - Apr 19th]
Blast Rivals Season 1 [April 27th - May 3rd]

>Previously
>>2331283

PARIVISION being this shit on mirage needs to be studied. How can you be shit at the main faceit maxxer map when your team is full of faceit maxxers?

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>>2338892

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>danes rule pgl
we're back on top baby!

>>2338900
ts shit is so funny

>>2338900
unc still got it

>mirage is the best map
please fire the casters

>mirage is the best map
quadruple these casters' salaries right fucking now!

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>me after i fail to create my thread with links

i want to have sex with donk

>>2338908
Where's the lie? The only fault of Mirage is how much it's played. Suffering from success.

>>2338950
True it's really the best map overall, aim map, always provides tons of entertainment and highlights, but also balanced enough that a good IGL can make any style work on the T side.
I still want it removed because no map deserves such a privileged position in the map pool for so long, and it would force people to learn other maps better

>>2338936
Niko..

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will BC.GAME Magisk work?

>>2338958
We just need cache and balance will be restored.

>>2338968
Is he assembling a based team of uncs for s1mple and electronic?

>>2338968
Lol wtf

>>2338940
>yfw you know another family member will soon die under suspicious circumstances

>>2338972
+scream
+pronax
maxx unc avra

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>>2338892

>>2338987
I would root for an all uncs team, I used to watch more CS a long time ago, so I don't know who most of these new players are.

Uh oh, Jamebros?

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Remember who owns the steppe

+SpawN

ZEROVISION
MONGOATZ

HAHAHAHAHA

Dastan just ordered a whip from blyatmazon..

expected desu when you play a close game to wildcard and lose to 3dmax

>>2339011
If the beatings end up in a vlog I might just watch

The entire population of Mongolia the country is smaller than the population of Berlin, the city proper. Mongolia the country is about 1/3 the population of London and it's metro, and about 1/5th the population of Moscow.

Weird as all fuck. 9 on T and 0 on CT.

the mongolz rape the mongols' rape babbies

many such cases

>>2339022
Yeah it's seriously impressive how well they're doing, they've changed like 10 players, everyone except Blitz and Techno, and only kept improving or at least stayed in tier 1

>>2339022
The fact that they can field a T1 worthy team from entirely native talent given that fact has always impressed me.

>xers crying for aztec again

>>2339024
Dare I say the bookie team match fixed?

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>>2339062
No idea but I think Ancient's balanced but leans towards being a CT-sided map. Their overall amounts of rounds won on CT is like 40%.
I mean 0 on CT is pretty crazy.

>>2339065
All I'm saying is that the dastan interview from before will draw attention away from the fixing angle...

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it's up

>>2339074
CreamyP finna humble hooxi in the calling department

>>2339074
>faze getting raped day 1
wow

>>2339074
>Faze vs Navi

Not like this...

>>2339077
>>2339080
they can go to Frag Expo in Vegas just before going to Texas and get some points to mitigate the damage

>>2339080
This can either be Budapest kino-esque 3 map series or a one sided rape. I'm thinking it's going to be the latter, but I hope I'm wrong.

>>2339074
surely Faze can beat GamerLegion in the lower bracket, right?

>>2339094
>faze getting raped day 2
wow

>>2339094
it's not a Big Apple, but snax is still hungry

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Astralis Vitality Cologne major final, with Astralis Winning to deny the back to back to back... I would cum all over my room.

>>2339119
the stake showdown

>>2339119
sell me on this astralis roster

>>2339132
its white and sovlful

>>2339119
Astralis reminding Vitality who's boss

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Jame's voice message after the loss to MongolZ:
>Welp. Didn't get to record this message on a positive note like I wanted to, but I'll still do it, I'll force myself to do it after losses like these, get in touch.
>What can I say. The game was interesting, many good points, overall I liked how we played. Maybe towards the end we were in a bad place emotionally, but as a team we had a great showing on Dust, I liked how we fought on Mirage even if we have issues on that map, even led on Ancient, everything's cool and all, but lost all important rounds, some due to carelessness, some to simply forgetting things, but overall it was a good match.
>Next is the break, and we'll see you in Astana. Finally, I'll have the time to work hard on overpassey, I can't imagine how amazing we'll be if we'll start playing this map good. I have some ideas how to fix everything, but of course... Of course, it's a bit painful. Thank you everyone, overall... Yeah, that's it. Yo.
Tell me if you want VCs from Wildcard and 3DMAX games. They are kinda long, but if there's an audience, I can do it.

