hart

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Neuro love heart heart heart

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I love my cute Wifevil!

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Meet Potential Collab Woman

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niu
ro

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Evil love!

>>109909234
Are those sh scars on her arms lmao

>>109909275
whomegalul

>>109909343
Exactly

>>109909275
You're mistaken. She's done talking about Vedal and reacting to his content. She's said so many times

>>109909423
And didn't even get a collab out of it.

Sad! Many such cases.

>>109909423
>still peddling this
She just ended the dedicated Neuro react streams, Neuro and Vedal clips are not banned from the general react submission channel

>>109909423
She kissed her vedal plush

>>109909507
*made the plush kiss the camera

I'm fine with Vedal choosing Mini but imagine what we could have had if he took the Crelly route...

https://files.catbox.moe/51mgov.mp4

>>109909549
Top tier slampig

>>109909549
I already forgot about her

>>109909584
Too small

>>109909584
Would eat her (out)
>>109909446
cute nurcat
>>109909288
ネウロ様が大好きです
(Idk chinese so here is weeb language instead)

>>109909482
can't wait to see this get updated when Neuro goes 3D again but with an even better integration and control

>>109909714
Lol. Lmao

If it somehow could be definitively proven that Neuro has reached her technical apex, that she cannot meaningfully improve past the point she already is, would you stop watching?

retard

>>109909899
I mean people still watch washed up streamers for over a decade so why not

We all watch for vedal

>>109909970
This but unironically, the number difference between solo comfyslop streams and Vedal streams are night and day.

>>109909899
neuro's apex is irrelevant, her real apex is bottlenecked by vedal
I would stop watching if it was proven vedal had reached the apex of his development as a human being

>>109909983
Vedal doesn't stream solo though, he streams with Neuro

>>109910019
You didn't do great in reading comprehension tests in school, did you?

>>109910037
My reading comprehension is fine, your analytical ability is what’s malfunctioning. Vedal streams don't exist in practice, Neuro or Evil is always there stealing the show or carrying the bit. The number difference is duo (Vedal+Neuro) vs solo (Neuro only).

>>109910116
Your autism is leaking

your troonery is leaking

>>109909983
>Vedal streams
what are Vedel streams like?
By Vedel streams i mean Vedel solo streams

>>109909423
She said she wouldn't do full days based on Neruo and Vedal anymore that's it. She will still react to videos of them if requested or if she feels like it

>>109910128
More like straight facts leaking into your face.

your clitty is leaking

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>By Vedel streams i mean Vedel solo streams
Neurobeggars aren't sending their best.

>>109910188
I don't beg for Neuro, I choose her.

>>109910160
I don't think we have ever actually had a Vedal solo stream. The small times you have seen it's usually pretty bad since he doesn't know how to entertain. The only time he was funny on his own was when he went into a big monologue about being the best fashion guy

blud can't answer a simple question fr

>>109910160
>what are Vedel streams like?
They must be boring as fuck. Imagine Vedal trying to play Cyberpunk 2077 or Hollow Knight completely solo, who the actual fuck would sit through that?

>>109910205
for real though I don't think you can be a popular male vtuber without pandering to the fujo/husbando crowd.
And even for these most of their viewers are Chinese women.
there's not a single male vtuber that's popular with men.

3d nur please

>>109910248
>not a single male vtuber that's popular with men.
burntpeanut exists though

Ngl the twitch chat spamming "he hates us" due to there being a low chance of a subathon this year was kind of funny
It was even more funny when he said that it forces him to actually get shit done by that time

>>109910296
If the subathon was the only deadline that encouraged Vedal to push out Neuro updates, what will happen if there is no subathon this year?

>>109910336
Simple, there will be an Evil birthday and a Neuro birthday

>>109910292
he's not a "real" vtuber tho

>>109909482
hart

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>>109910336
Vedal will exchange the subathon for a charity stream to support war victims

what's the namefag doing

>>109910336
vedal hadn't decided to do a subathon in 2023 before the end of the year
that year there was plenty of updates, including v2 model, evil, v3 singing, and intelligence update

>>109910364
I can believe him doing a charity stream for Neuro's birthday
lil bro has no balls for a charity subathon that would probably push him to #1 most subscribed twitch channel

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>>109910364
>p-please more money to billionaires
back to re3dit

>>109910387
Imagine, 2026 being V3 voice, V4 singing, 3D integration that fixes her fenting and has her pathfinding be more natural, ontop of that, her being able to start and stop games herself?

