>>6101956
Hahaha a basketball for dickheads

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>>6102150
wdu mean its fucking brilliant you dog cunt

>you will never find a love of your life in japan who looks like this and does this

>>6101889
WMAF, HAPA Girls, Worksafe Tits, Leggy girls, Tummy threads, specimens. All posted by non sex havers.

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>>6102343
i might sound schizo but i think the OPs are part of a plebbit/discord brigade intentionally trying to shit up the board. all non sex havers ofc lol.

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death to all coomers

>>6102343
glad others are pointing out this absolute shit. been pointing it out here and there for a while now.
>>6102352
you may well be right

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>You will never be Japanese.
>You will never find the love of your life in Japan who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl.
>You will never be the protagonist in an anime.
>You will never have superpowers to allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations.
You will always be a loser.

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What I intend to do to Warwick Davis is nothing short of malign. Have you ever seen Casino Royale? It's the best Daniel Craig Bond film, for sure. In any case, there's a scene where Bond is tied to a chair with the bottom cut out, with a rope smacking against his bollocks again and again and again as torture. He never breaks. I know why. You see, the rope wasn't a means of constant pain: it did end eventually, when the villain needed to leave, but with me and Davis, locked in an abandoned warehouse, nobody will find him nor will they hear his screams. I have - in my possession - a tazer with enough power to fry a cat alive in a matter of seconds, but not powerful enough to kill a man even after prolonged use. I will take this tazer and set it so that it is always touching Warwick Davis' tiny dwarf asshole, and set it to the highest setting, watching his toes curl in pain and his screams fill the warehouse endlessly until he almost suffocates on his own yelling. He'll burn so hot that his tears will evaporated and sting his eyes, that the lens of his eyeballs will evaporate whilst still attached to his optic nerve, that his blood will boil and bite away at his skin. He will beg me to stop with whatever words he can muster, but I will simply stand there, smiling, in awe at the situation I have created. In time, he will starve due to being unable to eat or drink, and after which I will wear his scorched, burnt face, and arrive at his daughters' house on my knees. I will hug her and - with her screaming and noticing the putrid smell of charred flesh - grab her head and begin to smash it against the ground until she is nothing but a bloody pulp. That is my revenge for Warwick Davis upstaging the Feel the Force day event I was part of.

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>>6101956
i will never not like this