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>HI ANON IM GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER COMPANION
>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
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>>58931296
Yes, Eevee is an excellent, top-tier starter Pokémon, particularly inPokémon: Let's Go, Eevee!where it boasts superior base stats, exclusive high-power moves (e.g., Bouncy Bubble, Sizzly Slide), and immense versatility. It provides significant tactical flexibility due to its diverse evolutionary paths, allowing it to fit into various team roles.
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>>58931296
I'd rather have a pokekid as a starter
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>>58931296
Eevee itself is pretty ass. It's a load until it evolves.
Espeon is probably the best eeveelution for ingame. It's also among the hardest to actually get unless you're going by fiat, or have so little to do that running around for an hour sounds good.
Flareon and Leafeon are nearly useless. Flareon specifically was okay in gen 3, and is one of the few pokemon to unironically be hurt by physical/special split, because being a relatively specially bulky pokemon, with a strong Shadow Ball was genuinely useful, but outside of that is just bad. Leafeon is just bad. Umbreon is good in theory, but is so fucking slow at single player you should just kill yourself. PLUS you are grinding friendship for this fucking thing. Gag.
Jolteon and Sylveon are decent, but Jolteon is too one-note for single player, while Sylveon is signing up to level this fucking thing to the 20s, and possibly grind whatever the fuck they've decided Affection should be replaced with.
Glaceon is... interesting, Ice is almost never available early, and the few ice types that do sometimes show up early are giga ass. Glaceon is ass, but might actually have a solid niche if you get it early enough. Falls off like garbage in the sun though. But since no eevee is good long term, that actually isn't as bad as it sounds.
Vaporeon isn't awful, but is pretty much just flatly worse than most other water types, which are also absurdly common. Same issue most water starters have. Good in theory, but just go catch a Gyarados or something.
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>>58931817
Espeon is borderline useless since it gets no moves in most games. Vaporeon and Jolteon have also pretty lackluster movesets but finding Surf and Thunderbolt is usually a lot easier than Psychic.
As much as people shit on Flareon, it can at least hit things with Fire Fang and whatever physical attacks it gets from Eevee. Also, its Special Attack is not really bad for ingame either. It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.
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>>58931859
>It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.
I do agree with this. If it actually got Lava Plume at a reasonable level, it would be fine. It doesn't. Usually in the 40s. Base 90ish with a good attack is enough, but Flareon is cursed with shit special moves, too, unless the game pushes Flamethrower into your hands early.
The problems with Flareon are more that it is both slow and frail enough for "good enough" offenses to be a problem. Fire is good defensive typing for ingame, but that only goes so far when it's constantly getting its shit pushed in by random normal and flying types that outspeed it even with a level and IV/EV advantage, taking debuffs and status from all kinds of stuff, and running into more issues with physically bulky things that also wreck it afterwards.
Espeon doesn't really have this same problem. 130 is frankly thermonuclear at any point before the 30s, and Confusion/Psybeam actually are just fine with that much raw power (and it actually gets them. Flareon doesn't usually even get Fire Fang until around 30, and is sitting on base 95 Ember until then). It struggles against bulkier shit, but there's actually a pretty narrow slice of things specially durable enough to eat a base 130 Psybeam, but also hit Espeon back physically before very, very late. And since none of them do particularly well late game anyways, it's not that big of an issue relatively speaking. And base 130 Confusion rips through almost anything you're liable to run into in the first 20 levels of the game that isn't Dark.
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Vaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem, where they sit on Water Pulse, Bubblebeam, or off-stat Aqua Tail until Hydro Pump in the 50s, but it's especially pronounced on Vaporeon since it has so little else going for it. In a game where HMs don't exist, it's pretty toothless. Reasonably bulky, but toothless.
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>>58931922
Most games give you either Flamethrower or Fire Blast in the midgame so it is not really an issue. Flareon also gets a bunch of physical moves of different types that it can use for coverage and neutral damage. Sure it is slow but not so slow that it is going to realistically get outspeed.
Confusion/Psybeam is all Espeon has. In some games that is all it needs but in others, it can't do shit. Its usability is a lot more limited than the OG eeveelutions, even if they all get shit movesets in one way or another.
>Vaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem,
I don't see the issue. Surf is just one of the best moves in the game, there is no reason not to use it. Thats like saying Ground types rely too much on Earthquake.
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>>58932000
All of those moves have shortcomings, they may be great in competitive but there is no reason to use them in game when you can have a 100 power 100 accuracy move with great availability and distribution.
If you don't want to use Surf, every water type still gets Scald or Liquidation, both excellent moves with no drawbacks, but still, there is no reason not to teach Surf in game even if you hate HMs.
