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Was she worth it?
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Cute toes
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No. Fun game sometimes, but in my heart I know it's too difficult.
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>>12405042
She cute but she's literally a whore. Her rate is determined by how much it costs you to finish the game.
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>>12405250
Based Turokker
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>>12405042
yes
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Haha key
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>>12405042
Reminder to play Dragon's Lair Enhanced, it's way better (and closer to the developer's intentions) than what actually hit the arcades.
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>>12405382
Is that in the collection I bought for the Switch?
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>>12405416
Unlikely, since it's a fan project. You should be able to play it by replacing the ROM with the DLE one, unless they've done some checksum lock or something.

DLE reorders the scenes according to the original design, which lays the scenes out sensibly, and undoes various annoying and lame changes that were intended to make the game eat more of your quarters.
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Post the one where she got fat
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I wish Bluth hadn't got so caught up in trying to copy Disney in the 90s, he had such a good thing going for a while there
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>>12405042
where left leg
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>>12405656
i.e. better.
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>>12405431
>DLE reorders the scenes according to the original design, which lays the scenes out sensibly

A lot of the console versions already do this. The PS3/4 version has a "home" mode where the game plays out in a specific order and doesn't repeat sections.
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>>12406342
Same.
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>>12406353
that's disgusting
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>>12409175
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What I always wondered is if there's an in-universe reason she was dressed in such a skimpy outfit. Did the dragon make her wear it?
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>>12405042
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For the hot sex afterwards? Absolutely.
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>>12410632
>the leg pops into existence once the pussy is no longer in view
JUST
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>>12410514
The castle belonged to the wizard from the 2nd game, so he probably made her wear it.
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>>12410647
what
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>>12410998
we are getting toddlers posting here now
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>>12405656
Whoa mama!
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>>12405250
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>>12409175
-ly hot
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>>12411065
>Average American woman in 2026
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>>12411101
Whats there to explain? The game drains quarters as you play, and she's your prize. The more of a chad you are, the less she makes you pay, but in the end, she a ho.
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>>12411584
You're a weirdo
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>>12411203
I wish. They're also ugly and brown.
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>>12411713
And you're a retard
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>>12411584
>>12411993
>princess peach is a ho because you gotta pay for a smb cartridge
your logic is just one splinter stemming from a retarded idea brewing in your head. step back and realize it's not that deep, and you shouldn't get so mad that other people find your headcanon retarded.
you'll make a fine youtube essay one day, eager writer-kun. just not today.
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>>12411998
> step back and realize it's not that deep,
Says the retard who doesn't understand bants
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>>12412021
I'm just bantering too, bro. Now didn't we have some fun?
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>>12412057
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>>12412181
Oh so you're a schizo? Sorry.
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>>12412228
Sorry that they're a schizo or sorry that you had to interact with a schizo?
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>>12413369
Yeah
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>>12412021
When people find your joke to be so unfunny that it comes back around to being offensive, and then you double down by insulting their intelligence, you have become a real life version of pic related.
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What do you think her and Dirk's married life is like?
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>>12414431
Hard to say, they're both dumb as a post though
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>>12405042
Dirk probably thinks so, since he gets to sleep with her every night.
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>>12405042
Wish these games were more fun
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>>12414490
dumb people have lots of sex.
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>>12416574
I wish I was dumb.
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>>12405042
>perky nipple outline
Yes.
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>>12409175
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>>12405042
gawdam those are some nice nips
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>>12410647
What the literal fuck are you talking about, zoom?
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>>12411065
i would
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God bless Don Bluth
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>>12405042
is that the princesses' usual outfit or is that some slave leia shit
either way i approve
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>>12419039
the last great animator still alive in my book
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>>12414431
Lots of kids, it would seem, based on the sequel.
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>>12419039
proud to have this

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