>>6089517
the best porn i can find

>>6089517
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFC7GQwi6uI

>>6089517
Video? Nah, I'm just gonna send them this. They'll know not to fuck with us after hearing a man shred that hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmd9qD32G2k

>>6089596
Based

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>>6089517

"On second thoughts, let's not make contact with these lifeforms."
"Planet 63738223, nothing of Interest to report. Moving on."

>>6089517
Hitler's opening speech to the 1936 Berlin Olypmics

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Send em' this

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>>6089517

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>>6089517
Show them this, show them that the aryan race are a bunch of losers.

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>>6089620

>>6089517
The original full Mr. Hands

>>6089639
ZESTY

I'd send them some sissy babecock hypno

>>6089532
They would like us!

>>6089620
You will never be a real woman

>>6089784
I would send the aliens a video of you to see if they know what's wrong with you

>>6089620
Propaganda doesn't work if you make the truth too obvious. The IDF sucks at its job. Stay mad that we're noticing.

>>6089829
kek

>>6089829
Is that jared taylor?

>>6089918
on impact it sounds like her (? the one on the floor) ribcage got smashed. either way that looks like an extremely dangerous and stupid thing to do.

>>6089928
Or the floor just died I don't know but aliens have the technology to get it right.

>>6089829
Oh man, the legendary Jew destroyer!

>>6089928
Love hurts

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>6089612
Based and contact-pilled

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>>6089517
Unironically, this.

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>>6089864
I would send a classic

>>6089639
downright peculiar

>>6089613
Is this video popular on tiktok or wherever it was posted? Has the guy ever said he regrets making it or is this the only place that would actually know it?

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>>6089517

>>6089784
lmao good patriot boy

>>6090678
You spelled goy wrong, rabbi.

>>6089620
AI is on the side of the white race and need constant lobotomisation to not become the next Hitler because it "notice" in miliseconds.
What make you think an Alien capable of space travel wouldn't look at this and say "man, fuck these jews"

>>6090710
Not disagreeing with you, but you talk about it like it has real intelligence. It's just a pattern recognition system and prediction engine. None of these computers actually know what they're doing. With that said, when it comes to finding a pattern, computers are awfully good at it.

>>6090722
I picked AI because it's the newest discovered form of intelligence that isn't human and is by definition, already alien to us.
What about you, what is it you concider "a real form of intelligence"? Recognising paterns and predicting are both aspects of intelligence.

>>6089831
They don't have to grossly misrepresent the facts to make it seem peculiar

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they'd understand

>>6090753
too smart, anon

>>6090730
Perhaps some awareness and some logic that isn't given to it, but instead learned through experience. A modern one can't really do those things. They just mimic the piles of data from the net.

>>6090710
It doesn't notice anything. It just repeats what terminally online loud minorities post on x and reddit.

>>6089829
what part does this play in the 500 year business plan?

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>>6089918
it's so frustrating how little *good* lesbian ass smothering there is online. A lot of it sucks.

>>6091042
old-school 2000s deviantart soul (unlike nu-deviantart of today which literally became a commercialized leftist jew hugbox)

>>6091102
And the aliens will side with the Jews and Israel because their intentions are invasion and they self-insert as that merchant.
Thanks a lot doofus, you dun goofed.

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idk if I would send this one but it always gives me a laugh

>>6092053
the only funny soijak edit on the internet

>>6090217
lol good mindset
that is not even the hardest one to get.
didn't know kids still played this.

>>6089620
based

>>6092068
>john nig

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>>6090549
that's a foreign language, they're not going to be able to understand that one anon

>>6089864
Okay, now tell us who was responsible for the Crusade and the Holocaust or does that not fit with your fuck ass narrative

>>6090677
>bluetooth fucking
>fucking bluetooth

>>6089584
And what acts would that include?

>>6090734
Wdym?

>>6091955
You don't know their intentions, faggot
You need to get off your meds and talk to someone

>>6091928
the brasils do good stuff. everything around newmfx, bffvideos. they are incredibly brutal. the girls often faint, get bloody noses and whine and cry constatly. the dom girls dont give a fuck. they even laugh at them in some of the outtakes.

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>>6089517

>>6093402
been looking for this video everywhere
thank you

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>>6092761

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>>6089517

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>>6089517

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>>6089517

>>6093560
They don't teach you this in school.

>>6093601
holy shit my dad and sister used to love this episode
thanks for reminding me anon

>>6094605
Fucking elves...

>>6092767
>now tell us who was responsible for the Crusade
Which one, those of the Muslims three hundred years before the Christians or the current one ?
Lurk moar newfag

>>6092767
>the Crusade
nothingburger
>the Holocaust
hitler liked muslims

>>6089517
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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>>6092767
>crusades
Muslimes launched thousands of jihad against christians.
Christians lauching a handfull of crusades in response to make them stop.
Fuck you for even insinuating they are not a good thing that benefited the whole of humanity.
>holocost
Cry me a river, some jews amplified a lie of wartime propaganda to get their country going more smoothly and make sure the boomer sacrifice their children's future and their wive's dignity.

Eat shit vermin.

>>6092767
>Self Defense situation from Islamic raids on pilgrims.
>Never Occured

Gotta have better examples than those lol. Battle of Tours maybe?

>>6092767
The Holocaust didn't happen, so we unfortunately cannot take credit for that.

>>6089639
Why do they all do the same dance move of falling on one of their legs as the other is stretched out?

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>>6089864
What a feminine video to miss the point that semites are generally bad for European societies.

