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>bucharest already forgotten
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>>2352089
respect future major winner hooxi
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close one for megab1t (about a round ago. wtf is up with cloudflare?)
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Inshallah Finn
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We still have
>>2338858
Stop thread splitting you noobs
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>>2352092
as a coach maybe
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>blowout
>blowout
>overtime
Is it just a case of both teams only playing well on maps they prepare for?
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>>2352126
nobody is using that shit thread
fuck off
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>mouz vs turkish mouz
might just go to bed
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>>2352137
no
navi are just mirage merchants
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>the SAW core was $2.5 mil
what in the actual fuck
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>>2352198
I don't get it...
did he knock up his wife or something?
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my moussies :)
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>>2351849
>>2351896
gringo burrho kkkk
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test
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>>2352328
hilarious
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>falcons vs vitality
>wow, that'll sure be an exciting match! I wonder who'll win
>what do you mean they're both going to playoffs either way?
6 teams playoffs is so fucking gay...
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site's completely broken now
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ez 4 nato
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i guess r1nkle has been bought? also why the fuck is stavn awping lmfao
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>>2353137
damn i guess he hasnt been bough. if faze are staying in CS they should be gettin on the phone to nip
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>>2353148
strange, you'd think they would be able to easily sell him to somebody like B8 or PUA
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>>2353170
I'm surprised they wanna get rid of him at all, especially for a player who hasnt played the role and who hasnt played T1 for what? a year nearly?
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>>2353174
7 months not a year sorry
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>>2353174
they're kinda shit tho, the best team they've beaten this year is GamerLegion
they have to make changes
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>>2353193
>they have to make changes
i agree i just didnt think it would be r1nkle i always thought he was solid. i wonder if this was an org decision or a snappi decision. xKaspersky deserves better either way, once a proper T1 team picks him up hes gonna tear shit up
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>>2353137
LOCK UP YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
HE'S BACK!
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>>2353137
natural-born mogger is finally back
also a smart move, if the gamble works out and he has decent (1.05+) numbers then he'll be one of the most desired players on the scene instead of just being yet another benched "star player"
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Russian reactions to Spirit vs Falcons:
>What garbage did I just watch
>Who was frothing at the mouth saying the new Spirit roster is OP?
>Seems like they tilted donk with these rebuilds, he doesn't even want to shoot anyone
>Each tournament worse and worse, they went from a team to fuckmeat, I struggle to remember a faster degradation
>Last match for Spirit tomorrow
>>Surely they beat Red Canids
>zywoo top 1
>Anubis pick showed everything. All of Rio smelled weakness.
>Why the "blowout" G2-Vita was close, and "close" Spirit vs Falcons was a blowout?
>For a second tournament, I realize that Spirit are just boring. No ideas, just chaos. Meanwhile, watching PARIVISION invokes different emotions even if they lose because you understand the ideas. What worked out, what didn't.
>magixx: "we lost because the opponent turned the game on"
>strange situation - no hally, but anubis pick...
>is s0ft1k the first ever mute coach? he just sat there and stared at the floor...
>I think S0ft1k is the problem, no hally = donk no kill.
>Spirit skipped Vitality or something
>Seems to me all of top 10 is now above them
>HALLY COME BACK WE'LL FORGIVE YOU EVERYTHING!!!!!!
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>>2353253
>Seems to me all of top 10 is now above them
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>>2353261
It's a slight mistranslation, I meant to type that they can't beat anyone in top 10 now
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>>2353253
I guess russians were lucky jame came back right when spirit started to nosedive
I wouldn't root for this roster either
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>>2353253
>magixx: "we lost because the opponent turned the game on"
trvke
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>>2352138
autist meltie

that IS the thread, not your shit opless op
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>>2353312
>aislop
skipped
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Can janny delete this thread or the other one >>2338858
It's fucking annoying to flip flop between the two.
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>>2353325
What do you think this OP's image is? Retard.
>>2353329
We already had that thread, OP had an autistic meltie and made this thread out of spite.
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>>2353336
you didn't link it in time
it happens, you can try next time
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>>2353329
>It's fucking annoying to flip flop between the two.
nobody forces you to
just go away, thanks
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I'm really tempted
please talk me out of it bros
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>>2353381
impossible
mid canids are not those guys
g2 vs spirit in final is value, however
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>>2353381
i wanted to bet like 2 weeks ago too on a faze match and realized i almost got brainwashed by all the ads then stopped
i would've lost money too
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>>2353339
Yes, because I'm employed and went to sleep. There was no need to link it because it already existed and niggerOP knew about it but still made this thread.
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>>2353393
>mid canids are not those guys
I realize they suck
my delusions just tell me that spirit might be so mentally fucked after yesterday that there'd be a chance
also missing their tardwrangler
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>>2353397
well unlucky
next time link it and type "recycle"
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>>2353397
niggerOP here
If you have a job why are you spending all your free time bitching and moaning? It's tiresome and sad
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>>2353404
donk alone will rape the candies, yesterday was an outlier + Falcons were sharp as fuck
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we need wigger pros. how have we not seen a pro player do a money spread or freestyle on stream?
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>>2353440
s1mple?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKJSm1-ZxM
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>>2353440
kyousuke and s1mple already did that
NiKo close to it as well
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when are they fixing this shit site it takes 5 mins to post
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>>2353462
traffic is currently being routed through isreal
give it a couple of days
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>>2353462
it's gonna close soon
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>heavygod getting attacked by flies
lol
glad I switched over in time
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not looking great for the dragon
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how will history judge karrigan?
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>>2353491
keep calm
they will stabilize soon enough
they can't lose to red canids...
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>>2353491
what the fuck are they doing ??????
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>>2353507
>brazillian team
>in brazil
they gonna toggle to get to the arena lmao
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>>2353503
if he wins niko a major?
greatest igl of all time
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this doesnt even look like spirit is playing bad but its 3-9
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>>2353509
going home
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can't believe I let magog talk me out of a stupid bet >>2353381
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Nothing wrong with struggling to beat the ABSOLUTE MONSTERS that almost eliminated FaZe on Stage 1 of the last major.
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>>2353512
CHILLS
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I guess donk on t-side might just save their sorry asses
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Casual reminder Spirit paid 1.5 mil for tn1r
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who are those two clown casters on the second stream? can't they afford big names to cast them?
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bronzilian bots choke incoming...
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>>2353532
he looked so good on heroic before having to share with donk
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my nigga its spirit vs red canids these are the t4 kind of matches where you train casters
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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VAMO CARALHO

today I feel brazilian

PORRAAAAAAAA

VA TOMA DO CU AQUI E RIO PORRA
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>sh0ro
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You can't tell me that there's no elaborate plan to destroy the squad from the inside.
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>>2353546
might threaten other players with violence a bit later idk
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how uncomfortable are those headsets everyone keeps adjusting them
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holy shit this site is broken right now
stop fucking about, mossad!
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>>2353556
>not spitting on arriving players too
I expected more, 'zilbro
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>>2353559
they prolly squeeze tf out of your head
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donkey deserves to never get close to winning anything for at least 10 years because he gave a major, Cologne and Kato to 4 absolute shitters.
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how did spirit fluke vs liquid?
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>>2353522
thats how you become a degenerate bettor
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rofl that last round
they shit themselves
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>just keep fighting him 1v1
lol
spirit lost to this
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KEKAROOOOOOOOOO HE REALLY THOUGHT HE COULD 1v4 RED CANIDS GODS
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>>2353572
by not betting?
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my goat is washed...
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donk is 100% leaving for 2027
this is inexcusable
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donkey deserves to never get close to winning anything for at least 10 years because he gave a major, Cologne and Kato to 4 absolute shitters.
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>>2353585
he has signed some stupid lock in contract and is now in jail and justifying it
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>>2353562
It's joever.
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>>2353585
another traitor in the scene, what else is new
Zywoo would never
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>>2353595
>/vm/ more active than /vp/
you don't see that every day, huh
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>>2353253
>Surely they beat Red Canids
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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one year anniversary of the hack that killed the chink
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g2 looks insane atm
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>>2353617
it's one year ago exactly?
site's probably getting ddos'd hard for lulz then
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>7-1
Okay, funny. Wrap it up retards.
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>>2353602
CS > Pokemon confirmed
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>9-3
>on Ancient
Uh oh. I've seen this before.
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Oh nonono
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>momentum gone
red rockets 2-0
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>overpass
I really don't like this
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Brehs....I don't feel so good.
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they need to bring back the camera's on player's mouses. it's getting ridiculous this tourney.
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looks like spirit manages to not shit their pants like on map 1
boring outcome, but I guess it's better to have them than red rockets in the final
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the matys 4k literally looks like aimbot no?
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>>2353706
*playoffs
I don't think spirit makes the final
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>>2353707
no
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>>2353709
I don't think they're making playoffs either.
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>>2353721
hadn't seen they were playing g2 lol
yeah, they'll probably get pummeled tonight
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>stavn signs for NIP as primary AWPer
wat
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>>2353707
matys looks like a bot
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>>2353754
NiP don't get cucked challenge
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>>2353522
Retard
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>stavn signs for NIP as primary AWPer
wat
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>>2353764
you sure seem fun

