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You want summa them Cookie Run Games? We gotchu. We got so many Cookie Run Games to discuss, and we're sure you're going to talk about EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Right? Here's all the latest:
Ovenbreak
>Operation: Now Hiring - Get into the TBD and plant fondue C4 at the designated location!
>Meet Dark Fondue Cookie - Disrespect her! Fight the system!
>New Rewind Feature - Fix your mistakes in your runs! You didn't beat the game!
>New costumes and jelly shapes!
>Chestnut Cookie has somehow not noticed temporal rifts! What an idiot!
>New Treasure -Twirling Timepiece! Get them points!
>Meet PAIN De Campagne Cookie soon!
Kingdom
>Meet Dark Enchantress Cookie (New Witch Rarity [Unrelated to a Wicked™ Collab]) and Mold Dough Cookie (Epic)!
>5th Anniversary Festival - Get sweet rewards at the Plaza with your special Guest, Fresh Apple Fairy Cookie!
>Emblem of Darkness, Grand Darkness Pass, Path of the Absolute and Beast-Yeast events to get Dark Enchantress Cookie!
>Star-Spire of Resonance - New Mode to upgrade and obtain cookies from certain elements!
>New Legendary Costumes for Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie - This is going off-script!
>Guardian of the Rift is back - And harder than ever!
>Bear Jelly Rush is here . new mini game mode to match-3 pies! - Where have we've seen this before?
>Beast-Yeast Episode 13 Available - Being edged at the edge of light and darkness before the grand climax!
Tower of Adventures
>Meet Melanchream Cookie (Legendary) and Shallot Cookie (Epic) - New and strong dark type cookies very important to the plot!
>Respective Legendary and Epic artifacts for both Cookies added - Invincible for a few seconds with the right combinations!
>Abyss Raid Season 2 - Obtain Shallot Cookie's first costume by beating harder difficulties, or splurge in the costume gacha for her second one!
>Reworks and Rebalancing for early adventure and story mode to make a smoother experience and give better rewards!
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Witch's Castle BLAST
>Meet First Berry Cookie (First Rarity) and Mistletoe Cookie (Epic)!
>Added Mistletoe Baskets Gimmick and New Cookie Skill buffs!
>New Main Puzzle Levels 4,751 to 4,800! - Fun is Infinite!
Puzzle World
>Meet Maple Taffy Cookie! He ended up in the wrong game!
>We found Micmac hiding in the game files! Sneaky!
>A large pool of jam was discovered where we last left Skating Queen Cookie's future development!
>0.3 new levels added!
Is 2026 CRG starting off right? Do any cookies creep you out? Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume? What would you do with Timekeeper's powers? What's your favorite cookie run track? Does Baguette Cookie have a good design? How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26? Discuss all things Cookie Run!
2026! Birthday Cake Cookie would like for you to know the 26th element on the periodic table is Iron! Iron is actually the second most abundant metal on earth and necessary for the creation of steel! It's what makes your bloodjam so red! What a nice mineral it is too! It improves your sleep and memory! It reduces fatigue! Just make sure you don't consume too much! We love our iron though! Where would we be without it? Cast iron, rebar, radiators and grates! How great! Be sure to be thankful for iron today!
Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! For example, Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Devsisters is currently working with a multitude of Cookie Run Games of different genres right now as well! These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!
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Is there a Cookie Run image booru? Asking because I know I've seen it discussed before and I've seen funny memes people made and shared about Anon with the cookies, including my waifu
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I don't like that you need Dark Fondue to progress past the first stage,but Cream Puff buff is nice.The game keeps crashing on me though.Making rewind time-limited was probably for the best but why did they add the daily limit too?At least it's useable in Breakout,even though i wanted to use it in cookie trials the most
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Shoutout to the joker who put this up at MTSU
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what did she mean by this
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>>1938182
she's only letting the kingdom timeline continue to exist because it's funny and gives the cookie goverment a reason to keep TBD to fix White Lily's constant shitstains of actions that lead to her becoming Dark Enchantress, obviously.
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does anyone have that "beasts vs ancient cookies" image similar to picrel?
it was drawn in mspaint
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Did some art!
>>1937796
>Is 2026 CRG starting off right?
Well, It could be slightly better after the bit of a fumble that the start of CROB was with the main update, I didn't care too awful much and didn't play any of that cycle, but now with CRK's big anniversary alongside TBD update is showing to be a LOT better! Been liking how it's going so far, hope they keep it more consistent and less of a banger and then meh stuff!
>Do any cookies creep you out?
