>>2134850
there was an outrage thread about this when it came out, slowpoke

>>2134850
This is several months old, why the fuck did you post a thread about this?

Holy slowpoke

>>2134854
>>2134858
>>2134859
>screenshot timestamp is from june
you're probably responding to the original op

>>2135025
this guy is clearly the original op trying to deflect

>>2135330
this guy is clearly op on a vpn

>>2134858
Because I can, cuck

Kill yourself and stop bumping your shitty thread. OP is a fag and a slowpoke.

>>2136142
this guy is clearly

>>2134850
The lighting on his face makes his eyes look reptillian.

oh boy love turning this board into another outrage board like /v/! one /v/ is not enough!

>>2136498
>/v/umblr

>>2136183
no i don't think I will

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>>2134850
Why, of all the combinations on earth you could pick, did he say a highborn european noblewoman with a low born african peasant?

>>2136586
he an cuckhold

>>2136586
If you want orcs then just have orcs. They're more interesting and usually have some redeeming quality like honour or something.

>>2136586
>pic related
lmao the second game addressed those issues, thank goodness

>>2136586
desu I did the reverse as a norwegian viking and set up an apartheid state in west africa in CK3

>>2136586
I think he just wanted to ragebait. There's no way that's his normal thinking.

>>2136498
You should be reminded of the degeneracy of Paradox developers.

Anally ruin this slow op.

>>2134850
It was actually insanely common for upper class colonials to mingle with the locals. It got so bad with the British they had to put a ban on military and naval officers marrying African and Indian women.

>>2136586
people said he came from /here/ so he was probably just ragebaiting

>>2136498
You should be reminded EUV is a literal BBC cuck game.

>>2136623
>>2136681
Anons discover antagonistic advertising (2025)

>>2136681
>>2136732
When was the last time this actually worked? I can recall exactly one instance of ragebait marketing working and it was some football player who acted like an asshole and then sold merch that trash talked him to the rival team's fans but that's it

Yeah, and in EU3 if you went full innovation and free subjects on domestic policy sliders & got Ecumenism/Humanist tolerance national ideas you could get insane population growth from heretics/heathens (sometimes even faster than people of your religion) AND extremely cheap technology cost in western group that would allow you to get techs like 60-80 years before their time. Those pesky PDX libruls, how dare they?!

>>2137822
Look up woke ad then look up anti woke ad. They are your examples of it working

>>2136586
Sweden
YES

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>>2138027
Anti woke is clearly more sucessful going by the melties it gives to media and kiketubers.

>>2138039
Ah yes, batshit crazy evangelical boomers protesting dante's inferno release is totally proof antiwork grift works

I'm glad eu5 will have cuck mechanics implemented for the character system, thank you paradox Dev.

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>>2137822
Cracker berrle

>>2134850
Parasite interactive being parasites
More news at 11

>>2138050
Anti woke ads don't really get as much traction as leftists generally don't give them as much free advertising as the right.
That one jeans ad is the only recent one that got any attention.

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>>2138259
What a hit!

>>2134850
These human mechanics add depth and character to the game. EU V having portraits is one of the best developments. I hope it has many rich CK 3 style interactions.

>>2136586
because blacks are the western religious idol, just as indians have cows.

>>2134850
paracucks

>>2134850
>imagined BMWF relationship
Can't expect anything else from white boys

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>>2134850
>*migrates to your country in the 14th century*
>*is married by unavoidable event to your female heir*
>*leads peaceful wholesome revolution and changes the monarchy into a peasant commune*
Thank you Johan!

I love african penises

>>2136186
>guy

>>2138037
>disguised

>>2154842
>t. paradox

>>2154144
Yo why dis nigga wearing the millenium puzzle???

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>>2134850
My advisor Fionnlagh Darcy must be having an affair

>>2136586
he's swedish

>>2134850

>>2134850

>>2154899
Moar like, Paracocks amirite lmao

>>2136586
He is a Swede. It is the highest aspiration of all, for that wretched people.

>>2155444
His hat looks like Yugi's haircut too

>>2136586
the contrast of color is appealing
>Black peasant
>very dark
>White noble
>very light
Nothing more, it would be the same appeal as a Indian peasant with an Asian noble.