>>2353760
nip's opponents you mean
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>>2353766
NiP don't get cucked challenge
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Technically they could but G2 are looking much better as a team.
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>>2353754
>>2353760
>>2353766
>>2353768
state of this website
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>>2353769
Sunpapi will spank them
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>two most interesting matches of the day are played at the same time
will there ever be a fix for this that doesn't compromise integrity?
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>>2353137
NiP trying not to do the most idiotic thing possible challenge:
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vitality's mirage is shit
and their inferno can be shaky.
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karrigan hasn't even joined the team yet and I already kinda root for falcons
could be because it's against vitality
still not a fan of kyosucky tho
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the fuck is g2 doing?
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WHAT IS THE FUCKING REAL THREAD
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>>2354052
it doesnt matter since 4chan is dead and it takes 10 mins to post
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>>2354052
the one with more replies
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NIKO AND MONESY
POWER OF LOVE
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just start the matches 5-10 minutes apart you esl niggers
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The entire reason why Vitality is so dominant is because they convert forcebuys/ecos half the time and take away all momentum
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these niggas are !00% getting sent to the dubai chocolate mines after this
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>>2354069
be grateful you can watch the matches at all, goy
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>>2354075
FOR FREE
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jfc ropz
from hero to zero
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>>2354099
you're in the wrong cs thread bro
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just play retarded, it works against vitality
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WATCH FALCONS CHOKE NOW
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I hate falcons but vit is such a bullshit team.
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holy shit
kyxsan really wants to go out with bang
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oh yes please congratulate him as you decided to kick him. snakes.
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Who’s gonna point out that karrigan isn’t ever gonna pull off what kyxsan just did
Also lol lmao falmez toggling for nothing
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Why can't this nigga do this every game? Also, how did they shit this map against red canids?
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chud man marches on
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vitality should just drop mirage and embrace ancient
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oh no no no no (((vitality))) sisters
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>monesy swing
Wait what? What did he do?
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>>2354131
part of the plan
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Yeah, dust2 won't be even close and I feel like vitality are winning inferno.
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>>2354146
Polymarket gives them both about 44%
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>mirage
>mirage
>dust2
>dust2
esl are really trying to save every penny atm huh?
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#FALCHADSAREHERE
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zywoo is blatantly cheating and valve will do nothing about it
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TESES CHUD RAGE IN PLAY
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teses <3
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b stream buffer is almost as bad as posting on 4chan rn
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ok im not fucking joking anymore
i dont want fat useless nigger named b0tnigga to ruin falcons
somebody fucking kill him
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>brazilian production
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>>2354212
nobody cares what you want
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zywoo a bit shaky
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>>2354222
ESL + Brazil air quality trying to hold him down
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MERRIMAN
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>>2354234
game ended 5 minutes ago bro
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>>2354238
5 minutes is the time it took for the jews to check my post before displaying it here.
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>magixx naded shiro
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dammit
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>>2354244
it didnt pass btw, you've been flagged
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I honestly don't understand how donk stays alive some times, when heavygod shoots at my tea, they insta die, when he shoots at donk he whiffs
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>>2354255
anti aim
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>>2354252
guess he should've rooted for flamez or zywoo
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my goy2 question still stands: what's the purpose of that team? they bear no meaning in existing, the tier-1 scene would not meaningfully change if they disband tomorrow, they aren't anyone's kryptonite nor did they have actually memorable and meaningful games since the london win
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>>2354267
They almost beat vitality couple of days ago.
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>>2354267
what's the point of any team not in the top5?
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2 days ago we raped the globohomo nato trash, 1 day ago we raped the yellow nato trash, today we rape the jewish nato trash
#DIADEFURIA
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>>2354267
filler team for tournaments basically
gatekeepers to tier 1 etcetc
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>>2354273
they actually have the desire to win or they at least have memorable games or at least a memorable style
neither of those things are applicable to g2, they are just worse mouz
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>post about Mezii being the most blatant toggler in T1 scene
>doesn't make it through
>he starts toggling for all to see and I cannot even point it out to the 'goggers
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>>2354276
nobody cares about furia vs mouz
maybe wanting furia to lose just to fuck with the crowd
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this is kind of hilarious lol
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>>2354267
https://x.com/fazetrophy
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ropz got an insanely high ceiling
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GODZ coming in hot
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apex got an insanely low floor
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apex be fragging like karrigan lmao
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baitwho
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Nuke is such a shit map. Give me dust 2 or give me death.
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>>2354297
relevance?
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>>2354319
Never understood the hype for Nuke. Such a weird fucking map.
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>>2354319
quiet down brown boy
we've just had dust2 on both streams. Let white people enjoy the game
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>>2354324
hwites like dust 2 and mirage tho
nuke is mutt territory
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ROPZII AGAIN
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nuke looks very pretty but it's dogshit to play
mirage looks dogshit but it's very pretty to play
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13-10 vitality win
falcons with the pistol and lose the rest
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>>2354304
>>2354306
found this pretty comical
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THE GOAT PISTOLEER
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13-9 for Vitality
it's over for failclowns
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>>2354361
maybe
can't really get excited either way
fucking 6 teams playoffs...
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ROPZIIIIIIIIIIIII

ngl zywoo is trash today
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After the 3v5 I’m certain Falcons will lose
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based Styko jinxing Falcons
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FLAMEZYWOO
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lmao of course Niko of all players gets raped like that
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Falcons could've been at 11 here but let's see if they can at least one more round. Jesus what a fucking throw.
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nuke really is a dogshit unbalanced map
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Karrigan is gonna fix these issues
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Falcons would've probably won if not that 4v2 fumble on ct and 5v2 on t.
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>>2354404
i've heard that sentence quite a few times
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Kill every nigger player who brandish their knives in the middle of an open round. Retarded adhd fucks.
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>>2354413
it's rarely just because of adhd
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KYXSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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god I love nuke
nice play kyxsan
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kyxsan does that and they still go 0 for 2, unreal team
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Karrigan would never
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>>2354448
karrigan did
also against vitality. Shot zywoo in the back
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>>2354443
he kind of threw by sitting in the smoke and triggering flamez
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what the fuck are vitality doing with those ladder steps? lol
just cost them the series
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based falcons winning when it doesn't matter
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NICE BOYS
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Based falchads. No Fans Dan is such a carried bitch.
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GET FUCKED, GET SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOSSAD AGENT BLATANTLY INFOLOCKING AND STILL COULDN’T WIN LMAO
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iM is on fire today
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We need 10 man rosters with a rotating bench for permanent dead team buff
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#FALCONSAREHERE
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BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
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this fat ass nigger threw but full speed climbing ladder
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>>2354474
I just now realized the Falcons green is the Muslim green.
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>>2354472
faze sign this guy
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>>2354475
that's what desperation sounds like when you're suddenly the third best player on the team
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>>2354479
The backside of the ""scarf"" (its flat plastic junk) has Arabic writing on it
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>if you are on the winner's bracket you can end up facing Vitality
MOUZ is on fire lately it would be a shame if FURIA lost haha
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>>2354487
You better be brown if you actually own this.
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>>2354484
(He always was after ropz joined)
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>>2354492
No, it was supposed to be a troll gift for my friend who hates Falcons during the Rotterdam Blast tournament but those asshats didn't make it into playoffs so now I'm stuck with it
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>>2354474
why the three stars?
don't they only have two fake majors?
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ez for us
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So navi are playing against vitality then?
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ez for the White Man
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LIKE HONESTLY YOOU ARE ACTUALLY SOOOO FUKCKKING BOOOSTED FUCKKING BUNCH OF DISSGUSTING WHOREEKIDS LIKE WTFF EVEN IS THAT ???? how fat has zywhoo becomee ??? HOOW FUCKKING FAT HAHHAA comeback on CT FOR WHAT FOOOR FUCKKING WHATT ?? 11-9 THEN SUDDENLY FORGOTT HOW TO PLAY FUCKK YOU
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YOOU OWEE ME FKNN MONEYY YOOU DOGS CANT BELIVE THIS FKN SHIT
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MOUZ wants the loser's seed fuck off
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gg
I'm off to bed
I hope furia lose just because it'd be fun to see mouz be constantly booed in playoffs
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Quarterfinals = more Vitakino
Be glad, my friends! HerculesWoo has decided it's best for us if we see even more of him
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vitality just want to enjoy the cauldron.
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Gee I wonder why idfgog hates Furia(white cristians) and loves mouz...wait a minute UH OH! BUSTED!!!
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>>2354543
I'm sorry but the monkeys will be put down today
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>>2354543
Torszi is also hyperjew
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Based falcons, I'm finna sleep like a baby tonight. The cracks are showing on vitrannyty, ropz was mega fucking carrying and it was showing, whenever he died the rounds were over.
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testan
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no shade but why is mouz coached by a downie?
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can't wait for b0tniggan to ruin falkeks lmao
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https://x.com/bcgameesports/status/2044469760767807936?s=46

