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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)
Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!
Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!
Schedule: heeeyyyyyyy.... you got any.... lemons????
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2025860291125526545/photo/1
Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg
SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4
Come listen to her best Christmas songs
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnant
https://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc
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Lumi is being a pirate again.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Lumi is a schedule 1 drug
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It pains me wen you don't believe her. Who hurt you anons?
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>enjoy authenticity
>verifiably not a sadist
>see pic related
>enjoy it
>somehow don't understand why
I may be autistic
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>>109795985
Here you go
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White woman (Chinese)
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So, whatever happened with Lumi’s younger brother? One minute she was willing to whore him out to any girl to advance her career, the next she seems extra protective of him. Did one of the girls actually try and take up her offer? If so, who?
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>>109800017
Jelly, or one of the Asian phase connect girls would have jump at the chance at getting with a 10/10 white boy even if he is young. Lumi realize this and this is why he stopped.
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3d was pormised
not arrived :(
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>>109801994
life is good.
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Poor Lumisan, life growing up as an esl immigrant in america is hard.
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>>109800017
Uruka actually wanted to date him and Lumi panicked on stream about it.
Imagine a Starbro X Uruka dating scenario with Lumi pretending to be okay about it.
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Surprised she hasn't leaned more into her ice skating lore.
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>>109802628
She should show up as Pupmi and not address it. Then bark when chat is annoying.
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Tard wife is beating mass effect
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Lumi is so scared of the pregnant Asari
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>>109813459
hmmm.. the easiest win would be on a day she doesn't see coming. whenever she needs to pee around hour 6. just assess quality of performance and work from there.
tbf, she doesnt drink enough water. I'm sure as hell not concerning, but there's an angle there.
there must be a way of verifying an inordinate amount of hydration and then performance check ins. it's not like she doesn't have towels.
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>>109777695
>artists always draw her in embarrassing positions
says a lot about lumi
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I thought Lumi
but also myself :(
https://x.com/Mrl_Ling/status/2027202026480832645
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She doesn't like it but shes too bottom to put a stop to it.
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I saw a screenshot of a TTS saying something along the lines of Lumi being GFE but at the end of the relationship when you hate each other and are miserable.
If she didn't just shrug it off or do her polite laugh, anyone got the VOD/rough location?
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>>109826319
just dont want to say anything.. politically unsensitive. it takes almost negative effort to be much much meaner than I normally am. clara always gave me crazy vibes so.. maybe the answer is to just shut up
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why is lumi so emotionally exhausted today? is she okay or is it really just the tired? I know she gets this way when someone bullies her too hard. I'm pretty sure at this point she knows we would never hurt her and the only thing that we are never playful about is her opsec. well whatever it is, she better take her vitamins
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>>109830206
yeah it wasnt a critical hit. the only one that sort of hits the criteria was that one that is often "cited" as a crit, but it was very much was the exact opposite. if you call her out for something real AND it hurts, she just gets sad, quiet, and tired.
she only ever really spergs out when midwit schizos THINK they pulled off a successful crit. she gets annoyed when people misunderstand her. she gets outright angry when people misunderstand things so utterly that they throw the exact opposite of a gotcha out of her and think it's a crit hit. she's smarter than she lets on.
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I know lumi correctly hates emotional cheating. it's not hard to suppress one's dick when you have zero interest in the former. but we all know she enjoys her time in the chair and has her porn stash.
does she get off to being cucked with her coworkers? its not normally my cup of tea but its not like its something to complain about
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>>109846161
what do you mean what? someone somewhere is probably sad about clara graduating. someone acting like a twat is probably actually sad.
when memory left, the usual aura of autistic subhuman cracked and there were some moments of humanity out there. I felt bad for them. so I feel bad today. cant bring myself to jusr shit on people for fun knowing that they might be having people feelings
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yeah they have. with my luck I'll shit down the throat of the one genuinely sad person itt but I'm pretty fucking sick of them too. we're better off and a certain special woman's lack of commentary sort of seals that grave
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still worried about those teeth but you only live once
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>>109843999
>does she get off to being cucked with her coworkers?
She enjoys getting cucked in general. She talked about how she would befriend someone, be good friends with them for months, and when someone new comes along, would sit in the chair and watch as her new friend is taken away from her.
Humorous as it is, she’s also willing to get cucked away from her own brother with her own hands.
And let’s not get started with her dad.
She’s just a natural cuckquean.
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>>109848417
you arent wrong tho eurobro, she is a friendcuck. just not sure what you meant about the family stuff. sister daughter wife fucking is always fun with those little titties but I'm pretty sure that isnt applicable here
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I think he's talking about Lumi trying to set up her brother with the other girls in phase connect when generally, most older siblings, would be furious if their friends tried hitting on their younger siblings
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oh. well she was tho wasnt she? I csnt remember who it was, and she recovered from it in under half a second, but one of the asian girls sounded actually interested when lumi was showing him off and tardwife looked like she was going to vomit. her model is too good sometimes. It was really cute. I wanted to pinch her
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She just wanted to brag about her little brother that she helped raise to her coworkers. That part is standard. Some sort of subtle pining was to be expected but that moment just made her remember who these people are and that her brother needs to stay away.
Lumi did nothing wrong.
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I was surprised it took her that long to remember where she was. that's why it was so cute. wholesome 'yay I raised a good kid energy' suddenly kersmacked with 'oh shit these girls will rape my little brother and wouldnt even blink' terror.
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Idk, do they even talk to each other that much? Like really talk.
Girls kinda short circuit around a certain calibre of man, but I do wonder if she thinks they're evil women that would manipulate him, or desperate losers that might do desperate things to keep him around.