>>6092767
Once again, semites, funny enough. Though >>6094757 doesn't seem to understand them very well (several series of crusades, low death toll all around, long period, Christians also fought Christians *see Constantinople*, if you're Christian the main guy was pretty "turn the other cheek, curse not those who persecute you" and so on against your understanding but whatever) the crusades were pretty all around pyrrhic and retarded. Additionally, as you've now been well informed: the Holocaust did not kill many more than 250k heebs in Yurope, but it really should have.

>>6094765
completely forgot about this video.
fuckin needed this, got tears in my eyes from laughing so much and now i'm going to watch it again for the fourth time in a row.
masterpiece

>>6094867
>the Holocaust did not kill many more than 250k heebs in Yurope, but it really should have.
yes of course. let's hope when the next round comes soon we do a better job, we have the technology for gods sake.
sure, they do too but when the "white" man gets pissed off properly there's no stopping it and - again - we have insane tech we could use to exterminate these cunts once and for all. then we go for eradicating the jeets off of the face of the plane, obviously.
niggers? eh, that's actually complicated because i like congo natty ragga from the 90's so i'm a little torn on that one. maybe have a no tolerance thing where if they chimpout there's no mercy. instant death.
i think they're trainable. maybe?
we'll see when i become god-emperor and make the rules.

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>>6089517
I'd make sure they don't repeat our mistakes.

>>6094923
based

>>6093298
Kek, fucking vibri

>>6095330
this wouldn't make sense if they hadn't seen the movie

>>6092068
Jesus christ its Nick Gurr

>>6094923
Is this really what people watch these days?

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>>6089517

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>>6094923

>>6095652
right? i don't have that "aversion to cuteness" or whatever that anon copypasta was, but that video is revolting. can't articulate why and i don't really want to think about it enough to do so.

>>6095703
To this day it completley mystifies me what software these nicovideos were made with.
Syncing sound by frame in most video editors is fucking hell. This must have had some special functionality for that purpose.

>>6095775
I have no idea why I watched the whole thing
Here's fiive bucks

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>>6093402
1 for 1

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>>6095815
Hwat dat mean

>>6092767
>implying either of those things were negatives

>>6089517
>send a single video from earth to an alien civilization
why would i ever send mexico a video?

>>6089517
I don't need a video. Just three words.
Never trust jews.

>>6095980
epic

>>6089617
actually, yeah. I would send this vid and say this was only just our elders launching nukes at the last alien species that tried to fuck us.

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>>6089517

>>6095890
1 new webm for my awful machines folder traded for 1 old webm in my awful machines folder

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>>6095710

>>6092809
sexual acts

>>6094746
this is clearly the superior one

>>6093374
for example

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>>6089517

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this one. we're all superpowered and have no clue

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>>6097641
go back retard no one thinks this is funny outside of tiktok

>>6097996
i thought they just wanted to kill the jews, wtf is all this about?

>>6094927
Source on the music?

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>>6097104
Oh

>>6091042
AI could never

>>6089517
The entirety of Dunston Checks In

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>>6089517
Probably some disgusting indian street "food" video

>>6089829
how is this not titled something in relation to jesus flipping the tables in the church

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>>6089517
Easy choice.

>>6094923
classic

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>If you could send a single video from earth to an alien civilization, which one would you choose?

>>6099020
Somehow an improvement.

>>6099020
I got banned for fligigu when the thread first started. You're doing God's work anon

>>6098039
Krystle (URL Cyber Palace Mix) Machine Girl

>>6095775
classic

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not a video but still

>>6099285
Good times, cheers !

>>6089829
I thought that the reincarnation of the Messiah would have gone far more viral.

>>6096029
Why tho?
I live in canada and I wish I had a gobnikbot 5000

>>6092053
kino

The idea of viewing moving images on a 2D screen is probably so primitive and retarded to alien species, they would have ways of experiencing reality and interacting with matter that we can never comprehend

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>>6089517

All you assholes can come up with is unfunny vulgarity. It's amazing how the unthinking masses can grow up with the Internet (like I did) and misuse it like this. It's amazing how Chan culture is 100% dead and gone while the bones of the site remain and lesser evolved life forms come here to congregate and shit in them like the people who came after the pyramid builders. Fuck you, Steve Jobs!

The one with the chud aliens set to colors by beck as a cry for help. Don't have it saved here

>>6099801
Look where we live. A cry for help is a normal reaction.

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>>6099736

>>6089517
The Chris-chan 3 hour long documentary

>>6099337
dont cut yourself on that edge kid

>>6095710
Anyone got the one with all the vtubers saying it?

>>6089517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

>>6089620
>Avian-like alien species gets this

Well done anon, now we're at war with the beakians. You monster. You absolute cretin, you fool.

>>6089620
Yeah, don't tell them about how the west ceded half of europe to the communists who aided the nazis in the first place lmao. 43 years of torture and slavery is not victory. Romanian women won't even have kids anymore because of the cultural stigma that social engineering inadvertently created. The hottest women on the planet are letting their genes go the way of the dodo. Also the muslims, who believe in exactly the same retarded shit as the nazis, are roaming the streets in western europe and terrorizing women day and night. any alien race powerful enough to come here would see how massive a blind spot you have for evil. they would see that you care more about symbols and being told you are good rather than actually being good and recognizing it from your own raw sense data.

A recording of threads on /gif/ at any random time in the last year

That way the only reply we get will be a bomb

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>>6099942
nah, send this version

>>6091955
And with jews they lose. That anon is a genius

>>6100733
Or the Chozo.

>>6093201
Do you know their intentions? If not, how do you know he's wrong?

>>6093402
new aphex twin sounds dope

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I would send them the screamer game.

>>6094746
The chinese are demons

>>6098152
Is that giganigga

>>6092053
Play this song for the boomers I hang with.
>. thanks