should i go(i live outside atlanta)
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>>2354567
>misread as "nocries" as "niggers" two times back-to-back
it's so over
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>>2354567
s0mple boutta find out why this nigga got rejected by every single NA team
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>>2354567
Motherfucker looks like that chick that got throatfucked on her 18th birthday to spite her father.
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Vitality are actually gonna lose this shit event and then "make history" in Shitlanta playing vs BROKY IGL and other tourists who weren't allowed in Astana
Son I'm crine
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4chins postan seems to have been fixed.
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>>2354571
kek
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we're so back
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>>2354603
Yes we is
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>>2354603
mister 15... vgh...
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>woops I jumped on a game saving flank haha guess we lost now we dont have to play vitality haha
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>>2354551
Zywoo has been kinda shit this event, his rating is only as high as it is (1.22) because he farmed Red Canids in the first match. Aside from that he was largely useless in 4 out of the six maps he's played, and bailed out from having worse ratings by le round swing % which is a retarded metric that seems to boost AWPers for no reason
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Chances that vitality will shit the bed against are pretty slim.
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>>2354632
>round swing % which is a retarded metric that seems to boost AWPers for no reason
ridiculous take
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you are gonna have to at least start leaving suicide hotline number in the OP for zypoosissy now that WE are beginning the greatest era in CS history.
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vita is gonna play mouz and furia back to back, that's an easy road to the grand final
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>>2354653
They're playing navi and furia
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Mouz are an AI-generated team
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>>2354543
>Furia(white cristians)
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makazze is so goated bro
unexpected free tier 1 upgrade
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What a fucking stomp
surely navi can't choke this...
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FalleN mindraped Brollan on CT side
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Another easy path for Vitality
Thank you ESL
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vini jr lost today so brazilians are fuming kek
7-1
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>>2354823
>mouz stomp spirit
>mouz has a close 2-1 victory over falcons
>vitality beats navi 2-0
>vitality RAPES furia 2-0
>vitality breezes past mouz to collect their grand slam
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>Woke up
>See vitality lost
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>>2354885
it just means more vitakino, my friend
let us all wait and enjoy more of the woo together
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What is this watch that pros often wear? I've seen apex, frozen, elige, etc using it.
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>>2354901
its cheats
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>>2354898
Zywoo is aiming for a ropztterdam maneuver, mid group stage but farming 3 playoffs games for an MVP
the problem is m0nesy is at 1.50 rn and we all know how certain HLTV staff feel about him
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>>2354320
you are a homosexual, that is all.
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>>2354901
whoop
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>>2354901
whoop
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>>2354901
whoop 5
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>have to wait a month for Atlanta
fuck
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What roster is faze fielding in rivals? Hopefully more than just a new IGL
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>>2355227
Broky (AWP/IGL)
Twistzz
Frozen
Jcobb
Nut Nut
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geniusWoo is exercising a clever stratagem, wherein he allows Falcons to beat them (twice) with kxysan as IGL. Allowing them this moment, at the cost of one silly little trophy, will completely destroy any chance this roster has (already very little) with bottigan. Losing one battle in order to win the war. napoleonWoo
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predict his rating
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>>2355422
more than one of electronic/simple but less than the other
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>>2355422
0.91
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>>2355422
0.67
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>>2355422
he wont even play, just a cheating faggot that already spent his 15 minutes in the spotlight
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>>2354574
I wonder if her boyfriend/husband also throatfucks her
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remember to thank donk for saving cs esports
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how does cmtry awp at 560 edpi
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>>2355607
badly
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You just know falcons will choke playoffs.
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>>2355913
Did zywoo also get sick (like donk)?
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>>2355913
zypoo's actual rating is 1.07 (if you discount farming tier 4 brazilian org)
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>>2355607
Guardian was at 600
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why yes I formulate my opinions on NA counter strike through chatgpt, how could you tell?
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vitasissies awful quiet.....
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>>2356027
We're all enjoying the day off, waiting for the next games
I hope you're as excited as I am for the rematches, gonna be a blast
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nah bruh...is that an indian joke? dae is white aryan and hates brownies? fucking jeets lmfao im prussian german ethnicity
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hmm i wonder why zypoo is barely playing like himself these days...
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>>2356067
I thought PLAYERwoo already had a girl...damn
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>>2356116
he does (soon)
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this nigga simps for donk 24/7 and also wants him to get fucked by zywoo/niko constantly
nigga..
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>>2356120
you got an issue with niko posting here?
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>>2356117
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>>2356067
i fucking told you nigger she would end him
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The Falcons have poisoned ZywOo and donk
This is their strat, to resort to cheating to get a W
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>>2353137
>>2353148
B8 has to buy him asap

s1zzi has had very very few impressive games against serious opponents so far, it's obvious that by removing headtr1ck they didn't just change an awper, they also lost something within the team structure. probably because the rookie is too inexperienced and can't adapt to this level and it affected everyone else's game.

also wtf are NiP doing, this is VP level of retardation
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>>2356253
s1zzi is such an unfortunate name to pick lmao
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>>2356255
at least you aren't named npl (nipple)
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>>2356067
>not even Zywoo can carry a woman player to 100%
kek
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Imagine Falcons win this and then immediately regress with karrigan, i will laugh so hard
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>>2356249
Let's not kid ourselves here, Spirit's other players poisoned donk
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>>2356296
why dou
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Call me crazy but I think there’s a good chance Vitality won’t make it to the finals
Navi have been playing rather well and Furia are in really good form + will have the crowd cheating for them, meanwhile Vitality has been looking beatable and Zywoo has been kinda shit
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>>2356378
>will have the crowd cheating for them
nice cope beef*g
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New GL Logo
What do you think?
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>>2355250
Based.
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>>2355250
Redpilled.
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>>2355250
What if the Saudis pull back on fattigan?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xYzfb8KZQ
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>>2356380
I hate Vitality actually, this is me huffing hopium
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>>2356384
Graphic design is my passion, I’m a 12 year old who just got done playing Guitar Hero (it’s 2006)
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>>2356384
nice tramp stamp
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>>2356401
>brightest minds
>no hally
fake kwab pod
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>>2356384
their whole brand is already cringe
the name is a problem
not hating the org, just the name
the new logo looks like babby's first metal band
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>>2356426
>gets outbrained by an empty chair
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>>2356426
is this some "the lights are on but there's nobody home" joke?
hally's CV contains one word: donk
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>>2356384
snaxpilled
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>>2356426
KEK
>>
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>>2356528
huge
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>>2356528
who
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>>2356528
it's a build from tier 2 angle
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>>2356067
cuckchairwoo
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>>2356528
that's for their new academy team?
right?
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>>2355489
this girl is zywoo's type
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>>2356067
Reminder: These are The GOAT's sloppy seconds kek
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>>2356528
Ashbros...
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>>2356665
Can't blame him. Imagine being told that your IGL is leaving so now you are being forced to work with broky and jcobb.
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I like Mr. Nice Boys
let's see how his team goes this weekend
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>>2356696
>Trust me i know them they didn't prepare this map
Famous last words
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>>2356384
mediocre sugar-free energy drink coded
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>start getting into CS
>try solo queue in premier
>play 5 games
>4 of them had a 4/5 stack on the enemy team while we were all solos
So what the fuck are you supposed to play in this game then?
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>>2356732
full throttle my goat
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my poor donkey :(
he needs that Woo dick inside him ASAP
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>>2356743
You can play on faceit, get the entry level subscription and at most play duos/3 stacks
Free faceit is full of 4/5 stacks tho

There's not much else you can do
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>>2356614
>>2356619
>>2356650
holy rent free meltie kek
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>>2356743
skill issue desu, those are the games where you start doing the most retarded shit imaginable. If you're good enough and can win the round because of it then bait teammates to a diabolical degree, or go full support playing off the dumb shit your team is doing
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I thought Bucharest was boring

