my grandpa's favorite joke is the one about the blind guy that's on his way to the cathouse, but he ends up in the fish market. he takes a deep whiff of the air and says "Hello, ladies" and then takes his pants off in front of everyone

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>>12398098
shoutout to grampa

I liked that game

>>12398048
a real retro game for real hardcore gaming oldfags unlike 90% of the crap posted on this board

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fishe girl has big boobs

>>12398098
*DULULULULU*
NAKED GRANDPA

>>12398048
>tech demo
:|
>tech demo JAPAN
:O

>>12398098
That's the intro to colt 45

>>12399869
I am a casual retard and I played this game a lot
Not to say it doesn't get pretty butt fucking hard

>>12399869
It's only played by trans zoomer posers however

>>12400650
Only in the last 5-10 years

>>12399945
>tech demo is a game with great gameplay
wtf I love 'tech demos' now

>>12400171
you mean Afroman? yeah he fucking stole it. are you surprised?

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i couldn't beat field 55 of the snes game

>>12400650
You seriously need to stop being obsessed bro, it ain't healthy.

I love her bros

>>12398048
Actually she's not a fish

https://youtu.be/iqQK7SQJXWw

>>12399879
Imagine coming across her unconscious from slamming her head during a bad swing. The things I would do to those tits.

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>>12402739
she smells like one

>>12399869
Lol this game is the perennial poser classic. If it didn't have an anime girl protagonist nobody would care.

>>12404520
>If it didn't have an anime girl protagonist nobody would care.
People like bionic commando and spider man stuff already doe

>>12404410
>>12399879
>>12401693
>>12402646
Gon mothers from HxH?

Are the DS ports good?

>>12408040
The DS port is pretty good. The screen view is slightly smaller but you get to see the map at all times on the bottom screen. There's a few extra levels not found in either PSX version and unlockable artwork too. I didn't play the SNES game included too much but I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Having said all this, there's really no reason not to play the modern PC ports.

>>12400150
I always make sure to skip this

Is Shun the hardest game in the series?

>>12410384
this game is so sick

>>12410384
attack its weak point for massive damage

>>12412709
That's too bad, did you give it medicine or just let it rest and hope for the best?

>>12412709
It's sad how many people will never put into the effort to eventually become fish girl spider-man. They die a couple times without realizing you need to get a feel for the mechanics and just write the whole thing off.

>>12409649
yeah. there's one level near the end (the last? not sure) that feels like a whole game in itself. i like how it becomes a puzzle game as much as an action game when the level design gets hardcore.

>>12404197
how not to fall in love with this srsly

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https://youtu.be/U5DLI9muO3w

there is an extremely cute picture of an origami depicting a whole level of umihara shun somewhere, if someone has it please post it

>>12400150
Ah yeah this motherfucker

field 42 is ASS

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https://streamable.com/ssis4m
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Personally I thought the game was just okay.
>>12410130
Made for paizuri

>>12418000
It's "okay" in a good way. Like playing it after school on a cloudy day. I'm too low IQ to fully appreciate the arcadey gameplay and physics that people do insane shit in, but's nice to boot up every once in a while

>>12409649
To casually beat, no. That would be the first one due to the difficult bosses.
To beat all the levels, then yes. Shun's later levels are haiku tier.

Does that Japanese guy still have his Super Nintendo turned on.

why the FUCK is the hud in the middle of the screen

>>12413985
when I first heard this track is when I knew this game was ludo

>>12421503
God I want to slap them right across as hard as I can so that they bounce off of each other like an executive desk toy.