>>12403540
loli loev fub

>>12403540
Because they can't steal his gold.

>>12403540
>>12403596
Probably, his subordinates are either kids that work for free or weirdos that don't do it for the money

>>12403540
lmao

>>12403608
But they all come after him at the end of every game demanding their rightful pay for their work.

>>12403540
Because he is a real man.

>>12403661
It's hubris. He likely thinks he can use child labor without repercussions, but they're always smart enough that they come back for what's theirs in the end. It's classic cartoon logic. "I'll make this moron do my work for free! Woah what do you mean he took my job and became CEO? And now he wants me to pay him? Uh oh!"

The only characters Wario’s truly friendly with are Jimmy T. and Mona, the rest are just employees.

>>12403608
>weirdos that don't do it for the money
>they do it for free
That's ridiculous, no one would work for absolutely no compensation

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>>12403540
not even wario can beat cunny.

So he can throw them out the window of over a hill when they get annoying.

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>>12404056
Why did they go on holiday with him, then?

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>>12403540
I am sure his devious motives are entirely driven by child labor being inexpensive as Wario doesn't care about fucking one way or another. After a couple of games I think it was more that they just kept coming back and he isn't going to hire anyone above the board.

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Why does he hang out with a little girl?

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Why does she hug it out with a little boy?

Why does Wario maintain a long-term but unwedded relationship with the daughter of a disgraced, long-departrd media mogul?

>>12403540
they promised rock cds to him

>>12406236
It's ok, anon. I have heard that people with autism often struggle to grasp the concept of friendship.

>>12405360
They thought it was a paid vacation.

>>12406223
She gets lonely out there on them fields. No fair if Romani got Link all to herself.

>>12403540
wario has always been a caricature of nintendo's core audience

>>12406223
Pedophile.
>>12406236
Tosses his salad and enjoys him farting in her mouth.

>>12406219
So Candy can see how responsible he can be with kids.

>>12403540
He is a slave to the World Economic Forum

>>12403608
Warioware Gold confirmed this to be the case
>>12404057
He rips them off by promising them a commission and then not paying.

>>12407341
Try saying that in front of a judge kid.

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Why do they keep getting tricked by him? Is he putting something in Diamond City's water supply?

>>12406223
You know that one scene with Shinji where Misato realizes it might be all over

>>12410289
>He rips them off by promising them a commission and then not paying.
Well, that makes more sense. I thought itbwas implied that somebody actually applied to the job, gave a bunch of strangers their personal information, went through an interview process and then had to perform a thankless job for absolutely no compensation. I just couldn't believe any self respecting person would do that.

>>12407341
Men aren't friends with women. Either she's tossing Wario's salad or Wario is playing some sort of long con

>>12412392
The guy repeatedly finds himself astoundingly rich, even if he loses it all right after getting it. May as well try and see if you can get on the same rocket he keeps getting on and remembering to pack a parachute.
Also he has a very trustworthy looking face, no body odor problems, and an attractive, healthy body.

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>>12403540
What are the Mario world's equivalent of the Epstein files?

>>12416449
Bowser is probably trafficking underage goombas or something.

>>12403540
Because they can kick his ass and because Wario's greed is stronger than his sex drive.
I haven¡t played all of his games, so outside of the princess from Wario land GBA, has Wario ever shown any lust or interest for women?

>>12418573
He calls Mona cute in the original Warioware if you reach the level 3 intermission on the final stage.

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