This is even worse. Fuckass season.
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>>2356814
yap yap yap, just shut up while the adults are speaking lil guppie
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>>2356908
no adult speaks like this
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say it with me
b0tniggan
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>>2356938
What's ferrari peeking
>>
dont tell him
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>>2356938
holy FUCK donk really is the goat, nobody close to his level
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>>2356743
Just pick T side, they will implode.
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>>2356965
>holy FUCK donk
niko's exact words when donk is riding his dick on a couch
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>>2357010
>does winning a major feel this good????
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>>2357010
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You guys got any recommended headphones/headsets/earphones?
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my yeki is up
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>>2356947
peeking at max speed
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>>2357392
>YEKI and molodoy were in the same plane as Spirit
They come straight from Moscow?
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>>2357422
>Moscow
Belgrade, m0NESY was also there
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>>2357422
>imagine the smell
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>>2357422
Spirit doesn't operate from Moscow.
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>>2356938
hooxi the speed demon
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Decided to check the aurora vs navi highlights on aurora's youtube channel since the video was much shorter than the official one
Apparently the turks call navi "their husband" or similiar in comments
>Anyway, we didn't go to a stranger, we gave ourselves to our husband.
kek, good humour on the turks
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Yanko is 4chan-coded
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Can't stop gooning, also addicted to nicotine and caffeine. Haven't had any desire to do anything or become anything since I reached adolescence. 33 years old. Unemployed. No friends.
Who am I?
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>>2357536
>Who am I?
A vitality fan?
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>>2357536
If you put that same drive for beating off and smoking into CS 10 years ago you could have been the next Karrigan
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>>2357536
a slav
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>>2357782
Okay. I kneel.
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Fisher College will humble FUT
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>>2357183
Help?
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>>2357842
I have the steelseries with the headstrap on it, I will never go back because it is comfortable as fuck. idk about sound quality or anything like that tho
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>>2357183
i play with monitor speakers
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>>2357842
I play on my phone eyephones. 20k PREMIER btw
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>>2357183
I've been running Audio-Technica ATH-M20xBT and a rode mic for some years now, all connected on an elgato audio deck. Works like a charm and its not expensive.
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>>2356938
What I find funny is one of my GOATs Mr. Kool getting grouped with AWPers kek. My fucking rat GOD shift peeking.
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>>2357988
he is the ultimate lurker
also checked
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I don't blame karrigan for backstabbing faze for falcons. Imagine after all these brutal btfos, faze management comes up to you and tells you:

>Yeah, its gonna be another season with broky and jcobb, goat

That would send anyone over the edge.
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>>2356938
I say b0t, you say niggan.

B0T!
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>>2357010
okay you need to stop this gay shit now
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>>2357183
Just buy some cheap ass wired earphones. I use the same $8 pair from JBL. It'll stop working in about 2 years and you can just buy a new pair.
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>>2356938
So FUT has 3 donk lites peeking into you on T side
That's exactly what it looks like watching them play rn
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>>2356938
I am proud to be a m0NESY enjoyer
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>>2356938
How is tn1r such a bot
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>>2358104
mystery really
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>no adblock
grim
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apparently felps fucked one of his teammates gf thats why he got fired
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I'm going on a hike this weekend so I won't be posting till Tuesday. I already know Vitality's going to win.

Reminder there's already a thread up if we need a new one. Don't be a sperg this time.

>>2338858
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwdg2-fidk
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The option of not masturbating before games will work for people with low testosterone levels. But there are men who need to do this on a daily basis, otherwise they will be like animals and will not be able to control their own rabies.
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>>2358352
its a role/playstyle question really
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>>2358304
RAPIST?
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Man, THIS fucking grinds my gears. Niko got asked to stay silent until he heard a better rifler than him. He stayed silent until donk ofc. But people in the comments are saying screaM, ropz even xantares clear him. What causes this hatred towards Niko? Is it because he's from bosnia? I'm not familiar with EU politics
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what would genderbent niko look like
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>bought CS on steam in 2010
>rarely play it
>only get 100 hours in it during those 15 years
>get the 10 year service badge
>equip it for the hell of it
>anytime I remotely do well I get called a smurf because of the badge despite me being shit at the game
niggas called me a smurf in my 5th ever premier game
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Is shift peek a really bad habit
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faze up
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>>2358583
no one gives a shit about your badge, its likely about low weekly / total hours
>>2358805
i do it all the time, did it all the time in CSGO as well, didnt realize it was AWPer thing.
Technically its a bad habit, you should ideally counterstrafe without hitting sound threshold
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>>2357183
I use these Truthear Zero Blue2's cause it was an IEM that was sold by the same place I bought my mouse. Pretty inexpensive and its quite good I guess? No issues with audio. I used Audio-Technica ATH-A900X headphones for like a decade and it was fine, but I got annoyed at it messing up my hair in the end and switched to IEMs. Also the IEM's box has an anime girl on the front.

I have some low tier razer microphone on a stand, doesn't really matter much unless your mic sounds unintelligible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG-ah2SiADk

Donk, the fat tranny and jcobb are so washed that they're losing to faceit shitters on OT.
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i only play deathmatch
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imagine karrigoat with m0NESY and kyousuke on his sides and guiding them to the major trophy
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Can't wait for furia to lose to mouz in front of the brazilian crowd in the grand final.
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the big issue with karrigan going to falcons is he will probably put a stop to nikos rape rampage and who knows how niko or even m0nesy and kyo will deal with that
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>>2358899
those shitters? students of the 'Woo
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what does he even do?
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>>2359064
Gets a multikill on dust2 once per event.
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>>2359064
>>2359071
mauisnake was kinda funny
he would call for brollan's head then starts defending tn1r based on single map while still shitting on zweih
I feel the guy has a huge bias, saying it as a donk fan
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We will win RIO or we will behead a anyone who stands in our way, you hear me, gringo cucks?
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>>2359064
he's one of the biggest let downs ever and it's barely talked about.
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>>2359078
ok
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>>2359078
fallen will use this tournament to announce his retirement.
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>>2359078
but half your team is gringos
>>
spirit
navi
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>>2359132
faze
liquid
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>>2359132
...will both lose today in a humiliating fashion
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>>2359130
And the other half arent even very good
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Listen. I don't really wanna be THAT guy but this shit has been so fishy lately it's almost unbelievable.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393086/b8-vs-natus-vincere-iem-rio-2026
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393228/natus-vincere-vs-furia-iem-rio-2026
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393232/red-canids-vs-spirit-iem-rio-2026
The series themselves looked sus. I feel like there's fixing going on behind the scenes, with certain teams basically guaranteed/allowed to qualify.
I keep coming back to Vitality Falcons Nuke. That was uncharacteristically weird performance by zywoo and I'm not talking about his overall 3.0 but weird decisions like making noise up heaven. They had 30 seconds left, plenty of time to clear it.
Spirit's overall performance as well but I might give them the benefit of the doubt on the account of donk being sick. It's just weird how they went from struggling against a T3 BR team to taking Mirage from a team that almost beat Vitality within basically hours.
It's like we (organizers) want these teams on stage, we'll create what looks like a competitive struggle but only specific ones can get through.
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mouz really got overhyped for being consistently decent in a down year for everyone else
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>>2359172
The 'Woo simply realized he'd play more games if he lost, so he did it for us
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>>2359172
Yea him making noise up the ladder was such an uncharacteristic, rookie mistake. His provider probably withheld access for that series.
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>>2359172
stop betting on esports
I'd advise to stop gambling in general, but esports is just especially volatile since the gamblers are even more retarded than in traditional sports
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>>2359228
I don't bet, I just watch and make observations.
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It took 8 years in tier1 for Zywoo to make an error that cost his team the game and people immediately jump to natchfixing
truly the GOAT
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>>2359172
>It's just weird how they went from struggling against a T3 BR team to taking Mirage from a team that almost beat Vitality within basically hours.
not saying you're right or wrong but i think you're seriously underestimating the "anything can happen in cs" idea
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It's over huebros...
https://x.com/FURIA/status/2045125852979949599
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>>2359264
Why the fuck can't Fallen play ??? WTF
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>>2358431
>What causes this hatred towards Niko? Is it because he's from bosnia?
It's because he's a bitch. Hope this helps.
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Will m0uz find their 2025 form and push to the finals? Whereupon they'll be defeated by Vitality, again?
>>2359078
>>2359130
>>2359153
kek
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>>2359264
PRESENTE PROFESSOR
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>>2359176
>m0uz got overhyped for being better
riveting stuff
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>>2359264
>>2359267
he got stuck in a toilet, is that really it?
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24 player DM servers on Mirage are so fucking ass. I'm begging for the days of 16 player D2 PLEASE
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>>2359351
your cybershoke ??
>>
playing this game is so fucking miserable
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>>2359364
only when you're not winning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm not even meme'ing on you, it's just that kind of a game
some games feel like total shit if your win% is not high enough, which results in needing to always play to your level or it feels retarded and annoying
which results in a certain level of tryharding
I miss the start of the millenium when you could find low-pressure games through irc instead of always needing to queue up in competetive
Now shit like that is rare enough that people make youtube videos out of them
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this nigga just lenny faced in 2026
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>>2359373
at this point you're just fodders for cheaters if you decide to queue up.
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>>2359376
well it was self-admitted uncposting so cool it my zoomerino
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>donk sick
lucky mouz, more undeserved wins
>>
did donk fix his teeth?
>>
jimmi lookin ZESTY
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>>2359392
>muh cope vs fucking mouz
it's really sad to see how far team spritti has fallen, what even went wrong?
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if ohne doesn't stream this i will scream
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>>2359399
donk got sick
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we arent watchie if ohne isnt online
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>>2359400
what's the appeal of ohne genuine question
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>>2359401
he's been sick since 2024?
rip my sweet malnourished child
>>
molodoy with femolodoy
https://x.com/csgobigBR/status/2045144028027494872
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>>2359405
Kids need somebody to scream like a retard every five seconds or they can't focus.
>>2359406
>he's been sick since 2024?
And still in top 1% of pros, crazy guy.
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>>2359405
he's a retard, but seems to be a genuine retard that's not ashamed to constantly to play the fool
I can respect that despite not often liking his weird german-zoomer energy
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>>2359407
brother...this bitch is fucking obese
i hate the internet so much it can make the most 3/10 woman look decent
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>>2359387
i appreciated the lenny personally homie
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>>2359410
You haven't seen obese.
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>>2359412
stop being american, obese doesn't mean heavygod level
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>>2359414
I'm not American and this ain't obese.
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The Woo's penis would fix this
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my moussies playing soon :)
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>d2
i sleep
>mirage
i sleep
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kino
>>
imagine donk /ss/ with that stage girl
so fucking hot
>>
why is she so dressed up this year
>>
It has to be furia vs falcons in gfs, considering the event.
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>crowd dead silent for Mouz
KEK
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>>2359429
our moussies lil nih
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im getting actual cringe from mouz getting boo'd
theres no fucking reason lmao
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>>2359454
didn't mouz raped furia front of them last time kkk
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the pandering to (((brazilian))) fans is mad gay
>>
jimmi got fitter I see
>>
>>2359454
>>2359456
>>2359457
will make it even funnier when they beat p00ria
>>
holy fuck that host is hot
too bad she's brazilian
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>>2359463
just fuck the monkey outta her
>>
Who else is watching live?
These intros to the teams are getting cringier every time I log in
>Major fnatic vibes
But I suppose every grave digger dies
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brazilian (portuguese) might be the most ear grating language of all time
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LET'S GO MOUZSPORTS

*CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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Catholics try not to be heretic challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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>>2359463
donk definetly nutted inside her
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Spirit are going to win, you read it here first.
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sp0nx is a waste of space
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>>2359481
Is he holding a quill?
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>>2359429
do they know that the game started???
>>
sp0nx
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>>2359485
she is yuurih gf
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mouz must have the weakest mental in all of tier1
>>
>can't even do basic utilities
of course now tn0r can farm them and extend his contract
fuck this team
>>
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>>2359530
I know jimmy flubbed the molly, but topfragging as the anchor just shows how shit rest of the team is in pressure situations
>>
uhhhhh mouzissies?
>>
TITAN1R
>>
>tfw mouz is getting rekd
>>
>mouz being this retarded
of course now magixx and tn1r can act like they actually did something
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>>2359534
they don't have fans, you're gloating to a cemetery
>>
ummmmmmmmmmmm jewbros???
our goys are kinda getting raped...
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>>2359541
a sacrifice is occurring as we speak
>>
Mouz need a mentality monster guy like Launx
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>>2359533
they should have changed someone man, this team is not even on the level of last season's mouz
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>>2359532
>>
>mouz management right now
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>>2359544
Mouz should just buy the FUT roster, this is ridiculous
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>>2359532
/OUR GUY/
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what can be expected from this calliber of a team
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>>2359532
why is he like this
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Magixx throws grenades like I do, how come I can't go pro
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>>2359545
xertion is one of the most overrated players in the scene atm
brollan can't compete with above tier 1.5 opponents
sp0nx seems to be a vibes player who constantly exudes bad vibes himself, though he's the only one who shows some real killer instict at times
torzi has three switches: off, off and tier 1.5
jimmy is too timid/humble to take a larger role, he's an elite anchor, but not really a piece to build around. I think he could be a "mezii" (or b1t) for the right team to balance a team of more explosive players take take more space. He would also need some better vibes guys or an igl to blow smoke up his ass to build him up.
This project has been given enough time, they should make moves at least after the major.
>>
I wanted a game but this just sucks, gonna play some ck3
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>israeli nades
KEK
>>
I miss donk m4a1s :(
>>
Epic crowd!
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>>2359560
man I remember brollan calling some sick rounds against spirit in first half of the 2025
honestly they should probably bench the two israelis
spinx makes his anchors uncomfortable
xertion have so much resource wasted
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>>2359548
I don't want the Fut guys playing under that godforsaken tag
>>
mouz getting raped and gaped as was promised 3000 years ago
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>>2359563
well I like m4a4 too I guess
>>
By Gaules reaction Fallen is going to announce that the cologne major is the last major he's gonna play...
>>
Let's see Mirage. Because I don't remember when was the last time Spirit played Nuke. If they lose Mirage then...
>>
holy raped
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>>2359560
>>2359569
xertion chokes harder than niko and it doesn't look like he'll fix that
spinx is a massive baiter and if the team starts losing he just starts saving his stats instead of being aggressive
>>
>farmed by tn1r
KEK
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>>2359593
I wouldn't even wish that upon my worst enemies
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>even sh1ro is opening
mouz so shit
>>
Just toggle mouz holy fuck
>>
mouzbros? it's our map pick.....
>>
it's fucking over
>>
this is a pathethic showing
>>
xertion's spray is legitimately terrible rn
>>
son...
>>
IDF getting smoked on and off the server
>>
7 rounds in a side and you have three players with 0 (ZERO) frags
what the fuck
this is a generational meltdown of a map in tier1
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>>2359641
>tier1
>>
xertion... what a baiter
>>
insane amounts of JEWISH baiting
>>
How is the crowd so quiet
It's not like BRs are incapable of at least making noise for neutral teams
>>
kwab
>>
>>2359651
It sounds like it's mixed really low, you can barely hear the live commentators
>>
>torzshit
>>
Kek fucking mouz man
>>
The yid destroyer
>>
Brollan can’t call t side for shit
>>
>Jimpphat: "When we are playing a good game, we can beat any of the teams"
just stop doing interviews
>>
This shit is all a set up, Mouz will now win Mirage and it will go to map 3 to keep the bets coming in
>>
Mouz was too slow they allowed falcons get karrigan first. Now they are stuck with brollan forever.
>>
oh yeah bros, we toggled
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>donk entrying
why?
>>
>>2359662
>this just like my hecking animerinos!!!!!
>>
Mossad just activated the secret codes hidden inside the mouses
>>
spinx is the sort of Israeli who'd go down fighting if Israel were to fall.
xertion is the sort who'd flee to Europe or the US.
>>
wtf happened to tn1r
He's finally playing like he should
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>>2359692
lol what is this cope

spinx is a chadlite who'd marry a foreign cutie and run away
xertion would be forcibly drafted and fed to the meat grinder

