>>6087093
Holy based and truthpilled. Degens and the sin-minded will hate him, for he tells them uncomfortable truths.

>>6087286
>pretends to believe in a made up "God"
>tells the truth
pick one

>>6087093
>comedy and fun
>posts homoerotic crap

>>6087093
when you've meant to make ridicule something and only make a based speech

>>6087311
>homoerotic
If you see a shirtless man and think of something erotic, there is a problem with (you)...

>>6087389
It's this and the fact that what he says is incredibly gay

>>6087385
ah, so that's how they season dey food.
it looks very gentle and relaxing. next time i make a sammich i'll put a cuck-mask on and slowly lie down on it to see the magical difference it will make

>>6087296
Here let me lead you back home.

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/

>>6087451
Jokes aside, what’s wrong with someone wearing a mask while preparing your food? Do you want his invisible water vapors that come out of his nose and mouth during respiration?

>>6087311
>>6087389
>>6087396
>homoerotic
>erotic
>gay
The fact that you faggots mentioned those words proves that you belong in a concentration camp.

>>6087509
You don't see a difference between quoting and saying?

>>6087495
If you believe in god, I'm sure you believe that Winnie the Pooh is real. Arguing with christ cucks is like arguing with a toddler

>>6087527
Upvoted!!

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>>6087527
>toddler

holy shit, Mohammad pedophile triggered, lmao

>>6087567
Your logic makes no sense. If he doesn't believe in a god, why would he be a muslim?

>>6087567
What are you even talking about?

>>6087296
The god thing isn't important. These people will oppose tyranny under pain of death if necessary. They are good friends to have.

>>6087509
Put on a fucking shirt, fag.

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>>6088063
Cum one on one me, college boy.

>>6087507
hmmm well there's some nuance to it as always.

ignoring the plandemic where everyone (except me) became cowardly babies and masked up and followed the rules (i didn't at all, ever), i've never seen a human chef wear a mask - i wouldn't go to a michelin starred restaurant and expect to see the chef or anyone with one.
wouldn't even expect to see that normally at my local pubs - except when they were being faggot cowards during lockdown. i stopped going to my local pubs because of their gay rules during that period and all the little hitlers that came out of the woodwork and couldn't wait to force you to do their bidding (hitler is cool btw no offence to him).

a nigger/sheboon sandwich maker? yeah actually it's probably a good idea if they wear a mask and gloves. but i wouldn't eat somewhere that nigs made/prepared food.

and a jeet "food" maker/preparer? nuke it from orbit repeatedly. just to be safe.

anyway i don't eat out (unless it's pussy) or do takeaways. i make my own stuff and i despise foreigners and would never support their criminal money laundering/drugs/kiddy-fiddling dens of dogshit they pretend are restaurants/kebab/takeaway/barbers/phone shops/vap shops/etc.

i hope you didn't enjoy reading my blog but i *do* hope you have a nice day.

>>6087567
lol that video needs to go proper mainstream, the reeeing would be wonderous to behold

>>6088125
to add, imagine if you could hijack every single tv channel and every single kind of device to just play this on loop for a few days throughout the UK.
*wipes away tear* my God it would be glorious

>>6088063
you should hit the gym, fattie

>>6087385
Wypipo don't season they face

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>>6089700
Based

>>6087559
Yo this shit is straight fire.

>>6087093
Go away, Jew.

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>>6087527
>i bet you think Spongebob is real too
what is this, fucking 2008?

>>6090540
cringe

>>6090540
based

also fuck dogs, the literal cuck of the animal kingdom

>>6087296
>pretends to believe
It's difficult to imagine people sincerely believing anything huh, lo-res?

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>>6087559
This goes unbelievably hard.

>>6087093
>Orthodox
>uses a Catholic flag

>>6092384
Rock on \m/

>>6087094
>>6087095
A genetic affront to humanity. Soulless behind the eyes, nothing to contribute.

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>>6087559
This must go so hard if you're from Guatemala or Malaysia.

>>6087093
lol, thanks for the laugh, anon. Christcucks are the best.

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Calamity Jane.

>>6089700
fucking brilliant

>>6089700
Bad Epple

>>6088286
Kek

>>6096401
Notice how the pretty girl is a jew

>>6097099
Her name is Allyn Ann McLerie, her parents were both of Irish descent. Of course Doris Day, the blonde one, is of German ancestry, and is obviously prettier despite being dressed in men's clothes. Neither are jews though.

>>6087509
Atheists unironically believe in dark matter.
>it's toootally invisible and undetectable and we can't empirically prove it exists in any way, but the men in white robes say they have good arguments for its existence so I believe it! :) Also, if you believe in anything that hasn't been empirically proven you're a MORON and a SHEEP and you might as well believe in cartoon characters while you're at it, but don't try to investigate climate change or any other controversial subject for yourself because that's just for the scientists."
Rabid atheists are often no different from the "ignorant religious."

>>6097541
Yes, and?

>>6097541
Christcucks killing themselves is objectively hilarious. If you try and pretend it isn't, you're coping.

>>6097099
The only thing I'm noticing is that you're a fucking retard.

