>>42037808
The Catholic church specifically avoids anointing that vocation to people who desire it. Horror movie aficionados and phantasmagoria seekers are not to apply. It is a bad job with high turnover. People die young doing it. It's extremely stressful and takes a specific kind of person which you absolutely are not if you're seeking it out to begin with. You're also probably a teenager and not even regularly attending church.

>>42037827
I'm a 25 year old female, I've been wanting to do this since I was 5 years old.

>>42037831
Women cannot be exorcists. You can be a nun though. Think less about demons and more about how you can pursue your own perfection in the eyes of God. Don't worry about those jackasses.

>>42037827
>The Catholic church
The Vatican is run by the satanists.

>>42037840
>>42037831
Yes women can, and oftentimes women , while being more sensitive than men,
can sense more negative entities and negative energy parasites.
And a lot of actual women end up doing that because they can sense negative entities, parasites etc in children.

In today's day if the Vatican says no it's actually a stamp of approval t.

>>42037862
Pffft. And who are you? Has the Vatican always worshipped Satan? Has the church ever allowed women into such roles? Stop trying to puff her up. Your arrogance is a deadly contagion.

>>42037883
>>42037883
>Has the Vatican always worshipped Satan?
Yes. I have been inside the Vatican in Rome several times,
in Vatican 2 in France,
and several times in Switzerland.
There is no god in the Vatican.

The Bible has been rewritten to brainwash people.
The largest printed book was Maleus, how do you kill women with the healing powers and knowledge of the exorcism, 300-400 years ago.
And not the Bible.
And they literally went out of their way to mass kill women.
>they also burned a bunch of libraries
>destroyed science etc.
>rewrote history
>but this is besides my points

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_destroyed_libraries

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>>42037883
>Has the Vatican always worshipped Satan?
Yahweh is the satan btw.
Also look at the woodoo dolls they are using , the dying man on a cross.
This is a classic satanic ritual woodoo doll.

>>42037831
>I'm a 25 year old female,

Folk "exorcisms" performed by women are more about appeasing and placating the evil spirits into going away/not causing trouble. It's pretty much the polar opposite of the wizard battles associated with things like catholic exorcism.

>>42037938
Semitic occult frameworks still give instructions for women when it comes to dealing with spirits, for example with the placement of amulets, which is different for women. I've never seen any differences when it comes to actually dealing with spirits though. Meme christian exorcism are all about rebuking a spirit by reading holy texts, there's no battle there and anyone can do it regardless of what's in between their legs.

>>42037945
>Meme christian exorcism
> are all about rebuking a spirit by reading holy texts,
Basically this.
As I said, above:
>>42037914
>>42037919
they destroyed the knowledge and burned all women who had ancient knowledge of healing .
We need to restore ancient knowledge of healing with plants and frequencies.

I have seen old grannies do tests for possessed people, and give instructions.
I just think that the church are satanists themselves, and they are possessed by the negative entities. And thus they won't give you any real instructions.

>>42037808
You study a magical or religious discipline that deals with exorcisms, read whatever you could on the subject of possessions favoring academic and historical texts, then you're guided to people and places where you're needed.
>What demons are out there?
Mostly parasitic spirits. Most people are compliant with their activity so it's pointless getting them out unless it's a proper possession. Things are usually there for a reason, an exorcist is needed when they aren't. Parasites will pretend to be demons, angels, succubi, deities, even the Holy Spirit, to get an easy feed and possibly gain control of their victim. Dealing with possessees is frustrating, draining, and potentially dangerous, especially if you have bonded with them.

>>42037831
Ignore them, the womb actually vibrates like a magical antenna to increase your rate of power exchange with the moon you’ll be fine

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Every other occult book by this author has been a banger and her deck is pretty good. Though I have not read this one myself

>>42037965
>burned all women who had ancient knowledge of healing

The punishment for witchcraft was hanging not burning. Burning was for heretics

>>42038054
JMC has good info on possessions, at least based on my experience, but she took this book off sale because it was intended as a high-level manual, dangerous to dabblers, or so she said.

>>42038063
Don't waste your time on these ignoramuses anon these are like pothead schizo types. Any information you provide is in one ear out the other. They've already decided what's true and it precludes recorded history.

>>42038073
But you have already done the darkest witchcraft ritual conceived by us. You have participated in our ritual. Thank You.

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>>42038090
Sure dood

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Maybe try your research on how it look for someone to be in demonic influence, search for small sign (wich is harder in our era) . Listen closely also to what they can say (some live in dualitie with their entities and can change speech wihout even knowing it

Last for all I don't think we fuck demon with angryness but with love, don't fall into the devil trap and don't hate the possesed but wish them love (for god , christ, or who you want as long as it is honnest)

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>>42037808
Not even the marines can drive me out, fag

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>people die
Yepp, schizos who believe in religitardation need not apply

are there any demons that we don't know about?

>>42041977
Yes

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>>42037840
>Women cannot be exorcists.

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>>42037808

I dabble a bit

https://youtu.be/ZaE6v31Udo8?si=RC1oC77jZJrgdnNs

>>42042035
Yes women cannot be exorcists. They can't occupy any position like that. They can't be priests or clergymen either. I am assuming you are a woman to be upset by this

>>42037808
1) The real people who become exorcists are the ones who just follow God and find/understand they can best serve God by being an exorcist, the ones who "want to become" one are fakes and charlatans.
2) Women almost certainly can't become exorcists as 999999 times out of 1000000 they can serve God in better ways.

Redo the thread and ask
>How do I become a charlatan preaching as an exorcist
to get answer suited to your situation.

>>42037808
basically opening yourself up to be influenced by said demons by doing that lol

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>>42041908
nigga motherfucker what are you doing in a channel dedicated to paranormal activities then

>>42037808
Demon are parts of our psyche, they exist because we push back every lack or bad stuff deep in our mind. And sometime that accumulation of bad stuff come back to the surface.

>>42043050
Religion isn't paranormal

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>>42037831
There are many before you who tried and ended up giving birth to demons. It isn't worth it.

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>>42037827
>>42042256
You make a good point. Anybody know any good methods of dealing with malevolent spirits, parasites, etc. that doesn't necessitate Catholic horseshit?

>>42038054
Like this for instance. Thanks for the reminder.

>>42046939
>You make a good point. Anybody know any good methods of dealing with malevolent spirits, parasites, etc. that doesn't necessitate Catholic horseshit?
You've already got a decent starting point with the Exorcist's Handbook. Look up the author. Read up the sources she provides in the very book. She herself says that academic research is a better source of information than magical writing.

what books are there to read about this?

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Demons aren't real.

>>42037808
Alobar Jones on jewtube

>>42042256
>I am assuming you are a woman to be upset by this
you presume too much anon. I would just say it's too early to draw conclusions about life beyond this place or projecting such ideas onto something poorly understood.