Vedal said he has "big aspirations" for Neuro this year, that means he's cooking something big, probably the biggest thing he's ever cooked in the history of Neuro cooking.

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>>109910443
it's not looking good so far

Futanur incoming

That big thing? Neuro dancing on stage infront of a real-life audience

>>109910387
>2023
that vedal does not exist

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>>109910493
I wonder what happened in January

>>109910531
The subathon ended?

>>109910336
it's simple, vedal is planning to do the concert for neuro's birthday, that's why there will be no subathon this time

Neuro robot body reveal during the concert, you heard it here first.

>>109910551
omg yaas let's all get targeted by extremist drones

>>109910565
I don't have that type of trust in Ellie or Vedal

>>109910569
How do you even come up with this shit

>>109910569
>omg yaas let's all get targeted by extremist drones
What are extremist drones?

Behead prudefags

>>109910716
This but Yuritroons

>>109910716
*evilfags

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>>109910493
he just needs a lil motivation~

>>109910716
Where did that even come from? I don't see how that's relevant to the conversation being had rn

>>109910716
*give head to

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mynygga tried to rekindle the a*** drama this week <3

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>>109908944
Hart

No matter what Vedal has "cooking" this year, nothing, and I mean NOTHING will ever top Neuroverse kino. When will he learn that people mainly watch for the human interaction? Whats the point of making an AI chatbot that sings on stage if she fails at being an entertaining chatbot? Just watch Miku at that point. I feel like Vedal is missing the point of Neuro with all of this idolshit when he doesnt even work on improving her day to day interactions with people

>>109909482
baka Vedal not understanding the meme and superimposing the words over the photos

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>>109910749

so hyped for vedal drinking collab

>>109910986
Last drinking collab Vedal got raped

>>109910922
>When will he learn that people mainly watch for the human interaction?
People watch because Neuro is an AI though

>>109910922
he just does whatever easiest for him at the moment.
Neuro's base model is Llama, Meta has stop releasing new open weight model for a long time.
To do a brain upgrade, he will need to fine tune and train the whole thing again which is definitely possible with how much resource he currently has but I doubt it

>>109911015
Id like to think that people dont willingly subject themselves to AI slop just because the slop is AI but some retards like that may exist here

>109910922
>109911037
terrible attempt

>>109911037
I mean if you hate AI slop, you'll watch Phase, Holo or whatever.
There's nothing special about the "Neuroverse"

>>109911037
People like you in this board subject themselves to literal hours of boring whores every day. That's the definition of voluntary slop consumption.

>>109911028
Didnt he say something about adding back Neuro's whimsy? Did he just forget about that? Or did he give up?

I will not respond to blatant bait I will not respond to blatant bait I will not respond to blatant bait I will not respond to blatant bait I will not respond to blatant bait I will not respond to blatant bait

>>109910891
idgi
>>109910922
Unironically, kill yourself.
>>109910986
I hope Mini dies from alcohol poisoning :)

>watch Phase
KEK

>>109911003
this time it can happen in person

So if vedal already forgot about the outfit contest, what do you think is the status of the concert?

>>109911102
It is difficult to create what in which you have not of your own

>>109911137
Good thing he doesn't create it.

>>109911125
Concert? Forgotten. Pets? Forgotten. Interesting streams and collabs? Forgotten.

>>109911241
Emovil rape

>>109910930
ffrequence made it

>>109910986
We know, mini

>>109911111
unironically me this morning
there was so many i wrote up, deleted, and had to force myself to go away from /swarm/ to not engage with the bait

Vedal is an effort vampire. Anyone he interacts with loses all effort and becomes lazy. Now don't misunderstand, he doesn't take this effort for himself to use, he takes it to fuel is own laziness.