>>2134850

>>2136624
>>2136711
Well, this one dev is. Looks like a homo

>>2142131
Ck3 doesn't have rich character interactions though

Swedish people when they've spent 2 seconds without thinking about BBC

>>2134854
kek

>>2136711
>EUV is a literal BBC cuck game.
this only makes me want to buy it even more

>>2141706
waht caused the second drop, did people realising the whole thing was a ruse? that seems highly unlikely.

>>2136586
he has a blacked fetish

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POV: You are a BBC.

>>2196733
KEK

>>2196733
the funniest thing about it is frenchies would get far more upset at the british broadcasting corporation here than a literal nigger dick lmao

STOP BUMPING YOUR THREAD FAGGOT ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS

>>2136498
I still visit /v/ but I really really fucking miss pre-2012 /v/ and it saddens me to see the state its in

>>2136623
Vavra is contrarian as it gets.

>>2138013
EU3 pops didn't do anything, dipshit. The number was only for flavor.

Has anyone find BBC?

>>2213532
There are hundreds of BBCs in Japan

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they actually put it in the game, holy shit

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>>2231371
Bombard Sweden with Nuclear weapons.

>>2231371
KEK

>>2231371
Should have put "let the men experiment" instead

>>2231371
>100 years of 0.50% pop growth
that's actually broken what the fuck

>>2231371
>>2231665
POWERFVL BBC

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it's obviously a mod, event modding is day 1 material

>>2231371
which porn mod is this?

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>>2235557
Its not a mod

>>2231371
Unfathomably based. I hope it is like the falling star meme event where no matter what you pick the result is the same.

>>2231371
Fucking BASED

>>2138039
Wasn't that a marketing stunt?

>>2231371
This better not be real

>>2235557
Do people really make porn mods for Paradox games?

>>2231371
>/gsg/ eu4troons false flagging this obviously
Lol

>>2236345
It's been pretty entertaining watching /gsg/ hide every goalpost they ever put up as well as jimmy hoffa's body.

>>2231371
WHAT THE FUCK

>>2136586
>Czech cities Olomouc and Prague were on the famous silk road
No the fuck they weren't

>>2167631
Or, you know, mestizos who actually came into existence during the timeframe of the game?

>>2138259
>cracker barrel
>remove the cracker and the barrel

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>>2236871
>>2236256
>>2231379
>>2231665

>>2241358
>/pol/cel so insecure he unironically scrambles to check it
Mindbroken.

>>2241367
>pressing two whole keys qualifies as mindbroken now
Back to bed, grandpa

>>2231371
You have the option to forbid it, like just about everyone throughout history did. I'm not sure what the problem is. The entire point of this series is to allow you, from your position on the 21st century, to make decisions which alter the course of history. It just sounds like people want less agency because of their personal politics. Shouldn't you enjoy forbidding women to fuck black dudes? Isn't that part of your whole fantasy?

>>2241384
>I-It's just 2 buttons and 32 minutes 43 seconds of me thinking of black men penetrating white women with their black penises

>>2241417
Obsessed

>>2241431
You really are lmao.

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>>2231371
least racemixing Swede
BLANDA UPP!

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>>2236338
>Do people really make porn mods for Paradox games?
yes. pic related is one of them.
just look up the loverslab website and you'll find a good deal of autistic porn mods on there.

>>2241910
What causes such disorders?
The fluorine in the water?
The plastic bottles?
The 5G radiation?

>>2242011
there's a much simpler answer than all of those: porn addiction

>>2242011
demonic oppression
they plant thoughts that aren't yours in your head, making you believe the ideas you get to engage in degenerate content like that is actually yours, then they get pleasure from when you actually fall for it and engage with such content and put yourself in a state of mortal sin.
they quite literally jerk themselves off and get the same type of pleasure you do when you jerk yourself off to porn, but instead it's them masturbating to your suffering, shame and all that sin which they managed to coax you into committing.