That one anglerfish dude in Sugarteara is meant to be creepy, so I guess him, bit of a wasted design on a lot of the sea-like cookies ngl, that one evil captain dude on CRK that was used as a cop out for the bad things oyster cookie's ancestor did to make black pearl cookie's story tragic or whatever also doesn't look too good.
>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume?
I can assure you, yes!
>What would you do with Timekeeper's powers?
I just wanna slow down time when I'm in a drawing session so it doesn't take literal hours to make a piece so that I can enjoy the day more and work on another or use the whole day to do something else
>What's your favorite cookie run track?
I'd probably have to review all of the ones with lyrics by that point, so i won't consider those since they'd be at the top, but my Top 3 are these
>3 CRK's Today's Bounties Theme
Of all things to have such a short but cool theme, I find the song really good.
>2 : LINE/Kakao main theme while on a run
It's the basis for OvenBreak's intro theme and most of those leitmotif tracks, very essential, also used in "Go For It!" that is a vocal track, I just love it
>1: Timekeeper's Theme
Straight up one of the most iconic songs they've made and keeps being used and referenced as a leitmotif for the TBD and the cookies in it for a reason, a good chunk of the song themes for other cookies there.
>Does Baguette Cookie have a good design?
Yes she makes my penis big
>How many Cookie Run Games are you juggling in the big 26?
CRK, CROB and ToA!
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Spent so many gems levelling up Bamboo Blade that now I have fuck-all for the new cookie, even Xitang cookie is not fully leveled and now there's a new treasure.
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>>1937796
>Is Fig Cookie Anon happy about the new costume?
Hey Bday Cake Anon! I can assure you I am over the moon, had to draw pic related to celebrate.
I don't really play Cookie Run anymore or visit these threads but I had to at least pop back when I saw the new costume. I still love Fig and I treasure the times I've had here. Hope 2026 is treating you all well!
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>>1937796
>Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/
Y'know, I know it's been a while, but the rules on /vst/, /vm/, and /vmg/ were subtly updated to remove that rule on no generals, last I checked.
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>>1940032
I am well aware!
>>1939977
Super cute Cream Unicorn! I like him a lot!
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They gave him the halo but it sill looks boring as fuck
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Holy fucking shit dude the ultimate cookie is just GingerBrave
https://www.youtube.com/live/9xeugqS04cU?si=sao-jJVXA3c2SYOu
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>Timekeeper, for whatever fucking reason, brings the bug Beasts concept into reality
She’s just doing it for the love of the game
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>>1940706
still no idea how he won, didn't see anyone caring about this dude and the dragons are so popular they'll eventually get to kingdom too
>>1940821
The video says that he also steals the life force and powers of other cookies so they just made All For One from MHA into a cookie too lmao
>>1940843
>might as well test gingerbrave and this timeline if they want to stay
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>>1940936
>Timekeeper cookie saw DE making her beasts and thought "I am gonna do that! But better with blackjack and hookers!"
Kek. But if we are getting more dragons and Beasts then DE is gonna be meta for long ass time.
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>the beast cookies were baked with BUGS
>If you eat a beast cookies, you are actually eating ZE BUGS
That's nasty, wtf were the witches thinking?...Anyway... Which one is your favorite?
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>>1941174
>was kind of hoping that whatever came after the beasts would be truly brand new
Eh, even if it wasn't the beast cookies the chances of something new were incredible. The dragons were already foreshadowed for years ever since Pitaya cookie first showed up (I doubt they will be happy about the existence of the moldy cookies either) and Timekeeper cookie and the TBD have been eyeing the Kingdom timeline for a while too. It was pretty obvious they would both get involved eventually. I also feel it's too early to get rid of the beast cookies. This is the end of Dark Enchantress arc, it doesn't necessarily mean the Beasts should go too. There whole thing is that they are mad at the witches but we have seen the witches they communicated with at all. There is still a lot of potential to explore there. Becoming bugs also relates to the original concept for them, they are actually becoming beasts now instead of cookies with the title of "Beast".
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>Playing tower defense mode
>had like three legendaries
>at the end of hard mode though, summon a mango cookie and he stalls the boss from getting into Burning Spice's range
>lose the run
Should I just sell this guy whenever I see him?
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What the fuck do you mean just as long are they shoving every single groupslop arc in there or what?Even the dragons didn't get that much content.
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oh boy i wonder how will the fandom react to this cosplayer
>>1941319
you can move the units?
