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They day Zelda died
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The day American Nintendo millennials realised they were projecting le epic grimdark fantasy onto Ocarina to make up for not having any actually decent games. Leave it to the people who never played Silent Hill to incessantly spam messageboards with wank about how Redeads are the scariest thing ever conceived.
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>They day
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https://www.ignboards.com/threads/official-zelda-bitch-thread.10015660 /
Funny to read real time reactions to this 25 years later
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>>12490852
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>>12490852
>https://www.ignboards.com/threads/official-zelda-bitch-thread.1001566 0/
Every single post was correct. WW was shit.
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>>12490868
Can't be helped, Nintendo pushed Miyamoto as a god of gaming. Any game that has a hint of Miyamoto involvement is treated like he personally crafted the entire thing single handedly and it will be a flawless masterpiece that will REDEFINE video games as we know it.
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>>12490852
The funniest thing about that thread is two separate people are having a bitch fit because the new Mario game is named Sunshine instead of Mario DEATH. Why isnt the new Mario about KILLING SATAN HELL YEAH BROTHER.
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>>12491240
I wish I was there when the commercials for Sunshine dropped. It would have destroyed them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4_vv_9yao
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>>12491315
I think whatever site that is just bundled all the old userbase posts under 1 legacy account, which explains the name, post count, and creation date being 2011. Plus low reaction score which probably came later to the site after bundling the posts.
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...and then was revived
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>>12490772
I remember the shitstorm this caused. It was also exacerbated by Nintendo showing pic related earlier
Ironically I ended up preferring WW to TPThe N64 Zeldas are still the best 3D Zeldas though
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>>12490772
>be American millennial
>live in cozy upper-middle class area
>soccer mom buys you a Nintendo 64 because The 700 Club told her that PlayStation games have blood
>parents can also afford you to buy the entire Rareware library
>since you are rich and American, your family are also early adopters of the internet
>lo and behold, everyone else online is also a rich American from a Nintendo 64 household
>Ocarina group masturbation session ensues
>The internet universally agrees that ReDeads are the scariest things ever invented because none of you ever played Silent Hill
>Internet gaming culture is built upon the idea that everyone owned a Nintendo 64 and everyone agrees Ocarina of Time is unambiguously the best game ever made
>Fast forward 20 years
>Euros, Aussies, and working class Americans are now online
>You find out that the Nintendo 64 absolutely fucking bombed outside of middle America and nobody gives a fuck about Ocarina of Time
>Even in the US the N64 was massively outsold by the PS1, let alone abroad
>Persecution complex ensues
>"This can't be........did.....did I shit my pants over Wind Waker's graphics for nothing?"
>Start calling Ocarina underrated due to the fact that people who've played more than 1 fucking game don't think it's the best
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>>12490772
Yes but because it treats youmlike a retard and gives you the whole opening chest hullshit and a 3 paragraph long bullshit about keys can be used to unlock doors.
Motherfucker i was unlocking doors when I was 6 and I had to go grind for rupees to.buy.keys because I was retarded.
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>>12495594
Not sure what reality you're from, but FFVII and OoT were both universally hyped around that time. What sort of forums were you even on? There's no way you would have been in a purely Nintendo echo chamber if you were on GameFAQs, Zophar, etc. Did you never read a single gaming magazine, either? Just find this bizarre if it isn't just a pasta. The rich kids I knew had weird shit. 3DO, Jaguar. Or they had everything. The 64 came out almost a year after the PSX, so a lot of families bought one because it was the latest and greatest console, and it had the Sony name attached at a time when it still carried a lot of prestige, especially among non-gamers.
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>Zelda, a franchise with a mostly flawless record of games, all of them in some way or another being at least 8/10, even the worst titles are still great
>/vr/ trannies who don't even like Zelda create numerous seethe threads, from bitching about OoT and MM to now trying to say windwaker was somehow a bad game that caused the death of the franchise
it's all so tiresome.
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>>12495594
This is the Saturn autist btw
>>12496334
It was the 2000s, you had to be there
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>>12497968
Zelda was always considered a good series, but with OoT, the fellating reached extreme levels, especially because of critics
People being obsessed with Zelda plus critics giving the games at least 9.5/10 made the fans believe Zelda games are literally divine perfection and that criticizing them was blasphemy
I was a huge Zeldafag back in the day (still love retro Zelda games), but 8.8 was an accurate score for TP
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>>12497971
Twilight Princess may be more polished than Wind Waker, but when you compare it to the other 2 games before it.....Its not gonna look strong.
You coukd argue that OoT is just ALTTP in 3D but thats it. You're taking a game like that and transitioning it into 3D. Meanwhile TP is so attached to being OoT again that its hard not to make comparisons.
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>>12498434
Another big reason for the fan outrage was because Wind Waker, the Zelda game people didn't want, got perfect scores and acclaim. Now here's Twlight Princess, the Zelda game that was made out of obligation to sate the fans, and it's LESS than Wind Waker?
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>>12498703
I legitimately hadn't been on /vr/ before until a week or so ago, so yeah
always avoided /v/, and would stop visiting 4chan altogether for years at a time
some shit's still the same, but the brain drain since I was last around a year or two ago is kinda shocking
I also think I've partially lost the ability to tell the difference between bait and genuine retardation
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>>12500645
Possibly my favorite end credits sequence from any game. By far my favorite main theme from any of the Zelda games.
https://youtu.be/_L6r3F9o3WA?si=clhnE8iRJxbxUw7d
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>>12502439
>what happened?
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/6770545
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>>12503894
In retrospect:
Xbox posters are GOATed, constantly playing games and talking about their console and creating OC
PS2 posters are ZOATed and also contribute a lot of content, even if console warry they clearly play their box a lot.
GBA posters? Bascially just golden sun and rolled out the red carpet for HHG which is a mess that plagues the entire site.
GC posters well they haven't found their bearings imo they don't really come across like they're putting their best foot forward
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>>12496334
and most of these internet tough guys are wanking to BotW link now.
Who's the faggot now?
>>12496393
His name is Auster.
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>>12493478
every game on earth is blatantly unfinished and the other two things you mentioned are good actually. I have no idea when humanity phase shifted from embracing unique experiences to make the slop in the exact way I want and if you dont I will scream.
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>>12490772
>They day
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>>12505474
I have no interest to salvage your vintage video toy bulletin board.
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>>12505446
We need to start dumping some Tetra art in these awful threads if they're going to repeat.
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Aryll just positively ADORES Vega.
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do Japanese designers just not have the whole 'gay' thing over there?
i don't know how to word this without sounding like a shitpost. American/European kids get made fun of and beaten up for liking kiddy or 'gay' shit.
this has nothing to do with actual homosexuality (which is fine), but go read this essay or something. it's timeless and transcends culture. why the fuck would you MAKE a Zelda game FOR CHILDREN like this? it's not what kids want, it's going to get them bullied for liking it.
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>>12506026
Japan really doesn't care. Why would you when you walk into anywhere and get bombarded with kawaii shit and raised on a balanced media diet of manly mecha and action stuff, and kawaii stuff, with a hint of Disney?
You have a lot of guys there like the most cutesy shit ever and still like girls, hell, I've seen an honest to god crossdresser still end up having two daughters.
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>>12506108
your defeatist attitude is the newfag problem newfag