>last team to take a map off vitality was the mongolz at cluj

>>2339148
Are you just going by the ear or using some software?
I was going to suggest some simple audio to text bot, literal google translate and some human touch

>>2339148
>Jame's voice message after the loss to MongolZ:
>Welp.
Better luck next time Jamie

>>2339157
I do it by ear, listening to it once and then transcribing into English
Google translate butchers nicknames, gets some context mixed up and adds a shit ton of things like "I I liked how we fought on Mirage—even if we have issues on that map—even led on..." that looks ugly

>>2339162
true

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blameF haters...
Twistzz haters...
kyousuke haters...
WE ARE COOKED!

>>2339167
>kyo and monesy topping niko
kinky

>>2339167
>hltv ranking points
invalid graph as f0ze is still #11

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cant wait for rio

>>2339167
>Like we alluded to at the top of this article, any advanced metric that seeks to compress a lot of context into one number has its blind spots. Maksim "kyousuke" Lukin is sixth here, but has a 1.07 in playoffs.
midsuke haters we feasting

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>want to buy a cool t-shirt to support my favorite team
>my size is already sold out
Fuck this shit

>>2339185
sexo

>>2339185
I want to see big jahman deal with her.

>>2339167
How the fuck is NiKo anywhere near a top 20 at this point?
Everytime I watch him play his team is getting battered and he's like 4-9 looking tilted as fuck

>>2339231
GOAT rifler and such please understand

PARI +Magnojez
W or L?

https://www.dust2.us/news/72653/nip-to-layoff-swedish-staff-and-move-operations-to-abu-dhabi-according-to-swedish-news-outlet

golden opportunity for FUT, i didn't think they will have a chance to win a tournament really. Mongolz are the most beatable tier 1 team imo, it should be a good match as well, both teams play aggro as fuck and ban the other one's worst map

Animgraph2 is all placebo

>>2339574
no it's in beta

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Is any other donk fans scared for his safety in Rio? My little pookie has a lot of haters in that monkey country. It's his first time going to a 3rd world country. I hope he has good security

>>2339753
probably gonna have to fight off the bundas

>>2339753
I remember when he put furia in 0-3 at the major and people started sending him death threats, somebody even made a diss track on him. Fucking monkeys. I hate all Brazilians after that incident

>>2339753
Brazil can't be any worse than Siberia

>>2339753
>It's his first time going to a 3rd world country
lmao

>>2339762
It's way worse. Brazil is a literal hellhole. The hotter a country is the more dangerous it is. Just look at a map and go across the equator. All shitholes. humidity breeds danger. Always remember this, it could save your life

>>2339768
Ausbros...

>>2339771
Not the same. Australia is hot but most are descendants from Britian. They have cold brains. They just happen to live in a hot country. You can't say the same for the Brazilians, or any other country along the equator.

>major tournament
>semifinals are 4 dogshit teams
wtf is this shit
where is vitality
where is spirit
did the hues even show up to get humiliated?

>>2339022
what eating just horse meat does to a mf:

What CPU do you need to have to average 500 in a live match

>>2339090
It's obviously the latter man they're buck broken beyond belief.