>>1941363
they could just shovel either all the tbd lore to kingdom and/or retelling gingerbrave's story in there too
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Finally got Dark Enchantress Cookie, this witch is pretty intense, but hiring her was my best bet for clearing that beast-yeast 13-30. Also added my pity gains, like that fancy fit like matcha cookie and butter roll cookie.
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>What's the fucking point of nerfing the trade harbor coin shop again
Another coin sink, think I still got a billion or so coins. I wish there was a sink for that caramel spyglass, the map fragments, the topping enhancers, and those brown and red vials used to ascend cookies and the crystal jams + magic candies
>>1937825
No cookie booru, but there's a crg archive from a few threads ago. There's also a /v/ booru from past threads too.
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>GingerBrave actually was the ultimate cookie
>the first witches from Witches castle actually were the Beast cookies parents
What the actual fuck, how were the theorists this spot on about everything?
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Share your builds
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From time to time I wish I had cleaner portraits in the Cookies menu
And for Hollyberry and Vanilla to have their civil costumes from when they didn't reveal they are the Ancient heroes
And Shadow Milk Animatronic boss as a costume too
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Post your favorite CR fanart. It can be lewd, cute or cool. I just want to save more to my folder
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Granny.
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>>1942335
my beautiful wife who one day will get a rework and a trial and a new costume perhaps
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>>1942335
Screenshot in memory games is op, so at least the rewards are easygoing, not as generous as that snakes and ladders minigame event dough,
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My art book came today! Sorry for shit quality though, I have to work soon.
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>yfw hollyberry catches you in the hotsprings (its mixed day and shes drunk)
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>GingerBrave the franchise mascot not being important were he is basically the chosen one on each and every single game, lorewise he always wins against legendary cookies and world ending threats despite being a common cookie gameplay wise (AKA plot armor)
>The Witches created the Beasts, the Witches turned into cookies in Witch's Castle
woah
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>>1943520
Ha ha, I'm in danger.
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>two new Cookies
>Shining Berry Cookie & Neon Danish Cookie
>none of them are Fire Taggers
Devsis please... I don't want to use Mala anymore.
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>>1945416
Fire tagger will drop the update after along with the next guardian, pheonix pepper
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>>1944262
>older cookies still don't have trials
feature creep, and usually the every 15 days update, the focus is solely in the latest updated epic or legendary cookies, pets, and treasures and the "old cookies" gets an event costume or super epic costume.
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>desuarchive
It's arch b4k dev though.
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>>1945509
Oh finally, a the Epic Fire Tagge-
>new Legendary as well
Oh lord.
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>Cookie Run Universe
>Upcoming Releases and Key Events
2026
>March Cookie Run: Oven Smash, DevNow
>Project CC scheduled for release in the second half of the year
2029 (Cookie Run's 20th anniversary)
>Project N scheduled for release
There's a lot of new cookies in that image and it appears there's at least 3 that are future like versions of GingerBrave, GingerBright and Strawberry Cookie
And yeah sure why not let's just make a breath of the genshin cookie run
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>>1947757
That sounds quite ambitious! So this is like a mmo, open world experience? Hoping to see some mycookies.
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>>1947757
i dont like open world gacha games, but im kinda excited for a cookie run one, i hope devsis gets more creative with the world building and isnt just "this will be cookie run in 2013"
also people are saying that project CC is an idle rpg, so cookie wars its back i guess?? the artstyle is gorgeous
also doctor bones is there! shame pizza isnt
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>>1947757
I just want them to make sure OvenSmash is good. Gimmie String Cheese and Melon Soda
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>>1949131
I'd lick pizza cookie all over too if i could
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That’s a HUGE Cake Witch!
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>>1941174
Anon, we knew for a while that after the Beasts we were getting the Kingdom's version of the Dragon plotline and eventually Timekeeper. The only things that have changed are that the crown cakehound plot is apparently being picked up again and they're bringing the First Witches into CRK to finally start unifying the lore, but the general foundation of what comes next post-Beast Yeast has always been the same.
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>>1950249
Even though Timekeeper and Longan cookie are obviously more powerful than Dark Enchantress, Dark Enchantress feels more impressive in her feats. Think about it, she made a cake witch in the form of human. That's like recreating a creator diety.
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>DE had a counter to the dragon she made a deal with
>this means she knew that the dragon would find out she lied and gain it's power back, but also would actually join the alliance
>also all her cookies are OP which means she just fucked around when they could've easily wiped the floor with the ancients before their awakenings and alliance
This is silly
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>>1951252
i mean keep in mind that canonically she had at least like 4 to 5 years to actively do and plan things once she was out, not to mention that she'd have at least some kind of plans before the dark flour war too
those mold cookie's whole thing is that they're strong but also crumble very easily if you can get a hit in, though they can be recovered somehow
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>>1950456
Longan literally flash-froze the entire planet and nearly broke the multiverse hard enough that even Timekeeper was worried. That's far beyond anything DE has done, even if she has recreated a Witch (and note not all witches are created equal - the second batch of witches who Dark Enchantress slaughtered are FAR inferior to the First Witches).