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my wife, Kaneko Lumi, is late to stream :(
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Lumi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>109860073
the offer is appreciated, but deliberately bullying another myopic twat wont make me feel less shitty about so quickly and publically pushing another one to expound upon what they were so recently willing to share. I'll just limit further attempts at eroding the barrier between what's happening inside her head and the rest of the world to less invasive means going forward.
youre a good friend to her. she appreciates it and the transitive property applies.
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Why didn't Princess Lum Lum call in to say farewell to Clara during her graduation stream?
I thought she was instrumental in getting her in the company and they were good friends backstage?
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I think we have arrived at the point where it is no longer possible for lumi to have meaningful interactions while she is at work. it's either too disruptive or requires too much nuance. or both.
it's a recipe for her getting flustered, there being too much scruitny to hold her hand, work getting disrupted anyways, her contextually interpreting curisoity as betrayal, and get hurt. all the while a counterparty, that now struggles to remain idle whenever she's sad, gets stuck in the fucked up position of knowing they are the cause in fact of her distress, yet forced to remain inactive lest peanut gallery autists turn hand holding into the proximate cause of something much worse.
that's the type of shit that ruins everyone's day.
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Shes some brown/yellow skank.
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she doesnt like coalburners, but then again, who the fuck does.
I'm more interested in how possesive she is. we know she "appreciates" girls via her legendary porn stash and always winds up in the chair. at the same time she's possessive as hell (more than fair, that's literally why we have rings).
everyone has their redlines but also everyone enjoys bants. I know I'm golden so long as the "when in doubt, assume we're on the same team" rule. but us men are simple creatures. women get upset over more than just not assuming loyalty. I wonder where her lines are.
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It fits
>the inherent domination, conquering element in raceplay
>the voyeurism, cuckquean streak
>display of male power over another
I think she'd be into it, but the logistics and involving another person isn't realistic.
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yeah that's what I figured. fun to joke about without any butt hurt but it's not like anyone would ever want to trivilize something over a quick lay. plus, I dont know how someone could be into lumi and do shit to undermine her confidence. sometimes women make silly assumptions but sex stuff is per se a valid concern for anyone to have
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why wouldnt she get jealous? I'd feel really weird about it. I get how it's hot as fuck. it's just I'd feel like I was tearing out part of someone's heart if I did that. it would be one of the worst things imaginable. women are different in mindset but I feel like even joking about would be a dick move
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wow
so lumi is a zionist jew, confirmed. this particular rrat actually ended up being true
i dont think lumi is dumb enough to be a retarded american goycattle, who believes iran being toppled is somehow a victory for america.
but it IS a victory for *ben shapiro's* america, and israel of course.
therefore, lumi is a zionist jew, the only group who stands to benefit from yet another middle eastern conflict
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it was probably a strategy sunday thing. the games need more focus and brainpower than usual. chat gets more conservative when she cant read every comment. conbine that with how she is actually asking for help, and I think chatters dont want to be remembered as the dude sliding relevant information with random comments.
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she's a lot more careful than people give her credit for. smarter too. by a wide margin.
>>109885718
she made a joke you autist go back
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I think it will unironically bother her for the rest of her life if she doesnt finish me3. sounds silly maybe but there's no accounting for taste. I just hope she is selfish this year so she isnt too overworkd to remember it fondly. an album, her concert, and happy streams would be a solid fucking year. but I dont know the full picture and defer to her judgement
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I tell myself that the main reason I watch is because I just enjoy lumi (true), that putting up with one another's fixations is psrt of life (true), and that it is a brilliant plan to filter whores and other undesirable elements (probably false). that trifecta is pretty sturdy.
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https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho
this song is a very happy one until the end. happiness finally laid out before her but she disassociates and is forcibly withdrawn. for all her willingness to enjoy her fetish list (which, dont get me wrong, is a fucking amazing list) I don't think she's gotten over the traumatic events. she managed to push down the physical triggers by making them into a sex thing, but now that the same emotions are playing out inside her mind, the stress comes back.
it isn't a small thing. in some ways she's gotten more balanced, but over the years her world has gotten smaller and smaller. she goes out less. she sees fewer and fewer people. her endocrine system is deteriorating under the physical stress of hypervigilance. at this rate, it isnt a question of if, but when, will she crash and be unable to pull herself back up.
I just want her to be happy, but fuck man. I worry about her. I know this seems silly because it isn't your normal boathouse. just try to believe me. the urgency isn't born of carnal urges. it isn't because muh hag and having kids. it's because every stumble is harder for her to recover from and one day, it wont matter who is there to catch her, that will be it.
the woman who has brought music and color into so many people's lives might find hers ending in a grey still silence. try to think of how to help her instead of how to troll.
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typing in lumi chat be like
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>>109911480
it's lemon. seething mainlanders always find a way to midwit themselves into some sort of drama. the paragraphs of schizo babble are expected to be churned out every thread, so best not to change the pattern.
this is autism management 101. you dont know what the melty will look like, but when they always find something to meltdown over, make sure you didnt slightly modify their environment
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real talk tho. the constant schizo posting has sort of lost it's zest. there's no creativity to it anymore. its a sit down and type out your stream of consciousness then wake up and read it the next day for laughs thread. apparently we're reduced to leave britney alone posting. plus, its honestly it's sort of an embaressing larp without the enigma to it.
frankly, I imagine it would be embaressing for lumi to have a split that is just page 10 bumps or for it to get taken over by squatters etc. unless there is a compelling reason not to, maybe it's time to let it die.
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Lumi is yapping about life.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi