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mei ling how do i masturbate

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>>12422590
sure anon

Mei Ling is thin and young, get this off-model goonslop out of here.

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL734CD691841B30F6
I respect Mei as a character, the writers for including this selection of proverbs, and the authors who originated them.
I have no doubt her inclusion in the fiction had influence over my mind during my own real development.

>>12422590
>Am I getting hit on by the famous Solid Snake?

Oh you’re giving me a solid snake alright

>>12422596
ha

>>12422590
The peak of gaming
Very mysterious name
The Sega System

>>12422590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-miBA2m9-wE

It's crazy that in the original Japanese she only gives you Chinese proverbs while in the English translation she gives similar Western quotes like from Shakespeare.
Kojima wanted her personality to be "Chinese enthusiast" rather than "learned and surprisingly well-traveled in her studies for her age." Strange...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
With cum on his chin
He said with a grin
If my mouth was a cunt I would fuck it

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>>12422625
What does she say instead just repeats or more different proverbs?
I'm curious what's different between the regions.
>Kojima wanted her personality to be "Chinese enthusiast" rather than "learned and surprisingly well-traveled in her studies for her age." Strange...
Since her parents are Chinese but she's American I thought it was a really cool balance, to say the same conclusion twice but sourced from 2 different eras and peoples is kind of cool in its own right. I felt the same way when comparing Roman journals and the Tao Te Ching. The later of which Mei quotes more than once I think.

HARRO SORID SNAKE
YOU WAN MAKE SAVE?

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>>12422590
Ching Chong Dong
Something Wrong
Horree Fuk

>>12422590
Does it involve putting my dick in your skirt?

>>12422590
>proverb?
what? post SEX fanart.

>>12422619
oh haha you must be referring to the Sega MASTER system. there is no such thing as the "Sega system"

>>12422608
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

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She’s so fucking hot, I would’ve porked her if I was Snake.

>>12422691
without a haiku
I accept your concession
Sega System wins

>>12422708
true name of system
is Sega Master System
power in its name

>>12422738
Sega System apps
On the Sega System base
No Master System

>>12422751
No DOS-Roms
Not even atrocious Atari Apps
You need meds

>>12422756
I am without friends
Only Sega System apps
You must help me die

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Japanese Mei Ling more frequently reminds you that you're playing vidya during her kotowaza/kakugen dumps, which is largely scrubbed from the Blaustein translation, replaced with things like "the mission".
>JA:「一心は二用する能わず」って聞いた事ある? 一つしかない心を同時に2箇所に使うことはできないっていう意味よ。 あなたは何か他のことしながらゲームしたりしないでよね?
>TL: Ever hear the saying "Isshin ha ni you suru atawazu"? It means your one mind can't be in two places at once. Don't game or what have you while doing something else, OK?
>EN Official: There's a Chinese proverb: "The mind cannot be in two places at once." Make sure that you're not thinking of something else during the mission, okay?
>JA:「泳ぎの上手な人こそ、かえって油断して溺れてしまう」っていう例えよ。そろそろゲームにも慣れたでしょうけど、油断はしないでね。
>TL: They say that it is the strong swimmer who gets careless and drowns. Maybe you're used to the game by now, but don't get careless, all right?
>EN Official: The Chinese say "It is the strong swimmer who most often drowns." It is because the strong swimmer overestimates his abilities and underestimates the strength of the river. You are probably quite used to the mission now, but don't get careless.
>JA:「小心に大過なし」っていう諺があるわ。慎重にやれば、大きな間違いをすることはないって意味よ。ゲームになれてきても、絶対に慎重さは忘れないでね。
>TL: There's a saying that goes "Shoushin ni taika nashi". It means that you won't make big mistakes if you act with caution. No matter how used to the game you are, you mustn't forget to be careful, all right?
>EN Official: (Probably replaced wholesale, I can't think of nor find a corresponding line)

>>12422760
Canada has MAID
so if you are really blue
go to great white north

nah dont do that. but really you'll just be happier if you accept that its the SEGA MASTER SYSTEM. and that it didnt have very many good games. Only maybe Phantasy Star.

So just move on to a better system. Genesis was legendary, get obsessed with that. It also has fake name, except Mega Drive was its UK & European market name.

>>12422651
They replaced some Chinese sayings with Western ones but left some that weren't too weird in and just translated them to English. And yeah it's weird how it's only thanks to Jeremy Blaustein that Mei Ling went from being a Chinese American obsessed with Chinese culture to becoming a Chinese American trying to bridge both cultures and traditions with common understanding and wisdom... considering I thought that was the entire point of her character existing.

>Snake, they say in peace that sons bury fathers but in war it is the fathers who bury their sons. I guess for you it was the opposite, huh?

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>>12422790
Nice. Thank you. Those are some of my favorites.
In this list >>12422614 I have been listening to 2, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 18, 20, 21, 22, 25, 27 lately.

>>12422590
>”Uh…Snake? Why are your pants and underwear down?”

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>>12422790
>>EN Official: (Probably replaced wholesale, I can't think of nor find a corresponding line)
I wonder if this is #11 maybe not though

>Naught’s had, all’s spent,
>Where our desire is got without content.
>’Tis safer to be that which we destroy
>Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy.
this fits so well for MGS and many of the major characters, thank you localization! i bet Kojima and his staff would've used fitting quotes from outside China if they weren't focused on simply giving this part-Chinese woman as many Chinese sayings as possible just because she's Chinese.

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>>12422874
The best part? It's in MGS2 during the codec call you get where Mei Ling actually appears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHlPLLMPQGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyh1CxjgZEM

>>12422903
no idea about anything here but is Sons of Liberty an awesome game? Never even really played MGS other than a few minutes on PSX. but I heard it has some legendary plot with AI gov't overlords. I dont think sneaking is super fun though. or failing the mission if someone sees you.

>>12423061
go away zoomie

>>12423061
I think the games work a lot better with game over on discovery, I hate having to hide when I get caught. I don't think there's ever been a game that really blended stealth and action well.

>>12422790
Really forgivable. It's not like they cut all the meta stuff or something.

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>>12422590
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man who runs in front of car get tyred.

>>12423153
>tyred
fancy some beans on pizza?

>>12423079
im older than you homo. I never was interested in metal gear solid because sneaking around is gay instead of shooting stuff.

I remember when my uncle sold his genesis (I got NHL 94 and mortal kombat) and the only game he had that wasn't hockey or dirt biking was Metal Gear Solid.

LOSER!

>>12423217
>>>12422651
sold his genesis to get PSX

>>12423153
Rare example where the joke falls flat in UK English due to the split between "tire" and "tyre".

>>12423153
Man with hand in pockets, feels cocky all day

>>12423153
Dead woman with semen in ear heard her killer cuming.

>>12423230
same pronunciation, take that stick out of your ass.

Lone man at an orgy sticks out

>>12423223
I'm the second poster you replied to there. I don't know what you mean lol
If you want to know my age, I was born in 92 and played MGS1 first on the Pizza Hut Demo.

>>12423217
Don't play it then faggot. What a tard you are.

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>>12423561
>tehk that stehck ou' o' yo' arse

Chinese proverb?

>>12422590
Made for BBC.

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It's such a shame barely any of the MGS women get any art aside of that ugly horse Quiet, almost every other girl is better

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>>12422692
11/10

>>12423061
Kojambo saw Tomorrow Never Dies and made a video game version of it

In the original MGS, Mei Ling has this save Codec conversation:
>"Snake, in China they say "When walking through a melon patch, don't adjust your sandals." That means that when things get really bad, you have to try and remember what's important. Keep things in the proper perspective, okay?"
I always thought the explanation got changed in Twin Snakes to something along the lines of "Don't cause unnecessary suspicion." because the act of adjusting you sandals would look like you're trying to steal a melon, but it's exactly the same in both games. To me, the message of "try and remember what's important" bit doesn't make sense at all.
Am I just misremembering this? I played through Twin Snakes last year, and know I heard the original melon patch quote. I played through the NTSC version, while when I was younger I always played through in PAL.

>>12423561
That's nice anon but we're using text to talk here.

>>12422590
Imagine if she took her shoes off and forced you to smell her feet, haha

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Don't mind me, just pirating this melon.

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>>12424061
It's OK anon, I thought I was nuts when I noticed that they deleted the line about Hoover being a well-known racist from The Twin Snakes.

>>12423561
got em bubblin with this
US English is terrible

>>12423797
Is that meant to be English or American?

>>12423230
The rest of the world aren't as dumb as you Americans

>>12423153
Man who fart in church, sits in own pew

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>>12422614
>Voiced by a rice farmer Vietnamese American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Mai_Guest
Why did she lose the Chinese accent when she reprised her role in The Twin Snakes?
IMMERSION RUINED

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>>12422801
It was called Mega Drive in Brazil, too.

>>12422590
Me chinese, me play joke, me put peepee in your coke

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger

Man who walk in front of car get tired, man who walk behind car get exhausted

>>12424651
Makes sense, outside of Taiwan one of the prime countries for bootleg videogames, might as well use a bootleg name

>>12424642
Why did the American born and raised woman NOT have a Chink accent? I wonder why? It is proof of how bad the OG MGS English is and why TTS is the only version worth playing.

>>12422903
She's so cute in Japanese but in English they just played up the shitty chinese accent

>>12424642
Because she’s supposed to be Chinese-American, not full Chinese so the Twin Snakes remake and later games including her cameo in Brawl fixed it.

The Chinese accent in the original PSX game was charming but made her sound too old, the American voice is cuter.

>>12424642
they got rid of Naomi's hot accent too for REALISM. Twin Snakes fucking sucks.

>>12424774
It makes sense that a Chinese accent would sound better in Japanese since they're closely related languages.

>>12422590
IN CHINA DEY SAY: CHICKY CHANG WANG CHARLIE CHANG

>>12424982
uh yeah just like the way Naomi was ""fixed""

>>12422590
No, wanna hear an indian proverb?
"RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"

>>12424642
After MGS2 Kojima wanted pure, direct translations of his retarded stories without any improvements by actual writers so localisations were handled internally. That's why TTS, 3 and don't have accents and dialogue is horrible.

>>12428253
YUR HOT FUR DAYS

>>12422619
Haiku poetry is kind of stupid, right? Ever since I first learned about it, it seemed to me it was one of those overrated eastern mysticism things.

>>12422790
Getting rid of all that garbage meta stuff was absolutely the right decision.

>>12429150
No. You just don't know enough about it or the culture it came from.

>>12429174
In other words it’s a weeb thing.

>>12429217
No, I'm not talking about Japanese culture, I'm talking about their poetry culture specifically. Haiku were a social activity in a lot of circumstances, where people would write them jointly. It's hard to explain since I'm assuming you don't know much about the actual structure of a haiku beyond the mora count (which is fair, why would you). What specifically do you find stupid about them?

>>12429217
Yeah? And I, as a native English speaker, find iambic pentameter to be utter nonsense that has no real definition since the "rule" of having 5 beats (10 syllables) is more like a loose guideline no one cares about and you instead wind up with people writing whatever with any arbitrary syllable count and rhythm and going "uhh yeah bro this is iambic pentameter trust me bro".