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>>1951443
There's also the fact that Longan's Dragon Ball-er Orbs are leaking power, so much that criminal organization like the Cult of the Umbral Pact now wanna use them. Like what's stopping other groups like Steak Cookie's gang from trying to use them?
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>>1951911
THAT'S MY FUCKING COMMANDER
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>To Be Continued
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>>1952085
quite pathetic
also got only 5 soulstones for purple mold cookie
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>>1951911
I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEL.
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>>1951979
>pom-pom dough cookie
I thought her spores are like bombs just like candy apple cookie, also, devsis really likes their heterochromia cookies
>5A
You must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately?
>Support
Please be a chaos and poison healer hee hee
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>finally a good light dps
Shinning berry is a fucking beast, people will never complain about light dpses being trash ever again
I dont even need a new fucking support with her around, but rest assured neon will shit all over lemon too
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>>1952312
It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk. It's still super cathartic to see Shadow Milk get run through with a sword. He's a character who we all thought would get redeemed because Pure Vanilla is way too nice to him. Silent Salt atleast trying to murder him is way better than Pure Vanilla doing a Steven Univere style redemption for his bitch ass.
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>>1952626
>It's already been confirmed that all the beasts are coming back (as bugz) because of Timekeeper acording to the devtalk.
I really fucking hate time travel as much as multiverse shit.
NO ONES EVER REALLY GONE
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Mystic Flour continues to have the best aesthetics of all the beasts. Even trapping them in a giant lotus pod/steamer basket is fucking metal as hell.
Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters.
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>"Shame she has such little screen time but we need more time for clown town because that's the only one that ever matters."
When she:
>Actually fought this time instead of "it was all a dream like last chapter"
>Dark Caco cookie needed help from ancient cookie friends, Crunchy chip cookie, and even a seasoned war vet like Tea Knight Cookie
>her hands actually fucking killed Cream Wolf
>even got Stormbringer cookie to get off her ass and smite her with the power of Dark Cacao's dragon
I thought Mystic Flour's fight was pretty fantastic all things considered. It wasn't all like Eternal Sugar Cookie's fight which can be summed up as:
>ES: "Plz, plz, plz stay in my sex dungeon Hollyberry! I'll even invite your friends!!!"
>Hollyberry: "...Firespirit Cookie, get the flamethrower..."
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Fucking Finally OvenSmash is here
https://x.com/crovensmash/status/2021782978050044027?s=46&t=UPMZ9z6f-4 FV-jeOs2fgrQ
https://youtu.be/HmXJvkdH5Xc?si=xz8SGbGofbQnG6hj
>CookieRun's first urban fantasy PvP action game is here!
>Pre-registration for CookieRun: OvenSmash is now live!
>Pre-register today to get access to exciting content and exclusive rewards.
>Welcome to Platter City, the city drawing Cookies from all over the world!
>Are you ready to jump into a whole new kind of CookieRun experience?
>Pre-register now!
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I like how Eternal Sugar didn't even really fight because of how obsessed she was with trapping Hollyberry in her groomer sex dungeon, so it didn't take long at all for Fire Spirit to show up and instantly roast her.
It's also kinda fitting how the moment any of the Guardians are allowed to do anything under their stations, they immediately wipe the floor with the Beasts to the point they're basically crippled for the rest of the war.
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>>1952863
Dyke burning was funny
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>>1953020
Still surprised that in one of the many new chapter guides, saw a build that's big on cooldown for both having the cream puff cookie and dark enchantress cookie for most of latest chapter 14's stages. Currently stuck with 14-25, and that's using the likes of APVanilla, AWLily, ESugar, DE, and SSalt lately. Treasures? Usual scroll, whistle, and epic stopwatch
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I like this maid tiger lily, hair over one eye's real sex.
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>>1954459
let these 3 fight for once
that's it
somehow these 3 beat the shit out of it in the stage you fight it as and it gets solved
it's gonna end like that and your're gonna like it
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>>1954527
anon we all saw the ultimate cookie and there's a non-0-percent chance that this happens with gingerbrave and him to solve it too
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This whole time I thought burning spice was the most pathetic of the beasts because his only justification for going sicko mode was lol bored
But no apparently Shadow Milk really has his breakdown because there was something he couldn't answer and he decided to kill the entire world. That's even worse
SHADOW MILK COOKIE YOU'RE PATHETIC.