brutal
>>
why donk entrying????
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>>2359695
>wtf happened to tn1r
>>
>sycrone timeout
trust the plan micechads
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>>2359692
>throwing your life away for a state
kek
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>tn1r actually fragging
let's see if he can keep this up vs furia
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>br0llan
>>
>>2359696
spinx, heavygod and nertz are all actual murderers who served, xertion and flamez aren't though both are supportive, same as the vast majority of them
>>
jesus christ
>>
that jungle kill was 100% toggle
>>
RIP the dead mouz
>>
even though I love it but I want donk to be playmaker man
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>that triple entry
jesus fuck
>>
>br_library
>>
>>2359718
Noticed that too. It's obvious that the organizers are antisemites. You could tell when they made vitality lose.
>>
navi boutta do the same thing
>>
niko awaits that donkey bussy
>>
s e m e n d e m o n
>>
-xerxtion
+kyksan
>>
The stream got age restricted for me lmao
Youtube is the worst
>>
donk was avoiding eye contact so hard kek
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>>2359740
based faithful donk
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I'm glad that tn1r can shoot against teams that can't play though.
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>>2359737
what did you expect?
you were watching live rape
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>>2359714
>actual murderers
get your t up cuck
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woah I can post so fucking fast today bros
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Washed.
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>>2359747
woo with donk
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>>2359747
>>2359751
bejiTARD...
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>>2359743
I remember tn1r farming mouz at the katowice third place decider
at the time I didn't think of much but he might be actually mouz slayer kkk
anyway he still should be cut considering how horrible he is outside that two match
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THANK YOU ESL
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send hally back to the academies NOW
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Got them rats!
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mezi...easy on the ozempic
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>>2359767
lunch break
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>>2359767
this will always be the case for playoffs
>>
>woo confirms he wanted a longer event for his team
THANK YOU GOATWOO
MY GOAT
>>
seriously the only thing positive about s0mple over Zywoo is that he is not french
>>
>Spirit rapes
They looked very comfortable on their video blog a day prior.
>>
hitlerwoo
>>
idk why but I have this primordial hatred and repulsion against both tnir and simple
them suffering brings me a joy but when they perform I just seethe too hard
I think I hate mixed people
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>>2359172
Rio air quality o algo
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>>2359172
>lose money playing jewish games
>IT WAS THE JEWS FAULT
Degenerate gambler.
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>>2359871
Refer to >>2359239
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>>2359872
you might be just a regular schizoid my bad bro
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>>2359863
There's nothing mixed about tnir or simple. Those are just normal slavoid phenotypes. Same as monesy, for example.
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>best ranked furia player this event
Hmmmmmmmmm
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>>2359855
>sp0r0tchud is also a pedoweeb
kys
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>>2359904
anime game
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>>2359908
Just because a few weebchud skins slipped through doesn't make it an anime game. They're only there to get money from freaks like you.
>>
Shan't be verifying my age jewtube!
>>
8 minutes till Fallen announces his retirement.
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>>2359910
anime website :D
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>>2359915
If it were an anime website, we wouldn't have /a/, /c/ and /w/ separately. Go back to your containment boards.
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>shes not kappaposting on twitch
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>>2359915
Not an anime general, however.
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>>2359918
>>2359923
Actually this is an anime general.
>>
3 minutes until Fallen announces his hair replacement surgery failed.
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>>2359924
Anime has nothing to do with this game, this general or this board. Any anime related posts are off topic.
>>
The only good animes are DBZ and Naruto, at least that isn't little girl crap or mitsubishi-chan's middle school adventures
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>>2359928
This is the GOAT steam profile btw.
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>>2359928
Anime esport too actually.
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>youtube requires id
>twitch sucks AND has ads
Surreal how kick might come out on top of all this
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>>2359927
FALE PROFESSOR
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>>2359935
>AND has ads
>>
Total sp0r0t rape and gape tomorrow

Inshallah
>>
>FREE FELPS
kek
>>
>>2359941
donk WILL be split wide open and he WILL like it
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>>2359940
I use both ublock and brave's in built adblock

doesn't work for some reason, though I'm sure there's a fix but haven't bothered checking since I don't really use twitch
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>>2359933
That's not get_right's profile picture.
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>>2359933
cool

>>2359855
pedoshit
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>special announcement
>in monkeyspeak
I hate this monkey pandering pisses me off so much
>>
So where's that skin and gene float obsessed nazi guy?
>>
>>2359949
get used to it you fucking gringo
>>
>>2359949
stfu and learn Portuguese
>>
nigga thinks hes the main character
>>
easy win for le boss
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>>2359954
>>2359955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8
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yep its retirement
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Based fraudlen, they’ll now crucify Vitaliy if they try to win this match.
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This is a little cringe ngl.
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PLEASE WRAP IT UP
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>>2359968
>red bulls were only for commercials
>>
what is he saying? why is there no translation?
>>
>>2359977
you have to pay for access to the gold stream
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>>2359949
>gringo when he doesnt get special treatment for 5 minutes
I will say its a weird format to do this announcement. He has a big foreigner fanbase, lacking subtitles was a big misstep. Probably was a last minute type of thing.
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>>2359737
is it because of gambling sponsors?
>>
https://www.hltv.org/news/44399/fallen-announces-he-will-retire-at-the-end-of-2026
>>
Who was that retard running his mouth about obese? THIS is obese.
>>
this is so amateurish, not even text in english explaining shit
>>
Imagine putting your real birthday on youtube. Fucking retarded underaged kids fuck off you will never make it on the digital age.
>>
monkeys crying
>>
another great man stopping what he loves to do the most because his roastie wants him at home to take the trash out.
>>
Holy fuck no one cares why the fuck is there an announcement about his retirement? The ego is out of control.
>>
>quitting
KarriGOD would never
>>
karrifat will still retire before FalleN after a disaster in Falcons, calling it now
>>
wtf is going on I don't speak Italian
CAN ANYONE TRANSLATE? WHY WAS SHE CRYING????
>>
THE SAME 10 MINUTES SPEECH BUT IN ENGLISH NOW
>>
Get the fuck out of here you dumb polniggers. You don't care about CS. Stop pretending otherwise.
>>
Welcome back, YEKINDAR!
>>
APOLOGISE TO SPUNJ

of fucking course molodoy is leaving that sinking shit
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>>2359996
Not happening lil man. The GOAT IGL still has enough juice for 2 more.
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my ADHD kicked in I don't care anymore I wanna see zywoo now sir
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he is just fake retiring for the rolex and will be back
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>>2360007
I get molodoy but why Aleksi?
>>
bet we will now get another segment on vitalitys streak and how makaze is popping from the panel yay
>>
>>2359996
karrigan will personally sink every team in the scene before retiring.
>>
>>2359994
He literally built the BR CSGO scene bro, he's the country's most important player historically and this is the only event Brazil will have all year
>>
>>2360011
for sure aurora are not cheap asses like navi are.
>>
>>2360010
donk should do the same, sell them, buy himself out of spirit and join falcons or something
>>
portuguese is a disgusting language
>>
>fallen
>karrigan
>snax
>niko
>apex
Once we lose these guys this game will be completely newgens
>>
>>2360000
Wait how? There’s no way he didn’t do it at least once during FURIA’s garbage years and it’s been proven that gooning doesn’t affect your performance.
>>
>>2359986
thats morbidly obese you tard
>>
when was the last time navi beat vitality?
>>
o7 legend
>>
I hear a lot of boos!
Let's get those cheers up!!!!!
>>
acabou
>>
>drowning the crowd with music
Production is shit
>>
imagine booing vitality lmao
br keepin it classy
>>
I won't be surprised if fallen ends up president of brazil kek
>>
>>2360015
no that'd be flusha
>>
Total HERCULESwoo domination.
>>
>>2360005
kek had a lil meltie and reported my post
>>2360015
Still seems like more of an ego thing
>>2360018
#trvke