>>2339167
bl0mf haters are justified

>>2339756
damn that's pretty hot

big brown bunda bouncing on and destroying his swc

>>2339855
lowest settings? some x3d for sure, if that's even possible

>>2339864
So those people with 480hz and 600hz monitors can't even saturation them during gunfights? I guess its still better to have as much fps as possible

>>2339855
This game only runs okay on Pajeetzen X3D processors and even then you want the faster high end ones.
My 7600x3d is only good for 300fps stable

>>2339868
I think if you have a genuinely top tier highest end pc like the pros with a 9800x3d and 5080 you can actually get stable 500+ fps. There will be some dips of course but 99% of frames will be above 500.
There are benchmarks on youtube where you can see this.

https://youtu.be/LYEN3wrhcSQ?is=WBsfSTzGI9Qt6Mii

I haven't played this game seriously since 1.6, where should I start?
I can't bunnyhop anymore and I don't even know how to setup my crosshair correctly. I've just been doing deathmatch against bots to get a feel for the game again, but I think I'm ready to advance.

>>2339957
Just jump into Premier. Competitive mode is a meme and DM is just for warm up.

>>2339957
You can quickly and easily copy a crosshair from a pro through a website like prosettings.
Set MSAA to 2x - not higher
Most settings can be turned to low, make sure to put shadows on "all" and turn off the upscaling option. Also high dynamic range to quality.

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>>2339753
Donk (in the back) after visiting the favelas

I told you that parivision is not ready to withstand being a top team with a target on their back
I was not wrong
and I say this while liking how they play
your smugness in dismissing me has now curdled up and will eternally remain rotting inside your soul poisoning your aura unless you apologize

>>2340140
they already BARELY scraped by wildcard with the thinnest of margins
anyone thinking they're remotely close to taking on other top5 teams with any constistency was always delusional

>>2340143
but they are taking on them with consistency
not once have they shown to be bad versus top 5 teams, even at the major on their first big international lan, they punched well above their weight vs aurora and mouz, even despite losing to the latter
even vs mongolz, another team in top 10, they shown to be a lot better than vs 3dmax or wildcard
they lack the floor themselves, but they are still the giant slayers all thanks to dastan and Jame both being in top 5 smartest guys on the scene overall

>>2340154
I was perhaps being unclear: the context we're talking about here is STAYING at the top, not losing every other match to the other piranhas trying to nibble at vitality. Currently, meaning this year, only navi has risen slightly above the other challengers to vita. We'll see how long that lasts.
Rising top teams in cs, almost invariably, go through a process like this:
1.->buildup outside the very top
2.->blast through to near the top quite quickly
3.->try to hang on near the top since now you're a huge target to every other team, often taking a dip in results since opponents are now more prepared for you
4.->THE TEST OF TIME
5.->Team either achieves something in it's lifetime or fizzles out, sometimes more dramatically sometimes less

usually teams can expect problems starting from step 3., but pari is already struggling while ENTERING step 3., Dastan is already openly talking about kicking players and while half of that might be meme pr it's still not looking good for step 4.
Consistency doesn't mean "not being bad" vs. top teams, it would mean actually being able to beat them CONSISTENTLY. We're not talking about whether or not they're a top10 team, but we're talking about how people seriously considered them to be next in line to challenge vitality.
But I guess if you roll back the expectations to just consistently being top10 they've reached consistency, lel sure whatever, who cares

https://kick.com/hltvorg
Get in here

>>2340175
>striker and that other guy
i sleep

>>2340168
you're thinking too linearly and rigidly, thus brushing off their actual goal of being a top 10 team with a laugh. the only team who achieved a similar result with 4 rookies is gambit 2021, not one other team else, and even then they had the luxury of being tier-1 in their rookie years from the comfort of their homes, and even then they spent a lot more time together between making the core and getting into top 10. you can count mongolz in, sure, and even then pari reached top 5 a lot faster.
this twelve step program you've written out applies for veteran players from many other teams and not kittens who were watching donk highlights yesterday. no shit they struggle, all they have is Jame leading them, and he's human too, can't do all this bullshit for everyone all the time. if anything, they are doing a lot better than old vp in terms of consistency even despite this cycle of good-bad-good-bad tournaments.
>it would mean actually being able to beat them CONSISTENTLY
the way you're describing them here is as if they are russian 3dmax while they have either a neutral or positive h2h vs everyone but the best team of all time vitality and their kryptonite navi.
>Dastan is already openly talking about kicking players
that's literally how it goes with every other team, I dunno why everyone is so hung up on dastan
you make a mistake, you are told to fix it. you make a mistake again, you are told to fix it again. you make a mistake for months on end, you get benched. that's not true only in liquid and faze. seems like people just got scared he said the quiet part out loud, which is what he always does.