AND YOU'RE GAY
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Anon, Burning Spice's crash out wasn't because "lul bored" - that's just the surface level claim he makes because he can't/refused to articulate his growing displeasure with the state of the world. Burning Spice lost it because he was stuck watching civilizations grown and change and grow and then wither out and die, or crash and burn in the same way. He said it himself, how everything was changing and yet not changing at all despite that, repeating the same cycle over and over for eons on end. The problem is he thought purely in the sense of his role as someone who brought change and observed it happening, but did not intervene in the cycle of said change - instead opting to let civilizations live and die under their own merits. It's why he fucking hates Golden Cheese Cookie so much, because he's projecting onto her and is seething that she managed to break the same cycle of her civilization ending that he thought was inevitable (because unlike her, he never bothered to directly intercede and preserve any society he built up rather than let them die).
All of the Beasts have these issues. They think purely in terms of their roles and have IMMENSE difficulty viewing things outside of them, so when shit happened that they couldn't solve through weight of their Virtue alone and without the First Witches to guide them, they snapped. It's especially bad for Shadow Milk, because as a being made to know all, his purpose may as well be moot when he can't even explain what happened to his creator or why they were made.
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>>1954574
>Shadow Milk
>Pathetic and GAY
I mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE, and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.
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>Gingerbrave talks to it
>He beats it because of a full-spec speech tree
>This only exists in cutscenes
>It is never applied in gameplay
So, uh, the cope here is that the 5-strong cookie teams we use in the story mode is just a manifested "personality" or "aspect" of Gingerbrave, so he's only powerful based on how many cookie encounters he has and internalized it as a sort of story appropriate supernatural and physical power?
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>>1954967
>I mean, yeah, he's the joker, the marx of beast-yeast, also destroying earthbread?
This might come as a stretch, but I feel also feel like he's supposed to be a reference to The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. He is the drunk jester Fortunato, while Silent Salt is the vengeful Montressor. His "turn the world into the chaos for the witches to notice him" is the Amontillado drink. Silent Salt essentially lures him into his downfall (aka the sealing of the wall) and Shadowmilk will never know why.
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>>1954459
>tfw her name changed from "Dark Enchantress Cookie" to just " Dark Enchantress"
She fucking Gijinka'd herself. Fucking gnarly. (On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)
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>>1954985
Impressive. Silent Salt DID seal the beasts especially Shadow Milk. I especially like the reference to that Cask of Amontillado, even then, having silent salt shutting up shadow milk for good is pretty apt. Also, the >>1953020 scene is unlocked somewhere between beast-yeast 14-27 to 30?
>>1955004
Jokingly, does she have cute feet? Anyways, WCB is completely separate from CRK since it looks like there's two sets of Gingerbraves that are interacting with the firsts in the former, and the ancients + beasts in the latter.
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>>1954967
>also destroying earthbread? That's like antithesis to DE,
Pure Vanilla states that DE wants to drain "all the Life Energy of their world" and the Guardians of Nature reaffirm that her violation of Nature's laws WILL destroy all of Earthbread (possibly reality in general, given reality exists because of Nature) if she's not stopped. DE talks a big game about wanting "true freedom" for all cookiekind, but it's always been cope - she's completely gibberingly insane both because of what she went through and her usage of Black Magic, so all of her actions directly contradict her stated goals.
>and probably on the tangent of the witches who still use that earthbread to consume cookies for power every now and then.
That was only the second batch of witches who did that, and the game seems to be insistent that DE killed them all during the Witches Banquet. The First Witches (barring First Egg) wouldn't even think of consuming cookies like they did.
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>>1955004
>(On side note though, could the soul jams have been used like this to bring back the human bodies of the first witches? If Dark Enchantress could humanify herself, what's stopping the witches who became cookies?)
Dark Enchantress had to do it via a combination of her immense mastery of Black Magic + draining all the Soul Jams + having an oven to toss her mortal shell into in order to "bake" her new body. And even then, it seems fundamentally unstable and like it's constantly on the cusp of falling apart, which fits with how Dark Enchantress states that what she's going to become will be "neither Witch, nor cookie". She's closer to the Unfathomable in nature than she is a true Witch.