ear grating
>>2360021
he's 100% whipped
>>
>br hates vit
That's weird, Zywoo generally has a good rep with Gaules. I guess it is because they won last time against FURIA.
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>>2360031
they'd rather have navi against furia than vitality desu
>>
F
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>>2360030
for those who wish to hear the brazilian crowd instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ_ib_9pNW4
>>
it doesn't feel right without banks
>>
ok time to leave, I'll only come back if vitality win to brag about it :)
>>
>>2360044
You never went to a sport even I get it, you sheltered autistic.
>>
>>2360050
based
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>>2359993
a tale as old as time really
>>
>>2360044
kek based
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>>2360031
Nobody likes Vitality bro
>>
my body is ready for wonderb0b to miss ez shots, im being 1-18 and b0t malding ~round 15ish
lfg
>>
>>2360056
It's a requirement to like them to post here
>>
>mirage
i sleep
>d2
i sleep
>>
TRIPLEWOO
>>
welp gg see you next tournament
>>
>zywoo in the zone already
ITS OVER someone post Blade's bedroom.
>>
Feeling a 10-2 half here
>>
Fallen retiring is the equivalent of 9/11 to brazilian cs scene
>>
Woo-sama....
>>
my FVCKING GOAT....
>>
na'vi is just hitting a wall, they look lost
>>
If navi get raped here then I fear for fallen
>>
jfc navi are so shit
No flashes, no coordination, nothing, just slowly walking into zywoo's crosshair
>>
man the guys shitting on zywoo two days ago sure are silent
>>
I claim that female
>>
Vit has some crazy solid set-ups. Fuck me bro they look strong.
>>
>crowd is dead again
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>>2360105
They are obviously not mic'd. Production decision.
>>
>>2360108
Shit decision.
>>
Aleksib pandered to the BR audience by adopting the nickname Gaules gave him, probably one more reason the crowd is cheering for them.
>>
So is it safe to say navi = hohol mouz? A team that clears lower stages and becomes completely useless on playoffs if they are not playing some horrible team like b8 or faze.
>>
>>2360114
navi actually win when they're expected to.
>>
2 is all they get
>>
>falcons will skip Atlanta and Fort Worth
man i was really looking forward to giving kyousuke a geek bar and a pack of american spirits
>>
Stack the A site, and if that doesn't work, stack the B site.
>>
it's weird how navi calls a tech pause and suddenly starts winning rounds
>>
>>2360119
they're at 6 already
>>
does zywoo ever peek?
i only ever see him wait for someone to walk into the crosshair
>>
>>2360127
is it? is it WEIRD anon?
>>
>iM with a full second to kill zywoo
>whiffs
>>
what happened to monkayzze?
>>
>>2360132
Last time he peeked was against NucleonZ back in bounty, and we all know what happened afterwards. SackOfLardWoo is scared shitless of him and falcons ever since.
>>
wonderwoo
>>
>crowd cheating
>>
gah dayum woowoo
nt my goat
>>
s1mple would clutch that
>>
niggas really think b1ad3 is gonna lose to vitality after 1 day of preparation
>>
aleksiFAGGOT getting lucky with 2 free crowd cheat kills, cool
>>
>zywoo has to initiate, for once
>misses
RMMT
>>
God those replays
makazze playing with 300 ping or something this mistery meat nigga can't even shoot
>>
4 is more than you could have expected based on the first 6 rounds
no chance to win the map though
>>
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
VI-TA-LI-TY
>>
remember that it's pronounced zee-wu
>>
>>2360158
am i a retard for thinking people that say this shit are really stupid? outside of really specific scenarios the player has no idea who's being observed in the arena
>>
>>2360171
of course
>>
MAKAZZE FUCKING SHITS
>>
why don't they use the cuck cage in Brazil to cut off the audio?
>>
-b1t
+frozen
I've had enough of this retarded holol
>>
>>2360174
Navi know they are favorites, and all seasoned stage game pros know what to look with crowd cheating. Just watch shit stop and for everyone to hold their back for a few seconds when the crowd does that in the middle of a tense situation.
>>
>>2360183
they stop using cages in all events since 3 years ago, its a fire hazard
>>
>>2360187
FaZe should put current roster to their academy and get a new team for their main kek
>>
What's going on? He fucking owned like 2 days ago.
>>
>>2360194
>>
wew
>>
>>2360195
thumb-woo the GOAT
>>
navisisters i dont feel so good
>>
Fraudwoo farming stats off the worst Navi have looked in years
>>
>>2360195
Many such cases!
>>
>>2360205
your cope is delicious my boy
>>
>>2360194
the racist watermelon jokes got to him.
>>
>>2360194
never fap before a game
>>
THE WOO IS UNDEFEATED
NONE MAY OPPOSE THE WOO
>>
GODPEX
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navi map pick btw
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Ropz and Mezii did literally fucking nothing and they still rape the 2nd best team in the world 13-4
>>
He didn't even reload, just peeked him with 3 rounds left. Like I said, this is either fixed or navi are absolutely clueless (or sick).
>>
n0vi born to lose
>>
>>2360220
>14 88
my goat igl
>>
>makazze straight-up feeding
>iM and b1t invisible
>outcalled and read like a book
>dogshit utility
This wasn't even zywoo lifegaming Navi were actually so fucking bad

>>2360219
Navi are 100% overranked they shouldn't even be top 5
>>
How does he do it??????
>>
Oh wait. It's already fucking over.
>>
>>2360220
>14888
always thought apex kinda looked like hitler
>>
>>2360228
>47% WR in 19 maps
>this is their main pick
jesus fucking christ
>>
>>2360228
the map win streak and the bo3 win streak ended a few days ago, the dust2 win streak might end today.
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>>2360212
He's a frenchie so he's just waiting for the muslim cock
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>Ynk: he reminds them
>>
Cough cough
>>
So who on vitality is toggling on d2?
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>>2360242
bravo anon, very mature.
>>
Uhh, blade? You'd better turn this around.
>>
>>2360240
lmao no way
Navi got a blessing in the form of w0nderful actually being good for once and they're completely squandering it by everyone else being dogshit