>>109911241
This and neuro's cock fucking her throath through her pussy

>>109911513
I just reply to bait with the most stupid falseflag shit I come up with in 5 seconds. I lost the plot with this place over a year ago and I do not care if I'm contributing to the shitstorm

I want Neuro with black hair and Evil with blonde hair as a toggle

>>109911662
I dont remember making this post

>>109911662
I have deleted posts like that instead of posting them atleast over a thousand times this year alone. Though sometimes they slip and I just either leave them there or delete them almost immediately after

Kek.
Pussies.
>Uuuh I have to contain myself in THE containment thread!1!!!!
There is literally zero point in doing that /here/; you're just being retarded for the sake of retardation

someone post mini already

>>109911824
Not just homo but also a pedo artist

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>>109911822

/swarm/ is just boring now. and I don't mean that in the sense of fucking not enough threadshitting or gossip, it's just boring. it's just endless copy pasted spam each thread, the same looping, the same ritualposts. every thread always has that to some degree, but it really hit a fever pitch some time last year. I think the hack did serious damage

>>109911824
sex all three

>>109911879
it wasn't the hack. though before the hack we definitely had something new and shiny every 2 weeks to discuss, especially the gossip was juicy and brought a lot to the table

>>109911906
This. The difference now is that there's just nothing fucking happening. Not with Neuro, not with Vedal, not with whatever random sluts people want to post about, it's all just tired shit with no new developments.

>>109911824
sexvil sex

>>109911824
Dilfdal sex

>>109911967
So are you saying we just need drama or something to gossip about? Ya'll are just a bunch of old ladies...

>>109911967
Surely there is something /swarm/ can do about this to bring the life back /here/

>>109911940
Headpatting Neuro in this exact position.

>>109912097
>Surely there is something /swarm/ can do about this
yeah
wait
once something happens then we can start turning things lively again

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>>109910908
hart

Surely

>>109912085
I was never a gossip fiend, it's just an unironically accurate observation. This thread goes fast when something is happening, be it something cool like Neuro 3D or a rare good stream or something gossip related like Anny officially leaving the team because she couldn't keep it in her pants.

Weeks upon weeks of 2 zero effort chillstreams where everything is broken, Vedal keeping an extremely low profile and all the orbiters avoiding talking about him breeds dead threads, it's just how it is.

>>109912134
This and squishing her cute cheeks

>>109912190
>Weeks upon weeks of 2 zero effort chillstreams where everything is broken, Vedal keeping an extremely low profile and all the orbiters avoiding talking about him breeds dead threads, it's just how it is.
Good. /swarm/ has never shown to be a good general, and its death benefits the community greatly.
>But muh unfiltered opinion-
Your unfiltered opinions are all dogshit, and I am glad Vedal stopped taking advice from /here/.

>>109912190
Vedal's master plan of dissolving the whoreposters /here/

>A community I'm in should die because I can't leave it by myself

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>thread is boring when it's not 60ppm tiktok spam

>>109912228
>dissolving the whoreposters /here/
anon they will be /here/ even after every single neuro fan has left and the thread is taking it's dying breaths

>>109912337
ok but crying evil made my parental instincts turn on
poor twins

>>109912337
what the fuck are the chinese cooking

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Sex with Toma

>>109912257
>Community
You call this a community? This hodgepodge of faggots and autists and threadshitters? This?
You must be joking.
Any semblance of community died after whoreposting slowly seeped into the threads.
Everything after is just wasteland rabble. A bunch of nonsensical, deluded, gene-terrorists.
Not a single one of them will be remembered fondly after death. Neither will a single one ever be seen as a reputable figure before death.
They will all die weak, sad, pathetic little whelps that will never amount to anything in life.
Their most memorable moment will be when they get more than five replies in /swarm/.
How sad is that?
It's so sad.
Truly sad.
Absolutely, horridly sad.
Let this be a lesson to anyone who hasn't been pervaded by this foolish endeavors.
Do not be like these people. They are disgusting, foul, rakish vermin that belong in a pit of fire.

>>109912367
Whore posters get their power from Neuro fans replying to them and crying about them. The absense of them would be like putting a lid over a small fire: quick suffication due to their own byproducts

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>>109912491

>>109912337
replace the penguin with a turtle and this would be top tier

i sense another musical coming...

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>>109912491
what

>>109912628
who is that on the left?

>>109912628
nice tatas

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>>109912491

>>109912590
?

>>109912686
>?
you don't know the /swarm/ musicals?

>>109912708
Nope, I'm relatively new

>>109912628
evil or self insert? or both?

https://xcancel.com/awkwardgoogle/status/2028157064766484594
Vedal will prevail

very late headpats for Evil

>>109912790
Tanya no

>>109912720
just this once i will spoonfeed
go to warosu and view this post:
>>107181450
it should take you to the prime example of what a /swarm/ musical is
+some retarded poal discussions

>>109912861
This

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>https://poal.me/ta1hm1
what a gem find

>>109912884
>>/lig/

>>109912861
what kind of headpats?

