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>>3927029
It's a pretty fun game. I don't know why it gets so much hate.

>>3927029
I don't like the protagonists face

>>3927556
Because he's cute-handsome and you're not? Does it make you feel insecure? Or are you upset because your erection won't go down?

>>3927029
fag lol

>>3927557
kcd1 henry mogs him

>>3927029
why is there a woman on the battlefield? was she carrying Henrys crosssbow for him for easy hot swapping?

>>3927029
>Kingdom Cum In Guys
kek

>>3927029
look everybody!
Henry has come to rape us!

>>3927814
Are you surprised that bisexuality has always been a thing?

>>3927851
>Anon: Hangs Himself With Rope II
kek

>>3927851
no I'm surprised that showing bisexuality in a video game that is supposed to be an accurate representation of 15th century Europe didnt result in the protagonist being burnt at the stake

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>>3927858
>people back then knew better than now
Europes glory is long gone.

>>3927858
>Being bisexual behind closed doors should result in public execution
And how would the executioner find out dumbass

>>3927952
the townspeople are all nosey gossips.

>>3927952
Because the executioner also wears a mask and you accidentally hooked up with him during your last cruise.

>>3927952
when all the village sluts threw themselves at Henry and he wasnt interested, thats a huge red flag. the whole town would know he's a sausage jockey within a week

Up where as what?

>>3928279
Look up the meaning of bisexual

Loved the first game but haven't played the second. What's all this talk about bisexuality?

>>3927780
Exactly

>>3927851
It wasn’t a thing with Henry until the second game.

>>3928938
There are people who weren’t bisexual until they started college, until they went to a swinger club in their 40s or a drunken one night stand with a friend

>>3928279
Funny thing, when you finish fist fighting championship in Trosky region the grand champion is a herbalist chasen out of the village because he didn't want to dick some girl and he implies he's a fag in the conversation.

>>3929786
>He just randomly started sucking dicks in his 40s for absolutely no reason at all! Pure chance!
Okay bro.

>>3929795
You should read swinger forums and realize that stuff indeed happens sometimes

>>3929798
Swingers (i.e. cucks) are degenerates.

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>>3927029
KCD1 is better.
>>3928462
See picrel.

>>3932130
Bisexuality isn’t even mentioned in here

>>3932130
Yeah i also prefer the first game for similar reasons, but i think my main one is that the first game already had its charm with those systems like pickpocket, lockpicking and realism simulator like Alchemy and all that.
So when the sequel comes its more of the same plus more cutscenes and more dialogue while keeping the gameplay almost the same, the same enemies, the same weapons.

I also find the story worse, cause Henry was already high level but somehow lost all that due to a fall? its a lame excuse, and the story is not that good anyway, its just alright.
The side quests have not been improved either, plenty of side quests are just walk to this person, watch a cutscene and choose the dialogue and leave, gets really boring after a while and as you mentioned it the real life work chores are so annoying, carrying 5 sacks of flour gets boring quickly.

So its just the same game but with more cutscenes and dialogue, cause they really wanted to be the longest written game, this is what RPGs are all about now, dialogue and story, few RPGs bother with gameplay and world design nowadays, its all about how much dialogue you can make, how much romances and how "deep" can you make your game look, except its not really deep at all.

KCD1 is better and KCD2 is too long for its own sake, by the end i was hoping it will end faster, it really drags.

>>3929794
Can you get him burned at the stake for it/whatever the correct punishment for being a faggot was in the time period in that region?
I'd legit give it a major W if the game allows you to do it

>>3929786
>false equivalence
Ok. Still wasn’t a thing with Henry in the first game.

>>3928462
You can fuck Hans in this (or one male npc if you want). The option to start the romance is clearly marked with a heart and you have to keep picking those options so you can't get it by accident or anything.

>>3927344
The gameplay is a straight improvement to 1, looks gorgeous, some memorable quests.

People really hate two things, the insertion of an anachronistical, muslim, wise, mary-sue black man who shits on christian europe, and an optional gay romance with the bro from the first game.

I hate both these insertions too, but the good still overwhelmingly overshadows the bad.

>>3936333
Is it true that the game forces you to defend a synagogue against muh intolerant Christians and side with the Jews against them?

>>3936337
Oh yeah, that also sucks.
They inserted a jewish quarter in a city where there was none and made up a pogrom too.

It is not really "muh intolerant christians" in the story. It is soldiers plundering the quarter because they sided with King Wenceslaus. Henry, being on the Wenceslaus side, defends them. It is not really a religious conflict in the story, it doesn't fit in at all though, and the story gains nothing through its insertion. It feels like a special episode about antisemtism, not something natural.

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>>3927029
Are you having a blast?

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>>3927029
absurd, transparent lie and also why it failed despite what should have been an easy launch of a public company a la CDPR

it has zero (0) value outside of the main quest loop, and thats why in spite of coming out in an apocalyptic tier RPG/sp-game drought it is still rarely if ever discussed.

In a bethesda game, you can explore and find useful shit, interesting side stories, etc.

In kcd II every single item you find outside the main quest will be deprecated by the next story mission, none of it will be cool or interesting, and the side stories were clearly written by GPT 3.5.

the gayshit story was actually one of the better done romances out there, im not a fag but i can appreciate what fags must've seen in it (an it was blatantly obvious this is the canon route, lets not pretend otherwise). that being said, the having fag mcs is irrelavent. a tranny? you run into problems. but BG3 overcame the issue 0 difficulty.

if your game is good, you get a pass, as far as the market is concerned.
the game was not good, it was bad, so it gets no pass for faggotry.