The picture is hilarious

Saw apparitions pretty often as a youngin

>>42034983
I saw many big eyed glowing colorful spiders crawling everywhere in my room when I was very little

>>42034983
>5/7 year oldish
>With my parents and aunt out to eat food
>Waiter shows me a cool wine glass anti gravity spin
>Cool
>After the dinner we walk in the center
>See a seated couple in the distance making out
>Dont think im intruding and im curuous so I approach them
>They turn around
>See some type of aura or spirit come from them
>It has this scarily look, almost like the mask euatace uses in courage the cowardly dog
>My aunt takes a hold of me
>Think nothing about the aura and mask apparition ontop of the couple

When I remember it now i'm like the fuck was that moment, didnt feel like my imagination

>>42034983
I wasn't young when this happened but it makes no sense and i can't explain it.

My dog is yipping at the back door so I let her out and watch her scamper off into the back yard. I close the door and go sit on the couch but soon hear a "thunk thunk thunk" noise on the stairs. It's the dog. She is somehow inside and the sound is her tail whacking against the wall. I have no idea how she got back in, let alone up the stairs without me letting her in. The only thing I could think of is somebody grabbed her from the back yard, carried her around front, and sent her through the front door. This is a horrifying idea but all the doors on the house were locked. It still fucks with me.

I was tugging on something at the top of the stairs with my back turned to them. My grip slipped and I went airborne down the stairs, backward, for 10 yards or so and slammed against the wall at the bottom. Somehow I didn't get hurt. Not even a little ouch. It never made any damn sense.

>>42034983
someone in 2005 recalled that as a kid, underneath the couch emerged a gnarly zombie-like hand that carried a crumpled paper bag. zombie hand put the bag down, paused, and withdrew under the couch. the bag had nails in it.
another person around that time had a remarkably similar instance, but icr how that went. the bag had broken glass.

reminds me of the zombie hand in the toilet from zelda games.

>>42035690
oh fuck, dude... oh fuck...
you did get hurt, but you just can't remember it...

>>42035690
Sounds like a reality shift or you died there. I got something similar.

Around 5-8 years a whole glass cabinet fell on me. I froze and stood up. The whole closet went through me as I stood. When everything was on the floor, I looked around. Everything was broken, but I didn't have a scratch. My mother came into the room and looked shocked. Every time I tell this story to my mother, she's vague about it.

>>42034983
My earliest memories was probably when I was 4 or maybe earlier, but what I remember is that the world was only filled with corners. Walking around like a small dipshit banging my skull into a universe of corners. Probably why I'm on this site right now

>>42035717
no I didn't, that's part of what made it so memorable

plus I'm one of those freaks with an exceptional memory, so if I was hurt I'd recall

>>42035866
one day the realization will hit you hard and fast.

>>42035750
what do you mean it "went through" you

>>42035868
that the anon shitposting at me is retarded? yeah, that realization came pretty fast

>he has seen the hands
uh oh

>>42036030
its the ones that don't see them reaching that are never heard from again

>>42034983
One time a crow flew through my back door and landed in my kitchen sink, I called upon my mother but when I looked back it disappeared

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>>42034983
yes [spoiler] ghost [/spoiler]

>>42040639
AAAAAA

>>42034983
hmm I wonder why memories from earliest childhood would be unreliable. what a paranormal mystery.

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when my parents took me to visit my grandma's house, my older cousin who lived down the road would take me to really secluded spots in the house, like under a bed, or in the cabinets of this bar in the basement, and make me suck his dick. I was 5 and he was probably like 10 or 11.

Also, my parents periodically took me to "Mary's House," which was like some kind of boarding house, very old furniture and decor.
i have no idea what we were doing there, and we'd just stay a couple of days, never leaving the house.

There was also this time I was in the pickup truck with my mom, and I saw this car approaching from the right side, and could just tell it was going to collide with us, several seconds before it actually did. I envisioned it accelerating down the side street and hitting us, and then watched reality conform to what I had imagined.
After it hit, I wasn't upset at all, and was calmly analyzing whether to cry or not, like I could go either way and seamlessly transition into either crying or not crying.

and then there was that time I drilled a bumblebee out of the air with an electric drill, still not sure how that's even possible

>>42034983
>Mid 2000s-ish.
>Be 9-10.
>Waiting in the car while my parents are dropping by to see a friend.
>At a native reservation at the top of the "tribal hill" as the majority of people there called it.
>See a guy riding a bike that was really thin.
>Black long hair, his entire outfit was really light tan leather with a dark green backpack, prescription glasses, and a wide leather hat.
>"Cowboy hat" for the sake of basic description.
>Seemed normal and whatever at first.
>He then seamlessly goes up from the street over the sidewalk. No ramps or bunny hopping.
>Goes into the grass then straight through the fence.
>Vanishes instantly.
Not like trailing away in the distance. He was just gone in thin air.

I have 2 - first one I was too young to remember.

1.

>Live in very remote property in inland Australia, 300m twisting driveway from the main road
>be 12 months old
>2am
>Mum gets up to check on me
>walking towards my room, sees lights flashing like a torch in my room
>assumes it’s my dad
>walks into my room. Lights stop, no one in the room except me.
>mum panics and checks all windows and doors. All locked
>dogs never barked
>Dad was fast asleep in bed.

Mum still gets weirded out telling that story.

2.

>be 3-4 years old
>live in slightly less remote part of Australia
>6pmish
>watching tv, eating dinner
>doors and windows wide open cause summer
>out of nowhere I start freaking the fuck out saying that a bat is going to fly in the house
>I vaguely remember having a vision of the bat coming in
>mum and dad laugh at me
>bat has never flown in house before
>have never learned what a bat is
>parents start asking me how I know what a bat is
>2 minutes later bat flies in the house and gets trapped behind the cabinet
>first and only time this has ever happened

I've told this one before, but I have the strangest memory of a friend's mother taking me to some padded room where symbols were lit up on the walls, and when we came home I was super sleepy, and the sky was fully pink.
I have no idea if this is a thing that happened, or a dream.

I also have the common memory of floating to the ceiling while in bed. Even doing it collectively with a friend who was sleeping over

I have a memory of a helicopter flying right past my window, which in retrospect is impossible. I have the hot air balloon memory (I have never been on one).

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>>42034983
When i was a kid my mom was filling out paperwork to immigrate to the US so I would frequently go with her and sit in waiting rooms of governemt buildings. In one room there was a little window that would open and a man would appear and call people up. My mom leaned over and whispered to me "look, next time he comes it will be a different room." Every time he came and opened the window he would be standing in a different room with a different background. Im in my 30s now and asked her about it recently. She doesnt remember any such thing and I cant explain what happened or why I remember this.