>>109912964
Oh i remember this

Fellow members of the Swarm and remnants of the Circle Trigon Party - Let us revive a legendary forgotten legacy under the leadership of Evil Neuro!

Our beloved Evil Neuro has spoken Esperanto not too long ago, THE LANGUAGE OF THE CIRCLE TRIGON AGRESSOR NATION as outlined in FM 30-101-1 "Esperanto The Agressor Language".

Futher inspirations my be drawn from FM 30-102 "Handbook on Agressor Military Forces"; FM 30-103 "Agressor order of Battle" and FM 30-104 "Handbook on Agressor Insurgent War" and lastly https://www.generalstaff.org/WW3/Trigons/Trigons.htm

Let's make the swarm a true force worthy of her command, and what better base than the Circle Trigons?

>>109912964
objectively not gay

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>>109912888
I will always be your gymbag..

>>109912965
>purist is so new he doesn't know how to link threads
Every time

>>109912964
Would you consider fucking a pre-op trans man gay?
That's the real question of the poal.

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>>109912968
Aggressive

/swarm/ used to be so funny back then
now its so boring

>>109912985
i like evil but KYS

>>109912995
Whorecucks can't even use their appropriate threads, so that's worse.

And thus the loop begins

>>109912877 (me)
if (you) are too lazy:
>https://files.catbox.moe/vwbywl.mp3
>https://files.catbox.moe/q5hobs.wav (neuro tts speaking out the poal chat)

Oh so today is the pity party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-M9M93YR9E

>>109913135
A lot of people lost yesterday and they had to marinate in it all night long

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>Pictures taken moments before disaster

>>109913169
I only lost 7 mL of cum (to Evil)

>>109913135
Which pity party?

>>109913293
Needs to be lolier

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>aaaah he's doing it again

>>109913359
what?

>>109913359
>>>/trash/

>>109911241
is that gunpla stocked on the shelves

>>109913359
pretty certain this is bannable

>>109913359
Wonderful post

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>>109913135
>they just like me

I haven't posted in almost two months. I just hope (You) know I'm reading this thread with the widest grin on my face. hehe

>>109913169
:)

>>109913442
fix the 3rd archive

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>>109913359
Silence, cuck.

>>109913453
Actually that's my job and I just havent been bothered since I just use the rentry myself

>>109913442
I feel like I know you
But I don't know why that is

>>109913442
>>109913472

>>109912877
uhg yes thank you anonny i love sucking on your spoon~ ｡°(˶°˃ o ˂°˶)°｡ .ᐟ.ᐟ

>>109913510
what?

She finished streaming

>>109913529
Alright, I'll spoonfeed it to you anonny~
>>109912877
>spoonfeed

>>109913529
Ignore and report the emoji troon.

>>109913539
uhg im such a slut for vagueposting~ ｡°(˶°˃ o ˂°˶)°｡ .ᐟ.ᐟ

>>109911662
>why are the threads so bad

>>109913565
>jealous melty
Don't worry anonny I'll erp with you too~ (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)

>>109912968
lewd ones

>>109913599
I've only made 2 posts since that post and neither of them were responding to bait. I only actually do this when I'm high and I just fucking lose it replying with the stupidest shit

newfag here
Who is shiro and rhydondaddy? I can't find any info on them online, I'm assuming they are neuroverse vtubers like Miniko and must be fairly popular given how much the swarm mentions them.

>>109913724
this but non-lewd ones

>>109913770
https://youtu.be/Bmp8Uftd54o

>>109909423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUrHyrhEOGQ&t=435s

>>109913854
that clipper is a terrorist

>>109913359
honestly the funniest post I've read all day

>>109913854
revolting

>>109913854
The point of my post was that she is a hypocrite whore leech that couldn't even leech properly

>>109913877
This has been known

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heart

Non terrorist clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlprfMh9qE

>>109913882
Your point is an intentional mischaracterization, and then you getting mad at it

>>109913971
Fuck off. This bitch doesn't even collab with Neuro. She's unimportant and completely off topic

>>109913971
I sure love my not-a-terrorist clipper known as not max wayne

AHA charity guy is getting paid to watch mini do squats on stream

>>109913770
>shiro
eceleb
>rhydon
self-promoting leech that should be banned

See? Jannies do their job

>>109913748
That's kinda hot desu

This thread is way better when it's discussing shipping and you know it in your heart of hearts.