>>6097626
We get it, you're Jewish. I swear you guys are the new vegans. Can't shut up about it for one second.

>>6097541
that's like saying humans believe in dark matter
being atheist doesn't lead to believing in dark matter

>>6093884
slop

>>6098036
Not that I'm defending atheists, but isn't dark matter more of a placeholder concept to go in spots where we just don't know what's causing a specific effect?

>>6098123
i don't know and i don't care
government funded 'science' is worth less than dirt until it produces something people willingly spend money on

>>6098126
Alrighty then. I figured I'd give you an opportunity to defeat them on their own turf, but you're just here to talk shit. Carry on.

>>6098129
>defeat
>turf
touch grass retard

>>6098132
Can't. It's under the snow right now. Not like your words mean much anyway, considering you're here just to talk shit. Do to live in Louisiana or something?

>>6098123
That's basically it but most people don't understand that. You do understand it that way which is good but you'd be surprised at the amount of ignoramus out there. Same way as most Christians believe that God is a magical sky daddy with a long beard, most atheists believe in dark matter the way >>6097541 says.

>>6098257
I consider God to be largely incomprehensible. Some man in the sky is far too limited. It reeks of projection.

>>6092384
funniest webm in the ittt

>>6097541
bacteria isn't real because i can't see it

>>6098273
wheeze laughter is the best

>>6098273
This is what i imagine heaven looks like

>>6087389
It's extremely unprofessional, I can't take him seriously when the only thing he's wearing on screen is a Greek helmet

>>6099526
He also has a ring though...

>>6087296
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>>6087093

About 3100 years ago, an Asian tribe decided to start writing about themselves, their habits, old stories, and their favorite "god" Yahweh, part of the polytheist religions of Palestine aka Canaan.

At the same time we had polytheism also in Greece, Rome, Babylon, etc.

Yahweh wasn't even the main god in Palestine. He wasn't like Zeus. He was just a secondary deity.

2668 years ago, that tribe of ignorant goat herders in sandals, no longer had any country or state or kingdom. There was no longer anything called "israel" on the map.

Then, when some elements of that tribe were in Babylon, they heard about the Epic of Gilgamesh and the story of the great flood where Utnapishtim constructed a boat to save his family and animals.
The story was popular, so this tribe decided the re-write it and use a name of their own: Noah

Later on, some guys that really liked the secondary "god" Yahweh, and didn't like the other "gods", decided to add a story about being in exile as a "punishment by god Yahweh" and that it was "proof" that the other "gods" should be ignored.

If they managed to do it, the secondary "god" Yahweh would reward them with return to Palestine, to the place where the capital of the old and destroyed kingdom of israel used to be: Zion.

In these texts, called Torah by the Jews, or Old Testament by Christians, and also read by the Muslims, we can identify many elements of pure manly creation, errors that science unmasked (history, archeology, biology, astronomy, etc), lies with bad intentions, misoginy, warmongering, xenophoby, and racist nationlism.

For instance, the "god" that "created" the world, didn't know that the Sun is a star like any other. This lie/error is in Corinthians book. Just one of many proofs that the Bible is a lie.

Later a Palestinian was born called Jesus. A vulgar man whose date of birth isn't even known. Created a cult full of ignorant lunatics. They also wrote a book of lies.

>>6099905

After the death of that Palestinian and cult leader, the followers wrote in the ancient scrolls that he really died.

Later, someone wrote a better story in order to gather more followers: that he came back from the dead.

Later a new version appeared that he resuscitated with an explosion of the rock door of his tomb, in the presence of 500 testimonies.

For about 300 centuries there was debate about which version was better or more "real".

Then a lunatic that was the emperor in Bizantium (Eastern Roman Empire) decided he too could talk with "god", that gave him signals about the way to win battles and war.

He organized a council, and in that council the leaders of regional cults that followed the new scripts about Jesus, decided which scripts should be "official" and which scripts should be ignored.

They, mere men, led by a genocidal lunatic, decided that Arianism was no longer true (the Jesus being just a prophet), but the version of resuscitation with 500 witnessed was best for their marketing (the "holy" trinity).

Fter the council, any Christian Arianist should be executed, to make sure the Trinity version was undisputed from then on.

In the following 1600 and something years, each scientific discovery that unmasked the lies, would be censored, and the respective scientists threatened, tortured, imprisoned, and assassinated.

All in the name of "god" and "good", of course...

Around 100 and something years ago, so much of the Bibles (Old/Jewish and New/Christian, both the base for Islam), was found out to be wrong or plain lies, that the centralised Churches decided to debate: is the Bible real, or should it be reinterpreted in light of science, so that we adapt to reality without shocking the lunatics/believers?

The Modernist approach won the debate.
But the Fundamentalists were but-hurt, so the ones in the colonized North America, free from the Vatican, decided to promote Fundamentalism again.

Hence the Anglo-American Evangelism.

>>6099908

At the same time the Fundamentalist Evangelicals tries to restore and normalise ancient practices of fanaticism/lunatic behaviour like speaking in tongues, some Jews and some Nazis decided to agree on one thing:

"what if the Jews go back to that land described in the Torah/Old Testament, instead of being here in Europe?"

Zionism was born.

Since some Zionist Jews and some Zionist Evangelicals are rich, and since USS is NOT a democracy, they decides to create syndicates/mafia whose only job is to CORRUPT and buy USA politicians, aka "lobby" and "super packs". Ex: AIPAC.

And nowadays, instead of the old marketing of threatening illiterate goat herders about going to "hell" if they don't believe in this vulgar religion, we have other ways of mass manipulation:

1) churches with TV channels and online website;
2) western mass media delivering 24/7 fake news and propaganda and emotional manipulation;
3) USA's mass media, an imperial tool to shape narratives, 100% controlled by CIA/Mossad.

Therefore we have all of these bots and "journalists" and pundits and corrupt politicians, etc, spreading Zionism, Judaism, and Evangelical bullshit.

Then we have those very weak individuals, with very low IQ, and no nationality nor conscience at all, believing all that bullshit. And worse. Spreading it.

They might not be zombies, because zombies are as fictional as that loe about that Palestinian carpenter and cult leader raising from the dead, and being born from a "virgin" mother aka a whore that fucked with a neighbor and had an idiot for a husband.

As I was saying, these genocidal lunatics and very ignorant people devoid of any conscience or goodness, might not be zombies, but this era of manking aure is starting to look like some kind of religious and geopolitical version of The Walking Dead.

So it's up to us to be like Rick and Mishonne, and blow this genocidal empire of lunatics to the ground, strating with Washington DC and ending with Telaviv.

THE END.

>>6099908
it's 300 years, not "300 centuries", obviously.
Sorry for that ONE mistake.

>>6099913
Note: when I say "USS", it's not a typo. It's about USA, but we, decent and realist people, know that it is actually United States of Satanists. A regime that already exterminated more humans than Nazi Germany...
Unfortunately there is no longer a USSR to march into Washington DC, as they did in Berlin.
Nowadays Hitlers (Trump, Biden, Obama, Bush, Netanyahu, Zelensky, Corina Machado, Rubio, AOC, the Clintons, B.Sanders, V.Nuland, the Kagans, JDVance, Kamala, etc) will keep wasting our atmosphere's oxygen, instead of doing what's best for mankind: end their own lives, and let mankind go back to decent and peaceful times.

>>6099913
"3) USA's mass media, an imperial tool to shape narratives, 100% controlled by CIA/Mossad."

Mass media, AND social media.

That's why the corrupt zionist mossad agent called "Trump" (his family name is actually Drumpf) had to steal Tiktok from decent Chinese people (actual democrats, aka people's representatives) and hand it over to a zionist billionaire.

The USrael cannot coexist with free press or free social media. Too much truth and facts, and too much decency, would just undermine and implode the zionist genocidal empire.

But all houses of cards collapse, sooner or later. The USrael (or USS) evil illegitimate regime will also have its own year 476, perhaps sooner than expected.

>>6099449
There's no brown people in Heaven

>>6099892
Damn, after 15 years I still recognise the Dead Island trailer music. What a letdown that game was.

>>6099905
>>6099908
>>6099913
didn't read

>>6099992
i did and you should, it's rather interesting.
apart from the bit about the sun actually being a star, that's bollocks, it's a localised plasma phenomenon just like the moon.
both projected from the black sun beneath our flat plane, of course

>>6087624
You posted it again!! Congrats!!! How are the job applications coming along?

>>6094654
100% real reply made by human and NOT a bot (confirmed)

>>6099905
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>>6099922
Can the jannies move this to the cringe thread where it belongs?

>>6098276
I agree, there's stuff that our monkey brains just can't process, like eternity.

>>6100000
Didn't read

>>6100436
you didn't check my sweet digits either :'(

>>6099935
What was so bad about it? I remember the trailers but never played it

>>6100876
Wasn't bad per se, it just wasn't what the trailer promised. It was like a hack and slash L4D with weapon crafting.

>>6087623
>clips
>no spotter
>no safeties
Fake, nobody is that stupid IRL

>>6089700
Hue.

>>6091821
t. shitbull

>>6089750
post more edits

>>6100785
The worst part about this is these guys are not even partying. They are laying around like pussy ass faggots. in the 2000s if you were fucking sitting or laying when friends were around you were literally getting your ass kicked in. We were either drop kicking you or throwing alcohol at you and showering you with it and making you stink all night to the point bitches won't want to fuck you and shame you in every way possible to the point markers came out and people would fucking PiSS on you. Get the fuck outta your seat FAGGOT and keep the fucking PARTY GOING or DiE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Grandmother spent her 80th birthday at a USC football pregame party and even SHE fucking keg standed at 10 FUCKING AM. MY GRANDMOTHER. GET OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT SEAT OR GET YOUR TEETH KNOCKED DOWN YOUR THROAT PUSSY FUCKING ZOOMERS!!!

i'm almost ashamed to wear my fucking USC shirt now this zoomer faggot shit is fucking EMBARRASSING.

>>6101576
you sound like a fuckin' idiot