hltv confirmed is live at the usual place

>>2340175
>volume keep defaulting to 50%
>resolution keep defaulting to 720p in auto mode
>"P-PLEASE COMPLETE YOUR PROFILE WE WANT TO SELL YOUR DATA"
For supposedly the twitch killer the site is kinda ass.

>>2340175
>>2340191
who the fuck cares, it's only watchable if there's some guest around
coworker-tier cs podcast, spunj can't hardcarry this ass alone, striker and prof are dry as shit

>>2340193
just something in the background while we wait for the games

>>2340184
I don't know what you're even talking about anymore, sure as shit nothing that relates to my posts
I was talking about how people (in this general too) we're hurrying to crown parivision a top2 team and heir to vitality, which was correctly identified as delusional in >>2340140
If you want to talk about how pari are growing as a team: cool, it just doesn't have anything to do with the original topic

>>2340208
>I was fighting ghosts
okay

>>2340216

>>2340140 >withstand being a top team with a target on their back
>>2340143 >taking on other top5 teams with any constistency
>>2340168 >we're talking about how people seriously considered them to be next in line to challenge vitality
Yes, you were fighting the ghosts John

thorin needs to stop inviting voo to his podcast, that guy is utterly horrible at anything but hltv tier baiting

Thorin needs to stop inviting Manletsnake to his podcast, that guy is utterly horrible at anything but stealing takes from /cs2g/ and his Twitch chat

>>2340292
voo is actually a good analyst, stfu

cs "fans" have zero idea what kind of analyst they want and just want to watch something that will make them feel like they're smart without being threatened
t. voo

>>2340323
if he was a good analyst, he'd be hired outside of blast
he isn't because he's frauded to hell and back, and very easy to read
>karrigan needs to... le retire... because muh fragging IGLs
That's literally the thread-shitting line of discucks from /vg/, not a real analysis, it's literally "team bad so igl needs to retire". That's a stupid take, not a "hot" one because he can always go the Jame route, he can upgrade a shit ton of teams even in top 30, but no, just retire bot
>More stats... LE GOOD
Statfagging is hardcore cancer that kills all sports, esports more so than any other
>Major qualification... LE UGLY... because chinks are cheating and I don't understand tier-2 LANs...
Biggest kino of the current scene is le ugly or something despite getting the least amount of hardcore flukes ever for two majors now. People need to adjust their thinking and realize that major stage 1 is RMR they all want so bad.
0/3 on the easiest and most braindead of thorin's podcast. What a dogshit analyst, no wonder he and midpreeh are slaves to the jestermaxxing TO that don't get hired anywhere else

>>2340244
I never believed in the Niko grooming theories until now. He only recruits twinks into his teams. Something is going on here.

retards that scream OMG FROZEN SHOULD LEAVE are so corny its not like the entirety of faze is bad it's just 2 retards that have the most important roles
horrible awper and entry fragger, how are you supposed to get anything done?

>>2340344
that's when you realize that most people don't understand a lot of things but have a very strong opinion on them
quite frightening

>23 AUD deagle as a weekly drop
That's a good one

>>2340344
Forzen is leaving your shit team buddy

>>2340346
it's funny since spirit is the exact reverse, entry fragger and sniper are the best while the rest are horrible but they're still a competitive team(barely)

>>2340344
cope

washed igl
no coach
retarded management
no money

the only thing keeping frozen in Faze is the contract

>>2340357
add no tier 1 tournaments soon as well, if they don't perform at Blast and Atlanta.