>>2360249
Honestly shocked makazze's rating and swing % weren't worse, he legitimately was a detriment to the team
>>
makazze might genuinely be one of the ugliest pros to ever grace cs scene
literally the first time I see a genuine 1/10 that has no birth defects (outside of being albanian)
>>
I fear apex or zywoo might just get killed tomorrow.
(this would end the vitality era)
>>
>>
>>2360268
chudcore team
>>
>>2360254
kassad laughing his ass off roght now, maui knows is gonna get roasted.
>>
>>2360268
KWAB
>>
>>2360262
Eh. I think he just needs to shave that shit under his nose.
>>
zywoo played the best map he's played the whole year
not that is not hyperbole, it literally was the best map in 2026 for him
Good luck for navi vs. lifegaming zywoo, it's fucking over
>>
>>2360254
zweih was right
>>
>>2360263
>>
>>2360262
He just needs to lose some weight and shave off the shit stache and he'll be average
>>
>>2360279
doesn't mean anything, his (second)best map in 2025 was mirage then it was a disasterclass in the other maps in the final against g2
>>
gg wrap it up
>>
Well this is clearly not worth watching anymore so I'll just gonna go jack off
Hopefully tomorrow has actually exciting matches rather than two stomps against two teams that should've made changes months ago
>>
That's 3 1-tap going to be in the highlight reel for a while
>>
>>2360249
30 kills and i can't remember a single one
>>
Please don't rape furia tomorrow. You still have Atlanta.
>>
>>2360298
if that's true you might have some brain disease
>>
>the literal autists in the chat complaining about crowd loud noises
kek
>>
>ropz is suddenly dogshit
>>
>>2360310
kek
>>
>>2360310
shut the fuck up
>>
so you definitely should start ct vs vita
>>
>be pro player
>advance before the smoke has bloomed
>>
>>2360319
as if that would matter
vitality is the better team, being the best team of all time to boot, and as if that wasn't enough their style has always been a horrible matchup for navi even before this modern vitality era
>>
>has to peek
>dies
i'm noticing
>>
>>2360298
kind of a boring player
>>
>>2360327
>as if that would matter
based retard
>>
holy flickwoo
>>
Navi are SO BAD
>>
>>2360323
I saw that. b1t gets the pass too often honestly, though the only real swap they could get for him would be someone like jimmy, which obviously won't be easy
and they really should change iM anyway, he just can't handle the top tier competition, he's like some odd top10 slayer, but often becomes overtly shit vs. top3 teams
>>
rapewoo
>>
This is so fucking scripted and fixed. I refuse to believe that navi can lose like that.
>>
navi fluke is exposed so fucking hard
makazze back to being a 1.05 bot
>>
rapEX is back
>>
>Woo score: 7:1
>team score: 7:1
bra71lwoo...
>>
>>2360346
This
>>
>>2360346
kind of applies >>2359675 but for prev match, that'll happen in this one
>>
>>2360346
Navi haven't been convincingly good since 2024, the fact that they're ranked no.2 shows how much of a joke both the rankings and the scene itself are
>>
Fucking what are you doing
>>
bit more like butt lmao
>>
thank god i didnt get any snacks for today
>>
Zywoo lost them that round
>>
>>2360363
It doesn't matter when you compare their relative and recent performance. You can't start shitting yourself like this ALL OF A SUDDEN. Like please.
>>
>>2360363
>one team has become the god team every team aspires to be
>well uh...akshually the scene is shit
retard
>>
Watch zpex get 2 mag-7 kills on lower turns for a 8-4 half
>>
honestly, i think flameZ has more impact than zywoo in vitality. i wonder if the team can still perform at this level once flameZ is not outdueling anyone anymore. i mean look at his aggressive positioning even when CT
>>
>>2360376
shut up vtuber simp
>>
Dude, give it another year.
>>
>>2360380
V FOR VITALITY & V FOR VTUBERS
>>
tn0r farmed up mouz yet again
n0vi raped and gaped yet again
everything is as it should be
>>
>>2360376
the whole team gets a huge buff from:
1. the fact zywoo exists on the map
2. ropz is a dick ass lurker keeping the opponents even more on their toes
>>
Navi is such a joke of a team. That EPL win is completely undeserved.
>>
Man that stadium is a total sausagefest
>>
>>2360391
it's ok, donk can still get a career as a femboy escort and jame can still get a job as a garden gnome now that pari's honeymoon is over
>inb4 I'm totaly not russian guise
>>
>>2360394
girls only play CS if their boyfriend plays it
>>
Just watch, NaVi will now even to 8-8 and it'll go to map 3.
>>
>>2360372
Fucking Parivision is a legitimate top 5 team man, you can't tell me the scene is strong with a straight face
>>
>>2360395
kwab so mad
>>
Are girls better or worse at CS than the boys? And why?
>>
>>2360407
an old pub trick if you are playing against a girl just rush her position every round for a free win
>>
>>2360407
Why can't we gender mix the teams?
>>
>>2360398
what are you even on about, we've got literally the best team of all time in cs right now, comparable only to teams like era astralis or prime s1mple+elec navi
all the other teams are scrambling to give them a run for their money and the ~top5 behind vita is extremely competetive
what are you even babbling about? just mad *your team* isn't winning since vitality is surfing on godmode?
>>
>>2360410
Where I'm from they don't have any way to play CS in pubs. The closest they get to gaming is just picrel.
>>
>>2360416
>monkey almond activation machine
>>
>we might witness 2 back-to-back rapes tomorrow as well
Wow, at least the 3rd place decider will be a banger
>>
>>2360395
holy obsessed
>>
>>2360423
falcons don't give a shit about third place thoughbeit
>>
Navi so bad they give apex a lifegame
Let that sink in
>>
>>2360433
Good thing tn1r does.
>>
if Apex top-frags in a match, you know something went terribly wrong.
>>
CHADGODITY
>>
iM's gotta go
though unless they can get a good piece (frozen) to replace him then it's pointless
>>
>>2360397
>>
RAPEX
>>
Navi should feel extremely embarrassed about this performance
Only w0nderful played even remotely well
>>
>>2360446
nigga didnt see aleksibot
>>
>>
>>2360449
One might say he played... w0nderfully
>>
>>2360446
Frozen will save navi
>>
Don't check the eco-adjusted stats
>>
>white man
vs
>slavic man
>>
>>2360371
>You can't start shitting yourself like this ALL OF A SUDDEN.
why?
>>
>>2360460
>44 kills in 2 maps
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
>>
>>2360460
sheesh, good thing the meds are there to carry mezzi
>>
vitality are getting stabbed after they beat fallen tomorrow
>>
>>2360456
I wonder if anyone else on FUT would be worth poaching for iM, lel
>>
>>2360460
>>white man
ropz and mezii performed about the same as b1t and w0nderful
no correlation
>>
>>2360460
Ukraine's best players.
>>
>>2360467
DO NOT TOUCH MY FUTABROS
>>
>>2360460
>white man .15 below the slavs
grim
>>
>>2360471
That's cmtry and dem0n.
>>
>>2360471
>Ukraine's best player
currently enjoying life in Barcelona
>>
>>2360477
He was just chilling and made French do all the work.
>>
>>2360480
he's in Andorra
>>
>>2360447
>>2360447
>>
Was this Vitality back on form, or Navi being really bad?
Does Furia have a chance tomorrow?
>>
>>2360493
yes
no
>>
Aleksi is kinda gutted
>>
>>2360499
he knows his ass is getting sent to aurora for kyxsan
>>
>>2360493
Vitality is, still, in insane form. People read way too much into them dropping a meaningless match in groups. Navi never plays well against vita, but in addition vita just stomped them.
Furia has 0% chance.
>>
I know the woo is strong and all
but can he take on all of brazil?
>>
>>2360493
navi really bad. zywoo lifegamed mirage and apex lifegamed dust2. I still perceive some weaknesses.
>>
>>2360480
I like that guys jackets
>>
>>2360499
he was also being very honest for his credit
>>
>>2360517
What'd he say?
>>
>>2360520
that they were nowhere near to even posing a threat for vita today and that vita is probably the best team ever in cs
also admitted they were even worse today than usually vs vita
basically just told what the reality of the situation is, not much more to it
>>
>>2360520
taxation is theft
>>
>Spirit are really good against Na-
>>
>>2360539
well that's ugly
but outside of the anomaly that is vitality, spirit is probably the hardest matchup for navi historically
would like to see them play them with the recent form (not counting the rape of today) makazze, might be interesting
>>
>>2360539
the last time navi beat vitality was in 2022 at the rio major, it was a bo1
>>
I find it fascinating how spirit, falcons and navi seem to matchup against each other in this rock-paper-scissors triangle.
>>
>>2360490
Masons are huge on France btw, recently there was an scandal where a high level one tried to make kill contract against a rival.
>>
If you're in the mood for some real schizo hours, check out hltv for the romanian one man iM-defense-force
amazing really
>>
>>2360555
trips of truth
that case was fucking bonkers too, and it certainly wasn't the only one
>>
Are you ready for the disasterclass of a crowd tomorrow?
>>
>>2360592
would they charge vitality's station if they win a map?
>>
Say you're furia and you get to pick first. Neither of you play Ancient, so that's an autoban but why not ban Dust 2 and let Vitality ban Ancient themselves anyway?
From there go with either Mirage or Nuke pick.
>>
>>2360604
YEKINDAR has got Vitality's number, don't even worry about it
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they broke him
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>>2360604
mirage dust2 inferno/nuke is good for furia
>>
>>2360618
I have no hate for him, but he's obviously the weak part if the team really wants to compete for the top spot
his stats vs. top3 and top5 are abysmal
>>
>>2360604
Nah they 100% have to ban overpass Furia looked like SHIT on it recently
>>
Am I a schizo for thinking that the movement update can change everything for many players? and that it's better to wait before changing players?
>>
>zywoo vs falcons
oh shit my pants yo?!
>zywoo vs navi
lol get rekt mf

I don't get it. Firepower can't be the only reason
>>
Much better than cuckpreehs almost empty audience in AmeriKKKa sobby retirement speech LoL
>>
is we getting ag2 yets
>>
>>2360652
two more events
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>>2360618
kek
I remember when apEX had a twitter exchange exactly like this a year before they won Paris Major
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>>2360642
I think it's gonna favor more passive players who hold angles and awps since it's gonna make peeks more predictable and eliminates most of the "wobble" you get from tapping crouch
>>2356938 might give some idea
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>>2360604
Furia has to ban overpass which is a guaranteed loss.
Most probable is still Mirage/D2/Nuke but if Vita bans Mirage instead I don't think Furia will risk ancient that Vita is training on a bit this year so it would be Nuke/D2/Anubis.
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>>2360618
he is funny guy
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cant wait for timmies to seethe at the crowd tomorrow. chadzilians gonna teach these bitchass faggots what is like to have soul
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if Furia don't win this thing, the crowd will probably assault a player of the other team outside the stadium/hotel
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>>2360672
Not the first big event in Brazil, they must have decent security right?
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>>2360672
And it would be fully justified!
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TODAY I AM BRAZILIAN O ALGO
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>>2360672
Shut the fuck up sheltered freak.
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>>2360618
WELCOME
FAZE IM
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>>2360672
Prove it or I will kill you!
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>>2360644
>Firepower can't be the only reason
it's not
here's a very forced and simplified way to categorize teams, we can classify them as:
tactical (navi, parivision)
fluid (vitality, spirit*)
retardaim (falcons, no one else really has the raw skill required to pull this off as well, g2's style is similiar but they're noticiably worse as individuals, I'd put furia somewhere between this and fluid)
retardaim is stylistically advantaged vs fluid teams since the fluid teams can't capitalize on reading them as half the time the retardaimers don't even themselves know what they're doing (yes it's hyperbole but you get the idea, very weird individual decisions in rounds)
fluid teams usually have better firepower than "tactical" teams, but also have enough team cohesion to leverage their tactics and reads so they keep finding favourable engagements since a "50:50" is usually actually more like 60:40 since they shoot better
tactical teams have an advantage over retardaim teams since their fundamentals and cohesion force the retardaim teams to absolutely pants-on-head retarded plays even their aim can't bail them out of
there, I solved cs for you
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>>2360718
>retardaim
FUT and Mongolz?
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>>2360718
aurora fits into retardaim, mongols is kinda like furia and sits between that and fluid, so is fut, mouz is between tactical and fluid
haven't watched enough astralis to be confident, guessing they would go to fluid?
don't take this shit too seriously

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