I don't think the First Witches could do the same. Both because it would require indulging in levels of Black Magic that would corrupt their minds and souls by default to even start, and it wouldn't even really create a stable 'human' body, just a warped parody that violates the laws of nature. I also don't think they'd WANT new non-cookie bodies if that's the price they'd have to pay.
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Something I feel the need to note is that the Korean version apparentlymore or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissaries, which was theorized but had no explicit confirmation until now. It makes him losing it hit harder since it means he tormented Earthbread possibly for millennia, caused the fall of his sibling deities, and it all ended up being for nothing since the First Witches never even noticed (because they were fucking dead). It also further justifies Silent Salt stabbing the absolute shit out of him.
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>>1943520
>she asks anon to eat her out while in the hot springs. she falls asleep from drinking too much while squeezing you in place with her thighs
how would you escape anon? she promised to have hot sweaty pelvis crushing sex with you. can't do that if you drown to death
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>>1955039
>more or less confirms that SM was the one who led to the corruption of the other Emissaries
i mean silent salt already said that their downfall would come form them beasts already so doesn't add that much
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>>1955087
no you stupid fucking nigger you're too wordy for what your message is trying to say when it's just
>Burning Spice went schizo from watching endlessly repeating patterns of creation and death, not having actual friends but servants and projecting onto golden cheese while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support them
not even attaching a funny image either fuck you
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>>1955024
>dark enchantress a liar
that sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?
>First Egg still wants to eat cookies
Is she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?
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>>1955253
That's not even four words and chill unc, it's a video game
>burning spice tired of creation and death
Sounds similar with mystic flour but she did the covid-19 with the thanos snap lol
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>>1955253
>while all the beasts fuckers didn't have anyone to support them
Huh, now that I think about it...
>GC has Smoked Cheese, the two trade banter like a married couple, and there was Smoked Cheese's attempt at trying to take control in Ch. 18
>HB has Wildberry, who has to keep the Queen Mother from indulging too much
The only ones that don't fit are PV, DC and WL. But at least they don't have absolute glazers like the Beasts do,
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>>1955375
PV had Black Raisin,but that was after he got hist by the plot convenience amnesia beam.The real mystery is DC,realistically at least a good portion of his kingdom should hate him since a lot of them did starve outside the citadel due to his paranoia but Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip are fine with him.
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>>1952263
>You must really like that cookie, anon. Is she good lately?
After experimenting with her for a bit, i think she's fine. Her main gimmick is "how many debuffs can I apply on the enemy to make DE's nuke hit harder?". The problem is Dragontongue brand fucking kills her if she runs by herself so you need Venom dough cookie to stop that shit and if you are running Venom dough, you obviously want Mold dough too for the full Mold trio buffs. They basically buff DE immensely while debufffing the enemy against chaos damage for one big Poison-Chaos combo. It's the best option for Chaos-content if you can't bring other legenderies/beasts/ancients/witches. Ideally, even with Venom Dough cookie, you still want a healer. Pomegranate Cookie fits since she gains even more heals with her new magic candy and also she also buffs DE (again this is assuming only one legendary+ cookie is allowed) if we ever get a Chaos raid, Chaos guild battle, or something else that restricts the team to Chaos only. This seems like the ideal team.
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Whose great idea was it that Pomegranate makes YOUR TEAM take more damage for having her magic candy?
She's unironically worse with it because of how squishy it makes your team unless you max out the candy immediately, otherwise the buffs are useless compared to the amount of damage you'll take
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>>1955751
Good thing she was already useless beforehand, and theres far better healers out there
Like with cream unicorn, no fire comp is gonna run him while theres better healers around, especially with the new whistle to make up for it
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>>1955751
The name of the game is "Dark Enchantress hypercarry" you stack as many DE centric buffs (and chaos debuffs for enemies) as possible so that DE can kill the enemy before the enemy kills you. It's pretty much made to be used with the Moldy trio & DE.
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I gotta felling that DE is gonna beat Gingerbave n gang so Timekeeper goes in to fix the timeline
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>>1956323
seems it might be something else
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>>1956363
Either it's DE making the ultimate cookie and it looks exactly like Gingerbrave (she kept Gingerbrave alive just to gloat over him) OR DE uses Gingerbrave as the final ingredient for the ultimate cookie and it's basically corrupted Gingerbrave.
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>>1955261
>that sucked, thought it would be like a maleficent with ambition kinda tragedy, but if she killed all the witches of the second batch, does she even desire world domination or just world annihilation?
I don't think even she really knows. She just keeps parroting the "true freedom for all Cookiekind!" rhetoric but as was stated and as DE herself confirms when she's talking about how she will attain HER freedom specifically by transcending the Witches, her stated goals do not line up with the actions she's taken thus far.