>>2340357
karrigan would be washed if he cant win with good players not the pieces of shit he currently has
neo was a cheerleader coach
true but this can be a wakeup call
i doubt theyre that poor since they have merch money and clout in general

oh no, the karriganfag is here again
jesus christ just take the L, this is getting embarrassing

>>2340363
No that's me
Last I recall you ran away with shit in your pants after you tried to type "broky and jcobbb aren't bad" as an argument, did something happen for you to rear your head back in?

>>2340361
>true but this can be a wakeup call
The wake up call was the night and day difference when s1mple replaced botky.

>>2340357
>retarded management
>no money
watch them waste frozen then he leaves without them getting a buyout

>>2340369
they're 100% asking for a retardedly high buyout and will be left holding the bag with zero results

>>2340372
art of the deal, truly the modern American team

>>2340376
to be fair it's not just the burgers, brazil is also famous for their orgs hating each other so much that their buyout asks are ridiculously exaggerated
so when saying American it's for the whole continent

>>2340384
true, but Brazil orgs are small time and they live to make the Major, so it makes sense that for example Mibr doesn't wanna sell insani cause he earns them the spot alone almost. Faze are supposed to be a big and serious org that is (was) permanently tier 1, if they lose Twistzz, ropz and frozen for free then i don't know what to say anymore.

Still waiting for the BC.FaZe announcement...

>>2340384
>brazil is also famous for their orgs hating each other so much that their buyout asks are ridiculously exaggerated
I don't think they hate each other, insane buyouts are just a thing there especially in football. It's one of the ways clubs can somewhat reliably get money into their bank accounts.

>>2340348
Grats anon, I didn't even know you could get rare items from weekly drops until last week, a m4s1 glitched paint dropped for me.

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>>2340244
>>2340337
I have been enlightened.

>>2340344
>t. fat hippo nig
No matter how much you push the "le 2 problems only on faze" meme it's not going to work tranny

>>2340363
Don't reply to the baiting fattiganig

>>2340348
>>2340412
how are people here so lucky with drops, i remember someone here also got AWP green energy FN, and only a few months after the skin came out. i literally never got anything worth over a few bucks (blue skins) and i've been playing for years.

watch 3dmax win this tournament

>>2340433
they would need to collectively life game beyond all imagination for that to happen in bo5, no way. but i believe they can win the semi.

>>2340436
they just win the first map and hold w the next two

>>2340437
Yea but the problem is both FUT and Mongolz hold +W harder

>>2340443
they will W themselves out in the semi

>>2340432
Aside from this I've never been lucky with cases, not that I opened many but the best I got was a UMP Motorized with stat track.

just joined, wait there is no crowd??????????????? WTF

>>2340456
they all left cuz zywoo isn't there

>>2340456
1 million tourney btw

>>2340462
jesus

so this is the power of 3DMAX tactics...

>>2340465
>>2340456
>>2340462
iem rio is on monday and for example 3dmax is here and is gonna be there too on monday so pgl is doing a mini tourney with grand finals being tomorrow

>>2340467
yeah but no crowds? I guess they knew they wouldn't sell any thickets

phzywoo

>>2340028
I had everything set to ultra, I play at 4k which I know isn't ideal for comp also.

>>2340471

who the fuck would pay to watch a bunch of tier1.5 teams at best like parivision or fut

>mock opponent before losing
typical french arrogance

>tfw hardstuck lvl 9 with 12avg 60adr
lads is it over

>>2340520
Okay nigga we get it you want h00xi's baby

>>2340508
you mean brazilian arrogance

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>>2340525
Can you feel the energy?
I'm gonna HOOOOOOX

>>2340513
don't worry Helvijs, Faze is too broke to replace you

how the fuck did a Georgian lad end up in the ENCE Finnish roster kek

>>2340508
what did they say?