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>>58931969
Nah, nah, I'm not saying you just arbitrarily aren't using the HMs, I mean it's actually not that uncommon for HMs to just not be in the game, especially in the more modern games or some romhacks that eschew HMs entirely. Some will include Surf in some form, but not all of them do, and any game where Surf just isn't really available, Vaporeon is on the list of Water types that get fucked by this. Versus, I don't think games really just remove, say, Earthquake, the same way.
It's not really that important for this, since the main argument against Vaporeon is just that there's tons and tons of random Water types that do exactly the same thing, but it's an extra footnote for Vaporeon in the context of just comparing eeveelutions to eachother, with the assumption being that you have already committed to using them.
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>>58931296
Yep. We are gonna be pals. I'll show you the world! Change! Travel! Adventure!
I'll make you a might espeon and even get you an umbreon GF.in exchange you will act cute af in front of the bitches
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>>58931817
Best Eeveelution tends to vary between games a lot, and also tends to come down to how much you are willing to invest in the mon.
Take Gen 4 Sinnoh for example.
Jolteon and Flareon get easy access to Thunder and Fire Blast, but both are a bit frail and really don't like missing- and the only way to get Thunderbolt and Flmaethrower at a reasonable point is the game corner.
Vaporeon gets the always reliable Surf, but really late, so it is stuck using Blizzard.
Espeon is ass unless you invest in the Game Corner Psychic TM(and they are expensive!).
Umbreon gets immediate access to Payback as an accurate 150 BP move after STAB, giving it at least one solid attack move to spam.
Leafeon is an oddball who doesn't get access to any good grass moves, but its Return is about as strong as Umbreon's Payback, and Leafeon is both bulky and fast. Leafeon can also hit the Game Corner like the others, picking up Sword Dance for less than half of what Jolteon, Flareon and Espeon is spending.
Glaceon is basically not available with the shitty placement of the Icy Rock.
The best might be Jolteon even with the accuracy issues, but you have a better Jolteon already in Sinnoh with Intimidate attached.
Flareon has a case thanks to Choice Specs arriving at a reasonable point and it having better accuracy than Jolteon.
Leafeon and Umbreon are both solid.
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>>58931296
I get to evolve it to the best evo, right?
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Why did Pikachu get popular in the first place?
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>>58931817
if i'm being 100% honest with you, every eeveelution is total ass. being monotype sucks, they all pay the monotype movepool tax, and they're generally just outclassed in every way. why would i use espeon when i could use alakazam or starmie? why use vaporeon or jolteon when other pokemon of that type exist? why even consider flareon for my team even if it was literally the only fire type in the game?
the only real exception to the rule is umbreon. every game has glass cannon psychics, speedy electrics, bulky waters, and unusable dogshit fires, but most games don't have a defensive dark type. umbreon may be annoying and shitty to use ingame, but at least it's not hard outclassed by the majority of the dex.
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>>58933084
>Eevee naturally rose to popularity by the love of its fans
soul
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>>58933326
What about making them fight other children?
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>>58931296
That's not the eevee i expected...
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>>58932733
>you manage to score and bed penny
>become her bf
>and have a ring ready too
>but
>one day you open your bedroom door and see something you never expected
>she's laying there on your bed and her whole collection of eeveelutions is running a train on her
>she sees you seeing her
>you close the door behind you and start packing up her stuff in a box
>in a minute screams, bad words and threats start flying around the house
>you throw her shit outside and break up with her
>it kinda feels good to be in charge
>when you close the door you turn and spot your dear eevee looking at you worried
>you're a man so you never cry
>you never cry, but your eyes start getting wet
>but you never cry, expecially not in front of your best friend
>so you tell her they're just sweating but she doesn't buy it
>you can see it in her eyes
>but she doesn't call you out on that either
>instead as soon as you sit on the couch she jumps on your lap
>so you pet her
>you two cuddle to sleep
>until you suddenly wake up in the night
>she's riding you right on that couch and it feels amazing
>she sees you awake and wants to kiss you
>you don't stop her, but she can't quite reach you, so you get closer and kiss her instead
>the kiss goes on for a bit
>when she's about to cum your lips separate
>you're also at your limit
>she slams her hips down one last time and stops
>she starts glowing
>as you two cum she evolves into a silveon
>when she stops glowing you two lock eyes together
>your best friend just gave you the proof of her love and devotion to you
>so you kiss her to make it an happily ever after
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>>58931296
Fuck ALL the way OFF
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>>58932985
Way harder than you think, humans have the biggest dicks in the world.
Other apes your size for example have 2 inch (or cm, i don't remember) average, while dogs of eevee's size are competing with the tip of your pinky.
At five inches with that size you're basically asking for a monster cock
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>>58935401
You're a faggot.
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Hey m8 I didnt add the >>58935401
crap
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>>58931296
I will never use Eevee as a starter.
For one, it's normal type, so it has no super effective STAB while being weak to fighting
For two, it's too cutesy, and enjoyed by the kind of people who like mons like Furfrou and Absol. Give me something with scales.
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>>58931296
I used to like Espeon, then I played PMD Gates to Infinity and she has optional dialog where she bad mouths my boy Keldeo, fuck that whore.
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>>58931296
Let’s take a sober look at it. One reasonable thing to do is denying any eeveelution to further increase the bond with its trainer, aswell as upkeeping and endless flow of youthful fun. Think of Ash's Pikachu as a prime example of a healthy level of dependency to his trainer. Unlike Pikachu however, due to its tendency to spontaneously evolve into umbreon and espeon, this relationship requires constant effort by the trainer, as their happiness level must be forcefully kept under a certain threshold through painful reconditioning, such as fainting, being locked in a box, being given high dosages of energy powder or being traded back and forth to other trainers. All of this can be avoided however, if Eevee agrees to be constantly kept underground, tucked away from any notion of day or night time. There, Eevees can even breed while also finding fulfilling happiness. Either way, one would assume that this is bound to happen to any Eevee that bonds with its trainer prematurely, as this is just part of its nature. I know what you're thinking right now: 'I wanna try it out, aswell!'. Although singular instances of free roaming Eevees can be observed in isolated regions, most of them are already in captivity. Obtaining one yourself therefore means getting to know like-minded Eevee enthusiasts. You can spot one by their electrifying, playful, yet nerdy aura, aswell as their tendency to cosplay as pokemon, build machines to automate trading, and an odd infatuation with lighthouses. The easiest way might be a bargain with energy powder, even if its just for pointing you to a breeder.
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>>58935448
completely wrong, canids have the highest penis length/body size ratio
eevee is pretty small though, it would probably be 2-3 inches
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>>58937637
Not that it matters to you anyway because you want to ignore the idea that someone dislikes off-topic spam simply because it's off-topic spam.
So proof that Chappyfag is the Jeetschizo will mean jack shit to you.
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It is time.
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uh oh, sharty melty
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>>58941563
This. You should think of removing the clothes first.
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Whoops, it's Chappy time again!
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>>58933084
It was a mascot since Gen 5
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>>58938643
Doesn't matter as I've seen enough actual dogfucker porn to know that his popsicle dick would definitely mog mine the moment he evolves into anything besides maybe Espeon, but that one would be a completely different problem altogether for pretty obvious reasons...
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>>58949482#penile_spines + #canine_penis
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>>58936270
My bad
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>>58936975
based keldeoGOD
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>>58958879
Not really, now get undressed and put on thismobster outfitI've gotten specifically tailored for you.
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>>58955575
Nvm about >>58963210, I just looked at the signature on the super cute eevee art. My day is ruined.
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>>58955575
That's not a meaningful comment. Say that about any of the users on this board (or even site) and you have a 50% chance of being correct. Might as well say Chappy is right eye dominant or has sleep issues
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>>58963214
he's talking about the guy posting chappy's art, not chappy himself
or the guy that seethes about the guy that posts chappy's art, i'm not too on the know about this specific schizo rivalry because i don't really care that much
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>>58967816
Why an Eevee starter
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>>58932821
why was Eevee cursed to have some of the worst fans on the planet
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>>58931296
FUCK YOU I WANTED
C H A R I Z A R D
FROM KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Gun shot.mp3
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>>58957233
This one's the best part
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>>58970527
Because it has 8 choices of evolutions. Sometimes you start with the fire type starter, and then find two more fire type Pokemon that you really like and wish you could change your starter's type to electric.
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>>58932821
People forget that Clefairy was originally propped up to be the mascot of Pokemon.
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>>58989721
Or I could pick an Eevee instead >>58931296
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>>58957233
this, a talking starter would be awesome
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>>58931296
ALRIGHT LETS GO EEVEE!
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>>58957005
But Hypno is a jew, not a muslim.
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>>58974977
Reminder, this autistic dogfucker and tranny cuckold is the co-creator of SLADE, so every time you make any Doom mod that's remotely popular you also validate Alex Munroe's abhorrent lifestyle choices.
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>>58932821
Think of it as a lucky accident. The anime successfully made Pikachu both cool, cute and relatable. To this day, I don't even like any of the Raichus. If I have a Pikachu on the team, it stays a Pikachu all the way. The OG anime propaganda worked.
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>>58964763
Thank you.
I thought they meant the artist, sorry, I'm a tourist, haha. I usually hang out on /x/ and am only here for discussion about the new game so I don't know any of the regular posters on this board.
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