>Is she the token evil First? That's the first witch cookie that appeared to GB during the escape from the oven way before playable first cream, right?
Yes and yes. I don't think First Egg even really wants to eat cookies at all - she's just a massive bitch.
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>>1956643
AIIIEEE YESSS that's the one! Such a mighty fine find and babe! I am still flummoxed at the thought that there are no legions of cookies THAT HAVE YET to side with her for the ultimate power hahaha!
>>1956680
Interesting! On that thought:
>"true freedom for all Cookiekind!"
Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life.
>Ascension
I wonder if that means she fucks off to a higher or lower plane of existence, and at least it shows that she's unreliable given that she's just self-serving atp
>First egg is evil for the lulz
So it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms? Cruel. Hope she gets justice lol
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>>1956762
>So it's been revealed that she's the only witch that decided to be selfish during that first batch of witches ritual and made her fellow witches lose their human forms one way into cookie forms?
Not directly revealed yet, but she's the only First Witch we have encountered who has been dickish to the others for no apparent reason and is the only one who has displayed an arrogant condescending attitude towards others - which fits with how the Witch who fucked up the grand ritual meant to save everything was described as "the arrogant witch". Unless there's a Silent Salt tier twist, she's the most likely candidate.
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>>1956762
>Could even be interpreted as if life begets suffering, then death is necessary as it is the ultimate freedom from life.
Look at DE, thinking she's all Seymore and shit.
https://youtu.be/VNYFUy9URgo?si=Gsld4K4b2ZY_jGBU&t=45
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>>1956877
What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg? Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?
>Silent Salt tier twist
Looking forward to it, alright.
>>1956984
I think in that kind of parallel with ff, then that makes shadow milk like kefka, kinda aesthetically. Probably he was defeated a wee too early to be considered an apocalyptic threat, methinks.
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>>1957759
>that makes shadow milk like kefka
Oh for sure, an powerful being wrapped in the guise of a clown, who loves to corrupt things into twisted mockeries of what they are? Hell one of the bosses in the final fight is a twisted version of the Pietà sculpture by Michelangelo. Instead of a Mary holding the battered body of her own son, in the place of Jesus is Kefka, lounging back like "it ain't no thing", while the arms of the Lady (called Maria in Japanese) are broken off, as if Kefka rejects even a mother's love.
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>>1957759
>What were the plans for releasing a playable First Egg?
For Kingdom? I assume she's getting released with all the other First Witches/Cookies when we get to their plotline (in like 2030 given how fucking long the Dark Enchantress plot has been, and the Dragons/Timekeeper will probably be AT LEAST as long).
>Would she be considered a playable antagonist once she's released?
Same as the Beasts or DE herself, yeah.
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>>1955039
Back up your claim here please, anon. What the hell would Shadow Milk have done to get Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar to corrupt, considering they seemed to do that just fine on their own? How does he confirm this?
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>>1958904
Eternal Sugar would be easy enough to explain,she was already delusional before she corrupted so all Shmilk had to do what he did with Mystic Flour,tell the cookies there's paradise near ES's domain when actually he's giving them wrong directions and luring them into beast territory.If he did it near her garden,this would reinforce her belief that the outside world is too dangerous and everyone must be kept safe.
I'm calling bullshit on Burning Spice though,even if he did intervene the civillisations would have fallen regardless,at most he would speed up the process by a few decades.
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>>1958325
I hate when they split it between someone who already has a good costume and someone who has nothing.
Shadow Milks Scholar of Truth is the much better one than this shitty king and I got that, so guess what I rolled trying to get ES's costume
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>>1958316
>playable first egg
Quite cute, been a while since my last adventure in WCB, so reading a playable and collectible first egg is quite cute.
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>>1958904
>Eternal Sugar
As the other anon said, she was already on the edge. He could have easily fucked her over by sending a bunch of cookies to their doom near her garden knowing she could see it and that would be enough to mindbreak her into wanting to 'save' everyone by trapping them in the garden.
>Burning Spice
BS was always going to go nuts, with or without intervention. It would have taken a fundamental change in his personality and ideals to be more proactive or closer to Golden Cheese to stop his fall. My guess is Shadow Milk simply made it so civilizations fell in decades or centuries (a blink from the perspective of a Beast) rather than milennia or eons.
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>>1961212
That reminds me. What kind of story would follow-up in kingdom after what's basically the cookie equivalent of WWII? Would it finally be a funny story to break all the death, dying and suffering that everyone went through?