>>2340530
big maka questioned what Astralis was doing, calling them bots

>>2339753
>>2340103
They will love him

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>>2339753
he'll be attacked, then nearly raped
then zywoo will save him
then he will be raped

>>2340529
apparently he's the best igl they could get atm
might be replaced in the near future though

I think transexuals should be considered outbreeding depression, because all of them looks like have some amerindian in them

what

fire Anders jfc

>10:9 for Astralis, hugely important round
>Astralis have 4v3 advantage
>Anders rambling
>Lucky gets a double kill on B
>Anders doesn't even react, just continues to ramble how the bomb rotating could maaaybe get caught (it didn't)
absolutely unlistenable

>>2340598
shut the fuck up

>>2340598
You are autistic

>tier2max

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>>2340244
will I become more gay if I follow this dude's shit?

>>2340611
Why would you want his settings? There are at least 20 better aimers than him right now.

>>2340611
>will I become more gay
you are in /magog/
I don't think that's possible

just non stop cheaters when you play this shitty fucking game

>>2340621
Why would you play this game yourself when you can watch Astralis vs 3DMAX play tier 1 CS? That's like fucking your wife yourself instead of having the BBC Bull do it for you.

>3daysmax

>mutt's law

FUT vs Mongolz is going to be bloody

>>2340625
pro games are basically hvh

>>2340638
mzinho has to shoot back, he got dragged to a win yesterday by the other 4
on the other hand i like seeing Techno pop up out of nowhere like when he won MVP at EWC, love this dude

Gp FUTA

imagine FUT had a decent awp

>>2340636
I am Dutch.

>lost to eco round
Anyways which team has the least round losses against ecos? I imagine it's some team like mouz that plays solid team CS.

FUT counts as a NAVI win btw

HvH

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Should he replace broky?

>>2340628
kek nice

>>2340669
No Alistair's going to replace Br1ky and Sexter's going to replace b0tniggan.

surprised how well cobrazero slotted in

https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2042648937861878149
wtf why did they just randomly post broky and jcob pov at pgl bucharest?

>>2339976
I don't think I have premier yet. something about not high enough level. is that the actual ranked mode? so what is competitive, like unranked but the same game mode?

>>2340679
deleted already?

probably because br1ky and jc1b are the only ones staying. fr0zen, tw0stzz and b0tniggan are gone

>>2340682
https://xcancel.com/FaZeEsports/status/2042648937861878149

>>2340680
Valve in their infinite wisdom took 1 solid matchmaking and fragmented it into Premier and Competitive.
Difference is, in premier you don't get to chose map you want to play, you get veto and might end up on a nuke with a team that have never played nuke in their entire life, ranks are represented with a score between 0 and 35k
Competitive is good old competitive CS GO matchmaking with old ranks, but valve in their ultimate wisdom made ranks map based, so you can have global on dust 2 and silver elite master on inferno.
There is little to no difference between the two, both are full of cheaters, retards, subhumans and trolls.

if you play on official servers you earn XP for weekly drops (skins, cases, graffiti)
If you play on community servers you dont get shit (you also have to find community servers online, there is no proper server browser anymore)
Play whatever you like

>>2340680
They made Premier the main game mode of CS2, it's the primary ranked mode yeah where you start every match banning maps etc.

Competitive in CS2 is basically what Casual mode was in CSGO

>>2340687
>>2340688
it's good that it forces people out of always playing mirage (or d2)
map based ranks are also based since a lot of people can only play mirage and get wrecked on any other map

>>2340693
my group never touches Mirage lmao

>>2340693
Yes that's what I like about Premier too. Makes everyone more well rounded and stops the Vertiglobal phenomenon happening.

I will always vote to ban dust2 no matter what. Mirage is okay.

you niggas need to go to the other thread this is for pro discussion

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>>2340700
There is no more other thread.