>>2242011
porn addiction, nobody starts with blacked sissy hypno shit, its something you develop when you look for more and more extreme things to get off to, because the normal stuff doesnt appeal to you anymore, because you are an addict

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>>2236338

The simplest answer: it's funny and makes people mad

>>2242041
Many such cases

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Why did Johan add this as an event to EU5?

>>2245366
fucking kino

>>2245366
I hope you're attacking from the rear

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>>2245565
>>2231371
>one of the first things some modder felt the need to add to this game is BBC slavery mechanics

Not even sure what to say anymore man

>>2231371
>>2245565
American culture.

>>2136586
Varva is a kike. Unironically, actual fucking jew. Its in their blood.
>>2134850
>swede is a cuck
In other breaking news - water is wet and sky is blue.

>>2241417
>>2241367
Shalom rabbi

>>2245565
The best import from Africa were their men.

>>2136586
Thankfully KCD2 is historically accurate and has some BIPOCs (black indigenous people of color) in the game

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>>2134850
Swedcucks are gonna swedcuck. What else is new?

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>>2241910
It's immersive really, given how characters move around the world way more in CKIII than historically.

>>2263149
And you still play our games, hmm

>>2254606
KCD2 has one guy, and it was actually someone who was in service to Bohemian lords at the time in real life and he's in the game for a tiny amount of time

>>2134850
Why are swedes like this?

I like how this thread is now basically one guy repeating the same thing because he's still mad about eu5 while everyone else fucked off after it was revealed how they took the bait hook line and sinker. Even after others pointed out that it was obviously bait. /gsg/ will never recover from EU5.

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>>2136586
>MAYBE...ON A 1 IN 5000 CHANCE THERE IS ONE BLACK ESCORTING A CARAVAN
>We wanted to further simulate the 1 in 20000 chance that a white woman got pregnant by this black
>And then we filtered it through the 30% infant mortality rate for medieval europe
>To bring you a town full of blacks
>What, there was never a zero percent chance after all?

>>2241391
>You have the option to forbid it, like just about everyone throughout history did.

Present me with one instance in history when slaves disembarking ships caused white women to flock to watch and the government had to stop them.

>>2265844
>KCD2 has one guy,
Musa isnt the game sole woke issue.
>it was actually someone who was in service to Bohemian lords
No.
>he's in the game for a tiny amount of time
He literally is present all the time after you meet him, to the point he saves Henry life in the mandatory main quest mission. You lying jewish faggot.

>>2134850
hopesisters....the ummah is weak

>>2245565
i don't get it

>>2254331
>>2263149
>>2265841
his name is Stefan Vonboe Lang and whatever he is, it isn't Swedish or any other Nordic country because his accent isn't anything remotely like it. probably Dutch/Belgian/whatever

>>2272397
queen of spades, its a blacked fetish thing

kink shaming is not good.

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>>2136623
>>2136681
You wish.
It was a 100% serious games journalism article criticizing the lack of black people in KCD1

>>2272563
>t. Fell for it

>>2134850
>move development to Spain
>still plagued by Stockholmoid cultural issues

>>2272502
Those faggots deserve it and I'm not talking about trash people.

>>2268792
Praise kek mein bruder… we must protect the ESLs and the memes too… SJWs cannot lay their hands on them…

>>2184983
Based zoomer kiddo.

Does the no stack wipe work for armies too? I keep beating armies and chasing them but stack wipe

>>2245565
where's the workshop link?

>>2306884
here

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>>2134850
>(((Paradox)))

>>2136586
>>2173196
>>2166994
>>2173196
>>2254331
>>2263149
>>2315376
Top Sodding Kek, these bountiful (You)s invigorate me!

I am ready to strike out at the paratroon menace and make all shills rue the day!

My cup runneth over! KEK!! KEEEKKK!!! KEEEEEEKKKK!!!!

>>2322899
Robbie died of colorectal cancer in 2017. You have to let him go....

>>2236338
Why else would the Charlie Kirk's assassin would spend over 4k hours in HoI4 instead of playing at least a dozen more gay furry VNs?

who rabbie you mother fuck NAFOtrenny?

>>2323529
>Why else would the Charlie Kirk's assassin would
Mad, ESL?

>>2134850
doomers on packwatch