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>>1961198
wtf those two cost even more than reasonably-priced AAA games. I'm also surprised they're even hard to find in Korea. Hate the pop-up stores model used for Cookierun merch...
>>1961210
thanks, intern-hubae, very cute. march feels very spring-breaky as of late, so comfy ovenbreak is a welcome oven break.break from the oven?Pottery.
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>>1961215
50% is another visit to the cursed fucking square
40% is visiting an island outside the entire events taking place just for something dumb fun like a concert or seeing the chinese cookies visit from CRKChina
10% unrelated bullshit happening in OurKingdom because Custard Cookie III said so
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>>1961218
The figurines are even worse
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Now that the dust has settled, did he deserve it?
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>>1962462
No, but we needed to raise the stakes without killing any cookie, otherwise the fans would get mad
Remember, the beasts and ancients are gonna have to work together at the end of this arc to beat the big bad
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>>1962462
I've seen people more upset over the dog rather than the fact that one Hollyberrian NPC might have tried eating herself after after Shadow Milk mindfucked her.And I don't care for sympathybait animal death so yes.
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https://youtu.be/z5B9a5qUvMA
>Into the Oven! The Great Pâtissier Battle
Hello Cookie Runners, we're finally getting a nice refreshing food break from all the wars and timeline deletion shenanigans! In this update, we'll see:
>Oven Wars!
Angel Chiffon Cookie is absolutely adorable and Entremet Cookie is SEEEEEEX
>Birthday Cake Cookie mentioned!!
>GCL Strawberry Cream Season is coming
Holy shit the costume looks good, he's one of my favorite guys and I woudl try to compete for getting that skin, but damn is it hard to compete for the GCL Coins nowadays
>Live Survival is back + konepito jellies
Awesome, good return for the pseudo battle royale mode on this thematic elimination update, this one is enjoyable for the minigame like nature of the rounds
>Angel Chiffon Cookie, Bread Fairy Pet and Diyghy Rolling Pin Treasure
Curious how she can fly with just her hair that barely looks like wings while little angel cookie still can't fly... That pet looks cursed.
>Super Epic Costumes for Mint Choco Cookie, Angel Chiffon Cookie, Epic Star Exchange costume for Lilybell Cookie
Really good set of super epics this time, but damn how come Mint Choco gets to have TWO pet costumes? Really like Chiffon's palette on this one!
Lilybell looks like Greenbell Cookie from Tower of Adventures in that skin lmao
>Coming Up soon
>Fantastical Patissier Jelly Set, Epic Costume for Entremet Cookie, Super Epic Skin for Milky Way Cookie for winning COTY
I kinda like the base looks for Entremet on this one ngl, Milky Way is cute!!!
Looking forward to this one after a while of long and serious updates that have been too much of an over the top
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If you laugh you go to hell
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>>1961249
They sure are. What the hell is with their pricepoints? It's as if both Silent Salt and Shadow Milk are almost like their weight in pure copper lol
>>1962955
Thanks, intern-hubae
>>1963183
It sure is. I hate their 2048 puzzle gimmick but the way they use the decors are quite cute.
>>1963425
I don't understand hombre, are GCLs live btw? What makes them no different than those TR runs?
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Incredibly hilarious, devsis or the cookie run community quite literally cannot go a single month without a controversy and they just had to had something for the end of this month with both ship baiting and accidentally making these two incest somehow because in the Disney Collab they were brother and sister apparently
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It's just to ban pause buffering as to not do some frame perfect inputs many times in a row
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Well, sharing the ingredients and drinks featured in this Chestnut Cookie's Drink Stall minigame:
>Green Tea Latte
Milk + Green Tea Bags + Mint
>Green Tea Blended
Milk + Green Tea Bags + Ice Cream
>Cream Unicorn Blended
Milk + Cream Unicorn Extract + Ice Cream
>Cream Unicorn Ade
Ice + Cream Unicorn Extract + Mint
>Mulled Grape Juice
Ice + Grapes + Cinnamon Sticks
>Grape Ade
Ice + Grapes + Mint
>Cinnamon Cocoa
Milk + Chocolate + Cinnamon Sticks
>Chocolate Blended
Milk + Chocolate + Ice Cream
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Yo Cookie lads, football anon here, now it's that time again to decide which characters will represent our board in the next 4cc, let me know if you want to keep Birthday Cake Cookie and/or add anything else being either players or songs/chants to the roster poll next friday.
>if you don't know what i'm talking about, tldr: https://pastebin.com/nr9ujDMN
for things that affect the team as a whole, please let me know in in >>1965520 as well
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