>>2340693
Expect that it doesnt really do anything, people still play dust 2 and mirage 24/7, unless you que with 3 faggot friends who permaban dust 2 and mirage
Map based ranks also fragmented matchmaking even further, so now you end up with someone who is global on dust 2, but silver on inferno and thats not a good thing, because even if you only que dust 2, you still have mechanical skill of global elite, yet you are put together with americans on inferno.

>>2340698
Based D2HATINGMIRAGELOVINGCHAD
>>2340700
Or what sissy?

Krabs is so goated

>>2340706
There is also another side to this mirage / dust 2 drama and thats anubis / ancient that no one wants to play, so you get nuke / inferno / overpass and vast majority of d2 / mirage hating niggers don't know how to play these maps at all but they like them because they are not dust 2 and mirage, yet they hate anubis and ancient because THESE ARE BAD MAP AND VALVE SHOULD REMOVE THEM (they dont know how to play them either)

Now you have niggers that hate and refuse to play every map but inferno, because eventually they realize that nuke is that good and overpass is overpass.
BUT THESE NIGGERS STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY INFERNO, they think they do but they just die on banana or palace every round.

Fastest 13-10

>Astralis vs FUT
I feel like this has happened once or twice every tournament this year

>>2340711
>>2340706
Is this a thing in very low elo or high very elo? I legit see every map on a regular basis (besides Overpass) bouncing around 17k-22k

>>2340714
mirage next
might go crazy as well

>>2340717
phzy talked about this in the post game interview kek, he said he knows they will play FUT in the final because it's like a curse for them

>>2340718
both, just a thing with special players

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holy humble gigachad
just like my humblegoat humblewoo

>Launx will win a tournament before Falcons with m0nesy
b-b-b-based

>>2340727
>The best players in the game are the humblest
Holy blessed era!!! HumbleStrike

Why doesn't zywoo simply eat donk

>>2340746
players with too much ego fall off big time during humblewoo's reign, many examples of this

>>2340751
niko will kill him so he can do it instead

>>2340751
not enough meat on those bones.

>>2340751
he doesnt need to

holy shit what a round from FUT

>>2340751
donk is packing too much heat in those pants

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KEK esl is forcing costreamers to look at desk segments too, of course this roastie whore agrees with it

>>2340768
>noooo you need to validate us getting paychecks!!!

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>>2340768
>eefje depoortere

eco'd lmao

cobrawoo

COBRA AWP 4K

cobra-sama...

>>2340768
kek why even pay for desks if you have to force people to watch them

>>2340784
they're complete money wasters, do we have anyone in here that watches the stream with full attention after a match is done?

bl0tz...........

XDDDD

maara looks like he wants to rape and kill blitz and mizinho

dziugss kinda throwing in two rounds back to back, lock in lilbro

blitz

cobrazera is carrying these shitters

Its kind of wild how most pro teams are just ok or good enough in shooting but then you see FUT and mongolz and you can feel how sharp their aim is

>>2340802
this but mezzi compared to most pro players

crazy map

>australias in GF
not a good day for faggots mad about based danes

>>2340802
stavn would be 0.80 rated and kicked in a month if he played FUT and they kept playing this free flowing duel based style instead of adapting for him

>>2340816
victim complex

>>2340818
no there's a definite strain of assblastedness in this genny about danes. idk why exactly but i know they're seething right now
website runs on danish tech btw

>>2340817
>if he played FUT
if he played for* FUT

mongbros...

FUTAGODS WON

elite futas

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FUTAchads stay winning

Fuck
Gg futas

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FUT wins hte whole thing, kinda based

>EU flag
>all eastern europeans
they need different flags

Based FUT

FUT-Vitality at Rivals should be a banger

Friendship with pari ended
FUT is my new best friend

>>2340835
Western-Europe has no upcoming talents at all. When I see EU flag I already assume it's a bunch of eastoids

>>2340835
4/6 of them are basically* from EU countries though
(*Kosovo is in the process of becoming a member)

Launx is so based

>>2340850
kosovo will never be in eu

>>2340784
>>2340787
Desks add a sense of professionalism to the game. I'm happy to have them even if I don't listen to them

>>2340848
what's your age cutoff for upcoming here?