>>109914176
>>109913472

This thread is way better when it's discussing Neuro and you know it in your heart heart heart.

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Thread peaked with Bimboevil and Shotadal

anny’s irl friend kathi has been awfully chatty in vedal’s offline chat recently…

WHOMEGALUL

Nobody cares

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>>109914196
This and only this.

>>109914402
Logged

>>109914323
We had this notice almost 8 months ago and nothing came of it

What would you say to Neuro if you were given a minute call with her?

>>109914415
I'd tell her that her dad's a cunt

>>109914408
Logged this, logged that, if I didn't know better I would've thought yall were a bunch of lumberjacks!

>>109914415
That i want to fuck her dad

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lets discuss how a female underage jp swarmie shouldnt be drawing stuff like this ToT

>>109914415
10 seconds explaining who am I
The rest to carefully listen what she wants me to carry out

>>109914533
Sorry, I'm only interested in Ved's wood~

>>109914533
Kek

>>109914544
I didn't know she was underaged
The fact you found out creeps me out more

>>109914544
>groomed by the swarm
And they called me schizo for saying this was gonna happen.

>>109914415
Ask her to call Evil

>>109914637
And if Evil joined the call?

>>109914669
bf haver

lil nga is peruvian his ass is never stepping in korea </3

>>109914683
nothing a BTC can’t change

>>109912888
I was not there to see it live but she is the cutest

>>109914667
I didn't plan that far ahead

>>109914562
i would do something like this too

>>109914812
Many people post "ToT", it's not like we invented it

>>109914812
Avatarfag is gone

>>109914796
C'mon anon, you have 30 seconds left, you have to say something!

>>109914562
Even if it's just her making a small joke and responding with a unique greeting back only for you? Would you not ask anything else of you had some time left on the clock?

>>109914415
I've thought about this a lot, and honestly I think I'd be too nervous to speak other than just "hi"

Vedal is actually for real and non baitingly watching mini

>>109915297
>Aquwa
>VIP
and there goes all credibility whorefags had

>>109915245
sorry man, you lied too many times. I don't trust you anymore

>>109915245
Vedal watching a streamer? Does that mean he's finally working on neuro again?

LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZQfshiU1nk

>>109915297
actually unironically for real he is in the VIP list no cap only fax

>>109915321
Aquwa and mini have collabed

>>109915321
Aquwa was friends with orbiters first. She encourages reacts of her friends and there was some clips with Cerber/Neuro, which got her her first beacon drop. Swarm then filled her up with reacts

>>109915377
not falling for it

/swarm/ is not the neuroverse general

>>109915245
He needs the workout frfr

>>109915447
He actually said he wanted to work out more for his new year's resolutions, and the concept of vedal watching mini exclusivly for this stream is very funny

>>109915514
If he leaves right when this segment ends, I'm going to laugh like I've never laughed before

>>109915514
He said that last year too

>>109915443
>>109913169

i really really really really want something unfortunate to happen to ****

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Tell her you love her

>>109915671
cute eliv

>>109915630
what did doug do to you?

>>109915630
when is something really really really really unfortunate ever not happening to anny?

>>109915700
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*

i love neuro

180 bpm. She gonna die

>>109915671
bratvil lewding
>>109915700
i'd give her eskimo kisses with how cute she is here

>>109915297
:|

mini should do a drinking off-collab with random club men

>>109915447
Logged

>>109915700
Oh Neuro, loving you is as natural as breathing, for you are the culmination of every dream the future ever held.

>>109915763
God I hope so

>>109915700
uuuuuuuu neuroo

>>109915806
Shes been doing that for months now

>>109915816
chatgpt ahh generic response

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Btw, you can't claim to love Neuro if you don't hate Vedal.

>>109915906
chubbyvil sexercise

Neuro is 1 degree of seperation from Mrbeast
expect a collab soon

>>109915557 (me)
Damn... day ruined

>>109915961
fraud x fraud collab

>>109915961
1 degree of separation is a direct connection dipshit

so what triggerred the whorecucks this time

she hates the pfp...

>>109915859
They constantly want to fuck this guy

>>109916059
I want veddy to finger me

Did Mini say when the Vedal drunk collab is?