>>58996867
just needs a good dicking to straighten her out.

Clair farting in my face

>>58996867
>pompous, self-important, sore loser
>Lance-senpai please notice me
typical toxic female

>>58996867
She wanted to get dicked by her cousin, and knows it's not socially acceptable, so she takes her frustration out on you

>>58996867
She evolves into a fat orange Barney and has some dumb spoiled bitch as a trainer.

>>58997181
Typical incel chud

>>58997203
uhhhh i was talking about clair and not the dragonair, stupid idiot retard

Not on my cock

>>58996867
they should have given Dragonair a mega evolution instead of dragonite and then had the mega dragonair be rivals with a dragonite. That would have been better.

>>58997217
>stupid idiot retard
Sorry Clair, not everything's about you you dumb bitch. Gimme that badge and fuck off

i want to impregnate clair then abandon her, forcing her to raise the child alone

>>58997213
sybau Clair
Now give me my badge you loser whore

clair gives good rimjobs

>>58997225
>61/84/65/70/70/70(bst:420)
how do you even make a mega out of such piddly base stats? That's like a mega castform or a mega spinda. I mean I guess they did it for mons like sableye but still...

>>58997225
They don't give megas to Pokemon that can still evolve, they straight up say as much in Z-A

clair is the type of woman that gets off watching her boyfriend fuck other women

mega evolving clair into a woman with tits that are twice as big

>>58997229
>forcing her to raise the child alone
LOL
You think that retard would take responsibility? She'd throw it into the caves outside Blackthorn

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>>58996867
She's a very proud trainer who's unaccustomed to losing to anyone but her champion cousin, and she proceeds to lose to a child. As an adult myself, it's more amusing than infuriating watching her behave like that. It's unpresented and unbecoming but not beyond an adult, which is the point: everyone has room to grow.

Clair is probably my fav after Jasmine.

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>>58997845
*unprecedented
Obviously I first played GS when I was 10, my opinion of her has evolved to what it is now at 35.

too much woman for /vp/edos

>>58996867
More like what the fuck is the problem with her manchildren haters who are still butthurt about someone daring to not suck their self-insert cock thirty years after the fact.

>>58996867
My face is not buried in her butt, that is the problem

>>58998527
>too much woman
Yeah, "woman" is what I think when she screams and shits her pants like a toddler because she didn't get her way

>>58999006
found the incel

>>58996867
Delusions of grandeur

I wanna sniff Clair's pits

>>58997329
Nobody cares what they say. They change the rules all the time, and changing the rules for this would be good.

>>58999009
Found the pedophile

>>58999040
how ticklish are they

>>58999041
Nah

>>58997845
>it's more amusing than infuriating watching her behave like that.
Yeah I don't really understand why so many anons get so mad about her.

It's funny that Claire thinks it's impossible for the player to pass the test in the Dragon's Den because she has her head up her own ass and assumes no one else can pass if she can't.

>>58999296
Well you're wrong and dumb

>>58997329
Floette...

Amazing legs. God I live being a legfag.

I'd do anything Clair said lol

i called the pokemon league and reported clair after she refused to give me my badge so they fired her. she is now unemployed.

>>58999981
They make a plot point that AZ's literally lacks the ability to evolve, which is why she has access to a mega

You'd need to remove other Pokemon's ability to evolve first before they could get a mega

>>59000342
>Hi, I'm Inpy Cee, the mega evolution researcher here in the Blabla region!
>something something mega evolve pokemon that can normally evolve further!
>But for some reason, they can only mega evolve if they've been exposed to these New Super Everstones(tm).... Whenever you find a Pokemon that can't naturally evolve because of it, you'll be able to see an icon in the party menu!
>If your partner pokemon isn't evolving when you think they should, they might have been exposed to Super Everstone(tm), but you can come to me and I can remove the Super Everstone(tm) effect from them so they can evolve.
>But remember! They can't Mega Evolve if you have it removed! You'll have to re-apply the effect!
There. Happy?

>>59000446
No. Angry.

>>58996867
Admitting to failing the test means she is actually a really bad person, who only sees Pokemon as tools.