Terranny POV vs. Zerg Chad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8Sqml-lA - i maek marine1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6v2xsaL8Y - i maek goyliath1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72vQcOQbvMc - i maek goyliath1 (it works sometimes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5YjBJ8JKc - Hydra-lurker OPENING with no mutas! Bio-mech push predictably gets smashed. Also, peep the HYDRA BUST attempt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0YpR4xRbM - meme guardian game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVygUXfrC8 - i maek goyliath1

>>2349688
Is it too late for a fellow millennial like me to play Starcraft and gitting gud or no? NGM? Never played

First ASL qualifier (weird meme format that even Artosis is confused about): four brackets, three Zerg Chads, one Tosser, NO Terrannies!

https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?t=10414

>>2351809
>that thumbnail
A fine addition to my artjak collection

>>2349905
Sc is very hard (perhaps the hardest game there is), and has been out for a long time so some millennials are really really good. If you want to be competitive there’s a bunch of solid amateurs you can follow and quickly get to A tier with rigorous training but is not a chill experience, it feels like work, and you will lose a LOT. The bombastic star league is a good set of amateur players to watch. Many of them stream. Some old masters have content on the basics.
I love watching sc but playing competitive was always too much of a grind for me so I mostly played use map settings or vs cpu games. I watched a ton of pro sc (and sc2 before that was a dead game)- artosis and tasteless are the 2 biggest English commentators. The Koreans are still the best at sc.

are all zerg players this gay lol? all this guy posts about are muscular men and trannies

>>2349905
No.
The whole point of the ranked system is you lose until you get to the bracket where you fight guys of similar skill level.

>>2349905
I started playing 2-3 years ago myself and I'm B rank zerg now. There's a lot of noobs on ladder and you can join CPL to find people around your level to play, plus there's more information and guides out there than ever. Actually getting *good* (A, S+ level) takes a lot of effort (unless you play brotoss) however

>>2352459
>quickly get to A tier
A is no joke. I don't know anyone that got there quickly.

>>2352707
zergschizo is genuninely schizophrenic and so shit at broodwar he can't win with op zerg and cries for buffs when they're already the strongest race.
>inb4 "terrany" player
>inb4 "tosser" player

What are we watching tonight?

spoilers
https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?si=2YuxDt8J25LYHPTs&t=7333
That rage gg, I love it

>>2349905
I played the campaign as a kid, and picked it up again few months ago. Did some games against AI, then straight to korean ladder. Had about 1 - 10 real winrate (about one third of matches the other side instaquits after game starts, not quite sure why) doing 4-pools or hydra busts. The most memorable game was probably this protoss which tried some kind of quick reaver+shuttle build against me. His shuttle got destroyed when it flew over my rallied hydras and he ragequit over that. I think it's the best not to try to be hardcore about it, but instead just have some casual fun. We are getting too old for this shit..

Thank you for reading my blog.

>>2352707
>>2353405

Are all Terrannies this bad? All they do it lose.

>>2353405

Zerg is the worst race by far. If Terrannies and Tossers played against Zerg Chads with, say, swapped spells, they would never win ONE game.

Are Flash, Snow, and Jaedong the goats of each race?

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>>2354408

Top 10 Zerg Chads:

1 and 2: Savior and Soulkey (it could go either way)
3: July
4: Jaedong
5 and 6: Effort and Zero (it could go either way)
7: Larva
8: Soma (will go to 7th if he wins again this ASL)
9: Calm
10: Hydra

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2354408
Flash for terran without question.
Jaedong for zerg for sure, Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.
Snow is pretty mediocre overall, he has the best reaver/shuttle micro in the world but never managed to win any tournaments. Bisu on the other hand revolutionized the protoss game approach and pretty much invented corsair micro builds. So even though he fell off pretty hard in the past few years, he's still the protoss goat

>>2354563
>Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.

As the OP shows, Flash was eliminated by three Zerg Chads (neither of which is as good as Soulkey) in his last three ASL runs, and was so mind-broken that he retired. Moreover, Soulkey destroyed Light, "the best TvZ player in the world", and the other Terrannies in his four championship runs. Also, Jaedong wasn't even that good in the KeSPA era, and is only hyped up because he LOST to Flash (he only won one Starleague against him, the power outage incident) by gay redditors and teamliquidshitters, exactly in the vein of McCain or Romney. Thank you for your attention to this matter.