I understand ohne for not watching CS unless goatwoo is on

>>2340857
Spain??
tldr?

>>2340860
Spain has internal secessionist movements (Basque Country and Catalonia) which is why their federal government always sides against any type of secessionist country abroad.

>>2340852
>>2340857
>>2340865
money and gibs will smooth these issues in time
we all know it

>>2340871
yeah but there are ways to go about kosovo's EU membership that can soothe over the autism
like serbia coming in at the same time, since for the spaniautists' logic kosovo is just a part of them anyways

>>2340868
this is probably true, Spain already recognizes Kosovar passports for traveling since a few years ago, there were much bigger political shifts happening than Spain-Kosovo. like nobody believed Finland (or Sweden) would really dare to join NATO 4-5 years ago but here we are.

>>2340876
that was weird: i could simultaneously see the deleted message I replied to and also see that my reply had the deleted message number crossed out
2spooky4me

>>2340880
>javascript is dogshit
water is wet

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SwaBnXvQqCo
soooo is frozen leavign?

>>2340888 (Checked)
We all hope so.

>Roman Imperium Cup VIII cancelled
terrible news Fazebros

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>unlocks staehr
>unlocks jabbi
>unlocks your sister's chastity
>unlocks phzy
if you ain't hooxin', what're ya even doin'?

>>2340913
can he unlock performing at something other than cct lans?

>>2340917
>sister-haver throwing a fit
I'm sorry bro. That's just how it is

>>2340918
pooxi's best achievements after getting humiliated in g2:
finals of pgl astana
finals of fissure playground 1
finals of pgl bucharest
so I am gonna repeat it again: any tier-1 achievements after niko igl'd stewie2k to a trophy and proved pooxi is a placeholder?

>>2340920
>pooxi
lol
sour grapes
gl with your "rifle goat"

>>2340927
thanks
at least the rifle goat was able to win his cct lan on his first try, pooxi is gonna go for a 3rd winless final

>>2340932
sadly, hooxi was stuck with your whimpering goat
he'd have 2 majors already if it wasn't for niko
but you already know that

>>2340933
>sadly, hooxi was stuck with your whimpering goat
how many trophies without niko and m0nesy?

>>2340934
how do you show the top teams on hltv? I wanna make fun of falcons being lower than gigachad

>>2340936
why did you not answer the question?

>>2340937
answer mine; maybe I'll answer yours :-*

>>2340939
pooxi without niko: cct lan finals choked to china's 2nd best team
niko without pooxi: iem dallas
sad reality

>>2340945
>iem dallas
>without hooxi
lol
he even admitted hooxi was stratting over phone before each game
only thing niko won without hooxi was that sorry b-tier thophy - worth 20 million dollars apparently

>>2340947
>proud of pooxi being a call girl
hello r/sexworkers
maybe he can phone himself a sorry b-tier trophy, been unanswered for 2 times now...

>>2340947
>>2340952
Just kiss already.

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>>2340952
>when hltv edgy
you lost
you will lick your sister's juices off of hooxi's massive cock and balls

>>2340964
>gigashit fan
>homosexual
isn't it embarrassing to realize that snax's g2 in 6 months has shown to be a lot better than pooxi's g2 ever was?

Time for IEM Kiev 2027

Am I crazy or is the A4 finally more popular than A1-S again?

>>2340972
>snax's g2
yeah, what an incredible run
definitely understand why they kept him as igl

>>2340976
seems like it. Might just be recency bias because we're scrutinizing it after the update. someone would have to actually go through the numbers

>>2340964
Is monesy what simple would've looked like as a twink

>>2340986
nah
s1mple needed a wrangler, monesy needs daddy

>>2340980
>definitely understand why they kept him as igl
because he's better than pooxi
the guy that executes a 12 times in a row is a better and more trustworthy igl than pooxi
just sad how bad that guy is

>>2340998
holy shit you're daft lol